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[[folder: ''SGB Reviews'']]
!![[AC:''[[PortingDisaster Sonic The Hedgehog Genesis]]'' Review]]
* Johnny started off the review with being optimistic, saying that [[BlatantLies the game is fantastic and had no clue why people hate it so much]]. One playthrough of the game later, and [[SanitySlippage he slowly losing it]].
* Johnny's fight with the possessed Sonic Hat (later revealed to be the Tails Doll).
-->'''Johnny''': [[LampshadeHanging I'm fighting a]] [[SuddenlyShouting POSSESSED]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext SONIC HAT!]]
* During the [[CurbStompBattle literal curb stomp Johnny and Elliot perform on the hat,]] they at one point start square dancing over it.
** And Johnny accidentally steps on Elliot's foot at one point.
* Elliot slapping Johnny and telling him to give his real thoughts on the game.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'' Review (the old one)]]
* Johnny makes an incredibly goofy face while talking about his first reaction to seeing the Werehog.
* While discussing just how fast Sonic goes in this game, we see a montage of Sonic boosting through the game, coupled with images of Johnny flailing around in his chair.
* Johnny can't help but laugh at the image of Sonic potentially falling into the now-exposed core of the planet, complete with the caption "LOL The End" appears on the screen.
* This bit:
-->'''Sonic''': Uh oh, did I fall on him? (referring to Chip)
-->'''Johnny''': LAWSUIT!
* The reaction Johnny has upon seeing Chip go nuts over a dessert? [[NoJustNoReaction A disgusted "No. No."]]
* For the Wii version, Elliot bursts into Johnny's room to ask if he'll do that one, interrupting Johnny's gaming session. The game Johnny's playing? Resident Evil 5.
** When Johnny says he doesn't like the Wii version, Elliot makes a face similar to Macauly Culkin in Home Alone.
* '''Elliot''': I'll show you how to play it!
** While shoving the Wii Mote in Johnny's face.
* [[CurseCutShort Elliot gets cut off from telling Johnny]] [[AssShove that he'll shove the Wii Mote up his ass.]]
* After realizing that their arguments really mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, Johnny and Elliot reconcile by playing Rock Band.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'' Review]]
* As one would expect, Johnny is utterly bewildered at the sight of Chris [[MegatonPunch PUNCHING A BOULDER!]]
* While discussing the story, there's an on-camera bit where Johnny's talking. His brother Mark can be seen playing the game in the background, and he just happens to overhear Johnny say that Jill Valentine is under Wesker's control and was the woman in the mask.
-->'''Mark''': What? It is? [[RageQuit Oh man, fuck this shit!]]
* The "dramatization" of the AI character wasting all its ammo on a downed enemy. Good thing all the guns had infinite ammo.
* Showing off the alternate costumes, Johnny notes that the Warrior Outfit makes Chris look like a football player, so he shows Chris punching a boulder overlaid with a "DOWN! SET! HIKE!"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/Superman64'' Review]]
* The Video Game Overlord bumping into Johnny's lamp as he tries to leave.
* Johnny pronounces the game's developers at [[WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd "tit-us".]]
* [[TemptingFate "Everything should be fine now, just as long as I don't have to fly through anymore]] ((flies through rings)) [[SuddenlyShouting RINGS!"]]
* Since Johnny figures he can do whatever he wants with his own videos, he rates the game a -64 out of 10.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicAndTheBlackKnight'' Review]]
* Johnny and Elliot arguing about the [=Wii Mote=] controls, with Johnny saying he looks like a jackass while fighting Merlina.
* The conversation at the end.
--> '''Johnny''': Can I PLEASE trade this game back in to Game Stop?
--> '''Elliot''': Shut up and give me the controller!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{SonicR}}'' Review]]
* [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome It's as awesome as it is funny, but Johnny and Elliot vs. Tails Doll. It ends with Tails Doll getting hit with a Falcon Punch.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' Review]]
* The main theme is so catchy that Johnny figures it can go with anything, [[MundaneMadeAwesome so he plays it over footage of him eating pizza and drinking soda.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii'' Review]]
* When the video begins, Elliot interrupts Johnny by jumping onto his back, so Johnny has to introduce the video while trying to throw Elliot off.
* Given that the case for this game is red, and most Wii games come in white cases, Johnny likens it to putting a red M&M in a bowl of rice.
* And now, the Super Gaming Brothers present: [[LargeHam JOHNNY AND ELLIOT'S MULTIPLAYER MAYHEM!]] Highlights include:
** Elliot off-screening Johnny.
** The two of them losing their Penguin Suits to a Koopa.
** Elliot off-screening Johnny again, though this time it was as Johnny was trying to get a Starman.
** Johnny and Elliot try to beat a Koopa Kid. Hilarity ensues.
-->'''Elliot''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Your witchy powers always win!]]
** Elliot dropping Bowser into the lava, while Johnny's still on the bridge.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MortalKombat1'' and ''VideoGame/MortalKombat2'' Review]]
* The end of the video shows a montage of [[ButtMonkey Reptile]] getting his ass kicked in several of the Fatalities. The last thing we see is a screenshot of Reptile with the words [[InMemoriam In loving memory of Reptile. May whatever's left of him find peace in the Netherworld.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Contra}}'' Review]]
* Johnny admits that the only reason he's reviewing the series is due to the [[RatedMForManly fact that it makes him feel like a real man.]]
* While all the games are [[NintendoHard notoriously difficult,]] Johnny thinks the SNES game is the hardest, saying "This game will [[PunctuatedForEmphasis KICK. YOUR. ASS. HARD!"]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MortalKombat3'' and ''VideoGame/MortalKombat4'' Review]]
* After Elliot signs off, he randomly says "And support Ghostbusters." The end of the video is the credits screen with the Ghostbusters theme playing.

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesTurtlesInTime Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV Turtles in Time]]'' and ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesTheHyperstoneHeist'' Review]]
* The video begins with the song "Pizza Power" from the Coming Out of Our Shells Tour playing.
* One scene has Johnny throw a random Foot Soldier at the screen while chuckling "You bitch."

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicAndSegaAllStarsRacing'' Review]]
* Showing off some of the sound clips includes an edit for Eggman yelling [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Pingas]] and [[TheStinger the end has Sonic yelling]] [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 TERRIA!]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Metroid}}'' Review]]
* The first use of the "SCREW ATTACK" shout, which Johnny responds to with a quick and simple "Stop that!"
** In fact, upon getting the Screw Attack:
-->'''Johnny''': Alright, you sons of bitches, no more fooling around. It's time to show you what I can really [[KilledMidSentence (dies)]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuck.]]
* Johnny's [[LargeHam over-the-top reaction to the Metroids]].
* Johnny's reaction to [[ItWasHisSled the game's main plot twist]]:
---> '''Johnny''': *Gasp!* BOOBIES! [[SamusIsAGirl Samus is a GIRL?]] WHAT A TWIST!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidIIReturnOfSamus'' Review]]
* SCREW ATTACK!
** Will you stop that!
* Johnny starts the boss fight with the Queen Metroid... by ignoring her completely.
* Johnny [[CutenessProximity absolutely melts at the sight of the baby Metroid,]] before saying that if Samus was the first thing he saw upon birth then he'd die of shock.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMetroid'' Review]]
* This time, the [[RunningGag Screw Attack shout]] waits until AFTER Johnny mentions the power-up.
* As the enlarged baby Metroid is draining Samus's health, Johnny yells out "I'm too purple and badass to die!"
* [[WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER!]]
* The song that Johnny plays over the self-destruct sequence is interrupted by Johnny stopping by to rescue his [[ItMakesSenseInContext little animal buddies]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidFusion'' Review]]
* Elliot randomly pops in, causing Johnny [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl to yell in surprise]].
* Johnny and Elliot dancing to the boss battle theme.
* Johnny refuses to announce when he gets the Screw Attack, [[RunningGag because he knows he'll be interrupted,]] so he tells Elliot that people can read the screen. When Elliot points out that not all of his viewers might read English, Johnny gives in...only for nothing to happen. This causes Johnny to fly into a fit of rage.
** The shout finally comes when Johnny's facing off against the Omega Metroid at the end of the game.
--> No. No! (SCREW ATTACK!) NO!
* When Elliot interrupts Johnny at the end by yelling about them doing Metroid: Zero Mission next, he accidentally knocks over the camera, which leads to this conversation:
-->'''Johnny''': Get away from the damn camera!
-->'''Elliot''': I wanna be in more videos!
-->'''Johnny''': Then go make some, you lazy ass!
** [[https://www.youtube.com/user/Somecallmeelliot It took Elliot a couple years, but he did just that.]]
* This.
-->'''Elliot''': [[TheStinger Hey John?]] [[MemeticMutation Where do you think Metroid keeps all his missiles?]]
-->'''Johnny''': ''*DeathGlare*''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidZeroMission'' Review]]
* The self-destruct sequence has Johnny and Elliot singing "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now", along with Johnny getting stuck behind a slow-moving robot.
** Many fans noted that this is the only Metroid review to not feature the [[RunningGag Screw Attack yell]] before Johnny killed the fucker doing that. Maybe the guy just needed a break?
* Mentioning the Unknown Item music and how it can bump up the drama of any given situation, Johnny and Elliot perform a skit where the music plays over the revelation that there's no more Pepsi in the house.
-->'''Johnny''': Hey, can you go grab me a Pepsi?
-->'''Elliot''': John, we've been out of Pepsi for a week.
-->'''Johnny''': *''stares dramatically while Unknown Item music plays''*

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1'' Review]]
* Johnny and Ryan argue about who should do the Month of Sonic. After a bit, they decide to do it together.
* Johnny inserts a clip from [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken Robot Chicken]], showing Sonic running over a spike trap. Which was in response to a [[NightmareFuel creepy Japanese advertisement for the game.]]
* The short animation from Johnny while talking about Scrap Brain Zone.
-->'''Robotnik''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Send.]] [[EverythingTryingToKillYou In.]] [[WesternAnimation/MegasXLR Everyone.]]
-->'''Motobug''': Which one?
-->'''Robotnik''': [[SuddenlyShouting EVERYONE!]]
* Ryan's narration at the end, which Johnny interrupts to question just what the hell Ryan's doing.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' Review]]
* So, does anyone know what Elliot was going to do with that ladle?
* So what's Johnny's reaction upon seeing [[TheScrappy Slicers]]? [[SuddenlyShouting "I HATE SLICERS"!]] Including a montage of Slicers attacking him, ending with [[YourHeadAsplode a particular scene from]] [[Film/{{Scanners}} Scanners]].
* When discussing Oil Ocean Zone, Elliot wonders what would happen if a lit match fell into the oil. Cue an animation of Sonic doing just that, complete with the world blowing up. According to some fans, it looked like Sonic [[AssPull pulled that match out of his ass.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicCD'' Review]]
* While showing off the secret images, he makes fun of Sonic's notorious BrokenBase:
-->SONIC HAS GRAY EYES?! RUINED FOREVER!!
** In fact, many of the secret images are worth a chuckle, including one that, according to Ryan, makes it look like Sonic's trying out for Dragon Ball Z, a bunch of Sonic bodies with Mario heads on them, and Sonic as a rapper with Metal Sonic as the DJ.
-->'''Elliot''': The fastest DJ alive, [=McSonic=].
-->'''Johnny''' That's "M.C. Sonic", Elliot.
* [[BookEnds The beginning of the review has Johnny watching the Sonic OVA intently, while the ending has him shocked that Sonic just leaps off the level, complete with that creepy as hell Game Over music.]]
* [[TheStinger Johnny animates a bit with Robotnik arguing about rebuilding the Death Egg with Metal Sonic, all set to audio from]] [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken Robot Chicken.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog3'' Review]]
* The return of the Metroid Zero Mission Unknown Item tune when Johnny activates the Level Select.
* Speaking of the Level Select, Johnny's attempts to access it, complete with Elliot and Ryan trying to "give him support".
-->'''Elliot''': We had pancakes; you owe me for this! And Ryan, you shut up!
* Johnny won't be having the review interrupted by Duane and Brando's Knuckles Rap.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicAndKnuckles'' Review]]
* FLICKY ARMY OF DEATH!
* When discussing [[EarWorm the music,]] Johnny and Elliot start playing DJ Hero, while Ryan's Mario doll starts bopping its head. Upon seeing this, Ryan punches the doll off-screen.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/Sonic3DBlast'' Review]]
* Johnny's opinion of 3D: "This shit doesn't work."
* Elliot barges in to see what Johnny's playing. Upon learning it's Sonic 3D Blast, he instantly turns around and leaves.

!![[AC:The End of Month of Sonic 2]]
* Johnny and Elliot can't help but notice they're doing the same thing they did before, just in different clothes.
* When Johnny starts putting all the Sonic games together, Ryan utters "Think of the children!"
* Sonic 3 CD and Knuckles and Knuckles.
** Even funnier since someone actually made a fangame out of it.
* Johnny realizes that he forgot to plug in the Game Genie, even though Ryan's protesting by saying "Didn't you break the game enough already?" Johnny doesn't listen, and plugs in the Game Genie, giving them access to Sonic 4 Episode 1.
** When they access Sonic 4 Episode 1, Elliot dons a pair of sunglasses to play it. Look closely, and you'll see that those are the 3D glasses Johnny used in the Sonic 3D Blast review.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidPrime'' Review]]
* As Johnny says that Elliot won't join him for this one since he's never beaten Metroid Prime, we see Johnny show the game to Elliot, only for Elliot to push Johnny off-screen.
* [[TemptingFate Johnny shows some relief that the Screw Attack isn't in this game, meaning that that annoying echo won't pop up to interrupt him.]] [[RunningGag Guess what happens.]] All Johnny can do is let out a frustrated sigh.

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4 Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode I]]'' Review]]
* Before the game came out, Johnny and Elliot did an April Fools review, which not only had them say that [[Franchise/MortalKombat Goro]] and [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil3Nemesis Nemesis]] were in the game -- by way of their models being copied and pasted -- but they also included a very convoluted way to get the good ending, which apparently included [[ToiletHumor taking a massive dump in the kitchen sink.]]
** Complete with footage of Mark walking past said sink and reacting in shock.
** There's also something about a toaster.
** During the end, Johnny and Elliot [[{{Corpsing}} start laughing at the absurdity of it all]] before saying "April Fools, everybody."
* For the review itself, Johnny questioning why Tails doesn't appear but a rocket with his logo does.
* While discussing Eggman's [[DesperationAttack Pinch Moves,]] one of them ends up doing a certain spinning attack, which Johnny calls attention to, which leads to him being [[RunningGag interrupted by a certain shout.]]
-->'''Johnny''': Is he doing the [[VideoGame/{{Metroid}} Screw Attack?]]
-->'''Random Voice''': [[RunningGag SCREW ATTACK!]]
-->'''Johnny''': GAAAAAH!
* Pausing the video at one point to ask "Why is that speed booster there?"
* When discussing Mad Gear Zone, he's unnerved by the [[GoddamnBats unholy trio]] of [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Metropolis Zone]] and ''especially'' loses it upon encountering [[TheScrappy Slicers]] again... only to mention that since Sonic has the Homing Attack in this game, they're nothing to worry about anymore.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'' Review]]
* There's something oddly humorous about Johnny [[HeadDesk smacking his head against the wall over the Varia Suit fiasco.]]
-->'''Johnny''': What. The. '''''FUCK?!'''''
* Everyone other than Anthony and Adam is named "Name Not Important".
* For once, the [[RunningGag Screw Attack yell]] [[RunningGagged is interrupted due to being not authorized by Adam.]]
* Comparing Ridley to a Franchise/{{Pokemon}}.
-->'''Johnny''': Yes, this thing (referring to a [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter cute little critter)]] evolved into Ridley. Wow, that is some kickass Rare Candy.
** Speaking of the little critter that eventually becomes Ridley, Johnny compares it to the result of a one night stand between [[Franchise/FinalFantasy a Moogle and a Chocobo]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Saw}}'' Review]]
* Johnny mistaking Jigsaw for Creator/JeffDunham.
** This is followed by Johnny and Elliot thinking that Jigsaw wants to play all their video games, as well as thinking that "A game for your lives" [[LiteralMinded means that he wants to play]] [[TabletopGame/TheGameofLife Life.]]
* Johnny's frustration at the game's [[ScrappyMechanic terrible mechanics, like trip wires and gas line puzzles,]] which eventually leads to him saying [[RageQuit he's not going to play the game anymore and doesn't care if Jigsaw wins.]]
* After Johnny and Elliot figure out that Jigsaw is really Tails Doll, Mark comes in as Johnny and Elliot get ready to fight him and after seeing Tails Doll on the TV, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight simply shrugs his shoulders and]] [[AntiClimax turns off the TV.]] This is lampshaded by Elliot.
-->'''Elliot''': That was anti-climactic.
* The outtakes feature things like Johnny and Elliot flubbing their lines, Mark using two game cases for the clap board, and [[RuleOfThree Mark's goofy as hell laughing face at one point.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicColors'' Review]]
* Johnny smacking the Sonic Team logo for not giving Sonic his natural moveset and instead relegating moves like the Spin Dash and Lightspeed Dash to Wisp power-ups.
* [[BlatantLies "This amusement park was built out of a sense of remorse for my past transgressions]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and is in no way related to any evil plot or premeditated misdeeds."]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons LIAR!]]
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[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 1)'']]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1'' Review]]
* Johnny questioning if Mario commits murder everytime he breaks a block. See [[https://youtu.be/7f2hJtJhU-0?t=3m8s here]].
** Becomes a BrickJoke when repeated in the VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker [[https://youtu.be/KE-Brdiyc0U?t=7m20s review.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioBrosTheLostLevels'' (aka the Japan ''Mario Bros 2'') Review]]
* Johnny hates this game so much he decides to turn on '''CENSORED MODE'''.
-->'''Johnny''': Okay, let me try it out. [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]! Okay, good.
* His theory of why the game was denied for America & Europe release? '''[[SuddenlyShouting BECAUSE THE GAME WAS DEVELOPED BY SATAN HIMSELF!!]]'''
** He also added if there was an award for the most obnoxious DifficultySpike in a sequel, the game would win it ''3 years in a row''.
* Johnny giving out a BigNO (complete with footage of him shouting it at the TV) when it seemed he hit a dead end only to find an hidden block that allows him to proceed.
** Finding out that the Hammer Bros actually move toward you in this game.
** Footage of his constant failures and struggles with the game. At one point he finds himself stuck in a narrow space with a black shell koopa heading for him. He starts hopping up and down and by pure luck hits the Koopa's hitbox saving himself.
* "[[PoisonMushroom The mushroom... killed me?]] [[EtTuBrute But I thought]] [[LostLoveMontage we were...]] [[{{Melodrama}} friends.]]"
* It's funny, if [[TearJerker a little sad,]] but Johnny almost says "The Super Gaming Brothers" at the end of the video, before realizing that that title won't work anymore.

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 Super Mario Bros. 2 USA]]'' Review]]
* Johnny briefly forgets that '''CENSORED MODE''' is still turned on. After "turning it off":
-->'''Johnny''': [[ClusterFBomb Fuck-fuckity-fu-fu-fuck...]]
* While fighting [=FryGuy=], Johnny plays the Benny Hill music to sped up footage.
* Since the Dream Machine is not only the source of Wart's power, but also the only thing that can kill him, and he keeps it in the same room, Johnny concludes that the only reason he doesn't appear in any Mario games after this one is because he's the walking definition of "dipshit".

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'' Review]]
* While discussing the worlds, Johnny decides that Sky Land was given its name because the developers were running out of time, and [[SlippySlideyIceWorld Ice Land]] is summed up as [[FrictionlessIce "Ice Land is slippery;]] [[PetPeeveTrope fuck this world."]]
* Pipe Land's music sounds like something someone listens to when they get high, so Johnny makes a short animation of Mario doing just that.
* As Johnny notes that Mario jumping with a Star Man looks familiar:
-->'''Johnny''': Huh. Kind of looks like a [[VideoGame/{{Metroid}} Screw Attack.]]
-->'''Random Voice''': [[RunningGag SCREW ATTACK!]]
-->'''Johnny''': Alright-alright, I kinda ran into that one... But who keeps saying that?

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'' Review]]
* Johnny proposing several variants of the Special Stage names: "Bodacious", "Radical", "Cowabunga", and "[[PrecisionFStrike Bitchin']]".
* Johnny's reaction to Bowser's castle having a back door.
--> '''Johnny''': You -- you moron! You idiotic, illogical, oversized, stubborn dipshit! Why?! Why would you have something like this here? I -- I'm at a loss for words; I thought Wart was the King of Jackasses by having something that kills him inside his own room, but Bowser! I mean....My God. You know what, I'm not even gonna go through this back door, I'm gonna go through the main entrance. [[EveryoneHasStandards I'd feel like I'm picking on the mentally disabled if I went through that door.]]
* Any time [[DemonicSpiders Chargin' Chuck]] appears, Creator/GilbertGottfried shows up to scream "WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!"
* Upon seeing a Banzai Bill, Johnny [[SarcasmMode asks the developers if they can make them]] [[TemptingFate a little bigger next time.]] [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Cue the King Bill from the]] [[VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii Wii game.]]
-->'''Johnny''': SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidPrime2Echoes'' Review]]
* Dark Samus [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy entirely misses the shot]] at her original self. Cue soundbyte "No, I missed!"
* Samus herself keeps the gun [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pointed at the player]] in one scene.
-->'''Johnny:''' Always the careful one she is...
* "SCREW ATTA-" [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Shut. Your FACE!"]]
* The Light Suit looks quite goofy for Johnny. ''Especially kneecaps''.
* Referring to Metroids from the previous games as ''DemonicSpiders''. Leading to this meta-comment:
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, it's a bit of [=TVTropes=] lingo there - but Goddammit, that site is awesome!
* Samus gets blasted by something, which causes the framerate of the game drop considerably. Cue Johnny himself appearing in black-and-white filter with the similarly lagging camera:
-->'''Johnny:''' My God, [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou it can attack the fourth wall]]!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing'' Review]]
* Elliot's introduction shows that not only does he have hair now (the last time anyone saw him in Month of Sonic 2, his hair was still short), but is also the first use of the guest star title cards. Elliot also does a silly little pose while the main theme of Super Smash Brothers Brawl plays.
* Elliot slaps Johnny's hand away when Johnny touches Elliot's hair.
* At the start of the review, Johnny mentions an old video where he and Elliot destroyed the game and roasted hot dogs over its flaming corpse, only to discover that the game is still on his computer. Johnny likens it to a homeless bum who won't leave a convenience store.
* You can tell that the brothers' hatred towards this game is not forced, even when Elliot's [[SarcasmMode praising the fact that the trucks can transcend the speed of light while going backwards.]]
* After Elliot's read the description of the game, Johnny already losing it.
-->'''Johnny:''' LIES! ''FUCKING LIES!!''
-->'''Elliot:''' Yes, John. Relax! The game hasn't even started yet.
* Johnny's anger is compounded with the words he's saying being overlaid on the screen in big red letters.
-->'''Johnny:''' So without a moving opponent, [[SuddenlyShouting THAT MEANS THERE'S NO FUCKING RACE! So the entire concept of the game is completely SHOT IN THE ASS!]]
* Johnny compares the out of game boundaries to a white void that even [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyV Exdeath]] would call paradise.
* During one of the on-camera parts, Johnny's talking about how Superman 64 is a much better game than Big Rigs. Next to him is Elliot, who's texting. Without missing a beat, Johnny turns to Elliot and asks: "How's that phone, by the way?"
** This phrase gets into RunningGag territory for the future Let's Plays.
* The ending credits provide this gem:
-->''Big Rigs is copyrighted to Who Gives a Fuck''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum'' Review]]
* As he's discussing the Riddler trophies, we hear The Riddler himself chastise Johnny, asking if he's looking up the location of the riddles and trophies on the Internet. Johnny quickly denies this, before turning around and going back to Website/GameFAQs.
* One fight scene has the [[Series/Batman1966 1960s theme]] playing. Johnny also edits in the sound effects, which include Boosh, Pow, and Queef.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Castlevania}}'' Review]]
* Johnny's excuse for the Belmont-Dracula feud since the lore for the series hadn't been established yet? [[FelonyMisdemeanor Dracula borrowed the family's lawnmower and never returned it,]] [[DisproportionateRetribution so Simon is going on a rampage to teach him a lesson.]]
* Johnny wonders: what the Hell are the blueprints of Dracula's castle? Cue the Castlevania Concept Sketch - which is a tic-tac-toe board with the words "Needs More Candles" written in the corner.
** Along with a random pot roast on the side.
* After mentioning that Simon can replenish his health via said pot roast hidden in a wall:
-->'''Johnny:''' Just look at the thing: it looks [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] delicious.
* "Die, motherfucker!" ''Said to Death himself''.
* "Well, it seems that Simon can get pretty well-equipped for this adventure, this game is probably a breeze..." [[BaitAndSwitch No. No...]]
* "Let me put it bluntly: ''Castlevania''... is hard. ''Fucking hard''."
** "Well, what causes it to be hard? Is it the enemies? The level design? The controls?" The answer: [[EverythingTryingToKillYou "All of the above."]]
** "And sometimes, shit like this can happen: ''*cue Simon falling off the staircase on the way to Dracula*'' What the fuck?"
* Calling Simon's walking "The Belmont Strut" for the first time.
* Commenting on the name ''Mix Shrecks'' by saying that it feels like Count Orlok practicing his [=DJ=] business, complete with a picture.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CastlevaniaIISimonsQuest'' Review]]
* Johnny shows off the three boss fights: he walks past Death... ''twice'', easily whips Carmilla, and Dracula himself ''stands no chance''.
* After getting a piece of Dracula's body:
-->'''Johnny:''' Can I just whip the fucking thing and '''prossess''' the piece that way?
* While waiting for the game to change from night to day, Johnny takes a drink of Dos Equis, explaining that he's not a big fan of [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Rolling Rock.]]
** In fact, the whole video is like a huge ShoutOut to the Nerd, considering that not only this game is the ''first'' that Nerd done a review on, but Johnny himself admits to being directly inspired by his work.
* Upon seeing hearts as currency instead of ammunition, Johnny questions if [[Franchise/MortalKombat Kano is stealing both his opponents' hearts - as well as their wallets.]]
* "During the night, the enemies take more hits to kill, and Simon [[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed becomes a werehog]]- I mean, never mind..."
* "The bad ending is better than the normal ending! What the shit?"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse'' Review]]
* Johnny surmises that the reasons the main character was named [[AwesomeMcCoolname Trevor]] in America instead of the original Ralph is because Ralph [[RatedMForManly isn't as cool of a name as Trevor.]]
* "Good ol' pot roast in a wall. Dracula can be quite random..."
* Upon noting that players can choose their path after completing the first stage:
-->'''[[Series/LegendsOfTheHiddenTemple Olmec:]]''' [[CatchPhrase The choices are yours, and yours alone!]]
* His utter glee that Grant can control his jumps in mid-air.
* After playing as Alucard and using his [[ItMakesSenseInContext Balls of Destruction,]] he comes to realize it's the worst attack in the game and sums it up as: "Bleh... I mean, blah..."
* [[NintendoHard This game is]] '''HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!'''
* One of Dracula's forms reminds Johnny of a demonic [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Exeggcute.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' [[LampshadeHanging Look at that, a Pokémon reference in a Castlevania game, huh...]]
* Johnny is caught off-guard when Dracula's third form causes the floor to move. His surprised exclamation of "Whoa!" is perfectly timed with Sypha suddenly dropping off-screen.
* At the end, Johnny uses an emulator to show some footage of the Japanese version. He owns the Famicom version, but not an NES-Famicom converter... until Too Many Games 2015 when Elliot just dropped one in his lap.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperCastlevaniaIV'' Review]]
* Killing the Mummy with a "Taste my limp whip, vile fiend!"
* Once again, Johnny expresses his glee at being able to control his jumps in mid-air.
* The return of an old nemesis: {{Knockback}}.
* "Hell, even the fucking tables attack Simon! Furniture as enemies, hm..."
* Whenever Johnny hits the Rock Monster, he says "Ow!" as the screen flashes.
* Having a hard time with Slogra - the first boss of the BossRush.
-->'''Johnny:''' Jesus Christ, this fucking bird-man always gives me the red ass!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CastlevaniaBloodlines'' Review]]
* The reason Belmonts don't appear in this game, according to Johnny? [[CallBack Dracula finally returned the family lawnmower and has no hard feelings toward them]].
* While showing off Eric's Super-Jump, Johnny ends up nearly sandwiched between a gear and a wall before leaping out of the way.
-->'''Johnny:''' Super Jump, indeed!
* "Die, zombie!" Cue LudicrousGibs.
-->'''Johnny:''' Holy shit...
** On that note, ''Castlevania: Bloodlines'' is rated '''[=GA=]''' (''General Audience''). ''Even if it is the bloodiest entry in the classic Castlevania series''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Damn... we were pretty hardcore in the 90's!
* ''This:''
-->'''Johnny:''' What a stellar-looking statue- *''whips its head off''* [[BaitAndSwitch Fuck you, Michaelangelo, I'm John Morris]]!
* "Anti-gravity platforming in my Castlevania?"
* The Sega Genesis sound chip makes Johnny think that the soundtrack itself busts out wet farts.
* The final form of Dracula has a mouth for a crotch. ''A mouth that spits fire''...
-->'''Johnny''': Yeah, you might wanna get that looked at...
* "Wait: tomorrow is November [=1st=]! You know what that means!" *''Looks at a Sonic Generations poster''* [[BaitAndSwitch "Uncharted 3 is coming out tomorrow!"]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 2)'']]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'' Review]]
* Referring to Sonic's birthday cake as a ''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Birthday chili dog]]''.
* Upon saying that the Modern Era section of the game contains [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Crisis City]] Zone:
-->'''Johnny:''' Jesus Christ, it never fucking ends!
* This tidbit about the [[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed Egg Dragoon]] fight:
-->'''Dr. Eggman:''' Time for a change of pace!
-->'''Johnny:''' Wanna play the DrinkingGame? Take a shot every time Eggman says that line during the fight. You ''will'' think you had 12 fingers, 3 nipples and 2 dicks by the time you're done!
* This standout example before the [[BigBad Time Eater]] fight:
-->'''Classic Tails:''' Dr. Robotnik!
-->'''Classic Eggman:''' Nobody calls me that anymore.
-->'''Johnny:''' You'll always be Dr. Robotnik to me, you fat piece of shit...
* When Johnny talks about the music, the "[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Pingas!]]" can be heard several times.
* When Johnny shows off the 30 Second Trials, he shows that he managed to beat out none other than ''Clement'', complete with a "[[TakeThat Take that, Clement!]]" This spawned a series of videos where the two of them tried to one-up the other in [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Classic City Escape]], which eventually ended with [[EvilLaugh Johnny's]] [[MemeticMutation laugh]].
* At the end of the review, Elliot reminds Johnny of his second Sonic Interview cartoon, which Johnny [[ScheduleSlip promises to be out by Christmas, which didn't happen due to reasons]]. When Johnny makes that promise, Elliot throws the box for Sonic Genesis (GBA) at his head and commands Johnny to "Get back to work!"

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4 Sonic The Hedgehog 4 Episode II]]'' Review]]
* Dr. Eggman revives Metal Sonic with "The Power of Pointing".
* While Johnny is happy that Episode 2 got rid of the wonky physics, he still gets riled up at a large amount of springs and speed boosters...
* Describing one of the team-up attacks as "The 69 Attack".
* Mentioning the Death Egg Mark 2...
-->'''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]:''' What?!
* Since Johnny dropped the ratings starting with this video, he's not sure how to end it...
-->'''Johnny:''' ...yeah, that Metal Sonic figure is still fucking awesome! And this Sonic's figure is too not bad, too - although his head is way too fucking heavy, I can't never stand it upright! *''Figure falls off''* Goddammit...

!![[AC:''VideoGame/DragonBallZBudokai'' Review]]
* "[[ShoutOut Piccolo's Mako... Makenko... Make...]] [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Oh, the Hell with it...]]"
* One scene has two Android 17s just smacking their heads against each other.
* The way capsules are unlocked during cutscenes shows that it tends to get in the way of the mood of certain cutscenes, even creating MoodWhiplash in the process. He uses the scene where Trunks is killed by a stray Death Beam from Cell, followed immediately by a notification popping up saying he unlocked Cell. Johnny then gives a silly thumbs up.
* Johnny admits to nearly breaking out into a fit of laughter at how [[LargeHam hammy]] many of the characters are in the Story Mode - the crowner being Cell's wonderfully operatic "'''TIME TO DIIIIEEEEEE!'''" before firing his Kamehameha at Gohan.
** Similarly, there's Frieza's "KEEEEEYYYYY! [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pidgey!]]"... as well as Captain Ginyu's "[[UnfortunateNames Milky Cannon!]]" attack.
* Johnny is about to end the episode, and in all of a sudden he gets interrupted by several random voices at once: "'''Review ''Metroid Prime 3'' already!'''" And that happens ''twice''.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidPrime3Corruption'' Review]]
* Before Johnny can even ''get to the game'', Elliot hijacks the video via Skype and reminds Johnny about ''Metroid Prime Hunters'' and ''Metroid Prime Pinball'' - the latter of which he somehow manages to ''throw through the TV''.
** On a meta note, many viewers claimed to have tried to answer a Skype call when Elliot appeared, due to using the Skype ringtone.
* Johnny gives quite the "creative" nicknames for characters of ''Metroid Prime Hunters'': "Name Not Important" (''Weavel''), "Who Cares?" (''Noxus''), "Whatever..." (''Trace''), "Fuck All!" (''Spire''), "Empty Space" (''Kanden''). Strangely, ''Sylux'' retains his name - probably because "everyone likes this asshole the most".
* Upon noticing a copy of Samus, Johnny quickly prepares to blast it with the [=NES=] Zapper...
-->'''Admiral Dane:''' Gandrayda, enough!
-->*''cue Gandrayda reverting herself back to normal and giggling''*
-->'''Johnny:''' Ah... bitch!
* Dark Samus easily dispatches the Bounty Hunters... but Samus herself evades the shot. Once again, the soundbyte "No, I missed!" is heard in the background.
* "Ah... you can almost taste that radiation..."
* [[RunningGag "SCREW ATTA-"]] *''[[RunningGagged loud gunshot]]''*
* Johnny [[LargeHam gets a bit loud when discussing the motion controls]]:
--> '''PRESS THOSE KEY CODES! SHOOT THOSE TARGETS! TWIST THAT PANEL! CALIBRATE ''THAT'' PANEL! SHOOT THAT SPECIFIC ENEMY! RIP OFF THAT PANEL! AGAIN. AGAIN. AGAIN. ... ... ... AGAIN. PUMP THAT SUM'BITCH UP!'''
* Johnny addresses Samus' status as a HeroicMime. He even tries to ''give her some speaking lines'' during Ghor's corruption. The result, needless to say, is hilarious:
-->'''Johnny (as Samus):''' Hey, stop that! Get away from him, come on...

