History Funny / TheBlockbusterBuster2011Episodes

* His [[ScreamingAtSquick breakdowns]] at [[NauseaFuel gross puppet-sex scenes]] (muted by his glass door).
** First Breakdown is caused by Chucky’s silhouette masturbating. [=ERod=] starts screaming in horror

* Returning, the DakotaFanning Voice:

* "ChristopherWalken. Just... Christopher Walken. Trust me, I don't even have to explaing anything else."

[[folder: Spawn]]

[[folder: Dungeons and Dragons]]

[[folder: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie]]

[[folder: Alien vs. Predator]]

[[folder: AVP Requiem]]
* The opening briefing at the beginning.
* His decision to call the Predalien Chad.

[[folder: Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen]]
* ''"Then he recieves a call from his "Oh-so-believable-girlfriend" Michaela. Who is detailing a motorcycle. Outside. With no protection. While laying on top of it. Just for the record, detailing a motorcicle looks like [[http://tonysdetailing.com/images/tony_detailing_044_rg5c.jpg this]]. NOT like [[http://www.bligoo.com/media/users/8/401072/images/public/28008/david-perry-motorcycle-pin-up-girl.jpg?v=1317552341184 this]]”''
* Pointing out that the violent robots made of household appliances are small enough to be taken out by a bat or other blunt instrument, then remembering that this is a Michael Bay movie, so explosions are inevitable.
* When Devastator is ensembled:
--> '''[=ERod=]:''' That is the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my life. NOTHING can ruin this moment.
--> Devastator has to giant balls hanging in it's crotch.
--> '''[=ERod=]''': (About to say a oneliner and suddenly gives up) Nah, too easy.

[[folder: The Last Airbender]]
* Every time Aang gets kidnapped, a montage of [[FacePalm people face palming]] is shown.
* The imaginary conversation between Creator/JamesCameron and Creator/MNightShyamalan over the movie's name.
** They compete by calling double-DIBS on "Avatar".
* After watching Noah Ringer's performance, [=ERod=] has a horrified expression of disbelief and.
--> '''Miko Hughes' answering machine''': Hello, this is, uh, former kid-actor Miko Hughes. I'm not in right now, so uh, leave a message.
--> '''[=ERod=]''': Uhm... Hello, Miko Hughes. Uhm... You don't know me. My name is [=ERod=], I'm the Blockbuster Buster. I want to sincerely apologise to you as you're no longer THE worst kid-actor in the movies that I review.
* Also:
--> '''[=ERod=]''': And Sohka hooks up with a... white-haired girl... Now. Other reviewers might want to exaggerate and say that these two characters have no chemestry. I disagree. I happen to think they have the chemestry of a rock and a piece of paper.

[[folder: Push]]
* Because [=ERod=] promised to not joke about Chris Evans' acting, he didn't find anything to make fun off. That's until Dakota Fanning appears and he bursts up laughing hysterically.
--> ''[=ERod=]'s Dakota Fanning voice'': ''"I'm like totally a superhero and shit. And I can like predict the future and I like keep all my predictions in my sticker-book."''
** Tries to containg laughter again when Dakota Fanning tries to act drunk.
** And again when she appears with guns.
* "And Dakota Fanning does what she does best: CRY ON CUE!"
--> Cry-on-Cue scene: ''"Bella chose Edward over Jacob"''

[[folder: Eight Legged Freaks]]

[[folder: Snakes on a Plane]]

[[folder: Jumper]]

[[folder: Hannah Montana: The Movie]]

