History Funny / ProtonJon

--->'''Pcull:''' [[http://youtu.be/pERNUuCRdJ8?t=20m2s NOOOOOO!!!]]\\

--->'''Jeenius:''' ''[after finding out that he's stuck in last and then dying again]'' '''[[http://youtu.be/d_eYvh5CzIA?&t=12m58s AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!]]'''\\

'''Jeenius:''' ''[hits a wall and dies]'' Fuck you, Patrick, I'm trying to pay attention here!\\

--->'''Jeenius:''' [[BigYes Yes! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!]] Thank God! Ahhhh! VOLKMIRE, SUCK MY BALLS! I'M ON YOU.\\

'''[=NintendoCapriSun=]:''' ...Wow.

'''Jeenius:''' I live a blessed life of I'm-Not-On-Snakes-Anymore!

'''([=SuperJeenius=]) Achievement Unlocked!''' '''''I Thought It Was Snakes?:''''' ''You were thinking it too''

'''Jon:''' You ''kill'' it!

-->'''Pcull:''' [[MotorMouth I was doing alright and then the sharks started killing me and then I dodged him and he's chasing me and he's making me sad, but I'm going through this thing quickly now...]] and [[ExplainExplainOhCrap it's gonna make me die on these spikes down here]] -- SHIT!\\

* At one point, Jon says he's gonna make mock Achievements in editing, highlighting some of the more gameplay-oriented and off-kilter moments throughout the race. Right off the bat:

'''PCULL:''' Holy crap...\\

'''Jeenius:''' Patrick never had this."\\

'''([=SuperJeenius=]) Achievement Unlocked!''' '''''Addicted to Battletoads:''''' ''Can't chat, dying too much''\\

** Jon doesn't like Yo-Yo because of how his voice clips sound, comparing it to Ad-Rock from Music/TheBeastieBoys, with an accompanying clip of him rapping. He quickly reveals that this comment is actually on-topic, as two members of the band were involved with the soundtrack of ''Jet Set Radio Future'' in some form.

'''Pcull:''' ''[begins singing]'' [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} You teach you and I'll teach me!]]\\

'''Jake:''' ''[beat]'' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers The Chinese?]]\\

* Part 2: Gangs, Graffiti, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Tanks]]

'''([=NintendoCapriSun=]) Achievement Unlocked!''' '''''StockholmSyndrome:''''' ''[[IThinkYouBrokeHim Battletoads broke him]]''

** After realizing that the way he chose to get to a switch isn't as fast as the other, Jon says that he opened his mouth and now has to live with the consequences, "as I have been doing all my life". Cue a scrolling list of "Consequences of Jon opening his mouth", listing memes from Jon's LPs and streams over the years, complete with Mario 64's endless stairs music.

** When fighting the Lickers, Jon starts singing "Point-blank sniping, I am running now!" to the tune of the ''{{Transformers}}'' theme.

-->'''Jeenius:''' [[GratuitousJapanese Oiiiii,]] [[LightNovel/{{Baccano}} Isakku! Nan da miriya.]]\\

** The running gag of him getting the Animal Buddy bonus games [[StopHelpingMe when he doesn't want them]].

--->'''Jon:''' Crushed [[GagBoobs by melons]]. ''How fitting.''\\

'''Jon:''' See, that's the weird thing... We got it at a TRG trip, I remember specifically it was this table by itself... There was this one girl there that was running it; she looked so familiar- [[DistaffCounterpart she had blonde hair, glasses, a hoodie with a star on it]], she was [[GagBoobs really busty]]- [[VerbalBackspace I probably shouldn't have said that, I'm sorry]]- but, like, she kind of looked at me, handed me the cartridge and said: [[VaguenessIsComing "Warn the others."]] It was really weird, but like, why am I gonna say no to a free video game?

--->'''Jon:''' The entire game takes place in Hytopia. Princess Styla is the princess there. She's not very smart: [[WhatAnIdiot she opened a gift that was vibrating]]. She got cursed. Now she's dressed like she's at an anime convention or a hockey game. Her father spends the entire game [[OcularGushers looking like this]]. ''[the king's "Noooo" voice clip]'' Her father put out a call for heroes. For some reason, you're the Link from ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkBetweenWorlds A Link Between Worlds]]'' [[WordOfGod because Nintendo said so]]. Madame Couture gives you magical costumes that [[ClothesMakeTheSuperman give you magical powers]]. Every other NPC is pretty much useless. ''["Noooo" voice clip plays again]''

''[[[ArmorPiercingSlap SLAP]]]''

* In the few videos where he has co-commentators, they just have too much fun with the fact that his NamesTheSame as a certain [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Planeteer]]. Particularly when a power-up with that Planeteer's [[KillItWithFire element]] is involved.

-->'''Jon:''' ''[as an old man]'' [[WhenIWasYourAge Back in my day]] [[NintendoHard we didn't have]] [[ClassicVideoGameScrewYous checkpoints!]]\\

** The FunnyBackgroundEvent in "What We Missed" where A.I. l-controlled Chris empties his gun into Wesker's prone form.

** Jon's ecstatic glee when he gets the Cagnazzo soul, which is a reference to [[Anime/JojosBizarreAdventure Star Platinum]], complete with [[BattleCry ORA ORA ORA]].

** In an effort to conserve ammo, Jake reverts to his KnifeNut tendencies and becomes preoccupied with stabbing enemies for much of the DLC.

** Jon mentions that he, embarassingly, grew up moreso on ''WesternAnimation/QuackPack'', and pops up some promo art (the picture featured on the series' page on Wiki/ThisVeryWiki) for reference. Lucah's reaction is about what you'd expect.

--->’’'Jon:’’’ (looking for a replacement minecart) Can I make another one of those appear or am I s—[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Ohmygod!]]

——->’’Jon:’’’ (looking for a replacement minecart) Can I make another one of those appear or am I S—[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption]]Ohmygod!

* He reveals at the end of Stage 7 several glitches regarding rescuing hostages, all of which manage to be funnier than the last. He says you don't even need to ''take down'' the Shadows, you can just run around in circles, and shows that you can ''[[MoralDissonance ignore and fly away from them]]'' and still pass the mission.

** As he uses the Acceleration Blast to wipe out a wall of obstacles, a single red bee flutters down the tunnel from above, drifting right in front of the charging gun. Right before the wave unleashes, a tiny 'halp' appears beside it.

** In the demonstration for the [[WaveMotionGun Acceleration Blast]], the beam is so powerful, it pierces through the game screen and even displaces it a few pixels. A hand even comes in to realign the video.

*** Episode 6: ''A lot happens.'' Attempting to explain it all here, ''especially'' without context, would be futile, so check below.

** This episode's CouchGag, which is more involved than usual:
*** The background for the ending card, which previously used the art used on the NTSC and PAL SNES version's box, is now instead ''Donkey Kong 5's'' title screen.
*** [=TimeThief=] asks Jon what was up with all the [[NoodleIncident Funky stuff]] [[CallBack back in episode 3]], which he dismisses as [[TemptingFate "probably not important"]]. Sure enough, we delve back into the multiverse, back to DK Isle, where ''Lavos with Funky Kong's head'' emerges...
---->'''Caption:''' But... the funk refused to stop.\\
'''[=RosaJon=]:''' Dammit... He didn't listen. ''Guess it's time to go find another one...''

''("Yoyo" abruptly shifts up off the screen while Hayashi (Scratchy) and Corn (Itchy) watch)''\\