History Funny / The100GirlfriendsWhoReallyReallyReallyReallyReallyLoveYou01

* In the middle of preening earlier, Mimimi does a VerbalBackspace and admits that one person is more beautiful than her, to which Rentarou thinks "Someone even more beautiful than her...!? What, like, Nano?" Come the end of the chapter, it turns out that's ''exactly'' who she was talking about.

* Karane asking why the school's chairwoman (Hahari) can't do anything about the disbandment.

* While practicing throwing, Shizuka ends up throwing the ball straight to the ground in front of her when she tries to pitch to Mei. Shizuka tries to retrieve it, but Mei gets it first while sporting dog ears and a tail.

* The opposing team's pitches are powerful enough to knock the bat out of Karane's hands. The catcher (Rapko) announces her and the pitcher's (Terano) nickname (despite Karane telling her not to give themselves a nickname) is "The Double Dragon Battery," with Double standing for "'''DO'''n't '''U B'''elieve '''L'''osing's '''E'''scapable." Karane refuses to call them that.

* Rentarou and the girls manage to outsmart the opposing pitcher by bunting the balls. The Jurassic High players are terrified by how ferocious they are all of a sudden.

** The reason they figured out they could do that? By going "[[Franchise/DragonBall Super Smitten]]" after they found out Shizuka was mocked by one of the players in an attempt to invoke the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercy_rule mercy rule]].

* Shizuka manages to bunt the ball by holding the bat backwards and clutching it to her chest.
* As Shizuka desperately runs to first base, the baseman is reminded of her dog that passed away, causing her to lose focus and miss the catch. When Shizuka gets called safe, the baseman hugs and congratulates Shizuka while calling her by her dog's name, much to Shizuka's confusion.

* Hakari talks about how Rentarou uses his hands to pat her on the head, embrace her, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick grope her chest]]. Karane immediately performs a German suplex on Rentarou as she demands to know what he's been doing while she isn't looking, Rentarou proclaims he's innocent, and Hakari apologizes that she said something she dreamed about by mistake.

* Karane's "I love you" prompts a rant from [[SitcomArchnemesis Hakari]], who thinks it's a copout to only say she just loves "everything" about him and not something specific. [[MomentKiller Recognizing that her daughter's being a killjoy, Hahari casually shoves Hakari's face into her chest before she can go on.]]

-->'''Rentarou:''' You don't exactly look like Anpanman.\\

'''Rentarou:''' I think I'm gonna have to disagree with you there.

* In the middle of preening, Mimimi does a VerbalBackspace and admits that one person is more beautiful than her, to which Rentarou thinks "Someone more beautiful than her...!? What, like Nano?" Come the end of the chapter, it turns out that's ''exactly'' who she was talking about.

* Mimimi considers a tie with Nano to be no better than losing and prepares to leave, but is stopped by Nano. She makes a heartfelt apology to Mimimi for coldly rejecting her offer of friendship in the past and expresses a genuine desire to be friends with her. Mimimi accepts it under the guise that Nano finally sees how beautiful she is and she will allow Nano the privilege of her friendship.

* Shizuka's kiss with Rentarou causes her to feel like she's floating away, [[LiteralMetaphor before she really does start to float away]]. Rentarou is too paralyzed by the kiss to move, leaving it to Nano to save her. The face Shizuka has afterwards makes it ambiguous on whether she's happy that Nano saved her or dejected that her feeling of euphoria has ended.
* Hakari's mind gets overloaded when she kisses Rentarou, to the point where she gets a nosebleed that launches her in the air, which Karane calls a "Nosebleed liftoff!" When Karane goes to check on her, Hakari mistakes her for Rentarou and starts kissing her. Hahari starts snapping pictures like crazy with her phone while Mei catches the blood gushing from the former's nose. When Karane, who now has Hakari in a chokehold, asks if Hahari saw anything, Hahari denies seeing anything while secretly handing her phone to Mei, who's hands are still covered in blood.

* Kusuri using two field rakes on the baseball field because it's cool (Evidently, she isn't holding one more in her mouth this time), and Rentarou raking while still in a loincloth.
* [[LovableSexManiac The Hanazonos]] whining, crying, and subjecting Karane to MarshmallowHell, because her {{Straight Man}}ning (speech bubble) blocked the "[[FemaleGaze most important part]]" of the greek-statue version of Rentarou in Chapter 41. [[BullyingADragon They both came to regret this later on.]]

-->'''Rentarou:''' Who in their right mind would join such a horrifying club?'''

* The Vice-Principal suddenly comes back to life to French kiss the paramedics as she is rushed to the hospital. Apparently, her kisses suck the life out of people and dry them up. One paramedic is so terrified he bangs on the door to try and escape.

* All the girls realizing the number the eating contest from the previous volume did on them, except Kurumi, due to her HyperactiveMetabolism, and Mei, who wasn't in the harem during that time.
** The girls tell Rentarou they'll be doing some secret "cuteness training" for a while.

* Iku getting so flustered that she asks Rentarou to join the ''girls''' baseball club.
* Iku is searching for eight new members (basically ''her whole team'') for a practice game. And a loss will disband her club. Rentarou yells that this happens in ''manga'' and not real life.

--->'''Rentarou:''' There's tunnel vision, and then there's this...!
* Iku is counting her practice swings in the hundreds of thousands, and Rentarou wonders if her counting's glitching out.
* Rentarou noticing that Iku was watching him and Nano holding hands in the hallway... and that Iku was '''''aroused from getting her heart broken.''''' Then she confesses to Rentarou expecting to get rejected and get off from the pain of ''that'' too. Something Rentarou expected and played along with just to make her happy before accepting her for real.
** The act of rejecting Iku making him ''vomit up blood''.

'''Hakari:''' If you let Karane do that to you, [[StrongerThanTheyLook your bottom would be obliterated.]]

-->'''Hahari:''' (''Acting huffy'') Don't act like I'm some irresponsible woman who simply throws money around to get her way.\\

** When Hahari answers that she can't out of fairness to other students, Shizuka and Kusuri praise [[CovertPervert her]] [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter as a model educator.]]

