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* Kaz playing dumb when Van Eck is trying to make him admit that he stole the DeKappel

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* Kaz playing dumb when Van Eck is trying to make him admit that he stole the DeKappelDekappel
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* When Van Eck is trying to make Kaz admit that he stole his Dekappel

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* When Kaz playing dumb when Van Eck is trying to make Kaz him admit that he stole his Dekappelthe DeKappel
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* How Van Eck replies to Jesper calling him a horrible father
--> '''Jesper''': ''(snarls)'' You're the fool. [Wylan]'s smarter than most of us put together, and he deserves a better father than you.
--> '''Van Eck''': ''(amends)'' Deserved.
--> '''Van Eck''': ''(has the ship that Wylan is supposedly on destroyed)''
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* Inej trying to get Kaz to politely ask for a new hat and his reply:

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* Inej trying to get Kaz to politely ask for a new hat and his (sarcastic) reply:



* Nina threatening to make Kaz piss himself and him shooting back that if she does that he won't break Matthias out of prison, just to punish her.

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* Nina threatening to make Kaz piss himself and him shooting back that if she does that he won't break Matthias out of prison, just to punish her. his reply



--> '''Kaz''': Easy, heartrender. I like these trousers. And if you start messing with my vital organs, Matthias Helvar will never see sunshine again.

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--> '''Kaz''': Easy, heartrender. I like these trousers. And if you start messing with my vital organs, Matthias Helvar will never see sunshine again.\n
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* Nina saying that flowers would make him look more lively

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* Nina saying that flowers would make him Kaz look more lively
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--> "Tiny and ferocious. ''(winks again)''Just like ''you''."

* Jesper's reply when Kaz asks if they all want tl beat Van Eck

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--> "Tiny and ferocious. ''(winks again)''Just again)'' Just like ''you''."

* Jesper's reply when Kaz asks if they all want tl to beat Van Eck

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* Kaz saying where the money actually went and Jesper misunderstanding it as an order
-->'''Kaz''': Sugar.
-->'''Jesper''': ''(nudges the sugar bowl down the table towards Kaz)''
-->'''Kaz''': ''(rolls his eyes)'' Not for my coffee you podge.



"It's brilliant. ''(winks)'' Just like you."

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--> "It's brilliant. ''(winks)'' Just like you."



"Tiny and ferocious. ''(winks again)''Just like ''you''."

* Kaz saying where the money actually went and Jesper misunderstanding it as an order
-->'''Kaz''': Sugar.
-->'''Jesper''': ''(nudges the sugar bowl down the table towards Kaz)''
-->'''Kaz''': ''(rolls his eyes)'' Not for my coffee you podge.

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--> "Tiny and ferocious. ''(winks again)''Just like ''you''."

* Kaz saying where the money actually went and Jesper misunderstanding it as an order
-->'''Kaz''': Sugar.
-->'''Jesper''': ''(nudges the sugar bowl down the table towards Kaz)''
-->'''Kaz''': ''(rolls his eyes)'' Not for my coffee you podge.
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* Kaz sends a letter to Van Eck for a hostage exchange. It's pinned down by Van Eck's ruby.

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* Kaz sends a letter to Van Eck for a hostage exchange. It's pinned down by Van Eck's ruby.
ruby. He'd stolen it a while back.

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* Kaz sends a letter to Van Eck for a hostage exchange. It's pinned down by Van Eck's ruby.



* Jesper's "just like you" comments
** One to Wylan (which makes Wylan blush)
"It's brilliant. ''(winks)'' Just like you."
** One to Inej (which makes Inej laugh)
"Tiny and ferocious. ''(winks again)''Just like ''you''."



-->'''Kaz''': ''(rolls his eyes)'' Not for my coffee you podge

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-->'''Kaz''': ''(rolls his eyes)'' Not for my coffee you podgepodge.

* Jesper's reply when Kaz asks if they all want tl beat Van Eck
--> "Around the ears with Wylan's flute."

* Kaz takes Per Haskell's gun and takes out the bullets without Haskell noticing.
-->'''Kaz''': You may want these. ''(holds out his hand, with six bullets in his palm)'' In case of a tussle.

* Inej tricks Kaz into climbing a roof despite not having to, and makes him walk back to the gondel whilst she scouts out Van Eck's house (but he's smiling as he does so).