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokémon Generation One]] (Red, Blue, and Yellow)'' Review]]
* Johnny's utter bafflement that people in the ''Pokémon'' world can't leave their house because of a few blades of grass.
* Lavender Town, home to [[SuddenlyShouting Severe]] [[MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash!]]
* When it's time for the battle against [[BigBad Giovanni,]] a Johnny-animated version of Red [[LetsGetDangerous pumps a shotgun]].
* Johnny's reason why Pikachu would become the mascot of the entire Pokémon franchise:
--> Johnny: '''''[[SuddenlyShouting BECAUSE IT'S SO GODDAMN CUTE!!]]'''''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/PokemonStadium'' Review]]
* The only minigame Johnny actually enjoyed was the Magikarp minigame, if only because of how hilariously morbid it is.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Did Flareon just shakes its ass at me? Did Nidoqueen just shake her assets?"]]
* One scene has a very bored looking Johnny just pressing the buttons on the controller.

!![[AC:''TabletopGame/PokemonTradingCardGame'' Review]]
* When discussing how he got ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' by trading a ''Pokémon'' card, Johnny accidentally calls Kangaskhan "Genghis Khan".
* During Ryan's memories with the game, clips of a card game between Johnny and Matt are inserted. At one point, Johnny [[FlippingTheTable knocks over the table]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and starts (fake)punching Matt.]]
* Matt's comments at the end of the video:
--> Now that we're done with this, can we get back to ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh''?

!![[AC:''VideoGame/PokemonSnap'' Review]]
* His [[LargeHam imitation of Professor Oak.]]
--> [[LargeHam Is that Pikachu on a STUMP?]]
* Johnny's [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl yelp of horror]] just before he's run over by a Rapidash.
* Ted's appearance at the end, via Skype.
--> [[FlatWhat Pokémon Snap? Really?]]
* During the argument about why Ryan gets to join Johnny and Ted for Generation II, Ryan responds, "I have three [[PromotionalPowerlessPieceOfGarbage Ancient Mews]]; you doubt my credibility?"

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Pokémon Generation Two]] (Gold, Silver, and Crystal)'' Review]]
* Ted and Ryan won't let Johnny start the review because they're too busy badgering him about [[ScheduleSlip the Month of Pokémon going a week past its deadline.]]
--> '''Ted:''' I didn't know this was the Month PLUS ONE WEEK of ''Pokémon''.
* When Ryan mentions the day-to-night cycle:
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BrickJoke Does the player become a werehog?]] \\
'''Ryan:''' No, John, he does not become a werehog! \\
'''Johnny:''' OK, good.
* This bit:
-->'''Ted:''' So, what name are you gonna give this ass? \\
''*Johnny types '''THISASS''' in Rival's Name? menu*'' \\
'''Ryan:''' Oh... classy.
* The argument about Bugsy's gender which concludes with this:
-->'''Johnny:''' Fuck it! Bugsy has Bug-type Pokemon at ''its'' disposal.
* Johnny is easily annoyed by some of the whining from Ted and Ryan. Both guests are equally annoyed when Johnny easily owns [[ThatOneBoss Whitney's Miltank and Morty's Gengar]], starts killing the Roaming Legendaries, and spends extra time raising a second team (consisting of Pokémon like '''Tyranitar''' and '''Dragonite'''). All of which fills Johnny's delight.
* Once John ends the review (and with it his Month of ''Pokémon'', since he hasn't played [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Gen III]]), Ted suggests a month of ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}''. Johnny laughs off the requested franchise as undeserving of reviews, angering Ted into wanting a battle with Johnny (he even gets the exclamation point that appears above Trainers looking for a battle). Johnny refuses until Ryan impatiently urges him, and the two trade BringIt phrases before starting [[EvasiveFightThreadEpisode their]] [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome battle]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity'' Review]]
* "Every time this guy (Hugo Strange) appears on the screen, the word '''DUMBASS''' is just illuminates on his forehead to me."
** Complete with the word "Dumbass" doing just that.
* Johnny starts off trying to speak with an impression of [[Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy Christian Bale's Batman voice]], but goes into a coughing fit after a few seconds.
* Johnny doesn't exactly know how to pronounce Ra's al Ghul's name, so he just settles to call him Mr. al Ghul.
* Speaking of the DUMBASS comment above, someone took count of how many times Johnny said that particular word in this review, and got well over 20. It gets to the point where every other word out of Johnny's mouth in this review is "dumbass".
* This:
-->'''Johnny''': The word "mook" was uttered 11 times during that last paragraph. And don't ask me to count how many times I said "Pokémon" during "Month of Pokémon"; I can't count that high!
** Someone did, and they counted Johnny saying "Pokémon" over 120 times.

!! [[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure'' Review]]
* Johnny's dumbfounded reaction to Big's texture glitching out.
* While talking about how Big and Gamma really don't contribute to the story, he shows a scene of Tikal talking to Big, with Big's thoughts being the Trololo guy.
** In the Sonic Heroes LP, he admits that he wanted to use a scene from [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants]] (specifically the live action shot of a carton of milk tipping over), but couldn't find the appropriate scene.
* When talking about how Sonic pretty much conked out while Tikal was showing him the past in the [[GoldenEnding Last Story]], Johnny shows Tails and Knuckles' point of view which shows Sonic just staring off into space and going derp-eyed.
* [[TheStinger After the credits, while Johnny's practicing introducing the next game, Elliot suggests he should pull it from behind him so it looks like he has a magical ass. Johnny goes with it.]]

!! [[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'' Review]]
* The review starts off playing the "Light Side Story" trailer (Which, in-game, you only see if you clear the Dark story first). After the "Farewell, Sonic... forever." line, Johnny stares on for a moment before glancing over at a table that is laid out with every physical Sonic game (barring the Mario Olympic crossovers and Heroes, but including Shadow the Hedgehog, compilations and the re-releases of Adventure 1 and 2) put out after [=SA2=] upto the release of the video (up to Generations).
* Johnny spends about a minute pointing out problems with Eggman's plan, wondering how a genius like him could make such mistakes. The video then cuts to a scene in ''[[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles Sonic & Knuckles]]'' where Eggman blows up his own base trying to destroy Sonic with a laser. Johnny responds: "Okay, you've made your point."
* When Eggman blows up the moon, Johnny shows two different reactions -- one is the general audience reacting with shock, the other is a longtime Sonic fan laughing and drinking his soda.
* Towards the end of the review, his final notes are interrupted by the loud buzzing noises his Dreamcast is making, so he decides to switch over to the Gamecube port, [=SA2=] Battle. He doesn't get more than a few seconds into the opening cutscene when it cuts to a disc read error message.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicHeroes'' Review]]
* At the beginning, Johnny explains why he's reviewing the Gamecube version, citing the [=PS2=] version as the worst port of the game, and laughs that he got the game for Elliot as a Christmas gift. Elliot [[FlippingTheBird silently flips him off.]]
* "It's said when the only way I can have a good time with Sonic Heroes is with [[StalkerWithACrush a love-starved pink hedgehog,]] a rabbit with an incredibly annoying voice, [[Creator/JonStJohn and a big cat voiced by Duke Nukem!"]]
* When discussing the character battles:
-->'''Johnny''': She (Amy) wants to physically assault him just so he'll marry her? (Amy's [[RedEyesTakeWarning face turns red)]] [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AH!]]
* When Big ends up in his [[Film/Titanic1997 Draw me in one of your French girls poses]], Johnny and Elliot [[BrainBleach react appropriately.]]
* His epic rant about "Heroes'" [[ThatOneLevel Special]] [[ScrappyMechanic Stages]]. Complete with '''CENSORED MODE'''.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog'']]
* When the Black Arms (i.e. "aliens") appear in the game's first cutscene, an annoyed Johnny [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere wordlessly drops the controller and leaves]]... only to force himself to sit back down and pick the controller back up seconds later, sighing in exasperation all the while.
* Listen to his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGPv3fhBWRY#t=15m14s rant]] here (you have to wait a while). Oh man.

!![[AC:VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Review]]
* When Shadow kicks Silver in slow-motion:
-->'''Johnny:''' I always look forward to that...
* '''TIME TRAVEL IS BULLSHIT'''
* Johnny gets gradually more irritated by the overall absurdity of the plot - especially the main cast's [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot inability to prevent something that could've been easily averted...]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Somebody, for the love of God, '''[[SuddenlyShouting DO SOMETHING RIGHT!!!]]'''
* After Mephiles kills Sonic, Johnny learns that the only way to bring him back to life is to use all seven Chaos Emeralds. Thankfully, Sonic himself was OnlyMostlyDead.
-->'''[[Film/ThePrincessBride Miracle Max:]]''' It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. It's a big difference between "mostly dead" and "all dead". Please, open his mouth!
-->*''Cue Princess Elise kissing Sonic; cut to Johnny drinking his beer in contemplation''*
** And of course, the Princess herself hesitates to erase Solaris from history.
-->'''Elise:''' I don't care what happens to the world!
-->'''Johnny:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards You disgust me, you senseless bitch...]]
* Johnny says that the only NPC of interest in the hub area is a man playing the accordion.
-->'''Johnny:''' That's a great stuff there, accordion man. Now play me the [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Polkamon]]!
-->*''Cue the Accordion Man doing just that''*
* '''ROCK LAUNCH! HUAH!!'''
* The entire montage of the characters saying: "Long time no see!"
-->'''Sonic:''' ''How long is this gonna go on?!''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda'' Review]]
* Johnny points out the absolutely useless map on the game's HUD:
-->'''Johnny''': Well, fuck that.
-->''*Goes on the Internet and pulls out a map for the game, all set to the Item Get jingle*''
* Johnny thinking that Darknut sounds like a porno version of Film/TheDarkKnight.
* Johnny brutally points out how difficult the AI can get in [[VeryDefinitelyFinalDungeon Ganon's Dungeon]]... and sheds a new light on Blue Wizrobes:
-->'''Johnny''': Ganon's Dungeon is filled with a lot of dead ends with hordes of Wizrobes waiting to ambush you!
-->'''Johnny (as a whole horde of Blue Wizrobes complete with echo)''': Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat! Fresh Meat!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink'' Review]]
* Casually referring to the Wizrobes as "the Ku Klux Klan".
** And interrupting himself at the end of the review by saying: "I got this hat at Momocon."

!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast'' Review]]
* Having trouble with pronouncing Agahnim's name and deciding to call him ''Jerry'' for the rest of the review.
* Johnny having trouble with the Moldorm. ClusterFBomb ensues.
* Johnny notes how Wizrobes got significantly easier compared to the original game:
-->'''Johnny (as a Wizrobe)''': Fresh Meat! Fresh- WHOOOP! ''*gets killed by Link*''
* Johnny provokes the Cuccos to attack him.
* The episode ends with the Japanese hip-hop commercial.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'' Review]]
* Johnny is quick to notice that some enemies are borrowed from ''Super Mario Bros. 2''. Including ''Wart''.
** When ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}'' suddenly shows up:
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, you crafty bitches!
* Upon waking up Wind Fish, Koholint Island is erased from existence. [[BookEnds And Link is still stranded in the sea]]. Johnny quickly thanks Wind Fish with "Yeah, thanks, asshole!"
** He also tells that Marin got out of the dream as a seagull in the secret ending...
-->'''Johnny:''' But Link is still lost at sea... I mean, what the fuck?

!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'' Review]]
* Johnny's reaction to the words: "Whilst thou get the girl? [[IShallTauntYou Or play like one?]]"
* Noting that Link is too young:
-->'''Johnny:''' The kid is barely 9 years old in this game... boy, is he in for some shit!
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That Gets Shit Done"
* Ganondorf is able to get to the Temple of Time because of Link who left the door open. Cue Johnny with a "Wah-wah" comment.
* Johnny lampshades the fact that the Sages are pleading Link to stop the evil Ganondorf to save the world:
-->'''Johnny:''' That's why I'm here in the first place - to stop the world from becoming even shittier...
* *''cut to young Link''* "Sup," *''cut to young Zelda''* "You!"
* Getting aggravated by ''Kaepora Gaebora'' of all people.
-->'''Johnny:''' Goddammit, no! Go away, Kaepora Gaebora! Go away! GO AWAY! *''sigh''* You're not going away, are you?
-->'''Kaepora Gaebora:''' Fuckin' real!
-->*''cue Johnny's shocked expression''*

!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' Review]]
* Referring to Happy Mask Salesman as ''Mr. Smiles''.
* Johnny finally gets [[ColonyDrop the reason]] for the 72 hours limit.
-->'''Johnny:''' I mean... SHIT...
** He also determines that each day in Termina is 18 minutes long; thus Link has ''54 real-time minutes'' to save the world. Cue the shocked [[Film/BackToTheFuture Doc Brown]].
* Johnny [[RunningGag once again bothers Cuccos]] while killing time for the sidequests.
* This bit about the Stone Mask:
-->'''Johnny:''' What? You couldn't tell from the design that it makes you pracitically invisible? Come on, really?
** The picture of Link with said mask is the icing on the cake.
* The bosses' names: Goht (''Goat'') and Gyorg (''George'').
* "God, I hate playing Ocarina songs on the analog stick!" *''Link gets the wrong note''* "Fuck!"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Braid}}'' Review]]
* This game's story is ''LOADED'' with symbolism. Any gamer who tries to comprehend it will "explode like a fucking atomic bomb".
-->*''Cue the actual nuke going off''*
* In one of the levels called "[[UnfortunateNames Fecal Companion]]" (that's an actual name, [=BTW=]), Johnny gets aggravated by the task of dragging the key with him over the entire course.
-->'''Johnny:''' The key is very fucking fecal, indeed!
* To get one of the hidden stars, Johnny needs to wait '''2 HOURS''' for the cloud to shift in its direction. That is, ''the 2 hours in real time''. Johnny's anger over this issue speaks for itself.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMeatBoy'' Review]]
* Johnny already has a clear understanding of what this game could do to anyone who decides to play DrinkingGame about it. Complete with a clip of Clement from his attempt screaming "I HATE [[VideoGame/MegaManX6 MEGA MAN X6]]!!!"
-->'''Johnny:''' Heh-heh, poor asshole...
* "I'm gonna beat this Meat! [[TemptingFate Bring it on, Super Meat-]]"
** [[GilliganCut Cue the]] '''[[AtomicFBomb CENSORED MODE]]''' [[GilliganCut and BadassFingersnap to "turn it off".]]
-->'''Johnny (a bit later):''' [[NintendoHard This game will challenge you.]] You will die. You will die a lot. And HOLY SHIT, ''[[RuleOfThree you will die a lot!]]''
** Not to mention, the ridiculous amount of deaths Johnny suffered while playing this game for the review.
* Calling [[VideoGame/{{Braid}} Tim]] "the perplexing fuck".
** Screaming in angst upon mentioning [[VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy The Kid]]. And the game of origin itself being characterized as "FUCK YOU: THE GAME".

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CaveStory'' Review]]
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' May I ask: who the Hell names their kid ''Misery''? You're just asking her to be part of a [[Franchise/StarWars Dark Side]] in due time!
* The overall aggravation about getting the best ending...
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck, game?
** While on the same topic, Johnny pictures a kid casually strolling to his home... only for the 5,000 feet mountain suddenly appear out of nowhere, with said home at its peak. In other words, the ''literal DifficultySpike''.
** The Bloodstained Sanctuary... which Johnny describes as ''The Fucking Hell'' - both in literal and figurative sense. ''Especially the ridiculous amount of bosses that needs to be defeated''... with '''NO CHECKPOINTS!!'''
* Also, this bit about [[ActionGirl Curly Brace]]:
-->'''Johnny:''' Look at that cute smile [[BloodKnight when she's obliterating that monster]]...

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Bastion}}'' Review]]
* The review is narrated by some man that got hired by Johnny.
** Some conversations between the Narrator and Johnny are also funny.
* The protagonist of ''Bastion'' is known only as ''the Kid''.
-->'''Narrator:''' No, it ain't [[VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy that Kid]]... but I can hear John's [=PTSD=] from here.
-->*''cue Johnny himself screaming in defeat''*
* The "contract signed with ''[=WB=] Games''" is just a piece of paper with the words "Talk A Lot - Don't Say Much" written on it.
* Apparently, Narrator doesn't have any idea about the word "[=McGuffin=]". To him, it sounds like a breakfast sandwich.
** On that note, he also points out that Johnny likes the game about [[Franchise/KingdomHearts the boy who uses the key as a sword]], and the game about [[VideoGame/BraveFencerMusashi the boy who's living in the kingdom where everything is named after food]]. Johnny quickly corrects the Narrator by spelling out the actual titles.
* At one point, Elliot himself asks Johnny who he's talking to, thinking it's the ''Tails Doll'' again.
-->'''Johnny (to the Narrator):''' Are you the Tails Doll?
-->'''Narrator:''' No.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's not the Tails Doll, Elliot!
-->'''Elliot (off-screen):''' Okay...
* The Narrator gets rocks as a payment at the end of the episode.
* The outtake with the background motorbike noise.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/DustAnElysianTail'' Review]]
* Noting how the creator of this game - Dean Dodrill - expected to complete this game under 3 and a half months; but the game itself was released after 3 in a half ''years'' of hard work.
-->'''Johnny:''' Never underestimate your work, folks! It can bite you in the ass...
* The [[CallBack Mysterious Wall Chicken]]...
-->'''Johnny:''' Nothing mysterious about Wall Chicken - [[VideoGame/{{Castlevania}} it's fucking delicious!]]
* The leveling-up system bit:
-->*''During the dialogue with [=NPC=], the sudden explosion occurs''*
-->'''Johnny:''' ''FUCK!'' Holy shit... I can't remember the last time I played the game where leveling-up was represented by a character ''fucking exploding'' in the glimmer of light!
* Noting that this game sports the progression system similar to that of ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia'': certain locations on the world map unlock as the player gets further and further along in the story. The players are free to choose any of these unlocked locations - whether to advance the plot further or to accumulate the necessary amount of experience.
-->'''Olmec:''' [[RunningGag The choices are yours, and yours alone!]]
* The odd color scheme of the titular hero.
-->'''Johnny:''' It looks like he's fighting in his fucking pajamas!
* Johnny is suddenly terrified upon seeing some of the games from Summer Steam Sales levitating over his head, ''as if they ask him to be reviewed next''.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' Review]]
* At the end of Day 2 in Survival Mode, Johnny briefly sidetracks into ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''.
* During the Day 3, Johnny suddenly gets attacked by two skeleton archers.
-->'''Johnny (to the character who is shot with arrows that protrude out of his body):''' Ugh, sorry, dude...
* Johnny's losing of his inventory, as he himself puts it, "demoralized the fuck out of him". He lashes out at some skeleton as if it was a punching bag.
* Hitting an adorable pixelated pig with a tool.
* Johnny ends the episode by teleporting out of his couch, kinda like [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic certain Blue Bomber]] would do.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan'' Review]]
* The picture of Mega Man sitting on the sidewalk with a sign "Will work for E-TANKS".
* ''This:''
-->'''Johnny:''' Mega Man - Champion of Justice. Now get your metallic ass out there and start shooting shit up!
* Mega Man "skyrocketing towards death".
-->'''Johnny:''' No, seriously, did you see how fucking fast he fell down there?
* Johnny has some problems with Mega Man's traction, and this tidbit on the very small platform is what really sells it:
-->'''Johnny''': Easy. Easy... *''grabs the item finally''* There we go. *''jumps into the bottomless pit anyway''*
* Referring to Mega Man's ArmCannon as a ''Lemon Shooter''.
* This bit about Magnet Beam:
-->'''Johnny:''' Fuckin' love this thing... Fuck you, dissappearing blocks! Fuck you, pogo-bot! Fuck you, bottomle- *''falls into pit again''* '''AAGH!!!'''
* Johnny's violent reaction to the '''[[Main/PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] YELLOW DEVIL'''.
** And he later calls it a "fucking jerk".
* Johnny notices that Mega Man ''left Dr. Wily alone'' after he defeated him. His reaction:
-->'''Johnny:''' What, did Mega Man just: "'''HEY! CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!! OKAY, BYE-TEE!!!'''"
* From the ''VideoGame/MegaManPoweredUp'' portion:
** "Possibly racially insensitive Oil Man"
** (Fucking) Yellow Devil is able to speak in the ancient language of "BUMO".
-->'''Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger:''' [[BigShutUp SHADDUP! SHADDUP!!!]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan2'' Review]]
* Addressing the absurd North American cover of the game:
-->'''Johnny:''' Was Capcom deliberately fucking with the artist responsible for creating international box arts?
** It took one single look at European cover to simply proclaim: "Let's just move on..."
* "Mega Man: Champion of Justice. Doesn't know how to call police."
* The problems with knockback return once again.
-->'''Johnny:''' Seriously, that's one archaic design choice I'm glad time has forgotten about... *''cue being knocked back into bottomless pit''* Ow, come on!
* Noting how Metal Blade essentially outshines Mega Man's own ArmCannon.
-->'''Johnny:''' Mega Man can fire metallic object in 8 directions, but not his Mega Buster... *''shrugs''*
** [[OneHitKill Killing Metal Man in one hit]] with it.
-->'''Johnny:''' Metal Man is afraid of his own weapon? The hell?! Huh...
* The "year-long hike across seasons" that Mega Man goes through in the ending.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan3'' and ''Mega Man: The Wily Wars'' Review]]
* The resident Mega Man Guy - [[LetsPlay/ClementJ642 The Great Clement]] - joins Johnny for the review. Both take the time to poke fun at their respective ''Sonic '06'' reviews' lengths.
-->'''Johnny:''' This is getting us nowhere! You can join me this time, but be warned... *''dramatic music''*
-->'''Clement:''' [[DefensiveWhat What...?]]
-->'''Johnny:''' [[MoodWhiplash I'm not a Mega Man enthusiast.]]
* The North American cover of ''Mega Man 3'' is a lot better than the previous two... but Mega Man himself is seen with a creepy SlasherSmile on his face.
-->'''Clement:''' Not to mention, he's a dirty fighter... Mega Man just totally [[GroinAttack shot Spark Man in the dick!]] If I were Top Man, I'd be buying some protection right now!
** The European box art isn't any better, though:
-->'''Clement:''' AGH! Christ, Wily!
-->'''Johnny:''' That's the stuff of nightmares, folks... *''whispering''* [[BigBrotherIsWatching Dr. Wily's always watching...]]
* Both Johnny and Clement praise [[RobotDog Rush]] for being way better than the flat Items from the [[VideoGame/MegaMan2 previous game]].
-->'''Johnny:''' This is awesome. Please tell me it's become a staple of the series!
-->'''Clement:''' Well, yeah, but...
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, [[CallBack fuck you, invisible blocks]]!
-->'''Clement:''' Eh, let him find out. He doesn't need to know right now...
-->'''Johnny:''' [[CallBack Fuckin' love this thing!]]
* "[[TemptingFate Heh, I'm pretty sure I'll respawn at the-]]" "I'm at the beginning of the stage?! What the fuck???"
* Dr. Wily's gets misspelled as '''Dr. Wiley''' until the end of the review.
* Johnny compliments Dr. Wily for leaving Energy Tanks, and a generally easy level design... until he meets with the '''[[BerserkButton FUCKING YELLOW DEVIL]]'''.
* "Oh, man! [[SarcasmMode Watch out for that very small slow turtle!]]"
* "'''PLEASE, FORGIVE ME!!!'''"
* After the video concludes, Johnny sees Clement [[CallBack still trying to]] [[BrickJoke beat Johnny's record at]] [[VideoGame/SonicGenerations Classic]] [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 City Escape.]]
** And the EvilLaugh from Clement... that abruptly transitions into coughing fit.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan4'' and ''VideoGame/MegaMan5'' Review]]
* This line from ''4'':
-->'''Johnny''': Wasting no time, Mega Man begins his journey to cut that shit out.
* Johnny bopping his head and spinning around in his chair during the "Weapon Get" theme.
* Johnny's epic-looking face during the Toad Man battle.
* From the same game, when discussing Flash Stopper:
-->'''Johnny''': It also makes the likes of Pharaoh Man a complete joke. Look at that: he can't do shit now.
-->*''cue the animation of Mega Man unloading a shitload of pellets at the helpless Pharaoh Man''*
** [[https://www.deviantart.com/bravebowmantbw/art/SomecallmeJohnny-Pharaoh-Man-Icon-728361651 Also in 8-bit sprite form!]]
* Dr. Cossak's giant grabby-grabby claw.
* Dr. Wily forced Dr. Cossack to do his bidding while he... played Sudoku, apparently.
* Wily Capsule ''appearing on top of charged Pharaoh Shot and destroying itself''.
* ''This'':
-->'''Johnny''': So, Wily is defeated once more, and then he... easily escapes via rotating door... The fortress explodes, and the credits roll. [[CurseCutShort The fu-]] [[DeadpanSnarker Wow! That's an ending! Why don't we just head into]] VideoGame/MegaMan5 [[DeadpanSnarker now and see how they managed to follow that]] [[SarcasmMode masterpiece of storytelling.]]
* In ''5'', Proto Man is described as a "jumping douchebag who gets kicks out of Jolly Old Fat Man".
* Apparently, Robot Masters can be easily ordered in packages of 8 to cause problems.
* Johnny thinking that Proto Man's fortress looks like a spaceship. Then it promptly flies off.
* Johnny waiting until the Mystery Tank fills up all of Mega Man's weapon energy.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan6'' Review]]
* The game just doesn't feel right being played on a newer [=HDTV=]... so Johnny goes into the storage room to get his old TV, which he claims to be much heavier than it looks.
** After setting up the old school gaming rig, Johnny presses the Power button on the NES, only to be met by a burst of static for a few seconds.
* Johnny imagines the [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome First Annual Robot Master Tournament]] as a "Series/RobotWars competition with more personality".
** He silently suspects that [[BigBad Mr. X]], the host of said tournament, looks [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute way too familliar]] for him.
* The summary of the game:
-->'''Johnny:''' There's 8 bad guys, you're one good guy, Bam, Boom, Pow, Kablooey, final boss time!
* Noticing the word '''FAILD'''.
* Johnny is shocked that Mega Man ''finally does something'' to capture Wily. Namely, he ties up the good doctor with rope.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan7'' Review]]
* Nathan's arguments with the trapped Tails Doll:
-->'''Tails Doll:''' You there! Yes, you, with the silly hat! Are you talking to Johnny?
-->'''Nathan:''' Aye, what?
-->'''Tails Doll:''' Tell him he's an asshole!
-->'''Nathan:''' Uh... hey, John? [[ItMakesSenseInContext The demonic-looking fox thing says you're an asshole.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Lovely.]] Anyway, what's up?
* Nathan pleads with Johnny to let him join - if only for the bearded dragon.
* ''Wily's'' name gets misspelled [[RunningGag yet again]] - as ''Dr. Willy''.
** Also, this:
-->'''Johnny:''' Nathan, I've played six ''Mega Man'' games at this point, I think I can handle another Willy.
-->'''Nathan:''' [[DoubleEntendre That... sounds...]]
* The picture of Mega Man with the Metool hat.
* The alternate theme to Shade Man's level is [[VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins the main theme to Ghosts 'n Goblins,]] [[HeroicBSOD which leaves Johnny sitting in the fetal position for a while before screaming in terror.]]
** During the battle with Wily, Johnny lists the hardest games he played in the past. When Nathan once again mentions ''Ghosts and Goblins'', Johnny only screams in angst.
* ''This dialogue:''
-->'''Nathan (as Proto Man):''' Did you collect R, U, S and H circuit plates yet?
-->'''Johnny (as Mega Man):''' [[SarcasmMode No.]]
-->'''Nathan (as Proto Man):''' No need for the sarcasm. By the way, what do you think of my invisible coffee mug?
* After getting the last weapon, Mega Man teleports away; and when he comes back for the cutscene, he finds Dr. Light's lab completely shitwrecked.
-->'''Johnny (as Mega Man):''' That was only 3 seconds-
-->'''Nathan (as Dr. Light):''' Don't judge me...
* ''This'':
-->'''Johnny''': Okay, Mega Man, he's [Wily] down once more, now it's time to whip out that magestic rope of yours and-
-->*''cue Mega Man suddenly charging his Buster''*
-->'''Johnny''': ...or you can just straight up kill the bastard...
* Lampshading the UnflinchingWalk scene (which is absent from ''Anniversary Collection'').
* When Nathan finally leaves, he dons his [[VideoGame/PacMan Clyde]] costume, leaving Johnny [[FlatWhat a little dumbfounded]].

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/MegaMan8'' Review]]
* Lampshading the fact that Mega Man can actually shoot in multiple directions... [[CutscenePowerToTheMax only in cutscenes]]. "And that's just horseshit", indeed.
* Johnny is clearly seen giggling at the horrible voice acting.
** Said voice acting causes Johnny to call Dr. Wily "[[RunningGag Dr.]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome Wahwee]]" for the ''entire'' review.
* Johnny notes that Rush got ''a lot less useful'' in this game. He even falls asleep!
-->'''[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]]:''' Man's best friend...
* Johnny takes a spotlight on a particularly long scream by Mega Man (for twenty seconds) when he's grabbed in a cutscene.
-->"Holy shit, someone save him and SHUT HIM UP ALREADY!!"
* Ad-lipping the line "screw up" in the outtake.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManAndBass'' Review]]
* Johnny's excitement over the fact that Bass averts the DenialOfDiagonalAttack trope entirely.
* Johnny gets hot under the collar [[FakeDifficulty at how hard the game is, particularly as Mega Man.]]
** "What... [[Film/{{Hellraiser}} Pinhead]] designed these stages?!"
** Sniper Joe getting an [[CollisionDamage easy drop]] on Mega Man.
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, thanks for that cheap shot, asshole!!
** "OH MY GOD, King's fortress..." The KaizoTrap at the end of the first stage, ''[[MarathonLevel the whole entirety of the second]]'', and the [[BossRush gauntlet of Robot Masters]] with platforming challenges in between in the third. Johnny only has this to say:
-->'''Johnny:''' I play video games to escape and have fun, not to have an excuse to break a fucking monitor!
* The whole list of problems surrounding the second boss battle in King's second stage:
--> ''1.'' You're constantly moving across platforms and hovering over bottomless pits.
--> ''2.'' A fist attack that can destroy said platforms, leaving you pretty much fucked if you're [[MightyGlacier Mega Man]].
--> ''3.'' A flashbang attack that completely blinds you - the player - leaving you unable to see what you're doing for a second.
--> ''4.'' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment THAT FUCKING FIST ATTACK!!!]]
* Learning that King was controlled by none other than [[HijackedByGanon Dr. Wily]].
-->'''Johnny:''' This story fucking blows!
* The [=GBA=] version adds another problem to the already hard game: '''SCREEN CRUNCH'''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Bullshit parts just got a whole lot... [[ShapedLikeItself bullshittier]].
* At the end of the video, when [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries Ryan]] appears to talk to Johnny, Johnny's holding the NES zapper at Ryan's head, thinking the Tails Doll is finally returned. Ryan, naturally, is confused.
** Ryan laments the fact that he didn't joined Johnny for the ''Mega Man'' review.
-->'''Johnny:''' Since when did it become a fucking law that I need to give my associates the heads-up for this sort of shit?!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan9'' and ''VideoGame/MegaMan10'' Review]]
* "Holy shit! A female..."
** Said "female" is able to decimate [[GlassCannon Proto Man]]: the amount of damage taken from Splash Woman's [[ShockAndAwe Laser Trident]] speaks for itself.
** Speaking of Proto Man himself, he is [[GameBreaker too powerful]] in ''VideoGame/MegaManPoweredUp''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Have fun nuking the shit out of enemies with large-ass cannon shots!
* In Plug Man's stage, Johnny frantically tries to slide under the platform to get the screw. Ryan reminds him that Mega Man doesn't have the slide nor the charge shot for this game.
-->*''cue Johnny staring dramatically at the camera''*
* Johnny is glad to see that the [[EmergencyEnergyTank Energy Tanks]] came back after being absent in ''Mega Man 8'' and ''Mega Man & Bass''.
-->'''Ryan:''' Eh, going with an E-Tank withdrawal there...
-->'''Johnny:''' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion Wanna play]] ''VideoGame/MegaManAndBass'' [[ArmorPiercingQuestion and find out?]]
-->'''Ryan:''' No... no... I was... just curious...
* Noting that ''Mega Man 9'' has the option to enable sprite flickering.
-->'''Johnny:''' But why the Hell would you wanna do that?
* "[[VideoGame/MegaMan10 Roboenza Virus...]]"
* "Deadly footballs, baseballs, lockers... Lockers?"
* Johnny briefly slips into pirate accent upon seeing Wily Machine 10.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/GhostsNGoblins'' and ''Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts'' Review]]
* Tails Doll kidnaps Johnny and forces him to play the game after seeing Johnny [[HeroicBSOD become a little chickenshit]] during the ''Mega Man 7'' review.
** Also, this moment:
-->'''Johnny:''' You could've killed me while I was unconcious, and yet here I am - alive and well on my futon. What is it, performance anxiety or something?
-->'''Tails Doll:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT YOUR FACE!]]
* ''This'':
-->'''Johnny (to the game cartridge):''' Please, crap out on me!
-->'''Tails Doll:''' Not gonna happen, Johnny...
* "Don't you hate it when you get cock-blocked by the Prince of Darkness himself?"
* Johnny's anger is cranked way higher than usual for the first game, particularly during the fifth level.
** So much so that ''even Tails Doll'' eventually gets fed up with Johnny being on one level for three hours ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer which Johnny admits that he really was stuck on Stage Five for that long]]), but also the ghosts' ear grating squeals.
** Before Johnny even gets to ''play'' this nightmarish level, we get this:
-->'''Tails Doll:''' Enjoying yourself, Johnny?
-->'''Johnny:''' Eat a dick, you sick muppet!
-->'''Tails Doll:''' Calm now, you finally reached the final level. You got this far. Surely you can go the distance...
-->'''Johnny:''' Have you played this game before? I'd rather play ''Sonic '06'' than sludge this unholy piece of programming!
-->*''{{Beat}}''*
-->'''Tails Doll:''' That's sure to offend [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd someone]]-
-->'''Johnny:''' Nah... who cares?
** "It's not pleasant... no, let me rephrase that: [[ShoutOut IT FUCKING SUCKS! IT SUCKS!]]"
* After finding out that Johnny would have to play Ghosts 'N Goblins twice, we get this gem:
-->'''Tails Doll:''' The princess can enjoy spending her time in hell, move on to the next game.
* While going through ''Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts'', Johnny seems to ''enjoy'' the game until it requires from him to beat it again... ''by defeating Astaroth with the Bracelet power-up''.
* Tails Doll's send-off to Johnny:
-->'''Tails Doll:''' Tell your brother I said "Hello"... oh, and tell your other brother to suck it!
** When he finally leaves, Johnny takes the time to smash the games. He picks up a normal hammer... before deciding to go big and break out ''a freaking Mjolnir''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 3)'']]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld'' Review]]
* Johnny lamenting the fact that he would review the latest Sonic game in the franchise one way or another - even if it means that he would become a billionaire.
-->'''Johnny:''' Nope, still not a billionaire...
* Noting that Deadly Six plan to destroy the world by sucking up all of its energy. Cue [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Dark Helmet, Colonel Sandurz and President Skroob]] [[CrowdChant chanting]]: "SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!!!"
* The confusion about certain Wisp power-ups quickly stops at the sight of [[BerserkButton yet another Slicer]].
-->'''Johnny:''' Motherfucker... *''cue using Homing Attack at said Slicer''* Ugh! Asshole...
* The overall summary of the ''[=3DS=]'' version:
-->'''Johnny:''' Is this another ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations [=3DS=]'' - something that was made on the cheap just to have a handheld version of a game on a system that more people were likely to own compared to the ''Wii U''?
-->'''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Mephiles the Dark:]]''' [[MathematiciansAnswer The answer is yes... and no.]]
* The overall problems with recording footage of Special Stages from [=3DS=] version make Johnny "look like [[SelfDeprecation a damn fool]]" with all of the turning and spinning he needs to endure in the process.

