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* "Why are there so many clowns? Is this what rich people did in the 30s? There's no TV, so just bring clowns to your state by the boatload?"
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* "Why are there so many clowns? Is this what rich people did in the 30s? There's no TV, so just bring clowns to your state estate by the boatload?"
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* "To me, this version has it all wrong. It's too goofy and kid-like. The original had the right idea: scenic English countryside, classy music playing, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers bird shit everywhere.]]"
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* "To me, this version has it all wrong. It's too goofy and kid-like. The original had the right idea: scenic English countryside, classy music playing, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers [[BreadEggsMilkSquick bird shit everywhere.]]"
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-->'''Ross:''' The vultures are showing me no quarter. It's a bloodbath now. I mean tomato bath. I feel as though I've trancended into a tomato tossing ninja, just doing everything I possibly can to bring these vultures down. I can feel myself getting [[ShellShockedVeteran battle fatigue]] but it's '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis still.]]''' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Not.]]''' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Enough.]]'''
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-->'''Ross:''' The vultures are showing me no quarter. It's a bloodbath now. I mean tomato bath. I feel as though I've trancended into a tomato tossing ninja, just doing everything I possibly can to bring these vultures down. I can feel myself getting [[ShellShockedVeteran battle fatigue]] but it's '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis still.]]''' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Not.]]''' '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Not. Enough.]]'''
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* Ross being increasingly disappointed that the game was rated a 4/4 for Nudity/Sex on the front of the box, yet doesn't nearly live up to it. The most sexually explicit thing in the entire game [[NippleAndDimed is the above-mentioned woman's bare tits]]. He is completely baffled at how ''that'' warrants the maximum rating while [[YourHeadASplode some guy's head messily exploding]] only got the game rated a 3/4 for Violence.
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* Ross being increasingly disappointed that the game was rated a 4/4 for Nudity/Sex on the front of the box, yet doesn't nearly live up to it. The most sexually explicit thing in the entire game [[NippleAndDimed is the above-mentioned woman's bare tits]]. He is completely baffled at how ''that'' warrants the maximum rating while [[YourHeadASplode [[YourHeadAsplode some guy's head messily exploding]] only got the game rated a 3/4 for Violence.
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* Ross sounds utterly EUPHORIC when it turns out that the last part of the game takes place on an alien planet.
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* Ross sounds utterly EUPHORIC when it turns out that the last part of the game takes place on an alien planet. As he remarks in the [=YouTube=] comments:
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-->'''Ross:''' "Damn it, Bob; that is ''it''! You delete Curtis's hard drive and that costs the company money! Do you understand that?! We're a small office in the '90s; we don't have backups for those files! You're not being a team player! Are you even listening to what I'm saying? I don't want to hear it! Shut the Fuck up, Bob! BOOOOB! It's not funny anymore! It stopped being funny once you started affecting quarterly earnings! ''You are dead to this company!''"
* Ross is happy about getting more days off after the murders, calling Tom the real hero for sending the team off early. When Tom himself is murdered and Curtis gets another day off...
-->'''Ross''': So Tom's death was not in vain!
* When Curtis goes to the S&M club to meet Therese Ross makes fun of how lost he looks.
* Ross is happy about getting more days off after the murders, calling Tom the real hero for sending the team off early. When Tom himself is murdered and Curtis gets another day off...
-->'''Ross''': So Tom's death was not in vain!
* When Curtis goes to the S&M club to meet Therese Ross makes fun of how lost he looks.
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-->'''Ross:''' "Damn it, Bob; that is ''it''! You delete Curtis's hard drive and that costs the company money! Do you understand that?! We're a small office in the '90s; we don't have backups for those files! You're not being a team player! Are you even listening to what I'm saying? I don't want to hear it! Shut the Fuck fuck up, Bob! BOOOOB! It's not funny anymore! It stopped being funny once you started affecting quarterly earnings! ''You are dead to this company!''"
* Ross is happy about getting more days off after the murders, calling Tom the real hero for [[BenevolentBoss sending the team offearly.early]]. When Tom himself is murdered and Curtis gets another day off...
-->'''Ross''': -->'''Ross:''' So Tom's death was not in vain!
* When Curtis goes to the S&M club to meetTherese Therese, Ross makes fun of how lost he looks.
