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** Wheels reports finding Zoe's body right when Andy is trying to report Lolies's body on the other side of the ship, leading to some confusion.
** Aoife and Zoe both end up getting ejected as imposters at different times [[RightForTheWrongReasons because they couldn't find their way around the map]].
--->'''Zoe:''' If I look at the map ''once'', that's obviously me being super sus. You know what, we're never going orienteering together, any of us. Otherwise, you're all killing me.
** Aoife and Zoe both end up getting ejected as imposters at different times [[RightForTheWrongReasons because they couldn't find their way around the map]].
--->'''Zoe:''' If I look at the map ''once'', that's obviously me being super sus. You know what, we're never going orienteering together, any of us. Otherwise, you're all killing me.
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** At one point in the first multi-channel stream, Luke accuses Alex Lolies of Dicebreaker of being suspicious ''[[FailedASpotCheck even though she was dead at the time]]''. And then he repeats the feat in the third, demonstrating that he's very bad at telling whether Lolies is alive or not.
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** On two separate occasions, Wheels from Dicebreaker has accidentally vented in full view of other players, immediately outing himself as the impostor. On both occasions, he actually nearly got away with it because only one of the other players was paying attention!
** Mike, it turns out, suffers from a rare and inconvenient ailment called "[[FailedASpotCheck corpse blindness]]" where he will casually walk past bodies without noticing they're there, making himself invariably look extremely suspicious. At one point, Andy declares that the most suspicious thing that's happened all stream is Mike actually managing to report a corpse. (In Eurogamer's portion of one of the multi-streams, it turns out Aoife has it too - she manages to completely miss not only Ellen's body stuck under a console in navigation, which might be understandable, but also mistakes Johnny's mortal remains, ''out in the middle of the floor in the cafeteria'', for a fully healthy Johnny Chiodini.)
** In the 17 October multi-stream, Johnny dubs detailed summaries of what someone has been doing "a boring amount of detail".
--->'''Johnny:''' I'm bored, thank you.
** Alex Lolies's attempt to get people to watch her get scanned in medbay doesn't initially go well.
--->'''Johnny:''' As a rule, [[DoubleEntendre when somebody invites me into medbay to look at their bone]], I don't tend to follow.
** Mike, it turns out, suffers from a rare and inconvenient ailment called "[[FailedASpotCheck corpse blindness]]" where he will casually walk past bodies without noticing they're there, making himself invariably look extremely suspicious. At one point, Andy declares that the most suspicious thing that's happened all stream is Mike actually managing to report a corpse. (In Eurogamer's portion of one of the multi-streams, it turns out Aoife has it too - she manages to completely miss not only Ellen's body stuck under a console in navigation, which might be understandable, but also mistakes Johnny's mortal remains, ''out in the middle of the floor in the cafeteria'', for a fully healthy Johnny Chiodini.)
** In the 17 October multi-stream, Johnny dubs detailed summaries of what someone has been doing "a boring amount of detail".
--->'''Johnny:''' I'm bored, thank you.
** Alex Lolies's attempt to get people to watch her get scanned in medbay doesn't initially go well.
--->'''Johnny:''' As a rule, [[DoubleEntendre when somebody invites me into medbay to look at their bone]], I don't tend to follow.
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** After Johnny exposes Ellen as an imposter, she spends the rest of the round {{Troll}}ing him by sabotaging the doors of every room he enters.
--->'''Johnny:''' Ellen's keeping me locked up, like I'm lunch... Like I'm [[{{Pun}} Ellunch]].
--->'''Johnny:''' Ellen's keeping me locked up, like I'm lunch... Like I'm [[{{Pun}} Ellunch]].
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** At least once, they get halfway through an emergency meeting without noticing Jane's spaceman was dead. When they notice this, she mimes getting up to leave.
** When a discussion goes into "throwing under the bus", Johnny decides to go for appropriate musical accompaniment:
--->'''Johnny:''' ''The wheels on the bus go round and round...''
** When a discussion goes into "throwing under the bus", Johnny decides to go for appropriate musical accompaniment:
--->'''Johnny:''' ''The wheels on the bus go round and round...''
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* ''VideoGame/DoomEternal'': Luke takes it upon himself to maintain a chill atmosphere, which means that he ends up [[DissonantSerenity talking in an extremely calm voice]] about the [[{{Gorn}} graphical dismemberment]] he's inflicting on an endless string demons.
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* ''VideoGame/DoomEternal'': Luke takes it upon himself to maintain a chill atmosphere, which means that he ends up [[DissonantSerenity talking in an extremely calm voice]] about the [[{{Gorn}} graphical graphic dismemberment]] he's inflicting on an endless string of demons.
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** At one point in the first multi-channel stream, Luke accuses Alex Lolies of Dicebreaker of being suspicious ''[[FailedASpotCheck even though she was dead at the time]]''.
** In the second multi-channel stream, [[ButtMonkey Mike]] is the first to die in basically every game, [[spoiler:except the one where he's an impostor]]. Situational awareness isn't exactly his strong suit.
--->'''Ellen:''' Mike was like, "So are you not an impostor or-" and I'm like "Mike, ''I killed you''."
** Ellen's time as an impostor, which comes to a quick and violent end, gives her ample opportunities to mess with Mike post-mortem.
--->'''Mike:''' Ellen must have known who the other impostor was, right?\\
'''Ellen:''' Yeah, I knew it was [[spoiler:Andy]].\\
'''Mike:''' Then why were you lying in ghost chat?!\\
'''Ellen:''' Because I was {{Troll}}ing you!
** Ellen's death as an impostor was because they didn't believe her excuse that she was going to the reactor just so she knew where it was for future reference...''even though that was true''.
** At one point in the first multi-channel stream, Luke accuses Alex Lolies of Dicebreaker of being suspicious ''[[FailedASpotCheck even though she was dead at the time]]''.
** In the second multi-channel stream, [[ButtMonkey Mike]] is the first to die in basically every game, [[spoiler:except the one where he's an impostor]]. Situational awareness isn't exactly his strong suit.
--->'''Ellen:''' Mike was like, "So are you not an impostor or-" and I'm like "Mike, ''I killed you''."
** Ellen's time as an impostor, which comes to a quick and violent end, gives her ample opportunities to mess with Mike post-mortem.
--->'''Mike:''' Ellen must have known who the other impostor was, right?\\
'''Ellen:''' Yeah, I knew it was [[spoiler:Andy]].\\
'''Mike:''' Then why were you lying in ghost chat?!\\
'''Ellen:''' Because I was {{Troll}}ing you!
** Ellen's death as an impostor was because they didn't believe her excuse that she was going to the reactor just so she knew where it was for future reference...''even though that was true''.
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-->'''Jane''': Oh no! I bailed out. But..hit my..plane on the way down...
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* "Luke and Ellen Play Geoguessr": The final round ("famous locations") drops them right in the middle of [[CallBack Legoland]].
-->'''Ellen:''' I've been here!\\
'''Luke:''' This is the original 'don't tell Luke' location, isn't it?\\
'''Ellen:''' No one was supposed to tell you! You weren't supposed to know!\\
'''Luke:''' Well, I found out, Ellen!
-->'''Ellen:''' I've been here!\\
'''Luke:''' This is the original 'don't tell Luke' location, isn't it?\\
'''Ellen:''' No one was supposed to tell you! You weren't supposed to know!\\
'''Luke:''' Well, I found out, Ellen!
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'''Luke:''' What do we say to the God of Death? Poke you with an axe!
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'''Luke:''' What do we say to the God of Death? Poke you with an axe!axe!\\
'''Luke:''' What do we say to [[FrickinLaserBeams the God of Lasers?]] Not today!
'''Luke:''' What do we say to [[FrickinLaserBeams the God of Lasers?]] Not today!
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* ''VideoGame/FallGuys Ultimate Knockout'' (the one guest-starring Elle Osili-Wood): At one point, Andy accidentally blurts out that he's taken [[AccidentalInnuendo "two huge balls to the face"]]. He then spends a while trying to avoid the word "ball".
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** Later in the same stream, his battle with the [[spoiler:Moon Presence]] includes a masterpiece of BuffySpeak when he finds himself subjected to ThatOneAttack:
--->'''Luke:''' Wow. That took all my health away. And I need my health. For living. And the music has gone very music-y!
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** After beating Lady Maria [[Awesome/OutsideXbox first time]], he gets his backside handed to him repeatedly by two ordinary enemies.
** In the Final Boss stream, his montage of fighting the Orphan of Kos off-stream, with sorrowful voiceover about ennui and the loss of innocence, at the end of which he pops back to the normal, chipper Luke, kills the [[spoiler:Sweet Child of Kos]] and immediately begins planning to install a zipline and beach resort at the lonely, grey beach the Orphan boss fight takes place on.
** After beating Lady Maria [[Awesome/OutsideXbox first time]], he gets his backside handed to him repeatedly by two ordinary enemies.
** In the Final Boss stream, his montage of fighting the Orphan of Kos off-stream, with sorrowful voiceover about ennui and the loss of innocence, at the end of which he pops back to the normal, chipper Luke, kills the [[spoiler:Sweet Child of Kos]] and immediately begins planning to install a zipline and beach resort at the lonely, grey beach the Orphan boss fight takes place on.
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*** Cue the jokes about real-world [[WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt Australia]] being a memetic DeathWorld, where that situation would describe an ordinary Monday.
* ''VideoGame/SlimeRancher'', being another wacky management game, results in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lef_uhQyX-Q comparable levels of chaos.]] It doesn't help that Jane and Andy appear to be going into it blind.
-->'''Jane''': I know so little about slime biology... Makes you wonder why I became a slime rancher!
** As a result, when Jane puts the first captured slimes into a corral:
--->'''Jane''': Now breed! Make more slimes!\\
'''Andy''': While I watch!
** A stray slime gets into the chickens' pen and eats them. Jane and Andy heap abuse on it when they find out, while it smiles (rather vacantly) at the player character.
*** Literally ''minutes later'', Jane throws a baby chick to the other slimes. When they won't touch it, she assures it "they'll eat you when you're old enough."
*** After getting a replacement rooster, the whole thing happens again, despite Jane flailing at the controls to try and separate the two animals. This proves to be [[RageBreakingPoint the last straw]].
--->'''Jane''': ''(vacuuming up the corralled slimes)'' [[GuiltByAssociationGag I'm gonna drown you all.]] ''(For the record, she does)''
** The Running Gag of Jane and Andy being torn between horror at the slimes' personal habits, and greed for their [[SolidGoldPoop plorts]].
** Andy notices something in the sky:
--->''Oh, look at the Aurora Borealis! [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons At this time of year, in this part of the country, located entirely within your slime ranch?]]''
** As the chaos continues, they imagine giving the bank some bad news.
--->'''Andy''': You're gonna have to go back to the bank, and tell them that the slime ranch they gave us a small business loan for has collapsed.\\
'''Jane''': "What's that? You didn't make the walls high enough?"\\
'''Andy''': "What's that? You let a slime eat all your chickens? That's like Slime Ranching 101, guys."
** Jane trying to placate the Tarrs by throwing Tabby Slimes at them.
* ''VideoGame/SlimeRancher'', being another wacky management game, results in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lef_uhQyX-Q comparable levels of chaos.]] It doesn't help that Jane and Andy appear to be going into it blind.
-->'''Jane''': I know so little about slime biology... Makes you wonder why I became a slime rancher!
** As a result, when Jane puts the first captured slimes into a corral:
--->'''Jane''': Now breed! Make more slimes!\\
'''Andy''': While I watch!
** A stray slime gets into the chickens' pen and eats them. Jane and Andy heap abuse on it when they find out, while it smiles (rather vacantly) at the player character.
*** Literally ''minutes later'', Jane throws a baby chick to the other slimes. When they won't touch it, she assures it "they'll eat you when you're old enough."
*** After getting a replacement rooster, the whole thing happens again, despite Jane flailing at the controls to try and separate the two animals. This proves to be [[RageBreakingPoint the last straw]].
--->'''Jane''': ''(vacuuming up the corralled slimes)'' [[GuiltByAssociationGag I'm gonna drown you all.]] ''(For the record, she does)''
** The Running Gag of Jane and Andy being torn between horror at the slimes' personal habits, and greed for their [[SolidGoldPoop plorts]].
** Andy notices something in the sky:
--->''Oh, look at the Aurora Borealis! [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons At this time of year, in this part of the country, located entirely within your slime ranch?]]''
** As the chaos continues, they imagine giving the bank some bad news.
--->'''Andy''': You're gonna have to go back to the bank, and tell them that the slime ranch they gave us a small business loan for has collapsed.\\
'''Jane''': "What's that? You didn't make the walls high enough?"\\
'''Andy''': "What's that? You let a slime eat all your chickens? That's like Slime Ranching 101, guys."
** Jane trying to placate the Tarrs by throwing Tabby Slimes at them.
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** When Luke encounters [[spoiler:the Brain of Mensis]], the horrified expression he bears for several seconds is almost comical.
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** Once Luke discovers that Vileblood Hunter Alfred is not ''quite'' as rational as he had hoped:
--->'''Luke:''' Walking away quietly...(whistles nervously)
--->'''Luke:''' Walking away quietly...(whistles nervously)
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'''Luke:''' What do we tell the God of Death? I'm busy today! Washing my hair!hair!\\
'''Luke:''' What do we say to the God of Death? Poke you with an axe!
'''Luke:''' What do we say to the God of Death? Poke you with an axe!
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--->'''Luke:''' What do we tell the God of Death? No thank you, please, sir!sir!\\
'''Luke:''' What do we tell the God of Death? I'm busy today! Washing my hair!
'''Luke:''' What do we tell the God of Death? I'm busy today! Washing my hair!
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** Luke's first sight of a Slime Scholar.
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** Luke showing off his pipes during the Cainhurst stream, with things like his improvised "hello everything in ''Bloodborne''" ditty or his haunted-castle rework of [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast "Be Our Guest"]].
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** Luke enjoys the game, but has Issues with the setting, to the point where the word "horrible" pops up like twenty times a stream.
--->'''Luke:''' [[SarcasmMode "What I like most about ''Bloodborne'' is the strange beauty of the world of Yharnam."]] It's an ''on-fire horse'', people! This world is horrible.
--->'''Luke:''' [[SarcasmMode "What I like most about ''Bloodborne'' is the strange beauty of the world of Yharnam."]] It's an ''on-fire horse'', people! This world is horrible.
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* ''Mario Odyssey Livestream'': A commenter asks the team what their favourite ''Franchise/LegendOfZelda'' game (besides ''Breath of the Wild'') is. It turns out that certain members have very strong opinions on the subject:
-->'''Mike:''' ''Link to the Past'' is best, surely?\\
'''Luke:''' No, Mike!\\
'''Mike:''' ''Link to the Past'', though!\\
'''Luke:''' Mike, come on!\\
'''Mike:''' ''Link to the Past''!\\
'''Andy:''' No.\\
'''Luke:''' Be serious.\\
'''Mike:''' ''[Intense]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis LINK. TO THE PAST.]]'''''\\
''[There is much giggling by this point]''\\
'''Andy:''' Stop saying ''Link to the Past''! It's not ''Link to the Past''!\\
'''Jane:''' I got four words for you, Andy!\\
'''Jane''' and '''Luke:''' ''Link... To... The...'' pa...\\
'''Luke:''' What were we talking about?
-->'''Mike:''' ''Link to the Past'' is best, surely?\\
'''Luke:''' No, Mike!\\
'''Mike:''' ''Link to the Past'', though!\\
'''Luke:''' Mike, come on!\\
'''Mike:''' ''Link to the Past''!\\
'''Andy:''' No.\\
'''Luke:''' Be serious.\\
'''Mike:''' ''[Intense]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis LINK. TO THE PAST.]]'''''\\
''[There is much giggling by this point]''\\
'''Andy:''' Stop saying ''Link to the Past''! It's not ''Link to the Past''!\\
'''Jane:''' I got four words for you, Andy!\\
'''Jane''' and '''Luke:''' ''Link... To... The...'' pa...\\
'''Luke:''' What were we talking about?
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* Prison Break:
** Jane briefly singing the [[Film/ReservoirDogs tune]] while they all walk out of the apartment.
** Mike and Jane pointing out their cars of choice were not exactly subtle:
-->'''Mike''': In our super-conspicuous supercars. Definitely not doing a heist...
-->'''Jane''': ''(Laughs)'', well, did we not source some more anonymous cars for this heist?
-->'''Mike''': No.
** Jane continues and says that the only thing that would make it ''more'' conspicuous would be a carnival float saying "we are heisting".
** Andy; The Jazz Heister.
** Mike and Jane running across the road and being run over.
** Their contractor looking like an old Creator/BenedictCumberbatch, which Andy ignores as [[SkewedPriorities he has a bullet wound direct in the middle of his chest.]]
** Mike and Janes' name on the police uniform is "Officer Police", which the two immediately make fun of.
** Andy and the intern; "Satans PR Guy" being caught in a bullet storm with the police, while Jane is advising Mike to "be cool, don't punch anyone".
** "Satans PR Guy" dressing up in full [=SWAT=] uniform.
** Mike namedrops Film/ReservoirDogs after they all leave the apartment for the heist for the final time in black suits and sunglasses.
** Jane and Andy roleplaying as a prisoner and guard respectively:
-->'''Andy''': Hey, no fidgeting back there
-->'''Jane''': Up yours!
