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* The episode where Tucker and Caboose go on a quest with the alien, but before they do, they find out Tex has been looking at the alien's genitals...
-->'''Caboose''': You told me that was another arm!
-->'''Andy''': Hey, Caboose! High Five!
-->'''Caboose''': I don't want to do that anymore...
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-->'''Tucker''': Wait a second. How do you beat nomeone to death with his own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

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-->'''Tucker''': Wait a second. How do you beat nomeone someone to death with his own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

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-->'''Tucker''': Wait a second. How do you beat someone to death with his own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

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-->'''Tucker''': Wait a second. How do you beat someone nomeone to death with his own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.


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* From Episode 78, Church calls dibs on a spaceship:
-->'''Grif''': You can't call dibs on a spaceship. That's ridiculous.
-->'''Church''': Yes I can. Dibs. See, I just did it again. Now, get the fuck away from my spaceship, tomato can.
-->'''Simmons''': Don't call me tomato can.
-->'''Grif''': [[TemptingFate Try and take it then.]]
-->'''Church''': Um, Ok. Sheila? *camera pans to Sheila the Scorpion Tank*
-->'''Sheila''': You bet. *points cannon at red team.*
-->'''Grif''': Fuck!
-->'''Church''': You kinda forget about that too, didn't you?
-->'''Simmons''': Yeah, kinda.
-->'''Sheila''': Now, step away from the ship you tomato can.
-->'''Church''': Ha ha. Tomato can.
-->'''Sheila''': You too, Lemon head.
-->'''Grif''': Hey, I'm orange, not yellow. *Church continues laughing*
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* The fact that, in a deleted scene, not only does Epsilon!Church have Two Girls One Cup in his memory, but the fact that Caboose's grandmother was apparently part of it, and that ''TUCKER HAS SEEN BETTER.'' Although those may count more as {{Squick}} than funny.



* The fact that, in a deleted scene, Caboose's grandmother was apparently part of ''Two Girls One Freakin' Cup'', and that ''TUCKER HAS SEEN BETTER.'' Although those may count more as {{Squick}} than funny.

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* The fact that, in a deleted scene, Caboose's grandmother was apparently part of ''Two Girls One Freakin' Cup'', and that ''TUCKER HAS SEEN BETTER.'' Although those may count more as {{Squick}} than funny.
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* The fact that, in a deleted scene, Caboose's grandmother was apparently part of ''Two Girls One Freakin' Cup'', and that ''TUCKER HAS SEEN BETTER.'' Although those may count more as {{Squick}} than funny.

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* In Episode 6, when Washington, Caboose and Church chase after South Dakota as they all fight off the Meta, check out Church's plan to get her.
--> '''Church:''' Hey, see that purple one? She's on our team. You should help her.
--> '''Caboose:''' Okay! ('''fires in Dakota's direction and shoots her down''')
--> '''Caboose:''' Uhm... she got in the way when I was trying to help her.
--> '''Church:''' Okay, we're good!
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--> '''C.T.''': What the fuck is ''wrong'' with you people?
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* From the Sixth Anniversary PSA:
--> '''Sarge:''' Why are you still in character?
--> '''Lopez:''' Don't Fuck with my Method.

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**** Most memorable, and hilarious, would be what happens at the end. After [[spoiler:Tex]] sends the Reds and Blues flying with a huge [[StuffBlowingUp explosion]] (where Grif flies the highest due to the involvement of an oil drum), [[spoiler:she]] starts nudging a concrete divider a few inches using [[spoiler:her]] foot, stands back to survey [[spoiler:her]] work... and then Grif lands on the divider nuts-first.
---->Grif: Why won't you just ''kill me?''



* The whole dialogue between Grif and Simmons at the end of Episode 15, where they discuss upgrading Armor:

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* The whole dialogue between Grif and Simmons at the end of Episode 15, where they discuss upgrading Armor:Armor. Specifically, Grif wants Simmons to hook up an invisibility attachment so that he could nap ''whenever he wanted''.


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**And then what happens afterwards... Simmons accidentally gives him a [[SuperSpeed super-speed]] attachment.
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--> '''Simmons:''' ''Oh my God, that cake is huge! It's big enough to fit a person in it.''

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--> '''Simmons:''' '''Simmons:''' (scene switches to Halo 2 engine) ''Oh my God, that cake is huge! It's big enough to fit a person in it.''
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** Not to mention Church's ''terrible'' singing of [[KatyPerry "I Kissed a Girl."]]

