History Funny / TheMuppets2011

** Also the fact that all of them are Muppet-style puppets, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers except for Animool, who is just Dave Grohl in a half-assed Animal costume.]]

--> "Oh, stop it! In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!"

-->'''Jack Black''': You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time!

-->'''Piggy''': You inspire them, Kermie.\\

-->'''Fozzie:''' But, Kermit, which is more illegal? [[InsistentTerminology Briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,]] or ''destroying the Muppets''?\\

--> '''Lew Zealand''': Mister The Frog, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.

* As Miss Piggy prepares the kidnapping of Jack Black
-->'''Jack Black:''' Oh hey Animal. What are you doing here.
-->'''Animal:''' Acting! ''(Extended {{beat}})'' [[ActingUnnatural Natural!]]

-->'''Jack Black:''' I'm being held captive by these weirdos!\\

--->"Mahna-mahna."

** Miss Poogy is hired to play Miss Piggy's part when Piggy refuses to return to the show. Poogy sounds like she smokes ten packs of cigarettes a day, and when Miss Piggy meets her and tells her to get out, she waits several seconds before settling on calling her "sister", clearly unsure if a voice that hoarse could ever belong to a woman.

%%* The SuspiciouslySpecificDenial about Tex Richman's HeelFaceTurn.

--->"Manamana"

-->'''Tex Richman''': My answer is no.\\

** And it's a ''sing-along. [[FollowTheBouncingBall With a bouncing ball!]]''

** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of fishmongers singing that "Life is a fillet of fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "yes it is".

** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fillet of fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "yes it is".

** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish, hey!" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "yes it is".

** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "Yes, yes it is".

-->'''Fozzie:''' That looked like an expensive explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

* The ending of "Life's a Happy Song," where, as soon as Gary, Mary, and Walter leave on the bus, the crowd lets out a relieved "They're gone!" and [[TiredAfterTheSong collapses]].

* All the spoof trailers, but especially the one that makes it out to be a typical cheesy romantic comedy, until they start listing the cast... "Are there ''Muppets'' in this movie?!"

* All the spoof trailers, but especially the one that makes it out to be a typical cheesy romantic comedy, until they start listing the cast..."Are there ''Muppets'' in this movie?!"

-->'''Miss Piggy:''' I'm so happy for us, Kermie! Let's share our happiness with the top 10 news publications!"

* The Moopets (a tribute band of the Muppets from Reno, all with two O's in their name (Animool, Kermoot, Janooce, Miss Poogy, etc;)). Over the top, loud and mean. Foozie is Fozzie with a beanie, wifebeater and an extremely deep ScaryBlackMan voice. "Wokka wokka...."

** Especially the Barbershop Quartet number where he's both unhappy it's a barbershop quartet but actually starts complaining when they perform "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

-->'''Piggy''':You inspire them, Kermie.\\

--> '''Lew Zealand''': Mister The Frog, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people."

* "Travel by map." Cue the visual of the cast as [[TravelMontage a line moving across the map traveling from LA to Paris]]... and it being how they actually got their, in just seconds time.

* "Travel by map." Cue the visual of the cast as [[TravelMontage a line moving across the map as a visual for them traveling to Paris]]... and it being how they actually got their, in just seconds time.

* "Travel by map." Cue the visual of the cast as a line moving across the map as a visual for them traveling to Paris... and it being how they actually got their, in just seconds time.

** Steve Whitmire flubbing a line and accidentally calling Eighties Robot "Raidies Robot".

* During the "Man Or A Muppet" number, Gary and Walter sing about being at the crossroads of their lives and about how they need to choose whether they're "men or Muppets." In Gary's reflection, there is a Muppet version of him. In Walter's reflection, the audience expects to see the human version of him played by a live actor, and, apparently, get... [[Creator/JimParsons]].

* [[ToiletHumor Fart]] [[StylisticSuck shoes.]]

* During the "Man Or A Muppet" number, Gary and Walter sing about being at the crossroads of their lives and about how they need to choose whether they're "men or Muppets." In Gary's reflection, there is a Muppet version of him. In Walter's reflection, the audience expects to see the human version of him played by a live actor, and, apparently, get... [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Jim Parsons]].

* [[PaperThinDisguise "Muppet]] [[TotemPoleTrench Man."]] And it ''works''.
-->'''Miss Piggy:''' ([[ThatsGottaHurt hard]] [[{{Headdesk}} triple-headdesk]]) I can't believe I fell for "Muppet Man!"

* Tex Richman does a [[PissTakeRap rap]]. No, really. And it's [[StylisticSuck actually]] [[SoBadItsGood good!]]

* The Barber Shop Quartet scene where Beaker pops up with an axe, and the rest of the Muppets just stare at him awkwardly. The song they're doing is Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit". That was great, when they hold up towels with the lyrics Beaker's says "MEE MEE MEE MO" on it.

* Any montage scene that takes place.
* The Moopets(a tribute band of the Muppets from Reno, all with two O's in their name(Animool,Kermoot, Janooce, Miss Poogy, etc;). Over the top, loud and mean. Foozie is Fozzie with a beanie, wifebeater and an extremely deep Scary Black Man voice. "Wokka wokka...."

** Miss Poogy is hired to play Ms. Piggy's part when Piggy refuses to return to the show. Poogy sounds like she smokes ten packs of cigarettes a day, and when Ms. Piggy meets her and tells her to get out, she waits several seconds before settling on calling her "sister", clearly unsure if a voice that hoarse could ever belong to a woman.

* 80's Robot. That is all.
** Especially when he looks up where Fozzie is with his modem... which promptly loudly screeches and tortures everyone in the car.

* Creator/JackBlack who spends his appearance on the telethon tied to a chair, because the Muppets kidnapped him.

* "Travel by map."

* Kermit's reaction to Whoopi Goldberg, Selena Gomez and [[AndZoidberg ... some random kid]] (actually ''Series/ModernFamily'' star Rico Rodriguez) entering the telethon.
** As well as Selena and Rico having no idea who the Muppets are.

* The SuspiciouslySpecificDenial about Tex Richman's HeelFaceTurn.

** Also during this song we get [[TheStoner Willie Nelson]] singing "Life is full of Highs" and a couple of other people singing that "Life is a fille'''t''' of fish" to which Walter and Gary can only reply with... "Yes, yes it is".

* "Maniacal laugh!"
** "MANIACAL LAUGH!"

** Doo doo doo doo doo

* When '80s Robot uses his dial-up modem to locate the other Muppets, [[HellIsThatNoise we get the traditional loud beeping and static]], making Kermit, Walter, Gary, and Mary react and cover their ears, with this line from Gary:
--> "Oh, stop it! In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!"

* The outtakes of Zach Galifinakis ad-libbing with the homeless Muppets. "New hobo, eh?"

** Fozzie's rubber chickens are named Fran and [[Creator/LouiseGold Louise]].