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** The ''menu''. [[MostAnnoyingSound *KLING* *DZZZT*]] [[SensoryAbuse *KLANG*]] every time a button is moused over. STAR_ can hear it all the way from ''Jerma's'' mic.
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** The ''menu''. [[MostAnnoyingSound [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound *KLING* *DZZZT*]] [[SensoryAbuse *KLANG*]] every time a button is moused over. STAR_ can hear it all the way from ''Jerma's'' mic.
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-->'''Ma3la''': And Boo is in the call!
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-->'''Ma3la''': I picked up the wrong sack! Apparently red sacks are bad for you. Who knew?
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-->'''Ma3la''': *Small wheeze* D-Do you want me to answer that?
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-->'''Ma3la''': Have you heard Gaben told me it's called the Loch N' Load because he'd probably use it?
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-->'''Ma3la''': *Chuckling* 'Cause I had- It was a school project thing, okay?
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*** The story somewhat goes like this: The kids are playing under a rhino with a giant plastic dick, and then they started to throw dirt at eachother, smacking eachother in the face with a plastic shovel, punching eachother in the face, and then an old lady sprant over with her stroller that has a baby inside, starts yelling at Ma3la to take control of his kids, even though they aren't his.
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*** The story somewhat goes like this: The kids are playing under a rhino with a giant plastic dick, and then they started to throw dirt at eachother, smacking eachother in the face with a plastic shovel, punching eachother in the face, and then an old lady sprant over with her stroller that has a baby inside, starts yelling at Ma3la [=Ma3laa=] to take control of his kids, even though they aren't his.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcTZEQ5mH0U Weapons of Mass Destruction]] has ''several'', as Ma3la and STAR_ try out tinkering with the weapon settings through mods, resulting in:
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcTZEQ5mH0U Weapons of Mass Destruction]] has ''several'', as Ma3la [=Ma3laa=] and STAR_ try out tinkering with the weapon settings through mods, resulting in:
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-->'''Ma3la:''' Oh god, I have like 4 FPS
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** While Makoto starts trying to confess her love for him, STAR overhears a mic and thinks Jerma has returned. Instead it turns out to be Ma3la, who is very confused about what's going on.
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** While Makoto starts trying to confess her love for him, STAR overhears a mic and thinks Jerma has returned. Instead it turns out to be Ma3la, [=Ma3laa=], who is very confused about what's going on.
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** "Y'know, dont... say... s-swears..." ''(barely 10 seconds later)'' "How the ''[[HypocriticalHumor fuck]]'' did you do that?"
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** Jerma trying to get revenge as a Huntsman Sniper.
--> '''Jerma:''' Hey STAR_, watch your head! ''([[EpicFail his arrow misses by a hair's breadth]])'' FUCK!
--> '''STAR_:''' Hey, Jerma. ''(blows him up)'' [[BondOneLiner Watch, you're dead.]]
--> '''Jerma:''' Hey STAR_, watch your head! ''([[EpicFail his arrow misses by a hair's breadth]])'' FUCK!
--> '''STAR_:''' Hey, Jerma. ''(blows him up)'' [[BondOneLiner Watch, you're dead.]]
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-->'''STAR_''': [[GenreSavvy I already see where this is going]]. How could this not be where this is going? I'm gonna entertain the idea and go wake her up, sure, but I gotta tell ya, I didn't come all the way from Sweden to, you know...
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-->'''STAR_''': [[GenreSavvy I already see where this is going]].going. How could this not be where this is going? I'm gonna entertain the idea and go wake her up, sure, but I gotta tell ya, I didn't come all the way from Sweden to, you know...
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--> '''STAR_:''' "To be one generation ahead of you plebs"
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--> '''STAR_:''' "To be one generation ahead of you plebs"plebs"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrrnUF406I4 TF2: Ask Nicely for Kritz]], in which Ster teams up with Jerma and decides to let him know when to use the Kritzkrieg... by ''screaming at the top of his lungs.''
** The first time Star screams, Jerma is so caught off guard that he snorts while laughing, then clarifies that he doesn't usually do that. Star proceeds to repeat the phrase for hilarity.
