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* This exchange (when Ryu is about to fight Vega, right after Ken and him conned Sagat):

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* This exchange (when when Ryu is about to fight Vega, right after he and Ken and him conned Sagat):Sagat.



* Guile's convincing American accent.
--> ''Jast take da hastagas ou'. If A'm nat upsite in fifteen minnits, go on without me.''

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* Guile's convincing American accent.
accent, especially in his "We can all go home" speech. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMV2hnlcmgU Now with subtitles!]]
--> ''Jast take da hastagas ou'. If A'm nat upsite topsite in fifteen minnits, go on without me.''
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* When Ryu is forced to fight against Vega, we first see Vega's EstrogenBrigade, including one holding up a sign asking Vega to marry her. Then Ryu comes out, and one of the fight promoters [[ShirtlessScene rips his shirt off]], to cheers from the crows and the previous woman tossing her sign away. Vega's reaction is priceless.

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* When Ryu is forced to fight against Vega, we first see Vega's EstrogenBrigade, including one holding up a sign asking Vega to marry her. Then Ryu comes out, and one of the fight promoters [[ShirtlessScene rips his shirt off]], to cheers from the crows crowd and the previous woman tossing her sign away. Vega's reaction is priceless.
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* At one point in the film, Vega, Sagat, Ken and Ryu all end up in prison. Vega fashions himself a claw out of three bamboo sticks and a bunch of little hooked blades.

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* Zangief: "You got... '''PAID?'''"
** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj94FNPvUgw#t=30s Quick! Change the channel]]!"
*** It's the very slow DoubleTake that causes the laughs, though.
** Also from Zangief: After Bison's narm-filled speech about the new world he's going to build, Zangief tearily says "That was beautiful". Dee-Jay then gives him a look that clearly shows how stupid he thinks his comrade is.
*** And during the speech, Dee-Jay makes a sarcastic "the hell do I know"-gesture when Bison wonders why people call him a warlord. Bison completely lets it go, taking him seriously.

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* Zangief: Zangief is one of the funniest characters in the movie.
** When he finds Dee-Jay escaping with a box full of money, he has to be told in plain terms that Bison is evil and Dee Jay only worked with him because he was paid a fortune. Zangief's response is
"You got... '''PAID?'''"
** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj94FNPvUgw#t=30s Quick! Change the channel]]!"
*** It's the
channel]]!" The very slow DoubleTake that from Dee Jay causes the laughs, though.
even more laughs.
** Also from Zangief: After Bison's narm-filled speech about the new world he's going to build, Zangief tearily says "That was beautiful". Dee-Jay Dee Jay then gives him a look that clearly shows how stupid he thinks his comrade is.
*** And during During the speech, Dee-Jay Dee Jay makes a sarcastic "the hell do I know"-gesture know" gesture when Bison wonders why people call him a warlord. Bison completely lets it go, taking him seriously.



--->'''Zangief''': ''(as earnest as a small child)'' Quickly, [[CaptainObvious this way!]]

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--->'''Zangief''': --->'''Zangief:''' ''(as earnest as a small child)'' Quickly, [[CaptainObvious this way!]]



* When Sagat asks Ken if he's with him or against him, Ken asks if it's multiple-choice.



* When Ryu is forced to fight against Vega, we first see Vega's EstrogenBrigade, including one holding up a sign asking Vega to marry her. Then Ryu comes out, and one of the female audience members [[ShirtlessScene rips his shirt off]], one of the results of this being the previous woman tossing her sign away. Vega's reaction is priceless.

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* When Ryu is forced to fight against Vega, we first see Vega's EstrogenBrigade, including one holding up a sign asking Vega to marry her. Then Ryu comes out, and one of the female audience members fight promoters [[ShirtlessScene rips his shirt off]], one of to cheers from the results of this being crows and the previous woman tossing her sign away. Vega's reaction is priceless.



* Honda withstanding the torture with one of the Shadoloo soldiers using a rattan stick to hit him at the back.

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* Honda calmly withstanding the torture with one of the Shadoloo soldiers using a rattan stick to hit him at the back.
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-->'''Bison:''' You'll have to do better than that!\
'''Guile:''' Okay!

