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* Tobi sending Baku to Kamui's Dimension, which is presented as the [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 PlayStation 2]] startup screen. Said segment only lasts for 26 seconds.
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* Tobi sending Baku to Kamui's Dimension, which is presented as the [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 PlayStation 2]] Platform/PlayStation2 startup screen. Said segment only lasts for 26 seconds.
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-->'''Baku:''' Ain't no fucking way... You really are broke. Why are you wearing a [=McDonald's=] hat?
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-->'''Baku:''' Ain't no fucking way... You really are broke. Why ''Why are you wearing a [=McDonald's=] hat?hat?''
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** And the goal for his robbery is to deposit the money to the UBM because the bank "robbed" it from his bank account, except Bank Bill reveals [[WhatAnIdiot that's exactly where he is, as there's no other bank in the city.]]
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** And the goal for his robbery is to deposit the money to the UBM because the bank "robbed" it from his bank account, except Bank Bill reveals [[WhatAnIdiot that's exactly where he is, as there's no other bank in the city.]]
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* And then shortly after:
-->'''Mandark:''' How much you pay for your car?
-->'''Baku:''' It's stolen.
-->'''Mandark:''' WOOOOOOOOOO'''OOOOOOOOOOO'''
-->'''Mandark:''' How much you pay for your car?
-->'''Baku:''' It's stolen.
-->'''Mandark:''' WOOOOOOOOOO'''OOOOOOOOOOO'''
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-->'''Baku:''' Ain't no fucking way... You really are broke. Why are you wearing a [=McDonald's=] hat?
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' I just got off my shift.
-->'''Bank Bill:''' You need to be workin' overtime.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' I just got off my shift.
-->'''Bank Bill:''' You need to be workin' overtime.
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** The reason for his robbery is to deposit the money to the UBM because the bank "robbed" it from him, except Bank Bill reveals that's exactly where he is, as there's no other bank in the city.
* The police fish finally arrives at the ''"situaaaation"'', but immediately forgets what he came to the bank for, then eventually gives up and leaves. So does Li'l Broomstick.
* The police fish finally arrives at the ''"situaaaation"'', but immediately forgets what he came to the bank for, then eventually gives up and leaves. So does Li'l Broomstick.
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** The reason And the goal for his robbery is to deposit the money to the UBM because the bank "robbed" it from him, his bank account, except Bank Bill reveals [[WhatAnIdiot that's exactly where he is, as there's no other bank in the city.
city.]]
* The police fish finally arrives at the ''"situaaaation"'', but immediately forgets what he came to the bank for, then [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere eventually gives up andleaves.leaves]]. So does Li'l Broomstick.
* The police fish finally arrives at the ''"situaaaation"'', but immediately forgets what he came to the bank for, then [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere eventually gives up and
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* "'''SWEAR TO YEEZY,''' '''''YOU AIN'T FUCKING AROUND ON MY IPHONE 5 BATTERY!'''''"
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* "'''SWEAR "'''[[SensoryAbuse SWEAR TO YEEZY,''' '''''YOU YEEZY,]]''' '''''[[NoIndoorVoice YOU AIN'T FUCKING AROUND ON MY IPHONE 5 BATTERY!'''''"
BATTERY!]]'''''"
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!!The Lotto
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!!The LottoLotto [7/11]
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!!Robbery
* After going back to working at the United Bank of Money, Bank Bill's MemeticBadass status reaches new heights.
-->'''Baku:''' Yo, I need to make a withdrawal.
-->'''Bank Bill:''' You need to make a ''withpayment.''
-->[...]
-->'''Baku:''' [on his credit score hitting rock bottom] Fuck... How am I gonna get a new iPhone?
-->'''Bank Bill:''' J.O.B. ''[[LargeHam Job!]]''
* Li'l Broomstick starts the aforementioned robbery on his own... wearing nothing but a [=McDonald's=] hat.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Ay, this a fuckin' robbery. Everyone get down!
-->'''Bank Bill:''' Why?
-->[...]
-->'''Bank Bill:''' Look, all I know is you ain't getting a lick, not a damn dime out this bank.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' You can drop a few thousand.
-->'''Bank Bill:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting Bitch, I can drop YOU!]]''
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' This motherfucker talkin' reckless...