-->'''Andy''': well, that's a day in the hole for you.
-->'''Jane''': Not solitary screw, I mean, officer screw.
-->'''Andy''': That's two days int he hole! Do you wanna add to the tally, go ahead!
** Andy speaking in [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels broken english]] while being a guard accessing the prison.
** Andy shouting "Sucker!", [[VerbalBackspace immediately realised what he just said,]] and says "sucker" really quietly.
** The plan goes horribly wrong when Andy doesn't stop where he needed to.
** Jane saying that getting shot in the chest is bad when you have no bullet proof vest on.
** The fact Mike has yet to do anything wrong.
** "For glorious victory!...and 80,000 dollars!"
** Jane briefly singing the [[Film/ReservoirDogs tune]] while they all walk out of the apartment.
** Mike and Jane pointing out their cars of choice were not exactly subtle:
-->'''Mike''': In our super-conspicuous supercars. Definitely not doing a heist...
-->'''Jane''': ''(Laughs)'', well, did we not source some more anonymous cars for this heist?
-->'''Mike''': No.
** Jane continues and says that the only thing that would make it ''more'' conspicuous would be a carnival float saying "we are heisting".
** Andy; The Jazz Heister.
** Mike and Jane running across the road and being run over.
** Their contractor looking like an old Creator/BenedictCumberbatch, which Andy ignores as [[SkewedPriorities he has a bullet wound direct in the middle of his chest.]]
** Mike and Janes' name on the police uniform is "Officer Police", which the two immediately make fun of.
** Andy and the intern; "Satans PR Guy" being caught in a bullet storm with the police, while Jane is advising Mike to "be cool, don't punch anyone".
** "Satans PR Guy" dressing up in full [=SWAT=] uniform.
** Mike namedrops Film/ReservoirDogs after they all leave the apartment for the heist for the final time in black suits and sunglasses.
** Jane and Andy roleplaying as a prisoner and guard respectively:
-->'''Andy''': Hey, no fidgeting back there
-->'''Jane''': Up yours!
-->'''Andy''': well, that's a day in the hole for you.
-->'''Jane''': Not solitary screw, I mean, officer screw.
-->'''Andy''': That's two days int he hole! Do you wanna add to the tally, go ahead!
** Andy speaking in [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels broken english]] while being a guard accessing the prison.
** Andy shouting "Sucker!", [[VerbalBackspace immediately realised what he just said,]] and says "sucker" really quietly.
** The plan goes horribly wrong when Andy doesn't stop where he needed to.
** Jane saying that getting shot in the chest is bad when you have no bullet proof vest on.
** The fact Mike has yet to do anything wrong.
** "For glorious victory!...and 80,000 dollars!"
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-->'''Mike''': The veetol thing didn't work!
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-->'''Mike''': Theveetol [=VTOL=] thing didn't work!
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-->'''Andy''': That is basically what happened to goose, yeah.
-->'''Andy''': That is basically what happened to goose, yeah.
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-->'''Mike''': [[Film/TopGun That's what happened to goose Goose isn't it?
it?]]
-->'''Andy''': That is basically what happened togoose, Goose, yeah.
-->'''Andy''': That is basically what happened to
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* ''Humane Labs:''
* '''Part one:'''
** The crew pointing out how they're all mute in the cutscenes, and joke about how they all communicate telepathically.
* '''Part Two:'''
** The many times the intern "Exonebular" screws up, and inevitably gets them all killed.
** Mike keeps calling their contractor; "Agent 14", ''Creator/BenedictCumberbatch'', despite Agent 14 looking almost nothing like him.
* '''Part Three:'''
** Mike and Andy get briefly distracted by Los Santos when they're in the boat:
-->'''Andy:''' Oh, sorry Jane, I was just appreciating the beauty of nature.
** Jane suggests ''some'' stealth on the Hangar, when a GilliganCut happens to Jane firing on people who spotted her.
** Jane makes the realisation that planes are actually quite hard to drive:
-->'''Jane''': It doesn't drive like a car at all!
** Andy singing [[Music/KennyLoggins Danger Zone]] while flying the fighter jet.
-->'''Andy''': It's a bit too dangerous in the danger zone.
** Mike crashing the jet:
-->'''Mike''': Bollocks!
-->'''Andy''': No, what happened?
-->'''Mike''': I was trying to land!
-->'''Jane''': Oh boy
-->'''Mike''': ...and it didn't work.
-->'''Andy''': What do you mean it didn't work!? It's a veetol!
-->'''Mike''': The veetol thing didn't work!
-->'''Mike''': Bugger, sorry!
** Jane manages to crash the fighter jet ''on the carrier.''
** Jane managed to accidentally bail out of her plane and somehow managed to hit her plane on the way down.
-->'''Jane''': Oh no! I bailed out. But..hit my..plane on the way down...
-->'''Mike''': Oh..that's-
-->'''Andy''': -You hit your plane on the way down! ''(laughs maniacally)''
-->'''Mike''': That's what happened to goose isn't it?
-->'''Andy''': That is basically what happened to goose, yeah.
** Jane then makes the decision to ''not'' fly a plane while Mike attempts to land the Hydra.
** Jane attempting to take off in a fighter jet in front of Mike:
-->'''Jane''': The eagle is away...uh, no wait it's not!, it's back on the deck! The eagle is down...the eagle is up!
-->'''Jane''': Oh no! I bailed out. But..hit my..plane on the way down...
** Mike and Andy doing plane steward impressions while landing the Hydra.
* '''Part four:'''
** Jane saying [[BlatantLies "It's all fine"]] multiple times to motivate her through the heist.
** Mike and Andy have a brief kerfuffle on what the plan should be to get the helicopter:
-->'''Andy''': Mike, what were you doing at the helicopter, the plan was to move up slowly, we're taking it sensibly.
-->'''Mike''': ....[[LittleNo No.]]
-->'''Andy''': ''(starts laughing)''... er, No. Ok, good counter-plan.
** The crew taking out Helicopters with surprising efficiency, with Mike exclaiming [[NotCompletelyUseless "We've found something we're good at guys!"]]
** Andy shooting at the Vinewood sign, and Mike being shocked by it:
-->'''Mike''': You can't shoot at it, it's a national treasure.
-->'''Andy''': ''(starts shooting)'' This is a satire on the movie industry, is what i'm doing right now...it's a piece of performance art.
* Janes' observation for when the crew deliver the helicopter:
-->'''Jane''': I look insanely paranoid, everyone else is in suits, and i'm in 4 inches of plate armor.
* Andy's BondOneLiner at the end of the video:
-->'''Andy''': Alright, I think we're ready to heist...
* '''Part five:'''
** The title of the video really says a lot about the crew when it says '''"UH OH, STEALTH"''' in all-caps. It's actually a RedHerring, as they all complete the mission very stealthily.
** Mike and Andy musing about the ComplexityAddiction of Agent 14 when he sets up heists, with Andy saying that if Film/OceansEleven just showed the crew going in, getting the goods, then going on again, then it wouldn't be as exciting.
** Jane is now entering "Stab City".
-->'''Andy''': That sounds like something you shout at someone while stabbing them. ''Welcome to Stab City, stab, stab, stab! Population: You.''
** Janes' SkewedPriorities when delivering the [=EMP=]:
-->'''Jane''': Alright, who brought snacks?
** Mike noting the [=EMP=] looks like a rave party the back of their truck.
** Mike and Andy doing synchronized sniper shots, which leads onto Andy and Jane doing synchronized shots to make a surprisingly efficient team. They notably ''do not break stealth at all'' during the mission.
** Mike realizing Andy's point about Agent 14's ComplexityAddiction, and notes that they have to go there ''anyway'', why not heist the place? Janes' response?
-->'''Jane''': Union Rules
-->'''Mike''': The Heisting union disallows it.
* '''Part Six''':
** Mike's DynamicEntry into the video, which has him crash into Janes' car, which prompts the other two to say Hi to Mike.
** Mike using his moped to get to Humane Labs, which as he notes, can't go up hills very well.
-->'''Andy''': To be fair, they won't be expecting someone to turn up on a Moped, so..
-->'''Mike''': Yeah.
-->'''Andy''': (sounding confused) The element of surprise?...will be in your favour?..I guess?
-->'''Mike''': Certainly not one with a zebra-print seat.
** Mike losing one of their team lives by crashing a requested car, which Andy isn't happy about.
** This exchange:
-->'''Mike''': What if I run over Benedict Cumberbatch?
-->'''Andy''': Don't run over Benedict Cumberbatch. He's got so many performances to give
-->'''Mike''': I wonder if it's an insta-fail?
** Jane exclaiming "We're going to heist the moon!" in response to a waypoint ring in the sky.
** Jane ''also'' picking up on 14's ComplexityAddiction:
-->'''Jane''': Why do we have to parachute in? We can in a car last time?
-->'''Mike''': Because it's cooler Jane! It's cooler, much cooler.
-->'''Jane''': It's not if you have to scrape my face off of the car park.
-->'''Mike''': It's the RuleOfCool.
** Jane and Andy getting the controls wrong when opening the lab with two keycard swipes, which garners this response.
-->'''Jane''': That was the trickiest part of the entire heist!
-->'''Mike''': That's because you're not up here trying to be blown up by helicopters!
** Andy shouting out Janes' cool kick of a chair, hacking and general coolness in the cutscene.
** Andy forgetting to equip his rebreather, dying which leaves him quite puzzled.
** Jane equipping a knife when activating her rebreather, which she flails around while swimming.
-->'''Jane''': I'm swimming with a knife!
-->'''Mike''': Well, if a shark attacks, then you'll be prepared.
** Mike and Andy ask Jane to "Ignore the fire" coming out of the helicopter.
** The crew get quite confused by the grenade they get given, until the cutscene plays out, and Mike throws it at the helicopter, which leads to an UnflinchingWalk, and Andy declaring that "we're cool".
* ''The Doomsday Heist'':
* '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
* '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
[[/folder]]
* ''Humane Labs:''
* '''Part one:'''
** The crew pointing out how they're all mute in the cutscenes, and joke about how they all communicate telepathically.
* '''Part Two:'''
** The many times the intern "Exonebular" screws up, and inevitably gets them all killed.
** Mike keeps calling their contractor; "Agent 14", ''Creator/BenedictCumberbatch'', despite Agent 14 looking almost nothing like him.
* '''Part Three:'''
** Mike and Andy get briefly distracted by Los Santos when they're in the boat:
-->'''Andy:''' Oh, sorry Jane, I was just appreciating the beauty of nature.
** Jane suggests ''some'' stealth on the Hangar, when a GilliganCut happens to Jane firing on people who spotted her.
** Jane makes the realisation that planes are actually quite hard to drive:
-->'''Jane''': It doesn't drive like a car at all!
** Andy singing [[Music/KennyLoggins Danger Zone]] while flying the fighter jet.
-->'''Andy''': It's a bit too dangerous in the danger zone.
** Mike crashing the jet:
-->'''Mike''': Bollocks!
-->'''Andy''': No, what happened?
-->'''Mike''': I was trying to land!
-->'''Jane''': Oh boy
-->'''Mike''': ...and it didn't work.
-->'''Andy''': What do you mean it didn't work!? It's a veetol!
-->'''Mike''': The veetol thing didn't work!
-->'''Mike''': Bugger, sorry!
** Jane manages to crash the fighter jet ''on the carrier.''
** Jane managed to accidentally bail out of her plane and somehow managed to hit her plane on the way down.
-->'''Jane''': Oh no! I bailed out. But..hit my..plane on the way down...
-->'''Mike''': Oh..that's-
-->'''Andy''': -You hit your plane on the way down! ''(laughs maniacally)''
-->'''Mike''': That's what happened to goose isn't it?
-->'''Andy''': That is basically what happened to goose, yeah.
** Jane then makes the decision to ''not'' fly a plane while Mike attempts to land the Hydra.
** Jane attempting to take off in a fighter jet in front of Mike:
-->'''Jane''': The eagle is away...uh, no wait it's not!, it's back on the deck! The eagle is down...the eagle is up!
-->'''Jane''': Oh no! I bailed out. But..hit my..plane on the way down...
** Mike and Andy doing plane steward impressions while landing the Hydra.
* '''Part four:'''
** Jane saying [[BlatantLies "It's all fine"]] multiple times to motivate her through the heist.
** Mike and Andy have a brief kerfuffle on what the plan should be to get the helicopter:
-->'''Andy''': Mike, what were you doing at the helicopter, the plan was to move up slowly, we're taking it sensibly.
-->'''Mike''': ....[[LittleNo No.]]
-->'''Andy''': ''(starts laughing)''... er, No. Ok, good counter-plan.
** The crew taking out Helicopters with surprising efficiency, with Mike exclaiming [[NotCompletelyUseless "We've found something we're good at guys!"]]
** Andy shooting at the Vinewood sign, and Mike being shocked by it:
-->'''Mike''': You can't shoot at it, it's a national treasure.
-->'''Andy''': ''(starts shooting)'' This is a satire on the movie industry, is what i'm doing right now...it's a piece of performance art.
* Janes' observation for when the crew deliver the helicopter:
-->'''Jane''': I look insanely paranoid, everyone else is in suits, and i'm in 4 inches of plate armor.
* Andy's BondOneLiner at the end of the video:
-->'''Andy''': Alright, I think we're ready to heist...
* '''Part five:'''
** The title of the video really says a lot about the crew when it says '''"UH OH, STEALTH"''' in all-caps. It's actually a RedHerring, as they all complete the mission very stealthily.
** Mike and Andy musing about the ComplexityAddiction of Agent 14 when he sets up heists, with Andy saying that if Film/OceansEleven just showed the crew going in, getting the goods, then going on again, then it wouldn't be as exciting.
** Jane is now entering "Stab City".
-->'''Andy''': That sounds like something you shout at someone while stabbing them. ''Welcome to Stab City, stab, stab, stab! Population: You.''
** Janes' SkewedPriorities when delivering the [=EMP=]:
-->'''Jane''': Alright, who brought snacks?
** Mike noting the [=EMP=] looks like a rave party the back of their truck.
** Mike and Andy doing synchronized sniper shots, which leads onto Andy and Jane doing synchronized shots to make a surprisingly efficient team. They notably ''do not break stealth at all'' during the mission.
** Mike realizing Andy's point about Agent 14's ComplexityAddiction, and notes that they have to go there ''anyway'', why not heist the place? Janes' response?
-->'''Jane''': Union Rules
-->'''Mike''': The Heisting union disallows it.
* '''Part Six''':
** Mike's DynamicEntry into the video, which has him crash into Janes' car, which prompts the other two to say Hi to Mike.
** Mike using his moped to get to Humane Labs, which as he notes, can't go up hills very well.
-->'''Andy''': To be fair, they won't be expecting someone to turn up on a Moped, so..
-->'''Mike''': Yeah.
-->'''Andy''': (sounding confused) The element of surprise?...will be in your favour?..I guess?
-->'''Mike''': Certainly not one with a zebra-print seat.
** Mike losing one of their team lives by crashing a requested car, which Andy isn't happy about.
** This exchange:
-->'''Mike''': What if I run over Benedict Cumberbatch?
-->'''Andy''': Don't run over Benedict Cumberbatch. He's got so many performances to give
-->'''Mike''': I wonder if it's an insta-fail?
** Jane exclaiming "We're going to heist the moon!" in response to a waypoint ring in the sky.
** Jane ''also'' picking up on 14's ComplexityAddiction:
-->'''Jane''': Why do we have to parachute in? We can in a car last time?
-->'''Mike''': Because it's cooler Jane! It's cooler, much cooler.
-->'''Jane''': It's not if you have to scrape my face off of the car park.
-->'''Mike''': It's the RuleOfCool.
** Jane and Andy getting the controls wrong when opening the lab with two keycard swipes, which garners this response.
-->'''Jane''': That was the trickiest part of the entire heist!
-->'''Mike''': That's because you're not up here trying to be blown up by helicopters!
** Andy shouting out Janes' cool kick of a chair, hacking and general coolness in the cutscene.
** Andy forgetting to equip his rebreather, dying which leaves him quite puzzled.
** Jane equipping a knife when activating her rebreather, which she flails around while swimming.
-->'''Jane''': I'm swimming with a knife!
-->'''Mike''': Well, if a shark attacks, then you'll be prepared.
** Mike and Andy ask Jane to "Ignore the fire" coming out of the helicopter.
** The crew get quite confused by the grenade they get given, until the cutscene plays out, and Mike throws it at the helicopter, which leads to an UnflinchingWalk, and Andy declaring that "we're cool".
* ''The Doomsday Heist'':
* '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
* '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
[[/folder]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Let's Play - GTA V Heists]]
''Humane Labs:''
** The crew pointing out how they're all mute in cutscenes, and joke about how the communicate telepathically.
** The many times the intern "Exonebular" screws up, and inevitably gets them all killed.
** Mike and Andy get briefly distracted by Los Santos when they're in the boat:
-->'''Andy:''' Oh, sorry Jane, I was just appreciating the beauty of nature.
** Jane suggests ''some'' stealth on the Hangar, when a GilliganCut happens to Jane firing on people who spotted her.
* ''The Doomsday Heist'':
** '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
*** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
** '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
[[folder:Let's Play - GTA V Heists]]
''Humane Labs:''
** The crew pointing out how they're all mute in cutscenes, and joke about how the communicate telepathically.
** The many times the intern "Exonebular" screws up, and inevitably gets them all killed.
** Mike and Andy get briefly distracted by Los Santos when they're in the boat:
-->'''Andy:''' Oh, sorry Jane, I was just appreciating the beauty of nature.
