History Funny / RegularCarReviews

---> "It makes enough horsepower! I'm a man now! S'cuse me, s'cuse me, s'cuse me, I'm gonna order coffee while talking on the phone. Hey it's me! I just gotta [[SuddenlyShouting TOUCH BASE WITH YOU!]] AAAAGH! IT'S TIME TO TOUCH BASE! With you, and the REST OF THE TEAM! WORKING ON THE SAME PAGE! HWOOOOAH THIS IS CRITICAL! YEAH SAME PAGE! AND TOUCHING BASE! [[superscript:We gotta touch base!]] AND LOOK AHEADDDDDDDD! I JUST SOILED MYSELF! IS EVERYONE ON BOARDDDD?! We're rounding the bend! The conference room is reserved! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis AND MY URETHRA! IS YAWNING! AND WE'RE ALL! GONNA! TOUCH! BASE!]]"

** His impressive TakeThat rant against the ''Manga/InitialD'' fandom at the start of the review.
---> "[[LargeHam YOU DON'T LIKE THIS CAR! YOU LIKE A CARTOON!]] A ''BORING'' CARTOON!!"

** He has some choice words for people who try to pass off a domestically-manufactured Corolla GT-S as an imported Trueno:

** He has some choice words for people who try to pass off a domestic Corolla GT-S as an imported Trueno:

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* The beginning of the [[https://youtu.be/-s0kMwJ3b-Y 2005 Mazadaspeed MX-5 Miata]] review, where Mr. Regular does an imitation of a rude, arrogant and egotistical Miata owner.

* The beginning of the [[https://youtu.be/-s0kMwJ3b-Y 2005 Mazadaspeed MX-5 Miata]], where Mr. Regular does an imitation of a rude, arrogant and egotistical Miata owner.

* The beginning of the [[https://youtu.be/-s0kMwJ3b-Y 2005 Mazadaspeed MX-5 Miata]], where Mr. Regular does an imitation of a rude, self-centered Miata owner.

---> "Your time's done old man! We make more power than you and the kids like us more! '''And I can still get hard with a thought, huh?'''" *cue Mr. Regular repeatedly saying "Hot dicks!" (aside from "[[NonSequitur Merry Christmas]]" in the beginning) [[{{Corpsing}} before he starts to crack up]]*

---> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' [[NoExportForYou importer]]. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll listen to two things: either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'? We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! [[YouBastard You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from eBay! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! Really? You're doing this?]]"

---> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' [[NoExportForYou importer]]. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll listen to two things: either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'? We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! [[YouBastard You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from eBay! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! Really? You're doing this?]]"
** The random tangent into ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' erotica.

---> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' [[NoExportForYou importer]]. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll listen to two things: either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'? We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' [[YouBastard You're doing this?]]"

--> "You ''can'' have an [=AE98=] Trueno [...] if you desire, sure; find a ''lawful'' [[NoExportForYou importer]]. But '''[[WhatTheHellHero if you body-swap a Corolla GT-S]]''', tread lightly, because car enthusiasts are catty shittalkers and [[BerserkButton bad swapping will put you between judgmental iron sights]]. If you roll a fake Trueno to Cars and Coffee, here's what's gonna happen: Folks will surround your Toyota and listen to you talk. They'll listen to two things: either listen to denials or confessions. Well, what are you gonna do? Will you say 'Oh, it's not real, it's just a loving tribute'? Or, will you say, with your '''left-hand steering wheel in FULL VIEW of everyone''', '[[BadLiar Oh, it's a real Trueno]]'? We're all watchin'! You're on stage now and we're all listening! You knew the public's critical expectations when that Trueno badge came from [=eBay=]! You knew what you were doing when you screwed it on! You knew what you were doing when you changed the amber marker lights from the USDM ones to the JDM ones! ''Really?'' [[YouBastard You're doing this?]]"