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-->'''Pushkin:''' ''[Warmly]'' Georgi, Georgi, Georgi! Put him on the first plane to Moscow!\\
''[Koskov is handed over to the soldiers, looking relieved]''\\
'''Pushkin:''' ''[Considerably less warm]'' In the diplomatic bag.\\
''[Koskov is dragged away, [[OhCrap looking much less relieved]].]''

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-->'''Pushkin:''' ''[Warmly]'' ''(Warmly)'' Georgi, Georgi, Georgi! Put him on the first plane to Moscow!\\
''[Koskov ''(Koskov is handed over to the soldiers, looking relieved]''\\
relieved)''\\
'''Pushkin:''' ''[Considerably ''(Considerably less warm]'' warm)'' In the diplomatic bag.\\
''[Koskov ''(Koskov is dragged away, [[OhCrap looking much less relieved]].]''relieved]])''
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-->'''Pushkin:''' Georgi, Georgi, Georgi! ''[To a solider; warmly]'' Put him on the first plane to Moscow!\\

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-->'''Pushkin:''' ''[Warmly]'' Georgi, Georgi, Georgi! ''[To a solider; warmly]'' Put him on the first plane to Moscow!\\
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''[Koskov is handed over to the soldiers, looking relieved]''

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''[Koskov is handed over to the soldiers, looking relieved]''relieved]''\\
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--> '''M''': [[LampshadeHanging I can't imagine why.]]

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--> '''M''': [[LampshadeHanging I can't imagine why.]]]]
* When Koskov tries to bullshit his way out of trouble with Puskin at the very end, Pushkin initially seems to fall for it:
-->'''Pushkin:''' Georgi, Georgi, Georgi! ''[To a solider; warmly]'' Put him on the first plane to Moscow!\\
''[Koskov is handed over to the soldiers, looking relieved]''
'''Pushkin:''' ''[Considerably less warm]'' In the diplomatic bag.\\
''[Koskov is dragged away, [[OhCrap looking much less relieved]].]''
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* 002 being outed from the exercise by the SAS ''moments'' after landing. His annoyed glare really sells it.
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* After slicing a car with a laser:

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* Bond's string of BlatantLies to explain away his car's Q Branch gadgetry, [[CasualDangerDialogue in the middle of an extended car chase]]. After slicing a car with a laser:



'''Bond:''' (with serious tone) Salt corrosion.

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'''Bond:''' (with serious tone) [perfectly straight-faced] Salt corrosion.



'''Koskov''': No! *gets stuffed inside*

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'''Koskov''': No! *gets [gets stuffed inside*inside]
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* When captured by Necros and [[spoiler: Koskov]], Bond is given a fake ID as a medical patient: [[SueDonym Jerry Bondov]].

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* When captured by Necros and [[spoiler: Koskov]], Bond is given a fake ID as a medical patient: [[SueDonym Jerry Jerzy Bondov]].
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--> '''General Gogol''': [[LampshadeHanging I can't imagine why.]]

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--> '''General Gogol''': '''M''': [[LampshadeHanging I can't imagine why.]]
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** And when being instructed on the gadgets of the film, including the "whistle and it beeps" keyring and its included grenade modes (which whistling "God Save The Queen" triggers a gas grenade, a wolf whistle makes it explode like a small grenade):
-->'''Bond''': And what do I whistle to blow up the whole room? "Rule Britannia"?

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** And when being instructed on the gadgets of the film, including the "whistle and it beeps" keyring and its included grenade modes (which whistling "God Save The Queen" "Rule Britannia" triggers a gas grenade, a wolf whistle makes it explode like a small grenade):
-->'''Bond''': And what do I whistle to blow up the whole room? "Rule Britannia"?"God Save the Queen"?
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** And when being instructed on the gadgets of the film, including the "whistle and it beeps" keyring and its included grenade modes (which whistling "God Save The Queen" triggers a gas grenade, a wolf whistle makes it explode):

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** And when being instructed on the gadgets of the film, including the "whistle and it beeps" keyring and its included grenade modes (which whistling "God Save The Queen" triggers a gas grenade, a wolf whistle makes it explode):explode like a small grenade):
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** And when being instructed on the gadgets of the film, including the "whistle and it beeps" keyring and its included grenade modes (which whistling "God Save The Queen" triggers a gas grenade, a wolf whistle makes it explode):
-->'''Bond''': And what do I whistle to blow up the whole room? "Rule Britannia"?
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* When captured by Necros and [[spoiler: Koskov]], Bond is given a fake ID as a medical patient: [[SueDonym Jerry Bondov]].

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* When captured by Necros and [[spoiler: Koskov]], Bond is given a fake ID as a medical patient: [[SueDonym Jerry Bondov]].Bondov]].
* Kamran Shah accompanied by his Afghan rebels showing up at Kara's concert, they'd have got there sooner, [[DarkHumor but had some trouble getting through customs]].
--> '''General Gogol''': [[LampshadeHanging I can't imagine why.]]
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(With Bond dropping in by parachute in 3... 2... 1... )

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(With (with Bond dropping in by parachute in 3... 2... 1... )



''[GilliganCut to James alone in the car at the conservatory]''\\

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''[GilliganCut ''(GilliganCut to James alone in the car at the conservatory]''\\conservatory)''\\



''[M gives Bond a DeathGlare, implying that he was the one who chose the original item]]''

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''[M ''(M gives Bond a DeathGlare, implying that he was the one who chose the original item]]''item)''
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** At the end of the sequence, Q asks a random tech to lie down in a couch, which immediately flips the tech under the cushions and gives Q a free space to sit.

