History Funny / ProtonJonGameClearing

** Perhaps the ultimate highlight of the night was ''Sonic the Very Useful Engine'', a bizarre ''Sonic 1'' hack where nearly everyone and everything is redesigned around ''WesternAnimation/ThomasTheTankEngine''. Nearly every moment of the round ends up sending Jon and chat into utter hysterics, be it the premise of the hack itself, the sight of Thomas-ized Music/MileyCyrus riding the Green Hill Zone boss (complete with a mashup of "Wrecking Ball", the ''Thomas the Tank Engine'' theme, and the ''Sonic 1'' boss theme), or the fact that the Marble Zone boss [[https://clips.twitch.tv/SavoryHardGoldfishBrokeBack is inexplicably]] an unusually tiny [[BrickJoke Kermit the Frog]]. Chat quickly ends up dubbing this stream the best one in Jon's entire career because of all this mayhem.

** Jon goes over how he now owns three copies of the original VideoGame/{{Shantae}}, how they all came in on the same day, and a local store even got a full, boxed version of the original.

** Tom White/Heisanevilgenius drops in and shares a story that he sells as [[SerialEscalation dumber than anything Jules or Emile has done]]. When his wife had requested a doughnut, he sets off to the closest ''Tim Hortons'' to his home through a series of back roads, only to find that they were out of doughnuts (or rather, had very limited selection). So he left and went back the way he came from, circled around through the main roads and wound up at ''the exact same Tim Hortons'' without realizing it. Thinking he had gone to two different locations, he gives up his search. The best part? He didn't realize this until ''three days later'' when he was out shopping with his wife and she requested they stop at Tims on the way back. He asked her which one she wanted to go to: the one closer to the house or the other one since it was on the way. She responded with "What other one?". Double clincher? Someone in chat jokes that "there's this magical thing called a GPS". He replies that [[EpicFail he was]] ''[[EpicFail using]]'' [[EpicFail a GPS]]. He then adds that upon arriving at the "second" Tims, his immediate thought was that "this one's bigger" and would therefore have a better selection.

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** After second break, Popskyy said wondered if [=RosaJon=]'s birthday would be called "The Great Inflate". This immediately derailed the whole stream.

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*** The second time, when he goes to butt bounce on Toc-Man after pulling him to the center with Pac-Dots, he ends up
stuck butt bouncing on Toc-Man, unable to get off...then Toc-Man jumps in a way that sends Pac-Man ''flying'' out of the arena, causing Tre to break out in laughter.

--->'''Jon:''' "No! It just shot me off the fucking stage, are you serious!? How far back? ''(finds out he's back at the very start of the battle)'' TRAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH...UGGGGHHHHHHHH..."
*** The second time, when he goes to butt bounce on Toc-Man after pulling him to the center with Pac-Dots, he ends up stuck butt bouncing on Toc-Man, unable to get off...then Toc-Man jumps in a way that sends Pac-Man ''flying'' out of the arena, causing Tre to break out in laughter.
--->'''Tre:''' "...okay?"
--->'''Jon:''' "Uh, I'm afraid to jump '''''DO-OWN!''''' (gets sent flying off the arena)
--->'''Tre:''' ''(breaks out laughing)'' "You got fucking tossed like a ball!"

--->'''Jon:''' "'''''NO!''''' ''({{Beat}})'' ''WHAT THE FUCK!?'' I'm so sick of this, dude..."

** Jon gets ''really into'' trying to recycle drink cans, to the point of [[TimeStandsStill freezing time]] [[MundaneUtility just to walk over to the trash]]... only to be repeatedly thwarted by Sakuya [[LuckBasedMission dropping the cans in random directions]].
** Come the end of the stream, he has trouble locating a raid target. One candidate, Shroom_e, was just wrapping up and searching for their own raid target... and by sheer coincidence, they settle upon the same one.

** [[ThirteenIsUnlucky For game number 13]], Jon attempts to beat ''VideoGame/SnakeRattleNRoll'', [[NintendoHard a game that's apparently so brutal that, at one point, one of the co-comms]] [[UpToEleven claims it's HARDER and even more unfair than Battletoads]]. Naturally, it doesn't go well. After one too many moments of FakeDifficulty, [[ThatOneLevel especially with regards to the next-to-last level,]] [[SaveScumming Jon decides to savestate on the Retron 5 in order to show off the final boss]]... [[EpicFail and then dies immediately by falling off the ledge.]]

** Jon does a [[FissionMailed fakeout stream ending]] [[UpToEleven little over 2 minutes]] in due to [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld2YoshisIsland Yoshi's Island]] rather relaxing title screen music.

** In the previous stream, in order to cheer Jon up after a particularly salty round of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, a fan made [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1091951290253361152 some fanart of him as]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy Rosalina]]. Jon, [[SeenItAll being used to seeing]] [[SelfFanservice larger-chested]] [[RuleSixtyThree female versions of himself]], said it wasn't busty enough, so the artist drew [[BreastExpansion increasingly bustier]] Rosalina!Jons [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1091971167227789313 as that stream]] [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1091980606156599296 went on]]. Fast forward to the Game Clearing stream, and the same artist [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ElegantBeautifulMelonCorgiDerp continued the pattern and submitted]] [[https://twitter.com/Wrath0jumneyman/status/1092606990981853184 a Rosalina!Jon with each breast over twice the size of Jon's head]]. Since then, a massive chunk of Jon's Twitter activity consists of Rosalina!Jon (or just Rosalina) with GagBoobs, ranging from the size of basketballs [[UpToEleven to galaxies,]] plenty of them being [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/PlayfulObedientBubbleteaDansGame pictures of blue circles in space]], and two of the pictures being completely blue. Also, Jon's Twitter followers who may or may not watch the streams being very confused.

