History Funny / StarTrekEnterprise

* Trip tries to ask Kov about Vulcan mating rituals in a discreet manner, and Kov straight-up asks if he means sex [[NoIndoorVoice loud enough to garner looks from nearby crewmembers]], much to Trip's embarrassment.

* After the action's over, T'Pol has the key to free Archer from some handcuffs, and he graciously asks her to unlock him. However, first she asks him to clarify all of those "nice" things he told the Ferengi about her while she was (supposedly) unconscious. You can see Archer think, "Oh, now you have a sense of humor."

* The Novan's word for nonsense/lies is "shale", which actually means soft sedimentary rock.

-->'''Hoshi''': ''Ponfo mirann''.

* Trip comparing Reed's tactical alert klaxon to a bunch of cats making noises.

* In a BlackComedy way, the opening is ActuallyPrettyFunny, especially with all the uplifting music from ''[[Film/StarTrekFirstContact First Contact]]'' playing right before [[MoodWhiplash things take a turn decidedly for the worse]]:

* In a somewhat dark way, Archer's "Dafuq?" expression when a delirious Novakovich yells at him to go to hell.

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-->'''T'pol (deer-in-headlights face):''' ''...I beg your pardon?''

--->'''T'pol:''' From my perspective, this was the story of an individual persecuted by humans.

--->'''T'pol:''' In many ways, the film seemed quite prophetic. The reaction of the villagers, for example. It was similar to the reception Vulcans received after landing on Earth.

--->'''T'pol:''' Nevertheless, many humans reacted with fear and anger.

--->'''T'pol:''' I'm going to recommend that Ambassador Soval watch the film.

--->'''T'pol:''' I believe it would help Vulcans who've recently arrived on Earth. ''[Trip gives Archer a "YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe" face]''

--->'''T'pol:''' On the contrary. I'm looking forward to ''Bride of Frankenstein.''

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* During the climactic fight between the landing party and the cowboys, T'Pol is caught and used as a [[HumanShield Vulcan Shield]] by one of the cowboys against Reed. What does Reed do? [[spoiler:[[ShootTheHostage Stun T'Pol so she goes down]], THEN stun the distracted cowboy.]] It's both awesome AND hilarious.
** Reed's shrug before [[spoiler:stunning the cowboy]] makes it better.

* The look on Trip's face when T'Pol explains that [[spoiler:having sex with him]] was just an "experiment," and the line "I don't appreciate being compared to lab rat!"

* Trip suggesting that Archer should keep [[spoiler:the Klingon ridges]] because they make him looking intimidating, and Archer's expression right after.

-->'''Solkar''': Live long, and prosper. (''he gives the Vulcan salute'')
-->(''Cochrane tries to imitate the salute and fails. The background music segues discordantly into a darker theme as Cochrane reaches into his coat, pulls out a shotgun, and shoots the ambassador'')
-->'''Grizzled Old Man''': Board their ship! Take everything you can!
-->(''Yelling savagely, the crowd charges up the ramp into the Vulcan ship, guns blazing. We fade out to the modified opening credits...'')
* Mirror!Archer being startled by the Tholian pulling a JumpScare in the decon chamber.

--->'''Mirror!Archer''': (''to Tholian prisoner'') Tell me what I want to know.
--->(''Tholian speaks'')
--->'''Mirror!Hoshi''': (''translating for Mirror!Archer'') Something about [[YourMom your "maternal ancestor."]]

* Mirror!Hoshi finding Mirror!Archer wearing a green wraparound tunic.
* While Mirror!T'Pol is trying to persuade Mirror!Phlox to help her and Mirror!Soval kill Mirror!Archer, Mirror!Soval eagerly tells Mirror!Phlox "Don't forget the women!"
* During the ''Avenger'''s attack on the ''Defiant'', Mirror!Archer, at one point, is seen in the captain's chair with his head in his clenched fists.

-->'''Paxton''': It's not worth it, Romeo. Juliet's in good hands. The two star-crossed lovers. I can't help but wonder whether your little drama will end happier than that famous double suicide in a medieval tomb.
-->'''Trip''': Who the hell are you?
-->'''Paxton''': John Frederick Paxton. I run this facility.
-->'''Trip''': Not for long.
-->'''Paxton''': [[DeadpanSnarker You're right there, Commander. My mining business is about to take a turn for the worse.]]

--->'''Trip''': You're behind this.
--->'''Paxton''': "Behind this?" No. I lead this, and proudly too.
* Paxton denies Trip's request to see [[spoiler:his and T'Pol's daughter]] with a brief but grand speech:
-->'''Paxton''': No. And "no" is a word that Starfleet better get used to hearing from now on. Because up until today, it's always been "yes," hasn't it? "Yes, yes, go right ahead. Roam the stars." "Yes, inform potentially hostile species of the whereabouts of Earth." "Yes, entrust the entire future of our world to non-human creatures who don't even feel like we do." "Yes, promote the total degradation of mankind by encouraging alien-human relations!" Well, "yes" is a word that ends here and now!

* After Josiah insults [[spoiler:baby Elizabeth]] and Trip stands up, clearly about to go full-on [[spoiler:PapaWolf]], Josiah tells him to "[[BringIt Go ahead]]." Trip pauses for a moment, then calmly tells him "Okay" and decks the bastard. Also qualifies as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.

--->'''Travis''': Bypassing auto flight control. Switching to manual!
--->'''Reed''': At this speed?!

--->'''Reed''': [[SarcasmMode Well, that was fun. Can we do it again?]]