-->'''Renataoru:''' The most important part of sports is teamwork... bonds... or in other words ''[[ThePowerOfLove love!]]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic AND ON THAT FRONT]] [[LoveFreak WE'RE THE ABSOLUTE STRONGEST!]]

-->'''Rentarou:''' You're only supposed to use one glove, Kusuri-senpai.\\

** Later on she's holding [[Characters/OnePieceRoronoaZoro two bats and another in her mouth.]] [[RuleOfCool For the same reason as above.]] She can be seen doing Zoro's Oni-Giri a panel later.
* During practice, Hahari pitching a ball causes her breasts to start bouncing. The one catching it, [[GreenEyedMonster Karane, pitches back in a jealous rage]] hard enough that Hahari gets launched into a wall.
* Hakari somehow catching a pitch from Kurumi with her chest by accident. Followed by Kurumi catching the return with her ''mouth'', reminded of an aluminum-wrapped chocolate baseball.

* At the end of the day, Iku tells everyone that she's going to stay behind for a bit to practice some more. When they arrive back at school the next morning [[OffscreenInertia she's still there doing practice swings]], ''[[OffscreenInertia and counting in the hundred-thousands.]]''
-->'''Iku:''' (''shakily'') Ah... everyone...? [[TimeDissonance Evening! What's up, at this time of night?]]\\

'''Kusuri:''' Even now, Iku is... still living in yesterday, yep yep...\\
'''Kurumi:''' It sounds kinda cool when you put it like that.
* Iku refuses to stop pushing herself despite working to the point of collapse. She restates as much to Rentarou as he tries to argue against it until he finally cuts her off with a simple observation.
-->'''Rentarou:''' '''[[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Right now, class is still in session...]]'''\\

** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Take a good look under the bed when Rentarou drops in on Iku in the nurse's office.]]

* The opposing team's pitches are powerful enough to knock the bat out of Karane's hands. She quickly gets fed up with the blatant cheating and shouts "Screw this manga!"

* Rentarou and the girls manage to outsmart the opposing pitcher by bunting the balls.
** The reason they figured out they could do that? By going "[[Franchise/DragonBall Super Smitten]]" after Shizuka was mocked by one of the players in an attempt to invoke the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercy_rule mercy rule]].

* Shizuka desperately running to first base reminds the baseman of her dog that passed away, causing her to lose focus and miss the catch. When Shizuka gets called safe, the baseman hugs and congratulates Shizuka while calling her by her dog's name, much to Shizuka's confusion.

'''[[TheStoic Nano]:''' You pretty much seem like an android.\\

** Nano remarks that Hahari has some kind of psychological illness while Hakari lashes out at her mother.

-->'''Hahari:''' Hakari... ...you're right. I really should think about your feelings here. But Hakari... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint while I]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint am]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint everyone's mommy... know that I'll always be]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint your]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint mommy above all else...!]]\\

* When Kurumi and Karane start arguing over sucking Hakari's breasts, Hakari yells at them to stop, causing them to cry. Hakari tries to cheer them up by offering her breasts while Hahari climbs up Hakari's back and starts petting her head.

-->'''Hakari: Getting accustomed to the monster role, aren't you?

* The girls start complimenting each other's eyes, with Rentarou repeatedly interjecting with "I think so, too!"
* Mei keeps her eyes closed so much that her facial muscles ''stopped responding at will''. And has apparently '''never even noticed''' until Hahari asked her to open them this chapter.

** Unable to even pry her eyes open (so hard that there's even a creaking sound), Mei almost runs off to get a ''scalpel!''
--->'''Hahari:''' It's fine! You don't have to show me!\\

--->'''Kurumi:''' What are you, a dog?

* Hakari pushes Karane (literally) into kissing her mother to make Mei open her eyes in happiness. Because what makes [[ComedicLolicon Hahari]] happy makes Mei happy. Karane, ''[[{{Tsundere}} of]] [[OnlySaneMan course]]'', objects, but nearly goes for it anyway, [[ThreesomeSubtext when Hahari's smell reminds her of Hakari.]] [[ParentalSexualitySquick Hakari immediately changes her mind and pushes Karane to the ground before it was too late.]]
-->'''Hakari:''' WHY ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING FOR IT!?\\

* The ImagineSpot of Mei laughing straight up looks like [[Characters/DeathNoteLightYagami Light Yagami]] pulling an EvilLaugh. ''Too much'', honestly.

* The fact that Mei's able to ''drive'' with her eyes closed.

* Rentarou obliges Mei and asks her to bring him a cherry blossom branch. By the time she hands it to him, he realizes that he just played fetch with her as though she were a dog. Mei is even [[AnimalMotifs presented with dog ears and a waggling tail]].
--> '''Rentarou:''' [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels Any scumbag that'd treat women like dogs deserves to perish.]]

--> '''Hahari:''' Meido, were you not supposed to be acting as Rentarou's maid today?\\

'''Hahari:''' (''Phone rings'') Huh? Hello? Hm...? For Meido?\\

'''Rentarou:''' Um, when I started wondering what you were up to, you got my heart throbbing.

* The title: "[[SexySoakedShirt Soaking Maid Party]]". Thankfully it doesn't get as explicit than you'd think. Hahari dresses all the girls in maid outfits to celebrate Mei joining their ranks. Then she gets the idea of a water gun free-for-all. Note that she has hearts in her eyes while she declares this.

* Karane pulls a BulletTime to dodge a shot from Mei. Good news is the shot flies over her chest. Bad news is that she realizes ''[[ACupAngst why]]'' [[ACupAngst it flew over her chest]] [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome and her posing leaves her open to get taken out by Kusuri.]] That and Hakari coming to [[StealthInsult "compliment" her.]]
-->'''Hakari:''' Impressive as always, Karane! There's no doubt that it would hit [[BigBreastPride me cleanly!]]\\
'''Karane:''' ''Oh-ho-kay'', if ya wanna die so much, I'll gladly oblige!

