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[[Funny/RedVsBlueZero Zero]]

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[[folder:Zero]]

[[AC:Viper]]
* "How did you... Who are you?" "Seconds to live, and these are your last words?"
* During Phase's TeleportSpam, at one point, she decides to fall on her back before vanishing.
* Everything regarding One taking a shortcut, from Axel regretting suggesting it in the first place ("Don't do it. *throws off the map* You're doing it."), to East getting angry at losing the lead and deciding to take over the Warthog's turret.
* Raymond puking inside his own helmet.
* Wash's CasualDangerDialogue while being threatened, starting with "Does roughing up your prisoners usually work out for you?" during a NeckLift, and following it by commenting on Phase's shiny device: "That look kinda scary. You're not stick that in anything, or up anything..."

[[AC:Recovery]]
* The image of Carolina with a cast ''above the armor'', which has already been signed by Shatter Squad.
* Just the scene where Tiny is introduced, where an enormous, intimidating armored soldier [[VocalDissonance is actually a squeaky-voiced girl.]]
* "I need a charger, forgot the end thingy, the butt... I call it the butt." "Hey... You're a butt."
** And later, Raymond is seen charging it on a nearby terminal, saying he'd like to charge his phone battery to 30%. A [[{{Beat}} moment later]], West shoots the terminal and says "Looks like 30% to me."
* Axel's excitement talking about a lawnmower.

[[AC:Duo]]
* Tiny liking the camouflage for being "a huge mood ring" and "able to change along with your favorite EDM track" rather than its actual purpose of hiding.
* "...in short, if there's no more room in the dishwasher, it's time to run the cycle. Don't just shove your stuff in there and walk away."
* [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy The guard mistakes One's warning for a robocall... right before the wall explodes.]]

[[AC:Encounter]]
* After Phase's knife misses, Raymond goes "Phew, do you like fruit? Someone is getting a fruit basket!". And then Phase teleports in saying "I hate fruit!" and punches him.

[[AC:Sideways]]
* Tucker asks if anyone else has saved the world. One soldier lifts a hand saying "I donate to environmental causes..."
* Tucker starts to hit on East, and gets punched in the stomach.
* "I'm out of fruit basket gift cards, so what do you think about poetry?"

[[AC:Shattered]]
* Tucker enraged at losing his sword [[FreudWasRight to near post-castration levels]], while Wash just says it's good to see him and Carolina leaves in a dismissive mood.

[[AC:For Power]]
* "It speaks! I thought it was only capable of grunting..."
* Once Phase joins the battle against Zero, One has an awkward moment "welcoming" her.
* The final dialogue, with a discussion on how to hang out later. Once Phase suggests a Thai boxing course, there is the exchange "You want to fight right now? What's wrong with you?" "She was experimented on as a kid."

'''Simmons:''' Pardon me, my friend, but I am [[YouMakeMeSic Nigirean Roylty]], and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact that I can't spell "Nigerian." Or "royalty."\\

* "The Unbearable Lightness of Zero" has said villain in full LargeHam mode, shooting his alarm clock, his enthusiastic spiel about breakfast (followed by him shouting at Phase for daring to correct him), some wordless overacting trying to clean his sword just by staring at it, and an overjoyed delivery of a factoid in a meeting. There is also his 'moment of zen' in a bathtub with his sword.

'''Sarge:''' It doesn't have to be just dinosaurs, moron. Any animal turns in to oil when it dies. So remember: if you wanna be environmentally friendly, ''[[KillThemAll just kill every living thing ya see]]''! And bury it.\\

'''Grif:''' Lemme outta here! There's worms!\\
'''Sarge:''' Gentlemen we could debate the fine points all day. But the fact remains a gallon of gas still costs less today, than a gallon of milk.\\

* Washington's brain damage was healed with cutting-edge robotics... and [[NoodleImplements old kitchen appliances]]. Which apparently give him the power to discover if nearby microwaves will come off.

** To stave off boredom, Simmons leads the Blues and Doc in playing [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons "Canyons and Cockbites."]] Kaikaina's character is a "[[AllWomenAreLustful hussy]]," Caboose is a repair technician ("Oh, it's really high in charisma."), Simmons is an "[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Dragonborn Orc]] [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Barbarian Wizard]]," and Doc is [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a dentist]].

** The mansion is also built on the side of a cliff, with a "[[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} glass bottom pool]]" positioned over the edge. Caboose eagerly jumps in...and keeps falling. Turns out there ''is'' no bottom.

** Grif climbs up the tower to examine the port, and yells his findings down to Sarge and Simmons at ground level:
--->'''Grif:''' I think it's blocked!\\
'''Sarge:''' What?\\
'''Grif:''' It's ''blocked!''\\
'''Sarge:''' What's blocking it?\\
'''Grif:''' It looks like a bunch of pieces of a ship!\\
'''Sarge:''' That's disgusting! Who would climb all the way up there just to do that?\\
'''Grif:''' I said shi-''puh!''
* [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Both Caboose and Grif]] [[HopelessWithTech believing electricity to be "invisible magic."]]

-->'''Sarge:''' Everyone knows that gasoline comes from dinosaurs. If we're running out of gas, the solution isn't to drive less, it's to kill more dinosaurs!\\

'''Grif:''' Lemme outta here! There's worms!

[[AC:Other]]
* [[https://twitter.com/aJasonWeight/status/1120930391504953348 This tweet]] from Jason Weight (the season's writer).
-->'''Jason Weight:''' Red Vs Blue means an opportunity to fuck with every motherfucker who tries to write Donut after me. [[CreatorsFavorite This gorgeous jewel is mine.]] The fans will kill you for dishonouring him.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGGrXD1zhJk The Blooper Reel]], which was even released officially in the Rooster Teeth Animation channel.

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* [[Funny/RedVsBlueSeason15 Season 15]]

[[folder:The Shisno Paradox]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:"Yeah, I hope they learned their lesson."]]

[[AC:The Shisno]]
* The season opens with another redo of "You ever wonder why we're here?", this time with a pair of knights who talk in YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe.
* Apparently, Sarge keeps rations stored in Lopez. More specifically, "Riiight up his keister! Way deep in there, right next to his radio-isotope nuclear generator, so they'll stay nice and toasty. Mm-mm!"
-->'''Sister:''' Kinky!\\
'''Palomo:''' Gross!\\
'''Simmons:''' You think that's gross? Just wait until you see where the condiments come out.
* The whole conversation regarding where to get food. Highlights include that Tucker is banned from Hooters (not surprising) and Caboose's suggestion for "cotton candy from Home Depot" makes Carolina conclude " And now, we know where all the wall insulation went...".
* Caboose's [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} nonchalant reaction to]] Donut's BodyHorror.
-->'''[[TheDitz Caboose]]:''' Hey Donut! Hey, um we're getting some food. Do you, uhhhhh, eat food?
-->''[[SurpriseCreepy Cut to various scenes of multiple Donuts freaking out, screaming and falling through temporal anomalies]]''
-->'''Caboose:''' Ah, yeah me too. Tell me, how do you feel about Greek?
-->''All the Donuts get absorbed into a floating Donut who starts glitching out and contorting horrifically''
-->'''Caboose:''' Yeah, me neither. What about Fish and Chips?
-->'''Donut:''' (Screaming as his body contorts more and more until it's a mess of angular polygons)
-->'''Caboose:''' Yeah, I am always confused about that too. Why do they say "Chips" when you mean "Freedom Fries"?
-->'''Donut:''' (Horrified continuous scream as his body vanishes into nothing)
-->'''Caboose:''' Yeah okay, see you soon!
* Simmons on Grif's attitude.
-->'''Simmons:''' [[Film/TheAvengers2012 That's Grif's secret. He's always hangry.]]

[[AC:Incendiary Incidents]]
* After Grif crashes the Pelican, most of the others roast him, per regulation.
* Simmons's reaction to Grif's LeaningOnTheFourthWall approach to "incendiary incidents".
-->'''Simmons:''' So your new "science" is pre-emptive laziness.\\
'''Grif:''' Yup!\\
'''Simmons:''' That is so stupid, Grif. *sniff* I'm so proud of you!
* Donut's return, even warranting Sarge to say [[CallBack "How many times have I warned you about going AWOL and mysteriously showing up in foreign bodies of water?"]]
* After Donut's dramatic explanation of the gang's new impending adventure (complete with bombastic music score), Grif immediately assumes that this is a prank - specifically, Donut getting revenge for the rest of Red Team telling him that ''Extreme Home Makeover'' was going to spruce up Red Base.
--> '''Donut:''' ''(suddenly angry)'' THIS IS ''NOT'' RELATED TO THAT ''SUBSTANTIAL'' BETRAYAL OF TRUST!!
* After Grif puts in a huge effort to avoid anything that could be a CallToAdventure, including deliberately crashing the Pelican to avoid Locus' emergency message, taking a longer path to the pizza place, and trying to cut off Donut's long-winded explanation about his return...[[YankTheDogsChain the pizza joint they were headed to got blown up.]]
-->'''Grif:''' There is no God.
* The cop who keeps making one SuspiciouslySpecificDenial after another about his connection to the destruction surrounding them and overexplaining things about his armor without being prompted. Sarge is the one who talks to him, and is clearly confused by his irrelevant and lengthy explanations. The mere fact that ''[[ColonelKilgore Sarge]]'' finds someone odd is hilarious.
** To add to it, while initially it's implied he might be lying about being a cop and be the culprit of the destruction, by the end of the season we know the cause was Kalirama and the cop is not mentioned again, meaning it's entirely likely that he really was just a really weird cop.
* The fact that the time-travel portals fired by Donut's gun share the same color as his armor, give or take a shade.
* "Him with a capital H..." "Hitler!" "No, God."
* Simmons feels Donut isn't talking like he usually does. And then he goes [[AccidentalInnuendo "These Donut Holes are tight! They can only fit two grown men at once!"]]
* "Lady, I think I speak for everyone when I say... '''[[AmazonChaser Marry me!!]]'''"