-->'''Bank Bill:''' [[BadassBoast I ain't said shit yet, but you gon' hear this pistol talk!]]
-->'''Baku:''' ...that was a good one.
** After he convinces Bank Bill to lead him to the safe:
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' A'ight, open this shit!
-->'''Bank Bill:''' I can't open it.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Fuck you talkin' about?
-->'''Bank Bill:''' I ain't got the key.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' [[CaptainObvious I don't see a keyhole.]]
-->'''Bank Bill:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Congratulations.]]''
-->'''Baku:''' Are you stupid?!
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Depends on how I feel.
** The reason for his robbery is to deposit the money to the UBM because the bank "robbed" it from him, except Bank Bill reveals that's exactly where he is, as there's no other bank in the city.
* The police fish finally arrives at the ''"situaaaation"'', but immediately forgets what he came to the bank for, then eventually gives up and leaves. So does Li'l Broomstick.
* After going back to working at the United Bank of Money, Bank Bill's MemeticBadass status reaches new heights.
-->'''Baku:''' Yo, I need to make a withdrawal.
-->'''Bank Bill:''' You need to make a ''withpayment.''
-->[...]
-->'''Baku:''' [on his credit score hitting rock bottom] Fuck... How am I gonna get a new iPhone?
-->'''Bank Bill:''' J.O.B. ''[[LargeHam Job!]]''
* Li'l Broomstick starts the aforementioned robbery on his own... wearing nothing but a [=McDonald's=] hat.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Ay, this a fuckin' robbery. Everyone get down!
-->'''Bank Bill:''' Why?
-->[...]
-->'''Bank Bill:''' Look, all I know is you ain't getting a lick, not a damn dime out this bank.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' You can drop a few thousand.
-->'''Bank Bill:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting Bitch, I can drop YOU!]]''
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' This motherfucker talkin' reckless...
-->'''Bank Bill:''' [[BadassBoast I ain't said shit yet, but you gon' hear this pistol talk!]]
-->'''Baku:''' ...that was a good one.
** After he convinces Bank Bill to lead him to the safe:
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' A'ight, open this shit!
-->'''Bank Bill:''' I can't open it.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Fuck you talkin' about?
-->'''Bank Bill:''' I ain't got the key.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' [[CaptainObvious I don't see a keyhole.]]
-->'''Bank Bill:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Congratulations.]]''
-->'''Baku:''' Are you stupid?!
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Depends on how I feel.
** The reason for his robbery is to deposit the money to the UBM because the bank "robbed" it from him, except Bank Bill reveals that's exactly where he is, as there's no other bank in the city.
* The police fish finally arrives at the ''"situaaaation"'', but immediately forgets what he came to the bank for, then eventually gives up and leaves. So does Li'l Broomstick.
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!!No Clout
* A rising rapper calls Baku, who is apparently his great-uncle's eighth cousin's roommate.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' You can call me Yung Cash Register, a.k.a. ''Li'l Broomstick''.
-->'''Baku:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Li'l Bullshit.]]''
* "'''SWEAR TO YEEZY,''' '''''YOU AIN'T FUCKING AROUND ON MY IPHONE 5 BATTERY!'''''"
* A rising rapper calls Baku, who is apparently his great-uncle's eighth cousin's roommate.
-->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' You can call me Yung Cash Register, a.k.a. ''Li'l Broomstick''.
-->'''Baku:''' ''[[DeadpanSnarker Li'l Bullshit.]]''
* "'''SWEAR TO YEEZY,''' '''''YOU AIN'T FUCKING AROUND ON MY IPHONE 5 BATTERY!'''''"
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For a series riddled with RapidFireComedy and SurrealHumor from beginning to end with SensoryAbuse on top, it would've been bizarre to say that the ''Baku Series'' has ever missed with its jokes.
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!!Boneless Pizza
* Ladies and gentlemen, the MemeticMutation that started it all:
-->'''Baku:''' Lemme get, uhhh... '''BONELESS PIZZA, WITH A TWO-LITER OF COKE.'''
-->'''Schnitzel:''' ''Fuck'' kind of pizza?? ...and '''two-liter machine [B]roke''', we got one-liter though.
