History Funny / Rerez

** Upon finding out that the game is actually a VideoGameDemake for ''CID The Dummy'' made for phones, Shane wonders if the ports to modern consoles means that the game was at least well received for the time. So they decide to check the reviews for the game, and only find 1 perfect review... ''written by the developers of the game''.

--->'''Phix:''' (''speaking in a very pained tone of voice'') They call me Phix. I'm so very broken. (''Phix's left eye goes askew'')

** After defeating Mr. Powder, he quickly apologizes to Phix, saying the Cleric informed him he was coming to save them, to Shane's great chagrin.

** The duo's reaction to the FinalBoss [[{{Samurai}} Señor Shogun]] looking like he's about to commit {{Seppuku}}, and their subsequent relief when he doesn't.
*** While fighting Shogun, Adam comments on how the battle is actually pretty awesome, but Shane brings up one exception:

** '''"LOOK AT IT. GAZE INTO THE VOID OCCUPYING ITS SOUL SPACE. DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD FIND REPRIEVE IN THIS WORLD? THERE IS NO SANITY HERE, ONLY CHICKENS! CHICKENS! BAAAAAAAWK..."'''

---> '''Morphman''': I'm sorry fellas! I have a bad sense of...\\

** When the duo collect a "bowl of food", they examine it in the collectibles menu and are annoyed that it looks more like an empty plate. Later, while explaining the first boss, Shane says it tunnels through a large sandy bowl-shaped arena, leading Adam to bring up the plate again.

--->'''Adam and Shane:''' Wait! Hey! Hey! You don't! Kong, no! There's no getting out of this!

** When Shane talks about how Phix would have a very small brain based on the size of his eyes, a rendition of him with one of their mouths photoshopped on is shown, leading both Adam and Shane to let out a simultaneous "yikes!"

'''Shane:''' ''[as [=RoboCop=]]'' Apple, Puppy, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Hippity Hop]]

** Earlier, they're so blindsided by a [[BrainsAndBondage BDSM joke]] said by Alex[[labelnote:Explanation]]When the other Angels volunteer her for infiltrating a dungeon, Alex responds [[InnocentInnuendo "Why am I always the one involved with black leather and a whip?"]] Thing is, it's a dungeon in a medieval Scottish castle, not a sex dungeon, so the joke's already a stretch.[[/labelnote]], they wonder if they'd force sexual jokes into all of their missions irregardless of how it makes sense, leading to an ImagineSpot where the Angels infiltrate a library [[RefugeInAudacity by dressing as books with shapely legs.]] Said books are also copies of Literature/MobyDick, Literature/AFarewellToArms [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and]] [[ToiletHumor Everyone Poops]][[note]]A Japanese children's book about [[ToiletTrainingPlot toilet training]] written and illustrated by Taro Gomi[[/note]].

** When trying to make a bugged jump, they attempt to use several different controllers... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a plastic banana]], causing the person holding it to [[{{Beat}} briefly pause]] before shifting to another one.

*** Shane boasts that "I'm no Picasso, but I can play a little piano!" After he fumbles through a few bars, Sebastian returns: "Hear that? You're a pianist!" Pause. "... but alas, you are no Picasso." *beat* *innocent blink*
*** Defending his poor showing - which Adam describes as sounding like 'someone dropped a jumbo sturgeon onto the giant keyboard from ''{{Film/Big}}''" - Shane complains that using the Wii Remote is nothing like manipulating the real thing, and insists - repeatedly - that [[HehHehYouSaidX fingering]] is an integral part of playing the piano. Sebastian has to ask him to ''please'' stop saying 'fingering'.

*** Defending his poor showing - which Adam describes as sounding like 'someone dropped a jumbo sturgeon onto the giant keyboard from ''{{Film/Big}}''" - Shane complains that using the Wiimote is nothing like manipulating the real thing, and insists - repeatedly - that [[HehHehYouSaidX fingering]] is an integral part of playing the piano. Sebastian has to ask him to ''please'' stop saying 'fingering'.

