History Funny / ProtonJonGameClearing

** [[ThirteenIsUnlucky For game number 13]], Jon attempts to beat ''VideoGame/SnakeRattleNRoll'', [[NintendoHard a game that's apparently so brutal that, at one point, one of the co-comms]] [[UpToEleven claims it's HARDER and even more unfair than Battletoads]]. Naturally, it doesn't go well. After one too many moments of FakeDifficulty, [[ThatOneLevel especially with regards to the next-to-last level,]] [[SaveScumming Jon decides to savestate on the Retron 5 in order to show off the final boss]]... [[spoiler:[[EpicFail and then dies immediately by falling off the ledge.]]]]

** During the second game of the night, ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse Akumajō Densetsu]]'', Jon's most frequent obstacle isn't an enemy or a trap or anything of that sort. [[spoiler:It's the stairs.]]

** Sometime during the stream, for some reason, the Super Mario Cereal was brought up. Dan, having yet to play ''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey'' himself, thinks that the final boss of the game is a box of Bowser cereal. [[spoiler:It isn't a box of cereal, by the way.]]

** First game of the night is Dynowarz: Destruction of Spondylus; the game features a mechanic where the player can stack power-ups to create stronger and stronger attacks, and Jon quite quickly manages to obtain a level 3 "Fireball" attack, only to pick up a beam power up, reverting him to the level one version of that. This makes Jon somewhat curious as to that the other tiers of beam happen to be, leading him to go out of his way to try and pick up more "beam" power ups. Eventually, he ''does'' manage to gain a level 2 and eventually a level 3 beam... [[spoiler:[[AntiClimax and it's literally just a fireball slapped onto the original beam.]]]]

** After a long long time, we finally see the intermission wall... [[spoiler:AND IT'S FILLED ENTIRELY WITH A GIF THAT ZOOMS INTO DUKE NUKEM'S CROUCH! ]]

** [[https://youtu.be/fsEITDo1vNs?t=5h3m20s The biggest payoff of all time...]] [[spoiler:[[Series/{{Thunderbirds}} FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE.]] The new alert is revealed at the end of the stream. The total amount to have it play is 25 dollars.]]

** After clearing ''VideoGame/{{Superhot}}'', [[ArcWords the most innovative shooter Jon's played in years,]] Jon puts up a poll to pick the next game, with each option being a mod's name. The choices are Dan, Jewker, Medz, Myo, Stan, and Little Fu. [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AntsyLittlePlumagePraiseIt It turns out that]] [[spoiler: it was a Misfortune Fookie-esque poll: ''all but one of the games was'' Cory in the House ''for the Nintendo DS,'' and knowing Jon and chat's luck, they fell right into his trap. Even more? the one game that ''[=wasn't=]'' Cory just ''barely'' placed second!]] However, once Jon goes to start up the game, he finds out that his [=3DS=] doesn't recognize it for some reason, to a combined reaction of joy (at [[spoiler:not having to play ''Cory'']]) and dismay (at the fact that [[spoiler:they couldn't kill the "Play Cory" meme as intended]]) from Jon, his co-coms, and chat.

** While playing ''Aero Fighters 3'', Jon gets to the final stage, and repeatedly died to the final boss. After a few tries... [[spoiler:The boss suddenly gets replaced by what can only be described as [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Mettaton]] as a Japanese school girl. According to one of the co-coms, it was actually one of two possible bosses, and Jon only fought it by pure chance.]]

** [[https://youtu.be/8JDYH-1laTI?t=2h1m38s During this stream,]] Stan submits an egg sound of him mashing Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" with... [[spoiler:the ''Muppets Party Cruise'' rap]]. The idea's so simple it goes far beyond stupid, yet the execution leaves Jon in hysterics as the chat is once again [[spoiler:overtaken by [[RunningGag The Kermit Legion.]]]] Jon then pulls a [[FissionMailed fake stream ending]], stating that he can't top that and it's all downhill from here.

