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* The film gets padded with several comic relief scenes of the adventures of "Bandit" the racoon. And by "[[DeadlyEuphemism adventures]]", the film means constant brushes with danger, starting with a fight with a cougar, and then getting washed away on an ice floe during a flash flood.
-->'''Narrator:''' Logs, branches, and huge pieces of ice came crashing downstream.\\
'''Mike, Kevin, Bill:''' ''Adventure!''\\
'''Narrator:''' There went Bandit, sailing by on a chunk of ice.\\
'''Bill:''' ''[Jovially as the narrator]'' Yep, he's out there somewhere, kids! ''[sotto voce]'' Pull out further so you can't see the corpse.\\
'''Narrator:''' ''[as the film crossfades to Bandit on the riverside]'' He scampered from one piece of ice to the other and finally made it to shore.\\
'''Mike:''' Shown here, Bandit Number 17.
** Kevin gets to sing another reprise of the film's theme dedicated to Bandit: "There is a raccoon, true star of this film! It's like [[Film/FridayTheThirteenth Jason Voorhees]], it cannot be killed!''
** A callback when one of the evil buffalo hunters in the film takes a shot at a herd of buffalo offscreen:
--->''[Gunshot]''\\
'''Kevin:'' ''[as hunter]'' Yeehaw! Got me a raccoon!\\
'''Bill:''' ''[as narrator]'' Bandit's 'adventures' continue!
-->'''Narrator:''' Logs, branches, and huge pieces of ice came crashing downstream.\\
'''Mike, Kevin, Bill:''' ''Adventure!''\\
'''Narrator:''' There went Bandit, sailing by on a chunk of ice.\\
'''Bill:''' ''[Jovially as the narrator]'' Yep, he's out there somewhere, kids! ''[sotto voce]'' Pull out further so you can't see the corpse.\\
'''Narrator:''' ''[as the film crossfades to Bandit on the riverside]'' He scampered from one piece of ice to the other and finally made it to shore.\\
'''Mike:''' Shown here, Bandit Number 17.
** Kevin gets to sing another reprise of the film's theme dedicated to Bandit: "There is a raccoon, true star of this film! It's like [[Film/FridayTheThirteenth Jason Voorhees]], it cannot be killed!''
** A callback when one of the evil buffalo hunters in the film takes a shot at a herd of buffalo offscreen:
--->''[Gunshot]''\\
'''Kevin:'' ''[as hunter]'' Yeehaw! Got me a raccoon!\\
'''Bill:''' ''[as narrator]'' Bandit's 'adventures' continue!
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* The differs are disturbed by the size of the underarm sweat stains on the shirt of John Agar's character, Steve, as he explores Mystery Mountain.
--> '''Bill (as Steve):''' Say, it's not super important, but if you happen to find any anti-perspirant lying around, feel free to let me know.
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-->'''Bill '''Mike:''' Jeez, a couple more minutes and those pit stains are gonna spread to his socks. ''[cuts to scene where Agar is wearing a fresh shirt]'' And they're gone.
* Unsurprisingly, there are lots of brain-related puns.
-->'''Bill (asSteve):''' Say, it's not super important, but if you happen to find any anti-perspirant lying around, feel free to let me know.the brain attacks Steve and Dan):''' Ahhh, frontal lobe too powerful ... medulla too oblongata ...
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* Unsurprisingly, there are lots of brain-related puns.
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* A location called Mystery Mountain plays a role in the film.
-->'''Bill:''' Mystery Mountain: home of Franchise/ScoobyDoo's doomsday cult.
* The differs are disturbed by the size of the underarm sweat stains on the shirt of John Agar's character, Steve, as he explores Mystery Mountain.
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* A location called Mystery Mountain plays a role in the film.
-->'''Bill:''' Mystery Mountain: home of Franchise/ScoobyDoo's doomsday cult.
* The differs are disturbed by the size of the underarm sweat stains on the shirt of John Agar's character, Steve, as he explores Mystery Mountain.
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-->'''Kevin:''' ''(as Estevez) ''Let's see: nine letters, untalented actor from ''Film/{{Soultaker}}''-[[IResembleThatRemark HEY!]]
