History Funny / STAR

-->'''Jerma''': Can't even play the fucking goddamn game. (''in a mocking voice'') Hey, I'm so good, I play Sniper, I headshot everyone! Gaaa, yeah, [[TitleDrop Jerma Is Mad part 3]]! Wow, [[VulgarHumor let's put cigarettes out on my dick]]! (''One cut later'') STAR_, if you're editing this together, ''don't'' [[LeftItIn use the "put cigarettes out on my dick" line]], okay? [[ShareTheMalePain It was offensive, it was uncalled for]], [[GroinAttack nobody should put out a cigarette on their penis, for any reason]].

** Jerma gets a Small Med Pack... [[WhatAnIdiot right in STAR_'s line of sights and goes flying via getting killed by rocket]].

** The [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment random]] cut to ''[[StorageWars]]'', where Barry gets reminded to watch the profanity, only with Jerma's face imposed over Barry's head.

** STAR_ names his character BarackObama, then has [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader being the captain of his plane to Japan, while the Rebel fleet leaps to hyperspace]].

** "[[AccidentalInnuendo GET INSIDE ME!]]"

** At the end of the video he ends up getting insane thanks to its teammates. Especially the Medic healing a spy while ignoring him

-->'''Star_:''' "[[GenuisBonus Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7gEXAtX93E Jerma is Miffed Pt 3.1415]] aka Jerma is Mad Part 4. By now, you know the drill: STAR_ drives Jerma into the ground by killing him multiple times, with Jerma getting one or two kills over STAR_. This time, however, STAR_'s girlfriend is in the call.
** Jerma getting upset over STAR_ getting pocketed by his girlfriend, a Medic with the Kritzkrieg. It's like a spoiled child getting upset over not getting a toy.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7gEXAtX93E Jerma is Miffed Pt 3.2425]] aka Jerma is Mad Part 4. By now, you know the drill: STAR_ drives Jerma into the ground by killing him multiple times, with Jerma getting one or two kills over STAR_. This time, however, STAR_'s girlfriend is in the call.

* The very end of "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akjbn7xy40o#t=7m40s TF2: New MvM Expert Missions [Commentary] Operation Geargrinder]]", where STAR_, as a Beggar's Bazooka Soldier, purposefully overfills his rocket launcher, blasts all over the place before falling to his death, and then his dead body ''speaks in Demoman's voice'', for some strange reason.

* We don't get to see it, since the vid's from STAR_'s point-of-view, but apparently while playing "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4v2JIGl1xY#t=5m Insurgency Rebellion Uprising Revolt 1.6]]", Jerma accidentally joined the wrong team. Thinking they were all still enemies, he promptly slaughtered all of his teammates in spawn.

* In Basically Far Cry 3 not only is the video itself hilarious, but Star was actually ''PAID'' by Ubisoft to do the video!

* Basically Far Cry 3 not only is the video itself hilarious, but Star was actually ''PAID'' by Ubisoft to do the video!

Basically Far Cry 3 not only is the video itself hilarious, but Star was actually ""PAID"" by Ubisoft to do the video!

** ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I can take you back to your childhood...]]''

-->'''Jerma''': (''after killing STAR_'') Get fucked. Get seriously fucked-

** Chef Ron quickly escalates in terms of AlternateCharacterInterpretation from simply a crazy chef, to an utter psycho, to ''the Demonic lord of baking''.

** One sniper complains: "omg star is a big noob". Cut to STAR_ taunt kill-dominating him.

** "Is this is a Spy. Hi Spy. I gonna kill you now."

-->'''STAR_:''' So what we're gonna do right now, is follow four contestants through one episode of ''Sweet Genius'' to see [[BloodSport who gets to keep their life at the end]]... well, he probably actually [[CannibalismSuperpower eats the winner to absorb their cooking genius]], but whatever.

** Chef Ron quickly escalates in terms of AlternateCharacterInterpretation from simply a crazy chef, to an utter psycho, to ''the Demonic lord of baking''.

* For one of his ''Basically'' videos, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2jnbaNfkso instead of a video game, he focuses on the television series]] ''[[Series/SweetGenius Sweet Genius]]''.

-->(''The Kritzkrieg activates but STAR_ gets headshot just as he rounds the corner, his entire team bursts out laughing'')

-->'''Medic''': Dude, you have like ''the perfect'' loudout for crits.

* The end of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P9o7ExbQt4 Rescue Ranger commentary]], where STAR_'s friend, who is a Spy disguised as an Engineer, tries to make it look like he's whacking the sentry with his wrench... by looking up and down. Instead it looks like he's whacking it ''with his face''.

* We don't get to see it, since the vid's from STAR_'s point-of-view, but apparently while playing "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4v2JIGl1xY Insurgency Rebellion Uprising Revolt 1.6]]", Jerma accidentally joined the wrong team. Thinking they were all still enemies, he promptly slaughtered all of his teammates in spawn.
* The very end of "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akjbn7xy40o TF2: New MvM Expert Missions [Commentary] Operation Geargrinder]]", where STAR_, as a Beggar's Bazooka Soldier, purposefully overfills his rocket launcher, blasts all over the place before falling to his death, and then his dead body ''speaks in Demoman's voice'', for some strange reason.

* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_9X6H08IUM TF2: Pocket Scout]]": STAR_'s MotorMouth narration when assaulting Point C of Standin' as a Scout.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxqxnAVU0LA How to Sawmill Rollout]] has this gem of a moment, right after STAR_ dies to his oft-encountered enemy:

* During "I main Demoknight 6v6", STAR_ and his team are fighting on Badlands, having captured the first 4 points and about to assault the final one. STAR_ is a Loose Cannon Demoman being healed by a Kritzkrieg Medic.

* During "I main Demoknight 6v6", STAR_ and his team are fighting on Badlands, having captured the first 4 points and about to assault the final one. STAR_ is a Loch n' Load Demoman being healed by a Kritzkrieg Medic.

* During STAR_'s stream on April 9th 2014 in a match on Badwater, he was Dominated (as a default Sniper) by an enemy Sniper... with [[ScrappyWeapon the Sydney Sleeper]], including being shot from full health by it ''three times''.