[[AC:Lost Time]]
* The transitions where [[TwistedEchoCut one group seems to reply to the previous one]].
-->'''Grif:''' No! I just found the shuffle button.\\
'''Tucker:''' Seriously? Are you sure?\\
'''Sister:''' I know that symbol! It’s a shuffle button.
-->''(later)''\\
'''Sister:''' How’s this fuckin’ thing work?\\
'''Sarge:''' Watch your language, Simmons!
-->''(later)''\\
'''Sarge:''' You tell that lazy idiot to wake up!\\
'''Caboose:''' Wake up! Wake up, Lopez!
* Sister wants to have fun... but not with Tucker, she wants to time travel and bang celebrities, including King Tut.
* "Fortune favors the bold, Simmons! You think Tommy Edison invented electricity by sitting around thinking about it? Heck no! He flew a kite in a goddamn lightning storm! Well Simmons, you’re holding the kite in them there hands. Do you want to take it apart, or see how that baby flies?"
* Sarge was a Lieutenant... whose commanding officer was one Sgt. Lieutenant. And it's implied that Future!Sarge sniped Sgt. Lieutenant [[StableTimeLoop so his past self would take command as the next highest ranked officer.]]
** Sarge's misguided attempt at fixing the horrible outcome of a past battle. It must be seen to truly understand why that battle ended so badly.
* Caboose fixed Lopez with "a glue out of leaves and spit and glue".
** Caboose mistaking "fixing the past to save the future" for getting a "fixed interest savings account", and then realizing he lost his lucky penny, which he found just yesterday. [[CallBack It then cuts to a moment in Season 15 where he found a penny on the floor]].
** Caboose's [[SuddenlyBilingual sudden understanding of Lopez.]]
-->'''Lopez:''' ([[ThisIsGonnaSuck My god, this is going to backfire!]])\\
'''Caboose:''' Oh, it won't backfire. Let's go, Lopez!\\
'''Lopez:''' ([[FlatWhat ...Wait, what?]])
** Just the mere fact that Caboose (who can't understand anything) and Lopez (who can't ''be'' understood) got paired together.
-->'''Lopez:''' ([[DespairEventHorizon Helpless, I watched the end of the world.]])

[[AC:Sis and Tuc's Sexellent Adventure]]
* The title itself is a humorous reference to ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure''.
* The hurricane of euphemisms Tucker and Sister engage into describing whether they had sex or not.
* Sister has a fetish for ''Jack the Ripper''.
* The fact that [[AnythingThatMoves Sister]], the woman who wants to bang ''Jack the Ripper,'' considers herself above sleeping with [[ButtMonkey Tucker]].
* Tucker decides to demonstrate the safety's on in the sniper rifle [[BrickJoke and shoots Captain Flowers.]]
* Just when Sarge could realize the one guilty for his failure is himself... he instead puts the blame on "all the morons under my command".
* Grif getting extremely pissed off at a group of kids just because they don't know what pizza is. And once he realizes he's in a world where pizza never existed, he simply, without missing a beat, [[SuicideAsComedy pulls out a grenade and tries to blow himself up, no hesitation whatsoever]].
* "Dammit Tucker, you've managed to double cock block me with a single word!"

[[AC:Headshots]]
* Sarge and Simmons have formed a team of elite soldiers from throughout history. Sounds cool, but the people they found leave a lot to be desired.
** First, they recruited [[Creator/JohnWayne Private John]], who, despite playing many badass characters, is still just an actor. In fact, he tried to get into the US Naval Academy and didn't get accepted, so it's baffling that Sarge thought he'd be an asset to their team.
** Their second recruit, [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington Private George]], comes the closest to being competent, since he's actually seen combat. But he's still confused about being on the Red Team when he fights Redcoats, and calls battle rifles muskets.
** Their last recruit was [[UsefulNotes/AlexanderTheGreat Private Alex]], who seems like he'd be a worthy addition to Red Team. Unfortunately, they seem to have picked him up towards the end of his life, and his immune system can't handle modern germs, so he mostly just coughs and collapses on the ground as he dies from the Common Cold of all things. And he only speaks Ancient Macedonian!
* Sarge shoots Temple... and it's an actor playing him in Jax's movie. And [[DeathAsComedy the producer gets more and more unsettled as he realizes the guy is dead.]]
-->'''Jax:''' What the hell was that, who the hell are you, and ''what the fuck did you do to my actor?!''
* Jax in the year since Season 15 has become a major PrimaDonnaDirector who's totally unconcerned with the well being of his crew. He's even glad Sarge murdered one of his actors because the guy had a major scandal and this would net him free press.
* Jax's [[LampshadeHanging explanation for why the actors for his film are wearing their armor]]? It's because they're method actors, and also he's also forcing them to.
* Sarge again has an IgnoredEpiphany.
--> Simmons… have you ever heard the phrase, ‘my own worst enemy?’ I am my own worst enemy...’s worst nightmare!

[[AC:A Pizza the Action]]
* Grif's understandably ill-advised attempt at trying to teach the ancient Italians how to make pizza.
* "Being vegan while made entirely out of meat, kinda hypocritical."
* Sister and Tucker apparently screwed up history some more, including causing the accident that paralyzed Christopher Reeve and shooting Hitler.
* Doc makes an excessively green pizza... and Grif tries to kill him.
** Not only does Grif [[TranquilFury slowly turn towards Doc as he lists the ingredients]], but there's also the abrupt hard cut after Doc mentions lactose-free goat cheese... to Grif ''unloading his gun'' at Doc's general location (who's crouched behind their oven crying in fear).
--->''HOW DID YOU RUIN PIZZA?!!''
* Wasted out of their minds, having drank ''antifreeze'', Sister and Tucker start VolleyingInsults - culminating in the former wanting to "hatesex you to death", before...
* Muggins doing a [[HammyHerald WWE style intro]] for Atlus, complete with airhorns. The drunk soldiers calling him "a talking LensFlare" and "Creator/JJAbrams" is a bonus.
* [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Atlus is insulted by Sister and Tucker]]. [[DoNotTauntCthulhu It doesn't end well.]]
** [[NoSell ...Until the next episode]], where it promptly gets '''hilarious.'''
* The return of O'Malley, culminating in:
-->'''O'Malley:''' Yes, 'tis I! Enjoy the sixth century! Ah ha ha ha ha! Gotcha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! [Opens a Donut Hole, and disappears]\\
'''Grif:''' [[SkywardScream PIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAA!]]\\
'''Huggins:''' Well, that's a bummer.

[[AC:It Just Winked At Me]]
* Atlus' fearsome smiting of Tucker and Sister...[[EpicFail doesn't work.]]
-->''(Attempt One - Big Explosion)''
-->'''Tucker:''' Holy fuck; I'm alive!
-->'''Sister:''' Hoh, holy fuck; I'm glad this visor's tinted!
-->'''Atlus:''' RRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHH!!
-->''(Attempt Two - BoltOfDivineRetribution)''
-->'''Tucker:''' My arm hair's all static-y. Is that what you ''meant'' to do?
-->'''Sister:''' ''(to Atlus)'' Could you just [[NotTheIntendedUse smite me up here, on my back?]] I've got this wicked knot -
-->'''Atlus:''' AARRRRRGGGHH!!!!
-->''(Attempt Three - Big Explosion, Part 2)''
-->'''Sister:''' [[TooKinkyToTorture Oh, yeah; right there]]...
* Just the fact that the episode heavily features a live-action Cyclops, played by Gus himself! And his wife, also played by him!
** When Atlus summons the Cyclops he politely asks for his name and gets a growl for a response. Atlus declares the Cyclops name "Raagh" - either because that's [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep actually the monster's name]], or not caring all that much and [[SureLetsGoWithThat just going with the growl as the answer]].
* Atlus declaring [[SophisticatedAsHell "Huzzah! A fine kill" while making the sign of the horns with both hands]] when he thinks Tucker has been killed.
** Earlier, when Tucker decides to stand his ground and fight (much to Sister's exasperation), Atlus goads him on in a... rather un-godly fashion.
-->'''Atlus:''' Yeah, '''DO IT!''' You '''WUSS!!'''
* Tucker manages to hide in a mountain crevasse. Infuriated, the Cyclops pounds on the crack with his fists, and Tucker takes the opportunity to taunt the monster:
-->'''Tucker:''' You can't fit the ''whole'' hand in, bro! [[DoubleEntendre You gotta start with one finger]] - ''(Cyclops prepares to do just that)'' [[OhCrap Oh, FUCK!]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck IT SPEAKS ENGLISH!!]]
* Sister tries to kill the Cyclops with Tucker's sword only for him to inform her it only works for him... after she has leaped off a cliff to attack it. Doing a Xena {{Kiai}}!
-->'''Tucker:''' IT ONLY TURNS ON FOR ME BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW!
* "{{Shoryuken}}, [[GroinAttack motherfucker!]]"
* When summoning the Cyclops's wife Atlus mentions they've been trying for a child and ask Tucker which of them should tell her about the GroinAttack he just pulled on her husband, clearly having the time of his life making things miserable for the Troopers.
* Huggins starts thinking about what she can do (one option she particularly likes: [[BewareTheNiceOnes murder]]) before just deciding to ask for Grif's help. Who at first thinks she's an hallucination, then concludes that he doesn't care anyway before walking off.

