History Funny / Portal2

* Wheatley's insistence on you turning around when he's 'hacking' something. But if you use portals to sneak a peak at when he's hacking the turret room, you can see that the method he uses is less 'technical' and more [[PercussiveMaintenance 'physical']].
** You don't even need portals; you can hear glass smashing and see the splintered glass in front of the window, making it just as funny.

*** Wheatley trying to convince you to jump into the pit by listing various things that are naturally not down there is full of comedic gold: [[spoiler: your birth parents, an escape elevator, a french jumpsuit, a tailor ''for'' the jumpsuit, a handbag, a yacht, boys who don't care if you have brain damage, a boy ''band'']], and [[spoiler: a pony farm]]].

*** Wheatley trying to convince you to jump into the pit by listing various things that are naturally not down there is full of comedic gold.

-->'''Space Sphere''': SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
-->'''Wheatley''': He's not on my team. I dont know who that is...

** Then when [[spoiler:Wheatley starts doing it. [[AC:[[HypocriticalHumor Look at her, you moron. She's not fat.]]]] Even better: [[AC:And what, exactly, is wrong with being adopted?]] Which she immediately spoils by whispering [[AC:But for the record: you ARE adopted and that's TERRIBLE. But work with me.]]]]

-->'''Wheatley''': (Excitedly) This is it! After all this time, I'm going home! I'm going bloody home! I can't believe it -(Is hit by the award and is sent flying off) And, off I go... Don't even get to keep the trophy. Of course. Ah, maybe next year...

-->'''Wheatley''': (Excitedly) This is it! This is it! I finally get to go home after all these-(Is it by the award and is sent flying off) And, off I go....Don't even get to keep my award. Maybe next year...

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--> "WheeeeeeeeOHNOOO!!"

* When Wheatley is running Chell through "his" tests (actually made by [=GLaDOS=]), he tries to give away the answer. It shocks him. Once Chell completes the test, [=GLaDOS=] claims it was easy - all you had to do was pull a lever. Since you actually had to ''press a button'', Wheatley tries to correct her... and gets shocked again.

** May intersect with FridgeHorror, but the fact that [=GLaDOS=] managed to [[spoiler: kill all the humans you found within a week in order to kill a simple crow]] is unbelievably hilarious.
** The way that all three of them [[spoiler: completely freak out when they see the bird, especially [=GLaDOS=], who (unusually) totally loses all composure and panics. Of course, the bird isn't doing anything to provoke this reaction, which just makes it better.]]

** First Kill: ''You have taught your partner about the folly of trusting others. +10 points.''
** Second Kill: ''I think your partner understands already. -6 points.''
** Third Kill: ''Now you're just being cruel. ''+50'' points''.

** One narrates how society has been taken over by some sort of unreasonable animal king. The visual on the wall screens shows a giant, leopard-painted, crown-wearing turret being worshiped by the masses.

'''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[AC:Look...we both said a lot of things that ''you'' are going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. [[ForScience For Science]]. YouMonster.]]
* "[[AC: [[NotSoDifferent We're a lot alike, you and I.]] You tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I... oh, no wait, I guess I ''haven't'' killed you yet. Well, food for thought.]]"

'''Wheatley''': Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.\\

--> [[spoiler: [=GLaDOS=]: [[AC: You're the moron they built to make me an idiot!]]]]

'''Wheatley''': Ow! Ooh! Ah! Uh! Ow! (drops in front of Chell) Hello!\\

-->Announcer: New core detected
-->Wheatley: Ooh! That's ME they're talking about!

-->GLaDOS: Impersonating a stalemate associate. I just added that to the list. It's a list I made of all the things you've done. Well, it's a list that I AM making, because you're still doing things right now, even though I'm telling you to stop. Stop, by the way.

--> [[spoiler:'''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[AC: I know things look bleak, but that crazy man down there was right. Let's not take these lemons! We are going to march right back upstairs and MAKE him put me back in my body! And he'll probably kill us, because he's incredibly powerful and I have NO plan! Wow. I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one, and that's with some generous rounding. Still, though, lets get mad! If we're going to explode, let's at least explode with some dignity!]]]]

"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend BabeRuth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning." \\

* GLaDOS has a few good quotes if you die in another chamber as well...

*** Coupled with ATLAS approaching [[spoiler:the crow]] commando-style and P-Body's anguished scream when he does. The best part is ALTAS finishing up that motion by [[spoiler:simply shooing the crow away]].

"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs, still in the shell, or [[IGotARock scrambled rocks]]."

--->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[AC:"Don't give up! If you believe, you can"-oh,]] ''[[AC:for God's sake.]]''

--->'''[=GLaDOS=]''': [[AC:How To Turn Softbodies Into Hardened Killers, Chapter 70..."How tall are you, test subject? Four-nine? I was unaware they piled human waste that high. ...hold on, human waste matter is routinely piled into seven-foot-or-higher piles. And I]] ''[[AC:AM]]'' [[AC:aware of it. Hm..."Test-subject, I have reason to believe that [[YourMom your mother]] is"-oh. That's...disgusting. I'll be right back.]]