* Shizuka takes ''herself '''and''' Nano'' out, because [[FreakOut she was frantically shooting all over the place as Nano ran toward her]], and the water in the air dropped on their heads. Nano apparently forgot that they weren't using real guns along with the laws of gravity, much to her embarrassment.
** Also, Shizuka's unusually unsophisticated response to Nano running towards her.
---> "Oi, ya trying to give me a heart attack!?"
** Followed by her repeatedly telling Nano "I ask that you take your leave."

'''Hahari:''' [[invoked]][[WhatAnIdiot For real!? Yay!]]

-->'''Nano:''' Say that again after reviewing your page.
* Everyone got wet by the end of the round, but Rentarou declares everyone the winner, and he gets wet after kissing all the girls. And the Hanazonos managed to get even wetter than they already were.

-->'''Announcer:''' Since it's the end of the chapter, we thought everyone would appreciate a brand-new sexy drawing from Nozawa-sensei.
* Karane wants Rentarou to stroke her behind. Hakari wants him to stroke her crotch.
* After the BabyMorphEpisode, Karane and Kurumi found themselves drooling whenever they saw Hakari's chest for a while afterwards.
* The Vice-Principal French kissing the paramedics as she is rushed to the hospital.
* Why did Hahari rush out to save Mei in the first place? Because she thought she was just too cute.
** Mei's reaction to learning this is "I am well and truly not worthy of such praise...!" ''Karane's'' reaction to this is "To hell with this dumbass master-servant pair!"

** After Kusuri offers Nano more while informing her that taking multiple doses of the "hair manipulation drug" will increase the user's risk of going bald, Nano considers this a good thing since being bald would save her time maintaining her hair. When Rentarou asks Nano if she's sure, she asks if Rentarou would still love her even if she went bald.

* Nano explaining the Gorira Alliance in a Website/{{Wikipedia}}-esque manner.

* Rentarou actually tries to put on the baby onesie before Hahari explains that Kusuri developed a "become a baby drug".
** Kusuri also has enough neutralization drugs to ensure a safe experiment.
--->'''Karane:''' Why're ya callin' it an experiment?

* Hahari whines about wanting to play mommy, prompting Nano to remark that she has some kind of psychological illness and Hakari to lash out at her mother.
-->'''Hahari:''' Hakari, you're right. I really should think about your feelings here. But Hakari... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint while I]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint am]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint everyone's mommy, know that I'll always be]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint your]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint mommy above all else...!]]\\
'''Karane:''' I don't think she's talkin' about jealousy here.

-->'''Shizuka:''' "Humans, that is..." "...a game for..." "...dogs."

* Kurumi and Karane start arguing over sucking Hakari's breasts, while Hahari climbs up Hakari's back and starts petting her head.
* The baby!girlfriends find the sight of Rentarou getting thrown across the ground to be amusing. He ends up doing just that over and again to entertain them until they fall asleep. On the other hand, he's so badly injured that his face and parts of his chest are ''pixellated.''

'''Karane and Kurumi:''' Then what was that just now?
* Hakari tells Hahari that she shouldn't hold back, but then Kusuri finds some more "Become A Baby" drug in her spare diapers.
-->'''Hahari:''' THEN LET'S USE THEM RIGHT AWAY! I WANT TO CHANGE ALL OF YOUR DIAPERS! [[BabyTalk CHANGE DUR DIAPERS!!!?]]\\

* Having heard from her horoscope (Aries) that her lucky item is a flightless bird decoration, the Vice-Principal is chasing down an escaped ostrich, hoping to stuff it and fulfill her fortune by getting a huge amount of money and an ultimate deep kiss of happiness from the Delivery Host Club.

-->'''Kusuri:''' Good thing there was a soft mountain there to break his fall, yep yep! ''A little more to the left'' [where Karane is sitting], and that would've been a whole lot worse, yep yep!\\
'''Karane:''' [[ACupAngst You callin' me a plain or something, huh?]]\\

'''Karane:''' At least I've got [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capsella_bursa-pastoris shepherd's grass]] growin' here.[[note]]A plant which can grow in even the most desolate regions.[[/note]] Wanna see for yerself, huh?\\

* Kusuri's not happy with Karane's being a killjoy, and decides to have some fun at her expense:
-->'''Kusuri:''' Whoa!! The straight man monster Karagon showed up!!\\

'''Karane:''' Sounds more like that thing's just tryin' to maintain order.

'''Kusuri:''' Uh-oh, it lost its composure.

-->'''Karane:''' Don't give up on the conception of the world you've built! [[SelfDeprecation It ain't like this manga at all, with its]] [[ChemistryCanDoAnything outrageous drugs]], [[BigEater fourth-dimension stomachs]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and things that rival Mount Everest.]]\\

* To get to Mother, Pentarou needs to ride a genie, and with Genie Kusurin defeated, that means it's time to ask Genie Kurumin for help. After Kusuri tries to forcefeed Pentarou to Kurumi:

'''Kurumi:''' (''embarrassed'') Grr...!!\\
'''Karane:''' What are ya, some lady knight of the modern age?\\
'''Hakari:''' [[LampshadeHanging It's amazing how she finds faults in others so easily...]]
* Nano suggests taking down Karagon by targeting her carotid artery. From Kusuri, it actually tickles, but from Nano...

* Older Kusuri defeats Karagon by means of MarshmallowHell:

'''Hakari:''' Both.\\

** The 15-year-old Shizuka is miffed that Kusuri could be embarrassed playing with dolls in her older body.

-->'''Rentarou:''' THAT'S YOUR MAIN CONCERN HERE!!?
* We finally learn why Rentarou was wearing his swim trunks. Rentarou heard from his horoscope (Taurus) that his lucky item is his school-issued tight swimsuit. If he was wearing his blazer, the wind would've blown him back too hard to catch Kusuri (Aries) after she got swept off the roof.

--->'''Kusuri:''' You got a stomach like Manga/{{Dora|emon}}*mon, yep yep.\\

* Hakari gathers the haremettes on the rooftop to explain that couples tend to enter a "fatigue stage" after dating for three months. [[NoFourthWall Since this is the final chapter of volume 3]], Hakari considers this equivalent to three months' worth of dating. Nano considers the duration to be six months based on Young Jump's publication schedule, while Hahari notes she's only been dating Rentarou for 5 chapters.

