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** "Let's see if you know how to ''handle'' it."
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** "Let's "Now let's see if how well you know how to ''handle'' it."
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**I would dare say, in this case, [[NoFourthWall Mel Brooks playing himself twice means that fourth wall was never there in the first place]].
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-->'''Ship computer:''' Thank you for pressing the self destruct button. This ship will self destruct in three minutes.
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* In Spaceball City when Barf and Lone Star are DressingAsTheEnemy they find the guards (whose uniforms they stole) in the hallway in their underwear.
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* In Spaceball City when Barf and Lone Star Starr are DressingAsTheEnemy they find the guards (whose uniforms they stole) in the hallway in their underwear.
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'''Guard 2:''' ''[cowering meekly]'' And beat the shit out of us too!! ''[both then run as Lonestar fires on them]''
** The way Barf stole their uniforms is priceless too--he just waltzes around the corner, [[FlippingTheBird extends his middle finger]], and makes kissing noises at them, provoking them into a fight which he and Lone star handily won.
** The way Barf stole their uniforms is priceless too--he just waltzes around the corner, [[FlippingTheBird extends his middle finger]], and makes kissing noises at them, provoking them into a fight which he and Lone star handily won.
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'''Guard 2:''' ''[cowering meekly]'' And beat the shit out of us too!! ''[both then run as Lonestar Lone Starr fires on them]''
** The way Barf stole their uniforms is priceless too--he just waltzes around the corner, [[FlippingTheBird extends his middle finger]], and makes kissing noises at them, provoking them into a fight which he and Lonestar Starr handily won.
** The way Barf stole their uniforms is priceless too--he just waltzes around the corner, [[FlippingTheBird extends his middle finger]], and makes kissing noises at them, provoking them into a fight which he and Lone
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** A trooper takes off Dot's batteries.
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** A trooper takes off out Dot's batteries.
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* During their duel, Dark Helmet takes a swing at Lone Starr and completely misses, hitting [[NoFourthWall the boom mic operator instead]].
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'''Dark Helmet:''' What the hell am I looking at? When does ''this'' happen in the movie?!\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' [[MindScrew What the hell am I looking at? at?]] When does ''this'' ''[[SurrealHumor this]]'' happen in the movie?!\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''[unfathomably embarrassed]'' KNOCK ON MY DOOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME!!!\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''[unfathomably embarrassed]'' KNOCK '''''KNOCK''' ON MY DOOR! KNOCK DOOR''! '''''KNOCK NEXT TIME!!!\\TIME!!!'''''\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' Did you see anything!?\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' Did Helmet:''' ...did you see anything!?\\
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-->'''Skroob:''' Sandurz, Sandurz, ya gotta help me. I don't what to do, I can't make decisions, [[AcceptableTargets I'm a president!]]
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-->'''Skroob:''' Sandurz, Sandurz, ya gotta help me. I don't what to do, I can't make decisions, [[AcceptableTargets I'm a president!]]president!
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** And by the way, it turns out that [[BrickJoke President Skroob has that combination on his luggage.]] He himself says so. Cue the exchanged glance between Sandurz and Helmet.
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** And by the way, it turns out that [[BrickJoke President Skroob has that combination on his luggage.]] He himself says so. Cue the exchanged glance between Sandurz and Helmet. As they head out to open Druidia's shield, Skroob yells for someone to change the combination on his luggage.
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* The torture scene. Seems a bit far-fetched that torture can be considered funny, but it's the method Dark Helmet intends to torture Vespa; plastic surgery to give her back her old nose, which horrifies both her and the king. And this gets the latter to tell them the combination to access Druidia and its air. The combination is... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5.
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* The torture scene. Seems a bit far-fetched that torture can be considered funny, but it's the method Dark Helmet intends to torture Vespa; he threatens to subject her to plastic surgery to give her back her old nose, which horrifies both her and the king. And this gets the latter to tell them the combination to access Druidia and its air. The combination is... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5.
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** [[http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/Nekagi/thats_not_all_hes_lost.png the look Dark Helmet has on his face]] when he says that last line.
