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* Interacting with the C.O.P.S. before saving Sybil results in her cutting them after when they try to talk.
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* Interacting with the C.O.P.S. before saving Sybil results in her cutting them after off when they try to talk.
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* The episode opens up in an abandoned subway where Sam is reminded about [[BrickJoke Mr. Featherly being in his inventory]] before letting him go. Somewhere in between, Mr. Featherly laid an egg within Sam's inventory. Even Sam states not to question how.
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* The Midtown Cowboys has you doing product placement for some alcohol, but you can replace it with other items. Replace the booze with the bottle water, and Mr. Featherly is [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe absolutely baffled over the performance]] as he still performs like he is addicted but is clearly annoyed to the point that at the end, he calls the take ridiculous.
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* The Midtown Cowboys has you doing product placement for some alcohol, but you can replace it with other items. Replace the booze with the bottle of water, and Mr. Featherly is [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe absolutely baffled over the performance]] as he still performs like he is addicted but is clearly annoyed to the point that at the end, he calls the take ridiculous.
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* When Sam and Max come back from the dead as zombies, they're initially standing in the classic "arms outstretched in front of them" pose. However, after they realize they've become zombies, Max [[LampshadeHanging questions why they're standing like that]]; Sam admits that he thought Max knew, and they both immediately return to their normal gait.
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-->'''Sam:''' Call it canine intuition, but I think our mole discovered something about these teddy bears he shouldn't have! We've got to find him and get to the bottom of this!
'''Lovey Bear:''' You're lucky this mask doesn't have earholes, or I might have heard that secret conversation you just had right in front of me.
'''Lovey Bear:''' You're lucky this mask doesn't have earholes, or I might have heard that secret conversation you just had right in front of me.
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-->'''Sam:''' Call it canine intuition, but I think our mole discovered something about these teddy bears he shouldn't have! We've got to find him and get to the bottom of this!
this!\\
'''Lovey Bear:''' You're lucky this mask doesn't have earholes, or I might have heard that secret conversation you just had right in front of me.\\
'''Lovey Bear:''' You're lucky this mask doesn't have earholes, or I might have heard that secret conversation you just had right in front of me.\\
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* In another conversation with Lovey Bear, Sam and Max discuss the case heedless of their audience.
-->'''Sam:''' Call it canine intuition, but I think our mole discovered something about these teddy bears he shouldn't have! We've got to find him and get to the bottom of this!
'''Lovey Bear:''' You're lucky this mask doesn't have earholes, or I might have heard that secret conversation you just had right in front of me.
'''Max:''' What? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
-->'''Sam:''' Call it canine intuition, but I think our mole discovered something about these teddy bears he shouldn't have! We've got to find him and get to the bottom of this!
'''Lovey Bear:''' You're lucky this mask doesn't have earholes, or I might have heard that secret conversation you just had right in front of me.
'''Max:''' What? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
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--> '''Whizzer:''' Aw, come on. It's a free country!\\
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--> '''Sam:''' It looks like he's got Boston Baked Beans in there this month.\\
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--> '''Sam''': That may be the '''least''' relaxing sign I ever seen.\\
'''Max''': What about that one outside the barber shop that says "[[FalseReassurance Low Fatality Rate]]"?\\
'''Sam''': I stand corrected.
'''Max''': What about that one outside the barber shop that says "[[FalseReassurance Low Fatality Rate]]"?\\
'''Sam''': I stand corrected.
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--> '''Bosco''': Remember, we never had this conversation.\\
'''Max''': What conversation?\\
'''Bosco''': The conversation we just had.\\
'''Sam''': No, he was pretending to not know about the conversation.\\
'''Bosco''': What conversation?\\
'''Max''': Oh, brother!
'''Max''': What conversation?\\
'''Bosco''': The conversation we just had.\\
'''Sam''': No, he was pretending to not know about the conversation.\\
'''Bosco''': What conversation?\\
'''Max''': Oh, brother!
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--> '''Sam''': Do you have any... weapons of mass destruction?\\
'''Bosco''': Who's asking?
'''Bosco''': Who's asking?
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--> '''Sam''': Can you believe we get paid to do this?\\
'''Max''': ''[sniff]'' I love this country.
'''Max''': ''[sniff]'' I love this country.