** Nano ends up in Shizuka's body. Even without process of elimination, Rentarou hearing her use the word "inefficient" from Shizuka is enough. Plus he’s disturbed by [[DullEyesOfUnhappiness the cold, lifelessness]] in Shizuka’s normally vibrant eyes.

* #7 doesn't have her wallet to pay for the fried egg on toast, so Rentarou offers her half of his. #7 tries to protest, only for her stomach to say otherwise.

-->'''Rentarou:''' Is this a favorite of yours?\\
'''#7:''' Nah... but don't get me wrong, it's just that the guys sitting behind me were talking about Laputa[[labelnote:*]]fried egg on toast, or laputa pan, is a dish that debuted in the movie ''Anime/CastleInTheSky''[[/labelnote]], you see. And hearing them made me start craving this.\\
'''Rentarou:''' Well, that sure is a sneaky way to get people to eat fried eggs on toast.
** #7 then explains that she has a hyperactive metabolism that causes her to think about food almost constantly and get angry whenever she gets hungry. Even seeing or hearing about anything that bears any resemblance to some kind of food will make her want to eat it.
--->'''#7:''' Looking at a chalkboard makes me suddenly want to eat tonkotsu shoyu ramen stacked with tons of seaweed. Being in the same room as someone named Yamazaki[[labelnote:*]]Yamazaki Baking is a Japanese food company and the world's largest bread-baking corporation.[[/labelnote]] makes me wanna eat bread.\\
'''Rentarou:''' That's a rough one.[[labelnote:*]]Yamazaki is also a very common surname in Japan.[[/labelnote]]\\

'''Rentarou:''' That's a different kind of apple.

-->'''Kusuri:''' Rentarou's bento is so good, yep yep.\\

'''Shizuka:''' "Trade with..." "...onigiri."\\

-->'''Rentarou:''' My life flashed before my eyes for a second there.

-->'''Karane:''' Oh-ho...? Well, ain't ''that'' one hell of an intro.

--->'''Hahari:''' I'll do it if you call me mommy.\\

--->'''Announcer:''' Since the rules are so simple, we thought people would prefer some sexy drawings from Nozawa-sensei, rather than diagrams.

** Kurumi becomes tempted by the side dishes, which won't contribute to the team's score. But Rentarou comes up with an idea and serves Kurumi some side dishes anyway. Literally half-way of her saying that she doesn't understand what Rentarou is doing, she's already chowing down. As Karane puts it: "[Her] desire for food's overtaken [her] logic."

--->'''Karane:''' Don't go announcin' us right off the bat!! [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality Is this really okay? We're the protagonist's team here]].\\
'''Rentarou:''' Come on, please don't get mad here, Karane-san. You should be happy.\\
'''Karane:''' For real, quit treatin' me like [[HairTriggerTemper I got a short fuse]].

--->'''Nano:''' Takeko Superdeluxe is the current world champion and top prize money winner of competitive eating.\\

--->'''Kusuri:''' You got a stomach like Doraemon, yep yep.\\
'''Shizuka:''' "I'm fairly certain the thing inside that" "cat-like weapon" "is not a stomach."

'''Nano:''' I ate too much... I feel like I'm going to throw up...\\
'''Karane:''' But you only had nine pieces of sushi!!? It's 'cause yer always goin' "Nutrient-wise, supplements are more efficient," and that made ya a light eater...!\\

** The food is spicier than they expected, prompting Karane to wonder if this is supposed to be a joke and Takeko forfeiting the round, calling it an insult to food.

--->'''Karane:''' Are there only idiots in this place!?

* The fourth round is cake. The Hanazonos decide to take this round. While everyone pushes forward with their all, the two start worrying about [[WeightWoe putting on weight from eating so much]] until Karane points out that the weight they'd put on would go to their chests. They apparently thought [[GagBoobs their breasts weren't big enough for Rentarou]] and push forward.

-->'''Rentarou:''' Actually... I have to keep petting them or else... they're all gonna puke...!!\\
'''Kurumi:''' So, looks like all of you really were forcing yourselves, huh. Where's that PowerOfLove now, hmm?
** Kurumi pointing out that Rentarou still has his own nausea to worry about. Which he brushes off, stating ''[[InsaneTrollLogic in a matter of fact fashion]]'' [[InsaneTrollLogic that his stomach won't feel better until his girlfriends do.]]
--->'''Kurumi:''' ''On what principle?''\\

--->'''Kurumi:''' (''LuminescentBlush'') [[RomanticSpoonfeeding Say... "ahhhh..."]]\\
'''Rentarou:''' ''Aaaaaaaahhhh~''

-->'''Kurumi:''' Y... y-yum yum~!!\\

* After the tournament, Kurumi calls Rentarou behind the building to thank her for bringing her there and allowing her to grow closer to everyone perhaps. This leads her to start thinking "pear halves",[[note]]originally "duck soup"[[/note]] but before Rentarou can start looking for pears, Kurumi gives him a big kiss.

'''Rentarou:''' Umm... you know I'm not a pear, right...?\\
'''Kurumi:''' I'm not thinking about pears here.

'''Karane:''' ''The hell's happening to my image!!?'']

** Rentarou can hear the girls' crashing, bumping and screaming from the ceiling, but thinks that ghosts are trying to make contact with him.

* Hakari gathers the haremettes on the rooftop to explain that couples tend to enter a "fatigue stage" after dating for three months. [[NoFourthWall Since this is the final chapter of volume 3]], Hakari considers this equivalent to three months' worth of dating. Nano considers the duration to be six months based on Young Jump's publication schedule. Although the newest member, Hahari, has only been in the harem for 5 chapters.

--->'''Hakari:''' It’s “Fatigue stage”, Kusuri-senpai.
** However, the drug-making process goes wrong and triggers an explosion on the rooftop. Rentarou rushes up to the roof [[TemptingFate thinking there’s no way they could have anything to do with it]] and sees a large smoke screen enveloping the girls. When the smoke clears, the girls realize [[FreakyFridayFlip they've all swapped bodies]].
--->'''Kusuri:''' Ah, Kusuri screwed up, yep yep. Sorry.
** Rentarou straight up comparing this scenario to Anime/YourName, obliviously dodging the spoof names.