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** [[http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/Nekagi/thats_not_all_hes_lost.png the The look Dark Helmet has on his face]] when he says that last line.
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** And by the way, it turns out that [[BrickJoke President Skroob has that combination on his luggage.]] He himself says so.
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** And by the way, it turns out that [[BrickJoke President Skroob has that combination on his luggage.]] He himself says so. Cue the exchanged glance between Sandurz and Helmet.
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** After the accident is reversed, Skroob insists that he's just going to walk over. It then turns out they literally beamed him in from the next room over.
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** What adds to the hilarity is that when Helmet says this, his real voice is heard even with the mask down.
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* Soon afterwards, Dark Helmet and Lone Starr's Schwartz swords end up trapping the both of them in an awkward fashion.
-->''[Helmet and Starr strike at each other with their swords, only for the two blades to wrap around each other. The dramatic battle music cuts off, and the pair look up at the entangled swords]''
-->'''Helmet:''' ''Shit!'' I ''hate'' it when I get my Schwartz ''twisted!'' Okay, maybe if I...put my leg...up on yours, you know, we could split apart like...
-->''[Helmet puts his foot on Starr's leg]''
-->'''Helmet:''' Good, yeah.
-->'''Lone Starr:''' Right.
-->'''Helmet:''' On three. One, two, three, ''go!''
-->''[They pull apart, each running into the wall behind them before drawing their Schwartz swords again and continuing the duel]''
-->''[Helmet and Starr strike at each other with their swords, only for the two blades to wrap around each other. The dramatic battle music cuts off, and the pair look up at the entangled swords]''
-->'''Helmet:''' ''Shit!'' I ''hate'' it when I get my Schwartz ''twisted!'' Okay, maybe if I...put my leg...up on yours, you know, we could split apart like...
-->''[Helmet puts his foot on Starr's leg]''
-->'''Helmet:''' Good, yeah.
-->'''Lone Starr:''' Right.
-->'''Helmet:''' On three. One, two, three, ''go!''
-->''[They pull apart, each running into the wall behind them before drawing their Schwartz swords again and continuing the duel]''
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* Plus, when they're getting the movie, they go over to a rack containing every previous Creator/MelBrooks movie, lots of ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' films, and ''Franchise/{{Rocky}} I'' through ''Rocky XIV''. Which sets up a subtle BrickJoke that pays off right after Pizza the Hutt's death is announced on the news. "Coming up next, Pongo's review of Rocky Five... ''Thousand''."
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* Plus, when they're getting the movie, they go over to a rack containing every previous Creator/MelBrooks movie, movie (with their cases helpfully turned to face the camera),[[note]] Including the 1983 remake of ''Film/ToBeOrNotToBe'', which Brooks starred in and produced but did not direct.[[/note]] lots of ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' films, and ''Franchise/{{Rocky}} I'' through ''Rocky XIV''. Which sets up a subtle BrickJoke that pays off right after Pizza the Hutt's death is announced on the news. "Coming up next, Pongo's review of Rocky Five... ''Thousand''."