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--> '''Max''': This is your first and final warning! Pull over, or die!
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--> '''Sam''': Your taillight's busted.\\
'''Driver''': But ''you're'' the ones who broke it!\\
'''Max''': Your point being?
'''Driver''': But ''you're'' the ones who broke it!\\
'''Max''': Your point being?
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--> '''Sam''': According to our homemade radar gun, you were just exceeding the speed of light.\\
'''Driver''': That's not physically possible.\\
'''Max''': Oh, would you like me to ''demonstrate'' what's physically possible?
'''Driver''': That's not physically possible.\\
'''Max''': Oh, would you like me to ''demonstrate'' what's physically possible?
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--> '''Max''': We're booking your sorry hide for indecent exposure!\\
'''Driver''': What are you talking about?! I'm fully clothed!\\
'''Max''': Except your face. Get a veil, please!\\
'''Sam''': Let's go, Max. Having that face is punishment enough.
'''Driver''': What are you talking about?! I'm fully clothed!\\
'''Max''': Except your face. Get a veil, please!\\
'''Sam''': Let's go, Max. Having that face is punishment enough.
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--> '''Bosco''': Call the CIA, call Interpol, call Mickey Rooney!\\
'''Sam''': ''(Hypnotized)'' Must...deliver...(''breaks for a second'') Mickey Rooney?? (''resumes'')...videos...\\
'''Bosco''': AHHHHHH!
'''Sam''': ''(Hypnotized)'' Must...deliver...(''breaks for a second'') Mickey Rooney?? (''resumes'')...videos...\\
'''Bosco''': AHHHHHH!
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--> '''Whizzer''': Somersaulting Democrats in a crate of sauerkraut!\\
'''Peepers''': Patience is a sharp razor to swallow!\\
'''Specs''': [[CatchPhrase You crack me up, little buddy!]]\\
'''Sam''': [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat Who's]] '''''[[DoIReallySoundLikeThat that]]''''' [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat supposed to be?]]
'''Peepers''': Patience is a sharp razor to swallow!\\
'''Specs''': [[CatchPhrase You crack me up, little buddy!]]\\
'''Sam''': [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat Who's]] '''''[[DoIReallySoundLikeThat that]]''''' [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat supposed to be?]]
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--> '''Sam''': Idiot! What demonic force possessed you to do that?\\
'''Max''': The demonic force called acting, Sam. You should try it some time.\\
'''Sam''': Good thing I had my anti-hypnosis helmet built into my hat, or I'd have one too many holes in the head.
'''Max''': The demonic force called acting, Sam. You should try it some time.\\
'''Sam''': Good thing I had my anti-hypnosis helmet built into my hat, or I'd have one too many holes in the head.
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--> '''Mr. Featherly''': Open up in there! I know you're hiding a cow!
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--> '''Mr. Featherly''': Alright! I know you're hiding a- oh for pity's sake! This is never going to work if you're not even going to hide the cow!\\
'''Director''': Cut!\\
'''Mr. Featherly''': Amateurs!
'''Director''': Cut!\\
'''Mr. Featherly''': Amateurs!
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'''Mr.
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--> '''Mr. Featherly''': Cut!\\
'''Director''': Don't say cut. [[HeyThatsMyLine That's my job]].
'''Director''': Don't say cut. [[HeyThatsMyLine That's my job]].
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--> '''Myra''': Anecdotes about other celebrities, even ones as dubious as you two, are always welcome!\\
'''Max''': Well, I was battering this purse-snatcher with a broken parking meter and screaming "Die! Why won't you die?!" and Sam said, "You crack me up, little buddy!"\\
'''Myra''': ...The point being?\\
'''Max''': I crack Sam up!
'''Max''': Well, I was battering this purse-snatcher with a broken parking meter and screaming "Die! Why won't you die?!" and Sam said, "You crack me up, little buddy!"\\
'''Myra''': ...The point being?\\
'''Max''': I crack Sam up!
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--> '''Max''': Sam, it's me. Open the window! I'm trapped on the ledge again!\\
'''Max''': Sam, come on! I have to pee! And the PTA is here, and they're carrying signs!\\
'''Max''': Hey, Sam, it's me again. I found a way to solve all three of my problems at once! But I'm gonna be needing bail.
