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* After Chris was warned repeatedly not to stare at CD’s nose, he still can’t help his StunnedSilence reaction to it. And CD is in such a good mood about Roxanne that he just plays around a bit rather than beating him up. “It’s hypnotic, isn’t it?”
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* After Chris was warned repeatedly not to stare at CD’s nose, he still can’t help his StunnedSilence reaction to it. And CD is in such a good mood about Roxanne that he just plays around a bit rather than beating him up. “It’s hypnotic, isn’t it?”it?”
* Near the end, when CD and Roxanne are having a big blow-out fight after she discovers his role in tricking her, he ends up on her porch shouting through the door:
-->'''CD:''' Ten more seconds and I'm leaving!\\
'''Roxanne:''' ''(opens the door)'' What did you say?\\
'''CD:''' I said 'ten more seconds and I'm leaving.'\\
'''Roxanne:''' Oh. ''(starts to go back inside)''\\
'''CD:''' Wait, what did you think I said?\\
'''Roxanne:''' I thought you said 'earn more sessions by sleeving.'\\
'''CD:''' ...What the hell does that mean?\\
'''Roxanne:''' I don't know. That's why I came to find out.
* Near the end, when CD and Roxanne are having a big blow-out fight after she discovers his role in tricking her, he ends up on her porch shouting through the door:
-->'''CD:''' Ten more seconds and I'm leaving!\\
'''Roxanne:''' ''(opens the door)'' What did you say?\\
'''CD:''' I said 'ten more seconds and I'm leaving.'\\
'''Roxanne:''' Oh. ''(starts to go back inside)''\\
'''CD:''' Wait, what did you think I said?\\
'''Roxanne:''' I thought you said 'earn more sessions by sleeving.'\\
'''CD:''' ...What the hell does that mean?\\
'''Roxanne:''' I don't know. That's why I came to find out.
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'''Roxanne:''' '''''Worms?!'''''
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'''Roxanne:''' '''''Worms?!''''''''''Worms?!'''''
* After Chris was warned repeatedly not to stare at CD’s nose, he still can’t help his StunnedSilence reaction to it. And CD is in such a good mood about Roxanne that he just plays around a bit rather than beating him up. “It’s hypnotic, isn’t it?”
* After Chris was warned repeatedly not to stare at CD’s nose, he still can’t help his StunnedSilence reaction to it. And CD is in such a good mood about Roxanne that he just plays around a bit rather than beating him up. “It’s hypnotic, isn’t it?”
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* Early on, Chris stops by a newspaper dispenser and buys a paper. He takes one look at the headline, screams, and pays to put it back.
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* Early on, Chris CD stops by a newspaper dispenser and buys a paper. He takes one look at the headline, screams, and pays to put it back.
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* Early on, Chris stops by a newspaper dispenser and buys a paper. He takes one look at the headline, screams, and pays to put it back.
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-->'''CD:''' Oh, ''irony''! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about '83, when I was the only practitioner of it and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.
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-->'''CD:''' [[{{Understatement}} Just someone locked out of their house.]]
-->'''Andy:''' Need any help, chief?
-->'''CD:''' [[BlatantLies Nah, looks pretty boring;]] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight I'll handle it myself.]]
-->'''Andy:''' Need any help, chief?
-->'''CD:''' [[BlatantLies Nah, looks pretty boring;]] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight I'll handle it myself.]]
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-->'''CD:''' ... "I felt movws." How did you feel when you first spoke to her?
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-->'''CD:''' ... "I felt movws.moved." How did you feel when you first spoke to her?
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'''Chris:''' What?'''\\
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'''Chris:''' What?'''\\What?\\
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-->'''CD:''' "Just someone locked out of their house."
-->'''Andy:''' "Need any help, chief?"
-->'''CD:''' "Nah, looks pretty boring; I'll handle it myself."
-->'''Andy:''' "Need any help, chief?"
-->'''CD:''' "Nah, looks pretty boring; I'll handle it myself."
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-->'''CD:''' "Just [[{{Understatement}} Just someone locked out of their house."
]]
-->'''Andy:'''"Need Need any help, chief?"
chief?
-->'''CD:'''"Nah, [[BlatantLies Nah, looks pretty boring; boring;]] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight I'll handle it myself." ]]
-->'''Andy:'''
-->'''CD:'''
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-->'''CD:''' "How did you feel when you first saw her?"
