History Funny / SpocksWorld

* The scene where they stumble upon a gift shop for tourists that sells snow globes with Mount Seleya inside. [=McCoy=] declares them to be the tackiest thing that he's ever seen, and Spock rebuttals that they were imported from Earth.

* The scene where they stumble upon a gift shop for tourists that sells snow globes with Mount Seleya inside. McCoy declares them to be the tackiest thing that he's ever seen, and Spock rebuttals that they were imported from Earth.
** McCoy then tells Kirk that they have to work even harder to keep Vulcan in the Federation, at least until they share the lesson of how to make a good quality souvenir.

** She once made him laugh so hard that she thought he was having a heart attack and tried to do [=CPR=] on him. This just made him laugh harder, as she was doing chest compressions on his liver.

-->'''Bones:''' "I'm a doctor, not a"
-->'''Kirk:''' "Belay it."

*** Which is permissible under Vulcan debate rules.

* This line from [=McCoy=] to a prejudiced Vulcan author who apparently doesn't know how to translate Terran:
-->Though I must say, I enjoyed your article on the evolution of blood sacrifice in human cultures. That is ''not'' what major-league football is for...
* Amanda's insults toward Sarek [[SlapSlapKiss during their courtship]] when she thinks he's being too smug. This is also true InUniverse, where one of these made Sarek lose his breath from laughing so hard.

* This scene as the PowerTrio are checking into the referendum:
-->"I want popcorn," [=McCoy=] said suddenly.
-->The young woman looked up at him from underneath very pertly slanted brows and said calmly, "No eating in the auditorium, sir. Next?"
-->They headed into the auditorium. Spock was looking bemused: [=McCoy=] was grinning. "You cut it out," Jim said. "Just for that, you're not getting the aisle seat."
-->"Spoilsport."
* Recurring character K's'l'tk opens up the referendum - Vulcans show their respect for diversity by allowing the least humanoid species present to open proceedings, and she's ''a giant glass spider'' - and gets into an argument with an arrogant ("Tenured," [=McCoy=] figures) Vulcan about the very nature of reality itself... which K's'l'tk wins by ''biting that arrogant Vulcan on the leg''.
-->"Fascinating. For someone who on most levels of consideration doesn't exist, you scream with great enthusiasm. And I ''heard'' you too. Better have that looked into."
** Which is permissible under Vulcan debate rules.
-->"...that showed ''him.'' Get all Zen with me..."

* Recurring character K's'l'tk opens up the referendum - Vulcans show their diversity by allowing the least humanoid species present to open proceedings, and she's ''a giant glass spider'' - and gets into an argument with an arrogant ("Tenured," [=McCoy=] figures) Vulcan about the very nature of reality itself... which K's'l'tk wins by ''biting that arrogant Vulcan on the leg''.

** When they get married, the Earth media reports it as "Earth Woman Marries Little Green Man." Amanda's retort to the press is "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar There is nothing little about my husband]]," which she has to explain to Sarek (who starts laughing again).

-->The young woman looked up at him from underneath very pertly slanted brows and said calmly,"No eating in the auditorium, sir. Next?"

-->"...that showed ''him.'' Get all Zen with me..."

** When Sarek and Amanda use test-tube procedures to conceive a child, there's a tense moment among the Vulcan med techs working on making sure the embryo survives. When the process proves successful, the narrator lets us know there was no excessive celebration - they were after all Vulcans - but that "there was an insufferable air of smugness around the labs for the next few months."

-->Fascinating. For someone who on most levels of consideration doesn't exist, you scream with great enthusiasm. And I ''heard'' you too. Better have that looked into.

-->"Spoilsport."

* Amanda's insults toward Sarek [[SlapSlapKiss during their courtship]] when she thinks he's being too smug. This is also true InUniverse, where one of these made Sarek lose his breath from laughing so hard.

* Amanda's insults toward Sarek during their courtship when she thinks he's being too smug. This is also true InUniverse, where one of these made Sarek lose his breath from laughing so hard.

-->Though I must say, I enjoyed your article on the evolution of blood sacrifice in human cultures. That is ''not'' what major-league football is for...

-->"What if these poor children had to reassemble a warp engine by themselves one of these days with only impulse running and a pack of Klingons howling along behind them? They've got the brains for it: would they be on the ''Enterprise'' if they didn't? Best they learn how now. We'll be tidy again in twenty minutes. Or I'll know the reason why!" added Scotty at the top of his voice. The scuttling got much more frantic. Apparently Scotty's crew considered the chief engineer in what Jim had heard them describe as 'one of his moods' to be slightly more dangerous to deal with than mere Klingons.

* This line from [=McCoy=] to a prejudiced Vulcan author who apparently doesn't know how to translate Terrain:

-->"What if these poor children had to reassemble a warp engine by themselves one of these days with only impulse running and a pack of Klingons howling along behind them? They've got the brains for it: would they be on the ''Enterprise'' if they didn't? Best they learn how now. We'll be tidy again in twenty minutes. Or I'll know the reason why!" added Scotty at the top of his voice. The scuttling got much more frantic. Apparently Scotty's crew considered the chief engineer in what Jim had heard them describe as 'one of his moods' to be slightly more dangerous to deal with than mere Klingons.

-->"What if these poor children had to reassemble a warp engine by themselves one of these days with only impulse running and a pack of Klingons howling along behind them? They've got the brains for it: would they be on the ''Enterprise'' if they didn't? Best they learn how now. We'll be tisy again in twenty minutes. Or I'll know the reason why!" added Scotty at the top of his voice. The scuttling got much more frantic. Apparently Scotty's crew considered the chief engineer in what Jim had heard them describe as 'one of his moods' to be slightly more dangerous to deal with than mere Klingons.