*** Shane boasts that "I'm no Picasso, but I can play a little piano!" After fumbles through a few bars, Sebastian returns: "Hear that? You're a pianist!" Pause. "... but alas, you are no Picasso." *beat* *innocent blink*

--> '''Sebastian''': I rushed back! Is a puma in labour here?
A bit later, the little guy's mask drops entirely, as he desperately warns the audience that the cacophony induced by playing the game is so bad it can awaken [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos the Elder Gods]].

** Shane boasts that "I'm no Picasso, but I can play a little piano!" After fumbles through a few bars, Sebastian returns: "Hear that? You're a pianist!" Pause. "... but alas, you are no Picasso." *beat* *innocent blink*
** Defending his poor showing - which Adam describes as sounding like 'someone dropped a jumbo sturgeon onto the giant keyboard from ' '{{Film/Big}} ' ' - Shane complains that using the Wiimote is nothing like manipulating the real thing, and insists - repeatedly - that [[HehHehYouSaidX fingering]] is an integral part of playing the piano. Sebastian has to ask him to ''please'' stop saying 'fingering' .
*** Shane tries multiple other instruments, getting increasingly frustrated with the terrible sound. He winds up with an excruciating trumpet solo, leading to Sebastian's abrupt reappearance:

** Defending his poor showing - which Adam describes as sounding like 'someone dropped a jumbo sturgeon onto the giant keyboard from ''{{Film/Big}} ' ' - Shane complains that using the Wiimote is nothing like manipulating the real thing, and insists - repeatedly - that [[HehHehYouSaidX fingering]] is an integral part of playing the piano. Sebastian has to ask him to ''please'' stop saying 'fingering' .

** Their rendition of the Wii Shop Channel music. "Beep beep, boop boop, bop bop, boop boop."

** "I can go to the main menu! I can just wave my hands around in the main menu! And– And I'll have a better gameplay experience ''there.''"

--> '''Shane''': Oh, ''please'' tell me we don't have to.

** When talking about how playing an instrument is unsatisfying in this game as it lacks the feeling of manipulating the real thing (like other games in the same genre would by using peripherals), Shane laments that [[HehHehYouSaidX fingering]] is an integral part of playing the guitar. He keeps hammering the point, and so keeps repeating "fingering". Sebastian Tute, the game's mascot, has to intervene to ask him to ''please'' stop saying that.
*** More fun with Sebastian : as he desperately warns the audience, apparently the cacophony induced by playing the game is so bad it can awaken [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos the Elder Gods]].

*** More fun with Sebastian : as he desperately warns the audience, apparently the cacophony induced by playing the game is apparently so bad it can awaken [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos the Elder Gods]].

** When talking about how playing an instrument is unsatisfying in this game as it lacks the feeling of manipulating the real thing (like other games in the same genre would by using peripherals), Shane laments that [[HeHeYouSaidX fingering]] is an integral part of playing the guitar. He keeps hammering the point, and so keeps repeating "fingering". Sebastian Tute, the game's mascot, has to intervene to ask him to ''please'' stop saying that.
*** More fun with Sebastian : as he desperately warns the audience, apparently the cacophony induced by playing the game is apparently so bad it can awaken [[TheCthulhuMythos the Elder Gods]].

* In the UsefulNotes/HyperScan review, Shane turns a defective system into a puppet by slapping googly eyes on it. TheStinger has the puppet throwing up cards.

* In their review of ''Glimmerati'' within the Worst Ever Series review of the UsefulNotes/NGage, Shane describes the supporting characters as "''[[Franchise/JamesBond Bond]]'' villains getting ready to go out and hit the club". Adam then immediately comments on Klaus's GoofyBuckteeth:

--> '''Shane''': Oh, please tell me we don't have to.

--> ''(cue groaning from Shane)''

--> ''(cue groaning from Shane)'''

** Shane refers to the option of recording and sharing your music as "blackmail material".

* In their review of ''Glimmerati'' within the Worst Ever Series review of the UsefulNotes/NGage, Shane describes the supporting characters as "''[[Franchise/JamesBond Bond]]'' villains getting ready to go out and hit the club". Adam then immediately comments on Klaus's GoofyBuckteeth:
--> '''Adam:''' For stock photos that pop up when you type "glamorous constipation" into a search engine.

*** There's also Shane making his band all 4 Shane miis and naming them "Shane & The Triplets".