** Jerma comparing Star's screaming to the Judge from Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit. Complete with edited in shot from said film.
** Immediately after that, Star says he heard one of his neighbors come out of their apartment because '''they heard him scream.'''
** Eventually, Jerma is reduced to BEGGING Star to ask for kritz normally.
-->'''Jerma''': Please, just-just say, 'Jerma, I would like for you to give me the kritzkrieg now, please.'
-->'''Star''': [[ExactWords Okay.]] *At the top of his lungs* '''JERMA THE CRITS! JERMA!'''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrrnUF406I4 TF2: Ask Nicely for Kritz]], in which Ster teams up with Jerma and decides to let him know when to use the Kritzkrieg... by ''screaming at the top of his lungs.''
** The first time Star screams, Jerma is so caught off guard that he snorts while laughing, then clarifies that he doesn't usually do that. Star proceeds to repeat the phrase for hilarity.
** Jerma comparing Star's screaming to the Judge from Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit. Complete with edited in shot from said film.
** Immediately after that, Star says he heard one of his neighbors come out of their apartment because '''they heard him scream.'''
** Eventually, Jerma is reduced to BEGGING Star to ask for kritz normally.
-->'''Jerma''': Please, just-just say, 'Jerma, I would like for you to give me the kritzkrieg now, please.'
-->'''Star''': [[ExactWords Okay.]] *At the top of his lungs* '''JERMA THE CRITS! JERMA!'''
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** The [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment random]] cut to ''{{Storage Wars}}'', where Barry gets reminded to watch the profanity, only with Jerma's face imposed over Barry's head.
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** The [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment random]] cut to ''{{Storage Wars}}'', ''Series/StorageWars'', where Barry gets reminded to watch the profanity, only with Jerma's face imposed over Barry's head.
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-->'''Star_''': See, it's okay for trucks to go through [this arch]. The sign says "truck", so it's okay.
-->'''[=TrukTruk=]''': *chuckling* That's good.
-->'''[=TrukTruk=]''': *chuckling* That's good.
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-->'''Star_''': See, it's okay for trucks to go through [this arch]. The sign says "truck", so it's okay.
-->'''[=TrukTruk=]''':okay.\\
'''[=TrukTruk=]''': *chuckling* That's good.
-->'''[=TrukTruk=]''':
'''[=TrukTruk=]''': *chuckling* That's good.
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** One of STAR_'s false names (during the airblast into Sentry clip) is "[[WordSaladTitle Awkward Gassy Burrito Night Sex]]".
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** One of the names of STAR_'s false names teammates (during the airblast into Sentry clip) is "[[WordSaladTitle Awkward Gassy Burrito Night Sex]]".
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V90vdClMs3U Basically, Jackie Chan]]. After beating the old [=PS1=] game ''Jackie Chan: Stuntmaster'' Star decides he doesn't need his old console anymore, and places it in the toilet. Followed by another [=PS1=]. And another. And two more. Then when they don't flush he pokes at them with a toilet plunger.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V90vdClMs3U Basically, Jackie Chan]].Chan is an 8]]. After beating the old [=PS1=] game ''Jackie Chan: Stuntmaster'' Star decides he doesn't need his old console anymore, and places it in the toilet. Followed by another [=PS1=]. And another. And two more. Then when they don't flush he pokes at them with a toilet plunger.
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-->'''Jerma:''' "That's it." ''[pops uber]''
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-->'''Jerma:''' "That's it."There it is." ''[pops uber]''
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** At the end of the Mannhattan tour, the players receive their loot. After all his pranking and teammate abuse, STAR_ receives a rare Professional Killstreak Huntsman fabricator, with a Team Shine sheen. [[KarmaHoudini To say he wasn't punished would be an understatement.]]
-->'''STAR_''': I deserve this. (''his team groans and complains'')
-->'''STAR_''': I deserve this. (''his team groans and complains'')
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** When Jerma finally manages to backstab STAR_ in TheStinger.
-->'''Jerma:''' SSSHHH! BE QUIET. BE QUIET, MY SON.
-->'''STAR_:''' ''(nervously)'' Alright, man. Okay.
