History Funny / Peacemaker2022

* When complaining about who else they could have framed for murder besides his father, Peacemaker mentions about [[OverlyLongGag forty celebrities]] ranging from Music/ArianaGrande to Creator/BradPitt to the long-deceased Music/AmyWinehouse...then adds fictional characters like [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]], [[Franchise/GIJoe Shipwreck, Cobra Commander]] and others while everyone is just staring at him in disbelief. TheStinger adds ''even more'' to the list. The ''Music/{{BTS}}'' reference is darkly hilarious given how Creator/JohnCena is a humongous fan of theirs.

* When complaining about who else they could have framed for murder besides his father, Peacemaker mentions about [[OverlyLongGag forty celebrities]] ranging from Music/ArianaGrande to Creator/BradPitt to the long-deceased Music/AmyWinehouse...then adds fictional characters like [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]], [[Franchise/GIJoe Shipwreck, Cobra Commander]] and others while everyone is just staring at him in disbelief. TheStinger adds ''even more'' to the list.

* When Peacemaker's in his trailer with the Butterfly that had taken over the real Goff (he's named the Buttefly Goff too), he blows marijuana smoke into the jar so it can get high with him.

'''Locke:''' ''[feigning distress]'' [[CrocodileTears I, uh, got here just as the... just as the shooter was running away.]]\\

** Chris argues saying that he’s killed a lot of other white people too, while Jamil says he needs to have a more even ratio by watching white people more when he’s out being a vigilante.
*** [[BlackComedy His reaction to this? Admitting that that's totally fair, and promising to kill more white people from now on.]]
---->'''Peacemaker:''' Fine. That's... That's a good point. I will trust white people less in the future, and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied?

* Since Peacemaker's helmet allows Auggie to track him, he gets rid of it...by tying it to a raccoon's tail (likely referencing the other [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 superhero]] [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 franchise]] Gunn's involved with). This also causes Peacemaker's face to get horribly clawed up, with Economos noting that [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome that's to be expected]] when someone just walks up and grabs a wild raccoon.

'''Peacemaker:''' And Aquaman fucking fish.\\

-->'''Judomaster:''' You... have a weird bubbly shaped body.\\

* Vigilante sounds like a disappointed child when Harcourt balks at him wanting to bring a {{chainsaw|good}} into the bottling plant.

** ''Film/TheSuicideSquad'' was praised for these qualities already, but this series [[UpToEleven amps it up to eleven.]]

--->'''Peacemaker:''' These martial artists, ''[{{beat}}]'' they're hardcore. Their heart stops beating, they just concentrate and move a kidney up in its place. The kidney circulates the blood through the system.\\

'''Peacemaker:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Only the greats, only a few times.]]\\

'''Leota:''' No one has ever replaced their heart with a kidney!

--->'''Peacemaker:''' These martial artists ''[{{beat}}]'' they're hardcore. Their heart stops beating, they just concentrate and move a kidney up in its place. The kidney circulates the blood through the system.\\

'''Peacemaker:''' I do have a pet. That's a great question. I have a pet named Eagly, he's an eagle. ''[Another kid raises his hand]'' Yeah, Rubik's Cube World Champion 2025?\\

'''Locke:''' Oh, no, no. No, it was a Caucasian man, about five-and-a-half feet tall. Red hair, striped shirt with a red tie. Had on a black mask and, uh... I think it was a... fedora. He just ran off saying, "Robble robble!"\\

-->'''Vigilante:''' Hey, everyone! Which one's me and which one's Eagley?\\

* Earlier in the episode, Peacemaker gets into an argument with Jamil, one of the hospital janitors, about his hero credentials. This eventually leads to Peacemaker claiming that [[Film/Aquaman2018 Aquaman]] fucks fish.
-->'''Peacemaker:''' He bangs chicks? Good for him. He fսcks dudes? Got no problem with that. He starts fսckin' ''fish''? That's taking it a step too far.\\
'''Jamil:''' ''[shocked]'' Aquaman fսcks fish?\\

--->'''Peacemaker:''' These martial artists ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' they're hardcore. Their heart stops beating, they just concentrate and move a kidney up in its place. The kidney circulates the blood through the system.\\

'''Song:''' "Lucy Liu"? Because we're both Asian? How incredibly fսcking clever. What should I call you? Creator/JimmyFallon?\\

'''Auggie:''' Well, they're fսcking lying.\\

-->'''Vigilante:''' Oh, come on, please? ''[Harcourt glares at him]'' Ah, fսck! I'm never, ever gonna kill someone with a fսcking chainsaw. It's so not fair. Total fսcking bullshit.

* Peacemaker tells a class of kids the tale of his epic victory over... Kite Man. [[MemeticMutation Hell yeah.]]
** When a kid pokes a hole in Peacemaker's story[[note]]namely that, since Kite Man (using a ''kite'') was stealing the ''30 pound'' Blackheart Ruby, he would've crashed to the ground anyway because of gravity[[/note]], we cut to Peacemaker [[{{Beat}} standing and grimacing in silence for six seconds,]] [[TranquilFury giving the impression he's desperately trying to not cuss out the kid.]].
** Also, his names for the kids when he calls on them, ranging from "gender-swapped Alfred E. Neuman" to "Rubik's Cube World Champion 2025."

'''Locke:''' ''[feigning distress]'' I, uh, got here just as the... just as the shooter was running away.\\

'''Locke:''' Oh, no, no. No, it was a Caucasian man, about five-and-a-half feet tall. Red hair, striped shirt with a red tie. Had on a black mask and, uh... I think it was a... fedora. He just ran off saying, "Robble robble!"

* Since Peacemaker's helmet allows Auggie to track him, he gets rid of it...by tying it to a raccoon's tail (likely referencing the other [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 superhero]] [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 franchise]] Gunn's involved with). This also causes Peacemaker's face to get horribly clawed up, with Economos noting that [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome that's to be expected]] when someone just grabs a wild raccoon.

* While impersonating a butterfly, Economos gets caught by Butterfly!Fitzgibbon, before he could enter the barn where the cow is being held. When Butterfly!Fitzgibbon questions why Economos is there, Economos replies with [[NonAnswer "because of this bag,"]] much to Peacemaker and Harcourt's dismay. Somehow, [[RefugeInAudacity this works.]]