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-->'''T'pol (deer-in-headlights face): ''...I beg your pardon?''

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-->'''T'pol (deer-in-headlights face): face):''' ''...I beg your pardon?''

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* The b-plot with Trip trying to get T'pol to watch ''Frankenstein'' movies with the rest of the crew is a lot of fun. But when Archer gets in on it, we get this gem:
-->'''Archer:''' Tell you what, let's make a night of it. Dinner in the Captain's Mess eighteen hundred, movie at nineteen thirty. You'll be my date!
-->'''T'pol (deer-in-headlights face): ''...I beg your pardon?''
** Sure enough, T'pol winds up enjoying ''Frankenstein,'' and offers an analysis that makes one long for more Vulcan movie reviews.
-->'''T'pol:''' From my perspective, this was the story of an individual persecuted by humans.
-->'''Trip:''' That's one way of looking at it.
-->'''T'pol:''' In many ways, the film seemed quite prophetic. The reaction of the villagers, for example. It was similar to the reception Vulcans received after landing on Earth.
-->'''Archer:''' I don't recall anyone greeting a Vulcan ambassador with torches and pitchforks.
-->'''T'pol:''' Nevertheless, many humans reacted with fear and anger.
-->'''Archer:''' They didn't know what to expect.
-->'''T'pol:''' I'm going to recommend that Ambassador Soval watch the film.
-->'''Trip:''' ...you're kidding.
-->'''T'pol:''' I believe it would help Vulcans who've recently arrived on Earth. ''[Trip gives Archer a "YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe" face]''
-->'''Archer:''' Maybe inviting her to movie night wasn't such a great idea.
-->'''T'pol:''' On the contrary. I'm looking forward to ''Bride of Frankenstein.''
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-->'''Archer:''' I'll go. My ears aren't as likely to attract gunfire. (''heads off'')
-->'''Soval:''' What is their obsession with our ears?

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-->'''Archer:''' I'll go. My ears aren't as likely to attract gunfire. (''heads off'')
''[heads off]''
-->'''Soval:''' What is their obsession fixation with our ears?
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* Trip's ''hilariously'' horrified reaction when the [[TheSchlubPubSeductionDeduction hot women]] Reed and he followed downstairs turn out to be bat-like shapeshifters.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qEykBfyU58 This]] is an outtake, but it still qualifies.
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* After Josiah insults [[spoiler:baby Elizabeth]] and Trip stands up, clearly about to go full-on [[spoiler:PapaWolf]], Josiah tells him to "[[BringIt Go ahead]]." Trip pauses for a moment, then calmly tells him "Okay" and decks the bastard. Also qualifies as an AwesomeMoment.

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* After Josiah insults [[spoiler:baby Elizabeth]] and Trip stands up, clearly about to go full-on [[spoiler:PapaWolf]], Josiah tells him to "[[BringIt Go ahead]]." Trip pauses for a moment, then calmly tells him "Okay" and decks the bastard. Also qualifies as an AwesomeMoment.a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
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* During Reed and Hayes' big fight, a nameless crewman stumbles upon them. Reed orders him "As you were"...just before Hayes's fist shoots out to send him flying. And the crewman just walks away.

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* During Reed and Hayes' big fight, a nameless crewman stumbles upon them. Reed orders him "As you were"...just before Hayes's fist shoots out to send him flying. And the crewman just winces and walks away.
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* Trip's B-plot, in which Mrs. Phlox #2 starts flirting with him as soon as she comes aboard, even in front of Phlox. When Trip finally decides to come clean to Phlox about what's going on, Phlox surprises him by ''encouraging'' the affair, meaning that Trip's worrying was AllForNothing.