!!Bag of Chips
* Baku almost succeeds in getting his order... only for him to accidentally call Lois, who is genderflux, "ma'am" instead of "ze". RefugeInAudacity doesn't begin to describe his response.
-->'''Baku:''' '''BITCH.''' What is a "genderfuck"?
-->'''Baku:''' Look, can I get a bag of '''chips with that?'''
!!Chicken Biskit
-->'''Tobi:''' ''Dawg'', swear on your TIMBS, you're ''not'' fucking with me.
-->'''Baku:''' How about, I don't wear Timbs? I wear '''YEEZY'''.
!!Hella Bread
* Baku owes the United Bank of Money: ''Hella Bread''... [[AndNinetyNineCents and 17 cents.]]
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[[folder:Season 3]]
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[[folder:Season 4]]
!!Vegan Sandwich
* Baku describes his order as "LGBT without the BLT".
-->'''Katz:''' So you want a vegan sandwi―
-->'''[[SuddenlyShouting Baku:]]''' '''VEGAN!?'''
-->'''[[AudienceSurrogate Katz:]]''' Bruh, my ''ears.''
!!Egg Foo Young
* Tobi sending Baku to Kamui's Dimension, which is presented as the [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 PlayStation 2]] startup screen. Said segment only lasts for 26 seconds.
-->'''Baku:''' Yo, where's the exit?
-->'''Tobi:''' This is ''my'' world. You can't escape.
-->'''Baku:''' The fuckin' door is right here!
-->'''Tobi:''' ''What the fuck?''
-->'''Baku:''' Try that anime shit again, dumbass.
!!No License
* Baku's reason for speeding in a 25 MPH zone, clocking at 85.
-->'''Baku:''' I gotta keep it 100.
-->'''Police Fish:''' I can respect that. So you're driving out here with no license?
-->'''Baku:''' ''Look,'' [[IKnowMortalKombat I played]] [[VideoGame/GranTurismo Gran Turismo]].
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!!Moonrock
* Baku calls NASA for a trip to the moon for his Moonrock Yeezy Boost 350 display by putting it on top of a rock in the Moon.
-->'''Mandark:''' Look, you got Uber, you can download Lyft...
-->'''Baku:''' Lyft? Nah, we need to ''Lyft off''.
-->'''Mandark:''' How about you lift your fucking knuckles off the ground, bitch? Goddamn neander''tHaL''!
* After Baku monologues about said request:
-->'''Mandark:''' Do I look like Microsoft Word?
-->'''Baku:''' Yeah, you probably look like that damn [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftOfficeAssistant paper clip]].
!!The Lotto
* Bank Bill, of course, presenting the new Ultra 100 lottery in full hammy glory, openly stating his dedication to taking the jackpot of ''700 billion dollars'' for himself.
-->'''Baku:''' He implicatin' on TV!
-->'''Cameraman:''' Can't be on there talking that bull―
-->'''Bank Bill:''' ''Shut the hell up,'' I'm reading the script! I could give a FUCK about the manager, I'm trying to―
* ''[[RunningGag "Fuckass 7/11... Just give me the damn tickets."]]''
-->'''Snake:''' [[CallBack Movie tickets]], that's the only tickets you need to worry about!
-->'''Tobi:''' Movie tickets?!
-->'''Snake:''' Y'all want these tickets? Okay, [[{{WesternAnimation/Animaniacs}} Yakko and Wakko]], goddamn Warner Brothers ass bitches.
-->'''Baku:''' Warner Brothers?!
-->'''Snake:''' These lottery tickets ain't gonna fix that hairline, bucko.
-->'''Bank Bill:''' Hairline?!
!!Tesla Cybertruck
* The entire episode can be summarized as Sethical venting out what he and everyone else thinks about Elon Musk's Cybertruck, with Baku's dialogue consisting of a list of insults against its looks: from a trapezium to a {{Toys/Bionicle}} whip, from a ''VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077'' glitch mobile to a [[Franchise/TransformersGeneration1 Decepticon]], culminating in an iRobot-looking polygon that runs on Bitcoin and requires solving the quadratic formula to park it...
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[[folder:Season 1]]
!!Boneless Pizza
* Ladies and gentlemen, the MemeticMutation that started it all:
-->'''Baku:''' Lemme get, uhhh... '''BONELESS PIZZA, WITH A TWO-LITER OF COKE.'''