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** Not to mention Church's ''terrible'' singing of [[KatyPerry "I Kissed a Girl."]]"]]
* Church attempting to describe Sergeant Johnson's [[MemeticBadass Memetic Badassitude]] in the last ''Halo 3: ODST'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6wNn5DhaF4 promotional video.]]
--> '''Church:''' Sergeant Johnson is as tough as they come. They say he's a strong as an ox, and as agile as... a... smaller ox.
--> '''Sarge:''' What?
--> '''Church:''' He moves like a whisper, that you only say to the wind at midnight.
--> '''Simmons:''' Why would you do that? That doesn't make any sense.
--> '''Church:''' He's as cunning as a fox, taking a... pottery class at a... Ivy League university... that accepts foxes!
--> '''Grif:''' Wow. You're not very good at analogies, are you?
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* Sarge's eulogy for Caboose in Recreation (With taps playing in the background).
--> '''Sarge''': Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Blue back to Heaven today, or rather not to Heaven, whatever fiery pit you send Blues to, so they can suffer in eternity. You could've taken Grif. ''But you didn't''. '''Again'''. Not sure why--it would've been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you're doing...

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* Sarge's eulogy for Caboose in Recreation Episode 9 (With taps "Taps" playing in the background).
--> '''Sarge''': Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Blue back to Heaven today, or rather not to Heaven, Heaven. To whatever fiery pit you send Blues to, so they can suffer in eternity. You could've taken Grif. ''But you didn't''. '''Again'''. Not sure why--it would've been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you're doing...



--->'''Grif:''' Uh... (''looks at Epsilon, who is immobile on the sand'')
--->'''Epsilon:''' Don't do it, you fuckEEEEEEEEEER... (''Goes flying into the distance'' as Grif punts him)

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--->'''Grif:''' -->'''Grif:''' Uh... (''looks at Epsilon, who is immobile on the sand'')
--->'''Epsilon:''' -->'''Epsilon:''' Don't do it, you fuckEEEEEEEEEER... (''Goes flying into the distance'' as Grif punts him)



** "Uh, is it possible for a fragment of an Artificial Intelligence encased in a robotic body to piss it's pants? 'Cause I think I just did."

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** "Uh, is it possible for a fragment of an Artificial Intelligence encased in a robotic body to piss it's its pants? 'Cause I think I just did."
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--> ''Caboose''': (while Church shoots at him... and misses) I have missed you so much! It has been so long! ''Did you miss me?!''

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--> ''Caboose''': '''Caboose''': (while Church shoots at him... and misses) I have missed you so much! It has been so long! ''Did you miss me?!''



* What? No mention of Church's 'Man Cannon' ride?

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* What? No mention of Church's 'Man Cannon' "Man Cannon" ride?



--> '''Church:''' What part?! How about the part when I got thrown 50 feet in the fucking air by the Godmaned throwing thing?!'

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--> '''Church:''' What part?! How about the part when I got thrown 50 feet in the fucking air by the Godmaned throwing thing?!'
thing?!



--> '''Sarge''': Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Blue back to Heaven today, or rather not to Heaven, whatever fiery pit you send Blues to, so they can suffer in eternity. You could've taken Grif. But you didn't. Again. Not sure why--it would've been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you're doing...

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--> '''Sarge''': Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Blue back to Heaven today, or rather not to Heaven, whatever fiery pit you send Blues to, so they can suffer in eternity. You could've taken Grif. But ''But you didn't. Again.didn't''. '''Again'''. Not sure why--it would've been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you're doing...




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--> '''Sarge''': And now you brought him back. And Grif's still here! I hate to criticize but you could've just had him land on Grif and squash him. That would've been easy! Just a note; you can take it or leave it. Like I said not really my place to criticize. Okay the end amen.



** "I feel defeated! Yet inexplicably rejuvenated!" Said by Sarge while covered in med-kits."

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** "I feel defeated! Yet inexplicably rejuvenated!" Said by Sarge while covered in med-kits."



** The whole dialogue between Grif and Simmons at the end of Episode 15, where they discuss upgrading Armor:
--->'''Grif''': I would be completely unstoppable.
--->'''Simmons''': Actually, you would be the exact opposite of that.
--->'''Grif''': Totally stoppable. Already stopped.

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** * The whole dialogue between Grif and Simmons at the end of Episode 15, where they discuss upgrading Armor:
--->'''Grif''': -->'''Grif''': I would be completely unstoppable.
--->'''Simmons''': -->'''Simmons''': Actually, you would be the exact opposite of that.
--->'''Grif''': -->'''Grif''': Totally stoppable. Already stopped.



