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-->'''Biolizard:''' I'M GOING TO VORE YOU IN MY MOUTH.
-->'''Shadow:''' No, listen, brother, I'm not int-
-->'''Biolizard:''' I ATE ALL THE FUNYUNS. COME HERE, BROTHER.
-->'''Shadow:''' No. They're my funyuns.
-->'''Biolizard:''' THEY TASTE LIKE CHERRIES.
-->'''Shadow:''' Why do they taste like cherries, brother.
-->'''Biolizard:''' I DO HOPE YOU TASTE DELICIOUS, NOW COME INTO MY MAAAAAW.
-->'''Shadow:''' I'm going to grind on you.
-->'''Biolizard:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]] BUTTON! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUEEEEUOOAAAAAOOOOOOOGHHH
-->'''Shadow:''' That's right. I'm going to take all those ropes you have... and I'm going to make sure there's some knotting going on.
-->'''Biolizard:''' (now with a different voice) Brother! I need you to stop trying to hit me! Brother! You've reset my voice module button! Brother! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [[NonSequitur I gave birth.]]\\
-->'''Shadow:''' Well, time to use these bowels to get up there.
-->'''Biolizard:''' No, not my babies! aa- ([[Franchise/StarWars Wookie Noise]])
-->'''Shadow:''' There's only one more baby for me to dispose of...
-->'''Shadow:''' No, listen, brother, I'm not int-
-->'''Biolizard:''' I ATE ALL THE FUNYUNS. COME HERE, BROTHER.
-->'''Shadow:''' No. They're my funyuns.
-->'''Biolizard:''' THEY TASTE LIKE CHERRIES.
-->'''Shadow:''' Why do they taste like cherries, brother.
-->'''Biolizard:''' I DO HOPE YOU TASTE DELICIOUS, NOW COME INTO MY MAAAAAW.
-->'''Shadow:''' I'm going to grind on you.
-->'''Biolizard:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]] BUTTON! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUEEEEUOOAAAAAOOOOOOOGHHH
-->'''Shadow:''' That's right. I'm going to take all those ropes you have... and I'm going to make sure there's some knotting going on.
-->'''Biolizard:''' (now with a different voice) Brother! I need you to stop trying to hit me! Brother! You've reset my voice module button! Brother! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [[NonSequitur I gave birth.]]\\
-->'''Shadow:''' Well, time to use these bowels to get up there.
-->'''Biolizard:''' No, not my babies! aa- ([[Franchise/StarWars Wookie Noise]])
-->'''Shadow:''' There's only one more baby for me to dispose of...
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-->'''Biolizard:''' I'M GOING TO VORE YOU IN MY MOUTH.
-->'''Shadow:'''MOUTH.\\
'''Shadow:''' No, listen, brother, I'm notint-
-->'''Biolizard:'''int-\\
'''Biolizard:''' I ATE ALL THE FUNYUNS. COME HERE,BROTHER.
-->'''Shadow:'''BROTHER.\\
'''Shadow:''' No. They're my funyuns. \n-->'''Biolizard:''' \\
'''Biolizard:''' THEY TASTE LIKECHERRIES.
-->'''Shadow:'''CHERRIES.\\
'''Shadow:''' Why do they taste like cherries,brother.
-->'''Biolizard:'''brother.\\
'''Biolizard:''' I DO HOPE YOU TASTE DELICIOUS, NOW COME INTO MYMAAAAAW.
-->'''Shadow:'''MAAAAAW.\\
'''Shadow:''' I'm going to grind onyou.
-->'''Biolizard:'''you.\\
'''Biolizard:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]]BUTTON! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUEEEEUOOAAAAAOOOOOOOGHHH
-->'''Shadow:'''[[LargeHam MY BUTTON!]] AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUEEEEUOOAAAAAOOOOOOOGHHH\\
'''Shadow:''' That's right. I'm going to take all those ropes you have... and I'm going to make sure there's some knotting goingon.
-->'''Biolizard:'''on.\\
'''Biolizard:''' (now with a different voice) Brother! I need you to stop trying to hit me! Brother! You've reset my voice module button! Brother! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [[NonSequitur I gave birth.]]\\
-->'''Shadow:''' '''Shadow:''' Well, time to use these bowels to get up there.
-->'''Biolizard:'''there.\\
'''Biolizard:''' No, not my babies! aa- ([[Franchise/StarWars WookieNoise]])
-->'''Shadow:'''Noise]])\\
'''Shadow:''' There's only one more baby for me to dispose of...
-->'''Shadow:'''
'''Shadow:''' No, listen, brother, I'm not
-->'''Biolizard:'''
'''Biolizard:''' I ATE ALL THE FUNYUNS. COME HERE,
-->'''Shadow:'''
'''Shadow:''' No. They're my funyuns.
'''Biolizard:''' THEY TASTE LIKE
-->'''Shadow:'''
'''Shadow:''' Why do they taste like cherries,
-->'''Biolizard:'''
'''Biolizard:''' I DO HOPE YOU TASTE DELICIOUS, NOW COME INTO MY
-->'''Shadow:'''
'''Shadow:''' I'm going to grind on
-->'''Biolizard:'''
'''Biolizard:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]]
-->'''Shadow:'''
'''Shadow:''' That's right. I'm going to take all those ropes you have... and I'm going to make sure there's some knotting going
-->'''Biolizard:'''
'''Biolizard:''' (now with a different voice) Brother! I need you to stop trying to hit me! Brother! You've reset my voice module button! Brother! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [[NonSequitur I gave birth.]]\\
-->'''Biolizard:'''
'''Biolizard:''' No, not my babies! aa- ([[Franchise/StarWars Wookie
-->'''Shadow:'''
'''Shadow:''' There's only one more baby for me to dispose of...
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'''Biolizard:''' YOU FIGURED IT [=OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooouuuuuuuuuuu=]...!
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'''Biolizard:''' YOU FIGURED IT [=OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooouuuuuuuuuuu=]...![=OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut=]...!\\
'''Sonic:''' Why does it sound like he's getting farther away? This is stupid\\
'''Shadow':''' It ''is'' Stupid
'''Sonic:''' Why does it sound like he's getting farther away? This is stupid\\
'''Shadow':''' It ''is'' Stupid
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* The epilogue
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* The epilogueepilogue. All of it.
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'''Knuckles:'''Whoa! [[TheStoner But I wanted the last thing I breathed to be pot!]]\\
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* The announcement from Gerald ([[AdaptionalRelationshipOverhaul who's portrayed as Eggman's father instead of his grandfather as usual]]) explain his plan to destroy all of the Sonic cast for leaking his son's nudes, and then Eggman's [[IncomingHam enterance to the scene.]]
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* The announcement from Gerald ([[AdaptionalRelationshipOverhaul who's ([[AdaptationRelationshipOverhaul who is portrayed as Eggman's father instead of his grandfather as usual]]) like in canon]]) explain his plan to destroy all of the Sonic cast for leaking his son's nudes, and then Eggman's [[IncomingHam enterance to the scene.]]
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* Gerald's announcement and Eggman's [[IncomingHam enterance to the scene.]]
