History Funny / SuedesPokemonJourney

* One of the comments on the "Pallet Party Panic" review compares this to Oak having to ask the player "Are you a boy or a girl?" in later games.

-->'''Suede!Pikachu:''' "Don't you die on me! I ain't gonna cry a sandwich out of your esophagus!"

-->'''Mary:''' "Fluffy, use Speed Star!"
-->'''Suede:''' "Wow. Speed Star, you say? It looks really accurate, I should look out for that. It could be a new Swift! COMMENT DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE."

-->'''Suede:''' "THE CRUNCH! The crunch! That crunch was so bad, I'm half expecting a Triple A game to come out of Ash's back."

-->'''Koji:''' "[[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} You missed! How could you miss?! HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!]]"

-->'''Mayzie:''' "That what we use to make Level Balls."
-->'''Suede:''' "I... [[BerserkButton beg your pardon?]]"
-->'''Mayzie:''' (Replays in slow-mo) "Level Balls."
-->'''Suede:''' "For the sake of this episode's rating, I'm going to assume Level Balls in the show are more effetive against Pokémon that are ''higher or lower than you. Yes''."

-->'''Suede:''' "Look, I get that you don't have any Pokémon that are strong against bug types, it's a tough break, [[SuddenlyShouting BUT YOU ALL HAVE POKÉMON THAT AREN'T WEAK TO BUG TYPES!]] Tauros, Kingler, Muk, Heracross, Squirtle, for Pete's sake, Snorlax! Aside from Bulbasaur, literally any other Pokémon would be better. Wait, Bulbasaur's part poison. ''Literally any other Pokémon would be a better choice!'' Ah, screw it."

-->'''Brock:''' "This is bad! Every time Scyther's Fury Cutter hits, the damage to Pikachu is doubled!"
-->'''Suede!Misty''' "What kind of monsterous Gym Leader uses a move like that?!"\\

-->'''Suede!Ash''' "Yeah, kid. How do you expect a Pokémon to obey you when you get the move names wrong?"\\

-->'''Ash''' "Now, stop that Spinarak with your Sweet Smell!" [[note]]The actual move name is ''Sweet Scent''.[[/note]]
-->'''Suede''' "Okay, I know that was a dub error, but it's still astounding timing, you must admit."

-->'''Suede''' "So anybody who can touch the horn of a Tauros as they run through without ''getting run through'' gets a trophy. Why, you'd have to be a reckless, impulsive idiot with half a death wish and he's T-Posing in front of them already, isn't he?"\\

-->'''Suede''' "Okay, not exactly a T-Pose, but still..."
-->'''Suede!Ash''' "I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town! I will not be kept from a chinsy trinket by the likes of you! COME AND GORE ME!" (Ash barely avoids getting hit) "Okay, maybe not!"

-->'''Suede!Ash''' "I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town! I will not be kept from a chinsy trinket by the likes of you! COME AND GORE ME!" (Ash barely avoids getting hit) "Okay, maybe not!

* Ash quickly concludes that he should try catch all the sap-sucking Heracross:

'''Misty:''' Uh, say now! ''[holds up Kaiser's old photo]'' Isn't this you with a Dratini? Why don't you and Thunderbolt come over here and ''tell me all about it''?\\

'''Pikachu:''' (You will feel the living infestation of a thousand Joltik if you do not heed my summons immediately!)

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* Sylevester is having problems with his Farfetch'd because he it tells it to use Cutting Attack instead of Cut.

-->'''Koji:''' "[[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} You missed! How could you miss?! HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU!"]]

'''Misty:''' Good greifing Giratina! He's delusional!

-->'''Suede:''' What wonders await him as he [[RepetitiveAudioGlitch follows Ash-- follows Ash-- follows Ash-- ffffffffffffffffffffffffff—]] ''[cuts off]''

-->'''Ash:''' Professor! The Safari Zone is run by paranoid psychopath who talks to his gun and denies reality! He threatened us with ''live ammunition'' on multiple occasions! ''Call the freaking cops!''\\

** When better is that Suede is clearly doing an Creator/AdamWest impersonation when voicing Mr. Parker.

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'''Ash:''' Wait, why is he on the Daily Planet building? It's that Skarmoryman's thing?\\

** For a bit of additional hilarity this is episode lacks a Officer Jenny unlike the previous times this happens. Meaning the 'scheme' isn't even implimented all that well.

-->'''Snubbull:''' (completely deadpan) Well, guess this is my life now.

* [[IdiotHero Ash thinking that envy is a Pokémon]] causes every other character in the room, plus Suede, to let out a "Wow..." in disbelief.

-->''([[InstantlyProvenWrong cue Chikorita delivering a]] CurbStompBattle [[InstantlyProvenWrong to the gang]])''
-->'''Suede:''' ''(stunned)'' Oh. Wow, I... okay, that's freakin' awesome! Chikorita don't need to be rescued, those punks need to be rescued from her!

-->'''Ash:''' Yes, there is no other way!
-->'''Bulbasaur:''' Bulba? Bulba...
-->'''Ash:''' I need to do this! I must launch my delicate pink powerless body at the Michelin Man's junkie cousin. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THERE IS! NO! OTHER! OPTION!]]
-->'''Bulbasaur:''' Bulba...
-->'''Bulbasaur:''' Much as I wish there was another solution, I simply must endanger myself for the good of my Pokémon. It's not like any of them can fly. Do it Heracross! Maybe use your wings as a boost!