* Washington's childhood cat was just as indestructible as him, surviving an electrocution fall (cat climbed a tree, Wash's father decided to solve it by cutting it with a chainsaw, the tree crashed on electric lines), a dryer, and a truck engine.
* Carolina and Wash go through a training course, with all the expected acrobatics... including [[https://i.imgur.com/EdCIIZZ.gif Carolina jumping with hands behind her back.]]
* Carolina and Dr. Grey discussing Wash's condition...while the latter is doing an autopsy. Carolina, a SuperSoldier who's just short of being a [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Spartan]], is suitably unnerved.
* Carolina slowly descends into despair as Dylan outlines where (and when) the Reds and Blues are, ultimately leading to this in this:
-->'''Carolina:''' It's not unlike them to get lost, but...oh God, not ''this'' kind of lost ...
* The odd pairing that's Grif and Huggins continues to give. High point: Grif decides to shut her up with his rifle, even if she's made of light and thus not exactly a shootable target.

[[AC:Walk and Talk]]
* Jax is having more difficulty with his cast.
-->'''Jax:''' You ''know'' I how I feel about that word! Nothing is impossible!\\
'''Producer:''' Okay, it's ''not'' impossible! But, launching a camera on a rocket towards...human actors is, is extremely dangerous and probably won't even work.\\
'''Jax:''' ''(Laughs)'' I'm not an idiot. I know it ''probably'' won't work, but that just means we'll have to do a lot of takes. It may take weeks!\\
'''Producer:''' ''(Wheezes)'' We can't-! We can't-! Sweet Jesus, my chest...! ''(Collapses)''\\
'''Jax:''' Right before we shoot the first act. There's a defibrillator in the hallway, Cohan, or do you need me to do ''that'' for you as well!?\\
'''Pvt. George:''' Pardon me. You have guests, sir.\\
'''Jax:''' IF THEY'RE FROM THE STUDIO, YOU CAN TELL THEM TO WAIT IN THE FUCKING TRASH COMPACT- ''(Sees Freelancers and tone shifts to cordial)'' Oh, hey, it's Carolina and Washington!
* Jax uses actual extras instead of mannequins for Temple's "trophy room". One of them is Sarge, who only talks again when hearing "Simon says..."
* This exchange;
-->'''Wash:''' Sarge, do you...have...a time machine?\\
'''Sarge:''' Of course not!\\
'''Carolina:''' Oh, thank ''God.''\\
'''Sarge:''' I lent it to Simmons.
* Grif and Huggins, which is also endearing for how the OddCouple is becoming an OddFriendship:
** Huggins talks with a Southern accent, Grif [[ActuallyPrettyFunny has to hide his laughter]].
** Grif tries to pass ''Film/DieHard'' as his own story. Huggins jumps in just at the CatchPhrase (and hearing her cutesy voice going "Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" is already hilarious), and says her uncle is a spotlight in that movie.
** A problem with walking to England? The English channel. And Grif can't swim, so he walks the way, while struggling with gas.
-->I'm a fart submarine!
* To prove that their time travel is real, Simmons opens a portal to himself a few weeks ago, where Sarge's attempt at recruiting Achilles is going wrong. When Past Simmons asks for advice, Present Sarge informs him that he'll eventually get frustrated and stab Achilles in the foot... [[StableTimeLoop which gives Past Sarge an idea]]. One WilhelmScream later, Past Sarge and Simmons decide to bail, leaving Wash and Carolina to boggle at what just happened.
* After the "Sarge in storage closet" [[SlidingScaleOfFreeWillVsFate free will conundrum]] is delivered, they open it and find... Caboose.

[[AC:Caboose's Travels]]
* Caboose's little slideshow and narration of his temporal misadventures. Let's just say it's a good thing that YouAlreadyChangedThePast is in effect. Even better is the DisasterDominoes that happened right after Caboose jump started human development; Namely, he made some cavemen a fire, and this devolved into forming a primitive rock band when he caught on fire himself. Caboose then fled to the Library of Alexandria (48 B.C), London, England (1666 A.D), and the Hindenburg in New Jersey, US (1937 A.D)- setting them all on fire.
-->'''Caboose:''' I was teaching them "We Didn't Start the Fire" when I caught on fire!
* Jax is considering not going back to work, but then George reminds him they'll be shooting the maiming scene [[BadBoss and he changes his mind]].
* Tucker became King of England because his sword was mistaken for Excalibur. He renames the castle as Camelto and is as incompetent as it gets... and then a visitor arrives, insulting him in all manners possible (which the guards struggle not to laugh about), including one that makes Tucker identify as a comrade ("cockbite").
* Tucker's little rant, implying that his kingship is just one big ploy to impress Sister;
-->'''Grif:''' ''(Aside to Kaikaina.)'' What the fuck is wrong with Tucker?\\
'''Sister:''' ''Somebody'' doesn’t take rejection well.\\
'''Tucker:''' God damn it! Respect me! I hold the magic sword, and thusly, I decide what’s what! My word is law! The sun and the moon are the same thing! Mice grow up to be dogs! [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Scott Bakula’s]] ''Franchise/StarTrek'' is one long weird episode of ''Series/QuantumLeap''! You will respect me! You will kneel!\\
'''Sister:''' We can see your boner.\\
'''Tucker:''' Eep! I’ll fire you from the trebuchet!
* Showing how Grif and Huggins have bonded, [[https://i.imgur.com/Oa8H2sF.gif they fist bump]].
* "You’re my father? Oh my. That makes me Fabulous Jesus!"
* Donut's interactions with the BigBad.
-->'''Donut:''' [[NonSequitur I got sick one time from a piece of old gum in eighth grade.]]
-->'''Chrovos:''' I know what you're getting at... and yes. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike I am that gum's father.]]
** Followed by:
-->'''Chrovos:''' Donut, look at me. [[ItMakesSenseInContext I would never eat your sandwich.]]

[[AC: Sword Loser]]
* Huggins giving the news to the gods.
-->'''Huggins:''' I’ve made progress, Lord Atlus!\\
'''Atlus:''' Ah! You’ve smashed them to dust!\\
'''Huggins:''' I don’t have hands, my Lord.\\
'''Atlus:''' Then why even bother standing before me?\\
'''Huggins:''' I can’t actually stand, Lord Atlus?\\
'''Golfer:''' You too?! I can’t stand him either!
* Atlus being called out on turning into a swan.
* An enraged Atlus creating what is basically the shattered moon from ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''. Then he breaks down. And Kalirama is turned on by his fury ("Smite me?").
** Also, this funny little bit towards the end of the scene:
-->'''Atlus:''' Huggins! Huggins, I've changed my mind! We'll meet in... (addresses this question at Kalirama) ten? (Kalirama opens all the fingers on all four of her hands in a counting motion to give him a better estimate.) Twenty minutes!
* Tucker is grown to be the same size as Atlus. [[BaitAndSwitch He refuses to do the same for Grif and Sister because "there's no room".]]
* "Fi-fa-fo-fuck off, Grif!"
* After Atlus shrinks to a human-ish size, his voice is first high pitched before returning to normal.
* When Tucker requests that the gods increase the size of his dong, Atlus asks Muggins to explain... [[BaitAndSwitch what a "dong" is.]] [[NotSoAboveItAll He actually respects the wish once he understands.]]
* Grif's HurricaneOfPuns celebrating his new LaserBlade. One of which is the {{title|Drop}} of the episode.