-->'''Chris:''' "Horny!"
-->'''CD:''' "How did you feel when you first spoke to her?"
-->'''Chris:''' "Like a dickhead."
-->'''Chris:''' "Horny!"
-->'''CD:''' "How did you feel when you first spoke to her?"
-->'''Chris:''' "Like a dickhead."
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-->'''CD:''' "How How did you feel when you first saw her?"
her?
-->'''Chris:'''"Horny!"
-->'''CD:''' "HowHorny!
-->'''CD:''' ... "I felt movws." How did you feel when you first spoke toher?"
her?
-->'''Chris:'''"Like Like a dickhead."
-->'''Chris:'''
-->'''CD:''' "How
-->'''CD:''' ... "I felt movws." How did you feel when you first spoke to
-->'''Chris:'''
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--> '''CD:''' (whispering) "Tell her you were afraid of words."
--> '''Chris:''' "Because I was afraid of WORMS, Roxanne! WORMS!"
--> '''Chris:''' "Because I was afraid of WORMS, Roxanne! WORMS!"
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--> '''CD:''' (whispering) "Tell ''(whispering)'' Tell her you were afraid of words."
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'''Chris:'''"Because What?'''\\
'''CD:''' WORDS.\\
'''Chris:''' ''(to Roxanne)'' Because I was afraid of WORMS, Roxanne!WORMS!"WORMS!\\
'''Roxanne:''' '''''Worms?!'''''
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'''Chris:'''
'''CD:''' WORDS.\\
'''Chris:''' ''(to Roxanne)'' Because I was afraid of WORMS, Roxanne!
'''Roxanne:''' '''''Worms?!'''''
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** Before that, when he goes to get some tools from the station (keep in mind she's trapped outside naked)
-->'''CD:''' "Just someone locked out of their house."
-->'''Andy:''' "Need any help, chief?"
-->'''CD:''' "Nah, looks pretty boring; I'll handle it myself."
-->'''CD:''' "Just someone locked out of their house."
-->'''Andy:''' "Need any help, chief?"
-->'''CD:''' "Nah, looks pretty boring; I'll handle it myself."
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* "I pledge allegiance to the flag of...which country, I don't know?!"
* CD coaching Chris on writing a love letter after his first attempt: "Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to get a drink sometime? If so, check this box."
-->'''CD:''' "How did you feel when you first saw her?"
-->'''Chris:''' "Horny!"
-->'''CD:''' "How did you feel when you first spoke to her?"
-->'''Chris:''' "Like a dickhead."
* CD coaching Chris on writing a love letter after his first attempt: "Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to get a drink sometime? If so, check this box."
-->'''CD:''' "How did you feel when you first saw her?"
-->'''Chris:''' "Horny!"
-->'''CD:''' "How did you feel when you first spoke to her?"
-->'''Chris:''' "Like a dickhead."
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* Chris' date with Roxanne comes to mind. C.D. feeds him romantic lines through a hidden wire, but naturally, the radio goes haywire. HilarityEnsues.
* CD explaining why he hadn't realized Roxanne was being ironic, since nobody talks that way in that town.
* Coming across a burning trash barrel ''in the fire station'': "God Dammit, we're supposed to put them ''out!''"
* CD gets this one off on Roxanne:
-->'''CD:''' You should have checked the back - I wrote "PS. '''I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!'''"
* CD is feeding Chris lines under Roxanne's balcony, culminating in this EpicFail:
--> '''CD:''' (whispering) "Tell her you were afraid of words."
--> '''Chris:''' "Because I was afraid of WORMS, Roxanne! WORMS!"
* CD explaining why he hadn't realized Roxanne was being ironic, since nobody talks that way in that town.
* Coming across a burning trash barrel ''in the fire station'': "God Dammit, we're supposed to put them ''out!''"
* CD gets this one off on Roxanne:
-->'''CD:''' You should have checked the back - I wrote "PS. '''I WAS JUST KIDDING!!!'''"
* CD is feeding Chris lines under Roxanne's balcony, culminating in this EpicFail:
--> '''CD:''' (whispering) "Tell her you were afraid of words."
--> '''Chris:''' "Because I was afraid of WORMS, Roxanne! WORMS!"