-->'''Gerald:'''It seems... that as all come today... that I... must... destroy you all...[[DisproportionateRetribution for leaking my son's nudes.]] I cannot believe that this has happened. It is time... for you all... to see...the last thing that you will ever see. As you are destroyed... and as you see my son's tetris dick...I will make sure... that every waking moment... until the very last...is the last thing that you will ever breathe.\\
-->'''Gerald:'''It seems... that as all come today... that I... must... destroy you all...[[DisproportionateRetribution for leaking my son's nudes.]] I cannot believe that this has happened. It is time... for you all... to see...the last thing that you will ever see. As you are destroyed... and as you see my son's tetris dick...I will make sure... that every waking moment... until the very last...is the last thing that you will ever breathe.\\
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* Gerald's The announcement from Gerald ([[AdaptionalRelationshipOverhaul who's portrayed as Eggman's father instead of his grandfather as usual]]) explain his plan to destroy all of the Sonic cast for leaking his son's nudes, and then Eggman's [[IncomingHam enterance to the scene.]]
-->'''Gerald:'''It -->'''Gerald:''' It seems... that as all come today... that I... must... destroy you all...[[DisproportionateRetribution for leaking my son's nudes.]] I cannot believe that this has happened. It is time... for you all... to see...the last thing that you will ever see. As you are destroyed... and as you see my son's tetris dick...I will make sure... that every waking moment... until the very last...is the last thing that you will ever breathe.\\
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'''Eggman:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?]] [[ChewingTheScenery YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE!]] (Shadow walks away) SHADOW! Come back here right now! Shadow! What the FUCK?! (cut to black)
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'''Eggman:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?]] [[ChewingTheScenery YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE!]] (Shadow walks away) SHADOW! Come back here right now! Shadow! What the FUCK?! (cut to black)black as the cast bursts into a fit of laughter.)
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'''Shadow:''' [''on-screen''] now if you'll excuse me, I've got more ladies to go bed with. Isn't that right, Doctor Ivo Robotnik?\\
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'''Shadow:''' [''on-screen''] now Now if you'll excuse me, I've got more ladies to go bed with. Isn't that right, Doctor Ivo Robotnik?\\
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* Eggman and Tail's final fight, where they refer to the Rings as "FunYin rings".
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* Eggman and Tail's final fight, where they refer to the Rings as "FunYin "Funyun rings".
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** Then, after Eggman and Shadow escape.
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** The battle between Shadow and a robot during the escape.
-->'''B-3x Hot Shot:''' I heard that you like the hot sauce. I'm going to blast you out of this dimension.\\
'''Shadow:''' Well I'll eat you right up, baby. (slurping)\\
'''B-3x Hot Shot:''' I am the red hot sauce, there's no-one who's allowed to eat me. I'm going to have to destroy you immediately, unless you give me the password and your social security number.\\
'''Shadow:''' The password is "eat my asshole".\\
'''B-3x Hot Shot:''' Awwwwwwww, that's not an actual passwooooooooord....\\
'''Shadow:''' And my social security is [[Lol69 69]].
** Then, afterEggman and Shadow escape.defeats the robot.
-->'''B-3x Hot Shot:''' I heard that you like the hot sauce. I'm going to blast you out of this dimension.\\
'''Shadow:''' Well I'll eat you right up, baby. (slurping)\\
'''B-3x Hot Shot:''' I am the red hot sauce, there's no-one who's allowed to eat me. I'm going to have to destroy you immediately, unless you give me the password and your social security number.\\
'''Shadow:''' The password is "eat my asshole".\\
'''B-3x Hot Shot:''' Awwwwwwww, that's not an actual passwooooooooord....\\
'''Shadow:''' And my social security is [[Lol69 69]].
** Then, after
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-->'''Rouge''' Oh, fu- I thought you'd never ask.
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-->'''Rouge''' Oh, fu- fuck, I thought you'd never ask.
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-->'''Eggman:''' [[NoFourthWall You didn't think I had legs, did ya?]] I'm like [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Gru]] except I'm the one before Gru, I'm (beat) [[LamePun Eggru]]. Oo-wah! gottum! Now, to log into my Twitter account once more. (The dubbers start laughing in the background) Now, to see if this computer works. E...G...G...\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' [[NoFourthWall You didn't think I had legs, did ya?]] I'm like [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Gru]] except I'm the one before Gru, I'm (beat) [[LamePun Eggru]].Eggru. Oo-wah! gottum! Now, to log into my Twitter account once more. (The dubbers start laughing in the background) Now, to see if this computer works. E...G...G...\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' (slurred) I think you need to shut your mouth with your three tails... f- nine-tailed fox [[Franchise/Naruto Naruto]]-looking motherfucker. Weeeeeeoooough, gottem! Woo!
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-->'''Eggman:''' (slurred) I think you need to shut your mouth with your three tails... f- nine-tailed fox [[Franchise/Naruto Naruto]]-looking Naruto-looking motherfucker. Weeeeeeoooough, gottem! Woo!
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'''Sonic:''' Okay.\\
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'''Sonic:''' Okay.\\
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-->'''Shadow:''' Nice reference. I also love Frnachise/StarTrek. Well, good thing all of Sonic's friends were on that ship. Bye.
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-->'''Shadow:''' Nice reference. I also love Frnachise/StarTrek.Franchise/StarTrek. Well, good thing all of Sonic's friends were on that ship. Bye.
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--> '''Eggman:''' [[NonSequitur Did you see that hot JPEG footage that was just-]] (pauses as his mech starts shooting) Oh baby, I'm gonna blow the walls off this place! Going UPPPPPPP!!!!! (Eggman's mech jumps down instead as the music cuts off, causing everybody to laugh hysterically)
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--> '''Man:''' (over intercom) There is a man trying to break into this place. Lock him in so he'll starve. This is the most logical course of action.
--> (The building starts going into lockdown. Suddenly, Eggman busts down the door in his mech)
--> '''Eggman:''' [[NonSequitur Did you see that hot JPEG footage that was just-]] (pauses as his mech starts shooting) Oh baby, I'm gonna blow the wallsoff offa this place! Going UPPPPPPP!!!!! (Eggman's mech jumps down instead as the music cuts off, causing everybody to laugh hysterically)
--> (The building starts going into lockdown. Suddenly, Eggman busts down the door in his mech)
--> '''Eggman:''' [[NonSequitur Did you see that hot JPEG footage that was just-]] (pauses as his mech starts shooting) Oh baby, I'm gonna blow the walls
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-->'''Eggman:''' [[NoFourthWall You didn't think I had legs, did ya?]] I'm like Gru except I'm the one before Gru, I'm (beat) Eggru. Oo-wah! gottum! Now, to log into my Twitter account once more. (The dubbers start laughing in the background) Now, to see if this computer works. E...G...G...\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' [[NoFourthWall You didn't think I had legs, did ya?]] I'm like Gru [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe Gru]] except I'm the one before Gru, I'm (beat) Eggru.[[LamePun Eggru]]. Oo-wah! gottum! Now, to log into my Twitter account once more. (The dubbers start laughing in the background) Now, to see if this computer works. E...G...G...\\
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'''[[ColdHam Shadow]]:''' [[IncomingHam Welcome to Fun Land, Sonic]].