[[AC:Docudrama]]
* The "take off your clothes" misunderstanding in Season 15, in Jax's movie is [[HotterAndSexier downright the start of a]] [[FandomNod CarWash]] [[{{Filth}} love(making) scene]], to the Freelancers' shock.
-->I want to be in you like an AI!
* Donut reunites with his "[[WithFriendsLikeThese friends]]" in classic Donut fashion: a hurricane of {{Double Entendre}}s.
* Caboose's greatest obstacles and challenges for him to overcome are "[[CallBack babies, gravity, taxes,]] and Chinese finger traps." Cue him with his fingers stuck in one.
* Producer Kohan Wooter, who already had two breakdowns in previous episodes, is still giving praise to Jax... while at gunpoint by him. When the funding is cut, he rejoices ("I'm free!").
* The attempt by Jax to do a chart of all the time travel is ignored given it looks like a dick.
* Apparently Jax has used the time machine to recast his movie, and the results?
-->'''!John Wayne Sarge:''' Well pal I hope you brought your wallet. Because rent in hell gets paid in advance!
-->'''!Rodney Dangerfield Tucker:''' What’d I tell ya. I get no respect.
-->'''!Tommy Wiseau Caboose:''' It’s bullshit. I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Grif.
-->'''!Jeff Bridges Grif:''' For the last time, I’m not Grif, man. I’m the Dude!
-->'''!Rodney Dangerfield Tucker:'''Bow chicka wow bow. One more time! Bow chicka bow bow! What is it? What’s the line? Feed it to me.
* Jax realizes that he no longer has access to a time machine after the Reds and Blues leave to their meeting with the gods, so he follows them through a time portal and interrupts Atlus in the process. He gets a godly hammer to the face for his trouble.
** Aside from losing his main weapon because he threw it through a time portal, Atlus is made to apologize by Kalirama.
-->'''Kalirama:''' I ''think'' they knew him, honey.
-->'''Atlus:''' That mortal idiot interrupted me!
-->'''Kalirama:''' ''(flat stare)''
-->'''Atlus:''' ''(sighs)'' I'm sorry I smited your mortal idiot friend.
-->'''Grif:''' Eh. No harm no foul.
-->'''Atlus:''' ''(Groans disgustedly)'' That...was my primary weapon. ''(Wide shot to see Atlus is now holding a regular pistol)'' [[DontLookAtMe Don't...don't look at it.]]
-->'''Carolina:''' ''This''...is ''God?''
* Sarge is frustrated to learn Kalirama is married, while [[EveryoneHasStandards Tucker]] and Wash are appalled to learn she's Atlus's wife ''and'' sister.

[[AC:A Time for Hammers]]
* Atlus's exposition gets some annoyed groans and response, the best being "'In the beginning was the word?' If you bring out a guitar, I'm done."
* A frustrated Sarge complains that Grif now has a sword and gets one. Atlus asks if anyone else is interested, and all of them get it [[FreudWasRight except Carolina]]... and Caboose, who just wants Genkins's golf club.
** After he delivers the exposition, Atlus takes away the gifts...but lets Caboose keep his new golf club as he thinks it's funny.
* Everyone is frustrated that the ultimate weapon weapon is just "The Hammer", and tries thinking up better names. Even Atlus gets caught in it.
** Special mention goes to Sarge's suggestion that kicks off the whole thing: "The Grand Hammer of Power-Kaboomness."
* After Kalirama says that "Few have made the Journey, none have survived.", Wash's response is "When you put it like that, how could we say no?"

[[AC:Lights Out]]
* Tucker and Sister's conversation is mostly heartfelt, but slips at times into AccidentalInnuendo (not always punctuated by BowChickaWowWow).
* Sarge agrees with the plan... until Simmons reminds him that Tucker made it, making him suddenly angry.
* "It's been ten minutes since you saw him! You don't need to say 'Greetings' every time."

[[AC:Paradox]]
* After a briefing listing everything to avoid, including the ButterflyOfDoom, Caboose shows a crushed moth and asks if that counts.
* The return of groggy and slightly insane Wash ("He who smelt it, dealt it!").
* To dispatch of a few guards, the Reds and Blues decide to "use what they learned": Sarge lures two into a portal [[BrickJoke to Iris, where Mrs. Cyclops is still roaming]]; Tucker opens another portal, [[CallBack crushing two with a horse]]; and Caboose is told that one stole his penny, leading to a golf club strike ("Fouuur percent interest!").
* The fight between Donut and O'Malley. The whole thing!

[[AC:Other]]
* [[https://twitter.com/jake_doubleyoo/status/982025089561628672 This tweet reacting to the trailer]], along with its two official responses (producer Koen Wooten and writer-director Joe Nicolosi).
* Following all the criticism the season got, writers Joe Nicolosi and Jason Weight (with help from Miles Luna) went full TrollingCreator with [[https://twitter.com/aJasonWeight/status/1054525913784827904 this whiteboard]].

[[folder:Singularity]]
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[[AC:A Sitch in Time]]
* The official episode description: [[EpicFail "The Reds and Blues ruin the universe."]]
* Grif is in the middle of telling Donut that red-colored armor is only for sergeants and recruits, but peters off before he can finish.
-->'''Grif:''' There's only two types of people who wear standard issue armor; Officers and uh... the uh... \\
'''Donut:''' Really trustworthy and likeable people?\\
'''Simmons:''' Hey! I'm the suck-up around here, don't step on my territory!\\
'''Donut:''' I'm sorry sir, It won't happen again.\\
'''Simmons:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. Did. I. Just. Say?!]]
* As they rib on Donut, Grif and Simmons complain about getting déjà vu. Simmons says that the Blues probably don't have to put up with it. Well...
--> '''Tucker:''' You know what? Forget what I said before. We can ''definitely'' pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three-\\
'''"Church":''' (at the same time) Probably two or three chicks a piece. Yes, your heterosexuality has been ''noted'', Tucker.
* At Genkins' request, Chrovos takes a form other than a Monitor. His first try [[MesACrowd is a double of Genkins]] ("That would get weird-" "This ''would'' get weird, wouldn't it?"), and the next is Donut.
-->'''Genkins:''' You haven't seen many people over the eons, have you? That form is a bad idea, and I'll show you why. Say something. Anything.\\
'''Donut!Chrovos:''' I am Chrovos- ugh, oh my ''God.''\\
'''Genkins:''' Horrible! I just threw up a little in my mouth.
** Chrovos finally settles on a female form, [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman and is clearly enjoying it]].
--->'''Genkins:''' Grandfather, I don't even know where to start...
--->'''Chrovos:''' Then ''don't!'' Why should ''you'' get all the shape-shifting fun?
** And then there's Donut's reaction to his new form:
--->'''Chrovos:''' Do you have any idea what that Hammer did?!
--->'''Donut:''' ...Did it give you a sex change?
* Speaking of Genkins and Chrovos, there's [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall the former's confusion over how last season]] [[{{Retcon}} changed the terminology of "Shisno"]] from an insult by aliens for humans to {{Paradox Person}}s[=/=]time travelers.
-->'''Genkins:''' (while he and Chrovos are discussing Donut's fate) What should we do with the Shisno? [[LampshadeHanging A-and incidentally, who named them "Shisno" anyway?]] It's a derogatory term for "human," right?\\
'''Chrovos:''' (dismissively) [[HandWave The prophecy predicted they would be human,]] (sounding genuinely curious) and the Fates are, I guess...''racist?''
* "Leave him [Donut] to me, He is ''just'' where I want him." [[DeadpanSnarker "On his back]] [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder and unconscious?"]]
* Donut's seriously SkewedPriorities.
-->'''Chrovos:''' It's not just your friends at risk now.\\
'''Donut:''' Humanity?\\
'''Chrovos:''' Bigger!\\
'''Donut:''' ''Earth?''\\
'''Chrovos:''' I said '''bigger!'''\\
'''Donut:''' (gasps) '''''America?!'''''\\
'''Chrovos:''' [[WhatAnIdiot ...Light has yet to reach the depths of your ignorance.]]
* In an alternate timeline where Church never got killed by Sheila and Tucker becomes more confident due to having a stronger leader, Tucker kills [=C.T.=] instead of Epsilon ([[AllohistoricalAllusion "My name is Lavernius Tucker, and you will fear my laser sword!"]]), and eventually becomes so full of himself he dies trying to leap over a battleship with a tank.
-->'''Chrovos:''' [[DamnedByFaintPraise But he lives a powerful and confident existence...]] ''({{Beat}})'' Briefly.
* There exists an alternate timeline where Caboose joins the Red Team. Caboose is apparently having a great time, and Sarge compares Caboose to "the delightful pet cat he never had, Muffy."
-->'''Donut:''' Aw, that one's ''[[AWorldHalfFull nice!]]''\\
'''Chrovos:''' ''[[TheComicallySerious Very.]]''
* This exchange between Donut and Chrovos after she shows him how the different timelines are weakening her prison:
-->'''Chrovos:''' Now every one of them serves me. I'll be free in '''no''' time. ([[EvilLaugh softly cackles to herself]])\\
'''Donut:''' [[LameComeback Nuh-uh!]]\\
'''Chrovos:''' (drily) [[DeadpanSnarker Interesting counterpoint, Donut]]. Oh please, ''do'' tell me more!
* Chrovos tries to come up for a name for the "soft-time singularity" where the alternate timelines are being made, and asks for Donut's opinion. He suggests "the Everwhen." [[NoJustNoReaction Chrovos is audibly disgusted]].
* Donut's double entendres return with a vengeance.
-->'''Donut:''' Screw around with me, but don't screw around with my friends! If anyone is going to do any screwing around here, it's ''me!'' Screwing '''you!'''