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-->'''Bison:''' You'll have to do better than that!\
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'''Guile:''' (cheerful) Okay!

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* After Guile and the entire army leave to stop Bison, the deputy secretary assures his boss that he managed to stop Guile from taking ''all'' the soldiers. The only ones left thee are the cook and a cat.

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* After Guile and the entire army leave to stop Bison, the deputy secretary assures his boss that he managed to stop Guile from taking ''all'' the soldiers. The only ones left thee there are the cook and a cat.cat.
* During Guile's first battle with Bison, this exchange occurs.
-->'''Bison:''' You'll have to do better than that!\
'''Guile:''' Okay!

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!The series in general
* Whenever [[JokeCharacter Dan]] "'''[[FanNickname THE MAN]]'''" [[UnpopularPopularCharacter Hibiki]] (a [[CaptainErsatz knock-off]] of {{Creator/SNK}}'s entire ''VideoGame/ArtOfFighting'' series) shows up, HilarityEnsues. From being an ArrogantKungFuGuy with ''no way'' of backing it up, to being a ChewToy, to his over-the-top yells, quotes, and poses (did we mention that he's the ''only'' character with ''two'' supers consisting ''entirely'' of '''taunting'''?), Dan cranks his role of PluckyComicRelief UpToEleven. In fact, [[LethalJokeCharacter winning with Dan]] counts as ''both'' a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome '''and''' a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}. This has all contributed to his status as a MemeticBadass.
* Akuma's "Heaven" ending in VideoGame/SNKVsCapcomSVCChaos where he confronts GOD himself. He's just an old man drinking tea in his living room.



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* Whenever [[JokeCharacter Dan]] "'''[[FanNickname THE MAN]]'''" [[UnpopularPopularCharacter Hibiki]] (a [[CaptainErsatz knock-off]] of {{Creator/SNK}}'s entire ''VideoGame/ArtOfFighting'' series) shows up, HilarityEnsues. From being an ArrogantKungFuGuy with ''no way'' of backing it up, to being a ChewToy, to his over-the-top yells, quotes, and poses (did we mention that he's the ''only'' character with ''two'' supers consisting ''entirely'' of '''taunting'''?), Dan cranks his role of PluckyComicRelief UpToEleven. In fact, [[LethalJokeCharacter winning with Dan]] counts as ''both'' a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome '''and''' a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}. This has all contributed to his status as a MemeticBadass.
* Akuma's "Heaven" ending in VideoGame/SNKVsCapcomSVCChaos where he confronts GOD himself. He's just an old man drinking tea in his living room.
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** How did Shadaloo fall after Boxer became the boss? He lost the organization in a roulette game. A fixed one.

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** How did Shadaloo fall after Boxer became the boss? He lost the organization in a roulette game. A fixed one.one.
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* After Guile and the entire army leave to stop Bison, the deputy secretary assures his boss that he managed to stop Guile from taking ''all'' the soldiers. The only ones left thee are the cook and a cat.
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* Ken, in "The Hand That Feeds You": "Oh Guile, that color is YOU!"
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ2BxI_twLU These]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0UfIb5wIJw videos]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzmjaBl2cBE pretty much]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPmMotM5qc show]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jecMkyr54nM them all]].

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ2BxI_twLU These]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0UfIb5wIJw videos]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzmjaBl2cBE pretty much]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPmMotM5qc show]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jecMkyr54nM pretty much]] show them all]].all.

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* Two of the ways Escher summons Guile to his headquarters for a new mission. In one episode, someone knocks on Guile's door and when he answers it, he merely finds some sandwiches which spell "SF" (for "Street Fighter"). In another episode, someone throws a dummy out of a moving car; Guile grumbles "Someone's a real practical joker, and I know who.", just as the dummy's eyes spell "SF".
* There's something funny about how often Guile resorts to his Sonic Boom attack, even in situations that might not be appropriate. In "Keeping the Peace", he uses it to deactivate a bomb.
** Also, in "The Hand That Feeds You", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4weJDQ2la8M&t=1m30s the opening credits aren't even finished]] and he's ''already'' throwing Sonic Booms.
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* "Demon Island", this famous moment:
--> '''Cammy''': Sorry I'm late, colonel. I had a few things to pick up: Portable transponder, electromagnetic field detector, a scandalously small bikini. You've never seen me in a bikini, have you, colonel? I brought some suntan lotion, too. And you have such nice strong hands.\\
'''Guile''': I, uh... ''(mumbles)'' uh, thanks. I guess. ''(takes Cammy's bag)''\\
'''Dee Jay''': ''(takes Cammy's bag from Guile)'' Wouldn't want you to strain your hands, mon.\\
''(Blanka gives him a teasing smile)''\\
'''Guile''': Just get in the plane!