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'''Sonic:''' What the? I'm here again? It's like a dream!\\
'''[[ColdHam Shadow]]:''' [[IncomingHam Welcome to Fun Land, Sonic]]. Also, welcome to the "Fucked Eggman's Wife" club.\\
'''Sonic:''' Oh, hey! I'm glad to be here! Do we have jackets?\\
'''Shadow:''' No. But we do have shoes. And they let us run really, really fast.\\
'''Sonic:''' Okay. How fast do you wanna run? Two fast? Three fast? Twelve fast.\\
'''Shadow:''' That's not grammatically correct, you insolent fucko. (We cut to later. Sonic and Shadow are running together) And so then I told Eggman, "I swear, it looks like all of them at once, you big Gru-looking bitch."\\
'''Sonic:''' Oh my God, really? Are you telling- that's, that's the truth? It really.. every single one of them at once?\\
'''Shadow:''' It's true.\\
'''Sonic:'''So if I were to put it in a blender... Would that like...\\
'''Shadow:''' Yes, that's right. It would still look exactly the same. It defies nature like that.\\
'''Sonic:'''Oh my god. that's... that's Lovecraftian!\\
'''Shadow:''' Also, perish.\\
'''Sonic:''' Okay.\\
'''[[ColdHam Shadow]]:''' [[IncomingHam Welcome to Fun Land, Sonic]]. Also, welcome to the "Fucked Eggman's Wife" club.\\
'''Sonic:''' Oh, hey! I'm glad to be here! Do we have jackets?\\
'''Shadow:''' No. But we do have shoes. And they let us run really, really fast.\\
'''Sonic:''' Okay. How fast do you wanna run? Two fast? Three fast? Twelve fast.\\
'''Shadow:''' That's not grammatically correct, you insolent fucko. (We cut to later. Sonic and Shadow are running together) And so then I told Eggman, "I swear, it looks like all of them at once, you big Gru-looking bitch."\\
'''Sonic:''' Oh my God, really? Are you telling- that's, that's the truth? It really.. every single one of them at once?\\
'''Shadow:''' It's true.\\
'''Sonic:'''So if I were to put it in a blender... Would that like...\\
'''Shadow:''' Yes, that's right. It would still look exactly the same. It defies nature like that.\\
'''Sonic:'''Oh my god. that's... that's Lovecraftian!\\
'''Shadow:''' Also, perish.\\
'''Sonic:''' Okay.\\
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(The credits to Sonic Adventure 2 start rolling. Sonic hands Rouge a thick orange ring.)
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--> (The credits to Sonic Adventure 2 start rolling. Sonic hands Rouge a thick orange ring.)
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-->'''Eggman:''' (slurred) I think you need to shut your mouth with your three tails... f- nine-tailed fox Naruto-looking motherfucker. Weeeeeeoooough, gottem! Woo!
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-->'''Eggman:''' (slurred) I think you need to shut your mouth with your three tails... f- nine-tailed fox Naruto-looking [[Franchise/Naruto Naruto]]-looking motherfucker. Weeeeeeoooough, gottem! Woo!
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(Alfred laughs out of character, while Knuckles reads from the Music and Lyrics credits.)
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--> (Alfred laughs out of character, while Knuckles reads from the Music and Lyrics credits.)
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-->'''Sonic''' Eggman... stop, okay. [Amy starts interrupting Sonic while he tries to finish his sentence.] You've been broken ever since you spent three years in that building.
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-->'''Sonic''' Eggman... stop, okay. [Amy (Amy starts interrupting Sonic while he tries to finish his sentence.] ) You've been broken ever since you spent three years in that building.
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(Amy takes note of a rendering glitch in the nearby window and says her line quickly before leaving. Sonic shortly follows suit and we cut to him at the door.)
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--> (Amy takes note of a rendering glitch in the nearby window and says her line quickly before leaving. Sonic shortly follows suit and we cut to him at the door.)
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'''Eggman:''' NO. I'm divorcing her ass, I'm throwing your ass in the garbage, I'm throwing ALL your asses in the garbage. I'm taking your CDs and weed!
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'''Eggman:''' NO. I'm divorcing her ass, I'm throwing your ass in the garbage, I'm throwing ALL your asses in the garbage. I'm taking your CDs [=CD=]s and weed!
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* Shadow's sacrifice:
-->'''Shadow:''' This is incredibly dumb.
-->'''Sonic:''' We have to do it together!
-->'''Shadow:''' Let's blow up the moon.
-->'''Sonic:''' Let's blow it up!
-->'''Shadow:''' Wait, hold on...
-->'''Sonic:''' Wait, [[ShoutOut that's no moon, that's a space station.]]
-->'''Shadow:''' Nice reference. I also love Frnachise/StarTrek. Well, good thing all of Sonic's friends were on that ship. Bye.
-->'''Sonic:''' Yep! See ya!
-->'''Shadow:''' I'm dead for real, I promise...
* The epilogue
-->'''Sonic:''' Shadow didn't deserve to die for his piss.
-->'''Amy:''' Yeah, he did.
-->'''Sonic:''' But here we are...
-->'''Rouge:''' Are you sure about that?
-->'''Sonic:''' All of you are responsible... He was a good man, with a good heart...
(The credits to Sonic Adventure 2 start rolling. Sonic hands Rouge a thick orange ring.)
-->'''Sonic:''' Take this ring in remembrance of him.
-->'''Rouge:''' I'm gonna eat it.
-->'''Sonic:''' Please d- I mean you can eat it if you want, but I guarantee that that's... not gonna be... (beat) partake of the ring.
-->'''Rouge:''' Thank you, Hedgehog Jesus.
-->'''Sonic:''' Hey, wait a minute. (beat) Doesn't that mean he's gonna come back to life at some point?
-->'''Eggman:''' Aw, that piss-lovin' son of a bitch, I'll miss him. (speech becomes slurred) Aw, Tails, hand me another drink.
-->'''Tails:''' I think you need... a therapist, and not a bottle.
-->'''Eggman:''' (slurred) I think you need to shut your mouth with your three tails... f- nine-tailed fox Naruto-looking motherfucker. Weeeeeeoooough, gottem! Woo!
-->'''Tails:''' God, I wish that were me.
-->'''Knuckles''' Now that all this piss and scaly porn's goin' on, you wanna... I don't know...
-->'''Rouge''' What?
-->'''Knuckles''' Get... get high or somethin'... behind a Denny's-
-->'''Rouge''' Oh, fu- I thought you'd never ask.
(Alfred laughs out of character, while Knuckles reads from the Music and Lyrics credits.)
-->'''Knuckles''' Yeah... Fumie Kumatani, he knows what's up.
-->'''Eggman''' (slurred) Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I gotta... tell you something.
-->'''Knuckles''' What?
-->'''Sonic''' Eggman... stop, okay. [Amy starts interrupting Sonic while he tries to finish his sentence.] You've been broken ever since you spent three years in that building.
--> '''Amy:''' Sonic. Sonic! Sonic, can I-
--> '''Sonic:''' What?
--> '''Amy:''' Sonic. Can I jump on that-
-->'''Sonic:''' What?
-->'''Amy:''' Can I jump on that (extended sound) D......?
-->'''Sonic:''' No.
(Amy takes note of a rendering glitch in the nearby window and says her line quickly before leaving. Sonic shortly follows suit and we cut to him at the door.)
-->'''Sonic:''' You can't, okay.
-->'''Amy:''' My shoes... my shoes in my reflection are opaque, bye.