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkBetweenWorlds'' Review]]
* The new villain, Yuga, is praised by Johnny for not only being legitimately intimidating, but because his name is much easier to pronounce than [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Agahnim]] (sorry, ''Jerry'').
** The way Johnny pronounces [[HilarityEnsues Sahasrahla]]'s name.
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That - [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Once Again]] - Gets Shit Done"
* ''This:''
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Link's Awakening'' is still a fine game. Think I'll save myself a bunch of ignorant comments by saying that... Hopefully.
* Seeing the Moldorm yet again... only to easily destroying it with the Hammer.
* Teleporting into the DarkWorld reminds Johnny of the Parallel Brooklyn sequence from the god-awful ''Super Mario Bros.'' movie.
** The name of this Dark World, by the way? ''[[JustForPun Lorule]]''.
--> *''Cue the sarcastic laughter from Creator/JimCarrey''*
* The brief introduction to Princess Hilda, ''complete with a business card''.
* Johnny notes that Lorule's dungeons can be completed in any order.
-->'''Olmec:''' [[CallBack The choices are yours, and yours alone!]]
* "Now why the fuck do I have [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] hanging on my wall?"
* Johnny's send-off:
-->'''Johnny:''' Thank you guys for watching, have a nice night... and what the Hell?
-->*''cue the Japanese hip-hop commercial for A Link to the Past''*
** Also, noting that there is no reimagined version of said commercial.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'' Review]]
* [[CallBack Johnny starts off with the Batman mask on while trying to say "Merry Christmas" in Christian Bale's Batman voice, before going into a coughing fit after a second.]]
* The Batwing Fast Travel, to Johnny, gets old and boring after a while because you see the same thing over and over, so he decides to play some elevator music over the scene of the Batwing flying over Gotham.
* "Electrocutioner's shock gloves make Batman's hands huge. Like, Xbox DUKE controller huge. Okay, it's not that bad, but -- wait a minute -- (Big Head Mode is activated) -- there we go. [[VoiceOfTheLegion You can no longer take this game seriously."]]
* Showing off one of the Most Wanted missions has a thug Batman's interrogating start to sing the Batman Smells song. Batman's response? [[NoJustNoReaction A very flat "No."]]
* The best part of this review is that Johnny's wearing the Batman mask over a Santa mask.

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaRondoOfBlood'' Review]]
* "Yes, the priest's name is Shaft. Ya dig?"
* Johnny's comment on finding Maria as a playable character:
-->'''Johnny (in a high-pitched voice):''' Playing as a 12-year-old in a pink dress, compared to the manliness that is Richter Belmont-
-->(loud gunshot) [[SuddenlyShouting FUCK YOU,]] [[BadassAdorable MARIA IS AWESOME!!]] She [[FragileSpeedster moves twice as fast as Richter]], can [[LightningBruiser attack twice as fast as Richter]], as well as move and attack at the same time, she has a DoubleJump that [[GameBreaker makes platforming almost a complete non-issue]], two sliding abilities that are great for getting around obstacles, and her sub-weapon [[LoyalAnimalCompanion animal buddies]] can [[PunctuatedForEmphasis FUCK. SHIT. UP.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' Review]]
* After Richter beats Dracula at the beginning of the game, we cut to an animation made by Johnny where Richter is holding a press conference, and the conversation goes something like this:
-->'''Richter''': And that's how I easily destroyed Count Dracula once and for all.
-->'''Someone in the back of the room''': THAT'S BULLSHIT!
* Upon seeing Alucard's awesome new moveset, Johnny proclaims "That was one hell of a beauty sleep."
* Alucard's Meteor attack is much better than the one in Dracula's Curse, causing Johnny to understand just why Dracula uses it so much.
* "A second castle appears, (in Kermit the Frog voice) ONLY UPSIDE DOWN, OH NO!"
* When he brings up the UsefulNotes/PlayStation at the end and asks his viewers to join him, he lip-syncs over Alucard saying "But you probably won't listen to me, will you?" from the game CD's [[HiddenTrack hidden music track]].

!![[AC:''UsefulNotes/PlayStation'' Review]]
* How Johnny got this console in the first place? His father traded several Super Nintendo games for it... without telling him beforehand.
* '''ALART! ALART!'''
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck is '''ALART'''?
* While talking about ''VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper'', Johnny notes that the titular character raps about everything. ''Including taking a shit''.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'' Review]]
* At the beginning of the game, while discussing the development, Johnny mentions that its code-name was "Sonic's Ass Game", which he then says can describe a Sonic game someone doesn't like. Cue Elliot with the rim shot.
-->'''Johnny''': Thank you and good night!
* When talking about how he managed to die a lot in this game, Crash [[KillItWithFire just happens to get burned to a crisp.]]
* Comparing Crash's idle animation to Crash looking like a drug dealer constantly on the lookout for the police.
* Johnny dancing to the invincibility music.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot2CortexStrikesBack'' Review]]
* When talking about how he got the game for Christmas back in 1997, Johnny brings up that he actually ended up opening ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' first, so he just spent the rest of Christmas Eve watching ''Austin Powers''.
* Bringing up the new Nitro boxes.
-->'''Johnny:''' Just one touch - *''Crash explodes''* - and you'll be playing that didgeridoo in the sky in no time.
* "Why is Crash going along with Cortex's plan? Because [[IdiotHero Crash is dumb: no ifs, ands, or buts]]. Hell, the title of the game is CORTEX STRIKES BACK!"
* Upon realizing that both this game and Film/BatmanAndRobin came out the same year at roughly the same time, and both feature a gem-powered laser beam, he notes at the end that he smells [[IncrediblyLamePun an ice-cold conspiracy]], before quickly apologizing for the bad joke.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped'' Review]]
* Saying that Creator/ClancyBrown sounds like he's passed a major kidney stone while screaming '''WARPED!'''.
* Johnny admits that he wants to get all the Platinum Relics in the game at some point in his life...BUT IT'S SO DAMN HARD!
* His text during the credits has him wondering how Elliot would fare at the game now, before deciding that the kid's had enough punishment during the Let's Play a few years back.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacing'' and ''VideoGame/CrashBash'' Review]]
* The character animations lead to a skit with Johnny and Elliot imitating the mouth movements, [[IncrediblyLamePun bad joke included.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Hey, Elliot!
-->'''Elliot:''': Hey, John.
-->'''Johnny:''' Did you know that ''Crash Team Racing'' took some inspiration from ''VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing'' on the Nintendo 64?
-->'''Elliot:''' I did not know that, John! By the way, how did that lockjaw surgery go?
-->'''Johnny:''' Well, it was a real mouth opener.
-->*''laughter from both Johnny and Elliot''*
* ''This:''
-->'''Johnny:''' But there is no feeling worse than doing so well in the race and having all that suddenly ''stripped away'' because of a goddamn time warp, a barrage of missiles, or a fucking invincibility mash from opposing players. Oh, it's a great time for the opponents - but ''my God,'' do you wanna ''tear their heads off...''
** This tirade is compounded with on-camera footage of Mark celebrating his victory while Johnny [[DeathGlare just menacingly stares at him...]]
* On ''Crash Bash'' starting up with rather intimidating music:
-->'''Johnny:''' Am I playing ''Crash Bash'' or ''Resident Evil?''
-->'''Announcer:''' [[LargeHam Craaaaaaaaaash BASH!]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Hurray! [[MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash!]]
* One scene has the three brothers trying to decide what game they should play.
-->'''Johnny:''' OK, boys, what it would be?
-->'''Elliot:''' How about ''Tank Wars?''
-->'''Mark ([[DopeSlap slaps Elliot]]):''' No, let's do ''Medieval Mayhem.''
-->'''Johnny (laughs)''': You oblivious assholes... Those games are locked! Looks like it's ''Pogo Pandemonium'' for the eighth time.
--> *''Mark and Elliot fall back in shock''*
-->'''Mark''': Ah! You... ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]''
* When Johnny struggles to decide what to review next, he ends the video by doing Crash's victory dance. This, like Johnny's Amiibo face, has led to a slew of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJvPe1RhtwI memes]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfFGpHiwzo videos]] [[http://thehope18.deviantart.com/art/Somecallmejohnny-GIF-Crash-Dance-447430692 and gifs.]]
* The outtakes, which involve Johnny laughing at Mark's antics, Mark slapping Elliot too hard, and [[RuleOfThree Elliot laughing too early at Mark yelling]]: [[PrecisionFStrike "You FUCK!"]]

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/BillyHatcherAndTheGiantEgg'' Review]]
* Johnny gets so mad at the jumping controls that he... [[VisualPun decides to cook some eggs]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcnLAwbsmqM His comments on the game's main theme]], which is called G.I.A.N.T. E.G.G., but the kids sing the A and N part too quickly, so it sounds a lot more like "G.I.N.T".
-->'''Johnny:''' Mmmm, that's some good Gint Egg...
* A blink and miss it bit of CaptionHumor - when Johnny says that the game "depends on how you like your eggs", a subtitle appears at the bottom of the screen that says 'Fried.'
* Despite Johnny hating the G.I.A.N.T. E.G.G. theme, the video ends with him dancing to it, while [[BrickJoke continuing to fry eggs.]]

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/DragonBallZBudokai Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 & 3]]'' Review]]
* The intro in general, complete with a jazz music.
-->''It's Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 and 3! Starring: Son Goku, Prince Vegeta. Majin Buu! Featuring: [[BaitAndSwitch everyone else who's not Goku, Vegeta, or Majin Buu.]] Musical guest: Tower of Power! And here is your host, Johnny!''
** While mentioning the fact that the composer of the original soundtrack for ''Budokai Trilogy'' - Kenji Yamamoto - was fired for plagiarism, Johnny gets interrupted by a sudden LaughTrack.
-->'''Johnny:''' That's not funny, you fuckers!

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/{{Guacamelee}}'' Review]]
* One of the reasons fans asked Johnny to review this game? The name of the main character: ''Juan'', as in, Johnny's real name.
* "A luchador, a luchadora, a skeleton matador, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a chicken]]".
* Upon noticing what looks like a [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Chozo Statue]]:
-->'''Johnny (to the figure of Samus):''' How much longer must I wait, faithful Bounty Hunter?
* "The Dashing Derpderp"

!![[AC: ''Sonic and the Secret Rings'' Review]]
* Lampshading the fact that the fans decided to choose ''this'' game instead of ''Knuckles Chaotix'' or ''Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed''.
* Noting that Sonic himself is crashing at somebody's house while said somebody is taking a snooze. Johnny is quick to call him ''World's Fastest Hobo''.
* [[BigBad Erazor Djinn]] gets mistaken for [[Franchise/DragonBall Majin Buu]].
** Also, he is essentially a deity who harnessed the deep hatred against humanity and decided to conquer the world of Arabian Nights.
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
* Noting that the mythological characters - Ali Baba, Sinbad and King Shahryar - appear as Tails, Knuckles and Dr. Robotnik respectively.

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG: Legend of the Seven Stars'' Review]]
* Noting how the name of this game is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin taken straight to the point]]. Johnny then expresses regret that the previous ''Mario'' titles didn't bear the moniker ''Super Mario Bros. Platforming''.
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' Our plot begins [[HereWeGoAgain with Bowser kidnapping Princess Toadstool]]... Meanwhile, the sky is blue, humans breathe oxygen to stay alive, and Jimmy Hoffa has yet to be found!
* Johnny's dumbfounded reaction to Bowser "[[FoeYay kissing]]" Mario is ''priceless''.

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld2YoshisIsland'' Review]]
* While talking about how he was introduced to the game through a commercial during his Saturday Morning Cartoons, Johnny takes a moment to discuss his [[{{Squick}} disgust at the unmodest bastard in the commercial.]]
* Noting how Baby Mario survives quite a long fall toward the titular island.
-->'''Johnny:''' This should effectively make large pits a non-issue for Mario. Motherfucker can fall over 10,000 feet as a baby and be perfectly fine - but can't fall more than 6 feet in Donkey Kong!
-->*''cue Mario losing a life by falling from the platform in Donkey Kong''*
-->'''Johnny:''' FAKER!
* Yoshi ''shitting his eggs'' to throw them back at enemies.
-->'''Johnny:''' G-rated Feces Tossing - only on Nintendo!
** He also gets fire-based, ice-based and rapid-fire attacks... from [[MundaneMadeAwesome watermelons]].
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Yoshi's Island'' ain't fucking around!
* ''The entire montage set to the Athletic theme.''
** "POOCHY, for '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK'S]]''' SAKE, STAY STILL!"
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext FISH!]]" [[DontExplainTheJoke (When Yoshi got eaten by a big fish.)]]
** Amidst all the chaos, there's one scene with Johnny just ground-pounding the pegs for Red Coins while telling a Blarg to wait as he's doing it.
** After [[LaserGuidedKarma eating a Monkey who stole Baby Mario]]:
--> '''Johnny:''' NOW TO FEAST ON YOUR CONVERTED INNARDS!
** When the bonus ring stays on a flower.... [[YankTheDogsChain only to change to a dot at the last second]]:
--> '''Johnny:''' '''GODDAMMIT [[TheScrappy POOCHY]]!!!'''"
* At the end of World 5-8, Johnny notes how Kamek goes into his "inner Creator/JeffGoldblum". He also reads his line in corresponding voice.
* ''That epic look on Yoshi's face'' after the battle with Prince Froggy in World 3.
** Another example comes from swinging ghost, whose expression just says: "Hey man, not cool!"
* "This is indeed a disturbing universe..."

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' Review]]
* Johnny begins the episode by using his best Creator/CharlesMartinet's impression.
* The air quotes during the word "Plumber".
* ''This:''
-->'''Mario Head:''' Hey! Are you ready for Mario-cise?
-->'''Johnny:''' Mother of God...
* Johnny's interactions with the Mario Head from ''Mario Teaches Typing 2''.
** The best one?
--> '''Johnny:''' Couldn't you just tell the Star to come towards you, Mario? *''referring to a star in one of the 100 Coin Missions''*
-->'''Mario (singing):''' ''When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!''
-->*''cue Johnny [[FacePalm facepalming]]''*
-->'''Mario (still singing):''' When an eel lunges out -
-->'''Johnny (immediately panicking):''' '''Unagi?!'''
--> *''Unagi lunges out at Mario while letting out a loud [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} roar.]] Cut back to Johnny, his empty chair is spinning rapidly as Johnny himself had quite clearly run for the hills''*
-->'''Mario:''' That's a moray! Get it? A moray eel? I said a funny...
-->'''Johnny (off-screen):''' FUCK YOU!
* Wario in ''[[UpdatedReRelease Super Mario 64 DS]]'' is less athletic than Mario, Luigi or Yoshi, but he makes up for it with his SuperStrength... which turns out to be [[AwesomeYetImpractical redundant as the others can defend themselves perfectly fine]], so Johnny proceeds to dub him the "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Black Brick]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]".

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' Review]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The game case itself tries to bribe Johnny with liquor]]. ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, this does happen]]''.
* Referring to F.L.U.D.D. as a ''Super Soaker [=CPS=] 3200''.
* When Shadow Mario takes Peach, Johnny tries to get her to move by making the "Get the fuck out of the way" motion with his hand. Peach, of course, just stands there and gets kidnapped, causing Johnny to facepalm.
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, ''for fuck's sake...''
* Johnny gets a laugh at the [[UnfortunateImplications thought of Peach possibly]] [[{{Squick}} being Bowser Jr.'s mom.]]
-->'''Johnny''': She had to think about that. Holy shit, she fucked Bowser, didn't she? Oh man, you ask for a different plot in a Mario game - and [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor you get implications of a one-night stand between Princess Peach and Bowser!]] I will never ever again complain about the simplistic plot of a Mario game...
* Johnny mentions how there are only 78 Shine Sprites acquired through going through the actual stages, leaving 42 unaccounted for. Johnny's stance?
-->'''Johnny:''' That's where Delfino Plaza steps in; the hub world itself has Shines to collect, some as simple as having the proper F.L.U.D.D. nozzle to reach it, and [[ThatOneSidequest some requiring going through miniature obstacle courses that can]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK RIGHT OFF!]]'''
* Drunk. '''Johnny.'''
** Let's elaborate. The game ends up having too much bullshit for him to deal with, especially in the post-game missions when he's trying to get all 120 Shine Sprites. It gets to the point where he prepares the flask that the game tried to bribe him with at the beginning of the video and starts drinking out of it, getting progressively more and more inebriated until he passes out in his chair mid-sentence. Highlights include:
--> Aaaand theeeeen there's the Blue Coins...! You remember these from Mario 64, right? They were great! They gave you five coins, but those Hundred Coin Missions still sucked dick... But here, they're currency. For what? Shine Sprites! Ya see these two? *''referring to two Tanuki''* You can exchange their Shine Sprites for Blue Coins - and the citizens never think to arrest these jerkoffs. You know, they say the Shine Sprites are goddamn essential for sustaining life itself on Isle Delfino, yet here these two are, selling them like fucking heroin!
--> '''Later, referring to the burning Pinata''': Hey there... Oh man, looks like you're on fire! It's too bad... Arright, seems you didn't [[TooDumbToLive felt the need to run into the ocean]] that's just to your left. I'll put ya out... with Yoshi's juices... Good to see you back, buddy... There ya go, putting that fire out... with those guttural, acidic juices... ''YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE!''
** A few hours after passing out in his chair, he's seen drinking a cup of coffee, clearly suffering from a bad hangover.
* This incredible summary:
-->'''Johnny:''' The main quest is a great time, the rest of it just sucks balls!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy'' Review]]
* On his way to the Peach's festival, Mario sports quite a "goofy-fucking-looking running animation".
* Johnny attempts to discuss the power-ups without [[IncrediblyLamePun accidentally making some kind of joke about them.]] He fails.
* His utter glee that Nintendo remembered, as he put it, that Luigi was a thing.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'' Review]]
* Johnny can't help but be amazed that Nintendo somehow managed to ''abridge the plot of a Mario game.''
* His reasoning the game took so long to come out? ''Yoshi.''
* Lampshading the quite expensive soundtracks for both ''Galaxy'' games.
-->'''Johnny:''' Nintendo, PLEASE, get these babies on [=ITunes=]! A crime like this cannot go scott-free...
* Elliot joins Johnny for the Co-Star mode.
-->'''Elliot:''' Alright, what do I do?
-->'''Johnny:''' Just, I dunno... point at the screen and do shit.
** "Holy shit, you can grab Purple Coins!"
* This comment at the end of the episode:
--> ''"The Perfect Run took 62 of my lives. But I managed. Go Team Luigi."''

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DLand'' Review]]
* As for the original ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'', Johnny recommends it for the "next trip to the shitter".
* "It was a dark and stormy night. Bowser kidnaps Peach."
** The plot of the game summed up in three seconds, ladies and gentlemen.
** Not to mention, Bowser himself acts like a {{Troll}} to Mario.
* Johnny freaking out at the sight of a [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBrosTheLostLevels Poison Mushroom]]... only to calm down when he finds out you can [[MoodWhiplash destroy it with Fire Mario]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld'' Review]]
* Lampshading the Cat Suit power-up in general, complete with some insight on Johnny's actual cats.
* Having fun with a microphone feature.
-->'''Johnny:''' ''GO, GO, GET THAT GODDAMN STAR, CAPTAIN TOAD!!''
* Johnny questions why Yoshi doesn't make a return, thinking the green dinosaur was asking for more money, before whispering: [[MotorMouth "I don't mean that, come back!"]]
* "5,000 fart jokes" during Johnny's adventure.
-->'''Johnny:''' High-quality shit there, man...
* One scene, while discussing the multiplayer, has Johnny and Elliot gang up on Matt to kick his ass. Must be cathartic, seeing how much of a [[{{Troll}} dick he can be in the New Super Mario games]]...
** During [[TheStinger the end credits scene,]] Elliot [[AmusingInjuries accidentally gives Johnny a wedgie]] when Matt tries to throw both of them off himself, prompting Johnny to yell out: "My pelvis doesn't go that way!"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors'' Review]]
* Before the video begins, Johnny asks the viewers how they relax, all the while knowing SOMEONE is typing [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] in the comments.
** And then he answers his own question thus:
--> '''Johnny''' It could be [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros a comfortable breeze through some mushroom tops]], [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog bopping fat scientists on the noggin eight times until golden brown]], or '''[[SuddenlyShouting ANNIHILATING EVERY LIVING THING IN YOUR PATHWAY IN YOUR CONQUEST OF THE BATTLEFIELD!]]'''
* This:
--> '''Johnny''': And as obvious as this sounds, don't fuck with the cuccoos in this game. The last thing you need is a 30-minute campaign coming to an abrupt end because of one chicken carelessly roaming into your 26-hit combo and ends up seeking revenge because of it. The Demon King should not be concerned with rampaging poultry!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/Bayonetta2'' Review]]
* Noting how Prophet dresses up as a kite for the final showdown, along with [[VisualPun an actual kite]] for comparison.
* "[[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Layeth the smacketh downeth]]"
* "You were great, Ryan! Not [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries that Ryan]]."

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicBoom'': ''Rise of Lyric'' and ''Shattered Crystal'' Review]]
* Johnny "Boomifies" his appearance for the review by wearing a wig, sports tape, and sunglasses.
** In TheStinger, he is seen attempting to remove the tape, noting that he should've shaved his arms first... as he painfully continues to pull them off.
* "''Rise of Lyric'' begins with Sonic being massacred by enemy fire..."
* The Chaos Emeralds are called Chaos Crystals, for some reason.
-->'''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Dr. Neo Cortex]]:''' Of course...
* Johnny sincerely thinks that ''[[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed Werehog]] of all things'' was better than the sloppy combat in ''Rise of Lyric''.
* In ''Shattered Crystal'', Johnny is not particularly fond of Knuckles' deformed face. Probably because Knuckles himself "stores nuts in his mouth for the winter".

!![[AC: ''The VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Series'' Review]]
* Johnny saying that his collection of toys would never come to life to "fuck shit up"... before looking at it in concern while sinister ''Resident Evil'' ambient is heard in the background...
-->'''Johnny:''' Think about the collateral damage...
* Johnny naming his Amiibo Light Suit Samus "iSamus".
* Matt using a Mii named "Dikenmouf".
* Showing off the Training Room has [[VideoGame/PunchOut Little Mac]] going up against [[VideoGame/{{Metroid}} Samus,]] complete with a MegatonPunch.
-->'''Johnny:''' OK, shake it off, shake it off...

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/FreedomPlanet'' Review]]
* Johnny's way of showing how radically the game changes tone:
-->'''Carol (watching TV with Lilac and Milla):''' Hey, Lilac!
-->'''Lilac:''' Hm?
-->'''Carol:''' How come Torque doesn't wanna hang out with us?
-->'''Lilac:''' He said he had some work to do.
-->'''Carol:''' Eh, he's probably just scared of [[GirlsHaveCooties getting cooties...]]
-->*''The trio all giggle, with Johnny joining in''*
-->'''Johnny:''' Okay, I think that's enough fun. *''Presses a button''*
-->*''[[MoodWhiplash An instant cut to Lilac being tortured]]''*

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac[[VideoGameRemake : Rebirth]]'' Review]]
* ''This gem:''
-->'''Johnny:''' Laser-shooting walking vaginas? Heh, [[SeenItAll seen it...]] I think... Happy Holidays, everyone!
* This game is fair in terms of its challenge and contains no tricky bullshit.
-->'''Johnny:''' Even when shit is all over the place in many different colors! Rainbow shit, people - that's a thing in this game.

!![[AC: ''Series/CoryInTheHouse'' Review]]
* The fact that Johnny actually reviewed the game is a CMOF within itself but special highlights include:
** Johnny's imitation of Cory's running animation.
*** Along with a bit of [[SelfDeprecation an insult to himself.]]
-->'''Johnny''': Is this how I look when I run? I mean, I am quite the heavy fuck.
** Johnny commenting on the abundance of slurpees and stating that Cory needs them because "he's a [[YouAreFat chunky chunk fuck".]]
** Johnny's reaction to the game having a LaughTrack.
** The remark that the game contains so much weird stuff that it should really be called ''Cory in the What the Fuck''.

!![[AC:''Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'' Review]]
* Johnny thinks about this game as a collection of every single female teenage stereotype known to humanity, namely:
-->'''FASHION! ACCESSORIES! QUIZ GAMES? MUSIC, I THINK! DON'T FORGET THE BOYS, OMIGOD!'''
* "The mini-games have these kids driving jetskis, [=ATVs=], sail boards, [[ThatCameOutWrong the professional photographers, apparently]]..."
** Speaking of mini-games, the following scene has Johnny portraying what he imagines the design process for these would've been like, complete with one guy writing down the ideas of another.
-->'''Guy No.1''': Mini-game Number 1?
-->'''Guy No.2''': Collect things... [=ATVs=].
-->'''Guy No.1''': OK, and mini-game Number 2?
-->'''Guy No.2''': Collect things... Jetskis.
-->'''Guy No.1''': Genius!
-->'''Guy No.2''': I'm tired. Let's call it a day.
* While Johnny tore the game a new one as he usually does for bad licensed games, the crowning moment of the review was his snippet of footage he made of himself, Elliot, Matt, and Mark playing the game. The group is sent into a fit of laughter when one of the characters on the board drives off the road, keeps going, and phases through a mountainside while ending their turn in a blue void.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom'' Review]]
* The intro and outro of the episode are done in homage to the classic ''[=SpongeBob=]'' art-style, complete with Johnny's best impression of the French Narrator.
* The game itself doesn't make Johnny laugh, unlike the show.
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I think I have fudge in my pants...
-->'''Johnny (sarcastically):''' Yeah, thank you for that.
* Johnny notes how [=SpongeBob=] can create only bubbles and rockets out of bubbles.
-->'''Johnny:''' I thought [=SpongeBob=] was the one with-
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' IMAGINATION... *''forms a rainbow from his hands''*
* Patrick can't jump with watermelon in tow - but he needs to be fast, or said watermelon will explode!
-->'''Johhny:''' Oh, fuck off! You're telling me that didn't count? What a pile of Alaskan bull-worm...
* Getting aggravated by the onslaught of enemies in Mr. Krabs' Dream.
-->'''Johnny:''' I'm not in the middle of pre-hibernation week, you assholes!!
** Also, [[RunningGag knockback]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' Review]]
* Poking fun at seersucker suits by showcasing [[Film/{{Beetlejuice}} Ohto running away in fear after his black-and-red suit was torn off]].
* While Johnny discusses Raz's psychic abilities, he shows off a bear he came across while proudly proclaiming: [[KillItWithFire "I set this one on fire."]]
* His rant about how Raz is what [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Silver]] should have been, after which he apologizes by saying he didn't mean to go on such a long tangent, before saying that he actually did - since he wrote it, after all.
* As Johnny is searching for the next game in his box, the dreaded ''Resident Evil'' ambient is heard in the background... only to [[MoodWhiplash abruptly stop]] when the [[SequelHook next choice for the First Donators Marathon]] is revealed to be ''Mega Man Network Transmission''. When Johnny leaves, the shadow of ''Tails Doll'' suddenly appears in the frame.
-->'''Tails Doll:''' Ah, I really should've removed the other games in the box first...

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Mega Man Network Transmission]]'' Review]]
* Johnny questioning who the main villain is supposed to be, what [=WWW=] is supposed to mean (World Three), and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking why MegaMan.EXE's arm cannon sounds like]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture Emmett Brown's DeLorean reaching 88 mph]]...
* "...or you can rely on Mega Man's default weapon, the Mega Buster, which when starting off - '''[[ScrappyWeapon MEGA BLOWS!!]]'''"
* This tirade:
-->'''Johnny (as [=MegaMan.EXE=]):''' Lan! I'm trying to save the fucking world here, and the best you can give me is reaching into your bag and throwing random shit at me without looking at it? [[SuddenlyShouting I need fucking help here, man!]] [[ThatOneBoss Fire Man]]'s kicking my ass!
** This is also accompanied by a shot of Johnny wearing his hat backward and throwing a notebook at a sprite statue of Mega Man.
* "Oh shit, it's a robot Billy Hatcher!"
* Johnny's [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl reac]][[OhCrap tion]] to [[VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin the next game]] he pulls out of the box.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin'' Review]]
* "'''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAM!!! FUCKING CRABS! WHAM!!! FUCKING CUTTLEFISH! HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THAT???]]'''"
* "I mean, people talk about how ''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 Resident Evil]]'' or ''VideoGame/SilentHill1'' made them [[PottyFailure evacuate their bowels,]] and yet here I am talking about a dolphin with stars on his head... Yeah, that's how you know he's special, [[PrecisionFStrike fucking stars."]]
* Johnny [[RageQuit rage-quitting]] the final boss battle of the first game.
--> '''Johnny:''' ''NO MORE!!! ECCO DIED SAVING HIS FAMILY, ''(salutes)'' A TRUE DOLPHIN HERO! Get this shit outta my Genesis!''
* Johnny finding a card featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and friends, advertising an anti-violence PSA and...
--> '''Johnny:''' 'No one wins with violence. For more information, please contact National Committee to prevent... child abuse?!' [[CurseCutShort What the fu-]]''
* Upon seeing the final note from [[ArcVillain Tails Doll]], Johnny decides to crumble it up, eat it, spit it out, then step on it.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} Series'' Review]]
* Johnny getting sidetracked by his uncle's collection of Atari Jaguar games, and then giggling after encountering the infamous "Where did you learn to fly?" head in Cybermorph.
* "Bubsy can glide on propeller fans to get higher distances. Did you know you can also do that with the boss' ''gun residue''? No? What, are you stupid? [[GuideDangIt Of course you can do that! Come on!]]"
* Johnny trying to get Bubsy's attention on the title screen of Bubsy 2:
-->'''Johnny:''' Bubsy! I'm over here, buddy, you're - you're sorta looking the wrong way d- ''*Bubsy turns around and rolls his eyes*'' Oh you motherfucker!
* Johnny commenting on the Nerf Gun power-up:
-->'''Johnny:''' Could they give Bubsy a rapid-fire model? I'd rather go Rambo up on this sum'bitch!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/XMenLegends'' Review]]
* "Someone's in danger, we should go save them!" ''And that's the majority of the adventure.''
* Johnny mentions that Iceman only exists to create ice bridges for his teammates to get across. The following skit works well due to Creator/PatrickStewart voicing Professor X in this game:
-->'''Johnny (as Professor X):''' Listen up, here's the course of action.
-->'''Professor X''': Cyclops, you'll lead the team into the warehouse and gather intel on Magneto's plans. Storm, you will provide cover for the X-Jet to approach the area safely. Wolverine, you'll scope out the area and keep a lookout for enemy threats. And Iceman, you will be placed on... ice bridge watch.
-->*''{{Beat}}''*
-->'''Professor X:''' Ice bridges.
-->*''Beat''*
-->'''[[ActorAllusion Professor X]]:''' [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Make it so.]]
* The constant car alarm sound that interrupts Johnny in the outtake.