-->'''Reed''': Thirty-two. [...] This is the thirty-second planet I've set foot on.
-->'''Phlox''': Two hundred and forty-eight.

* The episode starts with the bridge officers talking about Archer's speech, musing about how he'll go out of his way to avoid taking credit for his (absolutely essential) role in forming TheFederation. A moment, later, Archer wanders in, PADD in hand, grumbling that no matter how he words his speech, it sounds like he's trying to take credit for everything. You can almost hear Malcolm thinking "Called it!"

-->'''Riker''': (''to Troi, about Archer's quarters'') Our brig is bigger than this.

** On the NX-01's bridge, Troi sits in the captain's chair and comments that it's "comfy," followed by Riker noting there's no chair for the first officer.

-->'''Troi''': He's cute.
-->'''Riker''': Don't get any ideas.

-->'''Troi''': Can I give you a raincheck?
-->'''Data''': [[LiteralMinded You may check me for rain if you like, Counselor, but I assure you, there is no water in my]]--
-->(''Door chimes'')

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* Unless you're watching ''Enterprise'' first, before any other ''Star Trek'' of any kind, anytime T'Pol says "The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is impossible" is likely to elicit anything from a fit of giggles to gales of laughter to a desire to pat her on the head and say "Oh, T'Pol, my sweet summer child."[[note]]"Sweet summer child" is a ''Series/GameOfThrones'' meme used to call someone naive, coming from the fact that in the series, seasons last for years, so a "summer child" is a kid who's only experienced the summer.[[/note]]
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* Unless you're watching ''Enterprise'' first, before any other ''Star Trek'' of any kind, anytime T'Pol says "The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is impossible" is likely to elicit anything from a fit of giggles to gales of laughter to a desire to pat her on the head and say "Oh, T'Pol, my sweet summer child."

* Some mad genius out there took the ''Enterprise'' intro and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4IlgtwHmA replaced the music]] with the theme from ''Series/PerfectStrangers.'' It fits so well thematically, many fans call it an ''improvement.''
** And then someone [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8urmYZ8CiU did the opposite]] and put the ''Enterprise'' theme over the ''Perfect Strangers'' intro. Also a hilariously perfect fit.

* T'Pol dressing down Trip like a stern schoolteacher after finding out about [[MrSeahorse his pregnancy]]:

** Poor Sanitation Officer Tucker:

* During Movie Night, Phlox spots Trip crying his eyes out, and Trip tells him "Somethin' in my eye."

* After the action's over, T'Pol has the key to free Archer from some handcuffs, and he graciously asks her to unlock him. However, first she asks him to clarify all of those "nice" things he told the Ferengi about her while she was (supposedly) unconscious. You can see Archer think "Oh, now you have a sense of humor."

* Phlox's half-asleep ramblings.

* For a lot of fans, the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQCfLMXsG4g gazelle speech]] goes here for [[Narm/StarTrek Narm]] reasons.

* The scene in Archer's dream at the cemetery.
* The bat-chasing in Sickbay.

-->'''Feezal:''' [[DoubleEntendre Insert the thick end into this opening.]] It'll automatically program the frequency. You can pull it out now. ''[smiles at him]''

* Reed's dream about flirting with T'Pol after waking up in Sickbay.

* The episode opens with both Tucker and Archer choking on their dinner from shock. It soon transpires that T'Pol was concerned they were suffering from "lack of sexual activity", and asked the two of them with typical vulcan bluntness

* Trip's B-plot, in which Mrs. Phlox #2 starts flirting with him as soon as she comes aboard, even in front of Phlox. When Trip finally decides to come clean to Phlox about what's going on, Phlox surprises him by ''encouraging'' the affair, meaning that Trip's worrying was AllForNothing.

-->'''T'pol:''' From my perspective, this was the story of an individual persecuted by humans.
-->'''Trip:''' That's one way of looking at it.
-->'''T'pol:''' In many ways, the film seemed quite prophetic. The reaction of the villagers, for example. It was similar to the reception Vulcans received after landing on Earth.
-->'''Archer:''' I don't recall anyone greeting a Vulcan ambassador with torches and pitchforks.
-->'''T'pol:''' Nevertheless, many humans reacted with fear and anger.
-->'''Archer:''' They didn't know what to expect.
-->'''T'pol:''' I'm going to recommend that Ambassador Soval watch the film.
-->'''Trip:''' ...you're kidding.
-->'''T'pol:''' I believe it would help Vulcans who've recently arrived on Earth. ''[Trip gives Archer a "YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe" face]''
-->'''Archer:''' Maybe inviting her to movie night wasn't such a great idea.
-->'''T'pol:''' On the contrary. I'm looking forward to ''Bride of Frankenstein.''

* Phlox about to show Trip his PornStash when the engineer inquires about the Vissians' third gender.

* Trip entering the bridge wearing a Hawaiian shirt in preparation for shore leave on Risa.

'''Archer''': Don't say she didn't warn you.\\

-->'''T'Pol''': If you're wearing that to impress the women on Risa, you may as well stay on board.
-->'''Tucker''': Rule number one--you've got to be seen to get noticed. And I plan on getting noticed.
-->'''Archer''': Don't say she didn't warn you.

* When Loomis gets arrested at the end, [[YouHaveToBelieveMe he's trying to get the police to believe his ranting]] about LizardFolk with RayGuns while he's still groggy from being phaser-stunned, making him sound like an insane hobo. Considering that he'd been kidnapping people for money -- which came from the Xindi-Reptilians who were using the blood from the kidnapped victims to create a bio-weapon to kill everyone on Earth -- it comes with a nice side of LaserGuidedKarma.