-->'''Sonic:''' Okay. I don't know what that means but that's fine. Alright, everybody, I'm gonna bounce. I'm gonna go to Chipotle, I'll see you all later! Uh, if-
-->'''Eggman:''' (slurred) Bring me back a burrito.
-->'''Sonic:''' Nope. If you want something, go get it yourself, buddy.
--> (Cut to a shot of the Space Colony ARK over the Earth.)
-->'''Eggman:''' [[SayMyName SONIIIIiiiiic!]] (Eggman's voice fades to an echo as the episode ends.)
-->'''Shadow:''' This is incredibly dumb.
-->'''Sonic:''' We have to do it together!
-->'''Shadow:''' Let's blow up the moon.
-->'''Sonic:''' Let's blow it up!
-->'''Shadow:''' Wait, hold on...
-->'''Sonic:''' Wait, [[ShoutOut that's no moon, that's a space station.]]
-->'''Shadow:''' Nice reference. I also love Frnachise/StarTrek. Well, good thing all of Sonic's friends were on that ship. Bye.
-->'''Sonic:''' Yep! See ya!
-->'''Shadow:''' I'm dead for real, I promise...
* The epilogue
-->'''Sonic:''' Shadow didn't deserve to die for his piss.
-->'''Amy:''' Yeah, he did.
-->'''Sonic:''' But here we are...
-->'''Rouge:''' Are you sure about that?
-->'''Sonic:''' All of you are responsible... He was a good man, with a good heart...
(The credits to Sonic Adventure 2 start rolling. Sonic hands Rouge a thick orange ring.)
-->'''Sonic:''' Take this ring in remembrance of him.
-->'''Rouge:''' I'm gonna eat it.
-->'''Sonic:''' Please d- I mean you can eat it if you want, but I guarantee that that's... not gonna be... (beat) partake of the ring.
-->'''Rouge:''' Thank you, Hedgehog Jesus.
-->'''Sonic:''' Hey, wait a minute. (beat) Doesn't that mean he's gonna come back to life at some point?
-->'''Eggman:''' Aw, that piss-lovin' son of a bitch, I'll miss him. (speech becomes slurred) Aw, Tails, hand me another drink.
-->'''Tails:''' I think you need... a therapist, and not a bottle.
-->'''Eggman:''' (slurred) I think you need to shut your mouth with your three tails... f- nine-tailed fox Naruto-looking motherfucker. Weeeeeeoooough, gottem! Woo!
-->'''Tails:''' God, I wish that were me.
-->'''Knuckles''' Now that all this piss and scaly porn's goin' on, you wanna... I don't know...
-->'''Rouge''' What?
-->'''Knuckles''' Get... get high or somethin'... behind a Denny's-
-->'''Rouge''' Oh, fu- I thought you'd never ask.
(Alfred laughs out of character, while Knuckles reads from the Music and Lyrics credits.)
-->'''Knuckles''' Yeah... Fumie Kumatani, he knows what's up.
-->'''Eggman''' (slurred) Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I gotta... tell you something.
-->'''Knuckles''' What?
-->'''Sonic''' Eggman... stop, okay. [Amy starts interrupting Sonic while he tries to finish his sentence.] You've been broken ever since you spent three years in that building.
--> '''Amy:''' Sonic. Sonic! Sonic, can I-
--> '''Sonic:''' What?
--> '''Amy:''' Sonic. Can I jump on that-
-->'''Sonic:''' What?
-->'''Amy:''' Can I jump on that (extended sound) D......?
-->'''Sonic:''' No.
(Amy takes note of a rendering glitch in the nearby window and says her line quickly before leaving. Sonic shortly follows suit and we cut to him at the door.)
-->'''Sonic:''' You can't, okay.
-->'''Amy:''' My shoes... my shoes in my reflection are opaque, bye.
-->'''Sonic:''' Okay. I don't know what that means but that's fine. Alright, everybody, I'm gonna bounce. I'm gonna go to Chipotle, I'll see you all later! Uh, if-
-->'''Eggman:''' (slurred) Bring me back a burrito.
-->'''Sonic:''' Nope. If you want something, go get it yourself, buddy.
--> (Cut to a shot of the Space Colony ARK over the Earth.)
-->'''Eggman:''' [[SayMyName SONIIIIiiiiic!]] (Eggman's voice fades to an echo as the episode ends.)
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* Eggman's last words to Tails before he's defeated:
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* Eggman and Tail's final fight, where they refer to the Rings as "FunYin rings".
-->'''Eggman:''' I'm going to make sure that you watch my Vine compilations and I'm gonna make you perish, you little rodent!
-->'''Tails:''' I will never watch your Vine compilations 'cuz they suck. You pick all the bad Vines!
-->'''Amy:''' I'm just gonna hang out in the corner here and watch. J-Just don't shoot me!
-->'''Eggman:''' My Funyun® rings! I'm taking them back!
-->'''Tails:''' Gimme those Funyuns!
-->'''Eggman:''' Give them back to me!
-->'''Tails:''' OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
-->'''Eggman:''' I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! [gets hit again] [[BigNo NO!]]
-->'''Tails:''' They're my Funyuns now, Eggman.
** Then there's Eggman's last words to Tails before he's defeated:
-->'''Eggman:''' I'm going to make sure that you watch my Vine compilations and I'm gonna make you perish, you little rodent!
-->'''Tails:''' I will never watch your Vine compilations 'cuz they suck. You pick all the bad Vines!
-->'''Amy:''' I'm just gonna hang out in the corner here and watch. J-Just don't shoot me!
-->'''Eggman:''' My Funyun® rings! I'm taking them back!
-->'''Tails:''' Gimme those Funyuns!
-->'''Eggman:''' Give them back to me!
-->'''Tails:''' OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
-->'''Eggman:''' I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! [gets hit again] [[BigNo NO!]]
-->'''Tails:''' They're my Funyuns now, Eggman.
** Then there's Eggman's last words to Tails before he's defeated:
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-->'''Biolizard:''' (now with a different voice) Brother! I need you to stop trying to hit me! Brother! You've reset my voice module button! brother!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I gave birth.\\
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-->'''Biolizard:''' (now with a different voice) Brother! I need you to stop trying to hit me! Brother! You've reset my voice module button! brother!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Brother! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [[NonSequitur I gave birth.\\]]\\
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-->'''Biolizard:''' No, not my babies! aa- [wookie noise]
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-->'''Biolizard:''' No, not my babies! aa- [wookie noise]([[Franchise/StarWars Wookie Noise]])
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* Gerald's announcement and Eggman's [[IncomingHam enterance to the scene.]]
-->'''Gerald:'''It seems... that as all come today... that I... must... destroy you all...[[DisproportionateRetribution for leaking my son's nudes.]] I cannot believe that this has happened. It is time... for you all... to see...the last thing that you will ever see. As you are destroyed... and as you see my son's tetris dick...I will make sure... that every waking moment... until the very last...is the last thing that you will ever breathe.\\
'''Knuckles:'''Whoa! [[TheStoner But I wanted the last thing I breathed to be pot!]]\\
'''Eggman:''' [[IncomingHam YOU DONE DID IT NOW.]] I'm so sick. My father's here-\\
'''Knuckles:''' I'm so sick of fuckin' your wife! She's a tired old hag! Wait. Where am I?\\
'''Sonic:'''Eggman... We can make amends-\\
'''Eggman:''' What the fuck, shut the fuck up! Shut the FUCK up! Everybody's fucked my wife!\\
'''Sonic:''' Yeah, but we can fix it, I promise. Just join us!\\
'''Eggman:''' NO. I'm divorcing her ass, I'm throwing your ass in the garbage, I'm throwing ALL your asses in the garbage. I'm taking your CDs and weed!