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-->'''Dark Helmet:''' ''[using a deep voice]'' So Princess Vespa, at last, I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to. ''[in higher-pitched, feminine voice]'' No please leave me alone! ''[deep voice]'' NO! You are mine! ''[imitates Lone Starr]'' Not so fast, Helmet! ''[Helmet voice]'' Lone Starr! ''[Lone Starr voice]'' Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi honey! ''[Helmet voice]'' Now, you are going to die! ''[makes shooting noises, Lone Starr voice]'' Ahhh...ahhh! ''[imitates Barf]'' Hey! whadja do to my friend? ''[Helmet voice]'' The same thing I'm going do to you big boy! ''[makes shooting noises at "Barf"]'' And you too! ''["shoots Dot"]'' Now Princess Vespa, at last we are alone. ''[Vespa voice]'' Oh, no! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone! And yet... I find you strangely attractive. ''[Helmet voice]'' Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it. ''[Vespa voice]'' NO! Leave me alone! ''[Helmet voice]'' NO! Kiss me!! ''[in Vespa's voice, makes smooching noises with the Dark Helmet and Princess Vespa figures]'' OH... ohh... oh your helmet is sooo big.\\
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-->'''Dark Helmet:''' ''[using a deep voice]'' So Princess Vespa, at last, I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to. ''[in higher-pitched, feminine voice]'' No please leave me alone! ''[deep voice]'' NO! You are mine! ''[imitates Lone Starr]'' Starr and, of course, gives him a nerdy and nasal voice]'' Not so fast, Helmet! ''[Helmet voice]'' Lone Starr! ''[Lone Starr voice]'' Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi honey! ''[Helmet voice]'' Now, you are going to die! ''[makes shooting noises, Lone Starr voice]'' Ahhh...ahhh! ''[imitates Barf]'' Hey! whadja do to my friend? ''[Helmet voice]'' The same thing I'm going do to you big boy! ''[makes shooting noises at "Barf"]'' And you too! ''["shoots Dot"]'' Now Princess Vespa, at last we are alone. ''[Vespa voice]'' Oh, no! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone! And yet... I find you strangely attractive. ''[Helmet voice]'' Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it. ''[Vespa voice]'' NO! Leave me alone! ''[Helmet voice]'' NO! Kiss me!! ''[in Vespa's voice, makes smooching noises with the Dark Helmet and Princess Vespa figures]'' OH... ohh... oh your helmet is sooo big.\\
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* The abandon ship sequence is hilarious in visual humor. Not only are the soldiers and officers running about, but we also get these shots of circus performers mixed in the crowd. And through it all, the Spaceballs BraggingThemeTune is playing about how cool and mighty the Spaceballs are, while the Spaceballs themselves are panicking like their headless chickens.
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* The abandon ship sequence is hilarious in visual humor. Not only are the soldiers and officers running about, but we also get these shots of circus performers mixed in the crowd. And through it all, the Spaceballs BraggingThemeTune is playing about how cool and mighty the Spaceballs are, while the Spaceballs themselves are panicking like their they're headless chickens.
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* "Oh shit. There goes the planet.""[[note]] Delivered in an uncredited cameo by Creator/MichaelYork.[[/note]]
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** It should be noted that a father's brother's nephew's cousin would just be your cousin as well, meaning Dark Helmet could have just said “I’m your cousin’s former roommate.”
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'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''[voice breaks harshly]'' Prepare the ship-- ''[collects himself]'' Prepare the ship for LudicrousSpeed! Fasten all seat belts! Seal all entrances and exits! Close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--\\
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'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''[voice breaks harshly]'' Prepare the ship-- ''[collects himself]'' Prepare the ship for LudicrousSpeed! Fasten all seat belts! Seal all entrances and exits! Close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring three-ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--\\
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** The way Barf stole their uniforms is priceless too--he just waltzes around the corner, [[FlippingTheBird extends his middle finger]], and makes kissing noises at them. Naturally, it works.
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** The way Barf stole their uniforms is priceless too--he just waltzes around the corner, [[FlippingTheBird extends his middle finger]], and makes kissing noises at them. Naturally, it works.them, provoking them into a fight which he and Lone star handily won.
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** The way Barf stole their uniforms is priceless too--he just waltzes around the corner, [[FlippingTheBird extends his middle finger]], and makes kissing noises at them. Naturally, it works.
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''[Sandurz struggles to reach a lever labeled "Emergency Brake -- Never Use"; when he pulls it,'' Dark Helmet is rocketed towards the front console, where he smashes it and his helmet]''\\
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''[Sandurz struggles to reach a lever labeled "Emergency Brake -- Never Use"; when he pulls it,'' it, Dark Helmet is rocketed towards the front console, where he smashes it and his helmet]''\\
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* "I'm the Bearded Lady! What are you, one of the ''freaks?!''
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* "I'm the Bearded Lady! What are you, one of the ''freaks?!''''freaks?!''"
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Due to excessive misuse, Getting Crap Past the Radar is on-page examples only until 01 June 2021
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** "It's Mega-Maid! She's [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar gone from suck to blow!]]"
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** "It's Mega-Maid! She's [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar [[DoubleEntendre gone from suck to blow!]]"
