History Funny / SurvivalOfTheFittestMini

--->'''Ivan: '''"S-street you grew up on," he said through a whistle - was he missing a tooth? "P-pick the pics that don't have 'cars'."

--->'''Ivan: '''"S-street you grew up on," he said through a whistle - was he missing a tooth? "P-pick the pics that don't have cars."

* One memory pre-game thread features Jay Harland writing a StylisticSuck horror story about a demon-possessed child. Said child was conceived during what's described as a "haunted threeway", has red eyes and razor-sharp teeth, has to kill someone each year (including his mother in childbirth), and eventually grows up to become [[{{Anvilicious}} a war-mongering world leader]]. He tries describing it to Michael Crowe, who laughs in his face; he thought it was a ''parody''. [[CantTakeCriticism Jay doesn't take it well.]]

* From "Big Mike" Gibraltar's death in Virtua. One of his last actions is attacking Brian Larke [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a]] [[CrazyAwesome cake]]. His last thought before expiring?

* In [=PV3=], Leonard Roycewood's indignant reaction to being selected and then repeated insistence that his dad will get him out of trouble, because he's a ''sergeant'' and very important. In a setting where everyone completes military service.

* The original death post of Jerry Aarons in Program V1, a CallBack to the moment mentioned in the V1 section of the page: "And then Jerry died of blades." It has since been edited into a full, more serious post, but the original is fondly remembered.
* The death of Charity Gardner in Program V3 Prologue; after spending half of the first day wandering around with Grant Gault and growing frustrated with his lack of direction, her internal dialogue comments that maybe she would need to grow a pair herself if he doesn't start showing some spine. Then Grant throws a bomb in her direction.

* Early on, Blaine Eno faceplants during a fight with Michael Crowe, who promptly deposits him into a nearby barrel. Blaine's reaction to this turn of events?

* One memory pre-game thread features Jay Harland writing a StylisticSuck horror story about a demon-possessed child. Said child was conceived during what's described as a "haunted threeway", has red eyes and razor sharp teeth, has to kill someone each year (including his mother in childbirth), and eventually grows up to become [[{{Anvilicious}} a war-mongering world leader]]. He tries describing it to Michael Crowe, who laughs in his face; he thought it was a ''parody''. [[CantTakeCriticism Jay doesn't take it well.]]

* TV3 contestant and anti-SOTF protestor Giselle Filmore threatens Ivan Rodriguez, the son of the host of a SOTF-based podcast, to reveal to her his father's personal information such as his passwords and social security number in order to destroy his reputation. What did Ivan, who at this point was beaten and nearly knocked out by her allies, do? Jokingly ask her to complete a captcha.

* A good portion of the mentors in SOTF-TV can provide these, mostly of the [[CrossesTheLineTwice disturbingly hilarious]] MoodWhiplash variety. Examples include Wilson Howard asking his team to advertise Verizon, Susan Crawford being an ill-spoken anti-SOTF protester (with everything that implies), and an comedian who uses AlterEgoActing (similar to Creator/StephenColbert) who spends it entirely in-character. Another good example:

* The various amounts of food-related, CordonBleughChef moments can be be hilarious to some. Highlights include Laura Hakštok streaming herself eat an ungodly amount of chicken nuggets (some of them dipped in nutella), Keegan Garcia drinking hot sauce out of the bottle in front of a bewildered audience, and Sylvain Kessler trying to create the worst food in the world by dipping bread in milky coffee and wrapping it over a burnt steak.

--->'''Ivan:'''"S-street you grew up on," he said through a whistle - was he missing a tooth? "P-pick the pics that don't have cars."

* The various amounts of food-related, [[CordonBleughChef moments can be be hilarious to some. Highlights include Laura Hakštok streaming herself eat an ungodly amount of chicken nuggets (some of them dipped in nutella), Keegan Garcia drinking hot sauce out of the bottle in front of a bewildered audience, and Sylvain Kessler trying to create the worst food in the world by dipping bread in milky coffee and wrapping it over a burnt steak.

* The various amounts of food-related, [[CordonBleughChef]] moments can be be hilarious to some. Highlights include Laura Hakštok streaming herself eat an ungodly amount of chicken nuggets (some of them dipped in nutella), Keegan Garcia drinking hot sauce out of the bottle in front of a bewildered audience, and Sylvain Kessler trying to create the worst food in the world by dipping bread in milky coffee and wrapping it over a burnt steak.

* TV3 contestant and anti-SOTF protestor Giselle Filmore threatens Ivan Rodriguez, the son of the host of a SOTF-based podcast, to reveal to her his father's personal information such as his passwords and social security number in order to destroy his reputation. What did Ivan, who at this point was beaten and nearly knocked out by her allies, do? Jokingly ask her to complete a captcha

* TV3 contestant and anti-SOTF protestor Giselle Filmore threatens Ivan Rodriguez, the son of the host of a SOTF-based podcast, to reveal to her his father's personal information such as his passwords and social security number. What did Ivan, who at this point was beaten and nearly knocked out by her allies, do? Jokingly ask her to complete a captcha

--->"S-street you grew up on," he said through a whistle - was he missing a tooth? "P-pick the pics that don't have cars."

* TV3 contestant and anti-SOTF protestor Giselle Filmore threatens Ivan Rodriguez, the son of the host of a SOTF-based podcast, to reveal to her his father's personal information such as his passwords and social security number. What did Ivan, who at this point was beaten and nearly knocked out by her allies do? Jokingly ask her to complete a captcha

* TV3 contestant and anti-SOTF protestor Giselle Filmore threatens Ivan Rodriguez, the son of the host of a SOTF-based podcast, to reveal to her his father's personal information such as his passwords and social security number. What did Ivan, who at this point was beaten and nearly knocked out by her allies do? Jokingly ask her to complete a captcha

---> '''Shannon Gant [[labelnote:*]]who owns the resort and is the Rainbow Parrots mentor[[/labelnote]]:''' (upon seeing that Taylor [=DeVasher=] [[http://s1.zetaboards.com/SOTF_Mini/topic/5418038/2/ is knocking down postcard racks]]) "Wait-wait-wait, did that kid just- Holy shit he actually did! STOP TRASHING MY RESORT YOU FUCK. KICK HIS ASS VINCENT!"

* The death of Charity Gardner in Program V3 Prologue; after spending half of the first day wandering around with Grant Gault and growing frustrated with his lack of direction, her internal dialogue comments that maybe she would need to grow a pair herself. Then Grant throws a bomb in her direction.

* The death of Charity Gardner.

* One memory pre-game thread features Jay Harland writing a StylisticSuck horror story about a demon-possessed child. Said child was conceived during what's described as a "haunted threeway", has red eyes and razor sharp teeth, has to kill someone each year (including his mother in childbirth), and eventually grows up to become [[{{Anvilicious}} a war-mongering world leader]]. He tries describing to Michael Crowe, who laughs in his face; he thought it was a ''parody''. [[CantTakeCriticism Jay doesn't take it well.]]

--> [[CaptainObvious Blaine was now inside a barrel and his head still hurt.]]