*** Hakari!Kusuri suddenly needs to pee, and has to be reminded by Nano!Hakari that she isn't wearing a diaper and gets shoved to a bathroom.
** Hahari ends up in Kusuri's body. Rentarou can tell by how she embraces being in the body of a cute youngster.

--->'''Karane:''' I-I just thought that… it’d be a good idea to massage them so I could burn some fat and make 'em smaller! That’s all!!!
** Shizuka ends up in Karane's body. Rentarou is too freaked out by the chirpy smile on Karane’s face to immediately guess until Shizuka!Nano hands Karane!Shizuka her phone.
** Speaking of whom, Nano ends up in Shizuka's body. Even without process of elimination, Rentarou hearing her use the word "inefficient" from Shizuka is enough. Plus he’s disturbed by the cold, lifeless-ness in Shizuka’s normally vibrant eyes.
*** Though he later comes around and calls Nano a “cool” Shizuka.

** Which just makes Hahari!Karane and Nano!Hakari complain about them injuring their bodies and that they’d make each-other (Hakari and Karane respectively) dumber than they already are.
* Kusuri!Hahari suggests that kissing their prince Rentarou will cure them, which Nano hypothesizes is just her wanting to kiss Rentarou. Turns out, this ''works.''
* Rentarou getting a case of HighPressureBlood from how cute Karane!Shizuka is. Shizuka is understandably worried.
--> '''Rentarou:''' Don’t worry. This is just my brain sweating.
* Hahari!Karane punching Rentarou doesn't have the same effect as Karane's normal punches.
* Nano!Hakari, or “Lovey-dovey” Nano, taking her sweet time as the last girl to be switched back, holding onto Rentarou and gazing at the “lights of romance” that Rentarou points out is everyone’s ''souls'' flying through the air.

* Some of Hakari's photos were edited.

-->'''Shizuka:''' "You ''meowst'' keep living!" "You meowst!"\\
'''Guard:''' ''This isn't the time for your yowling, you stupid cat!''

* Hahari and Kusuri fell asleep while playing house, and Kusuri is against Hahari's chest. Rentarou wonders what they're dreaming about.
-->'''Karane:''' [[AllJustADream I bet I can guess]].

* Kusuri and Hakari both being jealous of each other's bodies now that they've switched back.
-->'''Kusuri:''' (''While hugging Rentarou'') Mmmmm. Rubbing the tips against him doesn't [[TheImmodestOrgasm feel good anymore.]] Hakari has it good with her body.\\
'''Hakari:''' She can just casually rub against him and it's no big deal. Kusuri-senpai has it good with her body.

-->'''Rentarou:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic How could I be such an indecent boyfriend, letting my girlfriends see me nude...!! '''Sentence me to be dragged across the city streets before executing me.''']]\\

* After meeting up with Rentarou, the memories of climbing past the sensors with Karane resurface when he points out she’s showing her stomach entering the room, prompting her to vigorously rub against his stomach with her face as payback.
-->'''Karane:''' W-well! Embarrassin’, ain’t it?!\\
'''Rentarou:''' (''Thinking'') I’m more happy than embarrassed here!

* Hahari provides everyone with pajamas, prompting her and Rentarou to {{Squee}} in delight at the sight of the girls.
** Hahari chastises Rentarou for screaming at this hour [[HypocriticalHumor despite doing so herself]].

** As it turns out, Hahari was forcing Rentarou to cross-dress. The girls' reactions cause Rentarou to pass out from embarrassment.
* Hahari comes up with a solution to revive Rentarou: dress up Nano as a prince and have her kiss "Princess" Rentarou.
-->'''Nano:''' Someone coming to their senses through this method is pure absurdity. Something is truly wrong with this world.\\

'''Kusuri:''' Says Shizuka, who is also...

-->'''Kusuri:''' He’s sulking.\\
'''Nano:''' Cute…
* Mei makes her first appearance providing Hahari with a coil of rope as she and Hakari head off to peep on Rentarou taking a bath. Both are drooling and the manga dubs them as a “Pink haired perverted mother-daughter combo”.

--->'''Hakari:''' We barely even did anything...\\
'''Hahari:''' She's so simple minded, it's actually scary.

** "Hurray! It's Sushizuka-chan!"

-->'''Narration:''' That's right. He's a boyfriend who's decent beyond decent. One who has become the king of decency.

-->'''Rentarou:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic How could I be such an indecent boyfriend, letting my girlfriends see me nude...!! Sentence me to be dragged across the city streets before executing me!]]\\
'''Hakari:''' What sinful girlfriends we are, hunting Rentarou-kun down all because we gave into a moment of lust...!! Sentence us to be dragged across the city streets before executing us!

'''The perverted mother and daughter:''' (''smiling'') Because it's scary.

--->'''Rentarou:''' '''FORGIVE ME!!! FORGIVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!'''

-->'''Shizuka:''' (''thinking'') One... two... I need... a bit more time to get ready... let's not go on three... but 30... okay... after I count to 30, I'll definitely go.

-->'''Dog:''' Woof ([[TranslationConvention Hey, you. Outta my way.]]) (''As Shizuka is screaming'') (You didn't need to be so dramatic... I just wanted you to move.)
* Rentarou gets spooked one last time by Shizuka's [[JumpScare crashing into the water]] and rising from it as what he initially thinks is a StringyHairedGhostGirl.
** Also, [[ArtShift the priceless baby-like look on his face as he screams.]]
* Shizuka successfully manages to thwart the other girlfriends' perverted antics... but it is ''far'' from the way she wanted. '''''[[{{Irony}} She]]''''' [[AccidentalPervert ends up getting a glimpse of Rentarou's junk]], and falls into unconsciousness from hypothermia and a HornyNosebleed.

-->'''Shizuka:''' [[CovertPervert "As much as I love Mr." ..."giraffe"... "I love... Mr." "elephant"... "even more."]]\\
'''Chapter end quote:''' She really, really, really, really, really loves Mr. Elephant!