* Ross is happy about getting more days off after the murders, calling Tom the real hero for [[BenevolentBoss sending the team off
* When Curtis goes to the S&M club to meet
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* The return of the Doom Guy [[GutturalGrowler voice]].
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* The return of the Doom Guy [[GutturalGrowler voice]].voice.
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* In a desperate effort to make it qualify as a Christmas game after all, Ross tries to read the story as a ''very'' loose version of ''[[YetAnotherChristmasCarol A Christmas Carol]]'' with Richard as a "half-Scrooge" in that he's about half as rich, half as grumpy, but just like Scrooge in that he isn't into spirit of Christmas and most of his problems are self-inflicted. Later he tries to read Adam as Bob Cratchett, but quickly gives up and admits it doesn't work.
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* In a desperate effort to make it qualify as a Christmas game after all, Ross tries to read the story as a ''very'' loose version of ''[[YetAnotherChristmasCarol A Christmas Carol]]'' with Richard as a "half-Scrooge" in that he's about half as rich, half as grumpy, but just like Scrooge in that he isn't into the spirit of Christmas and most of his problems are self-inflicted. Later he tries to read Adam as Bob Cratchett, but quickly gives up and admits it doesn't work.
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* In a desperate effort to make it qualify as a Christmas game after all, Ross tries to read the story as a ''very'' loose version of ''[[YetAnotherChristmasCarol A Christmas Carol]]'' with Richard as a "half-Scrooge" in that he's about half as rich, half as grumpy, but against the spirit of Christmas and most of both of their problems are self-inflicted. Later he tries to read Adam as Bob Cratchett, but quickly gives up and admits it doesn't work.
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* In a desperate effort to make it qualify as a Christmas game after all, Ross tries to read the story as a ''very'' loose version of ''[[YetAnotherChristmasCarol A Christmas Carol]]'' with Richard as a "half-Scrooge" in that he's about half as rich, half as grumpy, but against the just like Scrooge in that he isn't into spirit of Christmas and most of both of their his problems are self-inflicted. Later he tries to read Adam as Bob Cratchett, but quickly gives up and admits it doesn't work.
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* In a desperate effort to make it qualify as a Christmas game, Ross tries to read the story as a ''very'' loose version of ''[[YetAnotherChristmasCarol A Christmas Carol]]'' with Richard as a "half-Scrooge" in that he's about half as rich, half as grumpy, but against the spirit of Christmas and most of both of their problems are self-inflicted. Later he tries to read Adam as Bob Cratchett, but gives up and admits it doesn't work.
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* In a desperate effort to make it qualify as a Christmas game, game after all, Ross tries to read the story as a ''very'' loose version of ''[[YetAnotherChristmasCarol A Christmas Carol]]'' with Richard as a "half-Scrooge" in that he's about half as rich, half as grumpy, but against the spirit of Christmas and most of both of their problems are self-inflicted. Later he tries to read Adam as Bob Cratchett, but quickly gives up and admits it doesn't work.
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* In a desperate effort to make it qualify as a Christmas game, Ross tries to read the story as a ''very'' loose version of ''[[YetAnotherChristmasCarol A Christmas Carol]]'' with Richard as a "half-Scrooge" in that he's about half as rich, half as grumpy, but against the spirit of Christmas and most of both of their problems are self-inflicted. Later he tries to read Adam as Bob Cratchett, but gives up and admits it doesn't work.
* Ross's severe and ''completely'' understandable hatred of the demonic floating head toy that Adam's son has, which floats over the boy as he sleeps delivering surreal, cult-like messages.
-->'''Toy''': ...in the brain of a little primeval tapeworm. Let's call him 'Bob'. Of course, Bob wasn't his real name. Tapeworms had long tapeworm names, just as long as their bellies, of which they were famously proud. But sadly, no one remembers those true tapeworm names. So the tapeworm did something very interesting. He took his head and he carefully turned it inward on himself to the ball of the sweet liquid that was his brain...
-->'''Ross''': ''What the fuck is this toy?!'' This thing would be out in the dumpster if I were his dad!
* Ross's severe and ''completely'' understandable hatred of the demonic floating head toy that Adam's son has, which floats over the boy as he sleeps delivering surreal, cult-like messages.
-->'''Toy''': ...in the brain of a little primeval tapeworm. Let's call him 'Bob'. Of course, Bob wasn't his real name. Tapeworms had long tapeworm names, just as long as their bellies, of which they were famously proud. But sadly, no one remembers those true tapeworm names. So the tapeworm did something very interesting. He took his head and he carefully turned it inward on himself to the ball of the sweet liquid that was his brain...