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* An otherwise dark-as-midnight episode has some humor value with Trip being chained up next to an incessant MotorMouth.
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* In a somewhat dark way, Archer's "Dafuq?" expression when a delirious Novakovich yells at him to go to hell.
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--> '''Phlox:''' Well, hmm hmm, I have ''pictures''!
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-->''(Reed and Hayes briefly glance at each other)''


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* Trip and Travis get a couple funny lines while learning how to fly a Xindi-Insectoid shuttle. Especially when Trav [[HadTheSillyThingInReverse accidentally backs it into the wall of the launch bay]].
--> '''Travis:''' I think I found reverse.
-->'''Trip:''' Great, but unless we plan to fly in ass-first, we'd better figure out how to make it go forward.
* And then, when they do get it flying, Trip manages to sideswipe ''Enterprise''.
--> '''Trip:''' Sorry!
-->'''Archer:''' No problem. I'll send you the bill.
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* Some mad genius out there took the ''Enterprise'' intro and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4IlgtwHmA replaced the music]] with the theme from ''Series/PerfectStrangers.'' It fits so well thematically, many fans call it an ''improvement.''
** And then someone [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8urmYZ8CiU did the opposite]] and put the ''Enterprise'' theme over the ''Perfect Strangers'' intro. Also a hilariously perfect fit.
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* T'Pol, even after getting drugged and tortured by the Suliban, wonders what Archer is doing on the ceiling rather than on a monitor.
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* Trip tries to ask Kov about Vulcan mating rituals in a discreet manner, and Kov straight-up asks if he means sex [[NoIndoorVoice loud enough to garner looks from nearby crewmembers]], much to Trip's embarrassment.
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* During Movie Night, Phlox spots Trip crying his eyes out, and Trip tells him "Somethin' in my eye."
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--->'''Mirror!Hoshi''': (''translating for Mirror!Archer'') Something about your "maternal ancestor."

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--->'''Mirror!Hoshi''': (''translating for Mirror!Archer'') Something about [[YourMom your "maternal ancestor."
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* The look Archer makes after Hoshi cautions him to keep Porthos out of sight while the Tellarites are aboard ''Enterprise'' because Tellarites consider canines a delicacy. He then looks at Porthos, who hides his face.

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* The look Archer makes Archer's expression after Hoshi cautions him to keep Porthos out of the Tellarites' sight while the Tellarites are aboard ''Enterprise'' because Tellarites consider canines a delicacy. He then looks at Porthos, who hides his face.



* Gral's reply after Archer suggests he and Shran should act more like humans in order to deal with the Romulan marauder:
-->'''Gral''': And you said you wouldn't be insulting.



* After Trip and Reed escape from the Romulan drone ship and are beamed back aboard ''Enterprise'', Trip {{troll}}s Reed.

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* After Trip and Reed escape from the Romulan drone ship marauder and are beamed back aboard ''Enterprise'', Trip {{troll}}s Reed.



-->'''Reed''': (''shocked'') I saved your life! If you put a reprimand in my file, it could be years before I'm even eligible for-- (''sees Trip's growing grin'') Are you pulling my leg?
-->'''Trip''': (''finally laughing openly now'') Malcolm, you're just such an easy target.

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-->'''Reed''': (''shocked'') I saved your life! If you put a reprimand in my file, it could be years before I'm even eligible for-- (''sees Trip's growing grin'') Trip starting to grin and laugh'') Are you pulling my leg?
-->'''Trip''': (''finally laughing (''laughing openly now'') Malcolm, you're just such an easy target.
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* Archer and Robinson get into a BarBrawl, and what is Trip's first thought? "Save the beer!" Priorities in order.

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* Archer getting all those fighting tips , especially the one from the Tellarite:

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* Archer getting all those fighting tips , tips, especially the one from the Tellarite:




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* After Trip and Reed escape from the Romulan drone ship and are beamed back aboard ''Enterprise'', Trip {{troll}}s Reed.
-->'''Trip''': Thanks for what you did back there.
-->'''Reed''': Yeah, you would've done the same for me.
-->'''Trip''': No, you took a big chance. Which makes what I have to do all the more difficult. (''{{beat}}'') I'm putting you on report.
-->'''Reed''': You're what?
-->'''Trip''': You disobeyed a direct order.
-->'''Reed''': (''shocked'') I saved your life! If you put a reprimand in my file, it could be years before I'm even eligible for-- (''sees Trip's growing grin'') Are you pulling my leg?
-->'''Trip''': (''finally laughing openly now'') Malcolm, you're just such an easy target.