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''(Barf walks away, howling and moaning from the pain)''
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-->''(They fast-forward past the stuff you've seen before in the movie. Dark Helmet has a bamboozled look on his face as he watches. And after seeing himself crash into the control panel earlier...)''\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' No no, go past this; past this part. ''(darts eyes to the side)'' In fact, [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain never play this again]]. ''(awkwardly sips coffee)''\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''(to the Operator)'' Try it here. Stop.\\
''[[DrosteImage The footage is now playing at normal speed. They are now watching themselves-right-now.]] [[MindScrew Dark Helmet is very confused and proceeds to wave his arm up and down.]]''\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' No no, go past this; past this part. ''(darts eyes to the side)'' In fact, [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain never play this again]]. ''(awkwardly sips coffee)''\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''(to the Operator)'' Try it here. Stop.\\
''[[DrosteImage The footage is now playing at normal speed. They are now watching themselves-right-now.]] [[MindScrew Dark Helmet is very confused and proceeds to wave his arm up and down.]]''\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' No no, go past this; past this part.
'''Colonel Sandurz:'''
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''WHOOOOOOOOO?!?!'' (mask on helmet slams down)
** Plus, when they're getting the movie, they go over to a rack containing every previous Creator/MelBrooks movie, lots of ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' films, and ''Franchise/{{Rocky}} I'' through ''Rocky XIV''.
*** Which sets up a subtle BrickJoke that pays off right after Pizza the Hutt's death is announced on the news. "Coming up next, Pongo's review of Rocky Five... ''Thousand''."
** Plus, when they're getting the movie, they go over to a rack containing every previous Creator/MelBrooks movie, lots of ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' films, and ''Franchise/{{Rocky}} I'' through ''Rocky XIV''.
*** Which sets up a subtle BrickJoke that pays off right after Pizza the Hutt's death is announced on the news. "Coming up next, Pongo's review of Rocky Five... ''Thousand''."
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''WHOOOOOOOOO?!?!'' (mask ''[mask on helmet slams down)
**down]''
* Plus, when they're getting the movie, they go over to a rack containing every previous Creator/MelBrooks movie, lots of ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' films, and ''Franchise/{{Rocky}} I'' through ''RockyXIV''.
***XIV''. Which sets up a subtle BrickJoke that pays off right after Pizza the Hutt's death is announced on the news. "Coming up next, Pongo's review of Rocky Five... ''Thousand''."
**
* Plus, when they're getting the movie, they go over to a rack containing every previous Creator/MelBrooks movie, lots of ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' films, and ''Franchise/{{Rocky}} I'' through ''Rocky
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'''Gunner:''' ''[[ComicallyCrossEyed (very cross-eyed)]]'' Sorry, sir; I'm doing my best!\\
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'''Gunner:''' ''[[ComicallyCrossEyed (very cross-eyed)]]'' ''[[[ComicallyCrossEyed very cross-eyed]]]'' Sorry, sir; I'm doing my best!\\
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'''Officer:''' ''(also very cross-eyed)'' I did, sir! [[{{Nepotism}} He's my cousin]]!\\
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'''Officer:''' ''(also ''[also very cross-eyed)'' cross-eyed]'' I did, sir! [[{{Nepotism}} He's my cousin]]!\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' I knew it! [[SurroundedByIdiots I'm surrounded by Assholes!]] ''(puts his visor back down)'' '''''Keep firing, Assholes!'''''
** The 'Keep Firing' bumped it from amusing to [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]].
** The 'Keep Firing' bumped it from amusing to [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]].
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'''Dark Helmet:''' I knew it! [[SurroundedByIdiots I'm surrounded by Assholes!]] ''(puts ''[puts his visor back down)'' down]'' '''''Keep firing, Assholes!'''''
** The'Keep Firing' "Keep Firing" bumped it from amusing to [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]].
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'''Dark Helmet''' (''to Sandurz''): Do something!\\
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'''Sandurz''' (''over the intercom''): [[RuleOfThree Do something!]]
(''Sandurz grabs the intercom'')\\
'''Sandurz''' (''over the intercom''): [[RuleOfThree Do something!]]