-->'''Schnitzel:''' ''Fuck'' kind of pizza?? ...and '''two-liter machine [B]roke''', we got one-liter though.
!!Bag of Chips
* Baku almost succeeds in getting his order... only for him to accidentally call Lois, who is genderflux, "ma'am" instead of "ze". RefugeInAudacity doesn't begin to describe his response.
-->'''Baku:''' '''BITCH.''' What is a "genderfuck"?
-->'''Baku:''' Look, can I get a bag of '''chips with that?'''
!!Chicken Biskit
-->'''Tobi:''' ''Dawg'', swear on your TIMBS, you're ''not'' fucking with me.
-->'''Baku:''' How about, I don't wear Timbs? I wear '''YEEZY'''.
!!Hella Bread
* Baku owes the United Bank of Money: ''Hella Bread''... [[AndNinetyNineCents and 17 cents.]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 3]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 4]]
!!Vegan Sandwich
* Baku describes his order as "LGBT without the BLT".
-->'''Katz:''' So you want a vegan sandwi―
-->'''[[SuddenlyShouting Baku:]]''' '''VEGAN!?'''
-->'''[[AudienceSurrogate Katz:]]''' Bruh, my ''ears.''
!!Egg Foo Young
* Tobi sending Baku to Kamui's Dimension, which is presented as the [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 PlayStation 2]] startup screen. Said segment only lasts for 26 seconds.
-->'''Baku:''' Yo, where's the exit?
-->'''Tobi:''' This is ''my'' world. You can't escape.
-->'''Baku:''' The fuckin' door is right here!
-->'''Tobi:''' ''What the fuck?''
-->'''Baku:''' Try that anime shit again, dumbass.
!!No License
* Baku's reason for speeding in a 25 MPH zone, clocking at 85.
-->'''Baku:''' I gotta keep it 100.
-->'''Police Fish:''' I can respect that. So you're driving out here with no license?
-->'''Baku:''' ''Look,'' [[IKnowMortalKombat I played]] [[VideoGame/GranTurismo Gran Turismo]].
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[[folder:Season 5]]
!!Moonrock
* Baku calls NASA for a trip to the moon for his Moonrock Yeezy Boost 350 display by putting it on top of a rock in the Moon.
-->'''Mandark:''' Look, you got Uber, you can download Lyft...
-->'''Baku:''' Lyft? Nah, we need to ''Lyft off''.
-->'''Mandark:''' How about you lift your fucking knuckles off the ground, bitch? Goddamn neander''tHaL''!
* After Baku monologues about said request:
-->'''Mandark:''' Do I look like Microsoft Word?
-->'''Baku:''' Yeah, you probably look like that damn [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftOfficeAssistant paper clip]].
!!The Lotto
* Bank Bill, of course, presenting the new Ultra 100 lottery in full hammy glory, openly stating his dedication to taking the jackpot of ''700 billion dollars'' for himself.
-->'''Baku:''' He implicatin' on TV!
-->'''Cameraman:''' Can't be on there talking that bull―
-->'''Bank Bill:''' ''Shut the hell up,'' I'm reading the script! I could give a FUCK about the manager, I'm trying to―
* ''[[RunningGag "Fuckass 7/11... Just give me the damn tickets."]]''
-->'''Snake:''' [[CallBack Movie tickets]], that's the only tickets you need to worry about!
-->'''Tobi:''' Movie tickets?!
-->'''Snake:''' Y'all want these tickets? Okay, [[{{WesternAnimation/Animaniacs}} Yakko and Wakko]], goddamn Warner Brothers ass bitches.
-->'''Baku:''' Warner Brothers?!
-->'''Snake:''' These lottery tickets ain't gonna fix that hairline, bucko.
-->'''Bank Bill:''' Hairline?!
!!Tesla Cybertruck
* The entire episode can be summarized as Sethical venting out what he and everyone else thinks about Elon Musk's Cybertruck, with Baku's dialogue consisting of a list of insults against its looks: from a trapezium to a {{Toys/Bionicle}} whip, from a ''VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077'' glitch mobile to a [[Franchise/TransformersGeneration1 Decepticon]], culminating in an iRobot-looking polygon that runs on Bitcoin and requires solving the quadratic formula to park it...
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