-->'''Jerma:''' SSSHHH! BE QUIET. BE QUIET, MY SON.
-->'''STAR_:''' ''(nervously)'' Alright, man. Okay.
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** ''Everyone'' in the server having a [[MacrossMissileMassacre Valve]] [[PurposefullyOverpowered Rocket]] [[OneHitKill Launcher]], and later giving one whole team flamethrowers with the airblast buffed to the point the other team gets ''completely steamrolled''.
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** ''Everyone'' in the server having a [[MacrossMissileMassacre Valve]] [[PurposefullyOverpowered [[PurposelyOverpowered Rocket]] [[OneHitKill Launcher]], and later giving one whole team flamethrowers with the airblast buffed to the point the other team gets ''completely steamrolled''.
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* ''[=TF2=]: Taken Too Far'', as the name indicates, takes it way too far. "It" being the sheer amounts of ridiculous mods added to the game, meddling with each other to the point Star_ himself isn't aware if certain events even ''are'' part of a mod anymore or not. Weapons make random cartoon sounds with no rhyme or reason, people look like gigantic flags blowing in a fourth-dimensional hurricane and the gibs they explode into are hard to describe in any language.
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* ''[=TF2=]: Taken Too Far'', as the name indicates, takes it way too far. "It" being the sheer amounts of ridiculous mods added to the game, meddling with each other to the point Star_ himself isn't aware if certain events even ''are'' part of a mod anymore or not. Weapons make random cartoon sounds with no rhyme or reason, people look like gigantic flags blowing in a fourth-dimensional hurricane and the gibs they explode into are hard to describe in any language.language (though if you're familiar with Reddit's r/montageparodies, you'll recognize some of them).
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V90vdClMs3U Basically, Jackie Chan]]. After beating the old [=PS1=] game '"Jackie Chan: Stuntmaster'' Star decides he doesn't need his old console anymore, and places it in the toilet. Followed by another [=PS1=]. And another. And two more. Then when they don't flush he pokes at them with a toilet plunger.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V90vdClMs3U Basically, Jackie Chan]]. After beating the old [=PS1=] game '"Jackie ''Jackie Chan: Stuntmaster'' Star decides he doesn't need his old console anymore, and places it in the toilet. Followed by another [=PS1=]. And another. And two more. Then when they don't flush he pokes at them with a toilet plunger.
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--> '''STAR_:''' To be one generation ahead of you plebs
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--> '''STAR_:''' To "To be one generation ahead of you plebsplebs"
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** "He did it for me!" *cue flashback to the shooting, with "<3 for you <3" written on the screen*
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** "He did it for me!" *cue flashback to the shooting, with "<3 for you <3" written on the screen*screen*
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V90vdClMs3U Basically, Jackie Chan]]. After beating the old [=PS1=] game '"Jackie Chan: Stuntmaster'' Star decides he doesn't need his old console anymore, and places it in the toilet. Followed by another [=PS1=]. And another. And two more. Then when they don't flush he pokes at them with a toilet plunger.
--> '''Marc Brown:''' ''(in the comments)'' "Why do you have five [=PlayStations=]?"
--> '''STAR_:''' To be one generation ahead of you plebs
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V90vdClMs3U Basically, Jackie Chan]]. After beating the old [=PS1=] game '"Jackie Chan: Stuntmaster'' Star decides he doesn't need his old console anymore, and places it in the toilet. Followed by another [=PS1=]. And another. And two more. Then when they don't flush he pokes at them with a toilet plunger.
--> '''Marc Brown:''' ''(in the comments)'' "Why do you have five [=PlayStations=]?"
--> '''STAR_:''' To be one generation ahead of you plebs
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--> '''Finn:''' ''"We did what we had to do."'' (Flashing caption [[ImmediateSelfContradiction "ACCIDENT"]])
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--> '''Finn:''' ''"We did what we had to do."'' (Flashing caption [[ImmediateSelfContradiction "ACCIDENT"]])"ACCIDENT"]])
** A small rant that could well be a page quote somewhere in here:
-->'''Star_:''' ''"Our story, of course, begins with young Finn falling in love with the main character, something I would ''never'' recommend that you do. It pretty much means that you're devoting your whole life to creating dramatic situations for another person, and the most dramatic thing you can do is ''die''."''