-->'''Gerald:'''It seems... that as all come today... that I... must... destroy you all...[[DisproportionateRetribution for leaking my son's nudes.]] I cannot believe that this has happened. It is time... for you all... to see...the last thing that you will ever see. As you are destroyed... and as you see my son's tetris dick...I will make sure... that every waking moment... until the very last...is the last thing that you will ever breathe.\\
'''Knuckles:'''Whoa! [[TheStoner But I wanted the last thing I breathed to be pot!]]\\
'''Eggman:''' [[IncomingHam YOU DONE DID IT NOW.]] I'm so sick. My father's here-\\
'''Knuckles:''' I'm so sick of fuckin' your wife! She's a tired old hag! Wait. Where am I?\\
'''Sonic:'''Eggman... We can make amends-\\
'''Eggman:''' What the fuck, shut the fuck up! Shut the FUCK up! Everybody's fucked my wife!\\
'''Sonic:''' Yeah, but we can fix it, I promise. Just join us!\\
'''Eggman:''' NO. I'm divorcing her ass, I'm throwing your ass in the garbage, I'm throwing ALL your asses in the garbage. I'm taking your CDs and weed!
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* EVERYTHING in Shadow's battle with [[ColdHam the Biolizard]]:
-->'''Biolizard:''' I'M GOING TO VORE YOU IN MY MOUTH.
-->'''Shadow:''' No, listen, brother, I'm not int-
-->'''Biolizard:''' I ATE ALL THE FUNYUNS. COME HERE, BROTHER.
-->'''Shadow:''' No. They're my funyuns.
-->'''Biolizard:''' THEY TASTE LIKE CHERRIES.
-->'''Shadow:''' Why do they taste like cherries, brother.
-->'''Biolizard:''' I DO HOPE YOU TASTE DELICIOUS, NOW COME INTO MY MAAAAAW.
-->'''Shadow:''' I'm going to grind on you.
-->'''Biolizard:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]] BUTTON! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUEEEEUOOAAAAAOOOOOOOGHHH
-->'''Shadow:''' That's right. I'm going to take all those ropes you have... and I'm going to make sure there's some knotting going on.
-->'''Biolizard:''' (now with a different voice) Brother! I need you to stop trying to hit me! Brother! You've reset my voice module button! brother!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I gave birth.\\
-->'''Shadow:''' Well, time to use these bowels to get up there.
-->'''Biolizard:''' No, not my babies! aa- [wookie noise]
-->'''Shadow:''' There's only one more baby for me to dispose of...
-->'''Biolizard:''' I'M GOING TO VORE YOU IN MY MOUTH.
-->'''Shadow:''' No, listen, brother, I'm not int-
-->'''Biolizard:''' I ATE ALL THE FUNYUNS. COME HERE, BROTHER.
-->'''Shadow:''' No. They're my funyuns.
-->'''Biolizard:''' THEY TASTE LIKE CHERRIES.
-->'''Shadow:''' Why do they taste like cherries, brother.
-->'''Biolizard:''' I DO HOPE YOU TASTE DELICIOUS, NOW COME INTO MY MAAAAAW.
-->'''Shadow:''' I'm going to grind on you.
-->'''Biolizard:''' [[BigNo NOOOO!]] BUTTON! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUEEEEUOOAAAAAOOOOOOOGHHH
-->'''Shadow:''' That's right. I'm going to take all those ropes you have... and I'm going to make sure there's some knotting going on.
-->'''Biolizard:''' (now with a different voice) Brother! I need you to stop trying to hit me! Brother! You've reset my voice module button! brother!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I gave birth.\\
-->'''Shadow:''' Well, time to use these bowels to get up there.
-->'''Biolizard:''' No, not my babies! aa- [wookie noise]
-->'''Shadow:''' There's only one more baby for me to dispose of...
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** "It's been seventeen days! I'm still trying to get out of here. (Please stop) OH MY GOD, IF YOU SAY 'PLEASE STOP' ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS! GET OUT OF MY WAY"
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** "It's been seventeen days! I'm still trying to get out of here. (Please stop) OH MY GOD, IF YOU SAY 'PLEASE STOP' ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS! GET OUT OF MY WAY"WAY! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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--> '''Eggman:''' [[NonSequitur Did you see that hot JPEG footage that just-]] (pauses as his mech starts shooting) Oh baby, I'm gonna blow the walls off this place! Going UPPPPPPP!!!!! (Eggman's mech jumps down instead as the music cuts off, causing everybody to laugh hysterically)
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--> '''Eggman:''' [[NonSequitur Did you see that hot JPEG footage that was just-]] (pauses as his mech starts shooting) Oh baby, I'm gonna blow the walls off this place! Going UPPPPPPP!!!!! (Eggman's mech jumps down instead as the music cuts off, causing everybody to laugh hysterically)
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-->'''Shadow:''' Anyway, now that I have this Emerald, I'm gonna put it [[LargeHam RIGHT IN HERE!]] (Shadow throws the Emerald into the Eclipse Cannon)\\
'''Computer:''' D[-RAMA DETECTED-] B[-LOCKING ACCOUNT-]\\
'''Computer:''' D[-RAMA DETECTED-] B[-LOCKING ACCOUNT-]\\
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-->'''Shadow:''' Well, I've learned so much from his Twitter. I guess there is one thing to do.\\
'''Eggman:''' (enters in his mech) '''''I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE!'''''\\
'''Shadow:''' And I did anyway. What'cha gonna do, binch? As you can see, Twitter went through a bunch of updates. This one is the one that makes me go away from yo bitch ass.\\
'''Eggman:''' I'm going to kill you. (small silence) [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill And then kill you again!]]\\
'''Shadow:''' Anyway, now that I have this Emerald, I'm gonna put it [[LargeHam RIGHT INHERE!]] THERE!]] (Shadow throws the Emerald into the Eclipse Cannon)\\
'''Computer:''' D[-RAMADETECTED-] DETECTED-]! B[-LOCKING ACCOUNT-]\\ACCOUNT-]!\\
'''Eggman:''' (enters in his mech) '''''I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE!'''''\\
'''Shadow:''' And I did anyway. What'cha gonna do, binch? As you can see, Twitter went through a bunch of updates. This one is the one that makes me go away from yo bitch ass.\\
'''Eggman:''' I'm going to kill you. (small silence) [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill And then kill you again!]]\\
'''Shadow:''' Anyway, now that I have this Emerald, I'm gonna put it [[LargeHam RIGHT IN
'''Computer:''' D[-RAMA
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'''Rouge:''' I can't belive you just did that.\\
'''Knuckles''' I can't belive your tits are one polygon.
'''Knuckles''' I can't belive your tits are one polygon.
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'''Rouge:''' I can't belive believe you just did that.\\
'''Knuckles''' I can'tbelive believe your tits are one polygon.
'''Knuckles''' I can't
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'''Shadow:''' And so, birthed from the critical pillar, and from-uh, Robotnik's Twitter account. I'm Hot Topic.