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-->'''Kevin:''' ''(as Estevez) ''Let's see: nine letters, untalented actor from ''Film/{{Soultaker}}''-[[IResembleThatRemark ''Film/{{Soultaker}}''- [[IResembleThatRemark HEY!]]
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'''Mike:''' Yeah, I do but you're an alliga-look, just go to Hell.
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* A shot of a group of fairies swirling in the air returns a riff that it's the UsefulNotes/Playstation2 start-up.
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* During the final battle, Mike compares the tank versus CoolBike action to when ''VideoGame/ExciteBike'' invaded ''VideoGame/ScorchedEarth'' during "The Great [[UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem NES]] - {{Shareware}} Wars of '91."
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* During the final battle, Mike compares the tank versus CoolBike action to when ''VideoGame/ExciteBike'' invaded ''VideoGame/ScorchedEarth'' during "The Great [[UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem [[Platform/NintendoEntertainmentSystem NES]] - {{Shareware}} Wars of '91."
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-->'''Bill:''' (''as Richard'') Also, get these swords unstuck. Accidentally glued them together.
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'''Mike:''' (as Cromwell) Aha! My sword also has laughable concealed technology that wouldn't work for a second if you really think about it!\\
-->'''Bill:''' (as Talon) Aha! I have a hidden sword that I wouldn't have needed if the main sword wasn't substantially weakened by being hollow!\\
'''Mike:''' (as Cromwell) Aha! My sword also has laughable concealed technology that wouldn't work for a second if you really think about it!\\
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-->'''Bill:'''(as Talon) ''(as Talon)'' Aha! I have a hidden sword that I wouldn't have needed if the main sword wasn't substantially weakened by being hollow!\\
'''Mike:'''(as Cromwell) ''(as Cromwell)'' Aha! My sword also has laughable concealed technology that wouldn't work for a second if you really think about it!\\
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'''Mike:'''
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-->'''Mike:'''(as Talon) ''(as Talon)'' Take that! Also, I'm pretty much Wolverine at this point.
-->'''Mike:'''
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-->''Kevin:'' Now he pulls off both those switchblades to reveal tiny crossbows underneath.
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-->'''Bill:''' (as Talon) Aha! I have a hidden sword that I wouldn't have needed if the main sword wasn't substantially weakened by being hollow!\\
-->'''Mike:''' (as Cromwell) Aha! My sword also has laughable concealed technology that wouldn't work for a second if you really think about it!\\
-->''Kevin:'' Now he pulls off both those switchblades to reveal tiny crossbows underneath.
* When Talon stabs Cromwell with a blade hidden in his wrist.
-->'''Mike:''' (as Talon) Take that! Also, I'm pretty much Wolverine at this point.
-->'''Bill:''' (as Talon) Aha! I have a hidden sword that I wouldn't have needed if the main sword wasn't substantially weakened by being hollow!\\
-->'''Mike:''' (as Cromwell) Aha! My sword also has laughable concealed technology that wouldn't work for a second if you really think about it!\\
-->''Kevin:'' Now he pulls off both those switchblades to reveal tiny crossbows underneath.
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-->'''Kevin:''' Ah, no, one of the film investors walked in.\\
-->'''Mike:''' ''(as investor)'' My money! AHHHH!!!
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-->'''Mike:''' ''(as investor)'' My money! AHHHH!!!
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* The riffers' impression of rabbits trying to get through a wire-mesh fence.
-->'''Bill:''' None of these guys got through, but I'll be able to--''[[CurseCutShort sonuva--!]]''
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fence during the prologue. "Sonuva-! Ow!"
-->'''Bill:''' (As rabbit charging fence from stage left) None ofthese ''these'' guys got through, but I'll be able to--''[[CurseCutShort sonuva--!]]''
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-->'''Kevin:''' (watching helicopter shot of a rancher riding a horse, singing) He's the Lepus Kid, he rides his steed, across the plains! No one knows what "lepus" means, it's an unfortunate name! ''Lepus Kid! Whoa!''
** Calling back to an earlier joke about the writers giving up and having characters say "LEPUS EQUALS RABBIT" during some clumsy foreshadowing of why the FreakLabAccident will cause a population explosion of Giant Killer Bunny Rabbits.