-->'''Ross''': ''What the fuck is this toy?!'' This thing would be out in the dumpster if I were his dad!
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* While running through a lit of other hoverboard games, Ross comes across ''VideoGame/AgentHugoRoboRumble'':
-->'''Ross''': What's this?
-->'''Hugo''': Alright!
-->'''Ross''': [[NoJustNoReaction No!]]
-->'''Ross''': What's this?
-->'''Hugo''': Alright!
-->'''Ross''': [[NoJustNoReaction No!]]
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* While running through a lit list of other hoverboard games, Ross comes across ''VideoGame/AgentHugoRoboRumble'':
-->'''Ross''': -->'''Ross:''' What's this?
-->'''Hugo''': -->'''Hugo:''' Alright!
-->'''Ross''': -->'''Ross:''' [[NoJustNoReaction No!]]No!]]
* On the subject of the actual branded Hoverboard, which is a self-balancing motorized scooter that doesn't even hover:
-->'''Ross:''' This is how dreams die. Through cheap marketing.
* On the subject of the actual branded Hoverboard, which is a self-balancing motorized scooter that doesn't even hover:
-->'''Ross:''' This is how dreams die. Through cheap marketing.
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* "You, too, can be a fish."
* While complaining about the lack of Christmas and winter-themed video games, Ross leaves a mini-review of {{VideoGame/Steep}}, which immediately starts by giving it the "Online only" award. Because a single-player downhill snowboarding game clearly needs a constant internet connection.
** "I like the wanton [[ProductPlacement Red Bull advertising on multiple courses.]] And of course the Red Bull cinematics. ["Red Bull sure are firing on all cylinders right now!"] And the Red Bull sponsored events. And just drinking a Red Bull before a run after being flown up on the Red Bull helicopter. Red Bull."
** "As someone who grew up around mountains, I can guarantee they do not care if you ski on them or not. They probably don't care about anything. But if mountains ''did'' have something to tell us, it would be something like this: '''Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh-'''"
* "So Christmas is done. Now we're in post-Christmas territory. The new policy is, I'll just have games for Christmas that don't go aggressively against the spirit of Christmas. Unless they actually ''are'' Christmas games, but again, that probably won't happen. So I won't be having games for the holidays where somebody's head explodes. Well... no, I can't promise that, but I'll be going in on good faith that nobody's head explodes in the episode. Then whatever happens, happens. So with that in mind: ''[[BaitAndSwitch Alien Rampage]].''"
* Ross spends a good chunk of time throughout the video rating the plausibility of every single futuristic aspect of the game's world, from self-driving cars, Mars colonization, and food printers to [[spoiler:brain scanning]].
* "So, Berlin, 2048. Though spoiler, unlike that mountain, nobody in the game has a European accent."
* "Well, this is a fancy apartment, though it looks like they don't believe in doors in the future. Not even on the bathroom. Not how I'd design an apartment for a family of three, but okay."
* "And it looks like Richard has some AugmentedReality going on too. I like how it tells me my books are outdated. Yes, I'm sure many companies would do this if they could. Oh look, your kid's ''toys'' are outdated too. Of course they are."
* "[Reading notes] 'This is bigger than Dronegate!' Dronegate."
** "Oh, Richard's a Pulitzer Prize winner! Dronegate, people!"
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* "You, too, can be a fish."
* While complaining about the lack of Christmas and winter-themed video games, Ross leaves a mini-review of {{VideoGame/Steep}}, which immediately starts by giving it the "Online only" award. Because a single-player downhill snowboarding game clearly needs a constant internet connection.
** "I like the wanton [[ProductPlacement Red Bull advertising on multiple courses.]] And of course the Red Bull cinematics. ["Red Bull sure are firing on all cylinders right now!"] And the Red Bull sponsored events. And just drinking a Red Bull before a run after being flown up on the Red Bull helicopter. Red Bull."
** "As someone who grew up around mountains, I can guarantee they do not care if you ski on them or not. They probably don't care about anything. But if mountains ''did'' have something to tell us, it would be something like this: '''Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh-'''"
* "So Christmas is done. Now we're in post-Christmas territory. The new policy is, I'll just have games for Christmas that don't go aggressively against the spirit of Christmas. Unless they actually ''are'' Christmas games, but again, that probably won't happen. So I won't be having games for the holidays where somebody's head explodes. Well... no, I can't promise that, but I'll be going in on good faith that nobody's head explodes in the episode. Then whatever happens, happens. So with that in mind: ''[[BaitAndSwitch Alien Rampage]].''"