'''Max''': Sam, come on! I have to pee! And the PTA is here, and they're carrying signs!\\
'''Max''': Hey, Sam, it's me again. I found a way to solve all three of my problems at once! But I'm gonna be needing bail.
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--> '''Sam''': It looks like candy, but I'm pretty sure it's fish tank gravel again.\\
'''Max''': I've had worse.
'''Max''': I've had worse.
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-->'''Bosco''': (As a British gentleman) Pip pip! Honey Nut Cheerio.
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--> '''Sam''': Hands in the air Bosco! You're coming with us!\\
'''Bosco''': Good heavens! What is the meaning of this?!\\
'''Max''': We're taking you in for masquerading as a man of class and distinction!\\
'''Bosco''': What the devil? Surely you jest?\\
'''Sam''': Yes, surely we do. On the bright side, you can add the police to your long list of paranoia-induced nightmare subjects.\\
'''Bosco''': Mmmmm-Pshaw! Piffle! Pish-posh!
'''Bosco''': Good heavens! What is the meaning of this?!\\
'''Max''': We're taking you in for masquerading as a man of class and distinction!\\
'''Bosco''': What the devil? Surely you jest?\\
'''Sam''': Yes, surely we do. On the bright side, you can add the police to your long list of paranoia-induced nightmare subjects.\\
'''Bosco''': Mmmmm-Pshaw! Piffle! Pish-posh!
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--> '''Sam''': Do you have any...[[SchmuckBait ketchup?]]\\
'''Bosco''': Nope - oh, wait!\\
'''Max''': Got you!\\
'''Bosco''': Blast! Drat! Dash it all!
'''Bosco''': Nope - oh, wait!\\
'''Max''': Got you!\\
'''Bosco''': Blast! Drat! Dash it all!
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--> '''Hugh''': (''looks at Max for a few seconds, then gasps'') Oh my! [[AMindIsATerribleThingToRead That's unspeakably depraved]]!\\
'''Max''': Yeah, you got it! Wow, you're amazing.
'''Max''': Yeah, you got it! Wow, you're amazing.
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--> '''Sam''': And with the magic of TV cooking show time... (''looks at the casserole he made'') Ta-da! You've successfully perverted the laws of God and man.
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--> '''Sam''': (''while shaking a spice shaker into the pot'') Can we say enough good things about roofing tile shards?
--> '''Max''': Obviously, we can't!
--> '''Max''': Obviously, we can't!
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--> '''Max''':
'''Max:''' Obviously, we can't!
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--> '''Max''': Hey Sam, can I-\\
'''Sam''': No.
'''Sam''': No.
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--> '''Sam''': What do we do now?\\
'''Max''': Make food?\\
'''Sam''': Brilliant!
'''Max''': Make food?\\
'''Sam''': Brilliant!
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--> Ted E. Bear's is oodles of fun\\
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--> '''Sam''': Hmmm. Are those-? Yep. They've resorted to filling the candy machine with antidepressants.\\
'''Max''': How depressing.
'''Max''': How depressing.
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--> '''Bosco''': He's got a gun, and he doesn't know how to use it!
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--> '''Ted E. Bear/Harry:''' The code phrase! Idiot! These guys are Freelance Police! Apparently, they still haven't figured out that I've switched sides!\\
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--> '''Sam:''' I hear you have a "mole problem"?\\
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--> '''Max''': Pull over! (''beat'') Oh wait, I forgot we were the ones being chased. Never mind!
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--> '''Bug''': '''I. Am. Reborn. I will FEAST on your entrails, and DEVOUR your soul!'''\\
'''Max''': (''giggles like a schoolgirl'')\\
'''Sam''': You know, Max, sneaking the Bug into that exorcism was an uncharacteristic stroke of genius.\\
'''Max''': Demonic possession is the gift that keeps on giving!
'''Max''': (''giggles like a schoolgirl'')\\
'''Sam''': You know, Max, sneaking the Bug into that exorcism was an uncharacteristic stroke of genius.\\
'''Max''': Demonic possession is the gift that keeps on giving!
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'''Sam''':
'''Sam:''' You know, Max, sneaking the Bug into that exorcism was an uncharacteristic stroke of genius.\\
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--> '''Max''': So what did they say?\\
'''Sam''': The toppings cost extra, and they're all out of entrails.