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* The look Archer makes after Hoshi cautions him to keep Porthos out of sight while the Tellarites are aboard ''Enterprise'' because Tellarites consider canines a delicacy. He then looks at Porthos, who hides his face.
* After Trip remarks how nice it is to be able to speak one's mind for a change, Archer firmly asks him if he feels he can't be straight with the rest of the crew. Trip thinks Archer is practicing his Tellarite, but Archer's [[DisapprovingLook expression]] suggests otherwise, so he makes a quick exit out of the mess hall. Once Trip is gone, Archer smiles in amusement, meaning he was {{troll}}ing Trip the whole time.
** Immediately followed by this exchange:
--->'''Archer''': When in Rome.
--->'''T'Pol''': I beg your pardon?
--->'''Archer''': Forget it.

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[[AC:Broken Bow, Part 1]]Parts 1 & 2]]



* This little gem during the Starfleet officers' conference with the Vulcans regarding Klaang:

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* This little gem during the Starfleet officers' admirals' conference with the Vulcans regarding Klaang:



-->'''Archer''': Volatile? You have no idea how much I'm restraining myself from knocking you on your ass!

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-->'''Archer''': Volatile? [[TranquilFury You have no idea how much I'm restraining myself from knocking you on your ass!ass!]]



-->'''T'Pol''': I was instructed to speak English during this voyage, and I'd appreciate it if you'd respect that.

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-->'''T'Pol''': [[InsultBackfire I was instructed to speak English during this voyage, and I'd appreciate it if you'd respect that.]]



---> '''Hoshi''': I think he's right, Captain, unless "stinky boots" has anything to do with all of this?

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---> '''Hoshi''': --->'''Hoshi''': I think he's right, Captain, unless "stinky boots" has anything to do with all of this?




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* Of course, the best exchange from "Broken Bow" is between Trip and Klaang:

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* Of course, the best exchange from "Broken Bow" is between Trip and Klaang:



--->'''T'Pol''': You have your assignments. We'll rendezvous here at nineteen hundred hours, unless the captain wants us to pose for more pictures.

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--->'''T'Pol''': (''to the landing party'') You have your assignments. We'll rendezvous here at nineteen hundred hours, unless the captain wants us to pose for more pictures.



* After expressing to Phlox her distaste for Earth cuisine, T'Pol orders a carbonated water...only for the dispenser to produce black goop.

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* After expressing to Phlox her distaste for Earth cuisine, T'Pol orders a carbonated water...only for the malfunctioning dispenser to produce black goop.



-->'''Trip''': I'm telling you, Captain, I was a complete gentleman the entire time.

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-->'''Trip''': (''to Archer'') I'm telling you, Captain, I was a complete gentleman the entire time.



-->'''T'Pol''': It's been twenty four hours since I took my nasal numbing agent. The cold is preferable to the odour.

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-->'''T'Pol''': It's been twenty four hours since I took my nasal numbing agent. The cold is preferable to the odour. odor.



** Poor Sanitation Officer Tucker.

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** Poor Sanitation Officer Tucker.Tucker:



* Archer suggesting Trip should take a phase pistol with him when he goes to apologize for reading her personal message.

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* Archer suggesting Trip should take a phase pistol with him when he goes to apologize for reading her personal message.
message transmitted from the Vulcan ship.



* Reed dictating a message to his loved ones while Trip is trying to get some sleep.

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* Reed dictating a message letter to his loved ones while Trip is trying to get some sleep.