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'''Shadow:''' And so, birthed from the critical pillar, and from-uh, Robotnik's Twitter account. I'm Hot Topic.\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' (breathes heavily. Alfred's voice gets close to the microphone) '''Level 7'''. The luckiest number. (chuckling and speaking gibberish) Is that a module? [[StatingtheObvious The door opened.]] I can finally leave! Martha, I'm coming home, sweetie. (Eggman walks over to a computer terminal) Ohh, I can't wait to see her beautiful face. Let me check her Twitter page on my holographics. Hmm, hmm, forget my password account. (The dubbers start chuckling in the background) Don't want to log into the NSFW one. Let me just...E..G..G.. Ah, that didn't work. Shit! Now I'll have to log in with my diamond. (holds up the white Chaos Emerald) Well, emerald, but it looks like a diamond. (the other dubbers start laughing in the background again) I see how it is. Alright, unlocking secret account. 5...4...3...2 (buzzer) [[SuddenlyShouting I'M FUCKING PISSED OF, IT DIDN'T UNLOCK!]] That's okay though, 'cause the secret is unlocking. (oohs and ahhs as Shadow's pod being opened. When Shadow's pod is opened he starts chuckling)\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' (breathes heavily. Alfred's voice gets close to the microphone) '''Level 7'''. The luckiest number. (chuckling and speaking gibberish) Is that a module? [[StatingtheObvious The door opened.]] I can finally leave! Martha, I'm coming home, sweetie. (Eggman walks over to a computer terminal) Ohh, I can't wait to see her beautiful face. Let me check her Twitter page on my holographics. Hmm, hmm, forget my password account. (The dubbers start chuckling in the background) Don't want to log into the NSFW one. Let me just...E..G..G.. Ah, that didn't work. Shit! Now I'll have to log in with my diamond. (holds up the white Chaos Emerald) Well, emerald, but it looks like a diamond. (the other dubbers start laughing in the background again) I see how it is. Alright, unlocking secret account. 5...4...3...2 (buzzer) [[SuddenlyShouting I'M FUCKING PISSED OF, OFF, IT DIDN'T UNLOCK!]] That's okay though, 'cause the secret is unlocking. (oohs and ahhs as Shadow's pod being opened. When Shadow's pod is opened he starts chuckling)\\
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'''Rouge:''' I can't belive you just did that.
'''Knuckles"''' I can't belive your tits are one polygon.
'''Knuckles"''' I can't belive your tits are one polygon.
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'''Rouge:''' I can't belive you just did that.
'''Knuckles"'''that.\\
'''Knuckles''' I can't belive your tits are one polygon.
'''Knuckles"'''
'''Knuckles''' I can't belive your tits are one polygon.
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* When Eggman tries to steal the Master Emerald:
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* When Eggman tries to steal the Master Emerald:Emerald, which leads to the "tits are one polygon" exchange above:
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(Knuckles jumps towards Eggman's ship and punches the master emerald out of its grabber)\\
'''Eggman:''' [[BigNo NO!!!!]] MY EMERALDS! (Alfred as Eggman groans while everyone cracks up)
'''Eggman:''' [[BigNo NO!!!!]] MY EMERALDS! (Alfred as Eggman groans while everyone cracks up)
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(Knuckles jumps towards Eggman's ship and punches the master emerald out of its grabber)\\
grabber, thus shattering it)\\
'''Eggman:''' [[BigNo NO!!!!]] MY EMERALDS! (Alfred as Eggman groans while everyone cracksup)up)\\
'''Eggman:''' [[BigNo NO!!!!]] MY EMERALDS! (Alfred as Eggman groans while everyone cracks
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'''Knuckles"''' I can't belive [[RunningGag your tits are one polygon.]]
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'''Knuckles"''' I can't belive [[RunningGag your tits are one polygon.]]
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'''Knuckles:''' Hey, give that back!\\
'''Eggman:''' No fuck you, I'm taking it away you (Beat) thotass. Gimme a second.
** When Eggman loses:
-->'''Eggman:''' [[BigNo NO!!!!]] MY EMERALDS! (Alfred as Eggman groans while everyone cracks up) I'm gonna kill these sonsa bitches!
'''Eggman:''' No fuck you, I'm taking it away you (Beat) thotass. Gimme a second.
** When Eggman loses:
-->'''Eggman:''' [[BigNo NO!!!!]] MY EMERALDS! (Alfred as Eggman groans while everyone cracks up) I'm gonna kill these sonsa bitches!
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'''Knuckles:''' That's fine. I didn't really want it anyways.\\
'''Rouge:''' Hey,give that those are mine! Bring them back!\\
'''Eggman:''' No fuck you, I'm taking it away you (Beat) thotass. Gimme asecond.
** When Eggman loses:
-->'''Eggman:'''second.\\
'''Knuckles:''' Ugh, now I'm mad! Ahhhhhhh!\\
(Knuckles jumps towards Eggman's ship and punches the master emerald out of its grabber)\\
'''Eggman:''' [[BigNo NO!!!!]] MY EMERALDS! (Alfred as Eggman groans while everyone cracksup) up)
'''Rouge:''' That's what you get for being a dumb-dumb piece of shit.\\
'''Knuckles:''' Sorry I wasn't trying to touch you. Nerd!\\
'''Rouge:''' Yeah, you were.\\
'''Knuckles:''' Get out my face.\\
'''Rouge:''' Pervert!\\
'''Knuckles:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I just punched an emerald!]]\\
'''Eggman:''' I'm gonna kill these sonsabitches!bitches! Rah!\\
'''Rouge:''' I can't belive you just did that.
'''Knuckles"''' I can't belive [[RunningGag your tits are one polygon.]]
'''Rouge:''' Hey,
'''Eggman:''' No fuck you, I'm taking it away you (Beat) thotass. Gimme a
** When Eggman loses:
-->'''Eggman:'''
'''Knuckles:''' Ugh, now I'm mad! Ahhhhhhh!\\
(Knuckles jumps towards Eggman's ship and punches the master emerald out of its grabber)\\
'''Eggman:''' [[BigNo NO!!!!]] MY EMERALDS! (Alfred as Eggman groans while everyone cracks
'''Rouge:''' That's what you get for being a dumb-dumb piece of shit.\\
'''Knuckles:''' Sorry I wasn't trying to touch you. Nerd!\\
'''Rouge:''' Yeah, you were.\\
'''Knuckles:''' Get out my face.\\
'''Rouge:''' Pervert!\\
'''Knuckles:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I just punched an emerald!]]\\
'''Eggman:''' I'm gonna kill these sonsa
'''Rouge:''' I can't belive you just did that.
'''Knuckles"''' I can't belive [[RunningGag your tits are one polygon.]]
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'''Rogue:''' Uh, it's right here in the news. (holds up a newspaper) They-
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'''Rogue:''' Uh, it's right here in the news. (holds up a newspaper) They-They-\\
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* [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Not that he remembers the next morning.]]