[[folder: The Green Hornet]]
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[[folder: Resident Evil]]
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[[folder: Resident Evil: Apocalypse]]
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[[folder: Resident Evil: Extinction]]
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[[folder: Resident Evil: Afterlife]]
* Creator/PaulWSAnderson is often voiced as a doofus.
--> '''Paul''': ''"Duh, my wife knows kung-fu."''
--> '''[=ERod=]''': ''"I hate you..."''
** (later)
--> '''Paul''': ''"Zombies are cool."''
--> '''[=ERod=]''': ''"You're like Creator/MichaelBay Junior."''
** (later)
--> '''Paul''': ''"Did you know they discontinued [[UsefulNotes/GeneralMills Count Chocula]]?"''
--> '''[=ERod=]''': ''No, Paul. That's... very unfortunate.''
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[[folder: Astroboy]]
* Creator/NicolasCage voicing Astro's father.
--> Cage: (From the movie) It's gonna make it perfect! PERFECT!
--> [=ERod=]: All right, all right! Geesh!
* And the return of Paul Anderson!
--> '''[=ERod=]''': ''You just can't put cool visuals in a movie without explaining them. It just makes them look dumb. Who the hell suggested to stick this into the movie anyway?''
--> '''Paul''': ''"Duh, Applesauce tastes good with ketchup"''
--> '''[=ERod=]''': ''Go away!''
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[[folder: The Return of Swamp Thing]]
* [=ERod=] discovers that the fat kid is an even ''worse'' actor than [[Film/TheLastAirbender Noah Ringer]].
--> '''Noah Ringer's Voicemail''': Hello. This is professional kid actor, Noah Ringer. I cannot talk on the telephone righ now, so leave a message.
--> '''[=ERod=]''': Uhm, hello. This is [=ERod=], and if this is the little kid from ''Film/TheLastAirbender'', I'm calling to let you know that, ''believe it or not'', you are no longer "The Worst Kid Actor in the movies that I've reviewed". {{Beat}} But you still sucked big crissy balls in ''The Last Airbender''.
* [=ERod=] then wishes for the monster to arrive and eat the fat kid.
--> '''[=ERod=]''': Oh, god. I hope a man-eating monster attacks him.
--> ''(A monster appears on the door)''
--> '''[=ERod=]''': Yeah! Eat the fat one, he will be more filling.
--> ''(Swamp thing appears and stops the monster)''
--> '''[=ERod=]''': Yay, It's Swamp Thing. Uhm... Swampy, would you mind waiting until leech man eats the f-? ''(the brawl starts)'' You know, nevermind. Go ahead and kick his ass. [[SarcasmMode Go Swamp Thing]].
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[[folder: Atlantis]]
* All of his parody "cameos".
* "Angry Rod":
--> "It makes me ANGRY. Everybody see my special effects."
--> "That ''mildly annoys'' me"
--> "It makes me HUNGRY. I'm gonna eat me some tostadas."
--> "I'm ''slightly'' corncerned"
* Also "Rod in the Shadows". First states shadow creatures prefer the darkness because it makes them mysterious and intriguing.
--> '''Rod in the Shadows''': There's nothing pretentious about it, Critic. Shadows provide the kind of annonimity that makes you cool and irresistible to the ladies.
--> '''Rod in the Shadows''': I'm SO ''freaking COOL''
* When "Blockbuster Critic" finishes:
--> '''Blockbuster Critic''': ''(Stepping into the wall and hitting himself again)'' OH FUCK ME! WHY DO I SHOOT THIS THINGS IN SUCH A SMALL ROOM!!!
* "Bust Brain"
--> "VISUALISM!!!"
* This moment:
--> '''Spoon-e''': {Laugh manically} Science! I’m here to destroy you, E-kara.
--> '''E-kara''':{ Lisping} what are you doing? We not supposed cross-over for the twenty-seventh time until next week! Now get the hell out of my rum (room)!
--> '''Spoon-e''': Okay, wait what did you say?
--> '''E-kara''':{ lisping} Get out of my rum (room).
--> '''Spoon-e''': And holding a bottle of?
--> '''E-kara''':{ lisping} Rum.
--> '''Spoon-e''': And this is a map of?
--> '''E-kara''':{ lisping} Rum (Rome).
--> '''Spoon-e''':( Giggle)
--> '''E-kara''': What?
--> '''Spoon-e''': Oh Nothing.
* When getting to the "TakeOverTheWorld" expected gag.
--> '''Nostalgia Buster''': ''(turns around like Bison)'' [[LampshadeHanging This gag is]] [[OverusedRunningGag terribly overused!]]
* "Cinema [=SRod=]"
--> '''Cinema [=SRod=]''': Actually there isn't such a thing as an "Atlantis porn", but there is an "Alice in Wonderland porn", and boy, was that a ''[[DoubleEntendre lovely Tea Party]]''.