* Matthias' innocence when faced by the story of the Princess and the Barbarian
-->'''Nina''': She wanted to know if you'd like to play the Princess and the Barbarian.
-->'''Matthias''': It's a game?
-->'''Nina''': Not exactly.
-->'''Matthias''': Then what is it?
-->'''Nina''': In Ravka, there's a popular series of stories about, um, a brave Fjerdan warrior-
-->'''Matthias''': Really? He's the hero?
-->'''Nina''': In a manner of speaking. He kidnaps a Ravkan princess-
-->'''Matthias''': That would never happen.
-->'''Nina''': In the story it does and- ''(clears her throat)'' they spend a long time getting to know each other. In his cave.
-->'''Matthias''': Hs lives in a cave?
-->'''Nina''': It's a very nice cave. Furs. Jewelled cups. Mead.
-->'''Matthias''': Ah. ''(said approvingly)'' A treasure hoarder like Angsar the Mighty. They become allies then?
-->'''Nina''': ''(tries to change the subject)''
-->'''Matthias''': How does the story end? Do they fight battles?
-->'''Nina''': ''(in defeat)'' They get to know each other ''intimately''.
-->'''Matthias''': ''(jaw drops)''

* Nina saying that flowers would make him look more lively
--> "Maybe we could get Kaz something with flowers. Liven up his look."

* What Jesper says when Wylan calls himself a moron
-->'''Jesper''': If I ever hear you call yourself a moron again, I'll tell Matthias you tried to kiss Nina. With tongue.
-->'''Wylan''': He'll never believe it.
-->'''Jesper''': Then I'll tell Nina you tried to kiss Matthias. With tongue.

* When Jesper tries to cheer Wylan up by saying that Kaz will exact revenge on Van Eck
-->'''Jesper''': This happened because your father is a lunatic dressed up in a quality suit.
-->'''Wylan''': That's all true, and none of it makes me feel any better.
-->'''Jesper''': Well how about this? Kaz is going to tear your father's damn life apart.
-->'''Wylan''': ''(after thinking about it for a minute)'' Actually, that helps a lot.

* Righteous comeuppance as seen by Jesper
--> "I love a little righteous comeuppance. Jogs the liver!"

* What Matthias says when Nina feels horrible getting chastened by Zoya
-->'''Nina''': Why do I feel like finding a corner to sob in?
-->'''Matthias''': This is a round room. There are no corners.

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-->'''Kaz''': Alys, I’m shocked to find you and I are in agreement.

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-->'''Kaz''': Alys, I’m shocked to find you and I are in agreement.agreement.

* The options on where the money went (and Matthias' corruption)
-->'''Kaz''': Where do you think the money went?
-->'''Jesper''': Guns?
-->'''Inej''': Ships?
-->'''Wylan''': Bombs?
-->'''Nina''': Political bribes?
-->'''The Crows''': ''(All turn to look at Matthias)''
-->'''Nina''': ''(whispering)'' This is where you tell us how awful we are.
-->'''Matthias''': ''(shrugs)'' They all seem like practical choices.

* Kaz saying where the money actually went and Jesper misunderstanding it as an order
-->'''Kaz''': Sugar.
-->'''Jesper''': ''(nudges the sugar bowl down the table towards Kaz)''
-->'''Kaz''': ''(rolls his eyes)'' Not for my coffee you podge

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-->'''Alys''': I think Jan would be
handsome, if he were not quite so old.

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-->'''Alys''': I think Jan would be
be handsome, if he were not quite so old.



-->'''Kaz''': Why stop there? How about young, rich, and royal? Why settle for a
merch when you could have a prince?

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-->'''Kaz''': Why stop there? How about young, rich, and royal? Why settle for a
a merch when you could have a prince?

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* Mark
--> '''Kaz''': Always hit where the mark isn't looking.
--> '''Wylan''': Who's mark?

* The crows on how to steal a wallet
--> '''Kaz''': ''(leans back)'' What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?
--> '''Inej''': Knife to the throat?
--> '''Jesper''': Gun to back?
--> '''Nina''': Poison in his cup?
--> '''Matthias''': You're all horrible.



Kaz on pregnancy

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* Wylan's corruption
-->'''Wylan''': Always hit where the mark isn’t looking.
-->'''Jesper''': Sweet Ghezen. You've been thoroughly corrupted.

* Van Ecks problems as listed by the crows
-->'''Kaz''': ''(taps his cane on the floor)'' Do you know what Van Eck’s problem is?
-->'''Matthias''': No honor?
-->'''Nina''': Rotten parenting skills?
-->'''Jesper''': Receding hairline?