!![[AC:''X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse'' Review]]
* Johnny fondly remembers how he kicked the shit out of Apocalypse from ''VideoGame/XMenVsStreetFighter''.
* "Monster of the Week Bru-Ha-Ha"
* Showing Wolverine [[FlippingTheBird flipping the bird]] to Sabertooth.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Journey}}'' Review]]
* The brief philosophical description... of the sandwich.
-->'''Johnny:''' Meanwhile, while the person was explaining all of that, I already eat the damn thing because it's food - and I was hungry!
* Johnny gets interrupted by the terrifying howl... and the [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys certain carnival music]].
-->'''Johnny:''' Ow, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck fuck me...]]

!![[AC:''The VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Trilogy'' Review]]
* "I solemnly swear that there will be no [[JumpScare jump scares]] in this video."
** [[BlatantLies Until the end, that is...]] [[BaitAndSwitch Thankfully, Johnny pulled a joke.]]
* Elliot gives the overall rundown about the animatronic mascots. Including the point when they will grab the unfortunate players and [[DeadlyEuphemism try to stuff them inside their suits]]...
-->'''Elliot:''' [[CaptainObvious That means death...]]
-->'''Johhny:''' No shit.
** He also explains that when the power runs out, Freddy finds a new keyboard player for the band.
* When reviewing the first game, the brothers wonder how come the second part of Torador plays when the power runs out - and Freddy is standing outside the door. Elliot mentions that the first part wouldn't really fit the game. Johnny edits in the first part of the music, and seeing the eyes blink to the music was hilarious.
* ''This'' dialogue:
-->'''Johnny:''' Do you remember [[NoodleIncident that security game prototype]] that Nintendo showed off at [=E3=] last year?
-->'''Elliot:''' Not really...
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Never mind.]] *''drinks his coffee''*
* Johnny [[TakeThatScrappy kicking that prick - Balloon Boy - to the ground.]]
** And then dancing afterwards.
* "FENAFF... FUNAFF... FENAFF..." bit.
* In ''[=FNaF3=]'', not only cameras are shutting off - but also the ventillation.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's a privilege to just ''breathe'' in this place!
* Not in the review itself, but the exact next day after the review came out, ''[[HereWeGoAgain the teaser for the next game was revealed.]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TNsb1jmE3E Johnny even made a (short) video about it, and the description is just as hilarious:]]
-->Sometimes, I wonder if creators like to dick with me personally.
-->Nah, most likely not.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' Review]]
* Johnny mentioning that Plague Knight getting his own DLC was because his boss fight was so notorious before agreeing with Gilly that it was because of his bendy straw.

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SkullGirls Skullgirls Encore]]'' Review]]
* When discussing the amounts of {{Fanservice}}:
--> '''Johnny''': They shake, they bounce, they flash and they [[BreadEggsMilkSquick mutate]].

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/{{Octodad}} Octodad: Dadliest Catch]]'' Review]]
* Johnny's rage at the patient with Octodad's masquerade as a nurse:
--> '''Johnny:''' Octodad, Head Nurse Bitch!

!![[AC:''The VideoGame/{{Shantae}} Series'' Review]]
* Shantae is attacking her enemies ''with her hair''.
-->'''Johnny:''' The ultimate of headbangers, folks...
* The first experiences with the original ''Shantae'' are summed up as ''Shantae: Leaps of Faith''.
* Tinkering with the debug mode in general.
** Also comparing levitating Shantae to "mind-controlled Superman chasing [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]".
* Johnny's reaction to seeing his old enemy - the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Slicer]] - in ''Pirate's Curse''.
* Johnny performing Shantae's dance to ensure that ''Half-Genie Hero'' would be a good game.
** But that's not all: he's joined by cosplayers of Mario, Luigi, Samus, and even ''Mega Man and Bass''... not to mention a lot of other people at the convention.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/PapersPlease'' Review]]
* Johnny's "dance" to the main theme.
* He changes the pronunciation of the title between his natural voice and robotic one throughout the entire review.
* Johnny lets one of the civilians on his merry way... only to get M.O.A. Citation.
-->'''Johnny:''' Son of a bitch! That fucking sucks, and that's the money I'm not earning!

!![[AC:''The VideoGame/HotlineMiami'' ''[[VideoGame/HotlineMiami2WrongNumber Series]]'' Review]]
* The beginning of the episode itself.
* These games are full of violence, and are essentially chaotic acid trips. So much so when Johnny got to the credits of the first game, he was seriously expecting to see [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo]]'s name among developers.
* The colourful shows during playing ''Wrong Number'' force Johnny to shower himself with a bottled water.
-->'''Johnny:''' These games are fucked up!
* Getting run over by a car. ''Repeatedly.''
* Getting the [[RunningGag FNAF Alarm...]] ''again.''
-->'''Johnny:''' Wait, what? Fucking hell, already?! ''HEY ELLIOT!''
-->'''Elliot (off-screen):''' Yeah?
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[[LargeHam FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 4 IS OUT!!]]''
-->'''Elliot (off-screen):''' Already working on it!
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, wait for me, goddammit! I'll get that coffee...

!![[AC:''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys4'' Review]]
* Johnny [[CallBack once again]] solemnly swears that there won't be any [[JumpScare Jump Scares]] in this episode. He then notices that Elliot isn't in the room, and he finds him in another room huddled on the floor:
-->'''Johnny:''' Get your ass up!
-->'''Elliot:''' No!
-->'''Johnny (cracking up):''' You're not getting out of the review...
-->'''Elliot:''' I CAN TRY, DAMMIT!
* Referring to these dreaded animatronics as ''"godforsaken dancing Terminators"''.
* Elliot notes that the protagonist's brother is a ''total dickwad''.
* Johnny's justification as to why Foxy bolts for the closet when he enters the bedroom, and not the kid:
-->'''Foxy:''' This is a nice closet!
** The entire short put into the review is hilarious in itself, mostly thanks to PowerEchoes.
* This argument:
-->'''Johnny:''' The [=8th=] game better be called ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan Freddy Takes Manhattan]]''.
-->'''Elliot:''' ''[[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Go to Hell...]]''
-->'''Johnny:''' Well, that's the ''[=9th=]'' game.
-->'''Elliot:''' And the ''[=10th=]'' game will be about [[Film/JasonX Freddy in space]]!
-->'''Johnny:''' And then we get the crossover with Jason Voorhees, and it'll be called ''[[Film/FreddyVsJason Freddy...]] [[HilariousInHindsight vs. Jason]]...''
-->'''Elliot:''' [[CurseCutShort Sh-]]

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures AVGN Adventures]]'' Review]]
* Johnny's way to "pop the game in" is to pop the NES-style cartridge with ''[=AVGN=] Adventures'' sticker into the Steam icon.
* For obvious reasons, Johnny is [[ClusterFBomb not holding back in the swearing department]].
** And then here's his take at the Nerd rant:
-->'''Johnny:''' Mother of fuckballs, I want to crack my controller in two after dying from bullshit like death blocks and the fucking ground control! I slipped off the edge more times than Luigi with butter under his greasy shoes! I was in rage when I discovered that deers can go through walls! And who the fuck thought that [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the naked grandma-witch on a broom]] was a good idea?!
** And he still [[CallBack refuses to drink Rolling Rock]].
* Noting that the dreaded death blocks make the player "explode like [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice Michael Moore]]".
* The [=DualShock=] 4 suddenly emits different colors.
-->'''Johnny:''' Does my controller, like, channeling the power of the seven [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]], or something? Jesus!
* All this relentless adventure that Johnny had to go through... ''was only on the Normal difficulty''.
-->'''Johnny:''' If you can conquer this shit on Oldschool or higher - give yourself a fucking medal!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 4)'']]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'' Review]]
* In the vibe of CapcomSequelStagnation trope, Johnny proposes several names of the (fake) ''Splatoon'' updates: ''Super Splatoon'' and ''Ultimate Super Splatoon''.
** On the cover art for ''Ultimate Super Splatoon'', there's a [[VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne "Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series"]] sticker plastered on.
* Johnny can't help but wonder what kind of game it would be if the paint was [[BloodierAndGorier red]]...
** Also, the players sporting pink paint are said to sport Pepto-Bismol in their arsenal, and the players with the green paint are armed with Morning Snut.
* ''Splatoon'', apparently, takes place during the post-apocalyptic times where the squids and octopi rule the world with no humans in sight.
-->'''Johnny (matter-of-factly):''' That's fucked up.
* Johnny wishes that ''Splatoon'' would sport some battleground akin to the [[VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine Isle Delfino]] because '''FUCK ISLE DELFINO'''
** Also, the lack of the co-op story mode which could be considered in the potential sequel...
-->'''Johnny:''' Couch multiplayer is still a thing, goddammit! We're not all connected to Film/TheMatrix just yet, '''THERE IS STILL A FUCKING TI-'''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight'' Review]]
* Johnny shows off the glitches in the first release of the game (before all the update patches were released), which includes Batman's body disappearing, Barbara's body not loading, Batman getting stuck in place ("Robin, there seems to be some impenetrable force field. Quick! Get me the Anti Impenetrable Force Field Bat Spray!") and rain coming down in his office with Lucius failing to notice.
--> '''Johnny''': Lucius! Lucius, it's fucking raining inside my office! All my leather seats and my computer- Lucius! Answer to Batman!
** It all culminates in Johnny quipping: "This is not a good night for the Caped Crusader...", before ''suddenly getting run over by a car''.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' Review]]
* When Johnny points out the similarities to Mario Paint, it cuts to him drawing on Mario Paint. The end result? [[spoiler:Bacon]].
* A CallBack to his ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1'' review about how the people of the Mushroom Kingdom were transformed into the very blocks Mario hits/destroys... and replicating the idea thanks to the sound effects options available.
* After Gilly the Kid starts bashing people over camping out and committing murder over Amiibos:
-->*While dusting Amiibo '''Johnny:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial H-h-hey, that person fell on my knife!]]
-->'''Gilly:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BlatantLies Nothing, what murder!?]] *Puts Amiibo back and looks suspicious.*

!![[AC:''The [[VideoGame/MetalGear1 Metal]] [[VideoGame/SnakesRevenge Gear]] [[VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake Saga]]'' Review]]
* Since you don't fight the eponymous Metal Gear in the NES game (rather, a large computer screen), Johnny muses that the point of the game is to interrupt Big Boss's game of Minesweeper.
* "LIEUTENANT Solid Snake. God, that just sounds like something from an 80's action movie..."
* And then there's Johnny's utter disbelief about the password system:
-->'''Johnny''': If you just want to skip to the end, you type in "Fuck Me" at the password screen. "Fuck Me!" They got away with that! How do you miss something like that?!
* When Johnny takes a second to compliment the music of the 2D sections of ''VideoGame/SnakesRevenge'', the footage briefly switches to Johnny jamming out to said music, still holding the controller in his hand. Seen [[https://youtu.be/KyZzhjW1khk?t=813 here]] (Link should start at the correct time, but go to 13:33 if it doesn't.)

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' Review]]
* Imagining Solid Snake as a perverted freelance photographer.
* The Twin Snakes version of Psycho Mantis spotlights [[BerserkButton Super Mario Sunshine.]] Cut to Johnny having it next to him on the couch and [[DeathGlare glaring at it.]]
* John's sympathy for [=McDonnel=] Miller.
-->'''Johnny''': Poor Miller; killed offscreen like a chump.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'' Review]]
* Showing off Snake's new dodge roll.
-->'''Johnny (excitedly):''' WHEE! WHEE! WHEE! *''falls on a flight of stairs''* Ow...
* "A random ninja pops out, acting as a messenger for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo. *''Whispering''* That means The Patriots, it's a [[LostInTranslation stupid code word."]]
* Shouting "Taint flip!" whenever he has Naked Raiden flip.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MerryGearSolid'' Review]]
* The review opens with a bit of a subject appropriate version of Deck The Halls, including "la-li-lu-le-lo le-lo-ho-ho" a couple of times.
* "And really, [[TemptingFate who has a better beard than Santa Claus?"]] Cue [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Ramuh]]:
-->'''Johnny''': Whoa! Holy shit! Eh... God damn! Let's give the title to Ramuh, then. Ah... sweet Jesus.
** Complete with a photoshop image of Ramuh wearing Santa's hat.
* [[TheStinger The ending shows Johnny reacting with surprise at Mark posing behind Elliot (who's manning the camera), Mark falling off the couch, and Mark unloading his Nerf gun on Elliot, all ending with Johnny saying "Merry Christmas to everyone!"]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater'' Review]]
* This moment when he's talking about the infamous ladder climb.
--> (Snake Eater Theme plays)
--> (Stops climbing half way up)
-->'''Johnny:''' (as Snake) Oh, wait... I forgot my gun.
--> (Proceeds to climb back down)
-->'''Johnny:''' (as Snake) Uhh... Better take the shortcut.
--> (Cut to Snake falling down the shaft)
* Noting how one Soviet soldier seems to be taking a rather quiet Sunday stroll- '''IT'S FUCKING WEDNESDAY''' *''cue Snake CQC-slamming said soldier into the ground''*
** "One more time, that impact!" *''cue another CQC-slam''* "Hm... tasty!"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots'' Review]]
* "Thanks to the drum barrel technology- [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm sorry, Snake...]] *''cue Snake vomiting''*
** That clip returns along with Johnny's [[{{Squick}} horror that Colonel Campbell married Rose.]]
--> '''Johnny''': I had to sit through all these agonising April 30th Codec conversations just for them to cut the knot between games???
-->'''Snake''': Not happy about that? Get over it.
-->'''Johnny''' (who's replacing Raiden on the Codec screen): Yes, sir...
* Referring to this game as "Snake's [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Ass Game]]".
--> '''Johnny''': You'd better embrace it, because that thing's staring at you the whole way through, baby. That's a rock solid man-ass! Hey look, it even glows when you put it in a microwave. Ugh... [[StupidSexyFlanders stupid sexy]] [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Snake...]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'' Review]]
* These "phenomenal shit-eating faces" from Jetstream Sam and Sundowner.
* Poking fun at Sombrero Raiden.
* When Raiden is seen riding a motorcycle, Johnny is quick to remember ''Shadow the Hedgehog''.
* Noting how radically different the gameplay is from the rest of ''Metal Gear'' games.
-->'''Johnny:''' Isn't that obvious enough? ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext You cut a fucking Metal Gear Ray unit in half!]]''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearAcid'' and ''Metal Gear Ac!d 2'' Review]]
* Johnny [[MotorMouth explaining]] the story of the first ''Ac!d'' game.
* General Wiseman is an obvious bad guy in the sequel. No doubt thanks to his SlasherSmile.
* Venus and her [[GagBoobs very large...]] "[[LastSecondWordSwap Cranium!]] Look at that noggin' - her head must be, like, 90% skull!"
** On that note, Dr. Takiyama and her [[JigglePhysics jiggling boobs]] make Johnny think that he's playing ''VideoGame/DeadOrAlive''.
* Comparing Metal Gear model from ''Ac!d 2'' to a toy from Happy Meal.
* Johnny notes that he actually enjoys getting spotted by enemies in ''Ac!d 2'', because that means it's fucking party time![[labelnote:Note]] The music sounds like something heard at a rave. [[/labelnote]]
* "Solid Film/IRobot"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker'' Review]]
* When starting the plot summary, Johnny lampshades the GaidenGame status of ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPortableOps Portable Ops.]]''
-->'''Johnny:''' It's been over a decade since the events of ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Snake Eater]]''. I would say four years after ''Portable Ops'', but ''Peace Walker'' does not care about ''Portable Ops''.
* While talking about the Monster Hunter crossover sidequests, Johnny brings mention that trying to use the tranquilizer gun on some of the monsters is a bad idea since it takes forever to knock them down.
-->'''Johnny''': After a while you'll just be like-
-->'''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Hulkbuster-equipped Tony Stark]] while rapidly punching the Incredible Hulk''': [[MotorMouth Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleep...]]
* Johnny plays the entire conversation between Emmerich and Snake showcasing that [[ManChild Snake not only believes in Santa Claus]], [[ShownTheirWork but also believes that NORAD tracks him every Christmas]] (which, hilariously, they [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORAD_Tracks_Santa actually do in real life.]]) [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe Emmerich's laugh is what really sells it.]]
-->'''Snake (aggravated):''' ''HE'S REAL, I TELL YA!''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVGroundZeroes'' and ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain'' Review]]
* While petting the wolf-dog, a supply large supply box drops on Snake's head.
** And later, while he's driving his Jeep at Mother Base, Johnny runs into a wall because he's not looking where he's going.
* There's something funny about the image of a large bear being lifted back to Mother Base with nothing but a balloon.
* When hopping aboard the D-Walker, Johnny cries in a hilariously high pitched voice "Now away, noble steed!"
* This bit after explaining how Mother Base gets built up over the course of the game and what you can do when you're there.
-->'''Johnny (as Snake):''' Gentlemen, let's raise some morale...
-->'''Johnny (as the soldiers):''' ''AH SHIT!''
-->*''Cue montage of Snake beating up his men with Spanish Fly playing in the background, capping it off by hitting a few soldiers with the Rocket Arm and then hitting himself in the face with it''*
* Since Big Boss is now voiced by Creator/KieferSutherland instead of Creator/DavidHayter, Johnny decides at one point to refer to Big Boss as "[[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] with an eye patch."
* After thanking everyone who joined him on his online escapades, Johnny dives into the group while screaming "Now give me a hug!"
** Before then, Snake does a [[Anime/DragonBallZ Ginyu Force Pose.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/EarthboundBeginnings'' Review]]
* At the beginning, Johnny finds out that he needs to type in the favorite food after giving names to the characters. He wonders if the menu will also ask his social security number and CAPTCHA to make sure he's not a robot.
* "The fucking [[AnimateInanimateObject lamp]] suddenly springs to life and attacks me! What the fuck?"
* "Guygoo? Geegoo? Giegue? Gyigas!" Despite being raised by Ninten's grandparents as a human (or dog, whatever...), it wants to [[KillThemAll destroy humanity]]. The best part? ''Johnny doesn't give a fuck about that''.
** Also calling it ''Giggity''.
* The ability to inflict pain with [[PrecisionFStrike swear words]]...
-->'''Johnny:''' '''YEAH, FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT NOW?''' - that's basically what's happening...
-->'''Johnny:''' '''EAT SHIT AND DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!''' There we go...
* Fuck You: The Spell
* ''During my [=3rd=] hour-long grinding session that I didn't record because '''[[CaptionHumor IT'S A GRINDING SESSION]]'''"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/EarthBound'' Review]]
* Getting shocked by the high prices for the ''[=EarthBound=]'' cartridges.
* Getting ''[=ChuggaConroy=]'' for the review by showcasing the photo of Johnny with him from the [=PAX East=].
* Johnny decides to leave Poo's name unchanged '''[[CaptionHumor BECAUSE HIS NAME IS FUCKING POO]]'''.
* When it comes to great video game protagonists, they're highly regarded for their heroism, but they're total "cardboard boxes" in terms of personality. Johnny even switches the pictures of Mario, Ness and Link with the [[VisualPun literal cardboard boxes]] to emphasize this.
* Very wierd facial expression of Tasahir the Loch-Ness monster:
-->'''Johnny:''' Does this look like the face of mercy, motherfucker?
* When Johnny gets nauseous from the status conditions, he immediately thinks about ''beef stew'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Hey, I could be on fucking deathbed - but you'll never get me to hate my beef stew! And I fucking know my beef stew... *''cut to Johnny cooking said beef stew''*
* Getting aggravated by the randomly popping photographer who takes pictures of Ness, and also imagining him as a bearded pervert.
-->'''Johnny:''' You're trying to pull shit like this in America - and your ass goes to fucking jail! <...> Sweet Jesus... leave me alone, you fucking creeper!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MOTHER3'' Review]]
* "Roughousing with friendly FUCKING '''DINOSAURS'''???"
* After finding out that the name of the setting is called ''Nowhere Island's'' Johnny grumbled that he should've named the dog [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Courage]].
* "Oh, look at the cute little frog in a sports convertible! It's so adorable!"
* Pointing out that the random lightning strikes hit only those who don't have Happy Boxes in their houses:
-->'''Johnny:''' Christ! Imagine if Best Buy summon the Light of Judgement if you didn't own the [=TV=]... I'm now imagining Best Buy being like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo]]!
* Getting distracted by the Club [[UnfortunateNames TITIBOO]].
* Lucas falls down from the great height into the haystack... [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Sounds familliar]]?
-->'''Johnny:''' You could fall from fucking orbit and be alright as long as you landed in hay!
* Johnny's reaction to characters having ''an actual drug trip''.
* While mentioning super-toilet, Johnny inserts the clip "Aaaah!!!".
* Showcasing Reggie Fils-Amie setting one of the fans on fire with a Mario fireball.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' Review]]
* In this game, some monsters would be persuaded to go away. Johnny says it feels like "turning down another agent of [[AnimalWrongsGroup Greenpeace]]".
* Describing the dodging mechanic.
-->'''Johnny:''' It can get super-hectic at times: going from a simple game of dodging straight projectiles to '''HOLY FUCK, WHEN DID IT SUDDENLY BECOME A SHOOT-EM-UP FROM HELL???'''
* The overall summary of the [[KillEmAll Genocide]] approach:
-->'''Johnny:''' You wanna be a bastard? You don't get to enjoy, you don't deserve any satisfaction! Killing is wrong, how dare you trying to fully complete the game? We're gonna give you the hardest encounters in this game because ''FUCK YOU!'' The ''[=XP=]'' and ''[=LV=]'' don't actually mean ''Experience'' and ''Levels'', but rather ''Execution Points'' and ''Level of Violence'', you fucking prick- '''[[CaptionHumor I GET IT.]]'''
* "Using the child as your vessel - [[ThatCameOutWrong I'm sorry, that sounded a bit demonic...]]"
* At the end of the review, Johnny gets interrupted with the dreaded "9's" screen and howling wind which signifies the appearance of Chara. Thankfully, Johnny himself manages to finish the review in time.
-->'''Johnny:''' Thank you guys for watching, have yourselves a fantastic- *''Chara reappears''* ffffuck me... [[BreakingTheFourthWall OK, you guys better just scroll down, turn the volume down... just close it-]] *''Chara [[JumpScare scares the fuck out of Johnny]]''* '''WOAH, FUCK ME!!'''
-->*''Cue Chara slashing at the screen. The red 9's fill the shaking screen''*

!![[AC:''The Franchise/StreetFighter Series'' Review]]
* Johnny tries to start reviewing the original ''Street Fighter''... only to get [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomped]] by [[SNKBoss Sagat]]. Cue Johnny dropping the controller.
** From the same game, while discussing Sagat himself:
-->'''Johnny:''' When he's not after your pride - he's after your fucking pocket change...
** His weird face at the Vs. screen is (probably) the result of "the allergic reaction to success".
** Sagat also returns in ''Street Fighter II'':
-->'''Johnny:''' ...he's still a very tall man with longer reach and- '''[[LargeHam TIGER! TIGER! TIGER UPPERCUT! TIGER-]]'''
* '''THE STREET FIGHTERS ARE ASSHOLES'''
* From the ''Street Fighter The Movie: The Game'' portion:
** Johnny is legitimately baffled at Sawada's special attack... which turns out to be a ''simple slide'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Like, his insatiable need for a hug needs to be a fucking super-attack!
** Also, Zangief's "stun animation":
-->'''Johnny:''' What do you think Zangief's doing here? This shit isn't the stun animation - that's me trying to blend in in the nightclub. ''*Cue Johnny performing said "animation" along with Zangief*''
* As of ''Street Fighter Alpha'' series, M. Bison also "studied the art of monetary fuckery from Sagat".
* This bit from ''Street Fighter EX'' series:
-->'''Johnny:''' Whoa, man! If that isn't the biggest "Booty Warrior"-face Ken would give, I dunno what comes close - maybe Adon in ''Street Fighter Alpha'', but Ken is a close second... and Dhalsim thinks it's A-okay.
** The gesture Dhalsim makes in this moment speaks for itself.
* The entire descripion of [[BigBad Gill]] from ''Street Fighter III'' deserves a couple of laughs.
* The art-style of ''Street Fighter IV'' is quite surreal for Johnny, probably because:
-->'''Johnny:''' Everybody's hit the gym like a motherfucker!
* The questionable hair-style of Ken from ''Street Fighter V'' makes Johnny think that he was modeled in clay-doll workshop.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MightyNo9'' Review]]
* Johnny himself was a backer of the Kickstarter project for this game. His name is featured in the credits as ''Mighty No. 3254''.
** He even says at the end of the episode: "I am ''not'' Mighty". [[JumpingTheShark Understandably so]].
* Noting that the [=3D=] character models practice ventriloquism.
* Saying that one of the special weapons is essentially an "extremely pissed off [[VideoGame/MegaMan2 Crash Bomber]]", and how it easily destroys everything.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's like, "Fuck you, I don't have the time for this bullshit..."
* Johnny is not particularly fond of conversations... ''during the boss battles'':
-->'''Johnny:''' It's just, "Let me deal with the robot first, and then we can share our stories telepathically later, alright?"
* The Retro skin for Beck looks more like a Minecraft skin.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' Review]]
* Johnny prefers to be on the offensive side of things while playing ''Overwatch.''
-->'''Johnny:''' I wanna be in action, get shot down, hear from my other team members and continue to piss them off because ''fuck them!''
* '''SHE'S A MEDIC SNIPER.'''
* Noting how Zarya's barriers absorb ''all'' of enemy gunfire.
-->'''Johnny:''' You got a D.Va trying to nuke you with her ultimate attack? Fuck outta here... now go back to drinking your fucking Mountain Dew!
** Immediately after this:
-->'''Johnny:''' And for the record, I don't hate D.Va players - I just hate D.Va. ''Fuck her!''
* '''[[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} GO TEAM MARIE]]'''
* "I should probably see some medical attention."

!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFox1'' and ''VideoGame/StarFox2'' Review]]
* While discussing one of the earliest [=3D=] racing games, Johnny gets a little dumbfounded when he notices the completely black wall in his path. Thankfully, it was just a poorly-rendered tunnel.
-->'''Johnny:''' Alright... pants no longer shat on.
* Referring to Star Fox team as a [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits Ragtag Bunch of Space Mercenaries]].
* "Alright, that's enough of Star Fox! Let's talk about [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Star Fox]]."
* Noting how Fox [=McCloud=] is fluent in many languages while communicating with his team.
-->*''cue the unintelligible vocal banter from Star Fox team, followed by Mario and Luigi''*
** Of course, Fox's teammates also get too much shit due to their "usefulness".
* This bit about the hardest path:
-->'''Johnny:''' I appreciate the diversity, it's just... Jesus, fuck!
* Calling Andross' projectiles "Bathroom tiles".
** In the sequel, Andross himself is called a "real [[ClusterFBomb shitty shit]]".
* "Meteor with a [[MemeticMutation trollface]]"
* Johnny managed to get ''two'' prototype cartridges of ''Star Fox 2'': one was bought from ''Too Many Games'', and Johnny got another one as a donation. ''And these cartridges were obtained in the span of 10 minutes!''
-->'''[[Film/{{Superbad}} Shop employee:]]''' Fuck my life...

!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFox64'' Review]]
* Watching the ''Star Fox 64'' commercial in a nutshell.
** Also, [[CallBack referencing the]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld2YoshisIsland guy who explodes from eating too much shit]].
** Johnny's cringy expression returns during the Rumble Pak commercial.
* The over-the-top voice acting for Star Fox team. Also, noting how their faces "freeze to death".
** On that note, calling [[TheLancer Falco Lombardi]] "a massive cock-mongrel" also counts.
* Cut to Johnny playing ''Star Fox 64 [=3D=]'' on his [=3DS=]:
-->'''Johnny:''' Just look at me - I mean, fuck...

!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures'' Review]]
* The tongue-twisting name ''[=RareWare=]'' transforms into ''[=RawrWawr=]''.
* For some reason, Warp Stone reminds Johnny of WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}.
* Noting how Slippy's blank expression looks like he's witnessing the Apocalypse.
* Johnny getting the [[VideoGame/MetroidPrimeFederationForce Metroid Alarm]]. ''[[VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake Twice]].''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidPrimeFederationForce'' Review]]
* Johnny introduces the characters in the game as if he was advertising 90's action figure line.
-->'''Johnny:''' From Hasbro! [[MotorMouth Ice cubes and Mountain Dew sold separately.]]
* Mentioning the ridiculous armor of the titular Federation Force troops and comparing it to [[Film/IronMan Iron Monger]].
* This line when mentioning the [[RunningGag Screw Attack]]:
-->'''Johnny:''' [[CallBack I shot that]] [[RunningGagged asshole dead!]]
* ''The Johnny Squad.''
-->'''Johnny:''' What do you get when you combine 3 assholes to make [=YouTube=] videos together? The '''JOHNNY SQUAD'''!
* "Mountain Dew [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]"

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake AM2R: Return of Samus]]'' Review]]
* Johnny saying that he would give ''Super Metroid Redesign'' hack a shot. Cue correcting himself with CaptionHumor:
-->''Derp. I meant not saying I NEVER will.''
* Noting how Samus could destroy all 38 Metroids on the planet in a short amount of time.
-->'''Johnny:''' That's one hell of a [=GPS=] tracker!
** Also, ''this:''
-->'''Johnny:''' Through sheer will and determination, it's only a matter of time before the word "Metroid" is wiped from the Space Dictionary - except "[[VideoGame/SuperMetroid No, it doesn't]]", "[[VideoGame/MetroidFusion No, it doesn't]]", and "[[VideoGame/MetroidOtherM No, it doesn't]]"!
* "Damn. [[CaptionHumor DAMN]]."
* In stark contrast to ''[=AM2R=]'', Johnny remembers how the Metroids from the original ''Metroid 2'' were easy enough to kill...
-->'''Johnny:''' Except Zeta Metroids - those can get fucked!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFoxAssault'' Review]]
* "The manual still has quick synopsises... [[NoPronunciationGuide Synopses?]]"
* Luckily, Fox [=McCloud=] finally uses his gun - a point which was poked fun of in ''Star Fox Adventures''.
* Johnny is not afraid to give this game shit for showcasing the map on the center of the screen - a shit that ''Ecco the Dolphin'' for Dreamcast also got.
* The autolock system is similar to that of ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog''... but with better controls.
** The word "'''BETTER'''" emphasized in quotes.
* Returning to Dinosaur Planet was cathartic for Johnny. All these handicaps from [[VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures the previous game]]? ''Gone.'' Now he can use actual fucking weapons! Except...
-->'''Johnny:''' I just wish the enemies were Sharp Claws... or fuck, General Scales - [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse give him some proper fucking closure]]!

