History Funny / TheMuppetMovie

-->'''Animal:''' '''''[[MakeMeWannaShout TESTING!]]'''''

--> '''Doc:''' Max, follow that frog!\\
''(Max starts to drive off, leaving Doc behind)''\\

[[caption-width-right:350:"[[LamePunReaction I don't believe that]]".]]

'''Miss Piggy: THAT DOES IT!''' ''(Miss Piggy beatdown commences.)''

[[caption-width-right:350:"I don't believe that".]]

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* When Teddy Savalas tells Madeline Khan she'll get warts from touching Kermit, Kermit informs him it's just a myth.

-->'''Kermit''': ''(Stares upon his destroyed bike)'' Hmph. That's pretty dangerous, building a road in the middle of the street! I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be [[Literature/GoneWithTheWind gone with the Schwinn]].

-->'''Fozzie''': There was this sailor, who was so fat...
-->'''Fat Sailor in Audience:''' How fat was he?! ''(smashes bottle on table)''
-->'''Fozzie:''' Uh...he was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.

--->'''Fozzie:''' Hey, there, want a lift? \\

--> '''Fozzie''': I don't know how to thank you guys!\\
'''Kermit''': [[DeadpanSnarker I don't know why to thank you guys]].

-->'''Gonzo''': This is like flying! Maybe it is flying. I'M FLYING!!!

-->'''Animal''': '''''[[MakeMeWannaShout TESTING!]]'''''

--->'''Kermit:''' '(About Fozzie)'' This guy's lost.\\

* Another Running Gag[=/=]ChekhovsGag involving the introduction of Sweetums. Originally the "jack" for "Mad Man" Mooney, he starts chasing Kermit and company when he learns they're going to Hollywood. We see him one time in Miss Piggy's entrance scene, and then, finally, [[spoiler:he crashes through the projector screen as the movie-within-the-movie finishes, ''finally'' catching up with everybody]].
* To prove this movie has NoFourthWall, at one point in the movie Kermit hands ''the script to said movie'' over to Electric Mayhem to explain Kermit and Fozzie's story as to why they're traveling, as an alternative to summarizing the whole movie up to that point, since as Kermit points out, "it'll bore the audience!"

-->'''El Sleezo Tough''': Yes, but she's ''my'' myth.\\
'''Kermit''': No, no, myth, myth!\\
'''"Myth" (Carol Kane)''': Yeth?

--->'''Kermit''': That's a myth.\\
'''Hopper''': A what?\\
'''Kermit''': Myth! Myth!\\
'''Myth''': (appearing behind the billboard) Yeth?

-->'''Kermit the Frog:''' (As the barrel plays ''Lady of Spain'') YIKES! (Calmly) What is that?!?\\
'''Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:''' That is one of my latest invention, ''A Musical Rotating Rain Barrel''.\\
'''Kermit the Frog:''' Oh, Yeah!\\
'''Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:''' You see, I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, And this is my assistant, Beaker. We live here perfecting useful inventions. Come in, Come in!

-->'''Kermit''': Miss Piggy, you look beautiful!\\
'''Miss Piggy''': Thank you!\\
'''Kermit''': (aside) Hollywood talk.

-->'''Fozzie''': (looking at the money) Five hundred dollars? Would you consider a bear in a frog suit?\\
'''Kermit''': Fozzie!\\
'''Fozzie''': I'm sorry, sir, I just lost my head. (They drive off)\\
'''Doc Hopper''': Wait a minute, Mr. Frog. [[EveryManHasHisPrice Everything's negotiable!]]

-->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Where did you learn to drive?
-->'''Fozzie Bear:''' I took a correspondence course.

** Kermit and Miss Piggy run to embrace each other in the middle of the field, and once they meet in the middle, Miss Piggy ''continues running,'' [[UpToEleven holding him the entire time.]] Kermit's is utterly baffled at this, especially noteworthy considering the whole thing is a fantasy by Miss Piggy, but [[NoSell not even her dream version of Kermit can help himself from noticing how weird the whole thing is.]]

* JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf's start making fun of the movie before it even begins: "Private screening?" "Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public!"

* JustForFun/StatlerAndWaldorf's heckling at the beginning: "Private screening?" "Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public!"

* When the BarBrawl at [[BadGuyBar the El Sleazo Café]] starts to get out of control, Fozzie dresses up as the bartender and yells, "Okay boys, drinks are on the house!" The customers cheer and stampede out of the place. We cut to roof, [[LiteralMinded with the bar patrons confusedly asking where the free drinks are]].

* When Floyd asks Dr. Honeydew what he can do with his growth pills, he happily shows off "a four foot prune!" The reaction by Floyd is priceless: "[[SureLetsGoWithThat A four foot prune.]]"

'''Doc Hopper''': Wait a minute, Mr. Frog. [[SureLetsGoWithThat Everything's negotiable!]]

--> '''Doc Hopper:''' Keep an eye out for a frog and a bear in a tan Studebaker.\\