'''Sam''': The toppings cost extra, and they're all out of entrails.
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--> '''Agent Superball''': I asked you not to call me at work again, dear.
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--> '''Lincoln:''' You think you can take me, punk!? I will knock your ''[bleep]'' so far up your ''[bleep]'' you'll be ''[bleep]'' for a week!\\
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--> '''Sybil:''' Is this Mr. Cthulhu calling again? (''...'') Look, I already explained to you, our clients are looking for someone younger! Now please stop calling me!
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--> '''Superball:''' Please step away from the door, sir. Yes, that is all I say.
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--> '''Hugh Bliss:''' The Magic and illusion of wonder is a dream of your imagination! And I know you're listening Sam and Max.\\
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-->'''President:''' Well, don't that beat all? Chuckles, check this out! When you fold the dollar bill this way, it looks like [[ToiletHumor he's pootin']]!
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-->'''Chuckles:''' Put that down, Mr. President! Don't make me get a hose!
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--> '''Sam''': (''silence'')
--> '''Max''': Were you going to ask me something, Sam?
--> '''Sam''': [[YouDoNotWantToKnow I was, but then I decided that I'd rather not know.]]
--> '''Max''': Were you going to ask me something, Sam?
--> '''Sam''': [[YouDoNotWantToKnow I was, but then I decided that I'd rather not know.]]
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--> '''Max''':
'''Max:''' Were you going to ask me something,
--> '''Sam''':
'''Sam:''' [[YouDoNotWantToKnow I was, but then I decided that I'd rather not know.]]
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--> '''Max''': This is the second most entertaining hypnotic trance I've ever seen.\\
'''Sam''': What's the first?\\
'''Max''': Watermelon.\\
'''Sam''': [[HypnoFool Buck-cluuck!]]
'''Sam''': What's the first?\\
'''Max''': Watermelon.\\
'''Sam''': [[HypnoFool Buck-cluuck!]]
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--> '''Sam''': Were they walking around, examining everything, and engaging everyone in pointless conversations?\\
'''President''': Those are the ones!\\
'''Max''': Those accursed clones! When will their devilish mimicry end?
'''President''': Those are the ones!\\
'''Max''': Those accursed clones! When will their devilish mimicry end?
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--> '''Sam''': "Prepare to die, capitalist oppressor! Men, launch the dragoons! Our victory is at hand! Aim destructo-beam at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Fire on my mark. 3...2..."\\
'''Whizzer''': Wait! I heard that! That's not what I said at all!\\
'''Sam''': [[BlatantLies I must have misheard that.]]
'''Whizzer''': Wait! I heard that! That's not what I said at all!\\
'''Sam''': [[BlatantLies I must have misheard that.]]
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--> '''Sam''': [[HoYay "Don't you realize that I have always loved you?"]]
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--> '''Max''': This election reminds me of a droll story. It seems Chester A. Arthur and the Pope were kayaking down the Amazon one day. Suddenly a tiny Candiru fish swims up the Pope's ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored)]]'' and lodges itself in his ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored)]]''. Arthur grabs the Pope's ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored)]]'' pliers and ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored)]]'' swelled up like a melon. And the Pope says, "Thanks! Last time that happened, [=McKinley=] wanted to ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored three times)]]''!" ''({{beat}})'' No wait! Wait! Wait, I think I told it wrong.
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--> '''President''': Aw, you do ''not'' wanna go there, son! Place smells like a mausoleum in winter. But if you really wanna see it, it's down the hall to your right. (''Whizzer darts away'')\\
'''Max''': Sam, did you just make an innocent person defile one of the most famous rooms in U.S. history? (''Whizzer returns, relieved'')\\
'''Sam''': Apparently, I did.
'''Max''': Sam, did you just make an innocent person defile one of the most famous rooms in U.S. history? (''Whizzer returns, relieved'')\\
'''Sam''': Apparently, I did.
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'''Max''':
'''Max:''' Sam, did you just make an innocent person defile one of the most famous rooms in U.S. history?
'''Sam''':
'''Sam:''' Apparently, I did.
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'''Sam''': Better pull up a chair, little buddy.
'''Sam''': Better pull up a chair, little buddy.