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/StarFoxCommand'' Review]]
* Johnny mentions that he witnessed this game during his first college year.
-->'''[[CaptionHumor Caption:]]''' '''DERP: I WAS IN MY SECOND YEAR OF COLLEDGE IN 2006'''
* Johnny notices that some characters make this game easier, some - harder. For example:
-->'''Johnny:''' Try using Leon to shoot the missile down, because he FUCKING SUCKS AT IT
* Johnny points out that you can use samples of your own voice that replace the normal vocal sounds. At first, he adds in some factoids, but then follows it up with "AAAAAAAAAAAH", [[https://youtu.be/SgkAZ0L2E2U?t=7m20s the result is what he dubs "Star Fox: Belch On Command"]].
--> '''Johnny (giggling childishly):''' I am ''29''...
* Johnny trying to explain the ridiculous story.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's a fucking soap opera!
** The absurd reasoning of the split between Fox and Krystal? ''Fox is afraid that Krystal might get in danger on the battlefield...''
-->'''Johnny:''' So I guess that Slippy, Falco and Peppy were expendable, [[{{Hypocrite}} you furry fuckhead]]?
** And despite said split, both still engage in conversations which are summed up as "He said, she said" bullshit.
** Also, this statement:
-->'''Johnny:''' We have multiple unfocused storylines that sacrifice coherency for the sake of I-don't-fucking-know what!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFoxZero'' Review]]
* This game is summed up as a '''[[CaptionHumor REBOOT REBOOT]]''' to the original Star Fox.
* Referring to Monarch Dodora as a ''"dickheaded twin-headed bird dragon"''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Now fuck off and die!
* In ''Star Fox Guard'', Johnny praises the "heavily armed video cameras".
-->'''Johnny:''' Shit, if only I was equipped with these in ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' game...
* At the end of the review, Johnny suddenly gets smacked in the head by the ''Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice'' game box. In the next shot, Johnny gets [[CallBack dressed up into the familliar gear]]: fingerless gloves, sports tape, wig and sunglasses.
** The outtakes include Johnny shouting "FUCK!" as Mark helps to put sports tape on his hands, and Johnny himself cracking up when he sees the game.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicBoom'': ''Fire and Ice'' Review]]
* Johnny once again sports his "Boomified" look.
** [=PKSparkXX=] is seen playing along with Johnny. He does DoubleTake when he finally sees Johnny in costume.
-->'''[=PKSparkXX=]:''' My man... What are you wearing?
** After getting the title card, [=PKSparkXX=] persuades Johnny to review ''Sonic Free Riders''. Needless to say, he fails.
* Yet again, Knuckles stores nuts in his fucking mouth.
* Thinking that Mike Pollock is clearly saying "[[PrecisionFStrike Shit]] snail" to Sonic.
* Johnny has much easier time to remove the sports tape from his hands. The previous ''Sonic Boom'' review certainly helped.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysSisterLocation'' Review]]
* Once more, Johnny [[RunningGag solemnly swears]] that there will be no jumpscares in this episode. Note how Johnny makes that promise with his LEFT hand, meaning that ''he lied this time''.
** A few minutes later, Elliot - who's wearing a werewolf costume - jumps to Johnny from behind the couch, causing Johnny to [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream like a little bitch.]]
** Another - this time ''real'' - jump scare happens later on while discussing the game, which leads to Elliot slapping Johnny while Johnny just grins with satisfaction...
-->'''Elliot''': I thought you said there were gonna be no jump scares, you dick!
* While discussing the atmosphere, Johnny randomly screams: "Scroll back up, you pussy!"
* Elliot's rant about the mini-game after Night Four has the words "'''SUPER HAPPY RANT TIME'''" overlaid on the screen.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1'' and ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' Review]]
* Johnny's reaction to [[AutoScrollingLevel Bridge Zone Act 2]] in the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog18Bit 8-bit version of]] ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog18Bit Sonic the Hedgehog]]''.
---> '''Johnny:''' ...and home to the most anti-Sonic The Hedgehog gimmick to ever grace the Blue Blur, [[AutoScrollingLevel auto-scrolling]]. Auto-scrolling. In a Sonic game. What in the actual fu- I can't process all this blast! What's the point of making this guy the physical manifestation of cocaine and then taking that away from me?
* And at the end of his look at the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog28Bit 8-bit Sonic 2]], Johnny [[{{Foreshadowing}} sets up a future review perfectly by asking Tails how he feels about "explosive devices."]]
* Johnny's first encounter with the 8-bit Sonic game's own particular fetish: [[TubeTravel Transport tubes.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicChaos'' and ''VideoGame/SonicTripleTrouble'' Review]]
* Triple Trouble has springs everywhere. a lot. Leading Johnny to point out that half the time, he's going "BOING! BOING! BOING!" and how he's glad that he's on the Game Gear [[TakeThat and not]] [[VideoGame/SonicBoom Rise of Lyric]].
* After pointing out that the box art for Sonic Chaos has the AOSTH version of Robotnik on it, and the fact that it looks like Sonic's poking him in the nose, Johnny dubs Robotnik over with a goofy-sounding "Duh".
* There are tubes in these games. [[RunningGag Of course...]]
---> '''Johnny:''' What's with these 8-bit games ''and'' '''''FUCKING''''' '''''TUBES?!'''''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicLabyrinth'' and ''VideoGame/SonicBlast'' Review]]
* The fact that Eggman managed to sneak into Sonic's house in his sleep - and all he did during that opportunity was to ''swap his shoes'' - makes Johnny question the fat man.
---> '''Johnny:''' Motherfucker, that's your arch-nemesis! I'm not one to condone [[NeverSayDie murder in a series primarily meant for kids]], but come on! Burn the house down! Bust his knee caps! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Shit on his toilet and don't flush!]] You're just ''swap his shoes''? And that does it! I'm never taking your ass seriously again, you... round... ''fuck''.
* While pointing out how Eggman's shoes have rendered Sonic unable to run or jump, Johnny compares him to [[VideoGame/ArtOfFighting Mr. Big]]...[[LampshadedTheObscureReference and admits that no one will get that reference.]]
* As Johnny states, the game's power-ups are the players' only hope...
---> '''Johnny:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting IF THEY DIDN'T ALREADY GIVE]] [[SensoryAbuse YOU A FUCKING SEIZURE, JESUS CHRIST!!!]]'''
** Cue the game's background rapidly flashing white as Sonic grabs a powerup. Not long after, the video cuts to a shot of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons the Simpsons]] suffering seizures as well.
* Johnny recalling the gripes that he had with the game as a kid:
---> '''Johnny:''' [[MotorMouth Robblerobble Sonicissupposedtogo FAST, whatisthispieceof SHIIIETTTT]]
* And of course, when noting that Sonic Blast also has transport tubes like every other 8-Bit Sonic game before it, Johnny voices his exasperation [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain in a particular way.]]
--> '''Johnny:''' ''Augh, such a lust for laziness!'' '''''TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!!'''''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/TailsSkyPatrol'' & ''VideoGame/TailsAdventure'' Review]]
* The intro animation for the video, fittingly named "Main/DissonantSerenity".
* ''Tails' Sky Patrol'' is a game where Tails cannot touch the floor or walls - or else he dies instantly. Which is why Johnny promptly calls it ''Miles "Tails" Prower In: THE FLOOR IS LAVA.''
** Also, referring to this game as a ''Do-or-Die Skypatrol''.
* Poking fun at the mint candy - Tails' canonical favorite food.
-->'''Johnny:''' Now I can see why - it keeps him high! *''[[IncrediblyLamePun cue the rim shot]]''* [[RhymesOnADime This shit rhymes itself!]] '''[[CaptionHumor DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS]]'''
* Johnny ''still'' has his Game Gear from 1995.
-->'''Johnny:''' Thanks for only telling me this ''now'', Elliot! I thought that shit was lost in the [[Franchise/PrinceOfPersia Sands of Time]] years ago!
* This bit during the ''Tails Adventure'' bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' Sure, the island's inhabitants need to be rescued, and the Chaos Emeralds need to be found. But these assholes... interrupted Tails' beauty sleep. And I'm sorry, ''they need to die.''
* Lampshading the overall CrazyPrepared-sort of character that Tails sports in his ''Adventure'' game.
-->'''Johnny:''' Where was ''this'' Tails in the ''Adventure'' games?
-->*''for a brief fraction of a second, the Sonic '06 case pops up with the caption: "THIS DOESN'T COUNT!"''*
* "Haters-gonna-hate walk"
* Tails is able to use Chaos Emeralds ''individually'', unlike his pal Sonic.
-->'''Johnny (to Sonic):''' Take some notes, you blue fuckboy!
* The portable '''RAIDO''' in Tails' arsenal.
* The ending animation, which depicts smiling Tails [[UnflinchingWalk walking away from an exploding ship]] in an amazing homage to the ending credits of ''VideoGame/MegaMan7'', complete with credits theme.

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/{{Shantae}} Shantae: Half-Genie Hero]]'' Review]]
* "[[VideoGame/MightyNo9 Mighty Number]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]"
** The overall structure of this game also reminds Johnny a lot about Mega Man, [[VideoGame/MightyNo9 and]]...
-->'''Johnny:''' [[MotorMouth DontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitAAGHITHOUGHTABOUTIT]]
* The Mayor of Scuttle Town is being a dick to Shantae yet again by calling the termination of her duties as a guardian to Sequin Land.
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
** ''EVERYONE'', as Johnny points out during the plot synopsis, are being dicks to her too.
* Creator/JakeKaufman [[VideoGame/ShovelKnight yet again]] delivers the amazing soundtrack.
-->'''Johnny (while Shantae is dancing):''' I wanna dance my ass off to some of these tunes!

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogPocketAdventure Sonic Pocket Adventure]]'' Review]]
* One of the start screen options is ''Go to Room''.
-->'''Johnny:''' OK Mom, calm it down!
* Noting that this game has a lot of similarities to ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2''... even though one of the zones is still called ''Sky Chase''.
-->'''Johnny:''' That shit is still Sky Chase! No one gave a shit about this zone...
** Also, the bottomless pits and the ''Not-Chemical Plant Zone'':
-->'''Johnny:''' '''[[CaptionHumor AH FUCK THEY'RE PLANTING THE SEEDS]]'''
* Johnny's reaction upon stumbled over [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Slicer]]... [[RunningGag yet again.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' ...Though I'm sure this is just this game's- *''gets hit by Slicer''* [[SuddenlyShouting OH FUCK YOU, I KNEW IT!]] Kiss my fucking ass, Slicer! [[MotorMouth Taking away all my rings that I need for Special Stage that God only knows how many chances to get those and-]] ''*gets hit by Slicer again*'' '''OH, FUCKING HELL!!!'''
* During one of the boss battles with Dr. Robotnik, good ol' Doc himself is always trying to get higher so Sonic couldn't hit him that easily.
-->'''Johnny:''' He has no reason to do that shit, by the way - but he does it anyway, you fucking moron...
** Also, Sonic is able to ''[[GuideDangIt jump off the explosions]]'' during said fight.

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicAdvance The Sonic Advance Trilogy]]'' Review]]
* Poor ''[=AntDude=]'' wasting all that time getting to Magfest... only for Magfest to already be over by the time he gets there.
** He tries to get ''two'' Guest Title Cards. Johnny berates him for it.
* During the ''Advance 2'' portion of the review, [=AntDude=] says that Cream the Rabbit is packing the so-called ''Weapon of Mass Destruction''... [[MoodWhiplash a cute Chao companion called Cheese]]. Johnny gets a little bit dumbfounded, confusing Cheese with an ''[[Film/DrStrangelove actual tactical nuke]].''
* "'''''This fucking music is so good...'''''"
* [=AntDude=] is quick to point out that Johnny collected all Gold Medals in ''Sonic '06''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Firstly, that was only with Sonic - and secondly, [[SelfDeprecation I'm a fucking idiot.]] This is different, man...
** Also, end of the flashback with ''[[WebVideo/TheCompletionist Jirard the Completionist]]''.
-->'''Jirard:''' So, what's the Sonic game you're playing?
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Sonic Advance 2''.
-->*''{{Beat}}, with Jirard looking a bit confused''*
-->'''Jirard:''' Good luck, buddy!
-->*''cut back to Johnny's frown''*
* When Johnny starts getting [[BerserkButton a little angry]] at the level design for ''Sonic Advance 3'', '''CENSORED MODE''' is suddenly activated - much to his confusion. It was all [=AntDude=]'s doing.
-->'''Johnny:''' Don't mess with my audio effects!

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicRush The Sonic Rush Trilogy]]'' Review]]
* The description of ''[[ActionGirl Blaze the Cat]]'' in general:
-->'''Johnny''': A badass that wasn't [[StalkerWithACrush hopelessly chasing someone]], [[TheScrappy looking for a frog]] or [[StickyFingers obsessed with jewelry]]; she was a princess that did her fucking job - '''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 THAT DID HER FUCKING JOB]]''' - and was from another dimension - '''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 ANOTHER DIMENSION]]'''. And she has [[KillItWithFire fire powers]], too: she can ninja-kick the shit out of anything to save the cremation costs, as well.
* Johnny's dumbfounded confusion by ''Sonic Colors'' on the DS seemingly attempting to meld ''Sonic Rush'' and ''Sonic '06'' into the same continuity. For that fact, he flips off the Sonic '06 game case at one point.
** Speaking of ''Sonic '06'', here comes Silver...
-->'''Johnny:''' '''[[CaptionHumor AH FUCK,]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck HERE WE GO.]]''' The future's been fixed, right? Why the fuck is he here? And why is Blaze with him? Are they trying to pay respects to both ''Sonic Rush'' and ''Sonic '06''? Because I can tell you right now...
-->*''[[YourHeadAsplode cue the]] [[Film/{{Scanners}} literal mind-blowing]]''*
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, what ''that'' guy said!
* This line when explaining Blaze's story:
-->'''Johnny:''' She soon befriends [[TheCutie Cream The Rabbit]], because you're a fucking monster if you're not friends with [[FriendToAllLivingThings Cream The Rabbit]].
* The brief summary of the first ''Rush'' game.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's boost here, boost there, don't die here- '''[[ButtonMashing AAGH FUCK MY HAND]]'''
** Also, noting that Super Sonic is usable only in the final stage.
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, [[CaptainObvious the sky is blue?]] '''[[CaptionHumor OH FUCK!]]'''
* This humorous bit during the ''Sonic Rush Adventure'' portion.
-->'''Johnny:''' [[SelfDeprecation Who names their henchman Johnny? That's an asshole's name...]]
* The recurring SensoryAbuse moments. When it comes to ''Sonic Colors'':
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[[MotorMouth Yeahokayfuckingstop!]]''
* The CallBack to the console ''Sonic Colors'' version:
-->'''Dr. Eggman:''' [[BlatantLies This amusement park was constructed entirely out of a sense of remorse for my past transgressions]], [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and is in no way associated with any sort of evil plot or premeditated misdeeds.]]
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Dr. Wolfe]]''': ''LIAR!''

!! [[AC:''Sonic Racing Games'' Review]]
* Noting that Silver makes an appearance in ''Sonic Rivals'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Is this asshole just not allowed to have a good future now?
-->'''Franchise/{{Terminator}}:''' [[Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines Judgement Day is inevitable.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, fuck you and that cop-out!
* Johnny takes a minute to complain about having a European copy of Sonic Rivals 2.
--> '''Johnny:''' The fuck is a PEGI?[[labelnote:explanation]][[DontExplainTheJoke Its the European video games rating board, hence its acronym of "Pan European Game Information."]][[/labelnote]]
* Noting that one of the songs from ''Sonic Riders'' sounds like someone is "literally fucking the soundtrack".
* Johnny's first attempt at the first track in [[VideoGame Sonic Riders]] left him a stuttering mess.
* In order to finally play [[VideoGame/SonicRiders Sonic Free Riders]], Johnny is forced to use the [[ScrappyMechanic Kinect]]. Main/HilarityEnsues...
** First off, he takes time to poke fun at Kinect itself: it sports the filter that resembles the Franchise/{{Predator}} vision. But the icing on the cake is the delivery of this line:
-->'''Johnny:''' You can't hit a moving target, bitch! ''COME ON!''
** Calling himself "a fucking stalker".
** While raising his arms to grab rings, Johnny briefly says: "Givin' you my energy, [[Anime/DragonBallZ Goku!]]"
** ''"Moving around at the speed of cramp..."''
** ''"Fly high... lesbian fox!"''
** Johnny says he looks like he's about to end an episode of a sitcom, complete with freeze-frame in mid-jump and the words [[SelfDeprecation "Written, Reviewed, and Edited by This Numbnuts"]] overlaid on the screen.
** Probably the funniest part of that portion was towards the end, when he accidentally started another race when he was trying to sign off and stop recording footage...
-->'''Johnny:''' Damn you... Damn you... '''DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL...'''
** Another funny part is the portion where he is shown dancing with the text "'''[[SelfDeprecation DO I LOOK LIKE A FIT MOTHERFUCKER?]]'''" overlaid over the footage.
* His brief confusion at people like real life professional stock car racer Danica Patrick being in Sonic And All-Stars Racing Transformed alongside a [[VideoGame/TotalWar Shogun]] and a VideoGame/FootballManager (those last two are exclusive to the PC version but still.)

!! [[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicChronicles Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood]]'' Review (Revisit)]]
* '''JESUS THIS MUSIC'''
* Johnny's surprise at what his past self said about the game.
** And he's shocked he had hair back in 2008.
** He also takes time to make fun of the fact that he never bothered to change the batteries in the smoke detector.
* In the backstory of ''The Dark Brotherhood'' itself, Sonic goes away - possibly for a couple of years... And because of this, Johnny thinks that the events of the ''VideoGame/SonicStorybookSeries'' transpired during Sonic's overdose.
* Referring to [[BigBad Imperator Ix]] as ''Ziggy''.
* Noticing one of the Chaos ''headbanging'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Goddamn! What sort of heavy metal is he listening to if he's swinging his head that violently?

!! [[AC:''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Elliot has the same [[FlatWhat reaction]] as a lot of people when Johnny brings up Sonic Unleashed for mobile devices.
* In the middle of the video, Elliot suddenly dons his werewolf costume, and keeps it for the rest of the review. Cue Johnny giving him [[https://youtu.be/H_lj5gWug50?t=294 a very confused and hilarious look.]]
* Could just be the timing, as the movie debuted in theaters a few days after this review went up, but Johnny refers to the Gaia Colossus as "[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers A Megazord that would make even Zordon blush]]".
* This [[SuddenlyShouting unexpected]] bits:
--> '''Johnny''': We've gone beyond the slower methodical approach from the past games and went full out-- '''[[SuddenlyShouting YEEEEEEEEEE]][[SensoryAbuse EEAAAAAAAAA-]]'''
* At the end, Elliot laments the old days, where they would talk shit to each other about which game was better. Johnny suddenly gets an idea: He and Elliot play Sonic Free Riders multiplayer!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 5)'']]
!! [[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'' Review]]
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That Fucking Matters"
* Johnny's rant against the ocean. It only lasts about ten seconds, but it's worth a chuckle or two:
--> ''Water, lots of water, [[ScrappyMechanic too much fucking water]], '''[[NightmareFuel OH MY GOD, WHAT DID I DO]]''', am I there yet, and [[AmericansHateTingle I will rip your dick off, Tingle!]]''
* "Under the orders of this mysterious and elusive... [[BaitAndSwitch Ganondorf]]"
* While showing off the camera in the Wii U version to take selfies, one of the selfies has Link smiling while ''Ganondorf himself'' gets ready to stab him in the back.
* '''GIVE ME THE FUCKING SAIL'''

!! [[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess'' Review]]
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That Tips 20%"
* When Johnny shows off the two hookshots, he starts singing a rendition of the Spider-Man theme song.
-->Watch out! Here comes Skulltula-Man!
* Johnny being unnerved by some of the manic or nasty grins Midna shows off. "When she isn't thinking about poisoning my drink..." and "Given the opportunity, I think she'd actually EAT Navi..." are just some of his reactions.
** [[https://htf-ytp.deviantart.com/art/Midna-Eating-Navi-GIF-368919329 Here it is in picture form!]]
* Using the boots that let him walk on the roof is compounded with a loud clang with every step.
* The mini-game that has Johnny using a device that mimics his hammer swings has Johnny constantly getting hit in the head with the large hammer.
-->(bonk) Ow. (bonk) Ow. (bonk) Ow.
* The way Johnny hypes up the final battle between Link and Ganondorf in a brilliantly epic style...before Link pulls out the fishing rod and takes down an utterly pathetically distracted King of Evil.
--> ''And so, its come to this, a one-on-one confrontation between Link and Ganondorf! A duel of fates, destinies clashing face to face, the Triforce of Power versus the Triforce of Courage! And it'll take Link every bit of his soul, to help defeat the King of E-'' '''''[[BaitAndSwitch Ooh, look at the fishing rod!]] [[MotorMouth Here, Ganondorf, here, look at the fishing rod!]] [[DistractedByTheShiny Look at the fishing here Ganondorf, here Ganon-]]''''' Bing, Boom, Slash, Bam, [[VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink GAME OVER, RETURN OF DUMBASS]]
** That image of Ganondorf screaming in agony plays over the closing credits.

!! [[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'' Review]]
* The intro features a slow zoom-in on Link's deer-in-the-headlights stare.
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That- Wow... Took A While To Get This Time"
* When talking about how he wanted the gold Wii Mote with Wii Motion Plus already installed, he inserts a clip of [[Film/AustinPowers Goldmember yelling "I love gold!"]]
* Johnny's utter bafflement at [[ArcFatigue how long the story is.]]
* While showing off the motion controls, Johnny decides to start dancing. [[CharacterDevelopment A far cry from how much he hated the Wii's motion controls back in 2008.]]
* [[BrickJoke Attempting to distract Demise with the butterfly net.]] [[NoSell It doesn't work.]]
* When Demise curses Link and Zelda to always have to fight an incarnation of his hatred, the aforementioned image of TP Ganondorf screaming in agony is superimposed over the Demon King.
* Johnny [[CallBack once again shows off how]] [[LargeHam hammy he can be]] with the return of his MundaneMadeAwesome sequence from ''VideoGame/MetroidPrime3Corruption'':
-->'''[[SuddenlyShouting TWIST THAT BOSS KEY! GUIDE THIS BEETLE! SKETCH THAT BACON! TURN THIS DIAL! MAKE THE EYEBALLS DIZZY! STRIKE THE SPECIFIC GEMSTONE! RIP OFF THAT ARM! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! SLICE HORIZONTALLY! SLICE VERTICALLY! AND THRUST, THRUST,]] [[RuleOfThree THRUST!]]'''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'' Review]]
* The intro just shows Link slowly descending with the paraglider.
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That's- [[OhCrap OH MY GOD IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!]]"
* [[BrickJoke The return of]] [[CallBack ROCK LAUNCH! HUAH!!]]
** Link doesn't go very far and [[EpicFail ends up rolling around the ground in pain]].
* "I experimented", as Link wears the Gerudo Vai clothes and holds two watermelons to his chest.
* When he announces his [[Franchise/KingdomHearts next marathon,]] all he can do is let out a long sigh, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck telling us all how he feels about playing all those games back to back while discussing their stories.]]
--> '''Johnny''': Get your Darkness Counters ready, I'm gonna go get [[INeedAFreakingDrink a fuckload of booze]] for the type of shit I'm about to step into!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI'' Review]]
* The repeated image of Johnny petting his UsefulNotes/PlayStation2.
* There's a brief scene of Johnny gushing over his favorite Disney and ''Final Fantasy'' characters, which ends when he gets to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]] [[BonusBoss and pleads for the guy to stop kicking him in the dick]].
* While talking about the overall series, he mentions that not every game needs a number after it to be relevant....[[FreezeFrameBonus Except for 358/2 Days, which has too fucking many, as the text says.]]
* Johnny pretends to have trouble lifting one of his Keyblades.
* After giving a rather hefty infodump, we get a scene between Donald and Goofy from Deep Jungle.
-->'''Goofy''': Did you get that?
-->'''Donald''': No.
* Johnny listing the characters from ''Final Fantasy''. When it comes to Squall:
-->'''Squall:''' That's Leon.
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, whatever, Squall!
* While going over how the Disney worlds are mainly just retellings of the stories of those worlds, he mentions how [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Agrabah]] has you keeping Jafar from taking the Genie's lamp only for him to get it anyway, and now you have to deal with Genie!Jafar by [[ButtMonkey smacking the shit out of Iago]].
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KnucklesChaotix'' Review]]
* Johnny prefaces the video by talking about how the Combine Ring powerup from ''Knuckles Chaotix'' reappeared in ''VideoGame/SonicMania'', but before that he talks about the [[SugarWiki/VisualEffectsOfAwesome dazzling graphics]], [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic magnificent soundtrack]], and [[BreadMilkEggsSquick the fact that the Death Egg Robot shows up in Green Hill Zone]] - the final point is followed up by [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] screaming in horror.
* While messing with the infamous ''Sonic Crackers'' prototype, it goes to an isometric perspective. Johnny's response?
-->'''Johnny''': ''Oh,'' [[{{Angrish}} *gibbering sounds*]] '''[[HeroicBSOD Sonic Labyrinth]]?!''' Oh, no no no no no, we're not dealing with ''this'' shit again.
-->*''hits a remote switch [[StuffBlowingUp detonating Sonic Crackers off his TV]] and seamlessly transitioning into Knuckles Chaotix proper''*
* Going over the [[UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis Sega 32X]] advertisements, Johnny notices the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything rather unsubtle innuendos]] that even the ads [[LampshadeHanging call the reader out on for assuming.]] His response when one asks "What did you think we were talking about, you little degenerate?" [[TemptingFate to yet another joke about placing the 32X ontop of the core console?]]
-->'''Johnny''': ''[[BrutalHonesty Consolefucking.]]'' You were talking about consolefucking.
* The comparisons to other Sonic games don't end: when the [[MacGuffin Chaos Rings]] are brought up, Johnny snaps into brief {{Angrish}} again and promptly tosses ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings'' in the trash when he likens them to that game's seven World Rings.
* Johnny snaps a jab at [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome Mighty the Armadillo]] for being a painted-over Sonic sprite.
-->'''Johnny''': In Knuckles Chaotix, he's essentially the not!Sonic the Hedgehog. I mean, just look at his spritework, [[TakeThat he's the original Sonic fan character.]]
* When talking about how [[GameBreaker Charmy the Bee breaks the game over his knee,]] the video randomly cuts to (presumably) [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Johnny tapping the game cartridge on the pavement with a hammer repeatedly.]]
* On the topic of [[JokeCharacter Heavy and Bomb]], John mentioned that he could at least get some use out of [[LethalJokeCharacter Heavy]] by picking him up and running into enemies with him. Bomb, on the other hand? All he has to say is [[NoJustNoReaction "No."]]
* Johnny briefly sidetracks into [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Zoidberg]] [[ShoutOut noises]] when demonstrating that the tethered ring system can result in characters just wildly sailing through the air against all laws of physics.
* Johnny clearly praises the changes of scenery between acts of stages.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's like Sonic [=CD=] made sweet love to the [=32X=]! Hell, I could be as loon I want - didn't stop these two assholes from doing it!
-->*''[[CoitusEnsues cue more banging between Sega Genesis and [=32X=]]]''*
* Final boss transforms from a "little blue robot to '''SWEET JESUS'''"
* Noting how both Sonic & Tails show up at the ending.
-->'''Johnny (as Sonic):''' Is it over yet?
-->'''Johnny (as Knuckles):''' Kiss my ass, Sonic!
-->'''Johnny (as Mighty):''' I'm just happy to be here...
* While complimenting the graphics, he mentions that it's even more colorful than ''VideoGame/SonicCD'', before cutting to one of CD's special stages with a psychedelic sky while the theme of ''VideoGame/SonicColors'' plays.
-->'''Johnny:''' And that game was already- ''[[EarWorm THE COLORS FEEL SO BRIIIGHT!]]''
* A color glitch results in a golden Vector, which Johnny jokes to be [[SuperMode Super Vector,]] distant relative to the [[CallBack Big the Cat texture clusterfuck from his Sonic Adventure review.]] Shortly thereafter, he encounters a certain familiar glitched echidna with ashen white skin and red eyes. While fans may know this guy as [[FanNickname Wechnia]], Johnny instead dubs him "Numbles the Coke-fiend."
* How does Johnny compromise to the Kingdom Hearts fans for sidetracking with this review? By [[MemeticMutation photoshopping & Knuckles onto the Kingdom Hearts logo.]]
* When this video was debuted at Too Many Games 2017, the short portion where Johnny talks about ''VideoGame/SegaSonicTheHedgehog'' (the arcade game where Mighty the Armadillo first appeared) ended up being so loud that it drowned out the commentary. John responded to this error by saying "That's what we call a Video Error, by the way!"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsChainOfMemories'' Review]]
* The review begins with Johnny and his friend Russ first playing ''Kingdom Hearts II'' way back in 2006. Johnny's idea of portraying his 19-year-old self is with a messy afro.
** Also, the whole flashback is in black and white - even though 2006 was just over ten years ago.
** Russ shows a lot of confusion at the things seen in the first three hours of the game, with Johnny continuously saying: "They were in the last game." Which Russ thinks it means the original ''Kingdom Hearts''. It gets to the point where Johnny finally snaps:
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Chain of Memories'', Russ! They're all answered in ''Chain of Memories!'' Jesus! Fuck anime!"
* "Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix Plus Combo Pac'''[[SickeningCrunch KKGH]]'''"
** That hilarious-as-fuck face of Johnny on '''KKGH''' moment.
* Johnny's reason for Sora, Donald, and Goofy camping out? ''Pluto is an asshole.''
* Johnny essentially calls the game "an abridged series of [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment an abridged series]]."
-->'''Johnny''': '''[[MindScrew WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT ONE.]]'''
* While discussing how the player can summon Donald and Goofy via cards, Johnny mentions how Goofy wrecks shit up with his shield attacks, but Donald... not so much.
--> '''Johnny''': [[SarcasmMode Really? You're gonna cast Fire Magic on the guy that uses FIRE.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Will! Eat you!]]
** Complete with Donald being wreathed in flames.
* Comparing the card mechanic to [[TabletopGame/YuGiOh Yu-Gi-Oh!]] results in this:
--> '''[[LargeHam Johnny:]]''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Draw! Goofy Cardo! Draw! Donald Cardo! Draw! Mickey Cardo!]]''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy'' Review]]
* Johnny lampshades his ScheduleSlip right in the very beginning.
-->'''Johnny:''' Will there ever be a point where I follow ''Kingdom Hearts'' video with another ''Kingdom Hearts'' video?
* Johnny doing the Crash dance along with ''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} on the latter's collaboration video about the same game.
** ''That menacing DeathGlare with filters on'' when Johnny says: "That's how that works."
** Speaking of Caddicarus:
-->'''Caddicarus:''' (''[[ItMakesSenseInContext While covering Johnny's head with a sack]]''} YOUMUPPETYMALICIOUSMONKEY
-->'''Johnny:''' [[SarcasmMode He's such a nice man]]...
* '''OH GOD THESE GAMES ARE OVER TWENTY YEARS OLD'''
* Johnny tries to replicate the running-in-place gig from Crash's dance routine. Unfortunately, his legs are hurt like Hell after that, thanks to Johnny's composure.
* The obnoxious drawback from the first ''Crash Bandicoot'' game - being able to get the Box Gem only in one single life - was finally corrected in ''N.Sane Trilogy'' release. Johnny is quick to gush about this with ''Zoidberg noises'' while Crash himself hilariously deforms in the air.
* Johnny shows that he did the HundredPercentCompletion of the original ''Crash Bandicoot'' more times than necessary.
-->'''Johnny:''' I got nothing left to prove, goddammit! I just wanna '''FUCKING RELAX!'''
-->*''cue Crash getting bombarded with missing boxes''*
** Despite all other tweaks, the platforming can still be '''[[JustForPun N.SANELY N.TENSE]]'''.
** Also, the ''Stormy Ascent'' level which was cut from the original game because it was considered to be too difficult.
-->'''Johnny:''' '''[[CaptionHumor TOO DIFFICULT. IN CRASH 1. FUCKING HELL.]]'''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'' Review]]
* The intro has one bit of Sora, Donald, and Goofy dancing almost in time with the music.
* The incredibly abridged summary of the [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI first]] [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsChainOfMemories two games]].
* Just as Johnny starts to explain the concept of Nobodies, he says: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Buckle down, boys and girls..."]]
* This bit during the above.
--> '''Johnny''': Where do Namine's memory powers come from?
--> '''Roxas''': [[BigShutUp Shut up!]]
--> '''Johnny''': Well said, Roxas.
* As Johnny discusses how Roxas has resigned to his fate, we get [[MoodWhiplash "HOORAY! Sora, Donald, and Goofy are back!"]]
* Referring to [=DiZ=] as [[TooManyBelts The Walking Belt Buckle]].
* While discussing Axel's role, Johnny takes a second to laugh at the [[AccidentalPun quick line about him having a change of heart]].
* It's a bit amusing hearing Johnny lament on how the series takes itself so seriously despite him wanting them to give the occasional MythologyGag from time to time.
* Johnny admits the only reason he considers himself even a casual fan is because of the Disney and ''Final Fantasy'' fan service.
--> '''Johnny''': You should have seen my face when [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Setzer]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Vivi]] showed up, and when Hades called up [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Auron]], oh my god [[TheImmodestOrgasm I needed a change of pants!]]
** This culminates in his brief gushing over ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII''.
* Donald and Goody, the result of a typo in the original game's manual.
* Supplementing [[ThatOneLevel Atlantica]] with footage from Film/TheAddamsFamily.
* "Next week is August 15. [[CallBack You know what that means...]] [[BaitAndSwitch Ben Affleck's birthday. Happy birthday, you son of a bitch!"]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicMania'' Review]]
* When stating the plot of the game, he makes a passing comment of how sporadic he is with his Kingdom Hearts reviews
--> '''Johnny''': So in a journey across time and space... Sora, Donald, and Goof- [[BaitAndSwitch -ahem, sorry,]] Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles...
* He tries to remain normal for a majority of the review, but by the end of it, he puts the nostalgia glasses on and doesn't take them off, going full MotorMouth with everything he likes and callbacks to his old Sonic reviews. Also counts as a Heartwarming moment to see Johnny so damn ''euphoric''!
* His reaction to Knuckles & Knuckles mode.
--> '''Johnny''': [[CallBack One's a beatnik, one's a Rastafarian!]]
* Writing his channel's logo in rings with Debug Mode while also skipping Chemical Plant zone because he doesn't like the Mean Bean Machine boss.
* ''The entire fanboy diatribe at the end'' is chock-full of pure happiness and contains just as much RapidFireComedy in itself...
-->'''Johnny:''' Sonic Mania is a nostalgia-filled love letter to old fans, but can be a tad alienating and maybe even slightly confusing to newcomers as far as visual appeal goes. That said, seeing as I AM a longtime fan... *''excited squealing''* '''JESUS CHRIST, THIS GAME LOOKS INCREDIBLE!''' The color palette is so rich, there's so many more frames of animation! Sonic, Tails and Knuckles all look so great - oh, it's GREAT to see them like this again! Where's my Saturn release? ''I'LL BUY TWENTY!'' And the music, Tee my man... Holy shit, this soundtrack is like my next cup of coffee laced with '''COCAINE!''' All the remixes of the old zones are top notch, and the music for the new zones is ''SO'' '''FUCKING''' '''''GOOD!''''' Press Garden Act 2 - God'''DAMN''', I love this stage: it's so serene, and the music - EEEAAAAH! The controls are perfect: none of [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4 Sonic 4]]'s stop-and-go bullshit, I roll down hills and loops, and I go faster and faster, and there's actual fucking flow to my movements! ''BLUE SPHERE!'' Oh, it's GOOD seeing this come back! We got layouts returning from ''VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles'', and we got some brand new layouts- [[BreathlessNonSequitur I fucking missed the Perfect]] again for the fifth time, but I got plenty more chances to get those medals! AND THE MEDALS! Ooh, I can unlock a SoundTest and listen to these songs like in Sonic CD, and ''DEBUG MODE IS BACK'''! I can make stupid shit with rings and end stages early because '''FUCK PUYO PUYO!'' Knuckles & Knuckles! [[CallBack One's a beatnik, one's a Rastafarian!]] Is that the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Death Egg Robot]] in Green Hill Zone? '''''THERE IS NO GOD!!''''' HOLY SHIT, BALOOKLALOOK- Its ME who's riding the Egg-O-Matic! '''EAT SHIT, ROBOTNIK!!!''' I can use a [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog3 Flame Shield]] in [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Oil Ocean!]] Oh my God, '''''I CAN SET THE OIL ON FIRE!''''' [[CallBack I've always wondered what would happen if you threw a match into this place since my old Sonic 2 review, and they answered that! THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING ANSWERED THAT!]] '''''[[Music/ArthurBrown I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!]]''''' SUPER SONIC! YEAH, I can comfortably grab all the Chaos Emeralds and abuse this son of a bitch JUST LIKE BEFORE, and I also don't have to worry about hearing the [[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles invincibility theme loop]] every 5 Goddamn seconds - seriously, that shit was '''THE WORST!''' Just don't transform near a spinning drum- Knuckles, what the fuck are you doing? Tails - you too, is this a fucking trend?! And where's your '''''[[CallBack FLICKY ARMY OF DEATH?]]''''' Sonic, cut that shit out! Yeah, I ran into a few collision issues here and there, but it rarely affected my total experience and maybe that too is a call back to ''VideoGame/SonicCD'' on the Sega CD! JESUS, THIS GAME-
--> *''cut to Johnny''*
--> ...is a textbook example of [[PanderingToTheBase nostalgic pandering]], but I DON'T FUCKING CARE! ''Sonic Mania'' is amazing, you should GO FUCKING BUY IT, '''SHOW SEGA WHERE THE MONEY IS, AND HOPEFULLY THIS WILL LEAD TO MORE ORIGINAL SHIT!''' It's like ''VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy''! I LOVE THAT GAME! Just how I love Sonic Mania! Fu- what are you waiting for?! Go fucking buy- I'll see you in ''Kingdom Hearts''! GO BUY- '''''GO FUCKING-'''''
--> *''cut to credits''* '''DAMN, THIS IS SO GOOD...'''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2'' Review]]
* Not in this video itself, but in the first Kingdom Hearts video, there's a brief shot of the Kingdom Hearts timeline, and even though Johnny says not every game needs a number after it to be the main title, [[FreezeFrameBonus a subtitle appears under this game reading "Except this one, which has too fucking many".]]
* This:
--> '''Johnny''': So do we get some sort of characterization for the rest of the Organization members? [[BaitAndSwitch NOPE!]]
* At one point, Johnny refers to himself as a "sexual can of Spam".
* Johnny admitting to falling asleep while on a Neverland mission.
* Hoping that Axel, Xion and Roxas would get diabetes after eating truckloads of ice cream over the course of the game.
** Even Johnny admits his dislike for a particular line in the game by simply saying: "That line, though? Sucks." [[DontExplainTheJoke Yeah, you all know the line.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep'' Review]]
* Johnny's [[SelfDeprecation jab]] at his own ScheduleSlip regarding the ''Kingdom Hearts'' marathon constantly being interrupted by other games.
--> '''Johnny''': Could it be? I'm following a ''Kingdom Hearts'' video with another ''Kingdom Hearts'' video? What is this, some sort of marathon?
* The cover gives us this gem:
--> '''Johnny''': Don't know who these other two are, but why is Roxas here?
* Johnny figures that if Xehanort wants to find Ventus's body in Castle Oblivion, he'll have to get past that card battle mechanic.
** Of course, there's also the whole "To find is to lose and lose is to find" memory wiping thing.
* As a nice callback, after Johnny gives a lengthy explanation about why Roxas looks like Ventus due to the latter taking refuge in Sora's heart and Roxas taking on Ventus's appearance, we get this:
-->'''Goofy''': Did you get that?
-->'''Donald''': No.
* The return of the ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'' alarm.
* Johnny's remarks about how the game doesn't even try to hide the fact that [[ObviouslyEvil Master Xehanort is the bad guy.]] ''Especially'' the delivery of these lines, complete with close-ups on Xehanort's face:
-->'''Johnny:''' [Terra's] inner darkness gets out of hand for a second, which I'm sure Master Xehanort would know nothing about, because ''just fucking look at him!!!''
-->'''Johnny:''' ''(about the disappearance of Xehanort and the appearance of the Unversed)'' Hoping the two aren't connected, to which I say, "What do you fucking think???", Eraquis sends Terra and Aqua to check on the situation.
* Johnny mentioning that the reason Master Xehanort wants to start another Keyblade War...was because he was curious.
-->'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' [[WhatAnIdiot What are you, fucking stupid?!]]
* "And if you think it couldn't get any worse for the man, we've still got the game's climax." Cue [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]] laughing while wearing a Disney hat.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidSamusReturns'' Review]]
* One bit of the theme song has Samus descending an elevator, with the theme music acting like elevator music.
* While showing off the game's exclusive Amibos, Johnny spends a few seconds poking the Metroid Amibo while saying "Give me Hyper Beam".

