History Funny / Simpleflips

* [[https://youtu.be/glu2Md56BMo?t=170 The Bup emergency]], where Simple's chat noticed his sticker of a Bup was slowly peeling off the wall, prompting a few chat members to "threaten" him with text to speech to fix the Bup.

'''Simple:''' Last time Cilletix acted this way towards me, he was traitor.

-->'''effectator:''' "fix the fucking BUP on the wall before my clit explodes"
-->''([[{{Troll}} Simple peels BUP slightly more off the wall]])''
-->'''Simple:''' Thank you for the bits, good luck on the... clit explosion.

-->'''effectator:''' "simple fucking flips if you don't give my bup boy some proper adhesive i will take a [[{{Beat}} bullet-]]"
-->'''Simple:''' OK, that's a bit extreme-
-->'''effectator:''' "-train to your house and toss your salad."
-->'''Simple:''' Oh, what the fuck? That turned into a entirely different fucking message!

* Simpleflips slowly losing his mind to the [[https://youtu.be/6N9HSvvfsxU?t=515 boss fight against the self-proclaimed "guardian of the gay baby key"]], over the course of ''two and a half hours.''

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqTmwzTxX2s Simple and friends racing]] VideoGame/PacManWorld2 is just a constant stream of comedy from Simple himself and his friends.

* The infamous 2 hour BLJ where Simple spends the eponymous 2 hours attempting to get a star by BLJ'ing off a Thwomp instead of shell surfing over to it because it [[RuleOfCool would be cooler.]] Someone in his community would later create a one for one recreation of the star of the 2 hour BLJ, which Simple would clear in 30 minutes, leading to [[https://youtu.be/1Idamirq8xs?t=521 this unholy reaction from him.]]

* [[https://youtu.be/XtT5KBc2u4o?t=74 Foxen does a]] [[Franchise/MortalKombat fatality.]]
* [[https://youtu.be/05cElz4KXfA?list=PL3Hg1a3VjI1a-aWvlXpMC6zNrp5dV9nuI&t=26 ONE.]]

-->'''Simple:''' [[{{Corpsing}} So anyways, Nesa was standing there, he wasn't looking, and I was like "POP, POP, POP!" And then-]]
* Simple does not understand the difference between "hit" and "shoot".
-->'''Roanin:''' Do we each get to hit Awoo?
-->'''Hark (Cilletix):''' Yeah we each get one hit.
--->''Simple shoots Awoo once.''
-->'''Hark (Cilletix):''' That's not a hit Simple. [[SuddenlyShouting THAT'S NOT A HIT SIMPLE. GET HIM.]]
-->'''Simple:''' Last time Cilletix acted this way towards me, he was traitor.
--->''Awoo hits Simple with a crowbar.''
-->'''Simple:''' What? Why did I get hit? That's it. (''pulls out a shotgun and blasts Hark point blank'')

-->'''Hark:''' WHA? WHO'S USIN' THAT HEALTH STATION, BLAOW!
-->'''Simple:''' Oh yeah, I put that there.
-->'''Hark:''' THAT'S FOR, THAT'S FOR ROANIN ONLY.

-->'''Roanin:''' I'll give anyone [[ComicallySmallBribe two dollars]] if they kill Network.
-->'''Lumi:''' Two real dollars? Two real dollars man! I'm on my way!
-->'''Simple:''' That doesn't feel like RDM.
-->'''[=FruitPunch=]:''' And then we get a single file line of people going to kill Network once he says that.
-->'''Network:''' Wait if I kill myself do I get the two dollars?
-->'''Roaning:''' [[BluntNo No.]]
-->'''Simple:''' Absolutely not, that's the most fucked up outcome.

* Someone once donated to [[https://youtu.be/VKyw-9bJRp4?t=435 Simple's song queue]] ''[[BileFascination an analysis of the lyrics to 1, 2, Oatmeal.]]'' The narrator's closing statement?
--->I honestly have no [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] idea what it means.

--->'''Simple:''' (''unaware he's a loading screen away from the boss of the chapter'') How do you beat this boss?
--->'''Everyone:''' You're on the boss?
--->'''Simple:''' No, heheh. (''loads into the boss fight'') I am on the boss actually.
--->'''Everyone:''' What?

--->'''Simple:''' I go to the Pac-Shop every level and buy a bunch of lives with my dots.
--->'''Awoo:''' What?
--->'''Simple:''' Nah, I made that up sorry. I'll stick to making up shit that isn't useful.
--->'''Hark:''' The Pac-Shop. Shut up.
--->'''Awoo:''' I should've just never believed Simp in the first place.
--->'''Simple:''' Damn! Good call!

---> "Pac-Man! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
---> "Great Pac-Man. Thank you. Thank you for getting every dot but the red one. That was very appreciative."
---> "WHUH. UHH. PAC-MAN!"
---> "HUH? I just [[CollisionDamage ate Inky's ass!]]"
---> "Welp, bust out the fucking napkins. Tissues. I guess I cry with napkins like a fucking moron."

-->''Simple peels BUP slightly more off the wall''

---> [[spoiler:I honestly have no [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] idea what it means.]]

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-->'''FruitPunch:''' And then we get a single file line of people going to kill Network once he says that.

* The infamous 2 hour BLJ where Simple spends the eponymous 2 hours attempting to get a star by BLJ'ing off a Thwomp instead of shell surfing over to it because it [[RuleOfCool would be cooler.]] Someone in his community would later create a one for one recreation of the star of the 2 hour BLJ, which Simple would clear in 3 minutes, leading to [[https://youtu.be/1Idamirq8xs?t=521 this unholy reaction from him.]]