** Jane suggests ''some'' stealth on the Hangar, when a GilliganCut happens to Jane firing on people who spotted her.
* ''The Doomsday Heist'':
** '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
*** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
** '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
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* ''GTA Online Doomsday Heist'':
** '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
*** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
** '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
** '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
*** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
** '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
to:
** '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
*** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
** '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
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[[folder:Let's Play - GTA V Heists]]
''Humane Labs:''
** The crew pointing out how they're all mute in cutscenes, and joke about how the communicate telepathically.
** The many times the intern "Exonebular" screws up, and inevitably gets them all killed.
** Mike and Andy get briefly distracted by Los Santos when they're in the boat:
-->'''Andy:''' Oh, sorry Jane, I was just appreciating the beauty of nature.
** Jane suggests ''some'' stealth on the Hangar, when a GilliganCut happens to Jane firing on people who spotted her.
* ''The Doomsday Heist'':
** '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
*** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
** '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
[[folder:Let's Play - GTA V Heists]]
''Humane Labs:''
** The crew pointing out how they're all mute in cutscenes, and joke about how the communicate telepathically.
** The many times the intern "Exonebular" screws up, and inevitably gets them all killed.
** Mike and Andy get briefly distracted by Los Santos when they're in the boat:
-->'''Andy:''' Oh, sorry Jane, I was just appreciating the beauty of nature.
** Jane suggests ''some'' stealth on the Hangar, when a GilliganCut happens to Jane firing on people who spotted her.
* ''The Doomsday Heist'':
** '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
*** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
** '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
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* For moments found in the Oxventure Dungeons & Dragons adventures, go [[Funny/{{Oxventure}} here]]
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[[folder:Let's Plays]]
* ''Let's Play Dating Sims on XBOX Live'':
** The group reaction to ''Don't Die Dateless, Dummy'', which is just a bit messed-up when it comes to women.
-->'''Jane:''' I can't help but feel this is a window into the writer's mind. A terrifying window.
** Upon discovering that ''Virtual Attraction'' is technically titled ''Virtual Attraction '''1''''', apparently in expectation of a sequel:
-->'''Andy:''' ... They're confident.
** As well as diving deep into the UncannyValley, ''Virtual Attraction'' has, again, some weird ideas about women.
-->'''Mike:''' Is this just a negging simulator?\\
'''Jane:''' Yeah, this is "The Game: The Game".
** When the UncannyValley makes another appearance in ''Who's Gonna Get The Girl'', Mike and Andy can be seen visibly cringing away from the screen.
-->'''Mike:''' MY EYES!
** ''Everything'' about the ''[[OverlyLongTitle Old Spice: The Secret To The Perfect Pickup Line]]'' segment, but especially them continually and accidentally flubbing the pickup lines (even with the deodorant powerup activated[[note]]which both slows down the options wheel, ''and'' highlights the correct answer whilst blacking out all the others[[/note]]), leading to things like:
-->"Was that an earthquake, or did you just [pwn] my world?"
-->"Hi, I suffer from [headaches], do you come here often?"
-->"My [anger] for you is like the ocean, never ending."
-->"If [ice panther] was time, you'd be [a goat]."
** The conclusion.
-->'''Jane:''' We hope you've learned something. We certainly have.\\
'''Andy:''' I've learned not to play romantic indie games.\\
'''Mike:''' (cheerful sarcasm) [[SpoofAesop And I've learned women are subhuman!]]\\
([[{{Corpsing}} Everyone cracks up]])
* ''Let's Play PT:''
** Andy referring to the ghost as a "spookington". This somehow fails to reduce the fear.
** The whole sequence with the bathroom.
-->'''Jane:''' I hope you don't need the bathroom.\\
'''Andy:''' [[BringMyBrownPants I do now!]]
** Ellen arrives in the middle of an unnerving sequence involving what appears to be a screaming fetus, giving Jane and Andy simultaneous heart attacks. Said foetus is dubbed "Feety the PT Foetus", and even gets its own theme song.
*** Even better: a subsequent list video reveals that Jane had in fact arranged this prank, having texted Ellen to bang on the door on her arrival
** "I'm beatboxing in fear!"
** Mike dubs the repetitive setting, consisting of running through the same few corridors with creepy as hell tweaks, "the sequel to ''Film/GroundhogDay'' that nobody wanted".
** Repeatedly applying "the classic horror strategy of moonwalking" because they're worried the ghost will be there if they turn around.
** Upon discovering something in the pause screen, they come up with other possible locations, including the media bar and ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain''.
** The ShoutOut density increases sharply as they become increasingly unnerved.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie "Everything is eyeballllls...everything is eyeballs when you're being-murdered-by-ghosts..."]]
** "Stop degaussing my screen, you monster!"
* ''Let's Play [[VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront Battlefront Death Star DLC]]:''
** Jane plays chicken with ''Slave I'' and loses.
-->'''Andy:''' "''Slave I'' In My Face: The Jane Douglas Story." Title of your autobiography.
** Jane dubs herself "Rando Rebel #17."
-->'''Mike:''' [[{{Pun}} Rando Calrissian.]]
** Andy Farrant, A-Wing hipster.
-->'''Mike:''' I'm gonna stick with the X-Wing, it's cool and its wings go up and down.\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah, all right, if you wanna be ''mainstream'', Mike. I like this little fighter, it's called the A-Wing, bit obscure, hasn't made it to Tatooine - whatever backwater you're from...
** Andy tempts fate:
-->"Easy pickings!" (crashes into TIE fighter, loses most of his health)
** The team concludes that they're recovering R2-D2 from the Death Star because [[Film/TheForceAwakens he has the map to where Mark Hamill is hiding out]] - Los Angeles.
** Jane finds an R4 and wonders if they could just roll it back to the Rebel base and pretend it's R2.
** Motivation can be very important.
-->'''Mike:''' (Han) is there for the glory, I think.\\
'''Jane:''' He's there for the smooches!\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah, the princess, and the treasure.\\
'''Jane:''' Why aren't ''we'' in it for the princess and the treasure?\\
'''Mike:''' We're in it for the modest paycheque.\\
'''Jane:''' Getting shot at, yeah.
** Jane is killed by someone with [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic "Revan"]] in their handle:
-->''Wrong game, idiot!''
** "Mike, this is a dustbin. You've brought back a dustbin."
** With R2 inches from extraction and time nearly up, they propose getting him onboard the transport by throwing him.
** At the start of the third phase, Jane and Mike are assigned for the trench run. Within seconds, Mike gets shot down but before Andy could even finish berating him, Jane gets killed too.
* ''VideoGame/FarCry4'' Tuk-Tuk Ski Jump Challenge: The team experiences a minor mathematical issue when Jane scores a total of six points in three runs:
-->'''Mike:''' On top of your four...\\
[*THREE]\\
'''Mike:''' So seven altogether...\\
[*NO IT ISN'T]\\
'''Mike:''' Oh my god. Tiebreak situation.\\
[(WE ARE BAD AT COUNTING)]]
* ''Let's Play Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes''
** When describing the symbols on the keypad of a bomb, for one of them Ellen is unable to provide any further description than "half a hashtag"[[note]]For what it's worth, it appears to be a variation on a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samekh Samekh]][[/note]].
-->'''Mike:''' You are such a millennial!
** The fact that the three ButtMonkey of the show were given the task of defusing bombs hadn't escaped the viewers' notice
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'':
** The hosts talking about how annoyed Marston must be by the two women behind him on the train talking about the future:
-->'''Andy:''' He's like, I wish I hadn't had Redemption, or I'd shoot these two...\\
'''Jane:''' "I'll have to start redeeming myself all over again..."
** The hosts waste no time riffing and mocking John Marston's approach to Bill Williamson's stronghold. Namely just walking up to the gate only to be shot at.
** Them naming Marston's horse [[Creator/OrsonWelles Horson Welles]], and later they find a dog and name him [[Creator/DouglasAdams Doglas Adams]].
** Prior to the raid on Fort Mercer, Andy changes John Marston's clothing into a new, smarter costume, leading to this:
-->'''Mike:''' Are you wearing jeans and a jacket?\\
'''Andy:''' ''[Snappish]'' Yes! What's... wrong with that? It's a... good look.\\
'''Mike:''' Just sort of... a bit [[Series/TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]].\\
'''Andy:''' ''No it isn't.''\\
'''Mike:''' ''[Chuckling]'' [[{{Troll}} I know exactly how to wind Andy up.]]
** Just before resolving the final "American Appetites" mission, an NPC begins to challenge Andy to one of the in-game duels by demanding to see how fast a draw he is. Andy plugs the guy ''before he's even finished speaking'', causing all the other {{Non Player Character}}s around to start panicking.
-->'''Mike:''' Andy!\\
'''Andy:''' What? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He wanted to see how fast I was.]]\\
'''Mike:''' [[{{Angrish}} That, I, unn]] -- within ''the bounds of a regulated duel'', probably.\\
'''Andy:''' ''Ohhhh''. Alright, well, let me just pay off this witness.
* ''VideoGame/YookaLaylee Gameplay'':
-->[[AC:Now to see team OX's platforming prowess]]\\
[[AC:[[SelfDeprecation Fun fact: We have none]]]]
* ''VideoGame/CitiesSkylines'':
** All the jokes about their dystopian rule over [[{{Egopolis}} Oxboxford]].
-->'''Jane:''' We hope we can count on your vote in the re-elections! Just kidding. There'll be no elections.\\
'''Andy:''' It's always something. We want power, we want water, we want to not be murdered by your secret police.\\
'''Jane:''' Can't we just ship in water from a less corrupt city? All right, you want water, have some water. Sarcastic amounts of water.\\
'''Andy:''' Why can't we have, like, an [[Film/MadMaxFuryRoad Immortan Joe]] deal, where we just dump it all on their heads once a day?\\
'''Andy:''' [The city's electricity is] powering all the street lights on our giant vanity road!\\
'''Mike:''' Put the tourism district next to the nuclear power plant!\\
'''Andy:''' (On a tweet complaining about how long the fire department took to rescue a cat) Who do you think gave her those trees? Us! You're welcome!\\
'''Jane:''' Lots of skyscrapers! Make it an affront unto the Lord!\\
'''Mike:''' Did they not learn the lesson from when we bulldozed the last guys?\\
'''Jane:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability Shut up, it's a utopia.]]\\
'''Andy:''' Call [the hospital]...[[CallBack Dr Andy's Horrortorium]].\\
'''Jane:''' Can't they just burn some corpses for power?\\
'''Mike:''' (cheerfully) A nice, big, smelly landfill!\\
'''Jane:''' (on a positive tweet) You may continue living in my utopia.\\
'''Jane:''' Why is this a crime hotspot?\\
'''Andy:''' [[MurderIsTheBestSolution Destroy the house!]]\\
'''Jane:''' Nice little smiley tweet. Shall we find her? ...And end her?
** Jane takes a moment to apologise to [[SelfDeprecation anyone who's actually good at Cities: Skylines]].
** Mike refers to the sewage crisis as "[=#DyingOfDysentery=]".
-->'''Mike:''' Are we [[{{Squick}} picking up water from where we're dumping filthy water?]]\\
'''Jane:''' ...Maybe?
** Law enforcement, OX style:
-->'''Jane:''' Stop happening, crime!
** When they demolish a few houses due to the sewage crisis, they're sent a tweet in-game expressing distaste. [[YouHaveFailedMe Naturally, Andy wonders which house belongs to the tweeter.]]
** Placing some new residential land:
-->'''Jane:''' Who wouldn't want to live here? Next to the beach, restaurants, volleyball courts...\\
'''Mike:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Sewage pipe]]...
** The airport is dubbed the "OXBOX DANGER ZONE".
** The team naming buildings after themselves is a succession of BlackComedy. The Jane Douglas Institute is banal enough unless one remembers its [[MadScientist namesake]]. Then the Oxboxford hospital is named "[[MadDoctor Dr Andy's Horrortorium]]". And finally a crematorium simply named ..."Mike's Grill"
** The team follows an ambulance transporting a patient when a black sedan pulls up behind the ambulance. They immediately assume it's a hearse from Mike's crematorium, commenting it isn't a good omen for the patient.
** Needless to say, when they have a go on the [=PS4=] version Luke and Ellen prove to have [[SarcasmMode similarly impressive]] town-planning skills. To illustrate, at one point their town of “Oxtralia” somehow manages to be flooded and on fire ''at the same time''.
* ''Franchise/StarTrek Bridge Crew'':
** They identify themselves on the VR by screwing around, doing the YMCA, and playing various "air instruments" including guitar, double bass, and flute.
-->'''Mike:''' We're all gonna die. I'm crying inside my VR headset.
** When they receive a mission to ensure a transport isn't smuggling invasive species, Luke refers to it as "space koalas getting in the vents".
** Andy views torpedoes as TheAllSolvingHammer, including attempting to shoot them at the message from an admiral telling you that you've completed the Kobayashi Maru.
** Ellen pretends to be pressing controls in order to look busy.
** Instead of "[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Make it so]]", the USS Oxbox captain's command is "Punch it!"
** Rescuing people from a damaged ship:
-->'''Luke:''' Bring them aboard. And set phasers to fun!\\
'''Mike:''' You promised you wouldn't say it!
** They go to red alert at one point just to see what it's like. And another time because [[InventionalWisdom the "receive transmission" and "red alert" buttons are right next to each other]].
** Tech support in space:
-->'''Luke:''' Turn their engines off and on again.[[note]]It works.[[/note]]
** Whenever anything goes wrong, everyone starts yelling and panicking.
** Luke's LineInTheSand speech needs a little work.
-->''If anyone's not entirely comfortable with this...[[ThrownOutTheAirlock go out the airlock or something]], I don't really care.''\\
[later] ''It'll be seen as an act of war, but I assume we're all cool with that.''
** The end of part 1:
-->'''Luke:''' Well guys, we started a war ''and'' we didn't rescue hardly anyone.\\
'''Andy:''' Hooray!\\
'''Ellen:''' Yaaaay.\\
'''Mike:''' Set a course for the pub!
** The caption for Part 2 mentions that it has Jane as captain of the Enterprise, and then asks a pertinent question: "Wait, why is everything on fire?"
** Jane's first order as captain is to "make some noise for 1966!"
-->''It's like that weird dream where I'm Creator/WilliamShatner!''
** The Enterprise is [[BlatantLies in safe hands]], with the ship taking damage ''before the mission even began''.
** It takes them several minutes to figure out how to go to warp.
** There's a lot of complaining about mid-20th-century starship design, including comparisons of the buttons to Jolly Ranchers, the scanners to graph paper and so on.
** After they destroy a Klingon ship, Jane issues high-fives. This resembles an awkward slap fight more than anything. This happens twice.
** Chief Engineer Ellen describes the damage done as "holes and burned bits".
** Mike concludes that the criminal the mining ship is escorting is Khan. Andy immediately does the yell.
** Jane knows her military terminology.
-->'''Jane:''' Shoot the stuffing out of them!\\
...\\
'''Mike:''' [[RammingAlwaysWorks Can we ram them?]]\\
'''Jane:''' No, we're going to torpedo the heck out of them.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUlPLyduHeA&t=1099s KIPPERS, MASTER OF MAGIC]]:
** First [[CatFolk Kippers]] attempts to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUlPLyduHeA&t=1099s#t=11m43s take over Whiterun with an army of giant mudcrabs]], with Luke and Ellen singing the ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' theme in the background...
*** ...but then gets arrested by a Whiterun guard for killing a chicken with [[Literature/HarryPotter Avada Kedavra]] earlier. Luke and Ellen opt to have Kippers submit and go to jail.
-->'''Ellen:''' We've got the gold...
-->'''Luke:''' No, take me to jail. Kippers is going to do a mudcrab jailbreak!
-->''(Caption: [[GilliganCut Kippers is not going to do a mudcrab jailbreak]])''
-->''(Caption: [[RealityEnsues Let's find out why getting arrested was a terrible idea]])''
** Kippers' first outing, involving the catnip mod, was also hilarious. At one point they decide to test out the combat-boosting power of catnip against a troll. Problem: catnip speeds up time for everyone but your Khajit when freshly taken.
--->'''Luke:''' Oh no, I made the troll faster! AAAAAAA\\
'''Ellen:''' [dies laughing as Kippers rolls down the mountain in fast forward]
** After they download a few house mods for Skyrim, they visit the first house as Ellen gives a standard realtor pitch. She talks about how [[TemptingFate the place is perfect for wanted criminals to hide from authorities]] as Kippers walks out of his house...to see a Whiterun guard waiting to arrest Kippers. This leads to the longest {{Corpsing}} from Ellen that lasts for several minutes.
* ''VideoGame/LegoCityUndercover'':
** Luke and Ellen singing "Walkin' on Sunshine" very, ''very'' badly in order to avoid a copyright strike.
** When it goes into co-op, they are forced to use some...''nontraditional'' styles in order to compensate for the police car only having one seat.
--->'''Luke:''' (standing on the roof) This is a sustainable plan.
** Ellen gets sidetracked from pursuing the main objective by basketball, while Luke is incredibly charmed by the "whistle and wave badge" control and uses it constantly throughout the mission.