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* [[WhatDidIDoLastNight Not that he remembers the next morning.]]]] This also leads to quite possibly Eggman's most bizarre series of ramblings in the whole fandub:
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'''Eggman:''' What are you talking about? I didn't piss on the moon. I did nothing! I woke up and-\\
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'''Eggman:''' What are you talking about? I didn't piss on the moon. \\
'''Shadow:''' When you pissed on the moon-look at the moon. It's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.\\
'''Eggman:''' I did nothing! I woke upand-\\and-\\
'''Rouge:''' You did, you pissed on it.\\
'''Shadow:''' Listen, we're doing this because we care about you and your wife.\\
'''Shadow:''' When you pissed on the moon-look at the moon. It's in half now from how hard you pissed on it. I'm telling you, this has been a problem for a long time.\\
'''Eggman:''' I did nothing! I woke up
'''Rouge:''' You did, you pissed on it.\\
'''Shadow:''' Listen, we're doing this because we care about you and your wife.\\
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'''Eggman:''' Obama is a... strong figure to the... America- I would never say such a thing! No way! I'm going log onto my witter
* Quite possibly Eggman's most bizarre series of ramblings in the whole fandub:
-->'''Eggman:''' What the fuck? Why does Tails have all the fucking weed? Why does he have the WEED? Why is my body doing this thing? I'm like a puppet on a string! EUUUUUUUGH! You see that? Look at that! I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then I rrrrrrrrrrugh pull it out again, and I look at you and I'm like ''ooooohh.'' Okay, I'm loggin' on to Twitter, I'm gonna like, uh, I'm gonna see what's up, okay, everybody shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! '''SHUT UP!'''\\
* Quite possibly Eggman's most bizarre series of ramblings in the whole fandub:
-->'''Eggman:''' What the fuck? Why does Tails have all the fucking weed? Why does he have the WEED? Why is my body doing this thing? I'm like a puppet on a string! EUUUUUUUGH! You see that? Look at that! I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then I rrrrrrrrrrugh pull it out again, and I look at you and I'm like ''ooooohh.'' Okay, I'm loggin' on to Twitter, I'm gonna like, uh, I'm gonna see what's up, okay, everybody shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! '''SHUT UP!'''\\
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'''Eggman:''' Obama is a... strong figure to the... America- I would never say such a thing! No way! I'm going gonna log onto my witter
* Quite possibly Eggman's most bizarre series of ramblingsTwitter.\\
'''Rogue:''' Uh, it's right here in thewhole fandub:
-->'''Eggman:'''news. (holds up a newspaper) They-
'''Eggman:''' What the fuck? Why does Tails have all the fucking weed? Why does he have the WEED? Why is my body doing this thing? I'm like a puppet on a string! EUUUUUUUGH! You see that? Look at that! I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then I rrrrrrrrrrugh pull it out again, and I look at you and I'm like ''ooooohh.'' Okay, I'm loggin' on to Twitter, I'm gonna like, uh,I'm gonna Imma see what's up, okay, everybody shut up, shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! '''SHUT UP!'''\\
* Quite possibly Eggman's most bizarre series of ramblings
'''Rogue:''' Uh, it's right here in the
-->'''Eggman:'''
'''Eggman:''' What the fuck? Why does Tails have all the fucking weed? Why does he have the WEED? Why is my body doing this thing? I'm like a puppet on a string! EUUUUUUUGH! You see that? Look at that! I put the thing, and then I pull it out, and then I rrrrrrrrrrugh pull it out again, and I look at you and I'm like ''ooooohh.'' Okay, I'm loggin' on to Twitter, I'm gonna like, uh,
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'''Shadow:''' [''on-screen''] That's right, Doctor Ivo Robotnik.\\
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'''Shadow:''' [''on-screen''] That's now if you'll excuse me, I've got more ladies to go bed with. Isn't that right, Doctor Ivo Robotnik.\\Robotnik?\\
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'''Eggman:''' (screams, starts talking in a Chinese accent) [[LargeHam GET OUT OF MY WAY! EVERYBODY MOVE!]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment GET OUT OF MY WAY!]] I NEED TO GET THROUGH! LEVEL 5! [[BigNo NO!!!!]] (starts shooting, starts speaking normally again) Let me out! Oh, I've gotta get out of here!
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'''Eggman:''' (screams, starts talking in a Chinese accent) [[LargeHam GET OUT OF MY WAY! EVERYBODY MOVE!]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment MOVE! GET OUT OF MY THE WAY!]] I NEED TO GET THROUGH! THROUGH!]] LEVEL 5! [[BigNo NO!!!!]] (starts shooting, starts speaking normally again) Let me out! Oh, I've gotta get out of here!
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-->'''Eggman:''' (breathes heavily. Alfred's voice gets close to the microphone) '''Level 7'''. The luckiest number. (chuckling and speaking gibberish) [[StatingtheObvious The door opened.]] I can finally leave! Martha, I'm coming home, sweetie. (Eggman walks over to a computer terminal) Ohh, I can't wait to see her beautiful face. Let me check her Twitter page on my holographics. Hmm, hmm, forget my password account. (The dubbers start chuckling in the background) Don't want to log into the NSFW one. Let me just...E..G..G.. Ah, that didn't work. Shit! Now I'll have to log in with my diamond. (holds up the white Chaos Emerald) Well, emerald, but it looks like a diamond. (the other dubbers start laughing in the background again) I see how it is. Alright, unlocking secret account. 5...4...3...2 (buzzer) [[SuddenlyShouting I'M FUCKING PISSED OF, IT DIDN'T UNLOCK!]] That's okay though, 'cause the secret is unlocking. (oohs and ahhs as Shadow's pod being opened. When Shadow's pod is opened he starts chuckling) Who is this red-striped mohawk-Why you got hot sauce on yo' head, cuz? What's wrong?\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' (breathes heavily. Alfred's voice gets close to the microphone) '''Level 7'''. The luckiest number. (chuckling and speaking gibberish) Is that a module? [[StatingtheObvious The door opened.]] I can finally leave! Martha, I'm coming home, sweetie. (Eggman walks over to a computer terminal) Ohh, I can't wait to see her beautiful face. Let me check her Twitter page on my holographics. Hmm, hmm, forget my password account. (The dubbers start chuckling in the background) Don't want to log into the NSFW one. Let me just...E..G..G.. Ah, that didn't work. Shit! Now I'll have to log in with my diamond. (holds up the white Chaos Emerald) Well, emerald, but it looks like a diamond. (the other dubbers start laughing in the background again) I see how it is. Alright, unlocking secret account. 5...4...3...2 (buzzer) [[SuddenlyShouting I'M FUCKING PISSED OF, IT DIDN'T UNLOCK!]] That's okay though, 'cause the secret is unlocking. (oohs and ahhs as Shadow's pod being opened. When Shadow's pod is opened he starts chuckling) chuckling)\\
'''Shadow:''' And so, birthed from the critical pillar, and from-uh, Robotnik's Twitter account. I'm Hot Topic.
'''Eggman:''' Who is this red-striped mohawk-Why you got hot sauce on yo' head, cuz? What's wrong?\\
'''Shadow:''' And so, birthed from the critical pillar, and from-uh, Robotnik's Twitter account. I'm Hot Topic.
'''Eggman:''' Who is this red-striped mohawk-Why you got hot sauce on yo' head, cuz? What's wrong?\\
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'''Eggman:''' Well, honey, your mascara's on fleek, we gotta get the fuck outta here though 'cause, uh, the building's going to explode. (notices Shadow's rocket boots) Red stripes?! Jet boots?! Oh my god!
