History Funny / SteinsGate

'''Daru:''' How about I just split the difference: "Okarin is a pervert."\\

** In the Funimation dub, instead of GratuitousEnglish, he tries to [[Film/{{Airplane}} speak jive.]]

* In Faris' ending, Okabe "loses" his ability to play Rai-Net (which he really never had, thanks to his RippleEffectProofMemory)[[note]]In this timeline, Faris' father is still alive, Okabe and Faris met at a Rai-Net tournament, and Okabe never met Mayuri, Daru, or Kurisu, thus the lab was never formed[[/note]]. They try and play some games, which of course he does terrible at.

* In the middle of a serious scene with Moeka:

* In Faris' ending, Okabe [[spoiler: has "lost" his ability to play Rai-Net (which he really never had, thanks to his RippleEffectProofMemory)[[note]]In this timeline, Faris' father is still alive, Okabe and Faris met at a Rai-Net tournament, and Okabe never met Mayuri, Daru, or Kurisu, thus the lab was never formed[[/note]]]]. They try and play some games, which of course he does terrible at.

-->'''Mayuri:''' On no! Okarin is broken.

** Faris also reveals that immediately after she confessed to him he kissed her and they currently live together, leading Okabe to wonder if he was always "really that good with women".

-->'''Okabe:''' Urushibara Ruka. Delicate as an orchid, fair as a cherry blossom, the personification of feminine grace. [[DudeLooksLikeALady And a dude]]. Tall as a willow, slender as a reed... a dude. Radiant in [[{{Miko}} shrine vestments]]. Dude. The sun dips low in a rosy sky, cicadas buzz... Ruka... is a dude.

* In the middle of a serious scene with Moeka, Okabe says:

** Faris also reveals that after she confessed to him in this timeline, he kissed her, and they live together, leading Okabe to wonder if he was always "really that good with women".

* In Faris' ending, Okabe [[spoiler: has "lost" his ability to play Rai-Net (which he really never had, thanks to his RippleEffectProofMemory)[[note]]In this timeline, Faris' father is still alive, Okabe and Faris met at a Rai-Net tournament, and Okabe never met Mayuri or Daru, thus preventing the formation of the lab[[/note]]]]. They try and play some games, which of course he does terrible at.

* In Faris' ending, Okabe [[spoiler: has "lost" his ability to play Rai-Net (which he really never had, thanks to his RippleEffectProofMemory)]]. They try and play some games, which of course he does terrible at.

* In Faris' ending, Okabe has "lost" his ability to play Rai-Net (which he really never had, thanks to his RippleEffectProofMemory). They try and play some games, which of course he does terrible at.

* In Faris' ending, [[spoiler:Okabe has "lost" his ability to play Rai-Net (which he really never had, thanks to his RippleEffectProofMemory).]] They try and play some games, which of course he does terrible at.

** The first one has the [[BuffySpeak computer upa AI thing]] help out [[LethalChef Kurisu]] cook. Both Okabe and Daru react [[OhCrap appropriately]]. It leads to them making chocolate burritos which Okabe tries to force Daru to try first. It ends in Obake admitting they taste great.
** The third one has Nae calling out Obake and Daru on their limited wardrobe, causing them to ask Kurisu for a make over. When she has the computer Upa help. It creates some really ridiculous outfits for Daru. And for the audience and Kurisu's shock, some outfits that ''really'' [[SheCleansUpNicely fit Okabe]] to the point Kurisu can't breathe.

* The Somei Eichi no Cognitive Computing shorts are usually very amusing
** The first one has the [[BuffySpeak computer upa AI thing]] help out [[LethalChef Kurisu]] cook. Both Okabe and Daru react [[OhCrap appropriately]]. It leads to them making chocolate burritos which Okabe tries to force Daru to try first. It ends in Obake admitting they taste great.
** The third one has Nae calling out Obake and Daru on their limited wardrobe, causing them to ask Kurisu for a make over. When she has the computer Upa help. It creates some really ridiculous outfits for Daru. And for the audience and Kurisu's shock, some outfits that ''really'' [[SheCleansUpNicely fit Okabe]] to the point Kurisu can't breathe.

* In Faris' ending, [[spoiler:Okabe has "lost" his ability to play Rai-Net (which he never had, thanks to his RippleEffectProofMemory). They try and play a game, which of course he does terrible at.]]

* Okabe using his Reading Steiner ability to mess with Kirisu in an optional phonecall:

'''Kurisu:''' [[IResembleThatRemark I'm not a tsundere! *shove*]]

-->'''Mayushii:''' Small boobies will have their day!\\

** The first one has the [[BuffySpeak computer upa AI thing]] help out [[LethalChef Kirisu]] cook. Both Okabe and Daru react [[OhCrap appropriately]]. It leads to them making chocolate burritos which Okabe tries to force Daru to try first. It ends in Obake admitting they taste great.
** The third one has Nae calling out Obake and Daru on their limited wardrobe, causing them to ask Kirisu for a make over. When she has the computer Upa help. It creates some really ridiculous outfits for Daru. And for the audience and Kirisu's shock, some outfits that really fit [[SheCleansUpNicely Okabe]] to the point Kurisu can't breathe.