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ2BxI_twLU These]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0UfIb5wIJw videos]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzmjaBl2cBE pretty much]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPmMotM5qc show]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jecMkyr54nM them all]].
** Admittedly it's ManipulativeEditing, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0UfIb5wIJw&t=6m42s the moment when Ken lands face first in the mud and just lays there for a few seconds]] (taken from "The World's Greatest Warrior") is hilarious.



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ2BxI_twLU These]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0UfIb5wIJw videos]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzmjaBl2cBE pretty much]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPmMotM5qc show]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jecMkyr54nM them all]].
** Admittedly it's ManipulativeEditing, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0UfIb5wIJw&t=6m42s the moment when Ken lands face first in the mud and just lays there for a few seconds]] (taken from "The World's Greatest Warrior") is hilarious.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ2BxI_twLU These]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0UfIb5wIJw videos]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzmjaBl2cBE pretty much]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfPmMotM5qc show]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jecMkyr54nM them all]].
** Admittedly In the same episode, the scene with Zangief confronting Sagat in Bison's office. It's so odd the way it's ManipulativeEditing, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0UfIb5wIJw&t=6m42s the moment when Ken lands face first executed.
--> '''Zangief''': What are you doing?!\\
'''Sagat''': ''(sitting
in the mud and just lays there for a few seconds]] (taken Bison's chair)'' Seeing how it feels. Bison may not return from "The World's Greatest Warrior") is hilarious.his little bloodhunt for Guile. Even if he DOES, he may find things changed.\\
'''Zangief''': You'll have to deal with me first, Sagat!\\
'''Sagat''': My pleasure, OAF!\\
''(suddenly, a bomb planted on the ceiling fan explodes, sending the two flying across the room)''
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* Chun-Li's WTF face on page 17 of the Street Fighter & Friends 2017 Swimsuit Special after Karin tosses her cone away.
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* Whenever [[JokeCharacter Dan]] "'''[[FanNickname THE MAN]]'''" [[UnpopularPopularCharacter Hibiki]] (a [[CaptainErsatz knock-off]] of {{SNK}}'s entire ''VideoGame/ArtOfFighting'' series) shows up, HilarityEnsues. From being an ArrogantKungFuGuy with ''no way'' of backing it up, to being a ChewToy, to his over-the-top yells, quotes, and poses (did we mention that he's the ''only'' character with ''two'' supers consisting ''entirely'' of '''taunting'''?), Dan cranks his role of PluckyComicRelief UpToEleven. In fact, [[LethalJokeCharacter winning with Dan]] counts as ''both'' a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome '''and''' a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}. This has all contributed to his status as a MemeticBadass.

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* Whenever [[JokeCharacter Dan]] "'''[[FanNickname THE MAN]]'''" [[UnpopularPopularCharacter Hibiki]] (a [[CaptainErsatz knock-off]] of {{SNK}}'s {{Creator/SNK}}'s entire ''VideoGame/ArtOfFighting'' series) shows up, HilarityEnsues. From being an ArrogantKungFuGuy with ''no way'' of backing it up, to being a ChewToy, to his over-the-top yells, quotes, and poses (did we mention that he's the ''only'' character with ''two'' supers consisting ''entirely'' of '''taunting'''?), Dan cranks his role of PluckyComicRelief UpToEleven. In fact, [[LethalJokeCharacter winning with Dan]] counts as ''both'' a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome '''and''' a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}. This has all contributed to his status as a MemeticBadass.
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*** What makes that scene even more amusing is Claw's reaction; Claw leaves in disgust with Boxer saying, "Wait! Where are you going?! Vega! Come on back here, Vega! Where are you going?! If you don't like your name, I'll give you another one. How about 'Sagat'?"