** Later, Stan joins the call, but his mic is too quiet. [=ACFan=] suggests that he should sing a song while adjusting his audio, at which point Stan immediately answers by [[spoiler:singing the ''Muppets Party Cruise'' rap again]].

** Before [=ACFan's=] suggestion, Jon comes to the realization that tombstones are essentially just resumés for the afterlife, at which point he decides he's just gonna put down that [[MundaneMadeAwesome he was good with Microsoft Excel.]] Jon's viewers promptly send in a metric assload of tombstones edited to have various amusing epithets on them; the one that catches Jon's eye the most simply says [[spoiler:"FUCK"]].

** One cookie video sent to Jon manages to put a new spin on the "supplies" joke in ''Film/{{UHF}}'' [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazingAlluringTriangleDatSheffy?tt_content=player_title&tt_medium=clips_embed in more ways than one]], replacing Kato and company with [[spoiler:the [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan Gutsman's ass]] meme]].

** Jewker and Myo join as co-comms; having played the game before, Jewker offers some advice and clarification about how various mini-games work... and expresses utter glee when Jon discovers that one of his least favorite mini-games is repeated. [[spoiler:''Twice''.]]

** In the cutscene following the final boss, someone decides to [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/BumblingUnsightlySangTheRinger time a gift sub alert]] ''perfectly'' with [[spoiler:Raiden ripping Armstrong's heart out his chest]]. Jon can't help but laugh.

** The cutscene dealing with TheReveal of [[spoiler:Dust's identity]] is interrupted by [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/BusyAgileBananaMcaT a timely question from Speed Racer]].

** A HilariousInHindsight funny moment. A serious discussion about religion and those who twist the Bible's teachings for one's own agenda happened during the stream, summed up by the phrase "Don't be a Comstock." With how the game ends with [[spoiler: the reveal that Booker and Comstock are different versions of the same person, one can make their own punchlines about how Booker either did or didn't follow that phrase.]]
** During the ending cutscene, [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/RelievedCalmSkunkUnSane one of Jon's newer alerts is triggered]], so that [[spoiler:Booker drowns to the dulcet tones of the 'Water and water and water' song]].

** [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/TrappedCrunchyDotterelSmoocherZ Jon admires a screaming building]] [[note]]Jon was looking through a pair of binoculars while a fireman was behind him, trying to attack him[[/note]].

** Game Clearing: Bioshock

** "Shops restocked" becomes a running gag due to how often shops restock their inventory (20 real-time minutes) and Jon noting this, nonchalantly. It ends up being the raid message.

** At the end, Jon ends up getting a 69% clearing and saving in [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/EnthusiasticBenevolentFlamingoHassaanChop eight hours and eight seconds]]. He ends up copying the save into slit six and nine.

* "Shops restocked" becomes a running gag due to how often shops restock their inventory (20 real-time minutes) and Jon noting this, nonchalantly. It ends up being the raid message.

** For the fourth game, Jon asks chat whether they want a hard, easy, or definitely easy game. The chat picks "definitely easy" which turns out to be Elmo's A To Zoo Adventure, a motion control game. [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/LivelyOilyWormTebowing Which trolls him.]] Also of note, Gex's disturbingly accurate Elmo voice.

--->'''Elliot:''' Did you realize, right now, your mission is [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 "Escape From the City"]]?\\
'''Jon:''' Oh, for fuck's sake...! Elliot! You're totally right, which is what makes me mad.

*** This then leads to a long discussion between Jon, the mods and chat about tier lists for things that don't usually have tier lists, including ''Ed, Edd and Eddy'', ''Spongebob Squarepants'', ''Loony Tunes'', and ultimately ''Jon's own group of mods''.

** In the cutscene following the final boss, someone decides to [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/BumblingUnsightlySangTheRinger time a gift sub alert]] ''perfectly'' with [[spoiler: Raiden ripping Armstrong's heart out his chest]]. Jon can't help but laugh.