** The sudden MLG montage when Finn starts shooting.
** "He did it for me!" *cue flashback to the shooting, with "<3 for you <3" written on the screen*
** A small rant that could well be a page quote somewhere in here:
-->'''Star_:''' ''"Our story, of course, begins with young Finn falling in love with the main character, something I would ''never'' recommend that you do. It pretty much means that you're devoting your whole life to creating dramatic situations for another person, and the most dramatic thing you can do is ''die''."''
** The sudden MLG montage when Finn starts shooting.
** "He did it for me!" *cue flashback to the shooting, with "<3 for you <3" written on the screen*
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* ''[=TF2=]: Taken Too Far'', as the name indicates, takes it way too far. "It" being the sheer amounts of ridiculous mods added to the game, meddling with each other to the point Star_ himself isn't aware if certain events even ''are'' part of a mod anymore or not. Weapons make random cartoon sounds with no rhyme or reason, people look like gigantic flags blowing in a fourth-dimensional hurricane and the gibs they explode into are hard to describe in any language.
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* ''[=TF2=]: Taken Too Far'', as the name indicates, takes it way too far. "It" being the sheer amounts of ridiculous mods added to the game, meddling with each other to the point Star_ himself isn't aware if certain events even ''are'' part of a mod anymore or not. Weapons make random cartoon sounds with no rhyme or reason, people look like gigantic flags blowing in a fourth-dimensional hurricane and the gibs they explode into are hard to describe in any language.language.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRaT_DyI_x0 Basically, Finn]], wherein STAR_ invites the viewer to be flabbergasted alongside him at an IdiotPlot in Series/{{The100}}.
** Repeated throwbacks to Finn's justification for his [[MoralEventHorizon massacre of eighteen innocent, unarmed villagers]]:
--> '''Finn:''' ''[[NeverMyFault "It was an accident."]]'' (then, later...)
--> '''Clarke:''' ''"You just kept shooting..."''
--> '''Finn:''' ''"We did what we had to do."'' (Flashing caption [[ImmediateSelfContradiction "ACCIDENT"]])
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRaT_DyI_x0 Basically, Finn]], wherein STAR_ invites the viewer to be flabbergasted alongside him at an IdiotPlot in Series/{{The100}}.
** Repeated throwbacks to Finn's justification for his [[MoralEventHorizon massacre of eighteen innocent, unarmed villagers]]:
--> '''Finn:''' ''[[NeverMyFault "It was an accident."]]'' (then, later...)
--> '''Clarke:''' ''"You just kept shooting..."''
--> '''Finn:''' ''"We did what we had to do."'' (Flashing caption [[ImmediateSelfContradiction "ACCIDENT"]])
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc23_-cDZRE Annoying Spies]]. STAR_ and Tagg manage to throw the entire enemy team into disarray by themselves, tieing up about half the enemy manpower into chasing them around their own spawn point. Even funnier, they actually ''are'' dangerous enough to warrant such a panic; anyone who ignores them quickly finds themself with two .50 caliber bullets where their head used to be.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc23_-cDZRE Annoying Spies]]. STAR_ and Tagg manage to throw the entire enemy team into disarray by themselves, tieing tying up about half the enemy manpower into chasing them around their own spawn point. Even funnier, they actually ''are'' dangerous enough to warrant such a panic; anyone who ignores them quickly finds themself themselves with two .50 caliber bullets where their head used to be.be.
-->''It all started with "[[TheLoad GarbageGuardians]]". It escalated to [[SelfImposedChallenge "Places you Shouldn't Be"]], that's kinda cute! Now it's just [[ThatOnePlayer destroy the dreams of everyone]]''
-->''It all started with "[[TheLoad GarbageGuardians]]". It escalated to [[SelfImposedChallenge "Places you Shouldn't Be"]], that's kinda cute! Now it's just [[ThatOnePlayer destroy the dreams of everyone]]''
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc23_-cDZRE Annoying Spies]]. STAR_ and Tagg manage to throw the entire enemy team into disarray by themselves, tieing up about half the enemy manpower into chasing them around their own spawn point. Even funnier, they actually ''are'' dangerous enough to warrant such a panic; anyone who ignores them quickly finds themself with two .50 caliber bullets where their head used to be.