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*** What makes that scene even more amusing is Claw's reaction; Claw leaves in disgust with Boxer saying, "Wait! Where are you going?! Vega! Come on back here, Vega! Where are you going?! If you don't like your name, I'll give you another one. How about 'Sagat'?"'Shaq'?"
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*** What makes that scene even more amusing is Claw's reaction; Claw leaves in disgust with Boxer saying, "Wait! Where are you going?! Vega! Come on back here, Vega! Where are you going?! If you don't like your name, I'll give you another one. How about 'Shaq'?"

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*** What makes that scene even more amusing is Claw's reaction; Claw leaves in disgust with Boxer saying, "Wait! Where are you going?! Vega! Come on back here, Vega! Where are you going?! If you don't like your name, I'll give you another one. How about 'Shaq'?"'Sagat'?"
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--> '''Bison''': ''[[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!]]'' His "death" was meant to intgratiate his spies with you.'' ''([[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Covers one eye, resembling Sagat's eyepatch]]) ''I guess you didn't [[IncrediblyLamePun see]] that, did you?''

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--> '''Bison''': ''[[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!]]'' His "death" was meant to intgratiate ingratiate his spies with you.'' ''([[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Covers one eye, resembling Sagat's eyepatch]]) ''I guess you didn't [[IncrediblyLamePun see]] that, did you?''
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--> '''Bison''': ''[[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!]] His "death" was meant to intgratiate his spies with you.'' ''([[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Covers one eye, resembling Sagat's eyepatch]]) ''I guess you didn't [[IncrediblyLamePun see]] that, did you?''

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--> '''Bison''': ''[[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!]] COURSE!]]'' His "death" was meant to intgratiate his spies with you.'' ''([[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Covers one eye, resembling Sagat's eyepatch]]) ''I guess you didn't [[IncrediblyLamePun see]] that, did you?''
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--> '''Bison''': ''[[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!]] His "death" was meant to integrate his spies with you.'' ''([[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Covers one eye, resembling Sagat's eyepatch]]) ''I guess you didn't [[IncrediblyLamePun see]] that, did you?''

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--> '''Bison''': ''[[MemeticMutation OF COURSE!]] His "death" was meant to integrate intgratiate his spies with you.'' ''([[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Covers one eye, resembling Sagat's eyepatch]]) ''I guess you didn't [[IncrediblyLamePun see]] that, did you?''
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* "Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in."

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* "Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. [[SkewedPriorities But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.in]]."
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*** And the reason for that? His wife had just filed for divorce, and he didn't want to risk his assets in a lawsuit. Just try and imagine her face if she filed the lawsuit for the Boxer assets and instead had to deal with the Dictator!

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*** And the reason for that? His wife had just filed for divorce, and he didn't want to risk his assets in a lawsuit. Just try and imagine her face if she filed the a lawsuit for the Boxer Boxer's assets and instead had to deal with the Dictator!
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*** What makes that scene even more amusing is Claw's reaction; Claw leaves in disgust with Boxer saying, "Wait! Where are you going?! Vega! Come on back here, Vega! Where are you going?! If you don't like your new name, I'll give you another one. How about 'Shaq'?"

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*** What makes that scene even more amusing is Claw's reaction; Claw leaves in disgust with Boxer saying, "Wait! Where are you going?! Vega! Come on back here, Vega! Where are you going?! If you don't like your new name, I'll give you another one. How about 'Shaq'?"
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*** What makes that scene even more amusing is Claw's reaction; Claw leaves in disgust with Boxer asking, "Hey! Where are you going?! Vega! Come on back here, Vega! Where are you going?! If you don't like your new name, I'll give you another one. How about 'Shaq'?"