[[AC:Everwhen]]
* The official episode description: "Donut learns what an innuendo is."
* "Hey, I remember this! [[CaptainObvious They're memories!]]"
** Relatedly, there's Donut's lengthy scream while falling through the Everwhen... [[AntiClimax only to casually cut himself off and just look around like he's not hurtling through space-time]].
* Donut's time travel adventure begins with him reliving the time Wash shot him at the end of ''Recreation''. ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Multiple]]'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice times.]]
-->'''Donut:''' Ugh! (in pain) Why'd it have to be ''this'' memory...?!
** And near the episode's end, after Donut's finally given up:
--->'''Chrovos:''' (laughs) And he came ''directly'' home!
--->'''Donut:''' (grumpily) '''No,''' I got shot by Wash a couple more times.
* Donut finally goes back to explain Chrovos's evil plan, but no one believes him.
** His first try is derailed by Tucker [[LampshadeHanging complaining that]] Donut's entire dialogue seems to consist of InnocentInnuendo, and that he's in no mood for it at the time (when they were in the Blues and Reds' base). Donut's response doesn't exactly help his case, and when Future!Donut leaves in a huff, his past self keeps standing there and is ''very'' confused by everyone's bafflement.
--->'''Donut:''' Guys, [[NotHelpingYourCase we are inching towards an explosive climax!]]
--->'''Tucker:''' That, ''that'' is what I mean!
** Next, Donut travels back in time to Season 10... and admits that Tucker ''might'' have had a point.
--->'''Simmons:''' Um, you okay, man?
--->'''Donut:''' Heh, yeah, just, y'know, reliving every sentence I've ever said... (quietly, sounding [[OhCrap genuinely horrified]]) Man, Tucker was ''right'' about me!
** Donut's trip to Season 10 also has him getting increasingly frustrated with no one listening to him, angrily pointing out that Wash (the guy ''who had previously shot him'') is given more respect than him.
--->'''Wash:''' (laughs nervously while looking back and forth) Heh, [[OldShame that]], [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain that was a long time ago!]]
--->'''Donut:''' ''[[SanDimasTime Multiple times today!!]]'' ({{Beat}} with everyone staring at Donut) ...I'm sorry, it's been [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall a weird three minutes.]]
* Finally, Donut travels back to Season 3 to when Red Team and Caboose were trying to do their time travel play for Tucker. Donut's explanation that he's from the future keeps getting sidetracked by Simmons insisting ''he's'' supposed to be the future and Donut's the narrator.
-->'''Simmons:''' You're off-script, and you're ruining my life.
** And as with Chrovos, [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike everyone thinks that "Everwhen" is a terrible name]].
--->'''Simmons:''' Ugh, [[https://twitter.com/aJasonWeight/status/1107125850183557120 sounds like a Pearl Jam album.]]
--->'''Sarge:''' Heh, right! Or a Creator/NeilGaiman [[Literature/{{Neverwhere}} novel]]!
--->''(Grif and Simmons both turn to Sarge in surprise)''
--->'''Sarge:''' (defensively) ...What?! [[HiddenDepths I read!]]
** Caboose [[SarcasmMode obviously knows]] how to check Donut's claims.
--->'''Caboose:''' If you are from the future, what am I thinking about right... ''now?''\\
'''Donut:''' (frustrated) I don't know!\\
'''Caboose:''' Oh my God, I don't know either!
** Sarge's response once Donut finally manages to get through his whole explanation and he realizes just how crazy it all sounds:
--->'''Sarge:''' Donut, I may not say this often enough, but... shut up forever.
* Chrovos' [[BadLiar hilariously terrible attempts]] to stop Donut from leaving the Everwhen after she realizes that she unwittingly gave Donut the idea to go to the time ''after'' the TimeCrash instead of just giving up. When she tries to chase after Donut while desperately stammering out an excuse, Chrovos just runs into the invisible barrier containing her and angrily growls ''"Dammit!"''.

[[AC:Schrodingin']]
* The official episode description: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Wash resigns as financier of The Giant Walking Cannon Funeral Company."]]
* Genkins continues to mess up with the timeline. He monologues to Junior (getting frustrated that the only replies are 'blargh' and 'honk') before [[BlackComedy killing him with a plasma grenade]], drops a Pelican on Tex during Season 3, and possesses Santa so as to tell Locus that Felix's fear is knives ([[LogicBomb even if Felix uses throwing knives]]).
* Dr. Grey returns! And her tact is the same as always - she's introduced asking Donut if he's dying - and now she has wacky sound effects (airhorns when saying Wash last visited "to give me a fat check", and a Rimshot for an IncrediblyLamePun regarding the hospital's new wing[[note]]which was paid by lying to UNSC medical insurance regarding Wash, saying he was [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking "de-armed, castrated and generally bothered in the line of duty"]][[/note]])!
-->'''Dr. Grey:''' If this hospital was a bird, she'd fly around in circles!\\
'''Donut:''' ''How?''\\
'''Dr. Grey:''' 'Cuz it'd have one looong wing! ''(Rimshot)''
** How did Wash get so rich? He made a fortune selling cannons... for ''funerals''. It was Dr. Grey's idea, [[MadDoctor because of course it was]].
--->'''Dr. Grey:''' Blasts ya ''straight'' into the ground! Or space! Or the ocean, if you got a foot fetish! ''(Copious {{Beat}} follows)'' So folks at the beach can paddle in you forever!
** This exchange between Donut and Dr. Grey when Donut questions [[LampshadeHanging how profitable the Giant Walking Cannon Funeral Company could possibly be]]:
--->'''Dr. Grey:''' After death care is a pet interest of mine and, by extension, Wash. He suddenly ''loves'' my ideas, so project's burning through cash like a fire at [[BuffySpeak a money store]]!\\
'''Donut:''' ''(confused)'' ...Don't you mean the ''bank?''\\
'''Dr. Grey:''' ''(dismissively)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, it's not like it's]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint my]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint money...]]
** Finally, there's this line from Dr. Grey after Donut realizes how dire the situation is concerning Wash and that he needs to find him.
--->'''Dr. Grey:''' Fine! I guess I have...''"patients"'' to heal.
* Due to his status as a ParadoxPerson, Wash is alternating between his groggy and sane selves. The former, who is ''definitely'' the one loving/buying Dr. Grey's ideas, notes that "Emily's a smart cookie, and you're... a Donut!".
* When Donut is trying to explain what he did to resolve Wash's paradoxical nature, ''[[SmarterThanYouLook Wash's butler]]'' is the one to explain it[[note]]Donut collapsed a probability wave[[/note]]. [[DelayedReaction It's only when he finished talking that Wash then promptly shouts due to being started by his presence.]]
-->'''Wash:''' (to Donut) ''[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Who the fuck is that?!]]''
-->'''Donut:''' I don't know, that's ''your'' butler!
** Said butler is then ignored as he tries to ask for his paycheck from Wash right before he leaves with Donut. And it turns out he's not actually British; he's from the Southern [=US=].
** And on a side note, not only is it heavily implied that a descendant of ''Elon Musk'' is somehow involved with the Giant Walking Cannon Funeral Company, but the penthouse apartment where Wash is living in has the elevator doors flanked by two golden statues of [[MythologyGag a Grunt]] from ''Halo'' and a pig.
* Wash's reaction after hearing about the Everwhen:
-->'''Wash:''' Whoa. That's, uh-
-->'''Donut:''' Bananas? Ba-nay-nay? Nanners-bananners?
-->'''Wash:''' I ''was'' going to say "impossible to believe," [[ARareSentence but I was a rich funeral cannon tycoon]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext a few hours ago]], so what do '''I''' know?

[[AC:Breaching the Torus]]
* The official description for the episode: "People are shot. Only Simmons seems to mind." [[RunningGag So right away, one can tell where Wash and Donut will wind up in this episode.]]
* Unlike Donut, Wash doesn't put up with Chrovos' crap.
-->'''Chrovos:''' Boys, you cracked my case... cracked it ''more'', I should say. But alas, your hubris has-\\
'''Wash:''' You know, you use a ''lot'' of fancy words for a jailbird.
* As soon as Wash jumps into the Everwhen, he's flailing and screaming just like Donut originally was.
-->'''Wash:''' '''AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I REGRET THIS SO MUCH!!!'''
* Wash and Donut go back together, and for a past scene featuring both, [[ComedicSociopathy of course it's Donut getting shot]]. And again - repeatedly.
-->'''Donut:''' (exasperated) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis How. Does. It. Hurt. More. Every. Time?!]]
** And in those scenes, [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Simmons is clearly unsettled that Wash just shot Lopez]]. Not to mention baffled at Wash and Donut having friendly conversations afterwards, with [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Simmons being heard freaking out in the background during each loop]]. However, special mention must be given to Wash and Donut's terrible attempt to calm down Simmons the second time around:
--->'''Donut:''' (panicky) Don't shoot! Don't shoot!\\
'''Wash:''' I-I'm not going to!\\
'''Simmons:''' You shot Lopez! What the hell, man?!\\
'''Donut:''' [[OhCrap Oh, no!]] Uh, it's okay Simmons, Wash...uh, ''had'' to shoot Lopez! Right, Wash? Lopez was, uh...\\
''(Both Wash and Donut nervously stammer as they try to think up a good excuse)''\\
'''Wash:''' [[CaptainObvious ...A robot!]]\\
'''Simmons:''' [[LampshadeHanging Of course he's a fucking robot, why did you shoot him?!]]\\
'''Wash:''' Uh, an ''evil'' robot!\\
'''Simmons:''' (dismissively) Yeah I know, he's the worst, but that still doesn't-\\
'''Wash:''' (exasperated) You know what, just shut up, Simmons.
** At the end of the second scene where this happens, after an extended conversation about their current situation, Donut explains that [[TemptingFate everything has to happen the exact same way it did before]]. [[ComedicSociopathy Wash promptly shoots him again.]]
--->'''Wash:''' (completely deadpan) I admire your commitment to time travel.\\
'''Donut:''' (strained) ''Thanks!''
** The last time through, as soon as Wash and Donut come up with a new plan, they leave their past bodies... [[HereWeGoAgain who proceed to point a gun and yelp respectively.]]
* When Donut and Wash travel back in time to Season 13 right after the Battle of Armonia when the Reds, Blues, Feds, and Rebels are all camped out at Crash Site Bravo, Kimball is utterly befuddled at Washington first calling her name out of the blue before promptly leaving.
** Furthermore, poor Donut still can't seem to stop himself with his innuendoes, no matter how hard he tries.
--->'''Donut:''' [[InnocentInnuendo I'd like to debrief you all!]] [[ThatCameOutWrong W-Wait, not, like, remove your briefs.]]
** Relatedly, while Wash and Donut's conversation on Chorus is mostly serious, it ''does'' give us this delightful exchange:
--->'''Wash:''' (irritated) Donut, when I ''want'' crudely made innuendos, I'll ask for them.
--->'''Donut:''' (defensively) But Wash, I haven't said any of those! [[NotHelpingYourCase Not since my buddies laid into me one by one by one...]] (groans) Oh, I've never ''stopped!''

