History Funny / Terminator2JudgmentDay

** To elaborate, the T-1000 kills Todd after the later is shouting at the dog Max constantly barking and drinking milk out of the carton. The T-1000 (disguised as Janette) gives him a noticeably annoyed look before casually shifting the phone to its other hand and transforming its arm into a blade to punch through the milk carton and Todd's head.

--> '''John:''' No, no, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative" or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say "eat me." And if you wanna shine them on, it's "hasta la vista, baby."
--> '''Terminator:''' (''flatly'') Hasta la vista, baby.
--> '''John:''' Yeah, or "later, dickwad." And if someone gets upset, you say "chill out." Or you could do combinations.
--> '''Terminator:''' (''also flatly'') Chill out, dickwad.
--> '''John:''' That's great! See, you're getting it!
--> '''Terminator:''' No problemo.

--> '''Voiceover:''' It's not every day you find out you're responsible for three billion deaths. He took it pretty well.
--> '''Dyson:''' I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

--> '''John''': We got company. \\
'''Dyson''': Police? \\
'''Sarah''': How many? \\
'''John''': Uh, [[AllOfThem all of 'em]], I think.

--> '''T-800''': *hands a cop his tear gas grenade launcher* Here, hold this. *proceeds to rip the gas mask off the otherwise occupied officer's face*

-->'''John''': Friend of yours?
-->'''T-800''': He was my college roommate. *tosses head*

* After John finds out the Terminator is programmed to do whatever he says he asks him to stand on one leg. The scene follows with him standing on one leg whilst talking to some guys, until John quietly says "Put your leg down" out of the corner of his mouth.

** A meta example: while filming the bar scene, a female passerby walked in on the set with Arnold in only his boxers. When she asked what was going on, Arnie replied that it was "male strippers' night". This becomes HilariousInHindsight in ''Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines'' when the T-850 walks into a bar that held a male stripper show.

* After John finds out [[spoiler: the Terminator does whatever he says]] he asks him to stand on one leg. The scene follows with him standing on one leg whilst talking to some guys, until John quietly says "Put your leg down" out of the corner of his mouth.

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* The fact that the T-1000 disguised as Janelle apparently knows how to make beef stew. Props to SkyNet for home economics lessons included with the T-1000's knowledge base!

** Then, upon arriving at the hospital, after a guard tells John and the Terminator that the psychiatric hospital's visiting hours are "10 to 4, Monday to Friday", the Terminator [[KneeCapping shoots him in the knee]]. John is not pleased. The Terminator then breaks the window and opens the hospital gate, returning to John with this gem: "[[ExactWords He'll live]]."

--->'''Terminator:''' ''(carrying a minigun and grenade launcher)'' I'll take care of the police.
'''John:''' Hey, wait! You swore ''[not to kill anyone]''!

** Then, upon arriving at the hospital, after a guard tells John and the Terminator that the psychiatric hospital's visiting hours are "10 to 4, Monday to Friday", the Terminator [[KneeCapping shoots him at the knee]]. John is not pleased. The Terminator then breaks the window and opens the hospital gate, returning to John with this gem: "[[ExactWords He'll live]]."

'''John:''' ...What do you mean why?! Because you can't!\\

'''John:''' Because you just can't, okay? Trust me!

** To make it even funnier, it ''[[NotHyperbole is]]'' all of them. When the security guard asked the cops to send everything they had, they took him seriously.

** Which sets up a BrickJoke later when they commandeer another vehicle and the Terminator ''does'' check the visor for the keys. And finds them.

* Explaining to Dyson about Judgment Day.

** To make it even funnier, it ''[[NotHyperbole is]]'' all of them. When the security guard asked them to send everything they had, they ''listened'' to him.

* The Terminator hot-wires a vehicle... after which John instantly pulls out the keys from the visor.

** Which sets up a BrickJoke later when they commandeer another vehicle and the Terminator ''does'' check the visor for the keys.

*** This in itself is both a bit of FridgeBrilliance and a CallBack. The police interviewing Sarah earlier in the film remind us that the first Terminator 11 years ago murdered several police officers. Of course they are going to send everything they have.

* John tries to explain what a smile is to T-800 - he then looks at a passer by and scans his smile to imitate it himself - [[http://howsyourrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/terminator-2-smile.jpg this is the result.]]

* The stiff and clumsy manner in which The Terminator takes his vow.