** Tom White/Heisanevilgenius drops in and shares a story that he sells as [[UpToEleven dumber than anything Jules or Emile has done]]. When his wife had requested a doughnut, he sets off to the closest ''Tim Hortons'' to his home through a series of back roads, only to find that they were out of doughnuts (or rather, had very limited selection). So he left and went back the way he came from, circled around through the main roads and wound up at ''the exact same Tim Hortons'' without realizing it. Thinking he had gone to two different locations, he gives up his search. The best part? He didn't realize this until ''three days later'' when he was out shopping with his wife and she requested they stop at Tims on the way back. He asked her which one she wanted to go to: the one closer to the house or the other one since it was on the way. She responded with "What other one?". Double clincher? Someone in chat jokes that "there's this magical thing called a GPS". He replies that [[EpicFail he was]] ''[[EpicFail using]]'' [[EpicFail a GPS]]. He then adds that upon arriving at the "second" Tims, his immediate thought was that "this one's bigger" and would therefore have a better selection.

** While Jon's playing ''VideoGame/PunchOut'', Khead notifies Jon and the co-comms that [=SummoningSalt=], the world record holder for speedrunning the game, is watching the stream. He's quickly dragged into call, and he spends a significant portion of the call giving Jon tips or just talking about strategies to finish fights really quickly, all juxtaposed to Jon's struggling to beat a significant amount of those same fights.

--->'''Jon:''' "No! It just shot me off the fucking stage, are you serious!? How far back? ''(finds out he's back at the very start of the battle) TRAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH...UGGGGHHHHHHHH..."

--->'''Jon:''' "'''''NO!''''' ''([[Main/Beat]])'' ''WHAT THE FUCK!?'' I'm so sick of this, dude..."

--->'''Jon:''' "'''''NO!''''' ''([[Beat]])'' ''WHAT THE FUCK!?'' I'm so sick of this, dude..."

** Heisanevilgenius Tom drops in and shares a story that he sells as [[UpToEleven dumber than anything Jules or Emile has done]]. When his wife had requested a doughnut, he sets off to the closest Tim Hortons to his home, only to find that they were out of doughnuts.[[note]]More like their selection was too limited, but that's besides the point[[/note]] So he left and went back the way he came from, circled around through the main roads and wound up at THE EXACT SAME TIM HORTONS without realizing it. Thinking he had gone to two different locations, he gives up his search. The best part? He didn't realize this until three days later when he was talking to his wife about getting doughnuts that day and he tries to remember the "second" one he had gone to. Double clincher? Someone in chat jokes that "there's such a thing as a GPS"..... turns out [[EpicFail he was actually using it and still wound up at the same place]]!
* For November, he opts to do ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight''. While he asks viewers not to backseat, he allows alerts regarding upcoming cutscenes, just so he can ruin them with the Egg Helm, Toy Boots, and the Voice Changer (which gives Miriam a chipmunk voice).

* For November, he opts to do ''VideoGame/BloodstainedRitualOfTheNight''. While he asks viewers not to backseat, he allows alerts regarding uocoming cutscenes, just so he can ruin them with the Egg Helm, Toy Boots, and the Voice Changer (which gives Miriam a chipmunk voice).

** Heisanevilgenius Tom drops in and shares a story that he sells as [[UpToEleven dumber than anything Jules or Emile has done]]. When his wife had requested a doughnut, he sets off to the closest Tim Hortons to his home, only to find that they were out of doughnuts.[[note]]More like their selection was too limited, but that's besides the point[[/note]] So he left and went back the way he came from, circled around through the main roads and wound up at THE EXACT SAME TIM HORTONS without realizing it. Thinking he had gone to two different locations, he gives up his search. The best part? He didn't realize this until three days later when he was talking to his wife about getting doughnuts that day and he tries to remember the "second" one he had gone to. Double clincher? Someone in chat jokes that "there's such a thing as a GPS"..... turns out he was actually using it and still wound up at the same place!

** Jon predictably becomes annoyed with the game's silly plot-based excuse for Samus not having all her weapons (that she had them all along, but Adam, acting as MissionControl, only ''authorises'' her to use them at certain times). Jon sarcastically suggests that Adam will only give her the ability to use the fire-resistant Varia Suit ''after'' she has already been burned by lava, only for this to [[SarcasmFailure actually be the case]]. Jon and the co-comms create some headcanon that Adam is actually absent-mindedly watching various cartoons (including ''Rick and Morty'' and ''The Simpsons'') and only occasionally glancing at what Samus is doing.

** Jon predictably becomes annoyed with the game's silly plot-based excuse for Samus not having all her weapons (that she had them all along, but Adam, acting as MissionControl, only ''authorises'' her to use them at certain times). Jon sarcastically suggests that Adam will only give her the ability to use the fire-resistant Varia Suit ''after'' she has already been burned by lava, only for this to [[SarcasmBackfire actually be the case]]. Jon and the co-comms create some headcanon that Adam is actually absent-mindedly watching various cartoons (including ''Rick and Morty'' and ''The Simpsons'') and only occasionally glancing at what Samus is doing.