-->'''Shizuka:''' "I believe..." "...she did not say anything about going to..." "...pee."

* Later that night, when everyone is sleeping together, Hakari tries to get closer to Rentarou, provoking Karane into a paranoid fit of jealousy... until Hakari mentions that she was restless about being taken away from Rentarou.
** Later still, Hakari and Karane are hugging and kissing each other in their sleep, each thinking they're kissing Rentarou, [[ObliviousToLove who still thinks they're living out a strong friendship with one another]].

* On the way to the nurse's office, the two girls, Hakari Hanazono and Karane Inda, overhear two other girls talking about a school rumor that pink four-leaf clovers guarantee an accepted love confession, prompting the duo to run off in search of one.

-->''For the 29-year-old Hahari, who was 13 when the father of her daughter passed away, this was her first "palpitation of love" in nearly 16 years. However, she had experienced this "forbidden impulse" before... where she became infatuated to the point that she became blind to everything, and her life had been deeply tormented by this deep regret ever since. And with Hahari now facing this impulse that one could also call "fate"...''\\
'''Hahari:''' [[NotSoStoic Rentarou-chan, please go out with me!!!!!!]]❤️❤️❤️❤️\\

--->'''Karane:''' As if I wanted you to carry me because I hurt my leg!!

* Rentarou thinks Shizuka is using the book to talk because they're in the library, so he tries to use sign language to tell her what he's looking for. This only confuses Shizuka.
-->'''Shizuka:''' "Why do you not speak with your mouth?"\\

* Despite how tiny she is, Shizuka gathers multiple stacks of books for Rentarou that probably weigh more than she does.

* Rentarou tries to check out ALL the books Shizuka collected for him, only to be told that he needs a library card, and he'll have to wait a week before he can get one.

-->'''Karane:''' She ain't you, okay?\\

'''Nano:''' The probability that she does pee is 99%.\\
'''Karane:''' What's that last 1% supposed to mean, huh?

* Nano unlocking the door by flinging pebbles at the lock through the pet door. Then giving long winded exposition on how she managed it.
* Shizuka exploiting her weakness to distract Hakari's dog, complete with a MilitarySalute. The others cheer her on for this, [[DontExplainTheJoke prompting the narrator to specify as much]].
-->'''Nano:''' The unparalleled extreme fragility of the being known as "Yoshimoto Shizuka" must have surpassed the dog's own instinct to protect its territory.
* Nano keeps suggesting aggressive measures to subdue Hakari's pets, and Rentarou has to dissuade her from such actions.
* Kusuri slips Shizuka a sleeping drug to knock out the dog, but due to ambiguous instructions, [[EpicFail Shizuka drinks it herself.]] [[AchievementsInIgnorance And then the dog knocks itself out by licking the drug from Shizuka's mouth.]]
* The group come to a hall lined with infrared sensors, whereupon Kusuri reveals she has a set of eyedrops that let the user see infrared light.[[note]]''Only'' infrared light.[[/note]]
** Rentarou is quick to admonish the ContrivedCoincidence of Kusuri having a very specific drug for a very specific plot development, until it's revealed that Kusuri was planning to mail it to a pharmaceutical company in America as part of a job application before helping to rescue Hakari, opting to help her friends over pursuing her dream career.
* When the eye drops finally take effect, the hall is revealed to be tightly stacked top to bottom and front to back with infrared sensors.
-->'''Rentarou:''' THIS IS [[Film/MissionImpossibleFilmSeries IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR TOM CRUISE!!!]]

* In order to get above the sensors, Rentarou and Karane have to be tied together to be able to walk along the walls of the hallway. Due to not being able to see anything but infrared light, Rentarou doesn't realize that his face is rubbing against Karane's stomach.

* When Hahari explains her backstory to Rentarou, the latter wonders if the former gave birth to Hakari at age 13 because she likes babies more than 3 meals a day.
* After hearing Hahari's reason for trying to seize Hakari from Rentarou, he tearfully begs her to believe that his feelings are genuine. The tears cause the eye drops to be cleaned out of his eyes, allowing him to see Hahari's face and--'''''[[WhamShot ZING!!]]'''''
** The chapter's end tag is such:
---> "NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! FOR REAL, RENTAROU!? FOR REAL, FATE!? YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!"

'''Hahari:''' [[NotSoStoic Rentarou-chan, please go out with me!!!!!!]]\\

** And then she tries to pass it off as a [[JustJokingJustification "Mom" joke]].

--> '''Karane:''' THAT'S HAKARI'S MOTHER!!! HER FREAKING MOTHER!!! THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK, 'KAY!!!? IT AIN'T GONNA WORK!!!
* Hahari subjects Rentarou to a LieDetector test to determine his feelings for Hakari, claiming that it will expose even the tiniest lie. Rentarou requests that she proves the machine can be trusted. Since Karane is the only person present who can provide an objective assessment, Hahari subjects her to the machine first.

* Hahari falls into a VillainousBSOD, attempting to dismiss the results as the LieDetector being a machine, whereupon Karane demands her broken self-esteem back, [[BreakingTheFourthWall as well as the wasted pages]].

-->'''Karane:''' ''What's with you and quick and easy deaths, huh...!!?

* In response to Karane saying she's chilly, Nano suggests a spot where Karane can warm up. Karane thanks Nano, but says there's no need for Nano to worry about her. Nano says they're not close enough yet for her to be considerate of Karane and calls her presumptuous. Karane tries to kick Nano in retaliation, who dodges her attack.

-->'''{{ImagineSpot}} Nano:''' I'm Nano. Yeppers.

** Not only does she say this ''just'' after the girls already drank it, Rentarou points out [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot he would have kissed her anyway.]] Kusuri's happy and leans in for a kiss, but then kiss zombie Karane tosses her into the air.