* The scientist's daughter gets an invitation from the rancher's son to visit Captain Billy, an apparently grizzled old man living nearby who sets off so many red flags that Kevin is telling the girl to call the authorities in minutes. Nick Nolte makes a cameo as Billy in a riff a few scenes later.
-->'''Kevin:''' (watching helicopter shot of a rancher riding a horse, singing) He's the Lepus Kid, he rides his steed, across the plains! No one knows what "lepus" means, it's an unfortunate name! ''Lepus Kid! Whoa!''
** Calling back to an earlier joke about the writers giving up and having characters say "LEPUS EQUALS RABBIT" during some clumsy foreshadowing of why the FreakLabAccident will cause a population explosion of Giant Killer Bunny Rabbits.
* The scientist's daughter gets an invitation from the rancher's son to visit Captain Billy, an apparently grizzled old man living nearby who sets off so many red flags that Kevin is telling the girl to call the authorities in minutes. Nick Nolte makes a cameo as Billy in a riff a few scenes later.
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* When Joyce is visited by Jake, a black man wearing sunglasses:
-->'''Joyce:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero I don't mean to sound prejudiced, but]]...
-->'''Mike''': Whoa!
-->'''Joyce:''' [[BaitAndSwitch I don't like taking advice from a blind man]].
-->'''Mike''': [[FlatWhat Wait, what]]?
-->'''Jake:''' ''(takes off his sunglasses)'' Look, I just came by to let you know that I've seen some things that have been opening my eyes.
-->'''Joyce''': You mean about Slade.
-->'''Kevin''': Yeah, can we get back to--do you think ''everyone'' wearing sunglasses is blind?
-->'''Joyce:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero I don't mean to sound prejudiced, but]]...
-->'''Mike''': Whoa!
-->'''Joyce:''' [[BaitAndSwitch I don't like taking advice from a blind man]].
-->'''Mike''': [[FlatWhat Wait, what]]?
-->'''Jake:''' ''(takes off his sunglasses)'' Look, I just came by to let you know that I've seen some things that have been opening my eyes.
-->'''Joyce''': You mean about Slade.
-->'''Kevin''': Yeah, can we get back to--do you think ''everyone'' wearing sunglasses is blind?
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-->'''Bill:''' If matryoshka dolls were designed by [[Music/{{Gwar}} GWAR.]]
-->'''Bill:''' If matryoshka dolls were designed by [[Music/{{Gwar}} GWAR.]]
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* "Bill puts the 'wad' in 'gaywad.'"
* When a traffic cop raises his hand.
-->'''Bill:''' Gimme some up top, my bruthas!
* Their jokes about the very old, dumpy-looking jury.
-->'''Mike:''' Did they truck all these people in from ''[[Film/TheGrapesOfWrath The Grapes of Wrath?]]''
-->'''Mike:''' You, the world's ''ugliest'' jury!
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-->'''Bill:''' Gimme some up top, my bruthas!
* Their jokes about the very old, dumpy-looking jury.
-->'''Mike:''' Did they truck all these people in from ''[[Film/TheGrapesOfWrath The Grapes of Wrath?]]''
-->'''Mike:''' You, the world's ''ugliest'' jury!
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--> ''"Oh Suzanna, just what is this movie / you started out as Superman / but now it's Roadhouse 3!"''
* "You know, I can go for some ''dramatic'' relief."
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-->''"There's always room for a small dick joke in the midst of sexual assault. Ha ha ha, go to hell, movie!"''
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* Argolese, the Son Of Hercules Of The Week, fights a lion, and Bill catches the reference:
-->'''Bill:''' The Nemean Lion!\\
'''Mike:''' The ''[[InsistentTerminology son]]'' of the Nemean Lion.\\
'''Kevin:''' ''(Singing ToTheTuneOf the Sons of Hercules theme)'' The son of the Nemean Lion \ He never knew his dad, \ And so he developed a drinking problem \ and resented his mom's boyfriends!
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-->'''Kevin:''' (...) [[SpecialEffectsFailure The oldest, crankiest dragon in the world]]!\\
'''Bill:''' Give me fifteen minutes to lumber over there, and then I will gum you ''so hard''!\\
''(Argolese throws a spear through the dragon's head.)''\\
'''Bill:''' Oh, my brain! It's poking my memory centers! All I can think about is the time I enjoyed a sarsaparilla with a pretty girl [[BreadEggsMilkSquick in a segregated malt shop]]. That was a great day.