* Ross spends a good chunk of time throughout the video rating the plausibility of every single futuristic aspect of the game's world, from self-driving cars, Mars colonization, and food printers to [[spoiler:brain scanning]].
* "So, Berlin, 2048. Though spoiler, unlike that mountain, nobody in the game has a European accent."
* "Well, this is a fancy apartment, though it looks like they don't believe in doors in the future. Not even on the bathroom. Not how I'd design an apartment for a family of three, but okay."
* "And it looks like Richard has some AugmentedReality going on too. I like how it tells me my books are outdated. Yes, I'm sure many companies would do this if they could. Oh look, your kid's ''toys'' are outdated too. Of course they are."
* "[Reading notes] 'This is bigger than Dronegate!' Dronegate."
** "Oh, Richard's a Pulitzer Prize winner! Dronegate, people!"
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* Ross's comments on a room on Mars where a robot went crazy and murdered everyone. Meanwhile, one room over, two security guards are busy playing rock-paper-scissors.
-->'''Ross''': Yeah, I think somebody's not gonna have a job soon.
-->'''Ross''': Yeah, I think somebody's not gonna have a job soon.
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-->'''Tom:''' This game is like occasionally getting sat on by a much bigger kid from school. He doesn't hit you or take anything. He just likes to remind you how powerless you are.
-->'''Ross:''' Tom, your head is round; you're not thinking like a triangle.
-->''[[FacePalm Cut to Tom squeezing his temples.]]''
-->'''Ross:''' Tom, your head is round; you're not thinking like a triangle.
-->''[[FacePalm Cut to Tom squeezing his temples.]]''
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* While running through a lit of other hoverboard games, Ross comes across ''VideoGame/AgentHugoRoboRumble'':
-->'''Ross''': What's this?
-->'''Hugo''': Alright!
-->'''Ross''': [[NoJustNoReaction No!]]
-->'''Ross''': What's this?
-->'''Hugo''': Alright!
-->'''Ross''': [[NoJustNoReaction No!]]
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---> '''Ross:''' These are ''enforced puns''! You ''will'' get the joke, or you're not leaving here.
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* You know this reminds me of when skateboarder Danny Way tried to jump the Great Wall of China several years back and guess what? He did it. Nice and clean, except the problem was that even though he pulled it off great I question the ramp design. See, he had built up so much momentum there was no good way for him to get rid of it. So when he hit that end ramp he just rocketed straight up, and then I think the lizard part of his brain took over, realizing he was gonna die if he didn't land this right. So you see him toss the skateboard and just kind of flail around in the air right there. But if Danny Way had been using a ''hoverboard'' instead of skateboard then maybe he could have stayed on it, and I think Trickstyle explores that possibility a little bit.
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* Ross is happy about getting more days off after the murders, calling Tom the real hero for sending the team off early.
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* Ross is happy about getting more days off after the murders, calling Tom the real hero for sending the team off early. When Tom himself is murdered and Curtis gets another day off...
-->'''Ross''': So Tom's death was not in vain!
-->'''Ross''': So Tom's death was not in vain!
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** "After discovering the secrets of TimeTravel, I guess they decided to get a head start on their careers and figured getting their music into a budget racing game wouldn't disrupt the timeline too much. But they probably weren't counting on me pointing this out. [[ExplainExplainOhCrap So, wait, does that mean I could be erasing this timeline and replacing it with another-" "[[TemporalParadox .tfel eht ot pmuj a tsuj s'tI]]"
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** "After discovering the secrets of TimeTravel, I guess they decided to get a head start on their careers and figured getting their music into a budget racing game wouldn't disrupt the timeline too much. But they probably weren't counting on me pointing this out. [[ExplainExplainOhCrap So, wait, does that mean I could be erasing this timeline and replacing it with another-" another]]-" "[[TemporalParadox .tfel eht ot pmuj a tsuj s'tI]]"
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** "After discovering the secrets of TimeTravel, I guess they decided to get a head start on their careers and figured getting their music into a budget racing game wouldn't disrupt the timeline too much. But they probably weren't counting on me pointing this out. So, wait, does that mean I could be erasing this timeline and replacing it with another-" "[[TemporalParadox .tfel eht ot pmuj a tsuj s'tI]]"
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** "After discovering the secrets of TimeTravel, I guess they decided to get a head start on their careers and figured getting their music into a budget racing game wouldn't disrupt the timeline too much. But they probably weren't counting on me pointing this out. [[ExplainExplainOhCrap So, wait, does that mean I could be erasing this timeline and replacing it with another-" "[[TemporalParadox .tfel eht ot pmuj a tsuj s'tI]]"
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* "If you're life is too normal and you're just not disturbed enough being you, look up any of [[Creator/DavidFirth his]] videos and he'll take care of you."