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--->'''STAR_:''' ''<furiously mashes the mouse button>'' It's just- it's just a white screen! You've ''INVENTED''... the color white! Congratulations, would you like your nomination for... color... man.
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--->'''STAR_:''' ''<furiously mashes the mouse button>'' It's just- it's just a white screen! You've ''INVENTED''... the color white! Congratulations, would you like your nomination for... color... man.man.
* ''[=TF2=]: Taken Too Far'', as the name indicates, takes it way too far. "It" being the sheer amounts of ridiculous mods added to the game, meddling with each other to the point Star_ himself isn't aware if certain events even ''are'' part of a mod anymore or not. Weapons make random cartoon sounds with no rhyme or reason, people look like gigantic flags blowing in a fourth-dimensional hurricane and the gibs they explode into are hard to describe in any language.
* ''[=TF2=]: Taken Too Far'', as the name indicates, takes it way too far. "It" being the sheer amounts of ridiculous mods added to the game, meddling with each other to the point Star_ himself isn't aware if certain events even ''are'' part of a mod anymore or not. Weapons make random cartoon sounds with no rhyme or reason, people look like gigantic flags blowing in a fourth-dimensional hurricane and the gibs they explode into are hard to describe in any language.
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** The very first thing Star made is a stickman (which he calls "[[FailOSuckyName The Man]]") which he could barely drive.
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** The very first thing Star made is a stickman (which he calls "[[FailOSuckyName "[[AtrociousAlias The Man]]") which he could barely drive.
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*** To cap the whole insanity off, STAR_ decides to try and crash the game by firing the '''''WEAPON''''' a few times in an open space.
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*** To cap the whole insanity off, STAR_ decides to try and crash the game by firing the '''''WEAPON''''' '''''THE WEAPON''''' a few times in an open space.
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I think I managed to interpret whatever Ma3la said. (It makes sense in context, at least.)
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-->'''Ma3la''': I picked up the wrong sack! Apparently red is (Incomprehensible due to STAR_ talking over him)
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-->'''Ma3la''': I picked up the wrong sack! Apparently red is (Incomprehensible due to STAR_ talking over him)sacks are bad for you. Who knew?
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--->'''STAR_:''' Okay, let's not dive into this, let's take this ''real slow'', nice and easy... I see none of the characters... ''agree'' with me on this, but, I'm- I'm going slow.
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--->'''STAR_:''' Okay, let's not dive into this, let's take this ''real slow'', nice and easy... I see none of the characters... ''agree'' with me on this, but, I'm- I'm going slow.slowly.
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--->'''STAR_:''' ''<after killing himself>'' '''BUHLB'''- melting... things ! Veins doesn't work!
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--->'''STAR_:''' It's ju- lightning, as well? I don't think you've mentioned lightning.
--->'''Rami:''' Yeah. Yep, it's lightning as well.
--->''<STAR_ fires the new weapon in the middle of a large room; the resulting bloom of effects causes him to crack up>''
--->'''Rami:''' Yeah. Yep, it's lightning as well.
--->''<STAR_ fires the new weapon in the middle of a large room; the resulting bloom of effects causes him to crack up>''
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** Jerma and Star chase a player while singing the above together.
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** Jerma and Star chase a player while singing the above together.together.
* During a stream of [[VideoGame/NuclearThrone Nuclear Throne]], one of the developers, Rami Ismail, got into contact with STAR_. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe2zrleCV84 What followed was absolute, chaotic absurdity]]:
** Rami requested that STAR_ play the game with screenshake turned up beyond the default maximum, to 200%. Eventually, STAR_ turned it up to ''500%''. The result is STAR_ causing an earthquake with each shot, and Rami laughing uncontrollably in the background.