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** At the end of the sequence, Q asks a random tech to lie down in a couch, which immediately flips the tech under the cushions and gives Q a free space to sit.sit.
* When captured by Necros and [[spoiler: Koskov]], Bond is given a fake ID as a medical patient: [[SueDonym Jerry Bondov]].
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''[M gives Bond a DeathGlare, implying that he was the one who chose the original item]]''

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''[M gives Bond a DeathGlare, implying that he was the one who chose the original item]]''item]]''
* Upon learning how to detonate his key ring explosive, Bond hangs it up on Q's [[ItMakesSenseInContext gas mask]] and prepares to begin the activation whistle just to screw with him.
** At the end of the sequence, Q asks a random tech to lie down in a couch, which immediately flips the tech under the cushions and gives Q a free space to sit.
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-->'''Bond''': Relax Georgi. Our engineers have spent months perfecting this.\\

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-->'''Bond''': Relax Relax, Georgi. Our engineers have spent months perfecting this.\\
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'''Koskov''': No! *gets stuffed inside*

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'''Koskov''': No! *gets stuffed inside*inside*
* Bond is instructed to bring a hamper from Harrods for Koskov at the safe house. As Koskov is gleefully emptying it, M is surprised that the brand of champagne is one that wasn't on the list:
-->'''Bond:''' The brand on the list was rather questionable, sir. I took the liberty of choosing something else.\\
''[M gives Bond a DeathGlare, implying that he was the one who chose the original item]]''
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'''Bond:''' (with serious tone) Salt corrosion.

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'''Bond:''' (with serious tone) Salt corrosion.corrosion.
* This exchange, before Koskov is stuffed into a capsule in order to be smuggled into Austria:
-->'''Bond''': Relax Georgi. Our engineers have spent months perfecting this.\\
'''Koskov''': How many times have you done this before?\\
'''Bond''': You're the first!\\
'''Koskov''': No! *gets stuffed inside*

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* "We have nothing to declare!" "Just this cello!"
* Kara Milovy, worst pilot ''EVER!'' Damn, did James really have to be the one to tell you you're about to crash into a canyon wall?!

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* ** "We have nothing to declare!" "Just this cello!"
* Kara Milovy, worst pilot ''EVER!'' Damn, did James really have to be the one to tell you you're about to crash into a canyon wall?!wall?!
* After slicing a car with a laser:
-->'''Kara:''' What was that?\\
'''Bond:''' (with serious tone) Salt corrosion.
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-->We must go back to get my cello!\\
No. Way.\\

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-->We -->'''Kara:''' We must go back to get my cello!\\
'''Bond:''' No. Way.\\



Why couldn't you have learned the violin?

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'''Bond:''' Why couldn't you have learned the violin?
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** Later, when Bond's car is destroyed, they're sledding down the hill on the cello case. At one point Bond quips [[HypocriticalHumor "Glad I insisted you brought that cello. "]].

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** Later, when Bond's car is destroyed, they're sledding down the hill on the cello case. At one point Bond quips [[HypocriticalHumor "Glad I insisted you brought that cello. "]].cello"]].
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** Later, when Bond's car is destroyed, they're sledding down the hill on the cello case. At one point Bond quips [[HypocriticalHumor "Glad I insisted you brought that cello. "]].
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* "We have nothing to declare!" "Except a cello!"

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* "We have nothing to declare!" "Except a "Just this cello!"
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Why couldn't you have taken the violin?

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Why couldn't you have taken learned the violin?
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* "We have nothing to declare!" "Except a cello!"

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* "We have nothing to declare!" "Except a cello!"cello!"
* Kara Milovy, worst pilot ''EVER!'' Damn, did James really have to be the one to tell you you're about to crash into a canyon wall?!

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''[GilliganCut to James alone in the car at the conservatory]''

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''[GilliganCut to James alone in the car at the conservatory]''conservatory]''\\
Why couldn't you have taken the violin?
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* "We have nothing to declare!" "Except a cello!"
* The GilliganCut where Kara insists on getting her cello during their getaway.

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* "We have nothing to declare!" "Except a cello!"
* The GilliganCut where Kara insists on getting her cello during their getaway.
cello!"
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* The GilliganCut where Kara insists on getting her cello during their getaway.
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* The cello problem.
-->We must go back to get my cello!\\
No. Way.\\
''[GilliganCut to James alone in the car at the conservatory]''

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** As mentioned in [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]]...
-->'''Linda:''' It's all so boring here, Margo. There's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. If only I could find a ''Real Man''. (With Bond dropping in by parachute in 3... 2... 1... )
** "We have nothing to declare!" "Except a cello!"

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** As mentioned in [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA]]...
* The end of the action opening:
-->'''Linda:''' It's all so boring here, Margo. There's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. If only I could find a ''Real Man''. \\
(With Bond dropping in by parachute in 3... 2... 1... )
** * "We have nothing to declare!" "Except a cello!"

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