History Funny / PlanetDolan

---->'''Hellbent''': "[[SuddenlyShouting But then the police got called to the store where they arrested the parents for disturbing the peace!]] [[{{Corpsing}} Then after they were arrested]], [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome they were also forced to pay for all the produce and display cases that their children had damaged.]] All there in the store while they were being arrested! [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That happened!]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Turns out it was an illegal smuggling ring for pineapples!]] It was all a scam from the start! They were set up from the moment they walked in!"

*** Example: In the first "ANNOYING CUSTOMERS" video, he thanks the audience for watching then says he was gonna go to the supermarket and ask for a bunch of products that don't exist, like the kid who was asking for the invisible game in his story.

* In "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AASiml78Rkk&list=PLXUtf9YTBhHwHAb96tHVY2QWR_XhngYmH&index=13&t=0s DUMB THINGS WE’VE DONE WHILE DRUNK #6]]", Pringle narrates Cid jumping into a pool and shouting "I love unicorns!". This prompts his dad to [[YouMakeMeSic drive in]] after him, and prompts Pringle to start laughing during the recording.

* For the most part, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3af6M_ym1I OUR HORRIFYING LIFE EXPERIENCES]]" is NightmareFuel, but near the end of [=GhostToast's=] story, the creepy man's rap sheet is shown, revealing his name to be [[PunnyName Moe Lester]], age 69, and is wanted for attempted rape, littering, offending people on Tumblr, kicking infants, licking windows, and being friends with Grgak.

---->'''Hellbent''': "[[SuddenlyShouting But then the police got called to the store where they arrested the parents for disturbing the peace!]] [[{{Corpsing}} Then after they were arrested]], [[RealityEnsues they were also forced to pay for all the produce and display cases that their children had damaged.]] All there in the store while they were being arrested! [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That happened!]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Turns out it was an illegal smuggling ring for pineapples!]] It was all a scam from the start! They were set up from the moment they walked in!"

*** Hellbent accidentally says, "incest" instead of "incense".

** In that same first video, Tolop has to deal with his AnnoyingYoungerSibling, constantly hiding things around the house. In the next, [[GenderBender she]] has to deal with a bratty kid who she was supposed to be babysitting.

* Doopie's experience with her worst babysitter: it turns out that she's just summarizing the plot to [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents the Fairly Odd Parents]], with Doopie wearing Timmy's SignatureOutfit and her babysitter actually being Vicky.

** Also the end of the video, where Dolan gives his opinion on Diarrhea
-->It's a load of SH-!

*** Zaraganba accidentally FlipsTheBird.

** A kid at a party that Sweet Commando attended proves to be too salty to have [[BlandProductName generic-brand]] cola.

* Hellbent in general calls out more of the bullshit stories in the recent videos and takes more podshots at the submitters. Same with Dolan, in some of the stories that returned.

Example: Dolan's story involves him never going to his friends' house again due to their bratty kid. Hellbent's about the say "Because it's the house's fault", but then realizes that it makes sense since they live there.

* Dolan in "WEIRD HOME ALONE STORIES #2": Calls out how one submitter hid in their oven, and states that the submitter after should've done that. He also calls out how a naked man is involved in 3 of the submitters' stories, and after that, in a story of how the submitter's whole house, besides the basement, was destroyed by a tornado, Dolan jokingly says "But then a naked man...", and then states that he was just kidding.

Hellbent also sasses whenever the story ends with the submitter saying they never returned to the place they saw the bratty kid.

Hellbent in general calls out more of the bullshit stories in the recent videos and takes more podshots at the submitters. Same with Dolan, in some of the stories that returned.
Examples:
Hellbent in WEIRD FAMILY MEMBERS #4 after reading a story of how a submitter's family member buries food in the backyard so the animals can eat it in hibernation: Our schools are failing us.
Dolan in "WEIRD HOME ALONE STORIES #2": Calls out how one submitter hid in their oven, and states that the submitter after should've done that. He also calls out how a naked man is involved in 3 of the submitters' stories, and after that, in a story of how the submitter's whole house, besides the basement, was destroyed by a tornado, Dolan jokingly says "But then a naked man...", and then states that he was just kidding,

Dolan: Sometimes, when Dolan asks the question in the end of one of the Dolan True Story videos, he asks if the audience does something related to his story, if the question has some relation to it.
Example: "WEIRDEST THINGS WE'VE OVERHEARD". The question Dolan reads out is "What's the weirdest thing you do when you're nervous? Do you say the same word over and over again?"
Hellbent: Back in 2017, from around March to around August, and sometimes after that, Hellbent's outros would involve him saying something relating to his story when he says goodbye. Example: In the first "ANNOYING CUSTOMERS" video, he thanks the audience for watching then says he was gonna go to the supermarket and ask for a bunch of products that don't exist, like the kid who was asking for the invisible game in his story.

*** Pringle tries to say that he wants a "game based in South America", but instead asks for a "[[{{Spoonerism}} bame gased]] in South Erica". He keeps trying again but failing, which ends up with him calling South America "Soerica".

---->'''Hellbent''': "[[SuddenlyShouting But then the police got called to the store where they arrested the parents for disturbing the peace!]] [[{{Corpsing}} Then after they were arrested]], [[RealityEnsues they were also forced to pay for all the produce and display cases that their children had damaged.]] All there in the store while they were being arrested! [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That happened!]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Turns out it was an illegal smuggling ring for pineapples!]] It was all a scam from the start! They were set up from the moment they walked in!"

** As a running gag in the first two, both Dolan and Hellbent have to deal with some bratty kids running around the store they work at. In Dolan's case, two kids are causing chaos in the petstore, playing in a giant box of kitty litter. In Hellbent's case, two parents drop off their "[[ExactWords hellspawn of a child]]" at the toystore he works at, breaking displays, vandalizing a bike rack, opening packages, etc. When they arrive back to pick him up, the parents blame ''[[NeverMyFault Hellbent]]'' for the damage, claiming it to be his responsibility to look after him.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecPbjCNE8YM Part Two]]:
*** Dolan asks his mother to pass the "fuck" instead of the salt.
*** Spinal Palm claims his dad gave him Viagra instead of Benadril.
*** Nixxiom says, "Do you want to get out of my face?" instead of "Do you want to go out on a date?"
*** Princess Proton invites her friend to "shit on [her] laugh" instead of sit on her lap.
*** Snewpee says that she's "gay" instead of "OK".
*** Zaraganba accidentally FlipsTheBird.
*** Hellbent accidentally says, "incest" instead of "incense".

*** Hellbent accidentally says, "incest" instead of "incense".