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsCoded'' Review]]
* After the intro, Johnny doesn't even introduce the game. He just stares at the camera for a few seconds while holding his DS.
* "We get a re-tread of a re-tread of a re-tread! What in the blue fuck?..."
* The entire Spaceballs bit when Mickey and company find themselves digitized in the journal.
* Due to the fact that the game tries to turn the word "hurt" into a noun, Johnny mentions how the game's writing "fills him with hurt".

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance'' Review]]
* How does Johnny start this review? By asking his viewers to join him for one last trip to hell.
* At one point, there's a random clip of some guy getting hit by a machine that keeps slapping him while he's trying to sleep.
* Johnny doesn't like the [[ScrappyMechanic drop meter]], and while in the middle of discussing it, he suddenly drops....Into an WebVideo/AntDude video. Anthony continues as though nothing happened until HE drops, and Johnny has just enough time to take a drink of coffee while [[FlippingTheBird flipping off the drop meter]] before he can potentially drop again.
* This line:
-->'''Johnny''': This game has time travel. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ''disgusted sigh'']]
* To round out both the video and the marathon, Johnny takes a few seconds to poke fun at [[ScheduleSlip how he kept getting distracted by other games in between.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicForces'' Review]]
* There's something oddly humorous about seeing Johnny's first avatar wearing a dapper-looking tuxedo while also having this [[ThousandYardStare dead look in his eyes.]]
* Johnny takes a moment out of the story recap to point out the stupidity of the [=PS4=]'s warning about gameplay recording being blocked during certain scenes.
* The [[BrickJoke return of the]] [[Film/AceVenturaPetDetective "War is hell" scene.]]
* Upon showing off his new avatar, Johnny names her "Cat The Blaze".
--> '''Johnny''': I had to fill the gap somehow.
* This:
--> '''Johnny''': [[ContinuitySnarl What is coherency in this franchise?]]
* Johnny decides to nickname Infinite [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 "Mephiles]] [[DisappointedByTheMotive with an even lamer backstory".]]
* He names his third avatar Frank, [[BadAssInANiceSuit a guy with a great fashion sense]] [[ThousandYardStare but has seen the end of days]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and likes to lurk under your bed while reciting lyrics from Guns N Roses songs.]]
--> '''Johnny''': [[DefensiveWhat What?]]
* In a bit of CaptionHumor, Johnny adds a picture of Super Sonic, saying he's future DLC, along with [[OffModel Sanic]] shirts.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}: The Woolies Strike Back'' Review]]
* "What the actual shit?" at the beginning.
* Bubsy didn't had any pounce attack before because "you know, HE'S A FUCKING BOBCAT".
* Johnny's infuriation by Bubsy's talking during the game which culminates with this:
-->'''Bubsy:''' Double Pounce! Multi-Pounce! Ultra Pounce!\\
'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
* For Johnny, the new Bubsy game itself being worth $30 is fucking laughable.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey'' Review]]
* This video is full of nods and callbacks to the Mario 64 review, and it starts right from the very beginning.
--> '''Mario''': Hey, are you ready to Mario-cise?
--> '''Johnny''': Mother of God...
* There's a bit of the intro with Mario, dressed as Luigi, and Pauline dancing seemingly in time with the theme music.
** [[BrickJoke This bit returns for the end credits.]]
* When Johnny start talking about the possession ability, we suddenly cut to [[Film/TheExorcist the vomiting scene from The Exorcist.]]
* While possessing a Cheep-Cheep, [[CallBack Johnny runs into Unagi's]] [[AlwaysABiggerFish bigger, scarier cousin, Maw-Ray]]. Maw-Ray [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} lets out the same roar Unagi did,]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and when we cut back to Johnny, all we see is his hat on the now empty couch, as he has clearly run for the hills.]]
--> '''Mario''': That's a moray! Get it? A moray eel? I made a funny.
--> '''Johnny (offscreen)''': FUCK YOU!
* One scene has Johnny possessing a Moe-Eye and just staring at the screen for a few seconds.
* When Johnny starts talking about the alternate outfits Mario can purchase, he shows off the NES golf outfit, upon which [[Music/JamesBrown "Living In America"]] starts playing. The Mario head decides that that was his idea of showing off American advertisements, before randomly doing his impression of an airplane.
* Johnny is absolutely ecstatic when he finds out he can possess Hammer Brothers and Charging Chucks.
--> '''Gilbert Gottfried''': WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
--> '''Johnny (absolutely giddy)''': That's me! He's talking about me!
* Several scenes involve Mario running around in nothing but his swim shorts and the hat, which comes to a head when he's running around in the swim short sand aviator cap while running around New Donk City.
--> '''Johnny''': Ah shit, Grandpa got out of the attic again! Grandpa, no, that's not your Vespa! Someone get him off that thing before he gets someone -- Oh, I'm so sorry! What the hell are you doing, Grandpa?! '''(that last scene as Mario's hopping around a snow level in nothing but his shorts)'''
* Johnny sees Poochy and has the appropriate reaction.
--> Oh fuck.
** And then he yells at Poochy when he [[spoiler:hooks him with the Lakitu]].
--> GODDAMN IT POOCHY!
* When Johnny starts talking about how the Cappy hat doesn't fit his head, Mario chimes in with this:
--> '''Mario''': Hey, you got a good joke for Mario?
--> '''Johnny''': Your face!
** And then, when Johnny signs off, the Mario head just floats away. Johnny just walks off, completely done with this shit.
* [[Film/AustinPowers ”Goooooooooold~”]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Cuphead}}'' Review]]
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Cuphead'' is pretty fucking challenging... definitely not the kind of game I would recommend to those looking for a comfortable spring time breeze, it's more suitable to those that enjoy harsh winter's ball-kicking!
-->*''Cue the video where one guy is [[VisualPun literally kicking the balls of another during winter]]''*
** Of course, Johnny decides to play this game solo because no one would like to "get kicked in the dick repeatedly" along with him.
-->*''Cue the same video where guys screaming their asses off in tremendous pain''*
* "Classic mentality during the boss battles". The one that makes Johnny say:
-->'''Johnny:''' Just one more time, just one more time, I'll get you this time, motherfucker!
** '''[[CaptionHumor FUCKMEIMGONNADIE]]'''
* "[[RhymesOnADime A delightful ensemble of energetic jazz and swing that kinda makes you wanna dance and sing]]"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/AHatInTime'' Review]]
* Yet another name [[RunningGag gives Johnny problems with the correct pronounciation]]: '''Jonas Kaerlev'''. And yet, he still takes some liberties by calling him ''Jonas Kevlar''.
* Johnny's utter glee at the fact that he can get [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast the hookshot]].
* Noting that this game contains [[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} the balls of yarn]] that are actually useful.
-->'''Johnny (to Bubsy):''' Take some notes, you [[ClusterFBomb fucking fuck]]!
-->'''Johnny (a bit later, still to Bubsy)''': Still taking notes down? Good... you fuck.

!![[AC:''Go, Diego, Go!: Great Dinosaur Rescue'' Review]]
* This '''entire damn episode''' is full of funny moments. First off, the intro only lasts for about a second, before cutting to Johnny sitting on the couch, drinking a cup of coffee and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck sighing in defeat.]]
* [[CallBack Much like last time, Johnny is confused as to why THIS is the first game in the Donator's Marathon.]]
* Dora the Explorer - or as the Personal Wiki labels it, "Dora the Motherfucking Explorer."
* Johnny comparing the stills on the title screen to looking like something ripped off an old America Online page.
* Upon sitting through the logos and seeing High Voltage Software logo, which is shaped like a "Danger: High Voltage" sign, Johnny abruptly chucks the game in fear.
-->'''Johnny''': Damn! These guys don't fuck around...
* Upon seeing Diego and Alicia literally jump back through time, he wonders if Diego's mom fucked a TARDIS.
** And then... ''he hears dinosaurs speaking Spanish language:''
--> '''Johnny''': They were a pretty advanced race for their time. Pity about them going extinct, though...
* ''This'':
--> '''Johnny''': [[ShapedLikeItself Maia the Maiasaura]]. Very original name there: they also have Rex the T-Rex or Steggy the Stegosaurus?
** Complete with the dinosaurs wearing top hats.
* Maia blocks Troodons' path with a large rock instead of, as Johnny puts it, "just fucking bash their skulls with a damn thing."
* "Diego and his pet... jaguar? HOLY SHIT"
* [[TooDumbToLive "There's this one dinosaur that can't reach the top of this tree to eat some leaves]], and Diego needs to ''tell him'' to stand on his hind legs in order to do so. [[LampshadeHanging You're telling me how the fuck did he survive that long without knowing that?]]"
** Immediately after that:
-->'''Alicia:''' Look, Diego! That triceratops is stuck in the tar pit!\\
'''Johnny''' [[MotorMouth Oh, fuck that guy. I'm sorry, read the books: you're a lost cause, then...]]
* When Johnny gets to a segment where he has to stomp the ground to make some Troodon think it's an earthquake, he points out that the Troodon are looking ''right at Diego and Maia's fucking faces'', and that should be the end of the game right there, complete with the raptor scene from Jurassic Park.
** The Jurassic Park thing returns for another segment, only this time the "Ah-ah-ah! You didn't say the magic word!" thing.
* Chasing the ''fucking T-Rex'' by making [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Richard Nixon impressions.]]
* Apparently, Diego has driver's license:
-->'''Johnny:''' How old is this kid again? ''8?!'' Oh fuck, Mexico is hardcore as shit!
* [[WhatTheHellHero "You can't just go messing with shit in the past, Diego!]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You may helping the dinosaurs, but you just fucked the ecosystem, buddy!"]]
* When talking about the motion controls, Johnny points out the little icon in the lower left side of the screen.
--> '''Johnny''': That guy right there is really shoveling the shit out of that dirt. And woah! Okay, I'll shimmy to climb up some vines, [[ItMakesSenseInContext but I ain't spanking my own ass to further your agenda, you sick fucks!]]
** [[BrickJoke He still shows them off during the credits, including the one where he has to smack his ass.]]
** Then again, Johnny shows that you ''don't even have to do the movements as intended'': just shake the Remote. What really sells it is the epic bored look on his face.
* Calling the collectable badges "Ego Scout Badges".
* The game's end credits screen just has a black void in the background, so Johnny edits in [[Film/JurassicPark the T-Rex eating the lawyer.]]

!![[AC:''Dragon Power'' ([[{{Bowdlerize}} or rather,]] [[Manga/DragonBall Dragon Ball: Shenron no Nazo]][[labelnote:explanation]]Dragon Ball: Mystery of Shenron[[/labelnote]]) Review]]
* Johnny brings up the Harmony Gold dub, complete with the infamous scene where Korin calls himself "Whiskers the Wonder Cat."
* Him making fun of Bulma's (sorry, [[DubNameChange Nora's]]) mouth movements by overlapping it with [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} "Wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah"]].
** She still sounds like that in TheStinger.
* The reasoning that the translators for the game thought the Dragon Balls were actually a dragon's "balls," just like what Goku did in the original manga.
* Referring to Buyon as [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Jabba the Hutt]].
* When talking about the well-known scene where Master Roshi (sorry, [[DubNameChange the Hermit]]) asks to see Nora's panties, it's instead changed to burgers and sandwiches. The following scene involves the Hermit being surrounded by sandwiches and is implied to still have a {{Nosebleed}}.
--> '''Johnny:''' Did we just witness a burger orgy?
** Later: "(Goku's health) starts at a reasonable 100, but it'll soon drain faster than the Hermit with a Big Mac."
* [[ThatOneBoss Every single boss in the game is a war of attrition...]] except for [[ButtMonkey Yamcha]] (sorry, [[DubNameChange Lancer]]).
--> '''Johnny:''' The next time someone asks you what Yamcha's spirit animal is, you don't say "wolf," you say "[[VideoGame/MegaMan4 Toad Man]]."

!![[AC:''VideoGame/NarutoClashOfNinja'' Review]]
* As Johnny's about to introduce the video, he gets a call from Elliot informing him that the new SGB video is ready to go. When Johnny mentions that he's reviewing this game, Elliot uses a teleport-jutsu to appear in a puff of smoke, scaring the hell out of Johnny.
-->'''Johnny:''' '''''What the fuck?!'''''
** [[BookEnds He does it again at the end.]]
* Johnny wonders if the overly repeated "Believe it" is Naruto's catch phrase; Elliot comments that Johnny is about 10 years too late on that observation.
* [[DoubleTake Johnny has to stop one of his comments about the game to question why Naruto suddenly turned into a woman.]]
* Since Elliot's already here, Johnny decides to let him pick a game from the donator's box. The first thing Elliot sees upon seeing it? "This thing is dusty as shit."
* Elliot leaves the same way he came in, interrupting Johnny's outro line and nearly making him spill his coffee.
--> '''Johnny''': '''''JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!'''''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/EnterTheMatrix'' Review]]
* Throughout the review, Johnny does his best Morpheus impression, complete with sunglasses.
-->'''Johnny''': Greetings. Welcome back. I must apologize for the wait; I've been a little... preoccupied. (''takes off sunglasses and turns off Matrix Code filter; in normal voice)'' No, on a serious note, I hate this time of the year, planning for cons-- PAX East, [=MomoCon=], [=TooManyGames=], not to mention it's tax season, and that's always a f-- (''puts sunglasses back on, filter reactivates'')
* Johnny actually got two versions of the game from different fans.
-->'''Johnny''': If I look at the [=GameCube=] version, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and you believe what you want to believe. If I look at the [=PlayStation=] 2 version, you ''stay'' in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
-->(''camera pans toward [=GameCube=] version'')
-->'''Johnny''': (''nods'') Very well. (''inserts disc into [=GameCube=] and turns on the power'')
-->(''the main menu is shown; graphics and audio glitch, then an error message is displayed'')
-->'''Johnny''': (''in normal voice'') Welp, looks like we're staying in Wonderland...

!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable'' Review]]
* Johnny lists the things that Stanley can do in this game.
-->'''Johnny:''' You can open and close doors, you can can turn computer monitors on and off and push buttons to maybe open a secret passage, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick or stop a cardboard baby from getting incinerated!]]
** An achievement... for the ''jump''. "Yeah, no shit!"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' Review]]
* Johnny's theme song goes on as normal, until we see footage of Johnny fighting a boss and dying.
* Referring to one of the bosses as [[CallBack a chunky-chunk fuck.]]
* "[[CaptionHumor I have no idea what I'm doing here, so fuck it]]"
* A particular moment occurs at the end, where Johnny claims that there is something that is far more difficult and horrifying compared to making the review, and that is... [[spoiler: raising [[MoodWhiplash his new newborn kitten, Selene.]]]]
** Adding to the humor is when [[spoiler: Johnny tries to bro-fist Selene after inviting her to the family.]]
-->'''Johnny''': That's the beginning of our friendship, Selene. Gimme a bro fist!
-->[[spoiler:'''Selene''': Meow... (''kitten turns away'')]]
-->'''Johnny''': OK, you'll do it later...
* Instead of the usual credits theme at the end of the episode, we got the "Sun-Worshipper" monologue from George Carlin himself.

!![[AC: ''VideoGame/BloodstainedCurseOfTheMoon'' Review]]
* Johnny notes how the castle at the distance resembles a human hand.
* Unlike all the members of Belmont Clan, Zangetsu is able to jump on stairs. Unfortunately, he can't jump off them when needed. That's the reason why Johnny notes that Zangetsu practices safety protocols... selectively.
* "Old-school, unforgiving, miserable [[RunningGag knockback]]".
* Zangetsu can ''kill his would-be companions'' upon meeting them - and he gets their powers in return! No wonder why Johnny is quick to call him an asshole.
* At one point, Johnny uses the soundtrack from ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse''. And it ''surprisingly fits well''... that is, until he falls into the bottomless pit by accident.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CastleCrashers'' Review]]
* Honest Biggums interrupts Johnny playing with his kitten with a phone call.
* Honest Biggums gets 2 title cards, one with his real name and one with the name Johnny gives him, "Big Gums".
** And despite Biggums' pleas, Johnny keeps calling him "Big Gums" throughout the review.
* The credits have Johnny's character headbanging while Biggums' character is doing an Irish jig.
* Johnny is playing with Selene the kitty throughout the video, culminating in:
-->'''Johnny''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Asshole's right at the camera]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX'' Review]]
* Johnny's observation of Dr. Cain's computer at the intro screen in general.
-->'''Johnny''': HOLY shit, over 32,000 TERABYTES of memory? This motherfucker's got the entirety of Pornhub in there, god damn!
** "Probably 20 [=USB=]-ports up his ass or some other shit"
** Johnny comparing the bright, colourful and happy atmosphere of Mega Man Classic and its generally kid-friendly protagonist to starting up X for the first time, reading all his schematics and Dr. Light's warning message and learning that '''THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL KILL YOU'''
* "Hey, how's it going, everybody? Yeah, I'm Sigma, hey!"
* "The world is not yet ready for this sleeping technology, but they were perfectly okay with [[VideoGame/MegaMan8 Clown Man]]"
* Johnny's reaction to the Hadouken requirements:
-->'''Johnny''': Dr. Light, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?\\
'''Dr. Light''': [[VideoGame/MegaMan8 That's a good question]].
* Killing Vile with a [[MotorMouth "Yeahhadoukentothefacemotherfucker!"]]
* Johnny looks at the iPhone port. [[https://youtu.be/53tx2gZ9Qzg?t=1006 His smile and optimism: gone.]]
** [[spoiler: [[Film/HarryPotterandtheDeathlyHallowsPart2 Voldemort]]: “EH HEH HEH!”]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX2 and VideoGame/MegaManX3'' Review]]
* "WOOOOOOAAAAAAH" with a precious shots of wireframe objects.
* Palpatine's laugh returns once again when Johnny mentions that Mavericks are planning to "turn Zero to the Dark Side".
* Johnny's guesses about Zero's creator:
-->'''Johnny:''' Could it be Dr. Cain? Dr. Light? Perhaps [[RunningGag Willy]]?\\
''*cue the laughter from a certain MadScientist*''
* Johnny's guesses about X's eradication of his old weapons:
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck is that about? Did he leave them in the wash? Did he outgrow them, or [[Film/Deadpool2016 leave them in his duffel bag?]]\\
'''Certain Merc with a Mouth (with photoshopped head of X):''' GODDAMMIT!!!
* Johnny's reaction to the awesome armor upgrades of X2:
-->'''Johnny:''' Dr. Light, where the fuck was this shit earlier?\\
'''Dr. Light''': [[RunningGag That's a good question]].
* As Johnny notes to his amusement, the Sigma Virus wireframe graphic at the end of ''x2'' kept his wacky Stallone lip from ''X1'' intact.
* While watching the intro of UsefulNotes/PlayStation version of X3, Johnny notes one shot in which Dr. Doppler can't keep his mouth closed.
-->''*cue certain [[MemeticMutation goat scream*]]''
* "X must destroy Zero." ({{Beat}}) "I'm sorry, wha-"
** For those wondering, [[DontExplainTheJoke this was a translation error, and the original text simply said that X is destined to fight Zero one day.]]
* Johnny's explanation of Zero being so limited of use in X3? "He's on his union break, motherfucker!"
** Surprisingly, he doesn't even mention the fact that Zero is unavailable for the rest of the game if he dies once.
* "Dr. Light, wha- what're you doing? Why you're being an abusive father now?"
* The reaction to Bit and Byte's [[FusionDance combined form]]'s [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard name]]: "Godkarmachine O Ina- '''OH WOW'''"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX4'' Review]]
* The montage of all the "questionable" voice acting in this game, which ends with this:
-->'''Zero''': WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR?!?!?\\
'''Dr. Light''': [[RunningGag That's a good question]].
* While mentioning [[ColonyDrop the Sky Lagoon]] crashing into Earth, Johnny inserts the clip "Oh, shit...".
* The fact that neither Zero nor the Repliforce Colonel are willing to actually calm down and talk their situation out like Iris would want because '''HRRNNGBUTMUHPRIDE'''
* The Repliforce fighters have to escape to the only place where they will be safe from Maverick Hunters...
-->'''[[VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3 Premier Cherdenko:]]''' SPACE!
* Johnny doesn't feel anything about Iris' death in general, mostly due to her and Zero's relationship feeling very [[StrangledByTheRedString forced.]] Summed up by this quote:
-->'''Johhny:''' Fuck it, maybe I've gone Maverick...
* Johnny saying that Sigma had a memory lapse after reminding Zero that he was the commander of the Maverick Hunters - and Zero was a Maverick in the first place; yet the dialogue afterwards says that he was "surprised" that Zero was a Maverick himself.
-->'''Sigma:''' Where's that Red Maverick that wiped out Gamma's unit?
-->'''Johnny (as Sigma):''' Wait, Zero! You were a Maverick?!
** Justified because Sigma "really got his shit wrecked" at that time.
* When Johnny mentions the two separate arm parts, he believes that he "finally caught Dr. Light's messages on a good day."
* Johnny is not particularly fond of the charge shot sound because it overlaps the stage music with '''WHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'''...
** The near-perfect delivery of this sound is what really sells it.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX5 and VideoGame/MegaManX6'' Review]]
* Johnny's reason for playing X5's original UsefulNotes/PlayStation version and not the recently released ''X Legacy Collection 2'' version [[note]] Aside for some glitches on the Switch [[/note]]? He liked the localized name ''Duff [=McWhalen=]'' more than original ''Tidal Whale''.
* His reaction to the infamous Squid Adler landchaser section's cheap shot (as in Johnny has a fraction of a second to jump or else ride right into a death pit before the game finishes saying "READY?" at him) is a deadpan "Nope I sure wasn't!"
* Johnny's confusion about the X5's Parts mechanic results with this:
-->'''Johnny:''' Did you catch any of that?
** Which is overlaid by Douglas' (sorry, [[RunningGag Doglas]]') frowned face.
* This bit at the end of plot synopsis (X5):
-->'''Johnny''': Do you remember Dynamo? The fuck happened to him?
* When Johnny brings up X5's call-backs to past Mega Man games (Classic series and X alike), he makes one of his own by mentioning the '''[[BerserkButton FUCKING]] [[CallBack SHADOW DEVIL]]'''.
* Calling Gate's PoweredArmor "Sentai Gear".
* His reaction to the infamous "I hid myself while I tried to repair myself" bullshit is to [[SarcasmMode explain]] why Zero's alive again in ''X6''.
* Johnny compares Mega Man X6 with VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 in terms of limitless game-breaking possibilities. What really sells it is this sarcastic comment he gives afterwards:
-->'''Johnny''': That ain't an accolade, for the record: [[SelfDeprecation that's just me being a stubborn dumbass]].
* Johnny rants at the end of the episode. Then realization comes:
-->'''Johnny''': ''Oh shit! The camera's still on!''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManXtreme'' and ''VideoGame/MegaManXtreme2'' Review]]
* One of the intro cutscenes of ''Xtreme 1'' depicts X as if he is sleeping while standing.
* Making fun of Vile's Japanese name, even calling him [[Franchise/StarWars Vava Fett]] afterwards.
* Sigma's "cat-like grin".
* Johnny gets annoyed while fighting the double-headed sphinx boss in ''Xtreme 2'':
-->'''Johnny''': Seriously, fuck this guy! Who designed this dickhead? The guys who made ''VideoGame/MegaManAndBass''?

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX7'' Review]]
* When Johnny hears ''who'' voices Axl, he can't help but cringe.
* Comparing the whole thing about Axl between the Maverick Hunters and Red Alert to a child custody case, [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmxZP3VVAAEjl4u.jpg complete with a picture.]]
* Johnny claims that this game is under the definition of Meandering. Cut to a page showing it with the following:
-->"holy fuck, Megaman X7 is meandering."
-->''synonyms'': slow-motion, knee-deep in mud, stuck in a mouse trap
-->''antonyms'': literally anything else
* [[{{Padding}} Johnny has to chew the game out for constantly asking him if he's sure he wants to save after choosing the Save function and for]] [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper Alia]] [[{{Padding}} constantly reminding him about what his chips do.]]
* Feel lucky you never heard of Flame Hyenard before? Cue Johnny showing a montage of the infamous "BURN TO THE GROUND!".

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX8'' Review]]
* While Johnny is happy that weapon upgrades are shared among the three main characters, he can't help but notice "the lack of proper English" on "Weapon Get" screen:
-->'''Johnny''': Oh shit, now it feels like I'm collecting Shine Sprites from VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine!
** To compound this, he plays the Super Mario Sunshine victory music over this screen, which is then followed with a zoom-in on Zero and [[MemeticMutation WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!?!?]] playing.
* Judging the return of Vile - who the game tries to pretend has been X and Zero's arch-nemesis for the longest time, despite his only appearances apart from this game being ''way back in X1 and X3'':
-->'''Johnny''': "Arch-nemesis", my ass!
* The heroes's faces never emote past "I-think-I-left-my-wallet-in-the-taxi-cab" sort of expression.
* Comparing Palette's hair piece to someone ripping a stapler in half and slapping it on her head.
** Speaking of the rest of female Navigators, we get this:
-->'''Johnny''': They gave Alia boobs now, because I guess it wasn't obvious enough that she was a girl before. And this new Navigator, Layer - I mean, [[CovertPervert I love a good underboob]], - but this is a bit much...
* There's a bit where Johnny is just repeatedly shooting a miniboss as Axl to gather chips, if only so he can highlight just how easy it can be to rack up the money.
* When he encounters a certain type of enemy:
-->'''Johnny''': These things are more expendable than the Servbots from Mega Man Legends!
* While looking over the ''Legacy Collections'' in general, Johnny makes note of their product gallery, and how it painstakingly details all the books and toys this subseries got over the years. Of course, he also has a chuckle at the Mega Armor Series "Iron Buster" X figure - and how he has a helmet on that's way too big for his head, looking more like a goofy cosplayer. The second chuckle comes from one of the books it lists - ''Maverick Report'', the front cover of which decided to play up X's conflicted nature by having him [[SingleTear crying on the cover.]]
** Johnny also goes over the Collections' ''Rookie Hunter'' mode for new players. He does it by comparing the damage done by enemy collision in the original ''Mega Man X3'':
--> *''loses almost half of his life bar''* Fuck...
** ...to the damage done by the same factor with ''Rookie Hunter'' mode turned on:
--> *''loses a fraction of his life bar this time''* Much better.
** Compounding this, Johnny asks his fans to give the Collections a try... and attempts to appeal to their good nature by asking them not to "make X cry" while showing the cover of ''Maverick Report'' again.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan11'' Review]]
* This is what Johnny tells about the Arc Weldy's sad expression:
-->'''Johnny''': Fuck, man... I'd relate so goddamn much, [[MoodWhiplash but now I gotta shoot you. You're in my way...]]
* In the present, Light regrets the decision he made about Wily's Double Gear System in the past. But...
-->'''Johnny''': Too late for that, buddy: you fucked him, dude!\\
''*[[RunningGag cue the laughter from Wily]]*''
* "[[DoNotTauntCthulhu You don't taunt super happy fun balls, motherfucker!]]"
* Trying to get Energy Tank in Bounce Man's stage ''while bouncing back-and-forth'':
-->'''Johnny (furiously)''': [[MotorMouth CONFOUNDTHESEBALLOONS]][[INeedAFreakingDrink IJUSTWANTMYDAMNENERGYDRINK]]
* "Look at Auto and Roll there, hiding in the back: that's the taste of fear!"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManXCommandMission'' Review]]
* Johnny sums up the game's plot before the full synopsis by taking the box of the original X game and ''literally stretching it out'' - complete with a goofy sound effect.[[note]]The game's plot is basically the same as any standard Mega Man X game (except Sigma is not a bad guy this time around, 'cause he's absent), just lengthened to fit a long RPG rather than a short platformer.[[/note]]
* When Colonel Redips is revealed to be BigBad all along: unenthusiastic '''DUM-DUM-DUUUM'''
* Referring to Cinnamon as "[[Franchise/FinalFantasy White Mage]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]." ''Twice''.
* Johnny wondering if the Reploids [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots can have robo-children by fucking]].
* X doing Music/MichaelJackson's pose. ("Aaow!")
* The advertisements at the end of this episode also have moments:
** One of the shirts that Johnny requested has his - as he put it - "[[SelfDeprecation shit-eating]]" face.
** CallBack to ''Sonic Mania'': referring to Tee Lopes as "sexy motherfucker".