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'''Eggman:''' Well, honey, your mascara's on fleek, we gotta get the fuck outta here though 'cause, uh, the building's going to explode. (notices Shadow's rocket boots) Red stripes?! Jet boots?! Oh my god!god!\\
'''Shadow:''' Don't worry I can fly. [[MediumAwareness This won't be brought up again.]]
'''Shadow:''' Don't worry I can fly. [[MediumAwareness This won't be brought up again.]]
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-->'''Eggman:''' Wow! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I'm gonna have to use that to get into you social security accooouunt!]] (starts speaking rapidly) Shadow the Hedgehog, please join me by my side and we shall, uh, rule the Earth together, ho ha ha! [[BlatantLies You can stand by me, Dr. Eggman]], [[NonSequitur even though my BODY used to be a regular shape.]]\\
'''Shadow:''' Yeah, well no. You're fat. Lol get rekt, you fat scrub man. I'm gonna go fuck your wife now.\\
'''Shadow:''' Yeah, well no. You're fat. Lol get rekt, you fat scrub man. I'm gonna go fuck your wife now.\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' Wow! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I'm gonna have to use that to get into you social security accooouunt!]] (starts speaking rapidly) Shadow the Hedgehog, please join me by my side and we shall, uh, rule the Earth together, [[EvilLaugh ho ha ha! ha!]] [[BlatantLies You can stand by me, Dr. Eggman]], [[NonSequitur even though my BODY used to be a regular shape.]]\\
'''Shadow:''' Yeah, well no. You're fat.Lol get Lol. Get rekt, you fat scrub man. I'm gonna go fuck your wife now.\\
'''Shadow:''' Yeah, well no. You're fat.
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-->'''Eggman''' Oh no! [[LittleNo No! No!]] They put it all the way on the fuckin islands. Now everyone's gonna know about my secret egg dick! (Shadow begins to walk away) Where do you think you're going, cucker!\\
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-->'''Eggman''' Oh no! [[LittleNo No! No!]] Oh no! They put it all the way on the fuckin fuckin' islands. Now everyone's gonna know about my secret egg dick! (Shadow begins to walk away) Where do you think you're going, cucker!\\cucker?!\\
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'''Eggman:''' Listen to me, motherfucker, [[FreudianSlip I know about your's because I creat-I mean]] Listen, we don't need to talk about my dick like that. Listen, I take pride in my egg shaped dick, okay? (hops into his mech) Now, I'm gonna go leave cause-my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine. Behave yourself.
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'''Eggman:''' Listen to me, motherfucker, [[FreudianSlip I know about your's yours because I creat-I mean]] mean]]... Listen, we don't need to talk about my dick like that. Listen, I take pride in my egg shaped egg-shaped dick, okay? (hops into his mech) Now, I'm gonna go leave cause-my because my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine. Behave Please behave yourself.
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'''Eggman:''': Listen to me, motherfucker, [[FreudianSlip I know about your's because I creat-I mean]] Listen, we don't need to talk about my dick like that. Listen, I take pride in my egg shaped dick, okay? (hops into his mech) Now, I'm gonna go leave cause-my dick is actually the nose of this fucking machine. Behave yourself.
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* Eggman logs into his Website/{{Twitter|X}} [[InsistentTerminology Dot Com]] account to find out what his wife Martha was posting while he was gone...
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** Then, after Eggman and Shadow escape.
-->'''Eggman:''' Wow! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I'm gonna have to use that to get into you social security accooouunt!]] (starts speaking rapidly) Shadow the Hedgehog, please join me by my side and we shall, uh, rule the Earth together, ho ha ha! [[BlatantLies You can stand by me, Dr. Eggman]], [[NonSequitur even though my BODY used to be a regular shape.]]\\
'''Shadow:''' Yeah, well no. You're fat. Lol get rekt, you fat scrub man. I'm gonna go fuck your wife now.\\
'''Eggman:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?]] [[ChewingTheScenery YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE!]] (Shadow walks away) SHADOW! Come back here right now! Shadow! What the FUCK?! (cut to black)
* Eggman enters his pyramid lair and logs into his Website/{{Twitter|X}} [[InsistentTerminology Dot Com]] account to find out what his wife Martha was posting while he was gone...
-->'''Eggman:''' Wow! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap I'm gonna have to use that to get into you social security accooouunt!]] (starts speaking rapidly) Shadow the Hedgehog, please join me by my side and we shall, uh, rule the Earth together, ho ha ha! [[BlatantLies You can stand by me, Dr. Eggman]], [[NonSequitur even though my BODY used to be a regular shape.]]\\
'''Shadow:''' Yeah, well no. You're fat. Lol get rekt, you fat scrub man. I'm gonna go fuck your wife now.\\
'''Eggman:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?]] [[ChewingTheScenery YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE!]] (Shadow walks away) SHADOW! Come back here right now! Shadow! What the FUCK?! (cut to black)
* Eggman enters his pyramid lair and logs into his Website/{{Twitter|X}} [[InsistentTerminology Dot Com]] account to find out what his wife Martha was posting while he was gone...
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-->'''Shadow:''' Anyway, now that I have this Emerald, I'm gonna put it [[LargeHam RIGHT IN HERE!]]
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-->'''Shadow:''' Anyway, now that I have this Emerald, I'm gonna put it [[LargeHam RIGHT IN HERE!]]HERE!]] (Shadow throws the Emerald into the Eclipse Cannon)\\
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'''Shadow:''' [[TakeThat And yet they still can't figure out hoe to get Nazis off their site]]\\
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'''Shadow:''' [[TakeThat And yet they still can't figure out hoe how to get Nazis off their site]]\\site.]]\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' You son of a bitch! I'm going to log into your Twitter and I'm gonna tell everyone what you said!\\
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'''Computer:''' D[-RAMA DETECTED-] B[-LOCKING ACCOUNT-]\\
'''Eggman:''' My follower base!\\
'''Shadow:''' [[TakeThat And yet they still can't figure out hoe to get Nazis off their site]]\\
'''Eggman:''' You son of a bitch! I'm going to log into your Twitter and I'm gonna tell everyone what you said!\\
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** "OH MY GOD, IF YOU SAY 'PLEASE STOP' ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY"
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** "OH "It's been seventeen days! I'm still trying to get out of here. (Please stop) OH MY GOD, IF YOU SAY 'PLEASE STOP' ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY"
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-->'''Eggman:''' [[NoFourthWall You didn't think I had legs, did ya?]] I'm like Gru except I'm the one before Gru, I'm (beat) Eggru. Ha! gottum! Now, to log into my Twitter account once more. (The dubbers start laughing in the background) Now, to see if this computer works. E...G...G...\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' [[NoFourthWall You didn't think I had legs, did ya?]] I'm like Gru except I'm the one before Gru, I'm (beat) Eggru. Ha! Oo-wah! gottum! Now, to log into my Twitter account once more. (The dubbers start laughing in the background) Now, to see if this computer works. E...G...G...\\
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** Later, when Eggman is on the phone with Shadow to check his progess, we get yet another gem:
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** Later, when Eggman is on the phone with Shadow to check his progess, progress, we get yet another gem:
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-->'''Eggman:''' That's right Sonic! I'm talking your- oh wait Sonic isn't here. Knuckles, I'm taking your emeralds.\\
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-->'''Eggman:''' That's right Sonic! I'm talking taking your- oh wait Sonic isn't here. Knuckles, I'm taking your emeralds.\\