* In the last scenes:
--> '''E-kara''': I am a GROWNUP! ''(punches the wall off camera)'' Huh. Rum.
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[[folder: Top 20 F*ed-Up Batman Returns Moments]]
* "Bat-Fact!"
* Point 13 being The Penguin's origin in the movie!verse.
--> ''The Penguin is abandoned by his parents as a baby, but it's OK. He's raised up by penguins. I'm going to say that again so it'll sink in, just in case it didn't register well the first time. HE IS RAISED BY PENGUINS! I've got nothing to add! Fucked up!''
* About the Penguin's parents throwing him into the river.
--> ''"So their solution is-OHMYGOD!!"''
* "ChristopherWalken. Just... Christopher Walken. Trust me, I don't even have to explaing anything else."
* Number 1 being when Batman let the Ice Princess fall from the rooftop and die. 10 minutes later, [=ERod=]is still crying from childhood trauma. 20 minutes later, [=ERod=] is still blank in depression. Only 45 minutes later, [=ERod=] is able to give a WhatTheHellHero to Batman for not saving her.
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[[folder: Seed of Chucky]]
* His [[ScreamingAtSquick breakdowns]] at [[NauseaFuel gross puppet-sex scenes]] (muted by his glass door).
** First Breakdown is caused by Chucky’s silhouette masturbating. [=ERod=] starts screaming in horror
** Second Breakdown: Chucky holds a cup with his own semen in front of Jennifer Tilly. [=ERod=] takes a break to look at the sky, calm down and reflect.
** When he thought he could endure more, Tiffany is about to impregnate Jennifer Tilly artificially. [=ERod=] starts crying outside.
* He get's El Lover to do a recap of Bride of Chucky. When El Lover demands to know why [=ERod=] is making him watch all the kinky puppet love, [=ERod=] says that he didn't think El Lover would mind.
--> '''El Lover''': Mira, hijo de tu madre...
* When Chucky's sperm is traveling Tiffany's uterus, [=ERod=] is so disgusted that he even couldn't use his ''Film/LookWhosTalking'' reference.
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[[folder: Twilight: Eclipse]]
* The dialog resume:
--> '''Deadpan/Bella:''' Turn me into a vampire.
--> '''Whiney/Edward:''' Marry me first.
--> '''Deadpan/Bella:''' No.
--> '''Whiney/Edward:''' Why not?
--> '''Deadpan/Bella:''' Because then we won't have anything to do in the next sequels.
* Returning, the DakotaFanning Voice:
--> '' "Oh my God! I'm like totally gonna drink some blood and shit, and then I'm gonna drink me a Yoohoo."''
--> '''[=ERod=]''': Pfft. Must... contain... laughter...
** Later:
--> ''"OMG! The Jonas Brothers were SO ON last night. Oh, come on, you guys. I totally told you to turn what's-her-face into a vampire and shit. Now I'm gonna have to like punish you by making this random girl that you've never met do uncomfortable yoga poses."'' (This time around, [=ERod=] looses it.)
* To spare his rage, he just threw a pencil through the characters' foreheads in the DVD case, especially when the [[Film/LandOfTheDead vampires walk under water]].
* Also:
--> '''[=ERod=]''': Shortly after convincing her dad of her virginity, Deadpan then proceeds to try to have sex with Whiney. While are you at it, don't you want to smoke some crack while setting a baby seal on fire???!!!
* Has repeating the clip where Bella breaks her hand punching Jacob's face.
--> '''[=ERod=]''': They should play this clip EVERY CHRISTMAS.
* When Bella kissed Jacob, [=ERod=] gets pissed off since she got engaged to Edward less than 24 hours ago. [=ERod=] then starts calling a tattoo parlor to make her an appointment for a Tramp Stamp, to choose between horrible harlot or super skank.
* At another of Edward and Jacob's pissing contests and Edward being, once again, a CrazyJealousGuy...
-->'''[=ERod=]''': (to Edward) Go do some sit-ups, you Jealous Douche.
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[[folder: Red Riding Hood]]
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[[folder: The Little Vampire]]
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[[folder: Kull the Conqueror]]
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[[folder: Thunderbirds]]
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* When Chucky's sperm is traveling Tiffany's uterus, [=ERod=] is so disgusted that he even couldn't use his LookWhosTalking reference.

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