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-> '''Urrigon''': Some tales say the Sunderlys were born when the Grey King fucked a corpse.\\
'''Theo Wull''': "A corpse?\\
'''Urrrigon''': If you think it sounds bad, remember, I'm supposed to be a descendant of that corpse.

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-> --> '''Urrigon''': Some tales say the Sunderlys were born when the Grey King fucked a corpse.\\
'''Theo Wull''': "A A corpse?\\
'''Urrrigon''': If you think it sounds bad, remember, I'm supposed to be a descendant of that corpse. [...]\\
'''Theo Wull''': Was it... a lady corpse?\\
'''Urrrigon''': ''[bleakly]'' The stories are conflicted on that fact.
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-->''By the Gods, the world is awash in younger brothers!''

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-->''By the Gods, the world is awash in younger brothers!''brothers!''
* Chapter 104 begins with Urrigon awkwardly recounting tales about the ExtremeOmnisexual nature of the Ironborn deity the Grey King and going into a tale that is both {{Squick}} and BlackComedy.
-> '''Urrigon''': Some tales say the Sunderlys were born when the Grey King fucked a corpse.\\
'''Theo Wull''': "A corpse?\\
'''Urrrigon''': If you think it sounds bad, remember, I'm supposed to be a descendant of that corpse.
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* This exchange early in Stannis and Cersei's marriage.

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* This exchange early in Stannis and Cersei's marriage.marriage, given Cersei's past affair with her brother.



* Viserys' grand maester reads a report from the front to him, then gets embarrassed and tries to skip over Tytos, suggesting a Viserys loyalist [[AssShove "bugger" himself with his surrender terms]], with the young king insisting on hearing the full quote and then [[ChildrenAreInnocent being confused by it]].

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* Viserys' grand maester reads a report from the front to him, then gets embarrassed and tries to skip over Tytos, suggesting Tytos telling a Viserys loyalist [[AssShove "bugger" himself with his surrender terms]], with the young king insisting on hearing the full quote and then [[ChildrenAreInnocent being confused by it]].
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'''Taena:''' ''[slumps]'' Oh, bloody hell.

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'''Taena:''' ''[slumps]'' Oh, bloody hell.hell.
* Cersei begins to consider that Tyrion might not be the valonqar... and realizes in that case, the possibilities are endless.
-->''By the Gods, the world is awash in younger brothers!''
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-->'''Cersei:''' Perhaps I do enjoy her presence.\\
'''Stannis:''' I know you don't because I know my cousin.
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* Cersei assures the uncle of her insipid new lady-in-waiting that the girl brings a lot to her retinue while thinking [[ExactWords "In that she makes me long for the days before she joined it.]]"

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* Cersei assures the uncle of her insipid new lady-in-waiting that the girl brings a lot to her retinue while thinking [[ExactWords "In that she makes me long for the days before she joined it.]]"]]" Stannis immediately picks up on the euphemism and thanks her for it afterward.
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* Gerion takes delight in telling a prostitute whom Tywin mistreated a story about how he beat Tywin at Cyvasse at age six and provoked a childish RageQuit from his brother.
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* Curgen and Luthor Crabb talking to the Thornes about their familial home includes quips like how it got named "Red House" simply due to being made of red bricks and having an unimaginative Crabb do the naming.

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* Curgen and Luthor Crabb talking to the Thornes about their familial home includes quips like how it got named "Red House" simply due to being made of red bricks and having an unimaginative Crabb do the naming.naming.
* Taena Merryweather's seductive mask comes off.
-->'''Taena:''' Ahh, dear Orton, I must apologize for so leaving you by yourself...\\
'''Orton:''' No use keeping up the pretense, Taena. This clever fellow saw right through me, and I'm willing to wager, you as well.\\
'''Taena:''' ''[slumps]'' Oh, bloody hell.
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* Viserys' grand maester reads a report from the front to him, then gets embarrassed and tries to skip over Tytos, suggesting a Viserys loyalist [[AssShove "bugger" himself with his surrender terms]], with the young king insisting on hearing the full quote and then [[ChildrenAreInnocent being confused by it]].