[[AC:The Not So Good Ol' Days]]
* Once Wash realizes he's in his days as a Recovery agent, he tries summing up the mission ("Up there is the body of your old pal, York, surrounded by a bunch of other bodies, and one son of a bitch ''pretending'' to be a body so he can turn you into a body"), goes [[MemeticMutation "This is fine"]] like the dog from ''WebComic/{{Gunshow}}'', concludes it is ''not'' fine... and then gets his jeep blown up.
-->'''Wash:''' (drily) Hello, Wyoming. I suppose you don't have a second Warthog lying around?
* Wyoming getting frustrated at all the bollocks that Wash is spewing.
-->'''Wyoming:''' This is just not going at ''all'' the way I thought it would!\\
'''Wash:''' Tell me about it.
* The FailureMontage where Wash tries to figure out where Carolina would be in the years after the Meta threw her off a cliff. So he goes back to Project Freelancer's heyday and tries to determine where she'd go afterwards by asking hypotheticals. Of course, back then Wash was considered the resident ButtMonkey and Carolina was a total {{Jerkass}}, so you can tell how badly this is going to go. It even ''starts'' with Agents North and South Dakota ribbing on Wash for a NoodleIncident where he forgot to pull the pin on his grenade.
-->'''Wash:''' ...[[NormalFishInATinyPond Man, I forgot what it was like to be at the bottom of the food chain]].
** This delightful instance of TemptingFate after York nervously dances around having a relationship with Carolina.
--->'''Wash:''' [[LampshadeHanging Jesus, what is this? High school?]]\\
'''South Dakota:''' [[AlphaBitch York, what're you doing pal-ing around with the lowest on the leaderboard?]]\\
'''Wash:''' ...[[InstantlyProvenWrong Oh right, it kinda]] ''[[InstantlyProvenWrong was]]''.
** At one point, poor Wash is reduced to ''[[CornerOfWoe sobbing in the corner]]''.
--->'''Wash:''' Why won't anyone listen to me...?\\
'''South:''' Oh, that's easy... It's because '''[=you're=]''' a loser.\\
'''Wash:''' ...Is this how ''Donut'' feels all the time...?
** Another moment is when Wash [[CasualDangerDialogue tries talking to York during a firefight]]. And not just any firefight, it looks like the assault on the "Insurrection" headquarters [[CallBack from back in Season 10]].
--->''''Washington:''' (yelling over gunfire) If she had to go into hiding, what do you think her strategy might be, like, where do you think she might go?!
--->'''York:''' Is now ''really'' the best time for this?!
* Eventually, Wash vents off his time travel woes to ''the Triplets''. And Iowa, the dumbest of them all, [[DumbassHasAPoint gives him the idea to just ask Carolina in the future when they're friends.]] [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot And once it turns out to be the right idea]] (following an extended StunnedSilence), [[http://flynn-science.tumblr.com/post/183994402988/for-everyone-who-wants-an-isolated-clip-of-wash Wash lets out an enraged yell]], confusing Carolina.
-->'''Wash:''' (squatting down) '''[[RageBreakingPoint ARRGGHHH!!!]]''' '''''[[SkywardScream GODDAMMIT!!!]]'''''\\
'''Carolina:''' Whoa, are you okay?!\\
'''Wash:''' (strained) [[BlatantLies I'm great!]]
** There's the extra detail that it sounds like it's muffled, implying that he cut the comms in his helmet just to vent his frustration.
** This was Jason Weight's favorite joke of the season, mainly due to why it was included: Miles wrote this episode, and never once thought of having Wash just travel to the point in time where he and Carolina were friends. When Jason [[StatingTheSimpleSolution suggested this]], Miles's reaction was... basically the same as Wash's.
* After Carolina tells Wash of where she was, the land shakes, and there's a roar... followed by Caboose greeting them, showing he's riding dinosaurs [[CallBack as told in Season 15]].
-->'''Carolina:''' (wearily) Dammit, not ''again.'' I should take care of that.
* Given Wash going after Carolina before Season 10 is a paradox in and of itself, a crack appears.
-->'''Wash:''' Shit. Sorry, space-time continuum. [[GodzillaThreshold I'm gonna have you take a few more hits.]]

[[AC:Self-Fulfilling Odyssey]]
* The official episode description: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Sarge gets a 2-for-1 deal on pelicans this week!"]]
* Genkins prevents Donut from getting crushed by Sister's Pelican... only for Donut to then get crushed by ''Wash's'' Pelican when he tries to confront Genkins.
** And then Wash, after a few moments, moves the Pelican ''off'' of Donut, causing another paradox burst, delighting Genkins... only for him to be confused, and then ''horrified''.
--->'''Genkins:''' (EvilLaugh; sudden realization) Wait, why did- (sees Wash and Carolina step out) ''[[OhCrap NO!]]''
* When Sarge decides to make a bragging speech upon the arrival of the two Pelicans, Simmons and Grif provide the BGM.
** And by "provide the BGM," they make drum and trumpet noises ''with their mouths.'' Special mention must be given to both Grif's hilariously horrible rendition of a bugle and Sarge's offhand remark to the Blues that "[[WorthyOpponent You have my...]] [[SubvertedTrope Well, not respect,]] but something similar!"
** Furthermore, when the second Pelican [=crash-lands=] and Sarge asks Simmons to announce the arrival of their [[TheCavalry cavalry]], Simmons excitedly says "The collective noun for a group of pelicans is a scoop!"
* Caboose initially thinks Carolina is Creator/{{Bruce Willis}} and Sister is Neil Armstrong.
* Sarge's increasing befuddlement as Wash and Donut force him and the rest of the Reds and Blues to SpotTheThread:
-->'''Sarge:''' I feel weird! It feels like ''I've'' been Sarged! [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone Oh, what have I been doing to people?!]]
* Donut tries to sum up everything without a DoubleEntendre, only for a "penis!" to randomly slip through.
* Grif's initial reaction upon realizing he's back in Blood Gulch is "Have I died and gone to Hell?"
* After "awakening," Grif quickly recognizes Genkins:
-->'''Grif:''' Hey, that guy ruined pizza!
-->'''Donut:''' -And time! ''And'' space!
-->'''Grif:''' [[SkewedPriorities Yeah, that too! But mostly pizza!]]
* After Caboose says that he kept Church's helmet as a memento, Sarge comments [=off-screen=] "Badass!"
* [[invoked]] [[BewareTheSillyOnes Caboose]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome beating up a possessed Church so Genkins would leave his body...]] [[MoodWhiplash and not noticing when]] the ''real'' Church starts complaining.
** For whatever reason, Caboose starts peeing in his suit as he assaults Church, something that ''greatly'' confuses even him.
--->'''Caboose:''' (in the background) ''[[LampshadeHanging Why am I still peeing?!]]''
* When Caboose is beating up Church, the following discussion happens.
-->'''Carolina:''' What... just happened? And where's Tucker?\\
'''Donut:''' [[ARareSentence I think today he's giving birth to an alien?]]\\
'''Washington:''' [[SeenItAll Ohhhhh.]]\\
'''Carolina:''' ''[[FlatWhat What?]]''
* After that, Sister volunteers to help revive Tucker and bring him up to speed;
-->'''Sister:''' Tucker needs to be de-''briefed.''\\
'''Grif:''' Yeah! [[PhraseCatcher Wait, what?]]