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--> '''Max''': Attention, Bosco shoppers, cleanup on aisle ''everything''.
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--> '''Sam''': Novelty gumballs. Shaped just like the real thing, but made of inedible plastic.\\
'''Max''': Fool your friends, annoy your grandparents!
'''Max''': Fool your friends, annoy your grandparents!
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--> '''Sam''': What does this Internet doohickey have to do with being an elf?\\
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'''Max''': I didn't think it was possible, but he's actually ''less'' creepy as the elf.\\
'''Bosco''': '''''Half'''''-elf, foo'![[note]]Changed to "troll" in the remaster[[/note]]
'''Bosco''': '''''Half'''''-elf, foo'![[note]]Changed to "troll" in the remaster[[/note]]
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--> '''Sam''': Do you have any... self-respect?\\
'''Bosco''': Nay!\\
'''Max''': Ha ha! Tricked you!\\
'''Bosco''': (''in his regular voice'') No, I understood the question. I understood it ''all too well''.\\
'''Sam''': You sure know how to suck the fun out of everything, Bosco.
'''Bosco''': Nay!\\
'''Max''': Ha ha! Tricked you!\\
'''Bosco''': (''in his regular voice'') No, I understood the question. I understood it ''all too well''.\\
'''Sam''': You sure know how to suck the fun out of everything, Bosco.
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--> '''Max''': A gang of about five dentists came through here the other night, and four of them just started beating the hell out of it!\\
'''Sam''': What did the fifth one do?\\
'''Max''': He just kept sobbing and saying "Why can't we all just get along?".
'''Sam''': What did the fifth one do?\\
'''Max''': He just kept sobbing and saying "Why can't we all just get along?".
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--> '''Sam:''' So, you just sit around and make each other feel better about yourselves?\\
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--> '''Sam:''' [[Film/Scarface1983 Say hello to my little friend!]] ''[puts the bug on Bob]''\\
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--> '''Parser:''' Taken.\\
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'''Bosco:''' ''(dressed as '''''his mother''''')'' Didn't I tell you boys not to track mud in the store? I just vacuumed!\\
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'''Bosco:''' ''(dressed ''[dressed as '''''his mother''''')'' mother''''']'' Didn't I tell you boys not to track mud in the store? I just vacuumed!\\
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--> ''Episode 1 Reference''\\
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--> '''Max:''' ''*pitiful, frustrated groan*''
--> '''Sam:''' Hey, I was on a roll!
--> '''Sam:''' Hey, I was on a roll!
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'''Sam:''' Hey, I was on a roll!
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--> '''Sam:''' Knowing you, Bosco, it's entirely reasonable, but how much for the earthquake maker?\\
'''Bosco:''' (''without his falsetto'') A hundred trillion dollars.\\
'''Bosco:''' (''without his falsetto'') A hundred trillion dollars.\\
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'''Bosco:'''
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--> '''Bosco''': Look, man, all I know is, I keep making up the most ''ridiculous price'' I can think of, and ''[[AdamSmithHatesYourGuts you keep payin' it]]''! So I ask you, ''who's'' the foo'?[[note]]Changed to "Who's the crazy one?" in the remaster[[/note]]\\
'''Sam''': Well, with a sales pitch like that, how could we ''not'' buy it?\\
'''Bosco:''' (''back in the falsetto'') Remember: no earthquakes in the house!
'''Sam''': Well, with a sales pitch like that, how could we ''not'' buy it?\\
'''Bosco:''' (''back in the falsetto'') Remember: no earthquakes in the house!
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'''Bosco:'''
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--> '''Sybil''': [[RoyalWe We]] have become the queen of Canada!\\
'''Max''': I thought Music/{{Rush|Band}} was the Music/{{Queen|Band}} of Canada.
'''Max''': I thought Music/{{Rush|Band}} was the Music/{{Queen|Band}} of Canada.
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--> '''Max''': My magic 8-ball '''told''' me to bring my anti-bacterial soap today! '''WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN?!?'''
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--> '''Sam''': I saw what you did. Keep the payments coming, and nobody has to know. Love you too, Mom.
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--> '''Sam''': Hello, Wanda? Sell! Sell!\\
'''Max''': I didn't know you had a stockbroker.\\
'''Sam''': That's the Sunflower Scout troop I'm sponsoring. Little loafers don't understand the gravity of cookie season.