** This bit speaks for itself:
--->'''Luke:''' (standing on top of a tow truck spamming the whistle button) I'm the siren!
** Luke, master detective:
--->'''Luke:''' I think I can tell which truck is you, Ellen. It's the one smashing everything.
** Most of the distractions only work for one player, which Luke finds rather irritating.
** It turns out that the tow truck can tow things.
--->'''Luke:''' (being towed up a hill) We are solving a crime!\\
'''NPC:''' You should get to the Red Cafe as soon as you can, Chase!\\
'''Ellen:''' Yeah, just...one second...doing this first.\\
'''Luke:''' L-3 is the horn. This is the best police work.
** The scene transitions:
--->[[AC:After some faffing about...]]\\
[[AC:After yet more faffing about...]]
** It turns out that neither of them are very good at driving Lego cars.
--->'''Ellen:''' Okay, mine is an open-topped bus now.\\
'''Luke:''' I got my truck stuck in a gate.\\
'''Ellen:''' Aw, you broke our car.
** The not-good-at-driving thing proves especially problematic when they go on a race. At one point they trash each other's cars simultaneously. Another time, Luke jumps into the back of Ellen's commandeered limo in order to cheat.
* ''Mouse Trap'':
** They get ''really dramatic'' about everything, from coming up with backstories to ham-acting towards the end to handing out dramatic emphasis to things like the Crank, the Diver and the "Whirlpool of Death".
** The official Oxbox motto is stated to be "swallow your rage and carry on" when Andy gets really upset about differently coloured components on the box picture.
** This bit:
--->'''Luke:''' The important thing is, we all kept our cool.\\
'''Andy:''' We're just going to have a little clip here of Luke keeping his cool.\\
'''Luke:''' (from twenty seconds previously) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
** Luke declares himself a "dice whisperer" when he successfully reads a die that had fallen under the sofa with his thumb.
** Everything involving "Mouse Tipsy", such as Luke declaring that it is [[Music/SmashMouth "Smash Mouse"]], prompting Andy to attempt to end the video. He attempts to do so again when they start talking about the Mousetrap being a "pipe dream", which Luke, looking at the second-last piece, amends to a "drainpipe dream".
** Andy has certain issues with {{Robinson Goldberg Contraption}}s.
--->''I'm sorry, but if you build a mousetrap like this in your house, you are a SerialKiller.''
** Andy ''also'' gets very irate that the colour of some of the pieces of the Mouse Trap doesn't match the colours that they are on the box.
-->'''Luke:''' Explain yourself, MB Games!\\
'''Andy:''' ''[Pointing at the laughing child on the box]'' Is anyone making that face?! ''[Glowers sullenly into the camera]''
** Deep Game Analysis takes place.
--->'''Andy:''' Sorry, in terms of the lore...the Diver is an actual human being, yes?\\
'''Ellen & Mike:''' Yes.\\
'''Andy:''' Not a statue of a diver.\\
'''Ellen:''' For scale...(holds the Diver and a mouse next to each other)\\
'''Mike:''' That mouse is enormous. I can see why they needed the trap!\\
'''Luke:''' He sort of roughly matches the bath and the lamppost, so think of it as, ''this'' (indicates the machinery) is literal, and everything around the side, and the mice, that's metaphorical. So in fact, [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory the mice could represent people]]...\\
[Everyone cracks up]\\
'''Luke:''' [[MoodWhiplash Is it my turn?]]\\
...\\
'''Andy:''' Sorry, I need to understand this diver. So, he's a human being who is complicit in this trap. Is he...\\
'''Mike:''' He's a minimum wage employee.\\
'''Andy:''' Does he own the house? Is he the person that set it up, and he - \\
'''Mike:''' No, no, no. He's the help.\\
'''Luke:''' He's the butler. It's like (adopts posh accent) 'Jeeves, get into your bathing togs, I wish to construct a deadly maze!'\\
'''Andy:''' There's an ad on Craigslist. 'Open-minded mice'.\\
'''Luke:''' 'Open-minded man wanted to stand in deadly maze'.
** Ellen gets so stressed once the Mousetrap is complete that she actually starts squeaking.
** Andy "announces" his new book of "pro tactics for [[LuckBasedMission Mousetrap]]".
** "I don't know the word for seven!"
** Mousetrap is SeriousBusiness you guys.
--->'''Luke:''' If you roll a five, it's the end for me. And the end for ''Outside Xtra'', because we are NOT working together!
** The first two times Ellen lands on the cheese, all three of the men adopt the ''exact same'' fake EvilBrit accent (a distinct British from their usual one, that is).
--->'''Andy:''' [[ChewingTheScenery Yes, that's right, gorge yourself on the cheeeese...]]
** Luke is nothing if not honest.
--->'''Ellen:''' Five seconds ago you were all like, 'if you kill me that's the end of the channel'...\\
'''Luke:''' Yes, but what's different is, [[HypocriticalHumour that was me]]...
** Ellen ends up landing on the cheese so many times that even the EvilBrit versions of Luke, Mike and Andy get exasperated.
-->'''Luke:''' Ellen, can you leave the cheese alone for just one minute?!\\
'''Andy:''' Do you ''yearn'' for death?
** [[AntiClimax The trap fails on its first use.]] ''Twice'' - once from the crank not working the stop sign properly, once because a component was put on the wrong way around.
--->'''Mike:''' Even though I placed that piece, we're all equally guilty of not spotting it.
** The bad cheese puns. Even Andy "[[LamePunReaction BOOOOOO]]" Farrant takes a turn.
-->'''Luke:''' You should tread very...''Caerphilly''?\\
'''Andy:''' Please, I ''Camembert'' it any more!\\
'''Mike:''' ''Brie'' reasonable!
** "The puns are as delicious as the ''cheeeeeeese''!"
** Eventually, Andy rolls a 5 to land on the Crank while Luke is on the cheese.
--->'''Andy:''' This brings me no joy.\\
'''Mike:''' It brings him a ''lot'' of joy, look at that face.
* ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator'':
** Mike and Andy decide to settle their differences like gentlemen by [[VideoGame/{{Skyrim}} Goat Ro Dah]]-ing each other off the top of a Ferris wheel.
** Andy on the prowl:
--->'''Andy:''' Nice shop, Webers. Be a shame if someone were to RAGDOLL A GOAT...through the window...\\
''[[AntiClimax [Goat gets stuck]]]''\\
I said, ''ragdoll a goat through the'' [goat collapses at the foot of the window] aw, Jesus...\\
I said, ragdoll a...[chuckling] goat through the window...[laughs]
** Oxbox's war on hotels continues!
--->'''Andy:''' I can't wait to read the Tripadvisor reviews. "Nice hotel, bit of a goat problem..."
** Andy discovers that [[YouKillItYouBoughtIt whoever kills]] Music/{{deadmau5}} [[YouKillItYouBoughtIt takes his place!]]
--->'''Andy:''' And in entertainment news today, electronic dance musician deadmau5 died in a tragic goat accident.
** Goat Ro Dah targeting is somewhat unreliable.
--->'''Mike:''' The main person you're Fus-Ro-Dah-ing is me...[is flung off the roof] Oh, there I go. I'll see if I can find deadmau5.
** The entire digression on goats riding bikes.
--->'''Mike:''' I've seen a vision of our harrowing future, and it is [[FauxHorrific a goat winning the Tour de France]].
** Mike finds a dead goat in a swimming pool. This is tragic and poignant for about five seconds, and then Mike gives it a burial at sea. With Fus Ro Dah.
* ''Overcooked'':
** Luke, Ellen, Jane and Andy all team up in the ''Festive Seasoning'' DLC to make a carrot-onion-potato stew. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAmMLUXbhPA&t=12m01s It goes well.]]
--->'''Luke:''' How do you think we did, guys? I'm going to say well? Super well. I've got my Michelin star--''minus 34?!''
--->'''Andy:''' Guys, I think Ellen [just] stabbed me.
* ''VideoGame/{{ARMS}}'' Gameplay:
** Luke is nothing if not honest about their philosophy.
--->''Why did the search ever go beyond the one that has a robot dog?''
** After selecting robotic police officer and pet Byte and Barq, Ellen starts humming the theme to ''Series/TheBill''. They then realise that many of their American viewers won't know what that is, so Luke compares it to ''Series/{{Casualty}}''...which, as Ellen points out, ''has exactly the same problem''.
** The dog is a consistent problem for Luke, who keeps being distracted by it and tries to arrange his punches so they don't hit the dog.
** After Ellen does a victory dance, Luke decides that they should dance off opposite sides of the screen.
* ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeedPayback'':
** An unintentional one: Website/YouTube's algorithms have pegged the video as being about ''VideoGame/{{Burnout}} Takedown'', because the title includes the phrase "BURNOUT TAKEDOWNS!" Might need a little more work on that, [=YouTube=].
** Repeated references to the ''Film/FastAndFurious'' franchise.
** Andy takes the role of Overthinker, questioning things like why they're doing twice the speed limit or why the car they're stealing explodes out of the back of the truck.
** Andy has exactly one way to rate racing games: does it have ''VideoGame/{{Burnout}}'' takedowns? If yes: it is a good racing game.
** When told to take out House enforcers, they speculate briefly on which house: [[Literature/HarryPotter Gryffindor, Slytherin]], [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Lannister, Targaryen]]...
** They run into some barrels:
--->'''Andy:''' Look out for the ExplodingBarrels!\\
'''Mike:''' I didn't know they were exploding!\\
'''Andy:''' Of course! They're ''barrels'' in a ''videogame''. What are they gonna do?\\
'''Mike:''' Good point.
** Mike's focus on the chase is somewhat compromised:
--->'''Andy:''' Stop looking at the renewable energy, you're in the middle of an exciting high-speed chase! ...Slash heist.\\
...\\
'''Mike:''' Look at the tumbleweed! It's so realistic.\\
...\\
'''Mike:''' (after a takedown) Did you see the nice blue brake calipers on that BMW X-6?\\
'''Andy:''' No, of course not, why would I see that? Why would ''anyone'' see that? Why do ''you'' see that, you weirdo?
** A brief duel of bad puns:
--->'''Andy:''' Nice. Nicetrous.\\
'''Mike:''' (after a particularly nasty takedown) Don't flip out, buddy! ...Sorry, that was an Ellen-grade pun.
** Andy does not know cars. At one point, he delivers the word "Koenigsegg" as though he's talking about the egg of a Koenig. He is then somewhat annoyed that it looks less like an egg and more like Franchise/{{Robocop}}.
** In vehicle customisation, Mike attempts to make as ugly a Volkswagen Beetle as possible, while Andy won't shut up about underlighting. Andy doesn't get his underlighting, but Mike does create a truly hideous vehicle with clashing colours, two spoilers and so much camber and so little height it looks like an elephant has sat on it.
* ''VideoGame/FridayThe13thTheGame''
** Jane tries to run away from Jason...by running into the cabin Andy's in. Naturally, Andy's less than amused especially since Jason kills him instead of Jane.
** After Jane as Jason kills Andy, she decides to celebrate by ''dancing''. Or more accurately, getting Jason to spin around in place
** When Mike as Jason goes after Jane, her brilliant plan is to kite him around some fences, leading to this brilliant line from Mike.
--->''''Mike:''' Stop this nonsense.
* ''VideoGame/KingdomsOfAmalurReckoning'':
** The gnomes' Scottish accents are the subject of certain critique.
--->'''Luke:''' I think he's from the region of Scotland called "America".
** Ellen gets really into it. No, more into it than that. She sounds on the verge of a {{Nerdgasm}} when talking about the level-up system.
** "Hi, fishy! Be my friend!"
** "He looks like a gnome, but he's a mole!"
** Discussing the life of Fomorous Hugues.
--->'''Ellen:''' What makes you think he's dead?\\
'''Luke:''' Because he's an idiot.
** Reckoning Mode prompts Luke to say they "[[Music/MileyCyrus came in like a reckoning ball]]".
** "Delicious XP. Omnomnom."
** Ellen proclaims a heavily armoured cow to be harmless. Luke says it looks like [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]]. It turns out that "harmless" was overselling it a bit when it kicks them.
** Some good arguments from both parties.
*** First when talking about the gnomes:
-->'''Ellen:''' They brought you to life.\\
'''Luke:''' They played God, they're villains.
*** Then when encounter a sister preaching in the street:
--->'''Ellen:''' I trust her, [[InsaneTrollLogic her name's Sister Zelda!]]\\
'''Luke:''' I don't trust anyone who's standing in the street screaming about monks.
** They stumble on a weird bug where the last thing anyone said to them hovers in the subtitles for a while.
* ''Steep'' Bell Ring Wingsuit Challenge gets off to a slow start because they go about ten feet per jump for a while. Then Ellen goes the wrong way. Then Luke crashes. Then ''Mike'' crashes.
* ''VideoGame/SeaOfThieves: Set Sail for Adventure with Cap'n Andy!''
** Andy appoints himself captain and spends all his time in the cabin drinking rum while Luke and Ellen do all the work.
--->'''Ellen:''' Andy, are you gonna help us?\\
'''Andy:''' What are you doing in my office?\\
'''Ellen:''' Are you gonna help us?\\
'''Andy:''' Get out of my office! Knock, and then come in.\\
''[Ellen huffs indignantly and her character leaves the cabin]''\\
'''Ellen:''' Knock. Knock.\\
'''Andy:''' Come in Bosun Ellen. What can I help you with?\\
'''Ellen:''' Can you come and help us sail the ship?\\
'''Andy:''' Well, I'm the captain, so I'm supposed to delegate.
** This causes a bit of an argument, which Luke spies an opening to exploit:
--->'''Andy:''' I dunno if you saw my schedule; 7 to 8pm is grog time.\\
'''Ellen:''' Well, it's 9pm now, Andy.\\
'''Andy:''' Fine! Alright, fine! I'm coming out! Fine, I'm gonna help!\\
'''Luke:''' Captain?\\
'''Andy:''' What is it? God, this is the neediest crew I've ever been affiliated with. What is the problem?\\
'''Luke:''' [[YesMan Captain, I just want you to know that I've always respected your grog time and I respect your leadership]].\\
'''Ellen:''' Aw, you are such a suck-up!\\
'''Andy:''' Good! See, Bosun Ellen? You can learn a lot from... Helmsman Westaway.\\
'''Luke:''' I'll make midshipman at this rate!\\
'''Andy:''' Actually, I'm promoting you to first mate.\\
'''Ellen:''' Aww, mate! What?!
* ''VideoGame/{{Forza}} 7: We Drive Music/EltonJohn's Car:''
** At one point, Mike expresses disbelief that anyone ever buys cars like the Jaguar [=XJ220=] (the "Elton John's Car" in the title) for road use, because they're just so ludicrously powerful and must be a nightmare to operate.
-->'''Andy:''' Elton John is the Jaguar [=XJ220=] of people, though.\\
'''Mike:''' I suppose, yeah.\\
'''Andy:''' He's like a sleek, overpowered machine.\\
'''Mike:''' [laughs] Those are not words I would have necessarily used to describe Elton John. But he is an excellent musician.\\
'''Andy:''' A sleek, overpowered musician.
** Andy trolls Mike by making him drive a silver Ferrari F-158 F1 with shark eyes and teeth drawn on the front.
-->'''Andy:''' That's the traditional Ferrari livery, the shark...you say 'Ferrari' and people's minds immediately go to 'shark car'.\\
'''Mike:''' No they don't!\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah they do.\\
'''Mike:''' They go to ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosso_corsa rosso corsa]]''! Those amazing, evocative reds.\\
'''Andy:''' What...? I dunno what you're talking about.\\
'''Mike:''' Unbelievable...\\
'''Andy:''' I think Mike's had a stroke... he's saying weird stuff...
** Andy then points out the [[HypocriticalHumor hypocrisy]] of Mike griping about racing in a car with silly paintwork when he's designed his driver to wear a ludicrously garish pink and blue driving suit:
-->'''Mike:''' [[SkewedPriorities I'm willing to make]] ''[[SkewedPriorities myself]]'' [[SkewedPriorities look ridiculous, I just don't want to make the]] ''[[SkewedPriorities car]]'' [[SkewedPriorities look ridiculous]].
* ''Pixar Rush: WesternAnimation/FindingDory'': They spend their time in-game being outrun by canon characters, including Dory herself.
-->'''Andy:''' DAMN YOU, ELLEN DEGENERES!
* ''VideoGame/MiddleEarthShadowOfWar'': Jane gets very intense about listening to the backstory.
-->'''Mike:''' This place looks nice. Can't we just live here?\\
'''Jane:''' Shh. Listening to story now.\\
'''Andy:''' You ''know'' what the story is. The--\\
'''Jane:''' ''Shhhh''.\\
'''Andy:''' ... [-fictional-]--\\
'''Jane:''' ''Shhhhhhh''...\\
'''Andy:''' [--elves of...--]\\
'''Jane:''' '''''Shh.''''' Swear to God, Andy. This is important.
** She then quickly drops it when Mike points out that the story bits were already in the trailer.
* ''FIFA 17 Story Campaign'': The beginning of the story mode is set at a junior football league game the protagonist is playing in as a child, and at one point he gets a penalty. Mike and Andy set it up as a major power kick that he'll absolutely bury into the back of the net... only to proceed to do the most hilariously wimpy penalty kick ever seen. To the extent that after the TimeSkip to when the protagonist is beginning his career as a pro, Mike and Andy act as if the other characters [[NeverLiveItDown still keep bringing up his ludicrously terrible childhood penalty]].
* ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' Halloween 2016: Jane reminds Mike as Soldier: 76 that he can heal. Mike is absolutely baffled by this revelation. Then, in the world's most nonchalant voice...
-->'''Mike:''' Oh yeah, RB. Fancy that.\\
'''Jane and Andy''': [dies]
* ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' Halloween 2017:
** Andy delivers this devastating burn to the villain of the piece:
-->'''Andy:''' Why doesn't he just... sod off?
** Jane seemingly doesn't know Ana can heal her teammates by shooting them. This crosses into HypocriticalHumor considering she spends a lot of time reminding Mike that Soldier: 76 can heal in reference to last year's fiasco.
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey Minigames: MARIO ODYSSEY-ATHLON'': The two Xtra leads are competing in each minigame they attempt. When Ellen has to deal with a more difficult challenge in the "reassemble a picture of Mario's face" minigame because Luke won the first round on his turn, and manages a two-point victory ''anyway'', Ellen immediately becomes completely incoherent with joy for several seconds.
* Mike and Andy play the ''Not a Hero'' [=DLC=] for ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil7'' and repeatedly note Chris Redfield is "not a hero", he's just a professional. A professional who has a HeroicBuild, [[DynamicEntry rappels down from a helicopter]], makes [[AlwaysClose last-second]] escapes from danger and other definitely not heroic things.
* ''GTA Online Doomsday Heist'':
** '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
*** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
** '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
* ''Starpoint Gemini Warlords'':
** The OxBox crew are ''very'' devoted to Exul Harcrow, captain of the ''Icarus'', in large part due to his [[AwesomeMcCoolName cool name]].
-->'''Andy:''' ''[On being informed that locating Exul Harcrow from the wreckage of the ''Icarus'' is a priority]'' You don't have to tell ''us'', mate.
* ''Kerbal Space Program'':
-->'''Jane''': I think your rocket won't launch because it's got no brains [no control module]. It's just a heap of dynamite on the launch pad.
-->'''Mike''': ''External'' command module?
-->'''Jane''': I couldn't fix ''that'' rocket Mike, I can't even ''begin'' to tell you what's wrong with it, aside from the obvious visual problems...
-->'''Jane''': Oh, it's a ''family''! It's an entire family of Kerbal astronauts... (They don't make it back. Mike shot them out of the Solar System and they catch fire on re-entry nearly a hundred years later).
-->'''Jane''': Pilots love that stuff. Only the engineer and scientist can appreciate how doomed they are. Because, you haven't fitted any sort of recovery vehicle. How are they getting back to Earth?
-->'''Mike''': Well, I haven't told them about that yet...
** When handing control over to Jane after his... ''explosive'' attempt, Mike snarkily brings up Jane's "degrees in this sort of thing" as a reason for any advantage over him. Jane snaps back that it's actually because she simply ''played the tutorial''.
* ''Battlefield 1'':
-->'''Jane''': I just got fully cannoned in the face by a tank... Oh, but the medic's brought me back! [[{{beat}} [beat]]]. That's an incredibly talented medic, if he can save me from a ''tank shelling''.
* ''Train Sim World: Founder's Edition'':
** Andy is not thrilled by Mike's first choice of mission, which involves delays on the London-Reading line at Christmas due to engineering works at Paddington Station.
-->'''Andy:''' No, ''come on'', this is the most boring...\\
'''Jane:''' People have got to get home for Christmas!\\
'''Mike:''' Look, Andy! It's the [[BlatantLies glittering streets]] of Slough!\\
'''Andy:''' ''[Reading the subtitles]'' Paddington's been closed due to engin''[[NapInducingSpeak nnnnnnuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh]]''...
** Mere moments after gloating about what an awesome driver he is, Mike manages to ''lock himself out of his own train''. While it's ''moving'', very slowly, away from the platform.
** And then in the next mission, which requires him to first commute by train to reach London Paddington in order to begin, he then somehow manages to ''fall out of the train''. Mike Channell: Pride of Great Western Railway.
-->'''Andy:''' You had one job!
** After choosing the "Westworld" map (which, in the game, actually involves driving a passenger train from London Paddington to the west counties), Andy keeps breaking into FauxlosophicNarration about the nature of humanity, ''Series/{{Westworld}}''-style.
** The team clearly do not consider ''Train Simulator'' to be one of the more exciting games they've ever played.
-->'''Andy:''' "Let's play ''Train Simulator''," says Mike.\\
'''Jane:''' "It'll be fun! You all like trains." And we're like "No, Mike, we ''hate'' trains."
** Upon (finally) reaching London Paddington, the crew spend several minutes trying to find all the cafes and shops that they recognise from the actual station. Upon seeing that the developers have faithfully included the Upper Crust that can be found there, the team sound more excited than we've heard them throughout the entire rest of the game.
-->'''Mike:''' This is the greatest deployment of Unreal Engine 4 that I've ever seen.
* ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsOnline''
** Luke and Mike is probably not a great pair to play games as Mike is the one person who is all too happy to comply with Luke's suggestions.
-->'''Luke:''' ''[after Mike attacks a rude NPC upon Luke's suggestion]'' The thing is I always do Let's Plays with Ellen, Andy, or Jane and they never ever do what I suggest because they're bad ideas.
* ''VideoGame/AWayOut'' has Andy (playing Leo) and Jane (playing Vincent).
** While driving the car, Jane asks if Andy is killing police officers. Andy, while shotgunning them through their windshields, returns with the worst case of BrutalHonesty, until Jane ''requests'' Andy to lie to her.
-->'''Andy''':"They're fine! They're going away to live on a farm where they can play and arrest people all day"
** While playing basketball, Andy turns the normally heartwarming idea of a man playing basketball with his young son into trolling the kid's lack of zone defense.
** Andy's idea of interrogation is to shoot a man five times in the spine.
** While chasing a man through a construction site, Jane decides to play the Yackety Sax to mimic the ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' chase scenes.
** When the camera cuts to Carol going into labor.
--> '''Andy''': The baby's trying to find [[TitleDrop A Way Out]].
** When trying to make change, Jane goes to a newsstand to break some of her bills, and asks the stand owner what he would recommend.
--> '''Jane''': This guy's offering me porn!
--> '''Andy''': [[AllMenArePerverts All right!]]
* ''VideoGame/SeaOfThieves''
-->'''Jane''': There'd better be damned chickens on Chicken Isle. It's not just a name...
-->SmashCut to '''Andy''': You're telling me there are ''no chickens'' on ''Chicken Island''.
-->'''Jane''': AH! Skeleton! There's skeletons on Chicken Isle!
-->'''Andy''': It was a trap!
* The description of their play of ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' DLC:
--> Andy takes the stealthy route, Jane kills when necessary and Mike is a whirling tornado of clumsy murder.
* ''VideoGame/Dishonored2''
** This line from Andy in the Clockwork Mansion:
--> '''Andy''': We're gonna try a couple of different ways at this level. I'm going to be playing the correct way, that is stealthily [[PacifistRun and nonlethally]]. Mike will be doing what Mike usually does, which involves a massive body count and lots of explosions.
** Mike being ''very'' dedicated to killing the target by throwing a highly flammable bottle of whale oil at his face. After carrying it (with a great deal of effort) to the confrontation with him, Mike finds more or less a pile of them right there.
** Andy using the Heart to read some unconscious people's memories. While he still refuses to kill them, when their memories turn out to be pretty vile (one having murdered a servant and got away with it, and the other forcing a dog into a dog fight where it got torn to shreds), he power bombs them into a bookcase.
--> '''Andy''': The Heart approves! Thank you, heart of my dead mother that I'm carrying around for...some reason.
** ''Both'' of them remarking that the guy they've come to save had pressure plates to lower the walls keeping him trapped the entire time.
** Andy using 'smoke monster' as a verb.
--> '''Andy''': I'm going to resmoke monster and then back. And then smoke monster you (rips apart robot). See now the one thing you didn't plan for, Jindosh, was smoke monsters.
* ''VideoGame/DishonoredDeathOfTheOutsider''
** Jane and Andy seem unusually enthusiastic about one of Billie's powers being the ability to steal a person's face and use it at every opportunity.
** The group land right besides a person...who doesn't acknowledge them at all, despite [[FailedASpotCheck a wanted poster of their character directly behind them.]]
--> '''Andy''': He's not very observant. Hence why this is happening (steals his face).
* ''Unravel 2'' Co-op play:
** Andy and Mike note with amusement that the opening the game, involving Yarny somewhat-improbably piloting a boat towards an island with a lighthouse, calls to mind the opening of ''Bioshock''. Which leads Andy to this explosive revelation:
-->'''Andy:''' Oh my God! Mike. Andrew Ryan is an anagram of ''Andrew YARN''.\\
''[Mike cracks up]''\\
'''Andy:''' This thing goes deeper than we could have ever imagined!
* Let's Play ''[[VideoGame/NoMansSky No Man's Sky Next]]'' on Xbox One
** Jane is less than impressed by the [[ArtisticLicensePhysics loose ways]] antimatter is handled.
-->'''Jane:''' Even ''Dan Brown'' knew [antimatter] had to be in a vacuum in that [[TakeThat dumb]] [[Literature/AngelsAndDemons book]] about antimatter!
* ''VideoGame/JustCause4 Gameplay: EXTREME FUNFAIR, ROCKET COWS, TORNADO CHAOS - "They're fine"'':
** You did ''read'' that title, right?
** Their experiments at improving a funfair with rockets and grappling hooks. The Ferris wheel poses certain issues, however, because when a rocket is applied to an individual cart, it just spins wildly in place rather than speeding up the rotation.
--->'''Luke:''' (looking at the corpse of their first experimental subject, dangling from a Ferris wheel cart) [[ImplausibleDeniability Yeah, she's fine.]]
** Luke wondering how many rockets he can apply to the Ferris wheel struts in order to avoid "half measures" manages to provoke muffled laughter from someone offscreen, something that usually doesn't happen in Oxbox/Oxtra gameplay videos.
** While Rico is on a jet-propelled carnival ride, Ellen comes to a valuable conclusion:
--->'''Ellen:''' Can't do this in ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]]''.
** [[ARareSentence "Ponies! Let's put rockets on their butts!"]] - Luke Westaway, upon spotting a carousel
** Luke then proclaims the rocket carousel to be a "good ride", even though there is clearly a corpse sitting right in front of it.
** Luke on morality:
--->'''Luke:''' Ellen, [[[HeroStoleMyBike steals someone's motorbike]]] don't ever doubt that we're the good guys.
** At a couple of points Ellen's {{Corpsing}} begins to move into pitches that only dogs and bats can hear.
** After a while spent rigging up the stolen bike with balloons and rockets, Rico spends more time ragdolling down to the ocean than he actually does flying it.
** Luke's balloon arrangement on a stolen car apparently "feels tactical".
** [[BlatantLies "This game is all about nuance, Ellen." (spins car in midair)]]
** When they find a way to frisbee the car through the air, Luke pops the balloons and spins it to the ground. Amazingly, it doesn't explode on contact.
** [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny "There's cows!" "COWS?!"]]
** Just...why?
--->'''Luke:''' (watching a cow spinning wildly through the air, laughing so hard he can barely speak clearly) We're heroes of the revolution.
** "[Blowing shit up] takes a little while in these games, because they're very realistic, they're not like Hollywood films" - Ellen Rose, [[BlatantLies world champion liar]]
** Luke keeps attempting to ride on things that are about to explode.
** They attempt to send an alpaca to [[RunningGag the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism]].
** After hijacking a blimp and sticking rockets to the side, they take a moment to admire the SceneryPorn while the blimp is listing dangerously to one side.
** Upon finding some destructible barrels, Luke wonders if there's a cow around that he can attach them to.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie2'':
** We open with a very on-topic slap fight between their two Emmets, followed by Luke randomly attacking people and cars "for the greater good".
** Luke can't remember much of the movie, so he refers to Lucy/Wyldstyle as "ComicBook/{{Nightwing}}", "[[WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon Night Fury]]", "Switchblade", "Nightstar", "[[Literature/TheNeverendingStory Luckdragon]]" and a bunch of other stuff that sounds like either rejected Warrior Cats names or accepted 90s comic character names. When he comes up with "Switchblade" it actually erases the name "Wyldstyle" from Ellen's brain as well!
** Luke tries the jumping platform:
--->'''Luke:''' Nothing stops Switchblade! Hyah! [[[FailedAttemptAtDrama misses]]]
** When he does get up and Ellen is trying to get up, Luke keeps posing for the camera as though Lucy is taking a selfie with another Lucy bouncing in the background.
** The free-roam Wasteland makes them realise this part is Lego VideoGame/{{Fallout}}, and Ellen speculates on Lego power armour.
** "Buttslam! Buttslam! [[BlatantLies I'm helping!]] Buttslam!" - Luke Westaway
** When they get the Ultrakatty, Ellen proclaims it "everything [she's] ever dreamed of".
** Luke gets a generator blueprint and just slaps it in a random place rather than the clearly marked outline.
** Ultrakatty has not helped with Luke's burgeoning teamkill tendencies.
--->'''Luke:''' Yeah, you better run, civilians!
** Luke gets a bit lost.
--->'''Luke:''' [[BlatantLies I completely understand what we're doing]], but please explain for the viewers at home.
** It's important to be proud of your accomplishments.
--->'''Luke:''' I'm doing it Ellen! I'm platforming!
** Ellen roleplays.
--->'''Ellen:''' I'm choosing to build from an awkward angle, because that's Emmet, really.
** Luke manages to identify a green thing that's sucking the clouds out of the sky as "an elephant".
** Ellen is concerned that the sprinkler is used for a specific fire because it looks like an electrical fire, which you shouldn't put out with water.
** Luke compares the ColossusClimb to "like ''VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus'' except we're goodies".
* ''VideoGame/TeamSonicRacing'':
** Luke has apparently not taken in much Boom-era Sonic, so there's a bit of a digression on the Creator/RogerCraigSmith Sonic voice being insufficiently radical.
** Luke delivers a PSA:
--->'''Luke:''' Kids, if a stranger ever tells you, 'Get in my spaceship, and we'll go to Planet'-[Big the Cat appears onscreen] WHAT THE HELL?!
** Big the Cat's [[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal design]] causes discussion to go weird places.
--->'''Ellen:''' He's like Donald Duck; they're related, so-\\
'''Luke:''' There's an honesty to Donald Duck; he doesn't want to wear trousers, and so he doesn't. But Big...what's the belt holding up?
** Their attempt to figure out the controls leaves Luke sitting on the starting line for several seconds.
** The in-game chatter is interesting:
--->'''Ellen:''' Did Sonic just say 'don't text and drive'?\\
'''Luke:''' Well, you shouldn't!\\
...\\
'''Luke:''' "Make way or I'll make it for you" is quite a good line.
** Luke finds his new favourite place.
--->'''Luke:''' Oh my God, ''Whale Lagoon.''
** Luke's utter failure to sell world-weariness.
--->'''Luke:''' It's easy for you, with your strong acceleration. But me, Knuckles, I'm a Power type - YEAH WHALES!
** Ellen spends a lot of the video communicating in expressive but incoherent messages, resembling a cross between baby-talk and panicking. Particularly when she falls off, which happens frequently.
** Luke occasionally insists that Sonic should just get out of the car and beat everyone on foot.
** Luke is punished for his hubris:
--->'''Luke:''' Now to win the race easily woo! Oh no I drove off the side! Aaaaaagh no I got sawed in half!
** When Knuckles yells "Not as planned!" out of nowhere, Luke mentions that that's just what life is like for Knuckles.
** Luke tries for a ThemeMusicPowerUp by singing about "running around at the speed of sound" at critical moments.
** Ellen is punished for her hubris.
--->'''Ellen:''' Eat my dust, Big - OH NO! [falls off track]
** Sonic, while bouncing, goes "Haha, boing!" This prompts Ellen to almost die laughing.
** Luke decides not to play in multiplayer as Eggman on the robust grounds that "his car looks daft".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Let's Play - Hitman (2016)]]
* The running gags in the ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' videos: one where Andy will always refer to the game as Hitman: No Subtitle, one where the players will make [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial incredibly awkward and unconvincing]] in-character statements, and ones where Andy will make a BondOneLiner at every opportunity.
** Whenever playing on the Morocco map, there will always be comments on the amazing bead curtain physics.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Paris:
** Andy giving a spoof press conference to an indifferent in-game reporter.
** Andy momentarily forgets that he's attending a fashion show and thinks it might be a phone launch event.
** Mike encounters his target making a very old and very bad pun:
-->"[[LamePunReaction That's a terrible joke.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution You DESERVE to die just for that joke.]]
** Andy specifies that he's hiding an unconscious NPC in an extremely nice seventeenth-century armoire.
** Mike on morality:
-->"Yes, non-target kill, but [[PayEvilUntoEvil he was a bad man]], I'm...fairly sure..."
** Jane's unnervingly specific philosophy of life:
-->"I mean, you've got fiber wire, but why not the indignity of a toilet drowning, is what I always say..."
** Mike [[TemptingFate tempts fate]] once too often:
-->[Tosses body over balcony] "That seemed to go okay!" [BODY FOUND]
** Mike dangles from a ledge:
-->[[OhNoNotAgain "Why do I get myself into these situations..."]]