* Rentarou and Kusuri running away from the Kiss Zombies gets the Vice-Principal's attention. Kusuri is so scared by her that she calls the Vice-Principal a monster and hits her with the "if this gets splashed on you, your skin will burn with unimaginable pain drug." This causes the Vice-Principal's makeup foundation to melt, but she's otherwise unharmed. Kusuri is so disappointed her drug failed that she starts to cry about it. Rentarou tries to cheer Kusuri up by telling her, "Everybody knows that modern science doesn't work on monsters!"

* Kiss zombie Nano demonstrates the ability to say something other than just "kiss" when she sees grown-up Kusuri, who Nano has never seen:

* One of the Goriras [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe wanting to take Shizuka home]].

* The Alliance end up launching Shizuka into the air, enabling her to catch the bouquet.
* Karane is relieved that [[ACupAngst she was busy fighting off the Gorira Alliance instead of catching Shizuka with Hakari, Nano, and Adult!Kusuri]].
** To clarify, Shizuka safely landed on their ''boobs.''

** Karane threatens to resign as the heroine of the manga when Hakari tries to get her to play the guess the breast game, but it doesn't work like Rentarou's threat since there's four more heroines.

* The girls tell Rentarou about the Vice Principal of the school, who is giving a student a deep kiss as punishment for running in the halls. In the process, they discover that Rentarou has never kissed a girl before, meaning whoever kisses him first will get Rentarou's SacredFirstKiss.

* Rentarou decides to TakeAThirdOption by invoking the wrath of the Vice Principal.

** Two kids are hanging around Rentarou's unconscious body, thinking he's dead. One of them is poking a stick at his head.

-->'''{{ImagineSpot}}!Nano:''' I'm Nano. Yeppers.

-->'''Kusuri:''' Kusuri... really, really, really loves drugs, yep yep~\\
'''Karane:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong Umm, are you sure she's okay!?]]\\

'''Karane:''' [[SarcasmMode GEE, WHAT A CONVINCING WAY TO PUT OUR MINDS AT EASE!]]

---> '''Kusuri:''' Don't get him wrong! What he said about you was that you're slender, with a great figure! And that you not being honest all the time makes you incredibly adorable!

* And finally, Nano gets the power to control her hair to the point where she can create hands. Then Nano uses it to pull Rentarou over for a kiss.

** Not only does she say this ''just'' after the girls already drank it, Rentarou points out [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot he would have kissed her anyway.]] Kusuri's happy and leans in for a kiss, but then Kiss Zombie!Karane tosses her into the air.
** Followed by Hakari almost pouncing on Rentarou yelling "Kiss Kiss!", landing with enough force to crack to the ground.

* As Kiss Zombies, the girlfriends are [[ItCanThink still able to strategize]] but [[PokemonSpeak have devolved into saying nothing but "Kiss" for communication.]] Rentarou translated Nano's speech into "A pincer attack would be most efficient."

* Hiding in a locker from Nano, [[HopeSpot Rentarou is hoping that Kusuri can get into the chem lab for the neutralization drug]] - instead he finds out that she's in the same locker as him. The manga then announces that "Hope is Dead".

* Kiss Zombie!Nano demonstrates the ability to say something other than just "kiss" when she sees Grown-up!Kusuri, who Nano has never seen:

* Rentarou correctly deduces that Kusuri escaped her bonds because she was tied up by Nano in her older form, then slipped out of them when she reverted to her younger form. [[AchievementsInIgnorance Kusuri didn't even realize it.]]

* Rentarou is shocked that the Vice Principal is the one throwing the bouquet. According to Karane, she was an athlete in every sport, prompting Rentarou to wonder if the Vice Principal is even human.

* Having heard from her horoscope (Aries) that her lucky item is a flightless bird decoration, the Vice Principal is chasing down an escaped ostrich, hoping to stuff it and fulfill her fortune by getting a huge amount of money and an ultimate deep kiss of happiness from the Delivery Host Club.

* The Vice Principal French kissing the paramedics as she is rushed to the hospital.

* Everyone running in the hall gets the attention of another pervy hag, the Vice Principal. Before she can reach them, she gets pinned to the wall by Hahari's hair, leading to someone shouting "Haaaag, nooooo!" like they're worried about her.

* When the Vice Principal runs off declaring her intent to [[DirtyOldWoman grab the athletics clubs' used underwear]], Hahari wonders if she should fire her from her job. Kurumi says, "You can go with her."
* Rentarou realized that Meme was hiding in the Vice Principal's hair because it looked much bigger than her usual design. Hakari points out that the Vice Principal doesn't show up very often, so her design isn't that consistent.

** Mimimi is in the school bathroom lamenting on how disappointing the gloss of her skin is, even though she doesn't look any different. Meanwhile, the Vice Principal is pressed against the window calling out Mimimi's vanity and ranting about how jealous she is. Her silhouette in the window terrifies Mimimi.

* Rentarou hears something coming and assume it's an animal. Turns out, it's actually the Vice Principal, who's crawling on all fours because she threw out her back.
-->'''Rentarou:''' The creature called "Vice Principal?!"
* When Yamame suddenly falls over in terror, Rentarou assumes she was scared of the Vice Principal and assures Yamame she isn't an alien. Yamame was actually scared of a fire, specifically the tiny burning moxa on the Vice Principal's back.
* After Rentarou helps Yamame care for the garden, the Vice Principal reappears with her hair on fire from the moxa.

* The Vice Principal tries to extinguish the fire by headbanging, which Rentarou compares to "the final gig of some extreme metal band." The fire eventually morphs into a mushroom spark cloud.

* The Vice Principal frantically crawls to the sports club and asks them to spit their sports drink on her. One of them says, "Gaahh! Is this the wrath of God?!"

* The Vice Principal pouring water bottles over herself to get rid of the fire in her hair.
** Yamame calling [[DamnedByFaintPraise the Vice Principal a living thing.]]

* Nano using a microscope on her ''textbook''.
* Nano performing FingerSuckHealing on Rentarou after he accidentally cuts himself.
* Karane struggling to operate the microscope.
* Nano writing down the Pi formula on a marker board to take her mind off of Rentarou. At first it works. [[NotSoAboveItAll Then she writes it down over and over.]] Before long [[RoomFullOfCrazy it's spread to the walls.]]

