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-->'''Young Ted''': [[InnocentInnacurate Is it a hugging gun]]?

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-->'''Young Ted''': [[InnocentInnacurate [[InnocentInaccurate Is it a hugging gun]]?

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** "Is it a hugging gun?"

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** "Is -->'''John's Father''': Helen, get my gun!!
-->'''Young John''': Dad, no!
-->'''Young Ted''': [[InnocentInnacurate Is
it a hugging gun?"gun]]?
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** Think about people's reaction to the trailer's beginning before that song: basically, Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis in bed, playing out as just another generic romance. However, Wahlberg has a panic attack because of thunder, which is a little funny... But suddenly, out of nowhere, comes a talking teddy bear voiced by friggin' ''Creator/SethMacFarlane''.

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** Think about people's reaction to the trailer's beginning before that song: basically, Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis in bed, playing out as just another generic romance. However, Wahlberg has a panic attack because of thunder, which is a little funny... But suddenly, out of nowhere, comes a walking, talking teddy bear voiced by friggin' ''Creator/SethMacFarlane''.

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* "Yoah magicuh wish wuhked! Yeah, I mean, you know, when you sewed me up, you pu' some schtuffing in da wrong places, sho I'm, I'm a li'l fucked up, but wiw you take cayuh of me fo-evoh and evoh?"


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* When Ted is revived and pretends to have [[CameBackWrong Come Back Wrong]], which is followed by a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming Moment]].
--> '''Ted''': I'm aliff, Johnny!
--> '''John''': Oh my God!
--> '''Ted''': I'm aliff, yoah magicuh wish wuhked!
--> '''John''': You're back! I...!
--> '''Ted''': Yeah, I mean, you know, when you sewed me up, you pu' some schtuffing in da wrong places, sho I'm, I'm a li'l fucked up, but wiw you take cayuh of me fo-evoh and evoh?? ''(John is processing this, devastated. Ted drops the act)'' Dah ha hahh! I'm just kiddin' ya, I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded!
--> '''John''': You asshole!
-->'''Ted''': C'mere, you bastard! ''(They ManHug)''
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* Ming, the angry neighbor who crashes Ted's party being an AsianRudeness caricature complete with [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish broken english]]? Not ''that'' funny. Creator/SamJJones hearing that his name is "Ming" and thus hallucinating the man dressed up like [[Film/FlashGordon1980 Ming the Merciless]], a villain with infamous YellowPeril undertones? [[CrossesTheLineTwice So obscenely ballsy it becomes hysterical]].

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* Ming, the angry neighbor who crashes Ted's party being an AsianRudeness caricature complete with [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish broken english]]? Not ''that'' funny. Creator/SamJJones hearing that his name is "Ming" and thus hallucinating the man dressed up like [[Film/FlashGordon1980 Ming the Merciless]], a villain with infamous YellowPeril undertones? [[CrossesTheLineTwice So obscenely ballsy it becomes hysterical]].
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* "I do not sound that much like [[WesternAnimation/PeterGriffin Peter Griffin]]!"

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* "I do not sound that much like [[WesternAnimation/PeterGriffin [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]]!"
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* Ming, the angry neighbor who crashes Ted's party being an AsianRudeness caricature complete with [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish silly broken english]]? Not ''that'' funny. Creator/SamJJones hearing that his name is "Ming" and thus hallucinating the man dressed up like [[Film/FlashGordon1980 Ming the Merciless]], a villain with infamous YellowPeril undertones? [[CrossesTheLineTwice So obscenely ballsy it becomes hysterical]].

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* Ming, the angry neighbor who crashes Ted's party being an AsianRudeness caricature complete with [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish silly broken english]]? Not ''that'' funny. Creator/SamJJones hearing that his name is "Ming" and thus hallucinating the man dressed up like [[Film/FlashGordon1980 Ming the Merciless]], a villain with infamous YellowPeril undertones? [[CrossesTheLineTwice So obscenely ballsy it becomes hysterical]].

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** Think about people's reaction to the trailer's beginning before that song: basically, Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis in bed, playing out as just another generic romance. However, Wahlberg has a panic attack because of thunder, which is a little funny... But suddenly, out of nowhere, comes a talking teddy bear voiced by friggin' ''Creator/SethMacFarlane''.



* Creator/PatrickStewart actually saying the line, "''Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish...Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive compliment of weaponry; an absolute death machine.''"

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* Creator/PatrickStewart actually saying the line, "''Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish... Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive compliment of weaponry; an absolute death machine.''"



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* "I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin."

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* "I do not sound that much like [[WesternAnimation/PeterGriffin Peter Griffin."Griffin]]!"
* Ming, the angry neighbor who crashes Ted's party being an AsianRudeness caricature complete with [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish silly broken english]]? Not ''that'' funny. Creator/SamJJones hearing that his name is "Ming" and thus hallucinating the man dressed up like [[Film/FlashGordon1980 Ming the Merciless]], a villain with infamous YellowPeril undertones? [[CrossesTheLineTwice So obscenely ballsy it becomes hysterical]].
-->'''Sam J. Jones''': '''''[[BattleCry DEATH TO MING!!!]]'''''



--> '''Ted''': Uh...well, you know, since I just returned from active duty in the Civil War, that actually sounds very appealing. Oh, wait! No, I'm sorry, that was a hundred and fifty years ago, and uh...I don't give a shit.

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--> '''Ted''': Uh...well, you know, since I just returned from active duty in the Civil War, that actually sounds very appealing. Oh, wait! No, I'm sorry, that was a hundred and fifty years ago, and uh... I don't give a shit.



* The trailer. Basically, Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer plays out as just another generic romance. However, Wahlberg has a panic attack because of thunder, which is a little funny... But suddenly, out of nowhere, comes a talking teddy bear voiced by friggin' ''Creator/SethMacFarlane''.
* The entire fight scene in John's motel room. Some highlights of that fight:

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* The trailer. Basically, Mark Wahlberg meets Mila Kunis, and the trailer plays out as just another generic romance. However, Wahlberg has a panic attack because of thunder, which is a little funny... But suddenly, out of nowhere, comes a talking teddy bear voiced by friggin' ''Creator/SethMacFarlane''.
* The entire fight scene in John's motel room. Some highlights of that fight: fight:
** Ted's TranquilFury throughout the whole fight.
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For the SugarWiki/FunnyMoments page for ''Film/Ted2'', go [[Funny/Ted2 here]].

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For the SugarWiki/FunnyMoments page for ''Film/Ted2'', go [[Funny/Ted2 here]]. For the SugarWiki/FunnyMoments page for the 2024 series, go [[Funny/Ted2024 here]].
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* In the first episode: Ted, left home alone, find Mattie's gun in his closet. His very first instinct is to ''get out a slip-n-slide, and then fire the gun while sitting on it so the recoil pushes him backwards''.

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* In the first episode: Ted, left home alone, find Mattie's gun in his closet. His very first instinct is to ''get out a slip-n-slide, and then fire the gun while sitting on it so the recoil pushes him backwards''.
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* For starters, the "Thunder Buddies" song. Pictured above.

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* For starters, the "Thunder Buddies" song. Pictured above.

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