* The result of the [[BigDamnHeroesMoment Big Damn Heroes Moment]]: "...I'd say the cavalry's arrived, but the I've never seen a line of horses crash into the battlefield from outer space before."

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* The result of the [[BigDamnHeroesMoment [[BigDamnHeroes Big Damn Heroes Moment]]: "...I'd say the cavalry's arrived, but the I've never seen a line of horses crash into the battlefield from outer space before."
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* Outtakes from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O3UoR77MVg&feature=related Reconstruction.]] Notable moments are "AUTOBOTS, ''TRANSFORM!''" (followed by his absurdly deep "OH MY GOD"), [[OohMeAccentsSlipping Scottish!Wash]], and the Meta [[BeatingADeadPlayer teabagging.]]

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* Outtakes from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O3UoR77MVg&feature=related Reconstruction.]] Notable moments are "AUTOBOTS, ''TRANSFORM!''" (followed by his absurdly deep "OH MY GOD"), [[OohMeAccentsSlipping Scottish!Wash]], and the Meta [[BeatingADeadPlayer teabagging.]]]]
** Not to mention Church's ''terrible'' singing of [[KatyPerry "I Kissed a Girl."]]
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--> '''Church''': Get the fuck away from me.

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--> '''Church''': Get the fuck away from me.me.
* Outtakes from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O3UoR77MVg&feature=related Reconstruction.]] Notable moments are "AUTOBOTS, ''TRANSFORM!''" (followed by his absurdly deep "OH MY GOD"), [[OohMeAccentsSlipping Scottish!Wash]], and the Meta [[BeatingADeadPlayer teabagging.]]
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** This scene from '"Revelation'' is what got this troper interested in the series:
--->'''Doc''': (''after the Meta suddenly slows down while trying to punch Doc'') Am I dead? Am I dead?
--->'''Simmons''': Doc, you did it!
--->'''Doc''': (''looks at the Meta, whose fist is still slowly traveling towards Doc, and [[PainfullySlowProjectile continues to do so throughout the rest of this conversation]]'') He's frozen!
--->'''Simmons''': It looks like you overloaded his time-distortion unit. It looks like you caused some kind of inversion. Instead of making everything else slow, it made ''him'' slow!
--->'''Doc''': Alright! Score one for the pacifists! How do you like me now, Meta!
--->'''Simmons''': Um, Doc, I wouldn't get to close to him if I were you.
--->'''Doc''': Why? What's he gonna do? Beat me up over the course of the next two weeks?
--->'''Simmons''': Well, technically he's not actually moving slower. He's moving at the same speed, just over a longer period of time.
--->'''Doc''': Huh?
--->'''Simmons''': It's relative distance. His fist is still moving at the same velocity, we're just viewing it at a faster timeframe. Therefore, it ''looks'' slowed down, but theoretically, it should carry the same force.
--->'''Doc''': (''looks at the Meta again'') Nah, see, he's moving slower!
--->(''camera zooms in on the Meta's fist, which'' lightly taps ''against Doc's helmet'')
--->'''Doc''': Woaaauugh! (''goes flying into Blue Base's walls, and gets stuck there'')
--->'''Simmons''': See? That's what you get for arguing with science.
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** "Uh, is it possible for a fragment of an Artificial Intelligence encased in a robotic body to piss it's pants? 'Cause I think I just did."
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** Or when they discuss checking your mail:
--> '''REAL LIFE'''
--> '''Church:''' Bills, bills, bills... coupon. Great.
--> '''INTERNET'''
--> '''Simmons:''' Pardon me, my friend, but I am Nigirean Roylty, and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact that I can’t spell "Nigerian." Or "royalty."
--> '''Doc:''' Would you like to refinance your home? Mortgage rates have never been lower!
--> '''Grif:''' Hey, Church! We have all the filthiest sluts on the internet. They’re hopped up on herbal Viagra and waiting for you!
--> '''Sarge:''' WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS?! WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT? I COULD SUGGEST SOME PLACES!
--> '''Doc:''' You could put it in escrow!
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Pretty much every episode of ''RedVsBlue'' [strike]has[/strike] ''is'' a Crowning Moment of Funny. These are the best ones.

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Pretty much every episode of ''RedVsBlue'' [strike]has[/strike] [[strike:has]] ''is'' a Crowning Moment of Funny. These are the best ones.
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Pretty much every episode of ''RedVsBlue'' -has- ''is'' a Crowning Moment of Funny. These are the best ones.