!![[AC:''VideoGame/HauntedCastle'' and ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaChronicles'' Review]]
* To start with, Johnny's utter bafflement at how many ports there are of Castlevania 1....[[HypocriticalHumor Even though this is coming from the guy who owns way too many copies and ports of the original Sonic the Hedgehog.]]
-->'''Johnny''': It's like some unwritten law where every time a new system comes out they have to put the original game on there.
* From the Haunted Castle portion:
** When Johnny starts playing and sees the amount of damage a single zombie can do, the only thing he can say is a half-shocked "Shit".
** Like with Dark Souls, the theme song is interrupted by Johnny dying, only this time with Simon's death scream and the Game Over music.
** His interpretations of the goofy expressions Dracula has on both the advertisements and the game's title screen, ranging from "What the fuck is that smell?" to "What's this I got here? What is that?"
** Johnny can't help but note that the opening to this game is note for note the opening to Ghosts 'n Goblins. Simon[=/=]Arthur is hanging out with Serena[=/=]Prin-Prin but then that lousy Dracula[=/=]Satan kidnaps her.
-->'''Johnny (as Dracula)''': 'Sup, bitch?
** Simon's walk cycle.
-->'''Johnny''': I wouldn't call this a Belmont Strut, it's more like a "Belmont Stomach Cramp". He ain't looking for his wife - he's looking for the nearest public restroom...
** Noting that Simon's damage animation makes it look like he's about to start break dancing.
** And speaking of odd postures, there's Johnny's replication of how Simon looks on the map screen, complete with his back turned, half-squatted and goofily holding a cross out in front of him.
-->'''Johnny (non-chalantly)''': It's like, what the fuck is this? Who does this shit?
** [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The odd, random bit where he's transported to another dimension and fights some harpies, noting that it never happens again after that.]]
** Also, noting that Dracula's final form deflates like a balloon. ''Complete with a goofy sound''.
* From the Castlevania Chronicles portion:
** Calling the Castlevania Judgement version of Simon [[Manga/DeathNote "Buff Light Yagami".]]
** At first, it sounds like he's praising the game, given how much he seems to gush about the graphics and the music... [[BaitAndSwitch before suddenly yelling:]] '''"FUCK THIS GAME"'''.
** The jittery mouth of a particular monster.
** Speaking of the music, Johnny at one point - and also during the ending - starts dancing to the Arranged mode remix of "Vampire Killer." To quote one of the comments:
-->'''Shin Computer-Monster''': BREAK DANCING JOHN-NNNNNYYYY!1!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'' Review]]
* The reason Johnny has finally caved in and reviewed this game (well, [[MoneyDearBoy besides Holiday season YouTube revenue]])? Because ''his little cousins - Lucio and Dominic - asked him''.
** It then jump cuts to him standing deadpan still while his cousins and friends do the Fortnite dance.
** And then in the opening credits, Johnny attempts to do the Default dance[[note]]which is copied from Christopher Turk's brief dance from ''Scrubs''[[/note]] anyway - the keyword being ''attempts'' - only for him to fail and complain that it was much harder to do than his "Castlevania Dance" in the last review.
-->'''Johnny''': Nah... I ain't doing that shit.
* The utter bafflement about certain online players - after one of them insults Johnny's personal space:
-->'''Johnny''': Well, fuck you too, you little shit! [[MotorMouth If these are the people my cousins hang out with - we're fucked...]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' Review]]
* Johnny's first impressions about the Adventure Mode's BigBad - Galeem:
-->'''Johnny:''' This motherfucker just straight up nukes everybody! BAM! BAM! BAM! ''BAM!'' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]]''': Keyblade-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}:''' What can-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo Diego]]:''' ...come to help you find your family!
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
* Johnny showcases Cruel Smash... ''all one half-second of it''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 6)'']]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Celeste}}'' Review]]
* The beginning of the episode itself, complete with grown-up Selene.
-->'''Johnny:''' So, what do you think, Selene? Ready to start off 2019?
-->''*Selene gives an AsideGlance as if to say: "Whatever..."*''
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, I know, I hate January too.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/HollowKnight Review'']]
* While pointing out that this game is a Metroidvania-style adventure, Johnny showcases the same [[TheImmodestOrgasm O-face]] he used back in his ''Sonic Mania'' review.
* "Everything in this world is positively fucked"

!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Smite}}: Battleground Of The Gods'' Review]]
* The acronym ''[=MOBA=]'' (''Multiplayer Online Battle Arena'') sounds quite odd for Johnny himself. Thankfully, it's not bad as ''[=MMO=]'' (pronounces as "Momo") and ''[=RPG=]'' (pronounces as "R-Pig").
* Cupid's cutesy design "sticks out [[{{Pun}} like an arrow to the heart]]".
* Xing Tian gets bitch-slapped for being bad at dating.
* Scylla delivers DeathGlare that could rival even [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Midna's]]. As Johnny says:
-->'''Johnny:''' I just wish she didn't look like she's gonna [[YourSoulIsMine eat my soul]] with that satanic stare...

!![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvil2 Remake'' Review]]
* Taking a page [[WebVideo/AngryVideoGameNerd from his direct inspiration]], this video has a framing device. Said framing device? Johnny finding himself in the middle of the ''ZombieApocalypse'' while folding his laundry, and getting trapped in his basement by his zombified brothers...
* Upon seeing Zombie Elliot:
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck? ''*cue Elliot attacking him*''
* He starts getting a little annoyed while recreating the fixed camera angles from the classic games (and the intentional lag between transitions).
** "The door is jammed. And you don't know why."
* When Johnny looks outside and sees the city on fire, his face just screams: "Well, I'm fucked..."
* While fending off Zombie Mark, Johnny comes across a toy gun named [[Series/TheWalkingDead Lucille]].
-->'''Johnny:''' Well, Lucille it is! ''*pumps the gun*''
* After this nightmare, Johnny sees the game, with a note from Capcom saying "Enjoy".
--> '''Johnny''': [[MoodWhiplash Ooh!]]
* Johnny is convinced that this is happening because he referred to Ni Zan as female, apparently.
* This:
-->'''Johnny''': Let's go out with a bang [[ThatCameOutWrong before I have to bang something else -]] [[LampshadeHanging Phrasing]]...
* Johnny cuts off his theme song, saying that things are so grim it doesn't deserve to play:
-->'''Johnny:''' [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace I just shot my brother in the fucking face]]! What the Hell's the matter with you?!
* The scariest thing in this game, according to Johnny? Those late 90's gas prices.
--> '''Johnny''': What the fuck happened in the last 20 years?
* Johnny can't help but relate to the fat zombie who wants his candy bar.
* While pointing out that zombies aren't easy to kill:
-->'''Johnny:''' These things just won't stay down! Isn't that right, Mark? ''*Zombie Mark suddenly lunges at Johnny*'' OH SHI- ''*couple of grunts, then loud gunshot*''
* Mr. X and his "$9000 trench coat."
** Speaking of which, one scene has Johnny narrowly avoiding a swipe from X while also giving off this hilariously high-pitched scream.
* The ending itself. Highlights include:
** Johnny once again gets interrupted by Mark and Elliot, just as he was about to deliver a message to Ted.
** Just as his brothers are about to kill him, [[CatapultNightmare Johnny suddenly shoots up in bed]] [[AllJustADream and realizes he was dreaming]], all while Selene gives him the look of "Dude, what the fuck?"
** Zombie Mark suddenly attacks Johnny while the latter is having his usual morning coffee... complete with a Wilhelm scream.
* The outtakes. '''ALL OF THEM'''.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII'' Review]]
* Johnny is seen lifting his [[{{BFG}} Big Fucking Keyblade]].
-->'''Johnny:''' That shit weighs a ton!
** The way he starts the review:
-->'''Johnny:''' Goodness! Is it finally time to look at the... ''Final Fantasy VII Remake?'' [[BaitAndSwitch No, it's]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch Kingdom Hearts III!]]''
* From the plot synopsis portion:
** Johnny's gushing about ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' content finally making its way to ''Kingdom Hearts'' universe. Nothing is compared to '''BUZZ LIGHTYEAR''', indeed.
** Referring to Xehanort's new Organization XIII as ''Blackstreet Boys''.
** Johnny is legitimately confused about Replicas - and if they are actually Heartless by definition...
-->'''Roxas:''' [[CallBack Shut up!]]
** Feeling that Sora, Donald and Goofy are actually [=DVD=] commentators.
** Heartless possessing the dinosaur toys, leading to:
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Thorg:]]''' [[HulkSpeak Thorg hungry!]] [[YouNoTakeCandle Thorg want eat!]]
** Ventus is still resting in the Castle Oblivion where Aqua hid him from Xehanort's wrath. Johnny notes that the [[ArtisticLicensePhysics muscular atrophy is nonexistent]] in ''Kingdom Hearts'' universe.
** Johnny describes the Union Keyblade wielders as an "Internet band of shitposters".
** ''Xion herself'' was suddenly brought back to life for no reason whatsoever. Johnny is understandably baffled:
-->'''Johnny:''' She is just there. What the fuck?
** To complete the process of creating ''the'' Keyblade, Xehanort provokes Sora into attacking him... by killing off Kairi - who is pretty much DemotedToExtra at this point.
-->'''Johnny:''' Fucking hell, poor Kairi! A means to an end until the last breath. What an utter... utter waste of potential!
** The most bullshit part of the plot, according to Johnny? ''The spirit of Master Eraqus returning to have an "old-time buddy chat" with the defeated Xehanort''. The bewilderment ensues:
-->'''Johnny:''' What a croc of shit! This is the same guy who manipulated countless people, did untold harm to countless worlds to spead darkness all across, and he's also kinda the reason Master Eraqus fucking died! And now they're trying to tell me that this dude had good intentions? ''Fuck off with that shit!'' Even as someone who checked out a while ago, you can't ask me to swallow that... no, sir!
* Surprisingly, this game is lacking a lot of ''Final Fantasy'' representatives. Including ''Squall''...
-->'''Squall:''' [[CallBack That's Leon...]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, whatever, Squall!
* The Gummy Ship boss battle theme includes, of all things, the snippet from ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd theme''.
* Johnny is glad to finally see '''ACTUAL TOWNSPEOPLE'''. HilarityEnsues.
* The bit where Sora is ''cooking meal like a chef''.
* At the end of the episode, Johnny ''manages to scratch the ceiling with his Keyblade''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Oooh... shit!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4'' Review]]
* Johnny notes how empty his game room feels now that his futon has "transcended to a higher plane of existence". [[note]]Said futon ended up breaking during the SGB playthrough of ''Super Luigi Galaxy''.[[/note]]
* Saying that Creator/WillemDafoe is his favorite actor. Concluding with this:
-->'''Johnny:''' Pity about the whole hang-glider thing...
-->'''Green Goblin:''' [[OhCrap Oh...]]
-->*''cue Green Goblin [[HoistByHisOwnPetard rammed into a wall]]''*
* Describing the [=NES=] game ''Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six'' as a ''Spider-Man in the Sinister [[GroinAttack Dick-Punch]]''. [[note]]The much easier way to beat bosses in this game is punching them in the balls repeatedly.[[/note]]
* ''Creator/BruceCampbell himself'' as a narrator of the tutorial segment in a ''Spider-Man'' game based on the first Sam Raimi film.
-->'''Bruce:''' I'm gonna grab a ham sandwich. Oh, munch-munch...
* "This looks like a job for... the fantastic bag-man? What is this costume?"
* The confusion about Electro and Shocker. Johnny fondly remembers the latter due to him "losing his goddamn mind in the animated series over him."
-->'''Spider-Man:''' GET BACK HERE, SHOCKER! ''[[ChewingTheScenery SHOCKEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!]]''
** Also, confusing Black Cat with ComicBook/{{Catwoman}}.
* Calling Tombstone an "indestructible husky motherfucker".
* The obnoxious and conceptually ridiculous character called Screwball.
-->'''Johnny:''' If I'm about to hear the word "photobomb" one more time, I'm gonna kick a fucking toddler!
* Hammerhead getting decked into a robotic armor.
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck? It's Big Riddle from the ''Batman Forever'' game, and that's just a cardinal sin - you ''never'' remind me of Big Riddle!
* "I'm just John." ''Overlaid with the picture of Johnny with a shit-eating grin holding packaged Mega Man and Sonic amiibos in his hands.''
* The Task Master kicking the ever-living shit out of Spider-Man, ''sending him flying with a Goofy scream.''
** Fortunately, Johnny retaliates immediately afterwards.
-->'''Johnny:''' Nobody kicks Spider-Man off the roof and gets away with it!
* Lampshading one of the sidequests - namely, pigeon hunting.
-->'''Johnny:''' What the Hell am I doing here? I'm chasing pigeons! Is this something Peter Parker does a lot in the comics?
* "Spider-Man's... [[{{Pun}} swing]] at the formula."
-->*''Cue some guy [[LamePunReaction laughing his ass off]]''*

!![[AC:''VideoGame/PokemonLetsGoPikachuAndLetsGoEevee'' Review]]
* While discussing ''Pokémon GO'' app for the ''Android'' devices:
-->'''Johnny:''' What you want me to do, get up and walk?
** And what Johnny does afterwards? ''He gets his ass up and takes a stroll outside'' for the ''Pokémon GO'' footage. He also feels that he's intruding the Raid Battles like a "fucking baseball player".
** Stopping by the church in hopes of catching some Pokémon.
-->'''Johnny:''' You can find God... and maybe an Evolution Stone.
** ''"Don't fuckle with Shuckle"'' [[note]]A CallBack to the [=SGB=] playthrough of ''Pokémon Crystal'' - the same one that spawned ''Negative Dildo'' [[/note]]
** And here comes this gem:
-->'''Johnny:''' Mission accomplished! I am an adult. *''drinks his coffee''*
* Starting with either Pikachu or Eevee in ''Let's Go'' will not give Johnny the benefit of evolving them.
-->'''Johnny:''' Wait, you don't like your cute markable mascot, you piece of shit?
** Speaking of Eevee, Johnny names one of his ''Bob''. [[RunningGag There's always room for a Bob]], indeed.
* Johnny's "demonstrations" of the different controls. ''With his bored face, no less.''
** In some instances, it feels like's he's [[FlippingTheBird giving the finger]] to the [=TV=] screen.
* The ability to ''high-five your Pokémon buddy''...
-->'''Johnny:''' Selene sure as shit ain't gonna [[BrickJoke give me any high-fives]] - but that's cool. Once I'll teach her how to breath fire, you're all fucked!
** Bonus points for Selene herself ''sitting on Johnny's shoulder like a goddamn parrot'' and ''actually giving him some sort of "high-five"''... ''with her front paws!''
* Leaf is obsessed with throwing [=PokéBalls=] at the player's face.
-->'''Johnny:''' I dunno, maybe it makes more sense in the manga - but I don't wanna read the manga... Pokémon get [[DarkerAndEdgier chopped in half]] in the manga!
* ''Riding on the Pidgey.'' Just... ''[[VisualPun riding on the Pidgey.]]''
* Watching Raichu ''stuck near the couch.''
-->'''Johnny:''' Christ, Raichu! Suck it in, baby!

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Pokémon Generation Three]] (Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald)'' Review ]]
* Johnny got a new futon.
-->'''Johnny:''' Now we're back in business!
* Poking fun at his own pronounciation of the word ''Pokémon.'' In his trademark ''MotorMouth'' style, no less.
-->'''Johnny:''' Is it ''Po-kay-mon''? Is it ''Po-key-mon''? I dunno, I don't give a shit! So I'm still calling them ''Po-kee-mon'', so get off my back! [[{{Pun}} Pokay, Man?!]]
* ''Gen 3'' dropped the color-naming convention for the protagonists altogether.
-->'''GENIUS'''
* One of the statuses is described as ''[[AccidentalInnuendo Hard As Rock]]''. And then Johnny notices one of the strategies that simply recommends to "''[[DoubleEntendre Let it all hang out]]''"...
-->'''Johnny:''' ''What the fuck?!''
* The Trick Master and his own maze, in which he has several trapped Trainers.
-->'''Johnny:''' The Trick Master kidnapped these poor fucks!
* Among the features that the players can consider for decorating their secret base are ''Pichu Doll'' and ''Pikachu Doll''... but there is no ''Raichu Doll'' for the full line-up, apparently.
-->'''Johnny:''' Pieces of shit, fuck this feature! *''explosion''*
* "What's my Trainer profile? '''NO'''. What's the latest trendy phrase that everyone is saying? '''[[IncrediblyLamePun I AM BAG]]'''. How would I describe my Magikarp? '''CONFUSED''', '''DISAPPOINTED'''... '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice EXISTS]]'''...?!"
* Addressing the issue about [=HMs=] which are still a persistent problem for Johnny since his ''Gen 1'' and ''Gen 2'' days. One of [=HMs=], Rock Smash, is needed to get rid of the rock that separates ''a loving couple'' of all people.
-->'''Johnny:''' [=HMs=] don't believe in true love - they suck!
* Johnny finds ''Slaking'' absurdly powerful. Doesn't stop him to showcase the clip from ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'', though.
* Summing up the whole ''Kyogre vs. Groudon'' fight by awakening ''Rayquaza'' which flies over them and says: "'''WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!'''" On that note, also poking fun at the Legendaries in general.
** Letting ''freaking Latias'' flee from the battle.
--->'''Johnny:''' Fuck it, I'm not dealing with that bullshit again!
** Legendary Titans (Regirock, Regice and Registeel) make Johnny think about ''Reggie Fils-Amie''.
* "Shout-outs to the Gym Leader ''Juan'', [[CallBack because we share names]]"
* The glorious return of ''Ted'' who announces that Johnny will visit [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Sinnoh region]] after many years... Johnny is quick to notice the narration ''only for Ted to abruptly hang up''.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/HeyYouPikachu'' Review]]
* While advertising the sponsor for this episode, ''Dollar Shave Club'', Johnny yet again is seen thriving in his visual humor... ''complete with Selene rubbing his beard'', and calling himself "an Hispanic [[Characters/{{Seinfeld}} George Costanza]]".
* Upon noting that the game is developed by [[UnfortunateNames Ambrella]]:
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, goddammit! They got me! *''quickly flashes [[FlippingTheBird the middle finger]]''*
* Pikachu's hilariously deformed limbs...
-->'''Johnny:''' This is the precursor to ''Manchu!'' And I've never thought I'd bring up Manchu in any capacity!
* '''[=OVERHEREDIPSHIT=]'''
** On that note, ''trying to get Pikachu to get the Lucky Hook.''
-->'''Johnny:''' No, Pikachu, the Lucky Hook! Get the Lucky Hook, baby, it's right there, that one in the center! No- *''Pikachu gets a plant instead, making Johnny sigh''* Alright, now we gotta head back to the shop tomorrow because Abra hates repeat customers the same day, I guess... *''cuts to the next day''* The ''hook'', Pikachu, the ''hook''! ''Get the hook'', not the Hoenn Trumpet! *''Pikachu gets the Hoenn Trumpet and plays it''* '''Goddammit Pikachu...''' Yeah, play your little doots, that's fine, but we need to get that Lucky Hook! We gotta catch that Seaking! Otherwise, you're eating Bulbasaur's Mystery Soup again, and I know it gives you the screaming shits! Your ass ''literally becomes a rocket'' with that! *''cuts to the next day''* Yes! YES! The Lucky Hook! *''Pikachu finally chooses the Lucky Hook''* That's the one! Buy it! *''voice turns demonic''* '''''BUY IT!''''' C'mon, we gotta go- *''Pikachu buys the Lucky Hook''* '''''[[BigYES YES!]]''''' Yes!
-->*''cut back to Johnny''*
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh my God, that was for buying an item! ''Buying an item!'' I've had better luck getting late night food at a drive-thru!
* As Pikachu casually tosses away things without caring about "property damage":
-->'''Johnny:''' ...which hits ''me'' on the personal level, seeing as I got ''this'' little demon right here [Selene] that ''loves'' to own and rub on my toilet paper rolls when leaving the bathroom door open- '''[=AGHGETAWAYFROMTHAT=]'''
* Poking fun at the Pikachu ''throwing shit at Johnny''.
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck?! Pikachus do that? That's disgusting! *''on-camera''* Bulbasaur, my man, your cookings turn Pikachu's ass inside out! I'm pretty sure Raichus wouldn't throw their doo-doo... butt-mud at me!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum'' Review]]
* Lampshading the fact that the Orre region - the main location of ''Pokémon Colosseum'' - has no wild Pokemon at all. Johnny even thinks that the so-called "unpleasant gangs and assholes" have their Pokémon ordered online from ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Amazon.orre]]''.
* Johnny was legitimately impressed by the protagonist of this game, Wes.
-->'''Johnny (throwing the game case away):''' And then the game just [[BaitAndSwitch pushes that all to decide to have a standard Team Rocket plot...]]
** Also, here's the organization which is called [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain Cipher]].
-->'''Skull Face:''' ''WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???''

!![[AC:''VideoGame/PokemonXDGaleOfDarkness'' Review]]
* Another [[CarpetOfVirility joke]] from Johnny about yet another sponsor - '''Manscaped.com'''.
-->'''Johnny (putting the newspaper down):''' There won't be a live demonstration this time - so don't worry.
* As for the ''Gale of Darkness'' itself, Johnny is not the only one to see the ''XD'' part of the title as an {{Emoticon}}. Cue him holding the game case while onimous music is playing in the background...
-->'''Johnny:''' Wait what, is this is some... sort of fucking joke to you?
* While speaking about the corruption themes, Johnny notes that the game itself ''literally corrupted'' his Memory Card for the Gamecube. He presents his only tool for the so-called "purification treatment"... which is a ''hammer''.
* The protagonist of this game, Michael, is radically different from the usual Pokémon protagonists. How much radically different, exactly?
-->'''Johnny:''' The kid isn't collecting badges or trying [[ShoutOut to become the very best]] - [[DarkerAndEdgier he's trying to stop the terrorist organization.]]
** And of course, that ridiculous motorbike which Michael drives.
* Johnny honoring Matt's request by naming his Houndoom '''AND THEN I''' - as he himself says, "for shits and giggles." ''Leading to this hilarous comment:''
-->'''Johnny:''' AND THEN I used Flamethrower! AND THEN I gained experience! AND THEN I fainted!
-->*''cue Johnny face-planting himself to the floor''*
* Johnny hoped that he would battle Dr. Kaminko inside the Robo Groudon... but unfortunately, the game itself renders said scientist as an usual Pokemon Trainer to battle against.
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BaitAndSwitch It blueballed me!]] It [[JustForPun Ultra Blueballed]] me!
* Hyping up the battle with [[AdvertisedExtra Shadow Lugia]]...
-->'''Johnny (as [[BigBad Mr. Verich]])''': Prepare to meet your doom! Go forth, my Shadow Lugia!
-->*''cue said Lugia being captured moments later''*
-->'''Johnny (as Mr. Verich):''' [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Pokémon Generation Four]] (Diamond, Pearl and Platinum)'' Review ]]
* Poking fun at '''[=ExpressVPN=]''' by saying that even ''Johnny's toaster'' could benefit from it.
* Shrugging off in exasperation the upcoming games... which include ''Super Mario Maker 2'' and ''Shadow Bringers: Final Fantasy [=XIV=]''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Why do all these games have to come around at the same time?!
* When discussing the local multiplayer, Johnny notes that people nowadays are looking forward to [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Generation 8]] more than Generation 4. Cue [[TaintedByThePreview awkward]] [[WildMassGuessing silence]].
* This commentary:
-->'''Johnny:''' You know, wiping out the Universe to remake it in your image isn't ''that'' bad of a crime in a world of ''Pokémon''... *''cue Johnny's sad face and sign''* Holy shit...
* The ''police'', of all things, is ''finally'' doing their job by arresting Charon and his teammates. Johnny at first seems to regret that he wouldn't fight Charon personally, but the following excitement prevails:
-->'''Johnny:''' Fucking ''finally!'' Don't rely on kids to do anything - you're an adult, do your fucking job!
* [[Creator/ProZD "This world is imperfect..." "Wha-?"]]
* Calling Stunky "a skunk with an ass for a face". Doesn't help that its Battle Cry "sounds like ripping ass"...
-->'''Johnny:''' It's [[IncrediblyLamePun little on the nose]], don't ya think?
* Johnny berates Eldritch for not finding the Lunar Wing ''a lot earlier'' than needs to be... because Eldritch's son is suffering an eternal nightmare from which Lunar Wing is ''the only cure''.
-->'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' [[CallBack What are you, fucking stupid?!]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/EagleIsland'' Review]]
* Johnny getting an adorable Koji plushie toy from the box... ''[[BaitAndSwitch only to throw it away like garbage.]]''
** Also, making it flap wings while bopping it up and down.
* ''This:''
-->'''Johnny:''' Feeling the monstrous grip on his [[Quill's]] chest? Oh damn, Quill's got a heart attack! [[MotorMouth Yepohhesonthegroundhegotaheartattackhesdead]]!
* Critique about Koji - who serves as a ''projectile'' in this game - spawns this line:
-->'''Johnny:''' Quill can't do diddly-dick on his own - not him or his big bushy eyebrows!
* '''UNLIMITED EXPLODING OWL BARRAGE TECHNIQUE TRADEMARK'''

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Pokémon Generation Five: Part 1]] (Black and White)'' Review ]]
* Noting that Generation Five takes place in Unova region which is inspired by ''New York City Metropolitan Area''.
-->''[[Music/JamesBrown Living in America!]]''
-->''I say we throwing balls,''
-->''Catching some garbage!'' *''cue capturing Garbodor''*
** "I'm American - what do you want from me?" Complete with an [[VideoGame/FarCry5 bald eagle flying past the explosion and exploding]].
* Johnny notes how it would be cool to run across bridges while listening to some anime songs. His choice for "anime song" in question is the ''main theme from'' ''[[CallBack Cory In the House]]''.
* Team Plasma are described as "walking-talking dildos".
* "Patrats, Pidoves and [[Wrestling/RicFlair WOO!]]-bats."
* "Some days you just feel like a Stunfisk! Welcome aboard, spirit pal..."
* "[[RunningGag There is always room for a Bob]]" gag now applies to the Legendaries who Johnny tried to neglect in previous Gens: ''freaking Reshiram'' gets this name.
** Confusing ''Virizion'' with ''Verizon''.

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/PokemonBlack2AndWhite2 Pokémon Generation Five: Part 2]] (Black 2 and White 2)'' Review ]]
* [[VideoGame/Superman64 Killing an innocent bystander with a cardboard box]].
* ''Kyurem'' and its "giant freezing gun".
-->'''[[Film/BatmanAndRobin Mr. Freeze]]:''' Winter... has come at last!
* Calling the [=8th=] Gym Leader - Marlon - an asshole. Complete with mimicking his would-be-appropriate voice and making a demonic red face.
* [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries Ted and Ryan]] return to get on Johnny's ass once again.
** The reason why Ted didn't fire back at Johnny soon after Gen 2 review? ''It really took him 7 years'' to finally "go through that firewall". Also, this moment:
--->'''Ted:''' When you finally gonna review-
--->'''Johnny:''' Don't you say it! DON'T YOU DARE say it!
--->'''Ted:''' ...that copy of ''Dragon Quest V'' I've sent you?
*** Said copy of ''Dragon Quest V'' is delivered by [[CallBack throwing it]] ''[[CallBack through the screen]]''.
** Ryan's intervention is also quite sudden:
--->'''Ryan:''' Guys, guys! You're so wonderfully pathetic...
--->'''Johnny (in a "I-don't-care" tone):''' Yeah, you're the one to talk, motherfucker...
** How Johnny gets out of reviewing ''Dragon Quest V''? Saying that he will do ''Franchise/{{Kirby}} Marathon'' instead. Ted ''finally'' got his last laugh over Johnny.
--->'''Johnny:''' You... ''slimy ass-cheek...''
** When Ryan leaves, Johnny waves him bye-bye... ''with the most bored expression possible''.
* "YourMom is [[ShapedLikeItself your Mom]]"

!![[AC:''Super Mario Maker 2'' Review]]
* At the beginning of the episode, Johnny wants to play ''Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night''... but [=GillytheKid=] interrupts that to his annoyance. ''[[CallBack By highjacking his TV]]''.
* "You think that Undodog can also... undo existence?"
* The return of the '''Rotten Mushroom'''. And it can also ''chase Mario no matter what!''
-->'''Johnny:''' ''FUCK!'' ''FUCK!'' ''[=F**K=]!'' ''[=F**K=]!''
** On top of that, Gilly accidentally breaks the remote that controls Johnny's signature '''CENSORED MODE'''. Have fun enjoying the rest of the review with the [[CensoredForComedy curse words being bleeped out]]...
* This:
-->'''Johnny:''' Psst! I'm complaining about the lack of the Hammer Bros. suit so that Nintendo will patch it in a few days after this video goes live-
-->'''Gilly:''' You idiot! Don't say that out loud!
-->'''Johnny:''' Sorry...
* How about the adorable cat Selene? She manages to ''kill'' Gilly by turning off the TV while he was still stuck inside it. As Johnny turns the TV back on, only the poor dude's clothes remain on the couch. Johnny's distraught reaction might be unpleasant to look at, but it's still a little bit funny.
** As for the ''[=YouTube=]'' comment section of this episode, the comparisons of Selene to [[Film/AvengersEndgame a certain Mad Titan]] were pretty much [[{{Pun}} inevitable]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight'' Review]]
* Toy Shoes... ''as an equippable weapon''. ''Complete with constant squeaking''.
* There is only one [[PrecisionFStrike F-word]] in this episode which was still censored after Gilly broke the '''CENSORED MODE''' remote.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/TeamSonicRacing'' Review]]
* Johnny's ad for wireless headphones ends with him doing his silly dances from the Castlevania Chronicles review.
* The review itself begins with Johnny fixing the '''CENSORED MODE''' remote.
** And he's wearing the Psychonauts goggles for the rest of the video.
* Johnny speculates that Yakuza will soon take over as Sega's flagship series, complete with edited footage of Kazuma Kiryu kicking down a door and hitting Sonic.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KirbysDreamLand'' Review]]
* All of Johnny's collaborators try to convince him to do a Kirby Marathon. With varying results:
** [=AntDude=] threatens to kill Johnny if he doesn't do it. Johnny punches him in the face.
** Ted asks him this ''after'' asking for $5, only for Johnny to shove him and refuse since he only had $2 on him.
** Ryan asks Johnny how good the Kirby games are, only for the latter to turn him around and walk him back.
--> '''Ryan''': I control your paycheck!
--> '''Johnny''': It's penny change!
** Gillythekid gets gut punched by Johnny for asking.
** Finally, Caddicarus slaps Johnny's hat off his head, points to his cute children with British accents and British faces, and basically shames Johnny into doing the Kirby Marathon. [[spoiler:It works!]]
* Dark Helmet and his comrades [[CallBack yet again]] chanting "SUCK!" whenever Kirby's powers are mentioned. This also becomes a RunningGag later for the following ''Kirby'' games.

!![[AC:''Resident Evil 1'' and ''Sweet Home'' Review]]
* Like Megaman 8 and Megaman X4, Johnny takes the time to poke fun at the BadBadActing the voice acting is. Even in the eyecatch at the end, he still pokes fun after Chris' infamous "We got to the ''[[IncrediblyLamePun ROOT]]'' of the problem!" by adding a "Boo you stink!" sound byte.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KirbysAdventure'' and ''Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land'' Review]]
* Johnny summarizes his sickness as "[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} koffing, weezing, sneezing]]".
* Lampshading Meta Knight's chivalrious behaviour as thus:
-->'''Johnny:''' When you get to his boss fight, he won't even face you unless you pick out the sword he leaves for you on the ground, and... you can leave him hanging there all day - he won't budge an inch! He wants a fair fight? Fuck it, I'll fight him when I'm ready - my noodles are done!
-->'''(later, when munching on said noodles)''' ...He's just still waiting over there?! He is?... Good, fuck him-
* Noting how in Stage 2 cutscene Kirby can dream... in a world... with no dreams.
-->'''Johnny:''' What is this, a fucking children's game?
* Everyone can draw Kirby... but not Kirby himself, ironically.
-->'''Johnny:''' [[{{Troll}} Low self-esteem, maybe?]]
* Seeing Hot Potato-kind of mini-game in ''Nightmare in Dream Land''. Which is played with... ''live bomb and frying pans''.
-->'''Johnny (shocked):''' I mean, what the fuck...?

!![[AC:''VideoGame/KirbysDreamLand2'', ''VideoGame/KirbysDreamLand3'', and ''VideoGame/KirbySuperStar'' Ultra Review]]
* Johnny's reaction to [[BrickJoke Metroids in Kirby]].
-->'''Johnny, grimacing at the Metroid on the stage select:''' What the hell...? Nah this can't be right. [[TemptingFate Why in God's name would a game like this]]...
-->*Metroid appears*
-->'''Johnny:''' [[SuddenlyShouting OH]] [[OhCrap GOD]]!! NOWAITWAIT... What?
-->*Kirby is unfazed by the Metroid's attack*
-->'''Johnny:''' Holy fuck, the little pink puff is immune to Metroids! Hey, so are his friends! Shit, what are we doing sending Samus to eradicate these things? Just have Kirby and his friends do the job! Hey Samus,good news! ...You're out of work. Fuck the Galactic Federation...