* After the action's over, T'Pol has the key to free Archer from some handcuffs, and he graciously asks her to unlock him. However, first she asks him to clarify all of those 'nice' things he told the Ferengi about her while she was (supposedly) unconscious... You can see Archer think 'Oh, now you have a sense of humor.'

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* After the action's over, T'Pol has the key to free Archer from some handcuffs, and he graciously asks her to unlock him. However, first she asks him to clarify all of those 'nice' "nice" things he told the Ferengi about her while she was (supposedly) unconscious... unconscious. You can see Archer think 'Oh, "Oh, now you have a sense of humor.'
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* The bat chasing in sickbay.

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* The bat chasing bat-chasing in sickbay.
Sickbay.



* A Vulcan ship is making contact with Enterprise while Archer is away. It turns out that it's just there to deliver a message:
--> Vulcan Captain *utterly confused*: "Cal beat Stan-ford seven to three."

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* A Vulcan ship is making contact with Enterprise ''Enterprise'' while Archer is away.away with T'Pol and Mayweather trying to track down a Vulcan fugitive. It turns out that it's just there to deliver a message:
--> Vulcan Captain *utterly confused*: "Cal -->'''Vulcan Captain''': (''utterly confused'') Cal beat Stan-ford seven to three."
three.



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* Reed and Archer are on a planet with a slightly toxic atmosphere:
-->'''Archer''': Try not to breathe.
-->'''Reed''': I'll try, sir.




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* The look on T'Pol's face when Phlox is watching ''Film/TheCourtJester''.



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* Reed and Archer are on a planet with a slightly toxic atmosphere:
-->'''Archer''': Try not to breathe.
-->'''Reed''': I'll try, sir.
* The look on T'Pol's face when Phlox is watching ''Film/TheCourtJester''.

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* Trip's initial difficulty riding a horse after telling T'Pol [[IKnowMortalKombat he's seen every John Ford western]].
* During the climactic fight between the landing party and the cowboys, T'Pol is caught and used as a [[HumanShield Vulcan Shield]] by one of the cowboys against Reed. What does Reed do? [[spoiler:[[ShootTheHostage Stun T'Pol so she goes down]], THEN stun the distracted cowboy.]] It's both awesome AND hilarious.
** Reed's shrug before [[spoiler:stunning the cowboy]] makes it better.
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-> Vulcan Captain *utterly confused*: "Cal beat Stan-ford seven to three."

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-> --> Vulcan Captain *utterly confused*: "Cal beat Stan-ford seven to three."

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* A Vulcan ship is making contact with Enterprise while Archer is away. It turns out that it's just there to deliver a message:
-> Vulcan Captain *utterly confused*: "Cal beat Stan-ford seven to three."
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* Before heading down to Xantoras to rescue the trapped geologists, Trip's expression after he inquires about waste disposal units and Travis tells him they take out everything they bring in.



* The expression on Hoshi's face when Phlox casually feeds a cute tribble to one of his creatures.

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* The expression on Hoshi's face when Phlox casually feeds a cute tribble to one of his creatures.
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* Trip expressing his annoyance with Phlox's [[ThePollyanna endless optimism]] after ''Enterprise'''s mission is cancelled.

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* Trip entering the bridge wearing a Hawaiian shirt in preparation for shore leave on Risa.
-->'''T'Pol''': If you're wearing that to impress the women on Risa, you may as well stay on board.
-->'''Tucker''': Rule number one--you've got to be seen to get noticed. And I plan on getting noticed.
-->'''Archer''': Don't say she didn't warn you.
* When ''Enterprise'' is ordered to escort Ambassador V'Lar as soon as possible and Archer asks Forrest what the emergency is:
-->'''Forrest''': Well, this may come as a shock to you, Jon, but the Vulcans aren't talking.
-->'''Archer''': Imagine that.
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* The look on Hoshi's face when Phlox feeds a tribble to one of his creatures.

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