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Kaz on pregnancy



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* This exchange between Kaz and Alys
-->'''Alys''': Do you think he's handsome?
-->'''Kaz''': ...What?
-->'''Alys''': Something has happened to Jan’s nose.
-->'''Kaz''': I suspect he caught a bad case of the Wraith.
-->'''Alys''': I think Jan would be
handsome, if he were not quite so old.
-->'''Kaz''': Lucky for you, we live in a world where men can make up for being old by being rich.
-->'''Alys''': It would be nice if he were both young and rich.
-->'''Kaz''': Why stop there? How about young, rich, and royal? Why settle for a
merch when you could have a prince?
-->'''Alys''': I suppose. But it’s the money that’s important. I’ve never really seen the point in princes.
-->'''Kaz''': Alys, I’m shocked to find you and I are in agreement.
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Kaz on pregnancy
--> "Getting pregnant isn't actually a special talent."
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* What Wylan says when Jesper talks to a girl he had stood up
-->'''Jesper''': ''(to the girl he was supposed to have gone on a date with)'' If I live I'll by you waffles!
-->'''Wylan''': You don't have enough money to buy her waffles.
-->'''Jesper''': Be quiet. We're in a library.
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--> "Nina is fine. Jesper is fine. Everyone is fine, except for me because I'm stuck with a gang of hand wringing nurse maids. Keep a watch."

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--> "Nina is fine. Jesper is fine. Everyone is fine, except for me because I'm stuck with a gang of hand wringing nurse maids. Keep a watch."
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* Kaz pretends to be the boogie man. Okay, he terrifies a little girl, but it was still humourous, in dark way.

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* Kaz pretends to be the boogie man.bogeyman. Okay, he terrifies a little girl, but it was still humourous, in dark way.

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** -->'''Kuwei''': I have other interests.

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** The first time when Kaz asks Kuwei to rethink his priorities
-->'''Kuwei''': I have other interests.



** -->'''Kuwei''': I would prefer to go to Ravka.

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** The second when Kaz just stares at Kuwei when Kuwei says he want to go to Ravka
-->'''Kuwei''': I would prefer to go to Ravka.
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** He also stole Van Eck's tie pin during the conversation.

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* Kaz pretends to be the boogie man. Okay, he terrifies a little girl, but it was still humourous, in dark way.



--> "Now why can't people be this easily trained?" Kaz murmured as he crouched to oblige the dog with a belly rub."

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--> "Now "'Now why can't people be this easily trained?" trained?' Kaz murmured as he crouched to oblige the dog with a belly rub."
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* Kaz pretends to be the boogie man. Okay, he terrifies a little girl, but it was still humourous, in dark way.




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** -->'''Kuwei''': I would prefer to go to Ravka.
-->'''Kaz''': ''(fastens his flat black gaze on Kuwei and holds it on him)''
-->'''Kuwei''': ''(squirms nervously)'' Why is he looking at me this way?
-->'''Jesper''': Kaz is wondering if he should keep you alive. Terrible for the nerves. I recommend deep breathing. Maybe a tonic.



* After Wylan tells Kaz that his father doesn't have 30 million kruge for them to take.
-->'''Jesper''': You should leave, then. We only associate with the disgraced heirs of the very ''finest'' fortunes.



* After Wylan tells Kaz that his father doesn't have 30 million kruge for them to take.
-->'''Jesper''': You should leave, then. We only associate with the disgraced heirs of the very ''finest'' fortunes.

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* After Wylan tells Kaz that his father doesn't have 30 million kruge When people start asking for them stuff they want and Jesper joins in
-->'''Kuwei''': I would prefer
to take.
go to Ravka
-->'''Jesper''': You should leave, then. We only associate with I'd prefer a pair of sable-lined swimming trunks. But we can't always get what we want.
** Jesper's statement surpassed Kuwei's limits of understanding Kerch.

* When Jesper promises that Kaz will not kill Kuwei
-->'''Jesper''': ''(pats Kuwei's hand)'' We're not going to let him put you in
the disgraced heirs of the very ''finest'' fortunes.
ground.
-->'''Kaz''': ''(raises a brow)'' Let's not make any promises just yet.
-->'''Jesper''': Come on, Kaz. We didn't go to all that trouble to save Kuwei just to make him worm food.
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* Nina feels sick from eating oysters but still eats more, despite looking green.

* This complaint from Kaz
--> "Nina is fine. Jesper is fine. Everyone is fine, except for me because I'm stuck with a gang of hand wringing nurse maids. Keep a watch."