!![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvilCodeVeronica'' Review]]
* Due to some current events, Johnny refuses to refer to the T-Virus as such for fear of being demonetized, so instead he refers to it with some creative names such as "The Thing", "Thingamabob", "T-Vitality Drink", "Purple Drink", and "Sunny D".
* Part way through the recap, Johnny stops mentioning Steve until the very end, saying that "The game doesn't give a shit about him, why should I?"
* As Johnny signs off, he drops "And stop hogging all the god damn toilet paper!" in his sentence.
* The card at the end of the video, which usually has a clip from the game sometimes overlaid with funny audio, is totally blank. Johnny caught this as the video went live, so he went on Twitter to address it, saying that Alfred forgot to pay the electric bill.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvilRemake'' and ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilZero'' Review]]
* [[CallBack Continuing from last time,]] Johnny refuses to call the T-Virus and G-Virus by their real names, instead calling them the “T-Vividityvividity” and “G-[[SoundEffectBleep Censored Mode.]]"
* A few instances see Johnny (first as Jill then as Chris) just spinning in circles.
* When talking about Capcom releasing games on the [=PlayStation=] 2 and {{UsefulNotes/GameCube}}, we see a shot of the Dreamcast trying to sneak into view, only to get pushed aside.
** Another scene has him showing the {{UsefulNotes/GameCube}} and the [=PlayStation=] Slim, and spending a good five seconds fighting with the lid of the [=PlayStation=] trying to get it to close before just giving up.
* "The biggest monsters at Umbrella aren't the zombies or bioweapons, it's [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters man.]]"
** Complete with the same footage and [[ScareChord music]] used in the Sweet Home review.
* Johnny recounts his hate for a bit near the end where you have to carry a fuel can filled with nitro. Why? Because if you run, shoot your gun, or get attacked, you get, in his words, "[[FiveSecondForeshadowing a nice little sneak peek of things to come]]."
* Johnny mentions that he didn't save during his run as Chris. Why? "[[SelfDeprecation Because I'm an idiot.]] That and I really wanted that achievement."
** Said achievement being called "Ink Is For Squids".
* There's Johnny's amazement that Capcom was working on three games at once (Zero -- the Nintendo 64 prototype -- Nemesis, and Code Veronica), followed by him saying "Milking that shit like it was {{Franchise/Mega Man}}."
* Enrico: "Yeah?"
* Johnny is a bit confused at the mention of Sheena Island in the opening crawl of Resident Evil Zero, only to then realize that it was a reference to [[VideoGame/ResidentEvilSurvivor Resident Evil: Survivor]], and realizing [[ThisIsGonnaSuck that he has to review that game at some point.]]
-->'''Johnny''': Not this marathon, though. That shit can wait.
* Opera Man and his super leaches.
* "Rebecca is made of god damn tissue paper!"
* Johnny shows off Wesker Mode, and at one point has Wesker dart across the room with a goofy sound effect.
-->'''Johnny''': Watch Wesker take off like the family brought home {{UsefulNotes/Mc Donalds}}.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' Review]]
* While going over the Mercinaries mode, Johnny surmises that Wesker is probably having the time of his life. We then get a hilarious montage of Wesker cheerfully laughing as he mows down Ganados while Tiny Tim's Living in the Sunlight plays in the background [[MoodWhiplash before he abruptly gets his head lopped off by one of the chainsaw girls.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 7)'']]
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/FallGuysUltimateKnockout'' Review]]
* ''(On the Fall Guys' designs)'' "It helps that the base design of these Fall Guys is pretty cute. There's nothing obnoxious about them. Their selection of emotes whether it's during a game or when you take the top prize always falls in a level of adorable and not-- *laughs* [[SuddenlyShouting FUNNY MEME]] [[MemeticMutation GO WEE!]]"''
* ''(Referring to the titular characters' suits)'' "Although I'm also willing to bet that these suits are muffling their voices because if I know I got smashed by a giant ball I'd be going-- [[AnswerCut (cue Johnny getting hit by exactly that)]]'' '''''FUCK!'''''"
* [[Film/TheThreeStooges "We call it 'Three Stooges Syndrome!'"]], as we see several players dogpiling on a wall.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootTheWrathOfCortex'' Review]]
* When going over the Elementals' [[CelebrityVoiceActor voice actors]], Johnny notes that Wa-Wa is voiced by the late Creator/RLeeErmey. Cut to this glorious line from ''Film/FullMetalJacket''...
-->'''Sergeant Hartman:''' I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around!
* Upon learning that one of the Elemental Masks is called "Wa-Wa", Johnny makes a run for a Wawa's in order to get some food and a coffee.
-->'''Johnny''': (''While eating'') Wrath of Cortex... triggering my compulsions like an asshole.
* Johnny getting a Platinum Time Relic by complete accident and quickly flexing over something nobody really cares about is quite amusing considering how, if Caddicarus' comment below is any indication, are a [[ThatOneSidequest pain in the ass to get.]]
--> '''Caddicuarus:''' If you got all the Platinums in this game, you'd flex. Trust me, you'd flex.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot4ItsAboutTime'' Review]]
* When Johnny starts talking about the story, what's the first image we see? Cortex scratching his ass.
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny''': Remember when at the end of ''Crash Bandicoot Warped'' Cortex, N. Tropy, and Uka Uka got pulled into the time vortex and Cortex and N. Tropy were turned into babies playing tug of war with Uka Uka? Apparently that's a thing of the past now. (Cue up [[Film/AceVentura Ace Ventura laughing).]]
* After hearing Dingodile swear, Johnny is worried that Crash will eventually go the route of Shadow the Hedgehog in [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog THAT particular game,]] only to realize that Crash [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped already did that.]]
* The odd timing on the grind rails.
-->'''Johnny''': There goes another box, and here comes another death.
** Upon which Crash slams face first into a wall.
* Johnny's rant where he compares getting 100% completion to [[ThatOneLevel Cold Hard Crash from the second game.]]
** He sees one level has nearly 400 boxes and starts to have a nervous breakdown, requiring kitty therapy from Selene, who wants nothing to do with it.
--> '''Johnny:''' Oh Selene... Selene help me, I'm gonna faint... ''(Selene runs away)'' COME BACK HERE!

!![[AC:''Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures'' Review]]
* One of the comments on his video wondering if Johnny raged ''so hard'' with this game that he had to review it, which... [[SureLetsGoWithThat he sort of admit it is.]]
* The clip of Johnny going apeshit during the Pac-Man Fever stream, specifically when he attempt to get the flowers. His comment on how he utterly baffled would be a complete understatement.
** "LOOK. AT. THE FLOWERS! DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE?!"
** "WHY IS HE SO DEPRESSED?! LIKE SERIOUSLY THE FLOWERS ARE RIGHT HERE!"
** It also followed by Uncle Silver's commentary.
--> '''Uncle Silver:''' See, the game is ''de''pressing. So you pressing (things), that's wrong. That-you-you're playing the whole thing wrong. You're (not) supposed to be pressing, you're supposed to be ''de''pressing!
* Johnny lampshading the rare aversion of AmericanKirbyIsHardcore with the American cover of this game. The face that Pac-Man makes on the cover coupled with TheScream that comes out of nowhere is nothing short of hilarious.
* The entire vending machine rant. Quite possibly the first time in a while that Johnny ''absolutely'' [[SuddenlyShouting loses his shit!]]
--> '''Johnny:''' STOP WITH THE FUCKING VENDING MACHINE! IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO EAT YOUR MONEY! IT'S BROKEN, PAC-MAN!! THAT'S WHAT BROKEN VENDING MACHINES DO!!!
* Johnny describing a point where he inadvertently talks Pac-Man out of committing suicide ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice by hitting him with a slingshot!]]''
* '''I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS TOWN RED.'''
* ...And it followed with another rant at some point afterward.
--> '''Johnny:''' Also, LET'S GET A FUCKING MOVE ON, PAC-MAN! THE FUCK ARE YOU WALKING LIKE THAT FOR?! YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL HERE, FUCKER, ''I AM!!'' AND STOP WITH THE ''GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE!!!''
* Johnny misreading "Gum Monster" as [[DoubleTake (cue the Samuel Johnson double take meme)]] the "'''C'''um Monster".
* The dance that Johnny does at the end of the video. ItMakesSenseInContext doesn't even ''begin'' to describe it.


!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsMelodyOfMemory'' Review]]
* When Johnny talks about the game's music, he's baffled that there aren't any songs included from the Fantasia based world Symphony of Sorcery.
-->'''Johnny:''' (Stammering) What the shit? That was such an obvious inclusion! Was it too obvious?
-->'''Roxas:''' Shut up!
-->'''Johnny:''' Don't shut me up! I'm serious here, it's the Fantasia world man! It's all music so-
-->'''Cloud:''' Shut up.
-->'''Johnny:''' Yes sir. (takes a sip of his coffee)

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SpiderManMilesMorales'' Review]]
* Johnny tossing Selene at Mark. It has to be seen to be believed.
--> '''Johnny:''' Get that motherfucker!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasy'' Review]]
* While discussing Skill Share, Johnny at one point asks the viewers "How many tabs you got open on your browser?" soon followed by "You just checked your email ten seconds ago, nothing's changed".
* Johnny mentions that Hironobu Sakaguchi wanted to be a musician before being a game designer and when asking how one makes that transition Johnny quips [[HypocriticalHumor "I wanted to be an art teacher when I graduated college, and here I am making YouTube videos for a living."]]
** [[AsideGlance Complete with him giving a knowing look to the camera while editing this video.]]
* This:
-->'''Johnny''': The NES version of Final Fantasy is pretty jank. (pulls out a pice of paper) Where do I even begin?
* Johnny names his team after himself and the rest of the [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries Brain Scratch crew]], but due to character limits on the NES, Lewis has his named spelled as Luis.
** Another team still includes Johnny and Lewis, but now includes "Damn" and "Bonk".
* Johnny looks over his whole Final Fantasy collection that he intends to review.
-->'''Johnny''': Oh boy. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck We're in this for the long haul.]]
** If you've seen Clement's videos, you know he's right.
* This:
-->'''Johnny (voice over)''': The elements of the planet are going out of whack. The earth is rotting, the oceans rage, the winds howl, and wildfires plague the land. (on camera) [[TakeThat This is 2020.]]
* Garland kidnapped the princess because he's a dick.
* Johnny points out that the Exit spell is a case of [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin doing exactly as its name implies.]]
-->'''Johnny (voice over)''': Lost? No way out? Is it hopeless? Use this spell to exit! (on-camera) Yeah, you little bitch.
* One of the descriptions for the Red Mage is [[BadAssInANiceSuit "Dapper as fuck".]]
** Similarly, the Black and White Mages are described as [[SquishyWizard "Made of tissue paper."]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasy2'' Review]]
* '''Johnny''': Final Fantasy 2 doesn't give a shit about your feelings.
* The sheer disbelief in Johnny's voice when describing how the heroes sneak about the Dreadnought by "showing a pass like a hall monitor".
* Johnny admitting that he'd still be cool with bedding the [[CuteMonsterGirl lamia queen]] who had disguised herself as Princess Hilda.
* Johnny wants to make the dinky little tent the new castle when he sees [[BiggerOnTheInside that one tent holds an entire throne room.]]
* Leviathan: The most fucked up food truck ever.
* Johnny thinks that Leon was swayed to the Emperor's side by his "gift of the gab", complete with the caption "Booga Booga".
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Satan hiding in a treasure chest in shame.]]
* Johnny names his characters Johnny (after himself), Nora (for his girlfriend), Mark (his brother, of course), but Guy remains Guy.
* Johnny: "What the hell was that beaver plot about, anyway?"
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Hooray!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice A corpse!]]
* When discussing the gameplay, Johnny realizes he's looking at THAT Final Fantasy game after noticing that he doesn't get experience after a battle. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck His face says it all.]]
* Using the Evil Staff on a Thunder Gigas results in the attack targeting the Emperor, with the message "Ineffective" popping up.
-->'''Johnny''': Of course it's ineffective, the Emperor's not even there. What, was he just enjoying tea when he got hit with a spell from out of nowhere?
** [[{{Corpsing}} You can even hear Johnny struggling not to laugh as he imagines that.]]
* Fire 1: A lighter. Fire 2: The stove. Fire 16: A flamethrower ("Why am I doing this indoors?!")
* Johnny shows the best way to increase your characters' hit points, with footage of him slapping himself in the face.
* Johnny describing the leveling exploit (which involves selecting an enemy and then cancelling) by singing [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV "Exponential Entropy"]].
--> "Forward and back, and then forward and back, and then go forward and back, then put one foot forward."


!![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIII'' Review]]
* [[CallBack Much like his review of Super Mario Sunshine]], [[INeedAFreakingDrink Johnny grabs a bottle of whiskey, though this time he grabs it at the very beginning.]]
** He even alludes to it during the Raycon advert:
-->'''Johnny''': Hands off that drink! I need it for later.
* Johnny describes the first game as "Four warriors getting their balls polished."
* Johnny tries to add Sabrina to the DS version, but due to character limits, has to call her "Sabina".
** [[https://twitter.com/zeldalinklover1/status/1393597818091233282 Sabrina even tweeted about it.]]
* Xande was given the power to die. As Johnny puts it, "What the fuck kind of gift is mortality? You can die now, isn't that great?"
** [[https://twitter.com/Somecallmejon/status/1393073655362510852 Again, with a tweet, which Johnny is convinced is just Noah being a dick.]]
* Because Johnny's been losing some weight, he finds it difficult to hold his piss while drinking booze.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext This is my jam!]]
* Johnny's bottle of booze is in a paper bag, making him wonder if it's enough to fool the YouTube censors.
* Johnny constantly calling the Fat Chocobo "Fat Fuck".

!![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV'' Review]]
* Johnny is talking about the version of the game he went with, and idly aloud asks why he didn't go with the [[UpdatedRerelease PlayStation Chronicles release]]. It just cuts to him saying "Good question," and then sitting there without explaining. Considering it basically fixes all the problems he previously described, either it was the LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading those versions of the series were infamous for, or.. [[FailedASpotCheck he completely forgot about it until after all was said and done.]]
* The heroes of the game get hit with FinaglesLaw so often between losing airships, getting ambushed, repeatedly failing to stop the villains and so forth that you can't go five minutes without Johnny playing [[Film/SpiderMan2 J. Jonah Jameson's laughing moment]] during the plot summary over and over again at their expense. This even includes a ''pitched up version'' when Leviathan attacks at complete random, as Johnny wonders just how much of a CosmicPlaything Cecil is.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 8)'']]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1'' Review (Revisit)]]
* "Sonic grabbed me at the young age. ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[ThatCameOutWrong Let me rephrase that]]".

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' Review (Revisit)]]
* The return of [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] reacting to the Death Egg.
-->'''Darth Vader:''' What?!
* If only it weren't a HopeSpot...
-->'''Johnny:''' ''(jumps over a [[DemonicSpiders Slicer]])'' Hoo-hoo-hoo, missed me, bitch! ''(rolls down the cog)'' Y'know what, I got time for a little vengeance, so stay still, you little pri- ''[[TemptingFate (flies off the cog into the Slicer)]]'' '''AAAIIIIIGH!!!'''
* Remember when Gilly got Thanos'd by Selene in the Mario Maker 2 review? Johnny's revisit of Sonic 2 was apparently enough to get him to ''escape Purgatory!'' ....[[BrickJoke and he's]] NakedOnRevival.
-->'''Johnny''': You were in ''Purgatory?!''
-->'''Gilly''': Yeah, but it wasn't so bad. I had VideoGame/AlexKidd for company... until he suddenly left.
** And yeah, he's still a wee bit salty about Selene accidentally killing him.
--->'''Gilly''': Tell your fucking cat I'm pressing charges.
--->'''Johnny''': Bitch, I will bite your dick off! ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (Gilly quickly leaves)]]'' Pressing charges--[[ARareSentence like, how the fuck are you gonna sue a cat?]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogCD'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Johnny's shock when he realizes it's been 10 years since the HD remaster came out.
* Johnny's analysis of the Special Stages.
-->'''Johnny:''' And, I mean... have you ''seen'' some of these stages? Some have ''amazingly'' cool backgrounds, like, I wanna know the story behind these locales. Is that ''Jupiter''? Where the hell ''is'' Little Planet normally? Then you got this one, where it's... [[HugeHolographicHead just Robotnik's face.]] And then you got... sheez. TheNineties [[DisneyAcidSequence running amok!]] God ''damn''! Why?! God, it legit hurts my eyes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm outta here.]]

!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles]]'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Johnny's [[StealthPun off-the-wall]] [[ConspiracyTheorist conspiracy theory]] about Music/MichaelJackson's involvement with the soundtrack... [[AntiClimax cut short.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Are they his ''actual'' contributions? Are they tracks from Brad Buxer, one of Jackson's sound collaborators? Were they retooled Jackson compositions from Howard Drosson, who had to make new songs in short time after MJ left because of the abuse allegations? [[RiddleForTheAges I just don't know why Sega or others are so goddamned tight-lipped about it!]] Is it ''just'' legal reasons? What sort of deal was made? Why has ''Sonic 3'' rarely seen a rerelease after Jackson's death? What did he know?! ''How deep does it go?!'' [[ShrugOfGod I... don't fucking care who composed what!]]
* He'll have to show us the errors of their ways... [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E7HallMonitorJellyfishJam through example.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' I always admired how ''Sonic'' music on the Genesis; the ''whole'' trilogy, really, they were Genesis games that didn't... ''sound'' like Genesis games? When I think of Genesis music, I always think of that "twang". You know what I'm talking about, that...\\
'''''[[SensoryAbuse (TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG)]]'''''
* There's only room in Mobius for one mega-clawed creature.
-->'''Johnny:''' You could use his glide to fly over whatever you could, or ambush an enemy giving you shit. ''(Knuckles kills a Slicer with no problem; is seen with sunglasses and [[TheStoner smoking a blunt]])'' '''NAILED IT.'''
* While Johnny is giving his sentimental remarks on the game towards the end, [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Selene comes barging in]] on him playing ''Sonic 3''.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Johnny already gives [[SoOkayItsAverage his thoughts on the game]] before the review even starts. ...With Sonic looking disappointed at the camera during the video's intro.
* Of all things, Sega trying to get in on the mobile market is represented through Sonic trying and failing to catch ''VideoGame/FlappyBird''.
* And here he was, [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 giving Elliot shit]] for TemptingFate.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's only [[GoodBadBugs a matter of time]] before you get all the Chaos Emeralds, and... [[YankTheDogsChain oh, my game]] [[GameBreakingBug just crashed.]]

!![[AC:''Sonic'' Spinoffs Review]]
* During the intro, the footage used to tease the video is ''[[VideoGame/Sonic3DBlast 3D Blast]]'' Sonic doing a damn ''[[VideoGame/{{Fortnite}} default dance]]''.
* It's time to review ''VideoGame/SonicR''... and in comes an old friend.
-->'''Tails Doll:''' You ''can't'' be serious.\\
'''Johnny:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, Jesus Chri-]] ''what?!''\\
'''Tails Doll:''' ''Sonic R''? ...Again?\\
'''Johnny:''' Again? Tha-That video was, like, over 11 years old, my dude. ''(Johnny and Tails Doll watch the'' VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV ''segment)''\\
'''Tails Doll:''' It's... been 11 years?\\
'''Johnny:''' Hits you like a truck, right?\\
'''Tails Doll:''' ...What have I been doing with my life?\\
'''Johnny:''' Honestly, I don't know, and I don't care.
** It's all a [[IncrediblyLamePun 3D Blast]] to the past from here, starting with a reference to the [[ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics Archie comics]].
--->'''Johnny:''' Remember when you transformed into a giant [[GagPenis cock and balls]] with a [[CountryMatters vagina]] at the shaft? The ''fuck'' was that about?\\
'''Tails Doll:''' Nahh, I needed the money. [[MoodWhiplash ...By the way, I'm moving in for a bit.]] Times are hard.\\
'''Johnny:''' Excuse me, ''what''? N-No! ''No!''\\
'''Tails Doll:''' Don't worry, it's like I won't even be here. ''(as he fades away)'' By the way, you're all out of coffee creamer.\\
'''Johnny:''' All out of coffe-... ''(runs)'' Oh, fuck. ''(coffee creamer bottle is empty and spilt over;'' [[VideoGame/MetroidZeroMission Zero Mission]] ''[[BrickJoke Unknown Item jingle]] plays)'' Son of a ''bitch''...
** Johnny mentions how you can collect Chaos Emeralds to unlock Super Sonic, who he calls "the definition of 'unbalanced'." He then goes on to say that really, the whole ''roster'' is unbalanced.
--->'''Johnny:''' Amy, Robotnik, and Eggrobo-- they are all just pure ''shit,'' and the less I say about the Tails Doll, the better.\\
'''Tails Doll:''' I ''heard'' that.\\
'''Johnny:''' Yeah, and I'll fuckin' say it again! You ''suck!''
* As for ''VideoGame/SonicJam'' on the UsefulNotes/GameCom... Johnny doesn't say ''[[AntiHumor a word]]''. The game speaks for itself.
* The best way to show off the quality of ''VideoGame/SonicShuffle''? ...Tails wins [[MemeticMutation by doing absolutely nothing]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/Metroid1'' Review (Revisit)]]
* But, doesn't IGA validate it thanks to semantics?
-->'''Johnny:''' The term "Metroidvania" ''is'' getting a little antiquated, isn't it? And when the hell has there been another ''Franchise/{{Castlevania}}'' game? ''(''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight ''pops up)'' No, this doesn't count! It doesn't! It's not called ''Castlevania''! [[TakeThatAudience Eat my ass.]]
* You sacrifice one joke, and in comes another.
-->'''Johnny:''' Now, I don't know why the ''fuck'' it's called the "Screw Attack", but the [[DoubleEntendre screw]] part is accurate ''[[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken (robot humps a washing machine)]]'' when I think of what I'm doing to these guys.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidIIReturnOfSamus'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Johnny analyzing Samus' new spritework.
-->'''Johnny:''' The chicken walk is gone, she's more realistically proportioned, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers no more]]... protruding 2 pixels of ''[[MaleGaze ass]]'' here.
* Creator/GunpeiYokoi wasn't ''that'' horny...
-->'''Johnny:''' The sprite ''is'' a little too large for my liking? I think it would've helped if Samus was just a ''bit'' smaller. And I'm not talking, uh... Mario in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'' small, which, coincidentally, was also another game developed by Nintendo R&D1. You think if you beat the game fast enough there, you get Mario in a two-piece? ''(Mario's head is on [[FanDisservice Samus' body]])''\\
'''Mario:''' I'm-a going to fly for you!
* Nintendo themselves must be suffering ArchivePanic.
-->'''Johnny:''' Okay, with that said, ''[[VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake AM2R]]''. ...I know it's been legally taken down by Nintendo, but I'll just say it took me less than a ''minute'' to find a download link with a simple Google search.\\
'''Google Search:''' [[Series/{{Jeopardy}} i'll take fan-games that just don't die for a hundred, alex]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/NickelodeonAllStarBrawl'' Review]]
* He had to get the sponsor money as soon as possible, to be fair.
-->'''Johnny:''' And if it sounds like my voice is a little deeper than usual, I ''am'' recording this script at 4 o'clock in the morning [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} because I've lost control of my life]].
* How often can somebody {{invoke|d trope}} TemptingFate?
-->'''Johnny:''' And, hey. That's another game I could play with my Twitch audience at some point or another, only instead, ''[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E5PizzaDeliveryHomeSweetPineapple (Squidward's eyes bulge)]]'' the WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} [[MemeticMutation quotes]] would ''never'' stop.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMetroid'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Every PhantomThief needs a [[VideoGame/Persona5 change of heart]] at ''some'' point, right?
-->'''Johnny:''' This was also the first ''Metroid'' to be scored by Creator/KenjiYamamoto. ...No, not ''that'' [[Creator/ToeiAnimation Kenji Yamamoto]]. The ''[[NamesTheSame other]]'' Kenji Yamamoto. The one that [[TakeThat didn't plagiarize songs]] that I [[NotSoAboveItAll still like listening to]].
* She's not [[VideoGame/MetroidOtherM authorized]] to disclose such information.
-->'''Johnny:''' Ah, look at this. You can even find the Morph Ball in the same place as before. Now, what happened to your upgrades beforehand?\\
'''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Roxas]]:''' [[ShrugOfGod Shut up!]]\\
'''Johnny:''' Thank you, [[MaliciousMisnaming Rucksack]].
* Considering it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms "suckas idolizing mediocre pussy"]]... you sure you'd want to say that around [[WomanScorned Nora]]?
-->'''Johnny:''' By-the-by, [[AmazonianBeauty Amazon Samus]] is ''best'' Samus, and I won't hear otherwise. Why, yes! I ''am'' [[SelfDeprecation a simp]].
* When discussing the ''Nintendo Power'' tie-in comic for the game, Johnny expresses his utter disappointment for the Baby Metroid's underwhelming demise (basically, it was shot down by the Federation Chairman Keaton and Chief Hardy mistaking it for a threat. Samus came in only after the fact and assumed Mother Brain did it). How does he punctuate the poor alien's UndignifiedDeath? With a ''[[ToiletHumor heavily reverberated fart noise]]''.
* The video ends with the [[BrickJoke Metroid Alarm]] blaring the whole way through, while Johnny [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bolts out of his chair]] to get his copy of ''[[VideoGame/MetroidDread Dread]]''.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidFusion'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Johnny giving FalseReassurance to his ''own'' sanity.
-->'''Johnny:''' I'll even throw in ''[[VideoGame/MetroidPrimePinball Prime Pinball]]'' and ''[[VideoGame/MetroidPrimeHunters Prime: Hunters]]'' for good measure! ''[[TakeThatAudience Because I like you.]]''
* Experiment T turning the ''[[UsefulNotes/GameBoyAdvance GBA Video]]'' [[StylisticSuck filter]] on Johnny.
** A later [[https://twitter.com/Experiment_T/status/1453150912315281408 tweet]] revealed it wasn't a filter. Experiment T had turned it into an ''actual GBA Video'' cartridge.
* One cannot simply understate the SensoryAbuse that ''Fusion'' provides.
-->'''Johnny:''' Some of these assholes make some ''gut-wrenching'' noises! Serris in Sector 4 sounds like a bat out of hell when you damage it, and then that bat then gets a fist jammed [[AssShove up its ass]] when you kill it!
* The description Johnny gives to [[GrandTheftMe Neo-Ridley]] is, "Ridley with his [[NoIndoorVoice nuts in a vice]]."

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidZeroMission'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Johnny's acknowledgement of how much Ridley was turned into a CompleteMonster in the ''Manga/MetroidManga''.
-->'''Johnny:''' But dude, Ridley is ''such'' a shit! Taking every opportunity to, [[CardCarryingVillain gleefully be as sadistic as possible]] in every scene that he's in! Taunting Samus a-as a child as things are going to shit, and then years later, [[ManipulativeBastard mentally torturing her]], saying that he might've eaten her ''mom'' to regenerate his health when he was in a bad spot! He steals the show, like, ''god''! [[HateSink You wanna see Samus scorch this asshole!]] ...Which, you can do in the game proper; maybe that's why they made him so unlikeable. It's like, "Kill this motherfucker now, for only $29.99!" ''(chuckles)''
* That's certainly ''one'' way to take yourself out of the experience.
-->'''Johnny:''' However, not all upgrades are immediately available, because there's a couple of ancient Chozo Statues that hold power-ups your current suit can't-[[BreathlessNonSequitur okay, one moment here]]. I-I gave it a pass during ''Fusion'', because I figured it was just a one-off thing, but ''Zero Mission'' did it again. ...What's with the [[OffModel curved Arm Cannon]]? How the ''fuck'' does that work? It doesn't! I-If Samus' cannon was curved, that motherfucker's hittin'... nothing but solid ground! ''[[EpicFail (Samus fires a dud Missile)]]''
* The reward for going after Ridley first? [[CurbStompBattle Super Missiles against Kraid.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' [[StealthHiBye Hi, Kraid!]] ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' [[WeHardlyKnewYe Bye, Kraid.]]
* Johnny's description of the Space Pirates.
-->'''Johnny:''' I always thought these guys were more like an [[VideoGame/Portal2 an army of mantis men]], but I see these guys and their [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants big, meaty claws]], and okay, they're [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark crab people]]. Lobsters, maybe? This game does a good job of making them feel like a threat, though, because they're all over the battleship during the game's [[StealthBasedMission stealth sequence]] where you [[NoGearLevel lose your suit]]. And you can't fight them head on; they'll massacre your ass. ...[[CollateralDamage And themselves]], [[TooDumbToLive the fuckin' dumbasses]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Johnny's description of Black Friday madness during the pre-video sponsorship? [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing ...Mufasa's]] [[BlackComedy death.]]
* The discussion of how good 2010 was for Nintendo fans. The release of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'', ''VideoGame/SonicColors'', ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns'', and ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes2DesperateStruggle''... the last of which [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers isn't on Johnny's shelf]].
-->'''FlavorText:''' I [[FailedASpotCheck misplaced my copy]] during the move, I think.

!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidDread'' Review]]
* Look out, guys. It's Jack the Metroid.
-->'''Johnny:''' Samus' Metroid DNA has ''fully'' activated, giving her the ability to siphon energy with her left hand that she uses a couple of times after the fact to drain the energy of a few enemies. And Samus, you just blatantly stole Raiden's schtick from ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Revengeance]]''; give it back. It doesn't belong to you.
* ''[[Music/{{Metallica}} Metroids, imprisoning me! All that I see, absolute Chozo!]]''
-->'''Johnny:''' That is, until Samus... [[SuddenlyShouting GOES FUCKING]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting APESHIT]]'' as the Metroid inside her ''pushes'' Raven Beak's ''shit'' in! God ''damn'', [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge she is so pissed]]!

!![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' Review]]
* Johnny's example during the Surfshark VPN sponsorship of an invasion of privacy? His [=YouTube=] profile being turned into an NFT without his consent.
* Johnny's rather [[BrutalHonesty blunt]] description of King Edgar being that he's a, "womanizing goofball who [[AmbiguouslyBi may or may not]] fuck AnythingThatMoves."
* The GameplayAndStorySegregation sure provides an [[https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825493813396242433/937503229640581191/IMG_4421.png amusing visual]].
-->'''Johnny:''' Okay, I'm going to assume there's actually ''three'' helmets here and not just one, or am I to assume these assholes all squeezed their heads into one helmet? Is that what's happening here? ...What the hell?
* ''[[Music/FooFighters She's the generator, firin' whenever she quits...]]''
-->'''Johnny:''' This time, instead of exploding, Terra ends up transforming into something completely different, her Esper form. [[PowerIncontinence That she sadly can't control yet]], so she does this little Music/MichaelJackson spin, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and then-]]\\
'''Terra:''' '''''[[SensoryAbuse WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!]]'''''\\
'''Johnny:''' I hate that scream. ...I hate it every time.
* A love that's [[ILoveTheDead dead on arrival]], [[Manga/ThusSpokeKishibeRohan thus spoke Cole Locke]].
-->'''Johnny:''' But that's okay, you know. You lick your wounds and you move on and try and find new meaning in life, because [[TemptingFate it's not as if]] he had her ''corpse'' embalmed in hopes of one day finding the means to bring her back to li- ''[[ImmediateSelfContradiction (Rachel's corpse is in bed)]] [[BigOMG Oh my god!]] (flailing arms in disgust)'' [[NoJustNoReaction No!]] ''[[BigNo NNNO!]] (alarms blare over Locke)'' Nuh-uh! All the red flags! What the ''fuck'' is wrong with you?! I've heard of skeletons in the closet, but... this is literally a whole-ass body!
* The revelation that Gau can use [[GameBreaker NightShade]] on the Warring Triad, resulting in them hitting themselves [[TheWorfEffect for max damage]].
-->'''Johnny:''' Yea-hah, shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it, bi- ''[[TemptingFate (Gau gets killed for 7797 damage)]]'' Oh...
* The video has surpassed ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic '06]]'' as Johnny's longest review, and just to prove it...
-->'''Johnny:''' ''(shoves'' Sonic '06 ''out of the way with his Japanese'' Final Fantasy VI ''copy)'' [[TheStinger At last.]]

!![[AC:''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' Review]]
* Throughout the review, post edits are represented by Aerith randomly showing up to [[DeadpanSnarker snarkily]] make a comment in [[StylisticSuck pink comic sans]].
* The example for Creator/YoshitakaAmano's work on promotional material after Creator/TetsuyaNomura took over as character designer.
-->'''Johnny:''' Whaaat the ''hell'' is [[ArtStyleClash that motorcycle]] for Cloud? This is, uh, jumping ahead here, but it's like if [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka]] could transform into a vehicle, like how the Shiva twins did in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII''. D'What the ''fuck'' was that about?
* [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls Gaia, life, and magic delight! These were the ingredients to make the planet's lifestream! Then, Shinra added another element to the mix: CHEMICAL MAKO!]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Yes, in the world of ''Final Fantasy VII'', someone's ''dead relative'' could be powering your life fixture.\\
'''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Drax]]:''' Metaphor...\\
'''[[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Star-Lord]]:''' Eh, sorta!
* Well, if Hojo was trying to get Red XIII to knock Aerith up, he's probably been in the porn industry for a while.
-->'''Johnny:''' Sephiroth's ''actual'' mom is this woman here named Lucrecia that carried Sephiroth for 9 months, but Hojo wouldn't want you knowing that, and the fact that he's the one who inseminated Lucrecia to begin with. And yeah, I said [[InsistentTerminology "inseminated"]], because, I'm sorry, I find it hard to believe that ''anybody'', no matter ''how'' much they love science and all that shit, would ''ever'' find [[CompleteMonster Hojo]] fuckable!
* Is [[ValuesResonance "contemporary"]] exactly a compliment?
-->'''Johnny:''' In a world that's slowly becoming more about megacompanies buying ''other'' megacompanies, climate change becoming more of a hot button issue than ever before; I don't [[TemptingFate think we have to worry]] about an alien parasite wanting to spread its influence and cripple our planet for no fucking reason- ''[[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic Oh-ho-ho-ho, wait a minute!]]''
* Johnny's brief, but blunt description of Tifa Lockhart.
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BoobsOfSteel Martial artist extraordinaire]], and as of 2022, UsefulNotes/{{Italy}}'s new [[RuleThirtyFour Prime Minister]].

!![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvil7Biohazard'' Review]]
* The end of the sponsorship segment has Johnny drinking bourbon that he describes as [[ItTastesLikeFeet "tasting like motor oil"]] and gagging, causing Nora to laugh at him.
* Johnny referring to [[TheBeastmaster Marguerite's nest]] as a [[SuperSexOrgans "vagina hive"]].
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!!![[AC:''VideoGame/ResidentEvil7Biohazard'' Review]]
* The end of the sponsorship segment has Johnny drinking bourbon that he describes as [[TastesLikeFeet "tasting like motor oil"]] and gagging, causing Nora to laugh at him.

-->'''Johnny:''' Whaaat the ''hell'' is [[ArtStyleClash that motorcycle]] for Cloud? This is, uh, jumping ahead here, but it's like if [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka]] could transform into a vehicle, like how the Shiva twins did in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII''. D'What the ''duck'' was that about?

** Said voice acting causes Johhny to call Dr. Wily [[RunningGag Dr.]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome Wahwee]] for the ''entire'' review.

* Johhny takes a spotlight on a particularly long scream by Mega Man when he's grabbed in a cutscene.

* The video has surpassed ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic '06]] as Johnny's longest review, and just to prove it...