[[AC:Limbo]]
* Once Huggins is asked about possible paradoxes, realizing what it could be makes her go red and yell "THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!", making her parents admonish her with "Language!"
* As part of a revenge prank against Tucker, Kaikaina convinces him of various things: He's in purgatory, the future is nothing but women, Sister is his future female self whose has come to break him out, he died in childbrith and Junior is a demon (to which Junior replies with what can be safely assumed is the alien equivalent of a BigWhat).
-->'''Tucker:''' Doc! I'm a phantom, and I have unfinished business on Earth!
-->'''Doc:''' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh dear God.]]''
** When Doc is about to reveal that Sister is playing a prank, Tucker, as part of his unfinished business, reveals that he stole Doc's phone, called his mother, seduced her, then told everyone she was overweight and had saggy breasts. Doc decides not to tell him and go along with the lie.
* Caboose abandons the group to go fix the timeline, something which astonishes Wash and Donut since not only did they not tell him how to time travel, but they also never said they even ''could'' in the first place.
-->'''Wash:''' ''(stunned)'' Is... is Caboose a ''genius?''
-->'''Sarge:''' ''(irritated)'' If he is, I just prefer not to know.
* Huggins escapes from the black hole and travels to Blood Gulch but in the past (as in, around Season 1). She runs into the past version of Caboose... only for it to be revealed to be [[MentalTimeTravel the future version of Caboose possessing his past self]].
** Before that is her opening line to him:
--->'''Huggins:''' Hey, ''you!'' Why'd you make a paradox, ''[[BigStupidDooDooHead ya butt?!]]''
** Huggins then explains what she learnt from her parents in the black hole - That black holes actually allow the Universe to loop back to before the Big Bang. [[TheCloudCuckoolanderWasRight Turns out Caboose was right yet again!]]
--->'''Caboose:''' [[CallBack Time is made of circles]], I ''am'' familiar with the concept.
** It's also worth noting that when Huggins starts to fret once she realizes that she hasn't gotten back to the "present" yet, Caboose [[OffscreenTeleportation somehow pops up from the screen border below her]] to explain how he already knows who she is.
** "Okay, this is whelmed. ''(goes higher)'' ''This'' is overwhelmed. ''(goes all the way to the sky)'' And '''this''' is where ''my'' ass is at!"
** When she asks if they could talk, Caboose agrees [[ItMakesSenseInContext but then says he needs to kill his best friend in an hour so they should hurry it up]].
* The episode opts to ''nonchalantly'' reveal ''via Doc himself'' that [[DisneyDeath Doc didn't actually die from falling off of the skyscraper]].
* After Donut's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to the rest of the Reds and Blues for them having treated him like crap over the past few years, [[TeamDad Wash]] ''immediately'' has them all go and apologize to him before they start [=time-traveling=].
** And the reference to the series-long RunningGag during the speech:
---> '''Donut:''' You put me down, sideline me, leave me to rot, shoot me over and over... \\
'''Wash:''' Sorry!

[[AC:Finally]]
* The official episode description: [[CallBack "Caboose's Guide to Re-Zipping Time."]]
* Sarge's idea of saying sorry leaves something to be desired.
-->'''Sarge:''' Please accept my apology or I'll PUNCH YOUR FACE IN HALF! ''Five in the pink.''\\
'''Tucker:''' Sarge!\\
'''Sarge:''' I have trouble expressing remorse.
* To demonstrate MentalTimeTravel, Donut has the crew go back ten minutes. Of course, ten minutes ago Sister's airship had crushed him, and Tucker was sick from giving birth ("Ugghhh, my dick-hole!"). Nonetheless, Donut decides to direct everyone from under the Pelican, which hampers things slightly.
-->'''Lopez:''' (laughs in Spanish)[[note]]Which is to say he ''literally'' says "LOL".[[/note]]
* When Church tries to figure out what the fuck is happening, Caboose tells him [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere it would be easier if he just went to bed]], which Church agrees to without hesitation.
* Huggins goes off on Grif for his part in helping cause the paradox, something that goes ''completely'' over his head due to him focusing more on the fact that Huggins isn't dead.
-->'''Huggins:''' Hmm, hello!\\
'''Grif:''' Huggins! Buddy!\\
'''Huggins:''' ''(frostily)'' Oh, hey Grif, you ''asshole''.\\
'''Grif:''' ''(overjoyed)'' I missed you!\\
'''Huggins:''' You broke the timeline!\\
'''Grif:''' Bring it in!\\
'''Huggins:''' I’ll '''kill you'''!
** There's also Huggins' brief use of NotHyperbole to explain how [=screwed-up=] the timeline is due to the Blood Gulch Crew's TemporalParadox.
-->'''Grif:''' You just saved us... so much bullshit. ''(sniffs)'' I'm sorry we fucked up time.\\
'''Huggins:''' Ugh, I can't stay mad at you ''forever.''\\
'''Grif:''' Awww... Thanks bud.\\
'''Huggins:''' No, I ''literally'' can't stay mad at you forever. Time's broken from Wash's injury onwards.\\
'''Grif:''' ''[[OhCrap ...Oh.]]''\\
'''Huggins:''' '''YOU HAD''' '''''ONE''''' '''JOB!'''\\
'''Grif:''' Uh, ya mean save reality?\\
'''Huggins:''' '''FIX IT!''' (changes to friendly tone) No pressure. Love you!
* And the aforementioned conversation happens after Sarge and Huggins get into an argument over how she'll scout for {{Alternate Timeline}}s and tell Caboose about them in the future so he can travel back to the past and tell the rest of the Blood Gulch Crew about where they need to fix the paradoxes, which Sarge thinks would take forever.
-->'''Huggins:''' ''(exasperated)'' [[TimeTravelTenseTrouble Yeah, we've already done it!]] Higher beings represent, baby!\\
'''Sarge:''' ''(skeptically)'' [[ArbitrarySkepticism Still not sure I subscribe to this "higher beings" malarkey.]]\\
'''Huggins:''' ''(starts making herself slowly fade away before she zips off into space)'' [[SarcasmMode Oh, I'm fading, I'm fading, please believe in me...]] ''(immediately reappears)'' Oh, false alarm. I just went to the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' '''''moon!'''''
* Caboose: "IT ALREADY HAPPENED! HI! ALSO TOOK OUT THE GARBAGE!"
* Caboose explains how they are fixing the timeline by comparing it to fixing a gap in your zipper.
-->'''Donut:''' [[LampshadeHanging Wow, that's so much clearer.]]
* Sarge finds himself back in what he states is "the best day of [his] life": when he deleted the Blues back in ''Reconstruction''. Upon smashing the delete key, Genkins makes his presence known by glitching out the computer to prevent the command from going through... and just as he starts to gloat, Simmons [[ShutUpHannibal reboots the computer and starts up the Command Prompt at said reboot to prevent Genkins' override]] without batting an eye.
** Sarge decides to relive that moment one more time "just to be sure". [[GilliganCut Cue a montage of Sarge repeatedly deleting the Blues.]]
** [[https://red-vs-red.tumblr.com/post/184484880367/what-whats-at-the-bottom-lemme-just-enter-that As it happens]], there's [[EasterEgg a YouTube link]] visible on the screen. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfY8oRAm8dY And if you go to it...]]
--->'''Caboose:''' ''(uneasy)'' Yeah... Church, [[spoiler:[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar (starts turning to ash) I don't feel so good...]]]]
** Not like Church gets it any better:
--->'''Church:''' ''(awkwardly)'' Well...at least I finally have some piece and quiet. [[TemptingFate Right?]] [[spoiler:(Turns to ash)]] Oh, son of a-!\\
'''Sarge:''' [[spoiler:[[Memes/AvengersInfinityWar Perfectly balanced, like all things should be]]. [[ButtMonkey Grif, you're next!]]]]
* Grif finds himself right at the end of Episode 100, when Tex is taking off in the Pelican. Upon immediately realizing that Genkins is in Andy, Grif grabs a rocket launcher just as "Andy" attempts to talk Sarge out of making him blow up.
-->'''Grif:''' My testicles send their regards, Tex, ''you metal bitch.''
** Genkins then proceeds to take over Tex in order to try and make Church realize he's the Alpha... except Genkins doesn't even ''bother'' trying to imitate Tex, instead talking in a hilarious falsetto. Also, he equates the Director's plan of recreating his dead wife through Tex as making "[[CrossesTheLineTwice the robot equivalent of a body-pillow!]]"
** Upon Grif blowing up the Pelican, it is heavily implied prior to cutting away that Church is about to beat Grif to death.
--->'''Church:''' '''''YOU! GIRLFRIEND KILLING! FU-'''''

[[AC:Succession]]
* "Que? '''No! How do you people keep finding me?!'''"
* Felix is ''very'' confused by Tucker talking to Genkins during the finale of Season 11.
-->'''Felix:''' (''to Kimball'') ...Okay, yeah, he has '''so''' much concussion.
* [[invoked]] [[FriendshipMoment Tucker telling Donut that he's doing a great job as]] TheLeader [[SincerityMode and that he could even re-learn a few things from him?]] [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Surprisingly touching]]. An exasperated Tucker growling [[ToughLove "Just take the compliment, you]] ''[[ToughLove angsty bitch"]]'' when Donut hesitates over accepting the praise? Utterly hilarious.
* Donut's OhCrap reaction once Genkins leaves the Meta.
* Chrovos: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "But I no longer need that little orgy because you have]] '''[[ItMakesSenseInContext utterly... FUCKED ME!"]]'''