* The running gag of Argolese being TheUnfavorite of Hercules' "[[DolledUpInstallment sons]]".
-->'''Mike:''' ''(Immediately after Argolese defeats Methusa-zilla)'' His dad looks down from above, thinking "I wouldn't have needed a damn spear."
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* Argolese, the Son Of Hercules Of The Week, fights a lion, and Bill catches the reference:
-->'''Bill:''' The Nemean Lion!\\
'''Mike:''' The ''[[InsistentTerminology son]]'' of the Nemean Lion.\\
'''Kevin:''' ''(Singing ToTheTuneOf the Sons of Hercules theme)'' The son of the Nemean Lion \ He never knew his dad, \ And so he developed a drinking problem \ and resented his mom's boyfriends!
* Argolese's fight with "[[FanNickname Methusa-zilla]]",
-->'''Kevin:''' (...) [[SpecialEffectsFailure The oldest, crankiest dragon in the world]]!\\
'''Bill:''' Give me fifteen minutes to lumber over there, and then I will gum you ''so hard''!\\
''(Argolese throws a spear through the dragon's head.)''\\
'''Bill:''' Oh, my brain! It's poking my memory centers! All I can think about is the time I enjoyed a sarsaparilla with a pretty girl [[BreadEggsMilkSquick in a segregated malt shop]]. That was a great day.
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-->'''Mike:''' ''(Immediately after Argolese defeats Methusa-zilla)'' His dad looks down from above, thinking "I wouldn't have needed a damn spear."
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-->'''Mike:''' What, that's it?! So a pothole could have completed this mission ''hours'' ago?!
-->'''Kevin:''' I drew my gun at a federal agent over a LOOSE USB CABLE?!
-->'''Mike:''' What, that's it?! So a pothole could have completed this mission ''hours'' ago?!
-->'''Kevin:''' I drew my gun at a federal agent over a LOOSE USB CABLE?!
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* As one of the QuirkyMinibossSquad is racing his getaway car through an underground garage to escape Charlie...
-->'''Bill:''' Somewhere in this garage is a [[FruitCart fruit vender looking around nervously.]]
-->'''Bill:''' Somewhere in this garage is a [[FruitCart fruit vender looking around nervously.]]
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* Bill on the opening foreword describing the effects of marijuana: “Space expands, time slows down, TV is watched for over a half an hour without realizing it’s on mute…”
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-->'''Mike:''' The milita's barber seems to have a... singular focus.\\
'''Bill:''' "I'd like a gentlemen's cut. Taper the back, maybe two and half on the side..."\\
'''Kevin:''' "Mullet. No problem."
-->'''Mike:''' The milita's barber seems to have a... singular focus.\\
'''Bill:''' "I'd like a gentlemen's cut. Taper the back, maybe two and half on the side..."\\
'''Kevin:''' "Mullet. No problem."
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-->'''Hogan:''' "You were different. You were one in a thousand."\\
'''Kevin:''' So not statistically uncommon at all.\\
'''Mike:''' Dantons just damn everywhere.
-->'''Hogan:''' "You were different. You were one in a thousand."\\
'''Kevin:''' So not statistically uncommon at all.\\
'''Mike:''' Dantons just damn everywhere.
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* "Maybe Happy will be bayonetted in the stomach. Point is, we ''all'' have dreams!"
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-->'''Bill:''' Both of those sounded like ''threats.''
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-->'''Bill:''' Both of those Those both sounded like ''threats.''
''threats!''
*When King Fendel gives a salute, Kirk says Brian will still see him in his dreams, Bill angrily shouts that he'll see gives an awkward wave goodbye and Happy getting bayonetted in blows his nose.
-->'''Kevin''': Not since Iwo Jima has an image so captured thestomach in his dreams.American spirit.
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-->'''Kevin''': Not since Iwo Jima has an image so captured the
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'''Bill:''' (quietly) Well said.
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'''Bill:''' (quietly) Well said.\\
'''Kevin:''' (quietly) Thank you.
'''Kevin:''' (quietly) Thank you.