-->'''Rentarou:''' What kind of sick joke is this...!!!?

--> '''Nano:''' Ghosts and monsters are unscientific beings. They don't exist.\\

* She can't comprehend the notion of finding tea-cup rides fun just by riding in them either. And compares it to brainwashing with spinning and music.

* Hakari and Nano fighting over whose breasts are better while making Rentarou grope them. Rentarou can offer no opinion on the matter because he got knocked out from a nose bleed.

* After Rentarou suddenly appears to save the girls, he tries to defuse the situation with the creeps by ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint offering to hang out with them as much as they like]]''. What really makes this funny is Nano made the exact same offer earlier.
-->Why the hell would we wanna hang out with you...!!?

-->'''Rentarou: SAY WHAT!!!?'''

'''Kusuri:''' To be honest, as a member of the chemistry club, I ''am'' inter-\\
'''Rentarou:''' ABSOLUTELY NOT!

* After accepting his reciprocated feelings, Adult!Kusuri realizes she needs to change diapers.

'''Hakari:''' That's a big smile you got there.

* Rentarou recounts the first time he confessed to a girl... when he was 8 months old. Karane calls him a monster just like Anonymous Friend "A" in chapter 1.

* Out of curiosity, Karane asks what would happen if she took the Boob Enhancement drug. To which Kusuri replies that her breasts would look like Wrestling/BobSapp's.

-->'''Karane:''' ''[[OhCrap KISS KISS!!!]]''

** Hakari tries to get an Indirect Kiss from Rentarou by claiming she can't finish the juice by herself and requesting he drink half of it for her. Rentarou says he thought this might happen, so he got a 190 ml can for her along with the 350 ml one. Hakari then claims that it's hard for her finish the 190 ml can because it still has an extra 15 ml in it.

-->'''Rentarou:''' Do you have something against my eye or what!?

* When Karane points out how easy it is to cheat, Rentarou secures a "failsafe" via PinkySwear.
-->'''Karane:''' How pure are you!?

** A nearby cat spots Karane's underwear and starts rubbing against her there. She thinks it's Rentarou and starts beating on him (Starting with a kick to the crotch) before she takes off the blindfold and realizes who the actual culprit is.

* Rentarou tries to check out ALL the books Shizuka collected for him (a whole stockpile), only to be told that he needs a library card, and he'll have to wait a week before he can get one.

* During Shizuka's introduction to Hakari and Karane, Rentarou states that his feelings for them haven't been divided to Shizuka by using division and discovery of fossil fuels as an analogy on love. Karane chastises him for this.

** Karane, Shizuka and ''the manga'' are disturbed. Hakari is just still crying TearsOfJoy.

* The sheer fact that he'd been rejected 100 times, his first time being when he was ''eight months old''.
* The face Rentarou makes when moaning about the incident to Anonymous Friend A.
** And yes, that's actually what he's called.

** Karane fights up gratitude for the juice, leading Rentarou to identify her as a {{Tsundere}}.
** Hakari tries to get an IndirectKiss from Rentarou by having him drink a sip before her, but she ends up spilling the drink on herself.

** This is according to the creep whose eyes Nano poked in. His eyes are ''still'' poked in actually. Although he's still able to cry tears. Why is he crying? [[AFateWorseThanDeath Because he can no longer tell if he can feel actual boobs or not.]]

** Remarkably, Rentarou is uninjured despite the wall being cracked. Though his white clothes are wrinkled up and out of place. Then he finds out that Chiyo has SuperOCD high enough that the sight of it makes her ''snarl'' until she fixes it.

* Rentarou's family [[DysfunctionJunction being what it is]], and [[SuperOCD Chiyo being who she is]], a domino effect of correction occurs. Starting with Hakari and Karane.

* When Chiyo puts a tag of Mei on her backpack, Kusuri gets the same idea and puts a bunch of merchandise on her own in a disorganized mess. Chiyo goes into SuperOCD mode, [[PoorCommunicationKills takes the bag without a word and puts the merch in neater order, but Kusuri doesn't realize what she's doing yet in the middle of it]] and gets a bit...

* After Chiyo kisses Rentarou of her own volition and decides to lift the kissing ban, everyone proceeds to kiss Rentarou in rapid succession. However, when Chiyo kisses Rentarou again, her SuperOCD kicks in as she grabs his wrist in anger.

* 11#: Chiyo. Which is the least romantic, [[SuperOCD as she spends more time complaining about how asymmetrical]] [[NoFourthWall his character design is.]] Rentarou tries to remedy this; first by simplifying his design, then shaving himself bald, and finally ''turning into a diagram''. [[{{Angrish}} Chiyo's still not happy.]]

* Chiyo's SuperOCD kicks in when everyone starts kissing Rentarou. Not because she disapproves of it, but because she wants a turn as she leaps into the action.

* Chiyo unveils the first ingredient, which is udon from Kurumi. Chiyo is irked because udon is supposed to be saved for last and starts to enter her SuperOCD mode. Not wanting to ruin the mood, Chiyo deliberately removes her glasses so she'll start crying instead.

** All the aching Chiyo feels from the aphrodisiac causes her SuperOCD to trigger.

** Chiyo's SuperOCD gives her enough strength to push Rentarou to the edge. Just as she's about to push Rentarou out of the ring, Chiyo's glasses suddenly fall off and she starts crying while falling to her knees.

** Then Chiyo enters her SuperOCD mode and headbutts Naddy in the back for what's basically child abuse. Now Akogare and Manesu are scared of ''both'' of the girlfriends and run off swearing to change their ways... not the most ideal drug PDA.

-->'''Rentarou:''' That'd make you a Biridere[[note]]Biri refers to a zap sound, and reference from the series ''[[ACertainMagicalIndex Toaru]]''[[/note]], not a {{Tsundere}}.

* Rentarou develops a convoluted game to blindly get a kiss from both girls without any of them knowing who was kissed first. When Karane points out how easy it is to cheat, Rentarou secures a "failsafe" via PinkySwear.

* The trio ultimately decides to have a three-way kiss, which the narrator says looks like they're summoning a UFO.

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