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'''Dark Helmet''' (''to Sandurz''): Helmet:''' ''[to Sandurz]'' Do something!\\
(''Sandurz ''[Sandurz grabs the intercom'')\\
'''Sandurz''' (''overintercom]''\\
'''Sandurz:''' ''[over theintercom''): intercom]'' [[RuleOfThree Do something!]]
'''Sandurz''' (''over
'''Sandurz:''' ''[over the
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-->'''Lone Starr and Barf:''' ''(quickly stand up)'' CheckPlease!
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-->'''Lone Starr and & Barf:''' ''(quickly ''[quickly stand up)'' up]'' CheckPlease!
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'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''(voice breaks harshly)'' Prepare the ship-- ''(collects himself)'' Prepare the ship for LudicrousSpeed! Fasten all seat belts! Seal all entrances and exits! Close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(snatches PA voice box from Sandurz's hand)'' Give me that, you [[StealthPun petty excuse for an officer]]! Now hear this! Ludicrous speed--\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''(voice breaks harshly)'' Prepare the ship-- ''(collects himself)'' Prepare the ship for LudicrousSpeed! Fasten all seat belts! Seal all entrances and exits! Close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo--\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(snatches PA voice box from Sandurz's hand)'' Give me that, you [[StealthPun petty excuse for an officer]]! Now hear this! Ludicrous speed--\\
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'''Dark Helmet:'''
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''(Dark Helmet clings to his console, screaming as he sees various warp trails on the monitor. Meanwhile, there are signs lighting up indicating "[[AC:Light Speed]]", "[[AC:Ridiculous Speed]]", and a flashing "[[AC:LudicrousSpeed]]" sign.)''\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(straining)'' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone What have I done?!]] My brains...are going into ''my feet!''\\
''(The StreamingStars soon turn into a plaid pattern. Lone Starr and Barf duck as ''Spaceball One'' rockets past them)''\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(straining)'' [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone What have I done?!]] My brains...are going into ''my feet!''\\
''(The StreamingStars soon turn into a plaid pattern. Lone Starr and Barf duck as ''Spaceball One'' rockets past them)''\\
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'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''(whimpering)'' We can't stop, it's too dangerous! We've got to slow down first!\\
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'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''(whimpering)'' ''[whimpering]'' We can't stop, it's too dangerous! We've got to slow down first!\\
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''(Sandurz struggles to reach a lever labeled "[[AC:Emergency Brake -- Never Use]]". When he pulls it,'' [[RealityEnsues Dark Helmet is rocketed towards the front console, where he smashes it and his helmet).'']]\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(dazed)'' Fine. How have you been?\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(dazed)'' ''[dazed]'' Fine. How have you been?\\
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-->'''Radar Technician:''' Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit! ''(taps his helmet, making beeps. Talks into the communicator in a high staticky voice)'' [[AC:Sir?]]\\
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-->'''Radar Technician:''' Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit! ''(taps ''[taps his helmet, making beeps. Talks beeps; talks into the communicator in a high staticky voice)'' [[AC:Sir?]]\\voice]'' Sir?\\
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'''Radar Technician:''' [[AC: Can I talk to you for a minute please, sir?]]\\
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'''Radar Technician:''' [[AC: ''[staticky voice]'' Can I talk to you for a minute please, sir?]]\\sir?\\
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'''Radar Technician:''' [[AC: I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!]]\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' You don't need that, private. ''(takes the communicator and puts it back on its place)'' We're right here, now what is it?\\
'''Radar Technician:''' [[AC: I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!]]\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(angrily grabs and throws the communicator away)'' NOW WHAT IS IT?\\
'''Radar Technician:''' ''(normal voice)'' I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' You don't need that, private. ''(takes the communicator and puts it back on its place)'' We're right here, now what is it?\\
'''Radar Technician:''' [[AC: I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!]]\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(angrily grabs and throws the communicator away)'' NOW WHAT IS IT?\\
'''Radar Technician:''' ''(normal voice)'' I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!\\
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'''Radar Technician:''' [[AC: ''[staticky voice]'' I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!]]\\
sir!\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' You don't need that, private.''(takes ''[takes the communicator and puts it back on its place)'' place]'' We're right here, now what is it?\\
'''Radar Technician:'''[[AC: ''[staticky voice]'' I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!]]\\
sir!\\
'''Dark Helmet:'''''(angrily ''[angrily grabs and throws the communicator away)'' away]'' NOW WHAT IS IT?\\
'''Radar Technician:'''''(normal voice)'' ''[normal voice]'' I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' You don't need that, private.