** Andy has trouble getting Dalia Margolis to pay attention to the fireworks.
-->"When did you lose your sense of joy, Dalia?"
** Andy managing to, completely accidentally, kill both his targets by shoving one off the balcony onto the other.
-->"Did you guys hear about the terrible accident? Dalia fell off the balcony onto Viktor. It was very unlikely."
** Mike killing the Chef elusive target by tossing a remote detonated charge into a small crowd, and somehow managing to blow up his target and only his target, without being detected, before making a quick getaway, all in under two minutes.
*** Andy is more than a bit annoyed that it worked, and ultimately scores less than Mike, while Jane failed the hit entirely.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Sapienza:
** When trying to get someone to open the door, Andy makes several announcements:
-->"Hello? Flower delivery? Singing telegram? I'm selling these fine leather jackets? I found your cat?" [door opens] "Ah, that works." [punches the guy opening the door]
** Mike rings the doorbell to the safe house only to have the key to it. And inside he finds one of his true loves.
-->"Explosive golf ball. Can you imagine a world where I don't pick up the explosive golf ball?"
*** And he gets positively giddy when he uses it to kill Silvio Caruso. Especially as the explosion sends him flying across the yard.
--> '''Mike''': This is going to be brilliant! Explode, please explode. I want to see him explode so hard.
** Mike commenting the simple attire that the security guards wear, feeling that it looks like something from Right Said Fred.
** Mike getting distracted by the woodchipper and his idea of treating himself. To his credit, he does seem to struggle with the temptation of putting bodies through the woodchipper for about three seconds before giving in. He then proceeds to position 47 in front of the chute.
** Jane tries to tail the detective, in her words, discreetly so she can knock him out in a more private place when she accidentally outpaces the detective who notices him immediately and become suspicious. As a result, Jane just punches him in the gut, snaps his neck, and takes his disguise.
** To kill Francesca De Santis, both Andy and Jane engage in subterfuge, disguising themselves as someone set to meet with her, and, in general, kill her in sneaky ways. Mike, on the other hand, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoots her]]. While escaping in Combat, he hides from a guard by just jumping behind a lamp that only hides his head. Somehow, this manages to actually work, much to his own surprise.
** Jane comparing the underground lab to that from [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Umbrella Corporation]] and then later, a [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]].
** Doing the Escalation mission, which has a number of restrictions including that knocking anybody out is an insta-fail, Mike continually struggles with the temptation to do his usual mayhem. He ends up doing an unusually efficient and stealthy job up until literally the last moment, when instead of getting in the getaway car and driving off he succumbs to the temptation to throw a heavy object at an innocent passerby for laughs. The passerby is knocked out, causing an insta-fail, and Mike has to do the whole mission over.
** During the Landslide mission, Jane kills Marco by pushing him off the church tower, expecting it to simply be a normal DisneyVillainDeath...[[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice only to be shocked by what actually happens.]] She's then befuddled somehow no one has noticed the church now has a dead guy impaled on top of it.
** She then wonders if giant metal spikes are a symbol of christianity.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Morocco:
** Andy's increasing frustration with incessant tailing.
-->"That's probably too many people, isn't it. Probably 20 or 30 people is too many witnesses."\\
(Staring at the scenery) "I'm really interested in these plates, definitely interested in these plates. ISOLATE YOURSELF!"\\
(In disguise) "Hey guys, I put up that one poster I had left. Sorry it took so long; I wanted to wander around for some reason and not isolate myself...oh God, more tailing?!"\\
"I was kind of hoping for...less tailing after that initial tailing."\\
"I'm really starting to rethink my Hitman choices right now."\\
(Upon arriving and being told to go and listen to the general) "Let me guess: he wants us to go and tail someone, around the city."
** Andy being jet-setting and cosmopolitan.
-->"Now I've not actually been to Morocco, but I've been to the Morocco pavilion at Epcot, so I can tell you that this is extremely accurate! Uh, I don't know if it's accurate. It's very nice, though."
** Mike expects a certain measure of GenreSavvy from these guards.
-->"Don't smoke next to exploding barrels! Are you aware of how dangerous this is? This is a videogame, for pity's sake!"
** Mike nailing a guard right in the mouth with a pool ball.
** After that Mike knocks out a guard only to realize that there was another one standing inside him,.
** Jane tries to find symbolism in killing a corrupt Swedish banker with a fiberglass moose.
-->"Moose are Swedish, so it's kind of ironic, probably. Not really a satire on banking as much as...[[ShapedLikeItself a moose]], but..."
** Andy after throwing the general into the printing press.
-->"Alright done! Oh wait I should say something, uh clever... [[Film/TomorrowNeverDies They'll print anything these day]]- [[OhCrap oh wait someone's coming in]]"
** Andy applies Logic to his problem:
-->"If you were a Swedish embassy, where would you be?"
** Andy concludes that the janitor he's just knocked unconscious would probably want to be put in the bin, out of visibility.
** Jane, on a failed silent attack:
-->"Just punch him in the butt and snap his neck. [[SarcasmMode Classy.]] [[SelfDeprecation I am just class all the way.]] Who says I can't make the most of an opportunity? That was a great opportunity to...punch him in the butt...and snap his neck."
** While Jane and Andy managed to kill the general in decently stealthy ways, Mike...just marches through his compound like Rambo until he sees the guy and guns him down once his initial attempt at stealth fails. Predictably he doesn't gets a zero points for the level.
** Andy's one-liner falls nearly as flat as the target just did:
-->"I guess there was...Nor-way he could have survived that? Oh wait, he's Swedish. [SoundEffectBleep]."
** Mike pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
** Andy calming the protesters
--> "You can stop protesting, I killed him, [[VerbalBackspace I mean]] someone killed him, I mean it was an accident."
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Bangkok:
** Having stolen a unique costume from a drummer as part of the first assassination, Andy goes out of his way to retain it as long as possible, even going back to get it after the second assassination.
** Mike promises the hotel a lot of stars on Tripadvisor.
** All the badly planned jumping through windows.
** Andy expects the staff to be ridiculously helpful.
-->"So many stairs. I thought this was supposed to be a luxury hotel! Where's the stairlift? Or...someone, carry me."\\
"Look. You're ending up in the freezer. Make this easy on both of us. Climb in there yourself."
** Mike is extremely impressed when 47 knocks someone out with an over-the-shoulder pool ball lob.
** Jane isn't sure how getting numbers for the top of a birthday cake connects to killing the birthday boy.
-->"Jam it into the cake, and then...into his eye sockets, or something."
** Andy trying to figure out how 47 is an inexplicably brilliant drummer.
-->"I guess drumming and hitmanning are similar? Lots of hitting things with sticks? ...It's a magic drumming outfit. And then later, when I change out of it, [[MagicFeather I'll still be able to drum! It turns out that the drumming was inside me all along.]]"
** Mike maintains his cover:
-->'''NPC:''' Eugh. I hate insects.\\
'''Mike:''' Yeah, so do I. It's why I got this job, you idiot.
** Jane is appalled by the birthday song being performed by the guests.
** Mike's assassination plan for Ken Morgan: hit him in the head with a coconut, and then stab him. The first part works perfectly, but because he flings the knife at the unconscious figure, he has to use a neck-snap for the second part.
** Andy compliments the hotel's corpse-disposal staff.
** Mike executes the entire second half of his mission without changing out of his exterminator outfit. It's very conspicuous.
** Andy tries and fails to do a horror-movie jump scare with an axe and just decides to hit his target with it.
** Andy wipes the security tapes by opening the door, shooting the tapes, and closing the door again. It works.
** Jane's exit strategy is to dive into the water, swim to the temple in the background, and ask for sanctuary.
** Andy reviews the hotel:
-->"Five stars for cleanliness, five stars for location, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick five stars for people isolating themselves when I needed to murder them]]. That was particularly appreciated.
** Andy declaring himself, in his English accent, to be "baller AF".
** Mike is pleased to, for once, have a score that is not zero.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Colorado:
** Andy's introduction.
--> '''Andy''': We have to kill four people this time, which I think, technically, qualifies as a spree.
** Mike, master of stealth:
-->"We've got to kill four people, which, given that normally when I kill ''one'' I end up having to escape in a hail of gunfire, is probably going to be quite challenging."
** Jane semi-accidentally killing someone with a hay baler.
** Andy misidentifying a length of power cord on the technician outfit as a whip, and concluding he's an Franchise/IndianaJones technician.
** Mike spontaneously deciding to murder a mechanic just by dropping the car he's repairing on him.
-->"[[DisproportionateRetribution That's for overcharging me on that exhaust replacement.]]"
** Andy picks the most appropriate time to knock a guard unconscious.
-->'''Guard:''' Did you see who threw that?\\
'''Andy:''' (knocks him out with a flung brick) [[IronicEcho Did you see who threw THAT?]]
** Andy has to take out several guards carefully to set up an accidental kill...only to realize his target left while he was setting up. He then has to wait for a long time for her to come back, which he spends making up {{Bond One Liner}}s.
** Jane failing to think up a BondOneLiner after killing one target with a battering ram.
** Jane hiding in a box to avoid guards.
-->"I just live here now. This is my life. Well, 47, this is how it ends: a glorious career cut short. Just forward my mail to me here in this crate, Diana."
** "Damn you and your basic security precautions, Sean Rose!"
** Jane giving up on waiting for Sean Rose to take his watch off and just stabbing him with a lethal syringe.
** Mike being subtle.
-->"I reckon that was pretty stealthy, for me. I mean, it ''involved'' an explosion, but nobody is shooting at me..."
** Mike's repeated failures to blow up his next target, including loosening the valve on a container of flammable gas (someone else explodes it), planting a proximity mine (which goes off way prematurely), and loosening the gas valve on an oven (it actually explodes much later, while he's trying to carry out a completely different hit).
-->'''Mike:''' (to a smouldering corpse) You silly man.
** Jane trying to annoy Penelope Graves into talking to her.
** Andy deciding that after putting on the scarecrow disguise, 47 has clearly become a horror movie SerialKiller, complete with editing in some creepy music. While a successful plan, this earns him a 40-minute period just hanging from a pole pretending to be a scarecrow.
-->"Time for the Scarecrow Murderer to strike! [EvilLaugh] ...I've decided to just embrace it, I think."\\
"I think, probably, time to surrender the scarecrow costume, 47. I know you love it, but it is...the most conspicuous thing in the world."
** Later, when Andy first meets masked target Ezra Berg.
--> '''Andy''': That mask is a bit [[BuffySpeak serial killer-y]]. And I just spent 40 minutes dressed as a scarecrow murdering people in an orchard.
** Jane finally comes up with a BondOneLiner at the slurry pit.
-->"That's, uh, a sh*t way to go, I want to say?"
** Jane on the importance of forward planning:
-->"I mean, the stealth run was off the cards as soon as I baled that dude."
** Mike tries to come up with an elaborate BatmanGambit to get into a locked room, only for his target to come along and open the door for him.
** Jane getting irate at 47 for not properly knocking out his targets despite the fact that she's controlling him.
** Jane manages ''another'' accidental kill because she neglected to put away her garotte.
** Both Andy and Mike are a bit upset about needing Sean Rose's face for the biometrics, given that there's not necessarily much of it left after they blew him up in different ways.
** Andy getting a bit sarcastic about being told to "locate exit" when the exit is clearly a whole four feet away.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Japan:
** Both Andy and Jane being distracted from the mission by the setting: Andy taking a brief holiday in his room, and Jane pausing to observe [[SceneryPorn the admittedly incredible view]]. Mike is the only one to remain mostly on target...but he does get distracted later on by how much of a mess one of his targets made when she fell over a balcony (with some help).
** All three of them are amazed by the bathrooms: Andy and Mike are distracted by the automatic toilet lid, while Jane considers the stealing potential inherent to the array of shampoos and soaps.
** Mike is nothing if not honest about his typical strategy:
-->"Now, unfortunately, I've not been allowed to bring a gun, which is going to make it extremely difficult to kill my usual nineteen people..."
** Andy gets medical:
-->"Ooh, doctors." [hits one in the face with an improvised throwing weapon] "My diagnosis is cowboy bust to the head."\\
[Having stolen one's costume] "I'm a doctor now. Aren't you proud of me, mum."
** Mike, having stolen a racing costume from a corpse in the morgue, geeks out about how cool he looks.
** Jane on social stereotyping:
-->"That's convenient, follow the guy in the big cowboy hat...we all know that's the uniform of a Texan?"
** Andy's multipurpose cowboy bust:
-->"We weren't allowed to bring any weapons or anything, so I've mostly been using this cowboy bust as a distraction, melee weapon, confidant...it's a lot more practical help than [[MissionControl Diana]], right Diana?"
** After one of the chefs coughs, Andy chokes him out:
-->"Hi! Health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup."
** Jane grabs a katana at random on the grounds that it looks badass.
** Mike on authority:
-->"This is the lady I'm assigned to bump off! As hospital director, I direct you to be dead."
** "Now to deal with Captain I-Live-Inside-A-Dead-Spider-Machine."
** Andy reaches the rare right-sided heart:
-->"Change the temperature, or disconnect it from the life support system..." (47 throws it bluntly into the garbage) "...wow, okay, or just f**k it into the bin, 47, that works."
** Jane on priorities:
-->"See, that was painless! ...for me."
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' BEWARE THE VAMPIRE MAGICIAN
** Mike and Andy run into some guards who have some very specific views of their actions...
--> '''Guard''': "There's someone goofing around!"
--> '''Mike (laughing the whole time)''': "Goofing around? ... I am 100% not goofing around."
--> '''Later guard''': "Someone's causing a public commotion."
--> '''Andy (while Mike is laughing in the background)''': "Someone's up to shenanigans...in the attic."
--> '''Mike (while finishing the second level of the escalation)''': "Oh man, all you guys have no idea what I've been up to. You would not BELIEVE what I've been up to; the shenanigans, the public commotion..."
--> '''Andy''': "The tomfoolery..."
--> '''Mike''': "The hijinks..."
--> '''Andy''': "Just don't go in the attic, I would say."
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016: Elusive Target #24''
** Mike gets ''ridiculously'' excited about the prospect of throwing a meat cleaver into the target's head from a distance.
** Not ''now'', Lewis Thomson![[note]]While Mike was trying to make his dramatic final getaway after throwing a cleaver into the target's head, someone on Xbox Live kept messaging whoever the owner of the console they were using was to invite them to a multiplayer game.[[/note]]
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016'' Mario and Luigi Contract:
** Andy concludes, from Luigi's ''Music/TheRamones'' T-shirt, that he is the Cool One, like Andy's always said.
** When they're hit by a help tip early on, they conclude that the update meant it thought they didn't know what they were doing.
--->'''Mike:''' I mean, I ''don't'', but...
** They hatch, but sadly don't attempt, a plan where Agent 47 would spin on the spot and drill into the ground to get to Mario.
** Things near instantly go horribly wrong when Mike chokes out a guard...and Mario sees it, runs off, and makes it all the way to some guards. This ends with him choking Mario out in broad daylight with everyone watching him, stealing his outfit, and rushing off to kill Luigi while being chased by guards who eventually catch him. Both of the guards he kills during this is via GroinAttack.
** Everyone gets a bit irritated by Mike constantly crouch-walking.
** "I'm not that cruel," says Mike, less than a minute before randomly breaking some dude's neck for no reason.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016 1001 Moroccan Nights Contract''
** The contract requires the player to kill numerous targets while dressed as the fortune teller. It is noted that the fortune teller's costume makes Agent 47 look a little like a genie. Naturally, this leads to Andy following one of the targets around while spinning in circles singing "[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} You Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me]]".
** Talk of genies turns to talk of Film/{{Wishmaster}}, and the crew decide to send Agent 47 on the full JackassGenie route by interpreting every kill he makes as fulfilling the target's wish in as cruelly ironic a fashion as possible. This quickly hits a snag when they are initially unable to think of a wish that someone would make which would lead the genie to [[StuffBlowingUp blow them up]]. They eventually go with "I wish I were hotter" as opposed to Jane's suggestion of "I wish I was on fire".
-->'''''"[[LeeroyJenkins Wishmasteeeeeeeeer!]]"'''''
** Other notable "wishes" include "I wish I had a sharper intellect", "I wish I could get the point" (got stabbed), "I wish I had a drink" (got beaned in the face with a can of soda and his neck snapped), "I wish I had a piece of metal in my head" and "I wish I would go down in history and be remembered as someone who got shot in the head by a genie" (got shot in the head by a genie).
** This exchange:
--->'''Andy:''' Who's shooting me and why?!\\
'''Jane:''' Well, all your crimes, obviously.\\
'''Andy:''' I mean ''obviously'' my crimes.
** ''[Getting shot to ribbons by a multitude of enemies]'' "It's fine, you don't understand that it's fine."
** "[[LeeroyJenkins Wishmaster]]! [[LargeHam Let this be a lesson to AAAAAAALLLLLL of you]]! [[SpoofAesop Don't... make wishes. Or you'll end up like those people.]] Shouldn't stop to gloat."
* '' ''VideoGame/Hitman2016 Patient Zero'' The Source:
** Andy and Jane choose sensible suits for 47 on their mission. Mike opts...the clown outfit.
** Mike tries to covertly take out two guards to get to the room they're guarding...only to run straight into the entire cult. This leads to him being hunted and hiding in a closet...then shot at and having to come out to beat up a guard. This happens again, leading to a lot of murders.