--> '''Jon (arguing with chat commenter)''': But to be fair though, Scrooge is the one who takes in kids who become like his own family...so he fits the Piccolo comparison.
--> '''Jewker''': He's also tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties...
--> '''Jon (ignoring this)''': He's also from somewhere else where no-one in the cast is from...Scotland! Except for Glomgold...WHO IS VEGETA! Oh baby, we got it!
** This then leads to a long discussion between Jon, the mods and chat about tier lists for things that don't usually have tier lists, including ''Ed, Edd and Eddy'', ''Spongebob Squarepants'', ''Loony Tunes'', and ultimately ''Jon's own group of mods''.

** During a discussion about old cartoons, co-comm Tenmar mentions the show WesternAnimation/RoadRovers, in which dogs become superheroes. Jon then brings up the also-dog-focused children's book series Literature/RangerInTime. It quickly becomes a second 'Film/AirBud discussion' as Jon looks up and details the 12-book series, in which a rescue dog travels through time to help save people during well-known historical events such as the Battle of Trenton in the American Revolution, the sinking of the Titanic, ''D-Day'', and '''''the 9-11 World Trade Center attack''''', leaving Jon and Tenmar in stunned disbelief and sending the chat into hysterics.

** A discussion about the game's flaws leads to a comparison to Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog [[note]]Both being somewhat rough around the edges, but with amazing music[[/note]] Which then leads to Elliot pointing out how fitting that was, given the goal of the level at the time.

** A discussion about old cartoons mentions the show RoadRovers, in which dogs become superheroes. Jon then brings up the also-dog-focused children's book series RangerInTime. It quickly becomes a second 'AirBud discussion' as Jon details the 12-book series, in which a rescue dog travels through time to help save people during well-known historical events such as the Battle of Trenton in the American Revolution the sinking of the Titanic, ''D-Day'', and '''''the 9-11 World Trade Center attack''''', leaving Jon and co-comm Tenmar in stunned disbelief and sending the chat into hysterics.

** In the cutscene following the final boss, someone decides to [[https://clips.twitch.tv/BumblingUnsightlySangTheRinger time a gift sub alert]] ''perfectly'' with [[spoiler: Raiden ripping Armstrong's heart out his chest]]. Jon can't help but laugh.

* Game Clearing March"s Game - VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance
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* Game Clearing:Lightning Round,Feb. Edition

** After doing the ending screen, [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/SquareCrowdedAardvarkFutureMan Jon starts a Mod meeting]] (where the first thing discussed was a ''VideoGame/NinjaGaiden'' x ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts'' fanfic), not realizing that [[IsThisThingStillOn he was still live.]]

** Jon notes that he's already questioning his decision to let his subs vote on which games he'll be tackling for the challenge, as they immediately tied the poll for January's game. And what did ''VideoGame/MegaManClassic Mega Man: The Wily Wars'' barely beat out in the end? ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite''.

** As Jon himself notes, what started as a simple joke reveal for Chuggaaconroy's next LP ended up being game H for Jon...because the Playstation Network decided to crash the ''exact second'' Jon tried to load his original choice for game H, ''House of the Dead 3''. In compensation, he decides to rename Hamtaro "Goldman", and the chat and fanartists busy themselves trying to translate Goldman's memetic speech atop a building into the Hamtaro language.

** One of the Wario Alerts triggers at the same time as Rosajon, leading to him [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/ReliableChillyButterBlargNaut disappearing behind her back]] and letting out an enthusiastic "''YAHOO--!''"

** While discussing a fan-art piece merging Jon with [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Toriel]], Jon comments he thought the design would be rounder, as in chubbier. It then leads to [[https://www.twitch.tv/protonjon/clip/TentativeVenomousWatercressStoneLightning?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time a gem of an]] AccidentalInnuendo that leaves [[{{Corpsing}} Jon in stitches]] before [[FissionMailed 'ending the stream.']]