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--> '''Gwendy Doll:''' ''(to Kristy, while sporting a horrifying mutilated look and paper clip on her head)'' "Let's do something fun! We'll all get facials!"
--> '''Gwendy Doll:''' "Did I overpluck my eyebrows?"
--> '''Gwendy Doll:''' ''(surrounding Kristy)'' "Let's see if her head comes off!"
--> '''Gwendy Doll:''' ''(notices Kristy's boyfriend and attacks him)'' Oh look, a man! Alley-oop!
--> '''Gwendy Doll:''' ''(to Kristy's boyfriend)'' "Such nice, broad shoulders. Do you workout? What's your sign, big boy?"
--> '''Gwendy Doll:''' ''(as Kristy gets bound and gagged)'' "Makeovers are such a blast!"
--> '''Gwendy Doll:''' ''(to Kristy's boyfriend)'' "That haircut was SO 5 minutes ago!"
--> '''Gwendy Doll:''' "Are you dumping me?" ''(Gets tossed to a wall by Kristy's boyfriend and smashed into pieces)''
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* When Irwin first meets the Gorgonites, Insaniac's reaction to learning their creator is a nerd sells it:
-->'''Archer:''' Greetings. I am Archer. Who are you?
-->'''Irwin:''' I'm Irwin. I designed you, and all the Gorgonites.
-->'''Insaniac:''' ''He's'' the creator. Oy!

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* When the movie cuts to Alan having just told everyone the lively nature of Archer and the Gorgonites, Phil's response to the whole thing is hilarious.
-->'''Phil Phimple:''' LetMeGetThisStraight He says this toy is alive just because it can move a little? What's next? [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} The Blue fairy drops by with the talking cricket]]? Please!

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* After all the Commandos (save one) are destroyed, Alan suggests he drive. Archer agrees with an [[ComicallySerious unironic]] "Good idea." Kristy responds with a wry "Hey!"
* When the movie cuts to Alan having just told everyone the lively true nature of Archer and the Gorgonites, Phil's response to the whole thing is hilarious.
-->'''Phil Phimple:''' LetMeGetThisStraight Is this entire household insane? He says this toy is alive just because it can move ''move a little? little''? What's next? [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} The Blue fairy drops by with the talking cricket]]? Please!

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* When Alan tries to convince Joe to lend him a small set of the Commando Elite and Gorgonites to sell at his dad's store, the latter is reluctant. Alan tries to insinuate that they pretend one of the boxes simply fell out his truck. Joe shoots down the idea with "I don't like your tone. ...[[BerateAndSwitch it's too loud]]."

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* When Alan tries to convince Joe to lend him a small set of the Commando Elite and Gorgonites to sell at his dad's store, the latter is reluctant. Alan tries to insinuate that they pretend one of the boxes simply fell out his truck. Joe shoots down the idea with "I has only this to say:
-->'''Joe:''' I
don't like your tone. ...tone.
-->'''Alan:''' (Downcast) Yes sir.
-->'''Joe:''' (Mischievously) ...
[[BerateAndSwitch it's too loud]].""
-->'''Alan:''' (Shoots Joe a sly look that says "Now you're speaking my language")
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-->'''Freakenstein:''' The last time we fought, I woke with AM/FM.

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-->'''Freakenstein:''' The last time we fought, I woke with AM/FM.AM/FM.
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* In the beginning of the book, there's a letter from the original owner of Heartland toys telling all his employees that Gil Mars [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter seems like a nice man]] and will surely [[TemptingFate recognize how important each and every employee is, and how he'll stick around to fight for what his company stands for.]] The next page is a pink slip of the many employees at Heartland toys, including the original owner himself.
* Irwin's reaction when he learns that Larry had Archer rebranded as Major Chip Hazard's nemesis "Arch Fiend":
-->'''Irwin:''' Larry! [[WhatTheHellHero What have you done to Archer?!]]
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* Irwin's rather clumsy and hasty presentation at the board meeting, to the point that Larry (who's often at odds with him) even gives him a pitying wince.
* When Alan tries to convince Joe to lend him a small set of the Commando Elite and Gorgonites to sell at his dad's store, the latter is reluctant. Alan tries to insinuate that they pretend one of the boxes simply fell out his truck. Joe shoots down the idea with "I don't like your tone. ...[[BerateAndSwitch it's too loud]]."
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** Fridge-Funny: Alan blowing up when he files for lawsuit with Globtech can be seen as characterization that he clearly [[LikeFatherLikeSon inherited Stuart's temper]].
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* Nick Nitro trying to intimidate Alan with the threat he'll light a dynamite. Alan's response? [[CuttingTheKnot Blow out Nick's match]] and then stuff him in the garbage disposal. It begs the question: what did Nick ''think'' was going to happen?
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* When the movie cuts to Alan having just told everyone the lively nature of Archer and the Gorgonites, Phil's response to the whole thing is hilarious.
-->'''Phil Phimple:''' LetMeGetThisStraight He says this toy is alive just because it can move a little? What's next? [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} The Blue fairy drops by with the talking cricket]]? Please!
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** Before that, when the idea's first mentioned:
--->'''Larry:''' Great, now all we need now is a nuclear warhead.\\
'''Stuart:''' Yeah, I'll check, but I don't think I have one in the junk drawer.
** And the obvious question must be asked while the house is under attack:
--->'''Stuart:''' Well, what kind of moron would put military technology in toys?\\
'''Irwin:''' That'd be ''Gizmo'' over here. ''(thumbs at Larry)''
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* "Alan, can I move now?" "No!" There's something to be said for how this exchange between Alan and Archer (a [[BornAsAnAdult grown Gorgonite]]) feels more like a dynamic between a teenager telling his toddler brother he can't leave the corner he's standing in.