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*** What makes that scene even more amusing is Claw's reaction; Claw leaves in disgust with Boxer asking, "Hey! saying, "Wait! Where are you going?! Vega! Come on back here, Vega! Where are you going?! If you don't like your new name, I'll give you another one. How about 'Shaq'?"
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** The explanation for the name switcheroo between Boxer, Claw and Dictator: they all originally had the Japanese names (Claw was Balrog, Dictator was Vega, and Boxer not only was M. Bison, but [[InsistentTerminology the movie makes a point of calling him "Mike Bison"]]. Or, in his father's words, "Michael ''the real'' Bison)... Then ''Mike Bison won Balrog and Vega's names in a poker game, made the Claw into Vega, Dictator into the new Mike Bison, and himself into Balrog, and '''had it filmed'''''.
*** What sells it even more is their reactions: the new Bison [[ActuallyPrettyFunny looks amused]], and the new Vega leaves in disgust with the man who won just his old name in a poker game asking if he didn't like it.
*** And the reason for that? His wife had just filed for divorce, and he didn't want to risk his assets in a lawsuit. Just try and imagine her face if she filed the lawsuit for the 'old' Mike Bison's assets and instead had to deal with [[BigBad the new one]]...
** How did Shadaloo fell after Balrog became the boss? He lost the organization in a roulette game. A fixed one.

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** The explanation for the name switcheroo rotation between Boxer, Claw and Dictator: they Dictator. They all originally had the Japanese names (Claw was Balrog, "Balrog", Dictator was Vega, "Vega", and Boxer not only was M. Bison, but [[InsistentTerminology the movie makes a point of calling him "Mike Bison"]]. Or, in his father's words, "Michael ''the real'' Bison)... Then ''Mike Bison Bison"). Boxer won Balrog and Vega's the names of Dictator and Claw in a poker game, made and then switched the names around, choosing to rename Claw into Vega, as "Vega", Dictator into the new Mike Bison, as "Mike Bison" and himself into Balrog, and '''had it filmed'''''.
as "Balrog". He actually deliberately asked to '''have the entire name switcheroo filmed'''.
*** What sells it makes that scene even more amusing is their reactions: the new Bison [[ActuallyPrettyFunny looks amused]], and the new Vega Claw's reaction; Claw leaves in disgust with the man who won just his old name in a poker game asking if he didn't Boxer asking, "Hey! Where are you going?! Vega! Come on back here, Vega! Where are you going?! If you don't like it.
your new name, I'll give you another one. How about 'Shaq'?"
*** And the reason for that? His wife had just filed for divorce, and he didn't want to risk his assets in a lawsuit. Just try and imagine her face if she filed the lawsuit for the 'old' Mike Bison's Boxer assets and instead had to deal with [[BigBad the new one]]...
Dictator!
** How did Shadaloo fell fall after Balrog Boxer became the boss? He lost the organization in a roulette game. A fixed one.
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--> '''Ken:'''''(looks like he's throwing an uppercut)'' '''SHOOOOOO...''' ''(is actually playing craps in a casino)''[[Film/JerryMaguire ...ow me the money!!!]]\\
'''Eliza:''' ''(facepalms)'' Oh God, Ken, you did ''not'' just do that...

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--> '''Ken:'''''(looks like he's throwing an uppercut)'' '''SHOOOOOO...''' ''(is actually playing craps in a casino)''[[Film/JerryMaguire ...ow me the money!!!]]\\
'''Eliza:''' ''(facepalms)'' Oh my God, Ken, you did ''not'' just do say that...

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* When a brainwashed Cammy escapes with Bison:
--> '''Cammy''': Nicely done, love. Here, give us a big kiss. ''(plants one on Bison)''\\
'''Guile''': ''(shakes his hands)'' NOOOOO!!!

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* In "The Hammer Strikes", T. Hawk wants to face The Satin Hammer alone, and tries to rationalize with:
--> '''T. Hawk''': Maybe I can talk some sense into her!... ''May''be.

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-->'''Bison:''' Not having your sense of morals, I had to weight the pros and cons of saving you.
-->'''Guile:''' And?
-->'''Bison:''' Self-preservation ''narrowly'' won out over the pleasure of watching you burn.

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-->'''Bison:''' -->'''Guile''': Seems you had to... ''think'' about it.\\
'''Bison:'''
Not having your sense of morals, I had to weight the pros and cons of saving you.
-->'''Guile:''' And?
-->'''Bison:'''
you.\\
'''Guile:''' And?\\
'''Bison:'''
Self-preservation ''narrowly'' won out over the pleasure of watching you burn.

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