History Funny / StarTrekEnterprise

* Let's not forget this little gem from the first episode:

* Of course the best exchange from "Broken Bow" is between Trip and Klaang.

* The Klingons getting a first look at a holodeck.
-->'''Klingon Warrior''' ''I can see my house from here!''

* -->'''Klingon Warrior''' ''I can see my house from here!''

* In "Doctor's Orders": the moment where Phlox trots into sickbay...in the nude. And the whole sequence is basically one "concealment" after another, as he goes about his merry business.

** During Reed and Hayes' big fight, a nameless crewman stumbles upon them. Reed orders him, "As you were," just before Hayes clobbers him. And the crewman just walks away.

-->'''Grish''': Where is the vault? Do you understand me?

-->"Better to insert between the eyes and ''twwwist!''"

-->'''Archer:''' You had (a ''sehlat'') as a pet?[[hottip:*: a ''sehlat'' is a large, saber-toothed bearlike creature]]

-->"Strike! and ''twwwist!''"

* The scene in Archer's dream in "A Night In Sickbay" at the cemetery, that and the bat chasing.

** and after they fail to communicate with him, Grish and Muk debate whether Porthos is Archers next meal, or really the one in charge.

* In ''Cease Fire''.

* Trip's reaction to learning about his probable mating bond with T'Pol in ''Bound'', which makes him immune to Orion pheromones: "I don't know whether to be relieved, or ''reeeeally'' worried..."

-->'''Vulcan Ambassador''': "Live long, and prosper." [He gives the Vulcan hand sign greeting.]
-->[Cochrane tries to imitate his hand signal and fails. The background music segues discordantly into a darker theme. Reaching into his coat, he pulls out a shotgun and shoots the ambassador.]

-->[Yelling savagely, the crowd charges up the ramp, guns blazing. We fade out to the modified opening credits...]
* The expression on Hoshi's face when Dr Phlox casually feeds a cute tribble to one of his creatures.

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* From "Broken Bow", Archer says to T'Pol: "Volatile? You have no idea how much I'm restraining myself from knockin' you on your ass!"
** Also Hoshi cussing out T'Pol.
** And Travis' 'Hey, I found her!' when they start scanning for T'Pol, half a second after she shows up frantically banging on the shuttle door.
* Let's not forget this little gem from the first episode:
--> '''Admiral Leonard''': It's a Kling-ott.
--> '''Tos''': A Kling-''on''.
* Of course the best exchange from "Broken Bow" is between Trip and Klaang.
--> '''Klaang''': <shouts in Klingon>
--> '''Trip''': Well I don't particularly like the way you smell either!
--> '''Klaang''': <rolls eyes>

* In "The Forge":
-->'''Archer:''' You had [a ''sehlat''] as a pet?[[hottip:*: a ''sehlat'' is a large, saber-toothed bearlike creature]]

** And Travis' 'Hey, I found her!' when they start scanning for T'Pol, just before she shows up outside the shuttle.

* The look on T'Pol's face when Phlox is watching ''TheCourtJester''.

-->[Yelling savagely, the crowd charges up the ramp, guns blazing. We fade out to the modified opening credits...]

-->'''Archer:''' I can believe ''that''.

-->'''Archer''' Try not to breathe.
-->'''Malcolm''' I'll try, sir.

--> '''Klaang''': Shouts <in Klingon>

--> '''Klaang''': <does an eye-roll>

* In Shadows of P'Jem, the whole of the scene where Archer and T'Pol are snarking at each other whilst they try to get free of the ropes tying them together. Especially when they fall over and Archer [[ThanksForTheMammary faceplants in T'Pol's boobs.]]

-->'''Archer:''' Still, the reptiles might've come out on top if it hadn't been for a slight disadvantage.

* Basically all of Unexpected, but especially the opening. Archer is in the shower when the grav plating malfunctions and he and the water begin floating upwards. When Malcolm asks if it's caused any inconvience, Archer just casually says 'Oh, no, no, not at all' whilst clinging to the showerhead to stop himself hitting the ceiling. Then a few seconds later they come back online and he falls back to the ground with a weary 'thank you!'

---> '''Trip''' Was that... a joke?
---> '''T'Pol''' Believe me, if I ever decide to make a joke, you'll know it.
* Not quite sure of the exact quote, but one time when Malcolm and Archer are on a planet with a slightly toxic atmosphere, something along the lines of this happens
--> '''Archer''' Just keep breathing Malcolm.
--> '''Malcolm''' I'll try sir.
** I thought it was
-->'''Archer''' Try not to breath.
-->'''Malcolm''' I'll try sir.
** Oops, I do believe you're right.
* From "Broken Bow" Archer says to T'Pol "Volatile? You have no idea how much I'm restraining myself from knockin' you on your ass!"
** Also Hoshi cussing out T'Pol
** And Travis' 'Hey, I found her!' when they start scanning for T'Pol just before she shows up outside the shuttle.
* Let's not forget this little gem from the first episode.

--> '''Tos''': A Kling-on.

-->'''Dolum:''' And what was that?

--> '''Trip''': I don't particularly like the way you smell either!

* From Broken Bow Archer says to T'Pol "Volatile? You have no idea how much I'm restraining myself from knockin' you on your ass!"

-->'''Archer:''' They had brains the size of a walnut. That's very small. Apparently, it's a constant in the universe.

* In Shadows of P'Jem, the whole of the scene where Archer and T'Pol are snarking at each other whilst they try to get free of the ropes tying them together. Especially when they fall over and Archer [[ThanksForTheMammary faceplants in T'Pol's boobs.]]

* The look on T'Pol's face when Phlox is watching ''TheCourtJester''.

** I thought it was -->'''Archer''' Try not to breath.
-->'''I'll try sir.

---> '''Archer:''' I'll go. My ears aren't as likely to attract gunfire.
---> '''Ambassador Soval:''' What is their obsession with our ears?!
---> '''T'Pol:''' I believe they are envious.

---> '''Archer''' Just keep breathing Malcolm.
---> '''Malcolm''' I'll try sir.