'''Max''': I didn't know you had a stockbroker.\\
'''Sam''': That's the Sunflower Scout troop I'm sponsoring. Little loafers don't understand the gravity of cookie season.
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-->'''Max''': Claw out my eyes Sam! I can't stand to look at it!\\
'''Sam''': Not if I claw out my own eyes first, little buddy.\\
'''Bosco''': I'M NOT WEARING A DISGUISE.
'''Sam''': Not if I claw out my own eyes first, little buddy.\\
'''Bosco''': I'M NOT WEARING A DISGUISE.
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-->'''Bosco''': Hey guys, does my package sound like it's ticking to you?\\
'''Max''': Not your best pick up line.\\
'''Bosco''': I think my package is the bomb!\\
'''Max''': Now THAT'S a pick up line!
'''Max''': Not your best pick up line.\\
'''Bosco''': I think my package is the bomb!\\
'''Max''': Now THAT'S a pick up line!
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-->'''Max''': That's just paranoid.\\
'''Bosco''': Technically, [[FunWithAcronyms yes it is.]]
'''Bosco''': Technically, [[FunWithAcronyms yes it is.]]
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-->'''Sam''': Do you have any-\\
'''Bosco''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting NO! THIS AIN'T A STORE!]]'''''\\
'''Sam''': It's not?\\
'''Bosco''': '''''NO!'''''\\
'''Sam''': Oh, why didn't ya say so?\\
'''Bosco''': '''''AHHH!'''''\\
'''Max''': A trillion dollars worth of detection equipment, and he still didn't see that coming from a mile away.
'''Bosco''': '''''[[SuddenlyShouting NO! THIS AIN'T A STORE!]]'''''\\
'''Sam''': It's not?\\
'''Bosco''': '''''NO!'''''\\
'''Sam''': Oh, why didn't ya say so?\\
'''Bosco''': '''''AHHH!'''''\\
'''Max''': A trillion dollars worth of detection equipment, and he still didn't see that coming from a mile away.
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-->'''Max''': Ho! Ho! Ho..hhh My GOD I'M ON FIRE!!
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--> '''Sam:''' Seriously, you're under arrest! We're police!\\
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--> '''Sam:''' Say Max, do you think we should have driven off before they loaded all the presents? \\
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'''Sunken Moai Head:''' (muffled) Yeah! I love Glenn Miller!\\
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'''Sunken Moai Head:''' (muffled) ''[muffled]'' Yeah! I love Glenn Miller!\\
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-->'''Sam''': How'd you get those DNA Samples?\\
'''Momma Bosco''': [[InnocentInnuendo Isn't it obvious?]]\\
''(Sam and Max stare at the camera)''\\
'''Momma Bosco''': Saliva, fools!
'''Momma Bosco''': [[InnocentInnuendo Isn't it obvious?]]\\
''(Sam and Max stare at the camera)''\\
'''Momma Bosco''': Saliva, fools!
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'''Momma
'''Momma
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-->'''Bosco''': They're just waiting to probe us and turn us all into freakish animal/human hybrids!\\
'''Max''': Bosco! Sam is standing right here!
'''Max''': Bosco! Sam is standing right here!
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-->'''Sam''': Max is belligerent, recalcitrant, and quite possibly psychotic!\\
'''Momma Bosco''': So you're jealous, is that is? Want to keep him all to yourself?\\
'''Max''' (smiling): I never knew you felt this way, Sam.\\
'''Time Elevator''': Temporal anomaly detec-\\
'''Sam''': Shut up! It's not like that!
'''Momma Bosco''': So you're jealous, is that is? Want to keep him all to yourself?\\
'''Max''' (smiling): I never knew you felt this way, Sam.\\
'''Time Elevator''': Temporal anomaly detec-\\
'''Sam''': Shut up! It's not like that!
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'''Momma
'''Time
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-->'''Max''': You... JERKS!\\
'''Sam''': You made us go through the last year and a half all over again!
'''Sam''': You made us go through the last year and a half all over again!
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-->'''Sam''': Max, distract Stinky for me. ''(Starts unscrewing the display case)''\\
'''Max''': Oh my God! Look Stinky!\\
'''Stinky''': Ahh! What, what!?\\
'''Max''': Somebody's trying to break into your display case!\\
'''Stinky''': Ahhh.\\
'''Sam''': Real smooth, Little buddy...