* Matthias wants to kill Kaz. Again.
--> "Wylan shrugged apologetically at Matthias, who looked like he was considering dashing Kaz's skull against a wall."

* Kaz pretends to be the boogie man. Okay, he terrifies a little girl, but it was still humourous, in dark way.

* Kaz's disappointment that people aren't like dogs, and him stopping in the middle of a job to pet a dog.
--> "Now why can't people be this easily trained?" Kaz murmured as he crouched to oblige the dog with a belly rub."

* Kaz telling Kuwei to stay in the tomb
-->'''Kaz''': ''(pointing his cane at Kuwei)'' What did I tell you?
-->'''Kuwei''': ''(protesting)'' My Kerch isn't very good.
-->'''Kaz''': Don't run games on me, kid. It's good enough. Stay in the tomb.
-->'''Kuwei''': ''(glumly)'' Stay in the tomb.

* Jesper acting as a Kaz translator for Kuwei
** -->'''Kuwei''': I have other interests.
-->'''Kaz''': ''(black gaze pinning Kuwei like the tip of a dagger)'' I suggest rethinking your priorities.
-->'''Jesper''': ''(gives Kuwei a nudge)'' That's Kaz's way of saying, 'Help Wylan or I'll seal you up in one of these tombs and see how that suits your interests.'

* The other names of money
--> "Kruge? Scrub? Kaz's one true love?"

* Jesper being eager to commit crimes, Wylan being the opposite, and Matthias being glad that Wylan is reluctant to commit crimes.
--> "'So then how do we get the money? Rob the city? Rob the Council?' Jesper say up straighter, hands drumming eagerly on the table. 'Hit twelve vaults in one night?'
--> Wylan shifted in his chair, and Matthias saw the disquiet in his expression. At least someone else in this band of miscreants was reluctant to keep committing crimes."
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* Kaz picks Pekka Rollins' pocket.
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--> '''Van Eck''': ''( has the ship that Wylan is supposedly on destroyed)''

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--> '''Van Eck''': ''( has ''(has the ship that Wylan is supposedly on destroyed)''
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*How Van Eck replies to Jesper calling him a horrible father
--> '''Jesper''': ''(snarls)'' You're the fool. [Wylan]'s smarter than most of us put together, and he deserves a better father than you.
--> '''Van Eck''': ''(amends)'' Deserved.
--> '''Van Eck''': ''( has the ship that Wylan is supposedly on destroyed)''
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* What Kaz says to Van Eck before turning to leave
--> "Well, Van Eck. I'd like to say it's been a pleasure, but I'm not that good a liar. We'll take our leave."
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* When Kaz replies to Van Eck on Vellgelluk about Van Eck sending two teams to the Ice Court
--> "Thirty million kruge will soothe my hurt feelings."
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--> '''Jesper''': ''(laughs)'' As long as my country pays in cash.

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--> '''Jesper''': ''(laughs)'' As long as my country pays in cash.

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* This exchange between Nina and Matthias (although the context is sad)

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* This exchange of insults between Nina and Matthias (although the context is sad)



--> '''Nina''': ''(weakly)'' Zealot.

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--> '''Nina''': ''(weakly)'' Zealot.


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* Kaz and Jesper on the congratulation from the merchant council (after all, they are criminals being congratulated by the government)
--> '''Kaz''': Look at that.
--> '''Kaz''': ''(holds out the message from the merchant council for Jesper to read. Behind the details of the meet it says ''"Congratulations. Your country thanks you"'')''
--> '''Jesper''': ''(laughs)'' As long as my country pays in cash.
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* This exchange between Nina and Matthias (although the context is sad)
--> '''Matthias''': We'll set fire to raisins or whatever you heathens do for fun.
--> '''Nina''': ''(weakly)'' Zealot.
--> '''Matthias''': Witch.
--> '''Nina''': Barbarian.
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* Inej and Nina talking about Nina becoming the new bogeyman
--> '''Inej''': I didn't think you'd let those men live, back at the harbour.
--> '''Nina''': I'm not sure it was the right thing to do. I'll become one more Grisha horror story for them to tell their children.
--> '''Inej''': Behave or Nina Zenik will get you?
--> '''Nina''': ''(considers)'' Well, I ''do'' like the sound of that.
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* Jesper talking about friends for Wylan
--> '''Inej''': I've had my fill of captivity. They won't take me alive.
--> '''Wylan''': Me neither.
--> '''Jesper''': ''(snorts)'' We really need to get him more suitable friends.

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