-->'''STAR_:''' ''<in the middle of Rami's unrestrained laughter, completely unfazed>'' I don't feel like it's high enough.
*** Afterwards, STAR_ turns screenshake up to '''800%'''.
** Later, Rami starts sending STAR_ special builds of the game and asks him to play them live.
*** The first thing that comes to attention is the change from 30 FPS to 60 FPS, which results in ''everything'' playing at double speed.
--->'''STAR_:''' Okay, let's not dive into this, let's take this ''real slow'', nice and easy... I see none of the characters... ''agree'' with me on this, but, I'm- I'm going slow.
*** Then he discovers the rest of the... '''changes''' Rami made to the game.
--->'''STAR_:''' Why... why do I have... why do I have 1 health?
*** In short: [[spoiler: every character starts with 1/1 HP, you can choose 9 mutations at level 1 before the first level starts, and the default weapon is a cursed nuke launcher that fires 3 nukes PER SHOT.]]
--->'''STAR_:''' ''<after killing himself>'' '''BUHLB'''- melting... things doesn't work!
*** Just when STAR_ figures out how to play without killing himself, Rami declares that he's building a new version.
--->'''Rami:''' Dude, I did something, and if this works, it's gonna be, by far... the ''dumbest'' thing that ever happened to a video game.
--->'''STAR_:''' I have the ''lowest'' expectations.
*** And thus began [[spoiler: the reason why Nuclear Throne's setting is a wasteland.]]
--->'''Rami:''' [[spoiler: Every missile you shoot turns into three... missiles... every second. And those new missiles will turn into three missiles every second.]]
--->'''STAR_:''' Oh, no, nononononononononoNONO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO...! Everything blow up, please, PLEASE! ...I was ''so'' close to ending th-the... game, and just closing it there.
--->'''Rami:''' Oh my god, people watching now, that get introduced to this game, are ''SO'' confused.
*** After completely destroying all of the previous levels, STAR_ unexpectedly runs into a surprise in the caves.
--->'''STAR_:''' '''HOLY SHIT IT'S HORROR'''!! ''<breaks down into laughter>'' HOW DID- of all the ''NUKES'' I fired, how have I ''NOT'' destroyed radiation canisters?! That's ''all'' I've done!
*** The next build Rami sends to STAR_ manages to surpass the last one in terms of sheer ridiculousness.
--->'''Rami:''' So, I gave the nukes a bit of a... ''oomph''.
*** What did Rami do? Well, in STAR_'s own words...
--->'''STAR_:''' ''<while trying to hold back laughter>'' You... fucking kidding me? It's a ''DISCO SHOW''! I'm in a fricking RAVE right now! Why did you think that '''THIS''' was the okay thing to do?
--->'''Rami:''' Isn't it beautiful?
--->'''STAR_:''' It actually really is! You wanna talk about art...?
--->'''Rami:''' This is how- this is- this is, like... if anybody ever asks me why I sh- why you should become a game developer, ''THIS'' is my answer. Like, I will just link them to this video.
*** Rami proposes a scientific study: "If you just fire towards the Throne, will that kill it?"
--->'''STAR_:''' It's dead.
*** The next iteration:
--->'''Rami:''' [[spoiler: Every second, it will split into two extra nukes. Now, the nukes, instead of firing lasers, will fire... uh, super flak cannons. Now the super flak cannons, will burst into flak cannons, when they hit the wall. Right, the- the flak cannon bullets will fire lasers in random directions... in disco colors.]]
--->'''STAR_:''' See, now you're describing to me the circle of life right now. Is that a food chain which you've just--
--->'''Rami:''' I'm actually not sure, but what I DO know, is that this looks like a rave party.
--->'''STAR_:''' It's like I'm in a spider web! ...I'm in a disco spider web!
--->'''Rami:''' Yes! ...Did it crash?
--->'''STAR_:''' No, not yet! I'm- It's one frame every fourth second at this point, but I'm- I'm still kicking.
*** To cap the whole insanity off, STAR_ decides to try and crash the game by firing the '''''WEAPON''''' a few times in an open space.
--->'''STAR_:''' I-I could only get two shots off before everything is locked up right now, so we'll see how this ends.