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* "Alan, [[ComicallySerious can I move now?" now]]?" "No!" There's something to be said for how this exchange between Alan and Archer (a [[BornAsAnAdult grown Gorgonite]]) feels more like a dynamic between a teenager telling his toddler brother he can't leave the corner he's standing in.

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* The muffled sound Acher makes when Alan shoves a toy hat into his face to keep him quiet.
* "Alan, can I move now?" "No!" There's something to be said for how this exchange between Alan and Archer (a [[BornAsAnAdult grown Gorgonite]]) feels more like a dynamic between a teenager telling his toddler brother he can't leave the corner he's standing in.



* The Commandos luring Archer by pretending they're his fellow Gorgonites calling out, if [[PaperThinDisguise transparently]]. And granted ''[[IdiotBall he's]]'' the one following their voices, his scanner reads "Gorgonites'''?'''", as though even he's taking it with a grain of salt.

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* The Commandos luring Archer by pretending they're his fellow Gorgonites calling out, if [[PaperThinDisguise transparently]]. And granted ''[[IdiotBall he's]]'' the one following their voices, his scanner reads "Gorgonites'''?'''", "Gorgonite Distress Call '''?'''", as though even he's taking it with a grain of salt.
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* The Commandos luring Archer by pretending they're his fellow Gorgonites calling out, if [[PlasticThinDisguise transparently]]. And granted ''[[IdiotBall he's]]'' the one following their voices, his scanner reads "Gorgonites'''?'''", as though even he's taking it with a grain of salt.

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* The Commandos luring Archer by pretending they're his fellow Gorgonites calling out, if [[PlasticThinDisguise [[PaperThinDisguise transparently]]. And granted ''[[IdiotBall he's]]'' the one following their voices, his scanner reads "Gorgonites'''?'''", as though even he's taking it with a grain of salt.
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* The Commandos luring Archer by pretending they're his fellow Gorgonites calling out, if [[PlasticThinDisguise transparently]]. And granted ''[[IdiotBall he's]]'' the one following their voices, his scanner reads "Gorgonites'''?'''", as though even he's taking it with a grain of salt.

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** There's also Kip's reaction to being "promoted", comically establishing he's all too loyal to replace Major Chip Hazard at someone else's behest.

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** There's also Kip's uneasy reaction to being "promoted", comically establishing he's all too loyal to replace Major Chip Hazard Hazard, even at someone else's behest.


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** Once the video ends, Insaniac (comic relief he is) has this to say:
-->'''Insaniac:''' What else is on?
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* Granted it's supposed to be PlayedForDrama, the "Surrender" video has one small instant where Christy's script is to claim [[BlatantLies she is neither in danger nor doing this under duress]]. Teenager that she is, Christy sighs to herself "[[DeadpanSnarker Yeah right]]..."
* The instant the Commando Elite think they're about to successfully blow up the Gorgonites, Major Chip Hazard gives a [[WhenSheSmiles a hopeful smile]], before it turns into a disgruntled growl at learning it was a decoy.
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** There's also Kip's reaction to being "promoted", comically establishing he's all too loyal to replace Major Chip Hazard at someone else's behest.
-->'''Kip Killigan:''' [[SincerityMode Wasn't my idea, Major]].
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-->'''Slamfist:''' We ''[[{{Selfdepreciation}} tried]]'' to fix him.

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-->'''Slamfist:''' We ''[[{{Selfdepreciation}} ''[[SelfDeprecation tried]]'' to fix him.
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-->'''Slamfist:''' We ''[[{{SelfDepreciation tried]]'' to fix him.

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-->'''Slamfist:''' We ''[[{{SelfDepreciation ''[[{{Selfdepreciation}} tried]]'' to fix him.
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-->'''Slamfist:''' We ''{{SelfDepreciation tried}}'' to fix him.

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-->'''Slamfist:''' We ''{{SelfDepreciation tried}}'' ''[[{{SelfDepreciation tried]]'' to fix him.
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-->'''Slamfist:''' We ''[[SelfDepreciation tried]]'' to fix him.

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-->'''Slamfist:''' We ''[[SelfDepreciation tried]]'' ''{{SelfDepreciation tried}}'' to fix him.

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