[[AC:Killing Time]]
* Wash's annoyance at not being shot. A confused Locus tells him to not get hit.
* Locus slaughtering the Zealots turns Sister on.
-->'''Sister:''' [[InLoveWithYourCarnage Oooh... oh my! Everyone, get out! I'm gonna fuck that guy!]]
* As a cover-up for him not coming with them, Wash tells the past version of Sarge he's gonna take the chaingun from the Pelican. An impressed Sarge says [[ShipTease "If he's single, there's no hope for any of us!"]]
* Grif pranks Simmons into slamming himself on the portal. Simmons in turn [[ChekhovsGun discovers bullets go through]].
* "Fool me thrice, shame on me again, point taken. But ''four'' times..."
* Donut's response when Chrovos immediately starts monologuing about how she'd [[OmnicidalManiac "tear the starry curtain from its rings"]] [[NotHelpingYourCase after having tried to convince him that she's on his side now]]:
-->'''Donut:''' (completely deadpan) [[SarcasmMode Wow. It's a miracle. She's totally changed. Gee. But I wonder how I ever doubted her.]]
* Caboose (to Chrovos): [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Thank you, spooky nightmare."]]
* Chrovos' response when Donut questions what really ''is'' the present right now since the Reds and Blues (aside from himself, who's in Chrovos' prison room with her) are all "time-locked" in Temple's underwater base.
-->'''Chrovos:''' ...''Me.'' [[ItsAllAboutMe I don't go to parties dear, they come to me!]]\\
'''Tucker and Sister:''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Cool.]]
* Genkins going full on EvilIsHammy when he goes back to ensure the second paradox happens (Church surviving his first death), complete with trash talking Sheila and even ''shouting'' Tucker's BowChickaWowWow CatchPhrase.
-->'''Genkins:''' ''Come on, history! Let's fucking'' '''''dance!'''''
* Simmons remembers shooting at Grif through the portal, and of course Sarge suggests them doing just that.
* To ensure Church's first death still plays out, Genkins in his body is distracted... and then the golf club is inserted into Sheila's cannon, leading to him getting ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice.
** Everyone present is taken aback by this method of killing him... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint except for Caboose]] [[ComedicSociopathy and Sarge]].
--->'''Caboose:''' [[MediumAwareness These graphics are awful!]]
--->'''Sarge:''' Now ''that's'' what I call a hole in one!

[[AC:Omphalos]]
* Wash uncertainly refers to the [=FOTUS=]-helmeted guards in his Labyrinth illusion as [[ALoadOfBull "minotaurs."]] Caboose tries to correct him with "Uh, I think that one horn makes them 'unitards'. It's French."
* Sarge, dreaming of office life, tries to drink out of a mug. With his helmet on. Predictably, it doesn't work.
* Grif's nightmare has him with a [[SadisticTeacher mad P.E. instructor]] named "Coach Prestwood." Prestwood then forces Grif to run through what's essentially a ''Series/{{Wipeout}}'' course turned UpToEleven.
** What makes the scene even funnier is how several commenters have pointed out the DramaticIrony of Geoff Ramsey's character [[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries being forced through a]] ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Wipeout]]'' [[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries course.]]
* Lopez ''speaking English with Spanish subtitles'', which means everyone can understand his insults, and thus being ostracized by the other Reds. And even worse, he's not Red Team's robot, but Gustavo ([[StylisticSuck who looks like a washing machine with cardboard and a rifle taped to it]]) is.
* As it turns out, Doc ended up in Chrovos' chamber with Donut. He was just politely waiting until Donut and Chrovos were done talking before revealing himself.

[[AC:Theogeny]]
* Grif's attempt to FaceDeathWithDignity:
-->'''Coach Prestwood:''' Nice score on the Labyrinth's leaderboard. What should I put as your initials?
-->'''Grif:''' My last request... is that it be: A... S... S.
* Donut saving Grif from Coach Prestwood: "I heard you needed to beat a guy off, and I came right away!"
** What makes it even better is that according to WordOfGod, this moment actually '''wasn't''' InnocentInnuendo, and it was actually Donut {{Troll}}ing Grif by intentionally making a DoubleEntendre.
* Chrovos' ''very'' apathetic turn as the BigGood for Donut and the other members of the Blood Gulch Crew in the Labyrinth.
-->'''Grif:''' ''([[BigDamnHeroes after Donut saves him]])'' Fuck! What is happening?!\\
'''Chrovos:''' ''(dismissively, through a Time Portal)'' You were about to kill yourself.\\
'''Grif:''' I was? Wait - [[HeelFaceTurn Are you on our side now?]]\\
'''Chrovos:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue You may want to hurry and stop your friends from dying]], [[WildCard I don't know]] ''[[WildCard what]]'' [[WildCard side I'm on.]]
* Sarge's surprised reaction when Wash and Doc save him from his Labyrinth illusion (which has him stuck at [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII the Normandy landings]]): "Whoa, why are you guys in Normandy? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Cheese tasting? Cider? The Bayeux Tapestry?]]"
* Simmons being chased around by an UFO seeking to "utilize his penis for scientific experiments" in his Labyrinth illusion is '''so''' absolutely hysterical (''especially'' when compared to [[MoodWhiplash the other illusions given to his teammates]]) that Grif and Kaikaina [[{{Corpsing}} drop the seriousness and start laughing]] before they free him, with Grif filming it.
** And when Simmons reunites with the others, the first thing he says is a cheery "Still got my penis!" Wash is understandably confused.
* Caboose [[NoSell easily broke out of his illusion]] without even realizing it was trying to kill him. At most, he's hungry for pancakes.
** Speaking of Caboose, there's the fact that when the Blood Gulch Crew arrive as TheCavalry for Carolina during her duel with [[EnemyWithout her past self]], he's actually holding [=Past!Carolina=] up with ''finger guns'' while everyone else is actually armed.
* Carolina's line of good-natured SelfDeprecation once the Labyrinth A.I reveals itself to everyone.
-->'''Labyrinth A.I:''' I have failed to do my duty.\\
'''Sister:''' Your duty was to skulk around in the dark and kill people!\\
'''Carolina:''' No ''wonder'' this thing made a convincing me.
* At the end of the episode, Lopez shows back up, having witnessed some ''really serious shit'' since the beginning of time. And as Sarge muses aloud, "You know, it's a ''real'' shame I don't speak Spanish."

[[AC:Other]]
* [[https://twitter.com/aJasonWeight/status/1120930391504953348 This tweet]] from Jason Weight (the season's writer).
-->'''Jason Weight:''' Red Vs Blue means an opportunity to fuck with every motherfucker who tries to write Donut after me. [[CreatorsFavorite This gorgeous jewel is mine.]] The fans will kill you for dishonouring him.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGGrXD1zhJk The Blooper Reel]], which was even released officially in the Rooster Teeth Animation channel.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Zero]]
[[AC:Viper]]
* Washington's brain damage was healed with cutting-edge robotics... and [[NoodleImplements old kitchen appliances]]. Which apparently give him the power to discover if nearby microwaves will come off.
* "How did you... Who are you?" "Seconds to live, and these are your last words?"
* During Phase's TeleportSpam, at one point, she decides to fall on her back before vanishing.
* Everything regarding One taking a shortcut, from Axel regretting suggesting it in the first place ("Don't do it. *throws off the map* You're doing it."), to East getting angry at losing the lead and deciding to take over the Warthog's turret.
* Raymond puking inside his own helmet.
* Wash's CasualDangerDialogue while being threatened, starting with "Does roughing up your prisoners usually work out for you?" during a NeckLift, and following it by commenting on Phase's shiny device: "That look kinda scary. You're not stick that in anything, or up anything..."

[[AC:Recovery]]
* The image of Carolina with a cast ''above the armor'', which has already been signed by Shatter Squad.
* Just the scene where Tiny is introduced, where an enormous, intimidating armored soldier [[VocalDissonance is actually a squeaky-voiced girl.]]
* "I need a charger, forgot the end thingy, the butt... I call it the butt." "Hey... You're a butt."
** And later, Raymond is seen charging it on a nearby terminal, saying he'd like to charge his phone battery to 30%. A [[{{Beat}} moment later]], West shoots the terminal and says "Looks like 30% to me."
* Axel's excitement talking about a lawnmower.

[[AC:Duo]]
* Tiny liking the camouflage for being "a huge mood ring" and "able to change along with your favorite EDM track" rather than its actual purpose of hiding.
* "...in short, if there's no more room in the dishwasher, it's time to run the cycle. Don't just shove your stuff in there and walk away."
* [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy The guard mistakes One's warning for a robocall... right before the wall explodes.]]

[[AC:Encounter]]
* After Phase's knife misses, Raymond goes "Phew, do you like fruit? Someone is getting a fruit basket!". And then Phase teleports in saying "I hate fruit!" and punches him.

[[AC:Sideways]]
* Tucker asks if anyone else has saved the world. One soldier lifts a hand saying "I donate to environmental causes..."
* Tucker starts to hit on East, and gets punched in the stomach.
* "I'm out of fruit basket gift cards, so what do you think about poetry?"

[[AC:Shattered]]
* Tucker enraged at losing his sword [[FreudWasRight to near post-castration levels]], while Wash just says it's good to see him and Carolina leaves in a dismissive mood.

[[AC:For Power]]
* Once Phase joins the battle against Zero, One has an awkward moment "welcoming" her.
* The final dialogue, with a discussion on how to hang out later. Once Phase suggests a Thai boxing course, there is the exchange "You want to fight right now? What's wrong with you?" "She was experimented on as a kid."
[[/folder]]