--->'''Rami:''' Just... keep clicking, why not?
--->'''STAR_:''' ''<furiously mashes the mouse button>'' It's just- it's just a white screen! You've ''INVENTED''... the color white! Congratulations, would you like your nomination for... color... man.
* During a stream of [[VideoGame/NuclearThrone Nuclear Throne]], one of the developers, Rami Ismail, got into contact with STAR_. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe2zrleCV84 What followed was absolute, chaotic absurdity]]:
** Rami requested that STAR_ play the game with screenshake turned up beyond the default maximum, to 200%. Eventually, STAR_ turned it up to ''500%''. The result is STAR_ causing an earthquake with each shot, and Rami laughing uncontrollably in the background.
-->'''STAR_:''' ''<in the middle of Rami's unrestrained laughter, completely unfazed>'' I don't feel like it's high enough.
*** Afterwards, STAR_ turns screenshake up to '''800%'''.
** Later, Rami starts sending STAR_ special builds of the game and asks him to play them live.
*** The first thing that comes to attention is the change from 30 FPS to 60 FPS, which results in ''everything'' playing at double speed.
--->'''STAR_:''' Okay, let's not dive into this, let's take this ''real slow'', nice and easy... I see none of the characters... ''agree'' with me on this, but, I'm- I'm going slow.
*** Then he discovers the rest of the... '''changes''' Rami made to the game.
--->'''STAR_:''' Why... why do I have... why do I have 1 health?
*** In short: [[spoiler: every character starts with 1/1 HP, you can choose 9 mutations at level 1 before the first level starts, and the default weapon is a cursed nuke launcher that fires 3 nukes PER SHOT.]]
--->'''STAR_:''' ''<after killing himself>'' '''BUHLB'''- melting... things doesn't work!
*** Just when STAR_ figures out how to play without killing himself, Rami declares that he's building a new version.
--->'''Rami:''' Dude, I did something, and if this works, it's gonna be, by far... the ''dumbest'' thing that ever happened to a video game.
--->'''STAR_:''' I have the ''lowest'' expectations.
*** And thus began [[spoiler: the reason why Nuclear Throne's setting is a wasteland.]]
--->'''Rami:''' [[spoiler: Every missile you shoot turns into three... missiles... every second. And those new missiles will turn into three missiles every second.]]
--->'''STAR_:''' Oh, no, nononononononononoNONO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO...! Everything blow up, please, PLEASE! ...I was ''so'' close to ending th-the... game, and just closing it there.
--->'''Rami:''' Oh my god, people watching now, that get introduced to this game, are ''SO'' confused.
*** After completely destroying all of the previous levels, STAR_ unexpectedly runs into a surprise in the caves.
--->'''STAR_:''' '''HOLY SHIT IT'S HORROR'''!! ''<breaks down into laughter>'' HOW DID- of all the ''NUKES'' I fired, how have I ''NOT'' destroyed radiation canisters?! That's ''all'' I've done!
*** The next build Rami sends to STAR_ manages to surpass the last one in terms of sheer ridiculousness.
--->'''Rami:''' So, I gave the nukes a bit of a... ''oomph''.
*** What did Rami do? Well, in STAR_'s own words...
--->'''STAR_:''' ''<while trying to hold back laughter>'' You... fucking kidding me? It's a ''DISCO SHOW''! I'm in a fricking RAVE right now! Why did you think that '''THIS''' was the okay thing to do?
--->'''Rami:''' Isn't it beautiful?
--->'''STAR_:''' It actually really is! You wanna talk about art...?
--->'''Rami:''' This is how- this is- this is, like... if anybody ever asks me why I sh- why you should become a game developer, ''THIS'' is my answer. Like, I will just link them to this video.
*** Rami proposes a scientific study: "If you just fire towards the Throne, will that kill it?"
--->'''STAR_:''' It's dead.
*** The next iteration:
--->'''Rami:''' [[spoiler: Every second, it will split into two extra nukes. Now, the nukes, instead of firing lasers, will fire... uh, super flak cannons. Now the super flak cannons, will burst into flak cannons, when they hit the wall. Right, the- the flak cannon bullets will fire lasers in random directions... in disco colors.]]