--> '''Mike''': Well that was going really well until it ceased...to go...well.
** Andy ending up waiting forever for the secondary target to drink poison and being annoyed having to listen to the lecture about death happening in the background. He then has to wait forever again for the cult leader to return to the fire ritual to die.
** Andy's reaction to overhearing about the opportunity for the fire accident kill, complete with a graphic.
--> '''Andy''': There's some very flammable vodka and a ritual that involves fire. So if you're doing the Hitman maths with me along at home you can see that adds up to spectacular murder.
** Jane deciding death by fire extinguisher counts as a DeathByIrony for the evil cult leader performing a fire ritual...She then realizes that hitting him in the head with a fire extinguisher is nonlethal, so she just throws him down a staircase.
** Mike kills the secondary target by throwing a knife at her while she's taking a selfie. He then decides to go back to get his clown outfit even though he could easily escape just fine, which results in him escaping in a hail of gunfire.
** Andy realizing he forgot to make a good BondOneLiner for the cult leader.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016 Patient Zero'' The Author:
** Mike sees the slasher photo set...
--> '''Mike''': Oh well I know how Andy's going to be doing this then.
--> ''JumpCut to Andy finding the set''
--> '''Andy''': Whoa! What the hell is going on there! Oh my God I need that costume!
** Andy waiting for the opportunity to murder the target at his book reading...and commenting the book is so awful murdering him will be doing the literary world a favor.
--> '''Andy''': It's fine 47, let it fuel your murder rage.
** Andy does the pen kill... and is promptly horrified by how brutal it was.
** Andy commenting [[CallBack that he takes back saying 47 had fully become a horror movie]] SerialKiller back in Colorado, given he's actually ''dressed'' as a horror movie slasher at the moment.
** Jane wants to go with the dramatic kill rather than just breaking her first target's neck and throw him into the ocean...only to find the only location available is a shallow beach she can't just throw him into. She spends several minutes dragging him around trying to drown him...which actually works and counts as an accident kill.
** Jane sets up an elaborate trap to kill the second target...only to blow it and be forced to suddenly shoot him and run for it.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016 Patient Zero'' Final Mission:
** The subtitle given to the episode sums it all up, really:
--->Hitman Patient Zero Final Mission: 3 Ways to Play (Inferno, Rampage, Worse Rampage)
** Mike is sad that this mission does not allow him to start as a clown.
** Andy concludes that the basis of Hokkaido security is RFID chips in the pants.
--->'''Andy:''' It's fine, you'll be fine, I just need your trousers...That sounds weird.
** The Andy Hitman Guarantee:
--->'''Andy:''' Maximum comfort for all unconscious guards wherever possible.
** Mike is momentarily distracted by how brutal the cleaver-throw kill actually is.
--->'''Mike:''' Right. Okay. [[TemptingFate Off to a strong start]]. ''[Alert goes from "Compromised" to "Hunted".]'' Uh-oh.
** Jane starts getting smug that she's managed to avoid fatalities so far, only to suddenly remember that there are eight infectees to deal with.
--->'''Jane:''' No fatalities! I mean, eight lethal infected people, so eight fatalities, [[SkewedPriorities but you can't pin them on me, Diana!]]
** Mike finds his new favourite thing ever: a bin of highly corrosive chemicals. He sounds like a child on Christmas when he realises he could use it for corpse disposal.
** The "Infected" counter ticks up pretty quickly for everyone but Andy.
--->'''Mike:''' It's like a zombie movie! This is Hitman crossed with zombies - this is awesome.
** Mike's moral objection to the clumsiness of the corpse disposal staff, which he expresses through headshot.
** Jane's IDidWhatIHadToDo speech about her next objective being to kill 24 infected people.
--->'''Jane:''' I do this with a heavy heart and a clean conscience, because you're all doomed.
** Since the GodzillaThreshold has been crossed, 47's mission shifts away from "stealth elimination of 1-4 targets" and over to "ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure". Jane's starting approach to this is to, while clad in a hazmat suit, plod around like a horror movie monster, meticulously gunning down everyone in her path, while complaining about how busy she is and if the virus would pretty please stop infecting more people.
*** You'd think Mike would be tailor-made for this sort of indiscriminate mayhem. Nope, he ends up with more infected than the other two[[note]][[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Andy doesn't even let it get past 1]], ''and'' manages to destroy the security tapes, ''and'' has no non-target kills.[[/note]], to the point where he has dozens of targets[[note]]End of mission score says 112 infected.[[/note]] and he starts starts sounding a bit miffed with all the mass murder he has to do. Especially since he's [[BoringButPractical forced to rely on melee and guns.]]
** Mike's breaching charge proves to have a blast radius of about six inches.
--->'''Mike:''' That was ''rubbish''. What is even the point of a remote breaching charge? [barges through the door and shoots both primary targets in the head]
** Jane starts referring to her instances of mass murder as "[[MercyKill mercy sprees]]".
--->'''Jane:''' ''[To an infected victim]'' This is a mercy killing. Please cooperate.
** Mike takes a momentary breather.
--->'''Mike:''' Now let's take a moment to centre ourselves with this lovely view, and then we'll have to kill all these guys.
** The infection rate in Mike's playthrough is getting a bit excessive.
--->'''Mike:''' Forty-seven! [weakly] That's my lucky number!
** After a bit, ''[[MadBomber Mike]]'' [[EveryoneHasStandards starts getting sad about the number of people he's killing]]. [[TokenEvilTeammate Jane, meanwhile...]]
--->'''Jane:''' I diagnose virus. I prescribe screwdriver! [flings said item into victim's head]
** Jane adopts the screwdriver as her CallingCard and dubs it "Screwy".
** "Screwdriver right in the...carotid...jugular...I'm not the doctor, you're the doctor! Well, you ''were'' the doctor..."
** Andy finds a new toy.
--->'''Andy:''' Initiate [[KillItWithFire incineration procedure]]?! Uh...''yeah?!''
** Mike concludes that he's going to be remembered as either the saviour of all mankind, or history's greatest monster, probably the latter.
** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Always look on the bright side of death.]]
--->'''Mike:''' Oh, even the morgue guy! At least they won't have to move him far.
** In many ways, this one serves as the perfect capstone to each of their careers: Andy gets out with minimal casualties and a Silent Assassin rating, Jane kills a bunch but the infectee counter never reaches 40, and Mike nearly ''depopulates the level'' (his previous kill record was something like 23 counting both target and non-target kills; this one had ''one hundred and twenty-five'' total casualties).
--->'''Mike:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Probably best if we don't ever speak of this again, Diana.]]
* Mike gets his clown fix in the "Corky Commotion" escalation mission, which revolves around hitting a fashion model with a baseball bat in a shower of confetti.
-->'''Mike:''' (as Andy knocks out four guards while dressed as a clown) I've just realised that while this looks like a normal ''Hitman'' playthrough for me, this is like...horrible for you. It's torture.
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[[folder:Let's Play - Hitman 2]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2}}'' Ghost Mode:
** Andy facing Mike in the game's Ghost Mode rapidly becomes Andy's worst nightmare because as he's patiently waiting for the target to isolate themselves so he can get an unnoticed kill, Mike's preferred method of execution is rushing in and axing the target to death no matter how many people may be watching, forcing Andy to use similarly unstealthy tactics in order to not lose points. Suffice to say Andy was getting increasingly salty because of this...
--->'''Andy:''' [[TranquilFury I've never been this angry.]]
** However, this reckless rampaging of Mike screws him over repeatedly, as it causes him to completely fail to get unnoticed kills (in part due to constantly being in combat) and keep losing points due to nontarget murders while Andy isn't able to get points due to having to Mike making it very hard for him to make any unnoticed kills, resulting in it ending in a stalemate.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2}}'' Perfect Crime Scene:
** Andy and Jane near instantly get distracted by how form fitting 47's wet suit is and are continually [[StupidSexyFlanders distracted it throughout the entire video.]]
** Jane noting that the guards on the roof [[FailedASpotCheck somehow manage to miss the top of 47's head poking over a wall when staring right at it.]]
** Andy dumps chloroform into the ventilation system to knock out the target...and then hides in the same room as them, forgetting about that and losing because of it.
** After successfully killing the victim, Andy puts the gun next to her unconscious lover to try to make it look like he did it...only to then realize when all the way at the boat he needs a gun to trigger a distraction explosion to escape, and thus needs to trek all the way back to get it.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2 Creator/SeanBean'':
** The trio, and especially Jane, squee at meeting Sean Bean and express admiration for [[MrFanservice his face]] and his body of work. Jane hovers so much that the character snaps at her, and she sheepishly retreats.
** She also tries her damndest to offer him a bluebery muffin, which Andy scoffs at, since a tough guy like Sean Bran doesn't eat muffins.
** Andy spends the entirety of his playthrough carefully poisoning Sean Bean's coffee, then following him to the bathroom where he can be drowned in the toilet -- [[ShaggyDogStory and then he just beans him on the head with a blueberry muffin and snaps his neck.]]
--->'''Andy:''' Whew! Do NOT go in there!
*** Followed immediately by him leaving bathroom while the guards posted outside [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy do nothing]]
** Mike's strategy is simplicity itself: steal an explosive device, lob it at Sean Bean's head, and leg it. It turns out that the tiny explosives are ''really, really destructive'', and its impact on Sean Bean leads to his head slamming into the ceiling.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2 Silent Mike'': Someone made a mission specifically for Mike: blow up four people who are standing right next to each other and run away in thirty seconds. Mike still has trouble getting more than two stars.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2 Mumbai Part 1'':
** Jane gets into the laundry via the sewers, and devotes some effort to lamenting what this has no doubt done to 47's clothes.
** Jane is nothing if not honest about her approach:
--->'''Jane:''' [[IndyPloy I haven't got a plan, but that's never stopped me before.]]
** '[[JoinTheArmyTheySaid "Come to Mumbai," they said. "See the sights," they said. "Wade through ankle-deep sewage," they said.]]'
** Andy Evaluates a Plan.
--->'''Andy:''' So here's the foreman; what's his deal? [[SkewedPriorities And how cool is his outfit? Because that does factor into whether I want to dress up as him or not.]]
** That's not how the system works, Mike.
--->'''Mike:''' I'm trespassing, but that's alright, because I've got a plan. [[IndyPloy I just haven't...invented it yet, is all.]]
** Flies, according to Jane, are "nature's quitters".
** Mike meets an old friend.
--->'''Mike:''' An exploding barrel? [[MadBomber Explosives? You shouldn't have!]]
** Andy critiques the foreman's choice of flip-flops.
** From "How to Maintain Your Cover" by Andy Farrant:
--->'''Andy:''' Hey guys, it's me, the foreman. I've decided to leave my office. Clean...harder.
** Jane steals a bolt of cloth by accident. In full view of the shopkeep. She then decides to leave rather abruptly.
** Mike gets a "Body Found" notification for the body ''he's dragging'', and fails to realise this for several seconds.
** Andy comments that 47, in-character as the foreman, makes solving laundry problems sound ''very much'' like murder.
** In an important advancement for Jane's Hitman skills, she has now figured out how to put a garotte or related tool away before she tries to knock someone out.
** Andy cannot think of a BondOneLiner.
** Jane's attempt to get a distinctive outfit goes wrong when, instead of choking the guy out, she kicks him into an open sewer.
* ''Mumbai pt 2'':
** Mike Channell, Master of Forward Planning, attempting to kill someone on the spur of the moment...leading to a target lockdown when the guy falls into the pool one storey below.
--->'''Mike:''' Why did I do that? ''I thought it would be funny...''
** You can't get the help these days.
--->'''Andy:''' (having stuck the very pale 47 into the Indian artist's outfit) I mean, honestly, who would not notice? ...This guy, apparently. This guy would not notice.
** Jane putting on a prima donna routine when not permitted up the stairs.
** Mike is reduced to begging his target to walk near some explosives.
** There's no moral issue here, really.
--->'''Andy:''' He's just talking about paying me in exposure, rather than money, so...if anyone had any problems with him about to be shot, can it, all right?
** Shortly after getting someone else to kill the target for him, Andy begins to worry whether 47 is going to get paid.
** Jane is disappointed that a cricket ball isn't a lethal weapon, although hey, at least you can now fling murder weapons at unconscious people!
** Mike is overjoyed when, after a long wait, he finally gets the chance to explode the target.
** Andy deploys a pro-level strat of throwing a brick at a dude.
** For once, Andy's assumption that Mike is just running around murdering everyone is only ''somewhat'' true, and mostly derived from Mike hitting the wrong thing and throwing an axe instead of a can of spaghetti sauce.
** Jane learns that Mumbai has a lot of people in it.
** Andy concludes that 47 is incapable of speaking except in murder puns.
** Jane attempts to kill the Maelstrom with a cleaver, only to screw up her aim and just chuck the thing under-arm.
** Andy is certain that 47 wouldn't survive the social disfavour earned by showing up to the Agency in flip-flops.
** Mike can't escape in the tuk-tuk because he doesn't have a key and all his coins ended up on the floor.
** Andy finally thinks up his laundry-kill pun at the end of the level: "You better wash out!"
** As one would expect, Andy gets five stars and a Silent Assassin rating; Mike does not.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2'' Whittleton Creek part one:
** You know a video is going to be something special when Mike opens with an explanation for his choice of the clown outfit.
** Immediately after Jane finishes planning out how to assume the identity of a real estate agent, we cut to Mike attempting to ride on the bouncy racing car in a kids' play area and being heartbroken when that fails.
** This exchange:
--->'''NPC:''' Unless it's a flesh-eating mutant mole, you don't need explosives.\\
'''[[MadBomber Mike:]]''' ''Explosiiives'', you say...
** Andy is desperate to make up some ground after accidentally playing on Casual difficulty, so he brings up how brilliant and professional half of the things he does are.
** Jane manages an entirely new kind of AccidentalMurder to add to her scorecard when she chokes someone out on a river bank, and they slide into the river and disappear.
--->'''Jane:''' If anyone's to blame, it's him.
** Andy insists that an unconscious NPC should be thanking him, really.
** "Everyone remember where I parked the male nurse" - Jane Douglas, 2019
** After deciding to follow one of the targets:
--->'''Mike:''' Every so often I forget that I'm a clown. And then I remember, and everything's right with the world.
** You can't get the help these days.
--->'''Mike:''' You'd have thought some sort of security expert would, by now, have [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight a) noticed the clown following him around, and b) gotten suspicious about the clown following him around.]]
** Mike visits a BBQ, photobombs the guests, and talks about getting drunk and playing mini-golf in a clown outfit. If any part of that sentence was surprising to you, hello and welcome to Outside Xbox.
** Mike has a new Hitman experience. Not carrying a propane tank; not even carrying a propane tank while dressed as a clown; but carrying a propane tank, while dressed as a clown, ''without'' planning to casually drop it next to his target and shoot it. (He does eventually shoot it, but it actually provided propane for a BBQ first!)
** Jane on architecture:
--->'''Jane:''' Basement - that's the most murdery room in a house, right?
** Andy's flair for amateur dramatics gets the better of him when he decides that, instead of simply leaving his target's corpse hidden away in a house full of knockout gas, he needs to fake the guy falling out of a window to his death.
** When Mike does eventually shoot the propane tank, his target is a little too far away and is just knocked unconscious, necessitating a frantic sprint for the clown outfit, followed by an assassination involving a treehouse and a long-ranged pistol shot.
* Whittleton Creek part 2:
** Andy goes back to the suit because it's very stylish.
** "Was that a frog or was that a dig? Frog or dig? Frog or dig?"
** Andy ends up getting confused about whether Janus and the Constant are the same person or not.
** Jane provides security advice to an NPC.
** Andy shows off his cardiovascular fitness.
** Mike doesn't make a mountain out of a molehill, because explosives generally don't make mountains. Quite the opposite, usually.
** Mike meets his target:
--->'''Mike:''' Wow, he is really old. I mean, could I not just wait...half an hour? And he'll probably die, and then mission accomplished, right?
** Jane goes through the wrong door and walks into the cupboard.
** When Mike finds the casualties from his barbeque rampage, he ends up robbing a corpse out of the body bag.
--->'''Mike:''' There's bodies everywhere, and I can't help but feel somewhat responsible.
** Andy "cryogenically freezes" someone until the future, when they develop a cure for wrench injuries.
** Jane's plan goes horribly wrong.
** Mike indulges in stuff that is usually an "Andy thing" like deleting the security tapes or hiding unconscious witnesses.
** Andy concludes that the gramophone used to be in the bedroom, and the target moved it because he read about [[CallBack the horrible murder in Sapienza.]]
** Timing is everything.
--->'''Guard:''' I wonder how little he remembers, how little he cares.\\
'''Mike:''' Not as little as I care. [kills him with a thrown screwdriver.]
** Andy mashes the "kill" button the ''second'' his target's rambling checks off the "intel" box.
** Mike stuns his target with a bomb throw, then triggers it, and chortles like he's the happiest he's been in years.
** Mike has been neglecting the intel collection for so long that he's forgotten it's even a mission, even though it's right there on screen.
** Andy mocks up another crime scene.
** Mike concludes that his controller vibration involves being touched by frogs.
** Jane responds to being rejected by a guard by walking through the open garage door five feet to the guy's left.
** Mike makes sure to get his clown outfit back. His compromised clown outfit. This leads to him going "full ''Literature/{{It}}''.