'''Radar Technician:'''
'''Dark Helmet:'''
'''Radar Technician:'''
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'''Radar Technician:''' You know, the bleeps... ''(Makes beeping noise)''... the sweeps... ''(Makes vibrating noise)'' and the creeps. ''(Makes squeaking noise)''\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(Quietly, to Sandurz)'' That's not all he's lost.
** [[http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/Nekagi/thats_not_all_hes_lost.png the look Dark Helmet had on his face]] when he says that last line.
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(Quietly, to Sandurz)'' That's not all he's lost.
** [[http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/Nekagi/thats_not_all_hes_lost.png the look Dark Helmet had on his face]] when he says that last line.
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'''Radar Technician:''' You know, the bleeps... ''(Makes ''[makes beeping noise)''...noise]''... the sweeps... ''(Makes ''[makes vibrating noise)'' noise]'' and the creeps. ''(Makes ''[makes squeaking noise)''\\
noise]''\\
'''Dark Helmet:'''''(Quietly, ''[quietly, to Sandurz)'' Sandurz]'' That's not all he's lost.
** [[http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/Nekagi/thats_not_all_hes_lost.png the look Dark Helmethad has on his face]] when he says that last line.
'''Dark Helmet:'''
** [[http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/Nekagi/thats_not_all_hes_lost.png the look Dark Helmet
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-->'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(using a deep voice)'' So Princess Vespa, at last, I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to. ''(in higher-pitched, feminine voice)'' No please leave me alone! ''(deep voice)'' NO! You are mine! ''(imitates Lone Starr)'' Not so fast, Helmet! ''(Helmet voice)'' Lone Starr! ''(Lone Starr voice)'' Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi honey! ''(Helmet voice)'' Now, you are going to die! ''(makes shooting noises, Lone Starr voice)'' Ahhh...ahhh! ''(imitates Barf)'' Hey! whadja do to my friend? ''(Helmet voice)'' The same thing I'm going do to you big boy! ''(makes shooting noises at "Barf")'' And you too! ''("shoots Dot")'' Now Princess Vespa, at last we are alone. ''(Vespa voice)'' Oh, no! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone! And yet,...I find you strangely attractive. ''(Helmet voice)'' Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it. ''(Vespa voice)'' NO! Leave me alone! ''(Helmet voice)'' NO! Kiss me!! ''(in Vespa voice, makes smooching noises with the Dark Helmet and Princess Vespa figures)'' OH..ohh.....oh your helmet is sooo big.\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''(barges in)'' Lord Helmet!\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(startled, hiding his action figures)'' WHAT!!??\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:''' ''(barges in)'' Lord Helmet!\\
'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(startled, hiding his action figures)'' WHAT!!??\\
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-->'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(using ''[using a deep voice)'' voice]'' So Princess Vespa, at last, I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to. ''(in ''[in higher-pitched, feminine voice)'' voice]'' No please leave me alone! ''(deep voice)'' ''[deep voice]'' NO! You are mine! ''(imitates ''[imitates Lone Starr)'' Starr]'' Not so fast, Helmet! ''(Helmet voice)'' ''[Helmet voice]'' Lone Starr! ''(Lone ''[Lone Starr voice)'' voice]'' Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi honey! ''(Helmet voice)'' ''[Helmet voice]'' Now, you are going to die! ''(makes ''[makes shooting noises, Lone Starr voice)'' voice]'' Ahhh...ahhh! ''(imitates Barf)'' ''[imitates Barf]'' Hey! whadja do to my friend? ''(Helmet voice)'' ''[Helmet voice]'' The same thing I'm going do to you big boy! ''(makes ''[makes shooting noises at "Barf")'' "Barf"]'' And you too! ''("shoots Dot")'' ''["shoots Dot"]'' Now Princess Vespa, at last we are alone. ''(Vespa voice)'' ''[Vespa voice]'' Oh, no! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone! And yet,...yet... I find you strangely attractive. ''(Helmet voice)'' ''[Helmet voice]'' Of course you do. Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you know it. ''(Vespa voice)'' ''[Vespa voice]'' NO! Leave me alone! ''(Helmet voice)'' ''[Helmet voice]'' NO! Kiss me!! ''(in Vespa ''[in Vespa's voice, makes smooching noises with the Dark Helmet and Princess Vespa figures)'' OH..ohh.....figures]'' OH... ohh... oh your helmet is sooo big.\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:'''''(barges in)'' ''[barges in]'' Lord Helmet!\\
'''Dark Helmet:'''''(startled, ''[startled, hiding his action figures)'' figures]'' WHAT!!??\\
'''Colonel Sandurz:'''
'''Dark Helmet:'''
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(unfathomably embarrassed)'' KNOCK ON MY DOOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME!!!\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(unfathomably embarrassed)'' ''[unfathomably embarrassed]'' KNOCK ON MY DOOR! KNOCK NEXT TIME!!!\\
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* The torture scene. Seems a bit far fetched that torture can be considered funny, but it's the method Dark Helmet intends to torture Vespa; plastic surgery to give her back her old nose, which horrifies both her and the king. And this gets the latter to tell them the combination to access Druidia and its air. The combination is... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5.
--> '''Dark Helmet:''' So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5... That's the STUPIDEST combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
--> '''Dark Helmet:''' So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5... That's the STUPIDEST combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
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* The torture scene. Seems a bit far fetched far-fetched that torture can be considered funny, but it's the method Dark Helmet intends to torture Vespa; plastic surgery to give her back her old nose, which horrifies both her and the king. And this gets the latter to tell them the combination to access Druidia and its air. The combination is... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5.
--> '''Dark -->'''Dark Helmet:''' So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5... That's the STUPIDEST combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
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* President Skroob orders Helmet to 'comb the desert', and he makes his men follow the order. Literally.
** "We ain't found shit!"
*** Making that funnier? That's [[Series/StarTrekVoyager the fellow who went on to play Tuvok]]!
** "We ain't found shit!"
*** Making that funnier? That's [[Series/StarTrekVoyager the fellow who went on to play Tuvok]]!
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* President Skroob orders Helmet to 'comb "comb the desert', desert", and he makes his men follow the order. Literally.
** "We ain't foundshit!"
***shit!" Making that funnier? That's [[Series/StarTrekVoyager the fellow who went on to play Tuvok]]!
** "We ain't found
***
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* "I ain't shooting this thing! [[DoesntLikeGuns I hate guns!]]"
** Followed by Princess Vespa's BerserkButton: "My hair! He SHOT MY HAIR!"[[HypocriticalHumor *cocking]] [[DramaticGunCock gun*]] "Son of a BITCH!"
--->'''Vespa:''' How was that?\\
** Followed by Princess Vespa's BerserkButton: "My hair! He SHOT MY HAIR!"[[HypocriticalHumor *cocking]] [[DramaticGunCock gun*]] "Son of a BITCH!"
--->'''Vespa:''' How was that?\\
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* "I ain't shooting this thing! [[DoesntLikeGuns I hate guns!]]"
**guns!]]" Followed by Princess Vespa's BerserkButton: "My hair! He SHOT MY HAIR!"[[HypocriticalHumor *cocking]] [[DramaticGunCock gun*]] "Son of a BITCH!"
--->'''Vespa:''' -->'''Vespa:''' How was that?\\
**
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-->"Why didn't someone ''tell'' me my ass was so big!?"