--->'''STAR_:''' See, now you're describing to me the circle of life right now. Is that a food chain which you've just--
--->'''Rami:''' I'm actually not sure, but what I DO know, is that this looks like a rave party.
--->'''STAR_:''' It's like I'm in a spider web! ...I'm in a disco spider web!
--->'''Rami:''' Yes! ...Did it crash?
--->'''STAR_:''' No, not yet! I'm- It's one frame every fourth second at this point, but I'm- I'm still kicking.
*** To cap the whole insanity off, STAR_ decides to try and crash the game by firing the '''''WEAPON''''' a few times in an open space.
--->'''STAR_:''' I-I could only get two shots off before everything is locked up right now, so we'll see how this ends.
--->'''Rami:''' Just... keep clicking, why not?
--->'''STAR_:''' ''<furiously mashes the mouse button>'' It's just- it's just a white screen! You've ''INVENTED''... the color white! Congratulations, would you like your nomination for... color... man.
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** Jerma and Star chase a player while singing above song.
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** Jerma and Star chase a player while singing the above song.together.
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-->'''Jerma:''' ''Bewwies, bewwies, bewwies, bewwies.'' Gotta get some ''bewwies, bewwies, bewwies, bewwies.''
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-->'''Jerma:''' ''Bewwies, bewwies, bewwies, bewwies.'' Gotta get some ''bewwies, bewwies, bewwies, bewwies.''''
** Jerma and Star chase a player while singing above song.
** Jerma and Star chase a player while singing above song.
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* In [[http://youtu.be/ZHdmH61R0cQ H1Z1 The Game]], Star encounters a bear which has somehow contrived to get up on the roof of a furniture store. Star laughs at it for a bit and [[TemptingFate assures a nearby player that it's stuck on the roof and can't get down.]] A short time later he's exploring an office when that same bear comes [[IncrediblyLamePun BEARrelling]] through the doorway to maul him while epic music plays in the background.
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* In [[http://youtu.be/ZHdmH61R0cQ H1Z1 The Game]], Star encounters a bear which has somehow contrived to get up on the roof of a furniture store. Star laughs at it for a bit and [[TemptingFate assures a nearby player that it's stuck on the roof and can't get down.]] A short time later he's exploring an office when that same bear comes [[IncrediblyLamePun BEARrelling]] through the doorway to maul him while epic music plays in the background.background.
** Jerma and Star running around, arms in the air, aggressively surrendering at people.
** Being prone turns you invisible. No, seriously.
-->'''Jerma:''' ''Bewwies, bewwies, bewwies, bewwies.'' Gotta get some ''bewwies, bewwies, bewwies, bewwies.''
** Jerma and Star running around, arms in the air, aggressively surrendering at people.
** Being prone turns you invisible. No, seriously.
-->'''Jerma:''' ''Bewwies, bewwies, bewwies, bewwies.'' Gotta get some ''bewwies, bewwies, bewwies, bewwies.''
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** Mom keeps calling STAR_.
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** Mom keeps calling STAR_.STAR_.
* In [[http://youtu.be/ZHdmH61R0cQ H1Z1 The Game]], Star encounters a bear which has somehow contrived to get up on the roof of a furniture store. Star laughs at it for a bit and [[TemptingFate assures a nearby player that it's stuck on the roof and can't get down.]] A short time later he's exploring an office when that same bear comes [[IncrediblyLamePun BEARrelling]] through the doorway to maul him while epic music plays in the background.
* In [[http://youtu.be/ZHdmH61R0cQ H1Z1 The Game]], Star encounters a bear which has somehow contrived to get up on the roof of a furniture store. Star laughs at it for a bit and [[TemptingFate assures a nearby player that it's stuck on the roof and can't get down.]] A short time later he's exploring an office when that same bear comes [[IncrediblyLamePun BEARrelling]] through the doorway to maul him while epic music plays in the background.
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First, Repair Dont Respond. Second, no it wasn\'t. He used different usernames several times in the video.
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*** Actually, upon further examination, it was Mustache.
