History Funny / TheFollowing

* During their EnemyMine situation, Joe asks Ryan if he should be wearing a disguise. Ryan responds by [[KickTheSonOfABitch punching him in the face]] hard enough to bloody his nose, then hands him a towel big enough to cover his face.

'''Ryan:''' Nobody likes me.\\

'''Ryan:''' Go ahead. The second you get within two feet of me, I'll just snap your neck and crack your spine.\\

-->'''Ryan:''' Nobody likes me.
-->'''Weston:''' [[BrutalHonesty Well, you're inconsistent and extreme. People don't know how to respond to you.]]
-->{{Beat}}
-->'''Ryan:''' I was joking.

-->'''Ryan:''' Go ahead. The second you get within two feet of me, I'll just snap your neck and crack your spine.
-->'''Paul:''' And I'll shoot you dead!
-->'''Ryan:''' And his spine will be cracked.
-->'''Paul:''' And you'll be dead!
-->'''Ryan:''' And his spine will be cracked.

-->'''Mark''': I'm gonna need you to tell me where Strauss is.
-->'''Julianna''': I can't. He'll kill me.
-->'''Mark''': Oh, wow. [[WhatAnIdiot Are you slow?]] Lady, you're already dead.

-->"[[WhatAnIdiot It's a FREAKIN' METAPHOR, Ryan!]]"

-->'''Joe''': Calling me an "eye man" is like calling Rembrandt a decorator.

* The fact that Joe is disguised as a bearded GoodOlBoy for the first few episodes of season 2. If the UncannyValley effect of mixing his [[EvilBrit natural]] [[ManOfWealthAndTaste personality]] with an appearance straight out of Duck Dynasty isn't hilarious, his attempts at a thick country accent sure as hell is.

-->"Look, I'm sorry your mother isn't here. She was meant to be; that was the plan, but then things just went a little... ''[*incredibly embarrassed look*]'' ''[[NotAsPlanned awry.]]''"

* Hardy's efforts to wind up Paul and Jacob are rather darkly hilarious.

* After killing the blonde girl, Mark help himself to her iPod, and is delighted to find that it's loaded with disco songs.

--> '''Max''': (Shaking off her bruised hand) Aww! That hurt, but it felt so good!

** "I am done with you and your international house of psychos."

* The fact that Joe, an EvilBrit and ManOfWealthAndTaste, is disguised as a good ol' boy for the first few episodes of season 2. If the UncannyValley effect of mixing his natural personality with an appearance straight out of Duck Dynasty isn't hilarious, his attempts at a thick country accent sure as hell is.

--> '''Max''': (Shaking off her bruised hand} Aww! That hurt, but it felt so good!

--> '''Max''': (Tendering her bruised hand} Aww! That hurt, but it felt so good!

* This exchange between [[spoiler:Lilly Grey]] and Joe:

--> Joe: ... I was in Arkansas.

* Ryan is holding Giselle at gunpoint. She reveals she is TheFatalist and turns to run, not caring if he shoots her. Right as she turns around, Max is there deck her across the face.
--> '''Max''': (shaking her punching hand) Aww! That hurt, but it felt so good!

* After spending a few episodes fawning over Emma and endearing himself to her, she and Mark are finally about to have an intimate moment. True to her nature, Emma tries to kiss him. Mark instantly recoils in shock and disgust. Though it quickly turns into a bit of a TearJerker, it's hilarious when Mark excitedly explains to her that [[DoesntLikeBeingTouched "I have a mild case of haphephobia,]] and [[NoSocialSkills you need to read up on it if you want this to work"]] topping it off with a dopey CheshireCatGrin. Understandably Emma responds by shoving his face back with her hands and calling him crazy, making him lose it again.

--> '''Max''': (shaking her punching hand) Ohhh! That hurt so bad, but it felt so good!

** As if that wasn't enough, the way she chooses to emphasize this seems almost intentionally funny:
--> '''Emma''': They. ''All''. Crazy.
* After spending a few episodes fawning over Emma and endearing himself to her, she and Mark are finally about to have an intimate moment. True to her nature, Emma tries to kiss him. Mark instantly recoils in shock and disgust. Apparently he has a condition in which only he can initiate physical contact or else he will completely wig out. Though it quickly turns into a bit of a TearJerker, it's hilarious when Mark excitedly explains to her that [[NoSocialSkills "You might wanna read up on it if we want this to work out."]] Understandably Emma responds by shoving his face back with her hands and calling him crazy, making him lose it again.