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* "If you're your life is too normal and you're just not disturbed enough being you, look up any of [[Creator/DavidFirth his]] videos and he'll take care of you."
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no use bringing the guy up if you're not going to mention who he is
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* "If you're life is too normal and you're just not disturbed enough being you, look up any of his videos and he'll take care of you."
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* "If you're life is too normal and you're just not disturbed enough being you, look up any of his [[Creator/DavidFirth his]] videos and he'll take care of you."
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* When complaining about other players harrassing him during online play, Ross concludes that his only solution is to run off to another part of the country:
-->'''Ross:''' Come get me now, punks; I'm in Nebraska!
-->'''Ross:''' Come get me now, punks; I'm in Nebraska!
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* There is a puzzle where Granny has to make a hairdresser fall down a manhole, but the puzzle must be done in a precise manner and the game gives away absolutely no clues on how to do it correctly. Ross's reaction is about what you'd expect.
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* There is a puzzle where Granny has to make a hairdresser fall down a manhole, but the puzzle must be done in a precise manner and the game gives away absolutely no clues on how to do it correctly.correctly, nor is there any logical connection between the puzzle and the result. Ross's reaction is about what you'd expect.
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* "Now lately, when I have a [[ChristmasSpecial Christmas episode]], it tends to invlve a [[AnAssKickingChristmas very liberal interpretation of Christmas.]] Becuase AsYouKnow, playing Christmas games is reserved for the sixth level of Hell."
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* "Now lately, when I have a [[ChristmasSpecial Christmas episode]], it tends to invlve involve a [[AnAssKickingChristmas very liberal interpretation of Christmas.]] Becuase Because AsYouKnow, playing Christmas games is reserved for the sixth level of Hell."
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* "NO, I DON'T WANT STICKYKEYS, YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I'M PLAYING THE GAME! I'M PLAYING THE GA-!"
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* While complaining how the game's stunt system doesn't consistently work for the more complicated tricks, a Sticky Keys window pops up and minimizes the game window. Ross then goes into [[ThrowItIn an unscripted rant]].
--> "NO, I DON'T WANT STICKYKEYS, YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I'M PLAYING THE GAME! I'M PLAYING THE GA-!"
--> "NO, I DON'T WANT STICKYKEYS, YOU PIECE OF CRAP! I'M PLAYING THE GAME! I'M PLAYING THE GA-!"
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* Ross states that if he were a billionaire, he'd construct ominous structures in hard-to-reach places for fun.
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* "We meet a friendly farmer who gives us some directions, so naturally, we need to return the favor [[CrueltyIsTheOnlyOption by creating as much chaos in his life as possible.]]"
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---> '''Ross:''' These are ''enforced puns''! You ''will'' get this the joke, or you're not leaving here.
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* Ross's LamePunReaction to one of the ingredients for a potion being a toadstool. [[VisualPun As in, a tiny stool used by talking toads.]] It belonged to one of their friends, [[IncrediblyLamePun before he croaked.]]
---> '''Ross:''' These are ''enforced puns''! You ''will'' get this joke, or you're not leaving here.
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* Ross likens Xanthia's [[DullSurprise reaction]] to someone robbing her home to a character learning what crime is on an after school special.
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* Ross likens Xanthia's [[DullSurprise reaction]] to someone robbing her home to a character learning what crime is on an after school special.
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Wick cleaning
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* "Hey wait, [[AWorldwidePunomenon You Left Your Fart in San Francisco!]]" "''Jesus Christ.''"
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* "Hey wait, [[AWorldwidePunomenon You Left Your Fart in San Francisco!]]" Francisco!" "''Jesus Christ.''"