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Pretty much every episode of ''RedVsBlue'' -has- [strike]has[/strike] ''is'' a Crowning Moment of Funny. These are the best ones.
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Pretty much every episode of ''RedVsBlue'' has a Crowning Moment of Funny. These are the best ones.

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Pretty much every episode of ''RedVsBlue'' has -has- ''is'' a Crowning Moment of Funny. These are the best ones.

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* What? No mention of Church's 'Man Cannon' ride?
--> '''Washington:''' What part of 'quiet' don't you understand?
--> '''Church:''' What part?! How about the part when I got thrown 50 feet in the fucking air by the Godmaned throwing thing?!'




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* The result of the [[BigDamnHeroesMoment Big Damn Heroes Moment]]: "...I'd say the cavalry's arrived, but the I've never seen a line of horses crash into the battlefield from outer space before."
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*** The amount of [[GroinAttack shots to the nuts]] that Grif took would be enough to render the man sterile.

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* Episode 19: The 'Emp'
--> '''Washington:''' EMP?! You have got to be [[CurseCutShort fuc-]]
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--> '''Caboose'': Hey Church! Happy Valentine--

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--> '''Caboose'': '''Caboose''': Hey Church! Happy Valentine--
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* The Valentine's Day PSA. Caboose mourns over celebrating without Church and remembers their ''tradition''.

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* The Valentine's Day PSA. Caboose mourns over celebrating without Church and remembers their ''tradition''."tradition".
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* Everyone was busy during the "Columbus Day" PSA... so they let ''Caboose'' host it. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IsJfFDQpgY Epic Hilarity Ensues.]]

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* Everyone was busy during the "Columbus Day" PSA... so they let ''Caboose'' host it. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IsJfFDQpgY Epic Hilarity Ensues.]]]]
* The Valentine's Day PSA. Caboose mourns over celebrating without Church and remembers their ''tradition''.
--> '''Caboose'': Hey Church! Happy Valentine--
--> '''Church''': Get the fuck away from me.

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* Church and Caboose's "reunion." Complete with sniper rifle.
--> ''Caboose''': (while Church shoots at him... and misses) I have missed you so much! It has been so long! ''Did you miss me?!''
--> '''Church''': Fuck, I missed him!
--> '''Caboose''': I know you did!



--> '''Caboose''': Aaaaah! (THUD!) Wow! Now that was a big explosion!

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--> '''Caboose''': Aaaaah! (THUD!) Wow! Now that ''that'' was a big explosion!




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--> '''Caboose''': I was really high. Did anyone get a picture?

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** [[spoiler:"I am not a thing! My name is Leonard Church, and YOU WILL FEAR MY LASERFACE!"]] Which doubled up as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.




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* Sarge's eulogy for Caboose in Recreation (With taps playing in the background).
--> '''Sarge''': Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Blue back to Heaven today, or rather not to Heaven, whatever fiery pit you send Blues to, so they can suffer in eternity. You could've taken Grif. But you didn't. Again. Not sure why--it would've been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you're doing...
--> '''Caboose''': Aaaaah! (THUD!) Wow! Now that was a big explosion!
--> '''Grif''': Blue guy's back!



* ''Reconstruction'' deserves some special mention for moments like this:
-->'''Washington''': That...was the worst throw ever... of all time.
-->'''Caboose''': Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.



* Recreation: [[spoiler:"I am not a thing! My name is Leonard Church, and YOU WILL FEAR MY LASERFACE!]] Which doubled up as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
* Sarge's eulogy for Caboose in Recreation (With taps playing in the background).
--> '''Sarge''': Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Blue back to Heaven today, or rather not to Heaven, whatever fiery pit you send Blues to, so they can suffer in eternity. You could've taken Grif. But you didn't. Again. Not sure why--it would've been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you're doing...
--> '''Caboose''': Aaaaah! (THUD!) Wow! Now that was a big explosion!
--> '''Grif''': Blue guy's back!



* Sarge's [[strike:SherlockScan]] BatDeduction of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3P5BgNOw4A#t=3m20s Simmons's message.]]
** Made only even more hilarious by the fact that ''he was completely correct''.

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* "Oh, ''no!'' I'm the team-killing fucktard!" "You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"
** "I can't believe Church shot me." "''Oh, don't even START, Caboose!''"
** "I just wanted you to know. I always hated you. I always hated you the most." "I know. Now shut up and die, you prick."






* "Oh, ''no!'' I'm the team-killing fucktard!" "You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"
** "I can't believe Church shot me." "''Oh, don't even START, Caboose!''"
** "I just wanted you to know. I always hated you. I always hated you the most." "I know. Now shut up and die, you prick."

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