'''Okabe:''' ''[in Japanese]'' I guess I have no choice... ''[switches to English]'' I am mad scientist! United States! Chaooooossss! And invade![[EvilLaugh *begins to laugh maniacally*]]

* After receiving a text, Okabe runs back to the Lab, then walks in on Mayushii and Kirisu in the shower. He's booted out, and then pulls out his phone...

* Daru looks at [[DudeLooksLikeALady Ruka]] in drag and states to Okabe "Balls or not man, I would so hit that."

* In the TrueEnding, [[spoiler: when Okabe encounters Beta World Suzuha]]:
-->[[spoiler: '''Beta!Suzuha''']]: There lies a worldline unaffected by any attractor field. A worldline knows as [[ArcWords Steins Gate.]]
--> '''Okabe:''' But that's the chunni name I pulled out of my ass! It doesn't even mean anything!
* In Faris' ending, [[spoiler: Okabe has "lost" his ability to play Rai-Net (which he never had, thanks to his RippleEffectProofMemory). They try and play a game, which of course he does terrible at.]]
-->'''Faris:''' I didn't think you'd get this poopy, ''nya''...
-->'''Okabe:''' [[WellExcuseMePrincess Well, excuse me for being poopy]].

* In a bit of BlackComedy, during the final sequence of events, after Okabe [[spoiler: allows himself to be stabbed by Nakabachi]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext he threatens to massacre everyone, including Kurisu.]] Despite this, she still worries for his safety, much to his amazement. Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming]] moment.

-->'''Mayuri''': On no! Okarin is broken."

--> '''Daru''': What do you want the text message to say?
--> '''Okabe''': How about "Christina is a pervert."
--> '''Kurisu''': Don't go pushing your luck jerkwad.
--> '''Daru''': How about I just split the difference: "Okarin is a pervert."
--> '''Okabe''': What!?
--> '''Kurisu''': Atta boy! Good thinking!
--> '''Daru''': Firing torpedoes, captain!

--> '''Kurisu''': "I-I'm not... I'm not grateful to you. I'm just being polite..."
--> '''Okabe''': What kind of tsundere is that?
--> '''Kurisu''': [[IResembleThatRemark I'm not a tsundere! *shove*]]

-->'''Mayushii:''' Small boobies will have their day!
-->''Kurisu [[SpitTake chokes on her drink.]]''

--> '''Kurisu''': "Screw you future me!"

--> '''Okabe (In English)''': [[SurprisinglyGoodEnglish Hey Mister, I am Mad Scientist! It's so cool! Sonuvabitch.]]

--> '''Okabe''': Word to your mother!
--> '''Suzuha''': I cannot believe you just said 'word to your mother' to this guy, you freak.

--> '''Daru''': "Have you considered giving the wisdom between these pages a try?"
--> '''Okabe''': "That's a hentai game strategy guide, jackass!"

* In episode 23, Daru consistently being confused and looking for a different person in the background whenever [[spoiler: Suzuha refers to him as her dad, thinking that she must be talking to someone else. Poor guy doesn't have a clue.]]
* Episode 25: The return of GratuitousEnglish Okabe, only this time he tries on American airport security. It goes slightly less well.
--> '''Security Guard (In English)''': "What's your purpose here?"
--> '''Okabe (in Japanese)''': "I guess I have no choice..." (switches to English) "I am mad scientist! United States! Chaooooossss! And invade![[EvilLaugh *begins to laugh maniacally*]]
--> [[GilliganCut Cut to Okabe being handcuffed.]]

--> '''Kurisu''': "...I watched you get out of the stupid cab, you big faker."
--> ''Okabe's taxi zooms past them in the background.''

-->'''Okabe:''' "It's me. We have a problem. I'm under attack from Mongolian Spot and Ditzy sisters. They're going directly after my sanity, a bold move against the insane mad scientist Hououin Kyouma.
-->"This is the strongest offensive I've encountered so far. I realize now that vulnerability itself can be a powerful weapon. They're pulling out all the stops, and I don't think my pants can take it.
-->"Give in to the temptation? Nonsense. I could never do that. They're fellow lab members, my loyal assistant and my childhood friend.
-->"...Must I? Is it truly the will of Steins Gate that I give in? That I raise my hand against my closest companions? If so... then how cruel the fates be!
-->"El... Psy... Kongroo!"

* Episode 18: Kurisu recognizing that Okabe is a virgin.

--> '''Kurisu''': "I watched you get out of the stupid cab, you big faker."

* Daru looks at [[DudeLooksLikeALady Ruka]] in drag and states to Okabe "Balls or not man, I would so hit that."
* In episode 23, Daru consistently being confused and looking for a different person in the background whenever [[spoiler: Suzuha refers to him as her dad, thinking that she must be talking to someone else. Poor guy doesn't have a clue.]]