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-->'''Mac:''' As dumb as (Andy) is...he's my lawyer.

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-->'''Mac:''' -->'''Mac''': As dumb as (Andy) is...he's my lawyer.



-->'''Nick:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Who authorized this shit?!?]]
-->'''Cop:''' You did, lieutenant.

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-->'''Nick:''' -->'''Nick''': [[PrecisionFStrike Who authorized this shit?!?]]
-->'''Cop:''' -->'''Cop''': You did, lieutenant.



-->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' With you , Mac, I trust with my life, but you keep me waiting all goddamn night without showing the slightest sign of worrying about me.
-->'''Mac:''' Hey, I'm sorry, man.
-->'''Carlos:''' (''as he's walking up the stairs and eating food Joanna had cooked earlier'') Forget it, you had your hands full. I could see that. What's more, you fuck like a world champion. Four fucking hours! Those cops out there are terrified their wives are going to hear about this. I got starved just watching! ({{Beat}}) She can cook too, this girl. Believe me, if she'd be willing to take out the garbage, marry her. Trust me, buddy.

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-->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' -->'''Carlos''': With you , Mac, I trust with my life, but you keep me waiting all goddamn night without showing the slightest sign of worrying about me.
-->'''Mac:''' -->'''Mac''': Hey, I'm sorry, man.
-->'''Carlos:''' -->'''Carlos''': (''as he's walking up the stairs and eating food Joanna had cooked earlier'') Forget it, you had your hands full. I could see that. What's more, you fuck like a world champion. Four fucking hours! Those cops out there are terrified their wives are going to hear about this. I got starved just watching! ({{Beat}}) She can cook too, this girl. Believe me, if she'd be willing to take out the garbage, marry her. Trust me, buddy.
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* [[spoiler: Carlos']] reaction to having to wait for Mac in his house while Mac was having sex with Jo Ann:

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* [[spoiler: Carlos']] Carlos' reaction to having to wait for Mac in his house while Mac was having sex with Jo Ann:



-->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' (''as he's walking up the stairs and eating food Joanna had cooked earlier'') Forget it, you had your hands full. I could see that. What's more, you fuck like a world champion. Four fucking hours! Those cops out there are terrified their wives are going to hear about this. I got starved just watching! ({{Beat}}) She can cook too, this girl. Believe me, if she'd be willing to take out the garbage, marry her. Trust me, buddy.

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-->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' -->'''Carlos:''' (''as he's walking up the stairs and eating food Joanna had cooked earlier'') Forget it, you had your hands full. I could see that. What's more, you fuck like a world champion. Four fucking hours! Those cops out there are terrified their wives are going to hear about this. I got starved just watching! ({{Beat}}) She can cook too, this girl. Believe me, if she'd be willing to take out the garbage, marry her. Trust me, buddy.
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* [[spoiler: Carlos']] reaction to having to wait for Mac in his house while Mac was having sex with Joanna:
-->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' With you , Mac, I trust with my life, but you keep me waiting all goddamn night without showing the slightest sign of worrying about me."

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* [[spoiler: Carlos']] reaction to having to wait for Mac in his house while Mac was having sex with Joanna:
Jo Ann:
-->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' With you , Mac, I trust with my life, but you keep me waiting all goddamn night without showing the slightest sign of worrying about me."
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-->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' (''as he's walking up the stairs and eating food Joanna had cooked earlier'') Forget it, you had your hands full. I could see that. What's more, you fuck like a world champion. Four fucking hours! Those cops out there are terrified their wives are going to hear about this. I got starved just watching! ([[{{Beat}}]]) She can cook too, this girl. Believe me, if she'd be willing to take out the garbage, marry her. Trust me, buddy.

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-->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' (''as he's walking up the stairs and eating food Joanna had cooked earlier'') Forget it, you had your hands full. I could see that. What's more, you fuck like a world champion. Four fucking hours! Those cops out there are terrified their wives are going to hear about this. I got starved just watching! ([[{{Beat}}]]) ({{Beat}}) She can cook too, this girl. Believe me, if she'd be willing to take out the garbage, marry her. Trust me, buddy.
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-->'''{spoiler: Carlos]]:''' (''as he's walking up the stairs and eating food Joanna had cooked earlier'') Forget it, you had your hands full. I could see that. What's more, you fuck like a world champion. Four fucking hours! Those cops out there are terrified their wives are going to hear about this. I got starved just watching! ([[{{Beat}}]]) She can cook too, this girl. Believe me, if she'd be willing to take out the garbage, marry her. Trust me, buddy.

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-->'''{spoiler: -->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' (''as he's walking up the stairs and eating food Joanna had cooked earlier'') Forget it, you had your hands full. I could see that. What's more, you fuck like a world champion. Four fucking hours! Those cops out there are terrified their wives are going to hear about this. I got starved just watching! ([[{{Beat}}]]) She can cook too, this girl. Believe me, if she'd be willing to take out the garbage, marry her. Trust me, buddy.
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-->'''Cop:''' You did, lieutenant.

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-->'''Cop:''' You did, lieutenant.lieutenant.
* [[spoiler: Carlos']] reaction to having to wait for Mac in his house while Mac was having sex with Joanna:
-->'''[[spoiler: Carlos]]:''' With you , Mac, I trust with my life, but you keep me waiting all goddamn night without showing the slightest sign of worrying about me."
-->'''Mac:''' Hey, I'm sorry, man.
-->'''{spoiler: Carlos]]:''' (''as he's walking up the stairs and eating food Joanna had cooked earlier'') Forget it, you had your hands full. I could see that. What's more, you fuck like a world champion. Four fucking hours! Those cops out there are terrified their wives are going to hear about this. I got starved just watching! ([[{{Beat}}]]) She can cook too, this girl. Believe me, if she'd be willing to take out the garbage, marry her. Trust me, buddy.
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* Mac helps Andy Leonard try to sell some cocaine, but when he realizes it's a setup by the cops (which Nick is inadvertently involved in), Mac destroys the evidence. His reasoning?
-->'''Mac:''' As dumb as (Andy) is...he's my lawyer.
** Nick's reaction when he sees the show of force by the police and DEA is pretty funny as well.
-->'''Nick:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Who authorized this shit?!?]]
-->'''Cop:''' You did, lieutenant.

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