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* Viserys' grand maester reads a report from the front to him, then gets embarrassed and tries to skip over Tytos, suggesting a Viserys loyalist [[AssShove "bugger" himself with his surrender terms]], with the young king insisting on hearing the full quote and then [[ChildrenAreInnocent being confused by it]].it]].
* Curgen and Luthor Crabb talking to the Thornes about their familial home includes quips like how it got named "Red House" simply due to being made of red bricks and having an unimaginative Crabb do the naming.
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* When Alester Florent asks Garth Tyrell to be a CharacterWitness at his trial, Garth deliberately lets out a loud fart.
* There is some BlackComedy in ImpoverishedPatrician Zor Alexi describing how meaningless his various titles are (eg. being the lord of Silver Hall doesn't mean much when said estate "has been stripped of silver and indeed, of much of the hall").


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* Tytos describes how his father chose their family name after being ennobled when he found the coat-of-arms of an extinct house named Clegane that showed a man wielding a decidedly PhallicWeapon. Tytos's father adopted the name on the spot, declaring that "a name so bold must endure." Tytos uses a few awkward euphemisms while recounting the story to his free-riders decades later, and they find the whole thing hilarious.
* Rys Chelsted spends his EstablishingCharacterMoment oozing with GentlemanSnarker quips, such as saying that if Stannis ''doesn't'' want an HonestAdvisor like him and wants a ProfessionalButtKisser instead, then "say the word and I will go find you one. They are about King's Landing in great abundance."
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-->These murderous wretches are still at large, and seeking my blood. Well, by the Seven, Hoster Tully's blood is staying where it belongs - in Hoster Tully's veins!

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-->These murderous wretches are still at large, and seeking my blood. Well, by the Seven, Hoster Tully's blood is staying where it belongs - in Hoster Tully's veins!veins!
* Cersei assures the uncle of her insipid new lady-in-waiting that the girl brings a lot to her retinue while thinking [[ExactWords "In that she makes me long for the days before she joined it.]]"
* Viserys' grand maester reads a report from the front to him, then gets embarrassed and tries to skip over Tytos, suggesting a Viserys loyalist [[AssShove "bugger" himself with his surrender terms]], with the young king insisting on hearing the full quote and then [[ChildrenAreInnocent being confused by it]].
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--->'''Stannis:''' He... he is your brother. Your twin. I cannot imagine how close you two must be...\\

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--->'''Stannis:''' -->'''Stannis:''' He... he is your brother. Your twin. I cannot imagine how close you two must be...\\



--->''Gods, how did this even happen?'' It was not as if she and Stannis had been that... amorous, after all. She tried to go over the times in her head to see if she could pinpoint the very one that had put this... ''thing'' into her. ''Let's see... the wedding night, the night after, the night after that...''\\

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--->''Gods, -->''Gods, how did this even happen?'' It was not as if she and Stannis had been that... amorous, after all. She tried to go over the times in her head to see if she could pinpoint the very one that had put this... ''thing'' into her. ''Let's see... the wedding night, the night after, the night after that...''\\



--->These murderous wretches are still at large, and seeking my blood. Well, by the Seven, Hoster Tully's blood is staying where it belongs - in Hoster Tully's veins!

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--->These -->These murderous wretches are still at large, and seeking my blood. Well, by the Seven, Hoster Tully's blood is staying where it belongs - in Hoster Tully's veins!
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* This exchange early in Stannis and Cersei's marriage.
--->'''Stannis:''' He... he is your brother. Your twin. I cannot imagine how close you two must be...\\
'''Cersei:''' [thinking] ''Thank goodness.''
* Cersei is taken aback at her pregnancy.
--->''Gods, how did this even happen?'' It was not as if she and Stannis had been that... amorous, after all. She tried to go over the times in her head to see if she could pinpoint the very one that had put this... ''thing'' into her. ''Let's see... the wedding night, the night after, the night after that...''\\
[[GilliganCut She had progressed to several nights after that]], [[InsatiableNewlyweds and a rather exceptional morning]], when a sudden bit of especially fevered tooth-grinding on Stannis' part broke her count.
* Some BlackComedy during the attack on Harrenhal in Catelyn and Lord Manderly awkwardly exchanging formal greetings with a corpse on the floor and Manderly's hands bloody from creating said corpse. Followed by Lord Tully's indignant reaction to his attempted assassination (and brief consternation that ''Manderly'' could be mistaken for him).
--->These murderous wretches are still at large, and seeking my blood. Well, by the Seven, Hoster Tully's blood is staying where it belongs - in Hoster Tully's veins!

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