'''Max''': Oh my God! Look Stinky!\\
'''Stinky''': Ahh! What, what!?\\
'''Max''': Somebody's trying to break into your display case!\\
'''Stinky''': Ahhh.\\
'''Sam''': Real smooth, Little buddy...
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'''Max''':
'''Max:''' Oh my God! Look Stinky!\\
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-->'''Sam''': Do you have any-\\
'''Bosco''': Boy, I am standing buck naked on an empty stage thousands of miles below the surface of the earth. Does it LOOK like I have anything?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Sam''': Do you have any [[VideoGame/ManiacMansion chainsaw gasoline?]]\\
'''Bosco''': I really am in hell.
'''Bosco''': Boy, I am standing buck naked on an empty stage thousands of miles below the surface of the earth. Does it LOOK like I have anything?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Sam''': Do you have any [[VideoGame/ManiacMansion chainsaw gasoline?]]\\
'''Bosco''': I really am in hell.
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'''Sam''':
'''Sam:''' Do you have any [[VideoGame/ManiacMansion chainsaw gasoline?]]\\
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'''Sam:''' ''(Speaking over Max)'' In the buff! In his birthday suit!\\
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'''Sam:''' ''(Speaking ''[Speaking over Max)'' Max]'' In the buff! In his birthday suit!\\
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-->'''Sam''': Distract Hugh Bliss for me!\\
'''Max''': Oh dear, I seem to be ''completely naked''.\\
'''Hugh Bliss''': ''(Sounding [[AmbiguouslyGay entirely OK with this]])'' Oh ''dear!''\\
'''Max''': I hope I don't have to ''bend over provocatively'' and-\\
'''Sam''': [[NoJustNoReaction That's enough Max]].
'''Max''': Oh dear, I seem to be ''completely naked''.\\
'''Hugh Bliss''': ''(Sounding [[AmbiguouslyGay entirely OK with this]])'' Oh ''dear!''\\
'''Max''': I hope I don't have to ''bend over provocatively'' and-\\
'''Sam''': [[NoJustNoReaction That's enough Max]].
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--->'''Sam''': ...Conga line! Who's with me?\\
'''Max''': ''(beat) (raises hand)'' ...I am!
'''Max''': ''(beat) (raises hand)'' ...I am!
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--> '''Sam''': Have a holly, jolly, eternal damnation!
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--> '''Sam:''' ''(looks at Max, then back at Harry)'' Yeah, that's what you'd think, at first.
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-->'''Sam''': Max, what's our situation?\\
'''Max''': Peepers is making the move on Sybil. She's totally into it.\\
'''Sam''': Just wanted to make sure [[CallBack my dementia]] hasn't kicked in early.
'''Max''': Peepers is making the move on Sybil. She's totally into it.\\
'''Sam''': Just wanted to make sure [[CallBack my dementia]] hasn't kicked in early.
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'''Sam:''' ''(Annoyed, he adjusts his tie)'' ...Well, I never!
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'''Sam:''' ''(Annoyed, ''[Annoyed, he adjusts his tie)'' ...tie]'' ...Well, I never!
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* While Bosco is a cow, his name is read as "Boscow".
* Sometimes, Bosco will actually moo while he is a cow. Amusing enough, but sometimes, Sam will respond to it.
-->'''Bosco:''' Moo.\\
'''Sam:''' What did you just say?\\
'''Bosco:''' Moo, foo'! [[note]]Changed to just "Moo!" in the remaster.[[/note]]
* Sometimes, Bosco will actually moo while he is a cow. Amusing enough, but sometimes, Sam will respond to it.
-->'''Bosco:''' Moo.\\
'''Sam:''' What did you just say?\\
'''Bosco:''' Moo, foo'! [[note]]Changed to just "Moo!" in the remaster.[[/note]]
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* The Midtown Cowboys has you doing product placement for some alcohol, but you can replace it with other items. Replace the booze with the bottle water, and Mr. Featherly is [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe absolutely baffled over the performance]] as he still performs like he is addicted but is clearly annoyed to the point that at the end, he calls the take ridiculous.