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'''Vespa:''' ''(trying to open the cockpit door)'' What about this one?\\
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'''Vespa:''' ''(trying ''[trying to open the cockpit door)'' door]'' What about this one?\\
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'''Lone Starr:''' (in a dubious voice) The [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan Neck Pinch]]?\\
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'''Lone Starr:''' (in ''[in a dubious voice) voice]'' The [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan Neck Pinch]]?\\
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'''Lone Starr:''' Like this? (correctly performs the move)\\
'''Guard:''' Yeah! (collapses)
'''Guard:''' Yeah! (collapses)
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'''Lone Starr:''' Like this? (correctly ''[correctly performs the move)\\
move]''\\
'''Guard:''' Yeah!(collapses)''[collapses]''
'''Guard:''' Yeah!
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(Pause for thought)'' Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that!\\
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'''Dark Helmet:''' ''(Pause ''[pause for thought)'' thought]'' Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that!\\
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'''The Crew:''' ''(covering their genitalia due to [[ShareTheMalePain an earlier guy who got zapped]])'' OF COURSE WE DO, SIR!\\
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'''The Crew:''' ''(covering ''[covering their genitalia due to [[ShareTheMalePain an earlier guy who got zapped]])'' zapped]]]'' OF COURSE WE DO, SIR!\\
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''Then a final visual gag as the radar machine is right next to the coffee machine, looks pretty much the same, and is titled "Mr. Radar"''.
** And in a later scene, where they look for the ''Spaceballs'' movie to find the heroes--the video tape display is labeled "Mr. Rental".
** And in a later scene, where they look for the ''Spaceballs'' movie to find the heroes--the video tape display is labeled "Mr. Rental".
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** And in a later scene, where they look for the ''Spaceballs'' movie to find the
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-->'''Guard 1 (pointing angrily):''' HEY!!! THOSE ARE THE GUYS WHO STOLE OUR UNIFORMS!!\\
'''Guard 2 (cowering meekly):''' And beat the shit out of us too!! (Both then run as Lonestar fires on them)
'''Guard 2 (cowering meekly):''' And beat the shit out of us too!! (Both then run as Lonestar fires on them)
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-->'''Guard 1 (pointing angrily):''' 1:''' ''[pointing angrily]'' HEY!!! THOSE ARE THE GUYS WHO STOLE OUR UNIFORMS!!\\
'''Guard2 (cowering meekly):''' 2:''' ''[cowering meekly]'' And beat the shit out of us too!! (Both ''[both then run as Lonestar fires on them)them]''
'''Guard
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'''Barf:''' Yeah well normally I... ''(tries to get up but still had his seat belt on)'' Ooh! That's gonna leave a mark.\\
'''Vespa:''' Now listen you... ''(she's struck by his looks, then shakes it off)''\\
'''Lone Starr:''' ''(similarly look-struck)'' ''You'' listen! On this ship, you refer to me as "idiot", not "you captain"! [[{{Beat}} ...]] I mean... you know what I mean!
'''Vespa:''' Now listen you... ''(she's struck by his looks, then shakes it off)''\\
'''Lone Starr:''' ''(similarly look-struck)'' ''You'' listen! On this ship, you refer to me as "idiot", not "you captain"! [[{{Beat}} ...]] I mean... you know what I mean!
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'''Barf:''' Yeah well normally I... ''(tries ''[tries to get up but still had his seat belt on)'' on]'' Ooh! That's gonna leave a mark.\\
'''Vespa:''' Now listen you...''(she's ''[she's struck by his looks, then shakes it off)''\\
off]''\\
'''Lone Starr:'''''(similarly look-struck)'' ''[similarly look-struck]'' ''You'' listen! On this ship, you refer to me as "idiot", not "you captain"! [[{{Beat}} ...]] I mean... you know what I mean!
'''Vespa:''' Now listen you...
'''Lone Starr:'''
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''(ship explodes)''
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-->'''Helmet:''' Uh... ''(points at Lone Starr)'' [[NeverMyFault he did it!]]\\
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-->'''Helmet:''' Uh... ''(points ''[points at Lone Starr)'' Starr]'' [[NeverMyFault he did it!]]\\
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''(They resume their fight)''
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* President Skroob celebrates "Ten thousand years of fresh air." Dark Helmet's response?
-->'''Dark Helmet:''' [[CorruptPolitician The way he runs things]], it won't last a hundred.
-->'''Dark Helmet:''' [[CorruptPolitician The way he runs things]], it won't last a hundred.