** The mission exit being four feet away from the actual edge of the map manages to throw both Andy and Mike.
** Mike is jubilant about his final score, which is a record-setting (for him) two out of five.
* "The Undying Returns":
** Jane kills the target with a robot...and then tries to make up an elaborate story about making the robot to cook and it decided to kill him on its own.
** Andy decides to go for fun points and snipe Mark Faba, since they don't get to do it that often...and finds despite bringing a Electronic Key Hacker to deal with electronic locks, the point he wants to snipe from is using a traditional lock. He goes to find a crowbar (with the help of Jane), and finds out along the way that guards at frisk points will ''also'' check the briefcase he hid his sniper rifle in, so has to leave his briefcase in a random bathroom to get one. When he comes back to find it, he finds it missing because [[RealityEnsues an NPC passing by had found it, and reported it as a suspicious item]], and Andy has to sneak his way into a security office to steal it back. After doing this, he finds out the crowbars were nearer to the toilets than anticipated (leaning on some boxes near the Thwack Paddock), which he wasn't best pleased about. Upon getting to the vantage point, he and Jane have to wait a long time for the target to finally get in position, and also get briefly amused by "Lanyard physics". Andy could've avoided this mess from the start if he had A: Brought a sniper rifle with him to begin with, or at the very least B: Brought a lockpick to begin with.
* The Aquatic Retribution escalation:
** Mike, in possibly the most Mike-ish moment not to include an actual explosion, manages to get a crosshair painted on himself in the first ''eight seconds'' by dodging security.
--->'''Jane:''' As an opening move, a la chess, we'll call that the Mike Gambit.
** All of the fish puns, especially the desperation to figure out new fish puns.
** The phrase "horrifying fish murder spree", especially given that the security guards are largely unfussed by the multiple fish tanks Mike blows open.
** The first mission failure comes about because Mike couldn't resist the chance to find out whether a starfish counted and chucked it at one of the targets' heads like a shuriken.
** Actually ''finding'' a fish to hit people with proves inordinately challenging!
** "I'm killing time while I think of a good pun" - Jane Douglas
** The brief digression into where the hell 47 is keeping that fish.
** The false start on "And we're away!"
** "[[Series/GameOfThrones Chaos is a ladder!]]" - Jane Douglas, on blowing up security cameras
** The digression on 47's butt.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Lethal vs. nonlethal starfish.]]
** Mike gets his first ever five stars...because he got four stars, and Jane awards a bonus star for taking a starfish home.
* Hitman 2: Isle of Sgail 3 Ways to Play! (Knight Armor, Iron Maiden, Ancient Necklace) Ep. 1/2:
** Mike finds out he can hide as a suit of knight armor. So he goes out of his way to find it...and then goes on a murderous rampage with broadsword because he can't resist not doing so.
--> '''Mike''': My insistence on playing this like ''Dark Souls'' is causing me problems, I've got to admit.
** How does Mike kill his first target? Run at her in a crowded room with a broadsword while screaming 'Dark Souls!' and burying it in her head. He refers to this as 'Dark Soulsing her to death'. Surprisingly, this works.
** Andy pointing out how [[WhatAnIdiot idiotic the target is being]] by dismissing her guards and standing with her back to the person she's threatening...while looking into an open, functional iron maiden.
* Hitman 2: Isle of Sgail 3 Ways to Play! (Phoenix Burning, Silent Assassin, Suit of Armor) Ep. 2/2
** Andy tries to do the funeral kill...and is disturbed by the burial mask and questions what the heck is wrong with this society and their obsession with weird masks. Then the game bugs out and leaves him pretending to be a corpse for 30 minutes while an NPC is staring at him, forcing him to reset, much to his anger. He reveals in another video that he spent ''eight hours'' trying the troubleshoot the issue in order to get a Silent Assassin run, with the only solution he found was to restart the entire level, or use an earlier save (which explains his ''very'' exacerbated tone upon restarting the game).
** Mike tries the phoenix burning kill but messes it up, causing the target to storm off...so he hits her in the head with a torch, drags her into the phoenix before blowing her up and lighting it on fire with an exploding duck. Somehow he gets off without a hitch.
** Andy tries the phoenix burning kill...and the game freezes. Andy is understandably angry, and tells the target it's her fault because if the game hadn't froze, he would've painlessly stabbed her to death at a funeral rather than agonizingly burn her to death in a phoenix.
** Jane decides to pull a Mike and grab a propane canister to blow up the second target...and only shoots it once, resulting in an awkward moment of the target staring at her panicked before she shoots it again and blows her up.
** Mike decides to be Mike and go back for his suit of armor, resulting in him fleeing the level in a hail of gunfire.
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[[folder:Xmas Challenges]]
* Andy attempts to explain the offside rule in "FIFA '15 Giant Killing".
-->'''Andy:''' [[TheBlindLeadingTheBlind When a mummy football and a daddy football love each other very much...]]
* In ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' Basketball, once Jane has succeeded in placing the ball in the hoop using Symmetra's gravity gun, they start celebrating: Mike as Mei tries to "chill the booze" with the freeze ray (the bottle breaks), Andy does a very ineffectual celebratory ultimate (as [=McCree=], his ult only works if there are enemies nearby), and Jane grabs a bunch of random junk and dumps it on top of the hoop.
* In the tiebreaker ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV GTA Online]]'' Battle Royale challenge:
** Mike doesn't think too highly of Jane's and Andy's attempt at EnemyMine.
-->'''Mike:''' Sure, you guys team up. You guys just resist the urge to kill each other for like...ten seconds.
** Mike's plan isn't much better.
--> '''Mike:''' My plan relies on appealing to the better nature of the other GTA players.
--> '''Andy:''' Oh god, that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
** As Jane emerges as victor of the challenge, she decides to revoke Christmas forever so she can remain the Christmas champion for all time. Andy, who won last year, is distraught that he hadn't done that earlier.
** Jane tells Andy, "Have a headshot!" and then snipes him in his ''groin''. OUCH. Wrong head, Jane!
* In a ''Grand Theft Auto Online'' challenge, Luke and Ellen are challenged to a bicycle race up Mount Chilead.
** Luke is attempting to climb up the mountain when he hears the sound of a jet. He pivots the camera in time enough to see a jumbo jet fall to the ground. Later commenters called it the most impossibly British way to worry about a jet flying towards you.
--> '''Luke''': Okay, this could be a problem.
** After Luke respawns, he cycles up the mountain, only to realize he cycled up the wrong one, leading to corpsing for several minutes.
** During Ellen's run, she hears a chopper, and has to outrun another player trying to skewer her on the blades.
* ''VideoGame/WatchDogs2'' Dog Petting Challenge:
** The opening has Mike dancing on the sofa above Luke and Ellen, which they find rather disconcerting.
** There is a ''metric ton'' of CutenessProximity. Ellen in particular does a lot of cooing.
** After the second dog he pets gives Luke a little high-five, Luke robs a bystander with hacking and tries to transfer the cash to the dog. It doesn't work.
** For the fifth dog, Luke has to physically barge an NPC out of the way to pet the dog.
--->'''Luke:''' Out of the way! Let me pet your dog.\\
'''Ellen:''' This is what it's like being out in public with Luke.
** Luke gets distracted by a busker.
** They confuse a gardener for a dog, briefly.
--->'''Luke:''' Can I pet...no.\\
'''Ellen:''' That would be weird.
** Luke at one point ''crashes a car'' in order to get out and pet a dog in time.
--->'''Ellen:''' Why did you crash?\\
'''Luke:''' Hello, dog. I just shattered my spine to meet you.
** Luke gets a bit salty when Ellen uses fast-travel.
* ''VideoGame/Fallout4'' Nude Elder Punching: Because they're using Andy's save file, and he and the Brotherhood of Steel are thick as thieves, Mike needs to beat seven bells out of Lancer Captain Kells before everyone actually goes hostile.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'' Drunk Walking:
--->'''Andy:''' Look at that glorious winner there!\\
[slightly pixelated close-up of John Marston lying spreadeagled in the street]
* ''VideoGame/TheSims4'' sim-killing time trial has Jane getting distracted by how well the role of Christmas Elf fits Ellen, stating that it's a pity Ellen can't wear the Christmas hat all year round without looking insane because it really suits her. Ellen [[{{Corpsing}} handles this with her typical aplomb.]]
* ''VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront 2'' Yoda Lightsaber Chaos: Mike expresses frustration that he's playing a muppet, and muppets don't have a lot of killing power. Andy raises the most pertinent counterexample: Miss Piggy. Mike immediately concedes the point.
* In ''WWE [=2K18=]'', Mike isn't sure where they're putting the scores, so he points at random. They then have the scores loop and spiral around, while Mike and Luke joke about how much the CGI for that will cost.
** In the third episode of the 2017 Xmas challenge, Jane complements Ellen on how well she pulls off an elf hat, and laments that she would look like a crazy person if she wore it any other time in the year.
* During the ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'' "Deer-race to Kakariko Village" Challenge, Ellen has a...bit...of trouble.
** Ellen's attempt to capture deer leads them to commit suicide by drowning in the river.
** Ellen tries to shield surf, only to have the deer ram her into a tree, and then de-spawn into the tree.
** Ellen finally gets her stride by sneaking up on a stag carefully...only to hit the Y button by mistake and slice the deer in two.
--> '''Cue Deep Breathing Exercises'''
** When it's Luke's go, he decides to sing a song to himself while stealthily approaching a deer, with lyrics that make him sound like the giddiest serial murderer ever.
--> '''Luke''': Oh deer, be still, be calm, and quiet. While I sneak up on your haunches.
* In the ''FIFA 18 Giant Killing Challenge'', Jane and Andy notice that one of the League Two teams appears to have a prawn or shrimp as its mascot[[note]]Morecambe F.C, FYI, and technically the mascot is actually a shrimp[[/note]], and try to badger Mike into picking that one. When he refuses and chooses a better-performing team, they proceed to act as if that team was "The Shrimps", despite Mike's protests that his actual team[[note]]Mansfield Town[[/note]] has a much-cooler stag as its mascot.
* Luke's attempt at travelling from Mount Josiah to Mount Chilead in ''GTA 5'' in the final [=OxTra=] Christmas challenge. It takes him twenty-five minutes, and everything calamitous that could possibly go wrong ends up going wrong in the worst possible way. Although he doesn't exactly help himself by repeatedly insisting on taking "short cuts" that turn out to be nothing of the kind and apparently believing that any vehicle is capable of driving up the sheer side of a mountain if you just try hard enough.
* In the 2017 Xmas Charades part 2, Andy has a couple of minutes of raw hilarity. First, he gets ''VideoGame/Prey2017'' and, rather than actually miming praying, does an elaborate display of reenacting the entire game, to Mike's confusion. Then, he gets ''VideoGame/KingdomsOfAmalurReckoning'' and, instead of doing ''anything'' related to the title, opts to simply point at Ellen. When Mike doesn't get it despite this, Andy gets extremely snide about it.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2 Hat Shooting Challenge'': After successfully de-hatting ten people, Mike celebrates by...loudly proclaiming that it's time to ruin his shirt and having his player character leap off a roof into the mud while Andy demands to know what the hell he's doing.
* ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]] Rocket Boot Challenge'': The opening of the video involves Kippers appearing on horseback in midair, falling down to the ground, bouncing, and only taking damage when his movement actually stops. Then, when Kippers respawns, the horse ''starts climbing into the sky once more''. Bethesda, everyone!
** After Luke's [[https://youtu.be/YVGeZxwFies?t=999 second attempt,]] he notices an enemy nearby...[[CallBack and it's a frost troll they've encountered in previous Skyrim videos]].
--->'''Luke:''' HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEMONS ARE HERE!
* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV Online Observatory Road Race'':
** All of Luke [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving like crazy]].
** All of Ellen reacting to Luke driving like crazy.
** Luke spends much of the early part of his race receiving inconveniently timed cell phone calls and messing up his fancy-looking car while insisting that everything is fine.
** Luke laments that it's hard to do this at night, and Ellen points out that it's because he's wrecked his headlights. Later, on the way back to the starting line, Luke crashes into another wall:
--->'''Luke:''' Aww, my headlights are gone.\\
'''Ellen:''' (exasperated) ''Yes'', Luke.
** At one point Luke consults his map while speeding along the road. GTA 5 doesn't pause when you consult the map.
** Luke hasn't played GTA 5 for a while, so he manages to come off second best in a fistfight with an NPC immediately after getting out of the car.
** Luke manages to get a bounty ''and'' a wanted rating on the way back to the starting line, which makes Ellen ''very'' upset, particularly when she gets gunned down.
** Luke is bewildered by the concept that not crashing into things at maximum speed may be better for your time than racing everywhere with the accelerator pushed all the way to the floor.
--->'''Luke:''' And your car's not on fire! How'd you do that?
** Luke insists that he only made one mistake. It's not specified if "driving like a swivel-eyed lunatic" was the mistake in question or not, but it's not hard to infer.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2 Horse Landing Challenge'': Andy has sort of forgotten the classic reindeer lineup.
-->'''Andy:''' On Dasher, on Dancer, on...Steven and Geoffrey, on...\\
'''Jane:''' [[{{Troll}} Nixon]].\\
'''Andy:''' On Nixon, and Rixon, and Franchise/RickAndMorty...
* ''VideoGame/SoulCaliburVI Rudolph Rumble Challenge'': Mike's efforts in the character creator end up producing "Bondage Rudolph" - a muscular man in a skimpy outfit who happens to have antlers and a big red nose. Then they start looking through the pose options...
-->'''Jane:''' It's covering his whole deal.\\
'''Andy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You mean his antlers, I hope.]]\\
''the next preset has Rudolph's "whole deal" very much on display as he writhes toward the camera''\\
'''Jane:''' oh nooo\\
'''Mike:''' Such weird movements!\\
''he changes to another preset''\\
'''Andy:''' It's worse somehow!\\
...\\
'''Jane:''' (as Rudolph goes into a breakdancing pose before presenting his abs to the sky) Do a nice picture for Grandma, I insist!
* Luke and Ellen getting incredibly, absurdly, ''maniacally'' intense over a game of Connect Four in ''VideoGame/AWayOut''. The video resembles two chess masters staring each other down, only it's Connect Four. For comparison sake, the Outside Xbox Xmas Challenge released on the same day involved Jane playing ''Hitman'', beating up Santa, stealing his suit and murdering two people... and everyone in the comments agreed that the game of Connect Four was somehow ''more intense''.
* The horrifying/adorable pack of hungry [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Kirbies]] in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate Killer Kirby Survival Challenge''.
-->'''Luke:''' It's like a swarm of angry Skittles.
* All of the riffing at the Peel [=P50's=] expense in ''VideoGame/{{Forza}} Horizon 4 Slowmobile Challenge''.
-->'''Andy:''' Mike, what the ''hell'' is this?\\
'''Mike:''' Andy, this is a 1962 Peel [=P50=].\\
'''Jane:''' That's part of a car.\\
'''Andy:''' A stupid joke car.\\
'''Jane:''' Not even a large part of a car.\\
'''Mike:''' It is the sort of thing you'd expect four clowns to get out of.\\
'''Andy:''' It's like a thing you'd see in a shopping mall.\\
'''Jane:''' Oh, you'd put 50p in and...\\
'''Andy:''' Put 50p in and you go back and forth, yeah.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2 Pikachu-Drawing Challenge'': Once the Pikachus have been finished, Andy launches into a faux-highbrow ContemplateOurNavels speech about the nature of art, which reduces both Luke and Ellen to hysterical giggling by the end of the first sentence. Even Andy can't keep a straight face the whole time. Subsequently, when he awards the win to Ellen, she literally ''squeals'' with joy at having finally won in a Pikachu-drawing contest and runs over to give Andy a hug, before donning the challenge stocking to commemorate her victory.
-->'''Luke:''' In 2019 I'll be back for Christmas revenge, [[AnAssKickingChristmas which is the best thing to do at Christmas]].
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2 Bear Hunt'': Mike spends fifteen minutes of video and God knows how long in-game trying to lure a bear with predator bait, only for a bear to rush out of the forest, maul him for a bit and vanish into a fog bank, leading to some very drawn-out tracking before Mike kills it with one Molotov.
-->'''Andy:''' What a horrifying end to Christmas.
* In FIFA Giant Killing 2020, between the Franchise/HarryPotter references (since Jane's team are in Gryffindor red and gold and her opponents are in Slytherin green) and Jane's insistence that she hasn't ratified the offside rule, it starts becoming a little difficult to keep track of how you play the actual game!
-->'''Andy:''' He somehow gave ''himself'' a Stone Cold Stunner.
** Jane is legitimately indignant when she learns of "the offside trap"[[note]]basically when the opposing defence tries to lure an attacker into an offside position to prevent them from legitimately scoring a goal[[/note]] that the opposing team has lured her into and rails at length at the injustice of this being considered a valid and legal move in football, regardless of Andy and Mike trying to point out that the whole point of them doing it is to try and prevent Jane from otherwise scoring goals.
--->'''Jane:''' They're trying to make me-- Why?! That's so mean!\\
'''Mike:''' ''[Trying to hold back giggles]'' To prevent you from scoring.\\
'''Jane:''' But ''why''?!\\
'''Andy:''' ''[Not bothering trying to hold back giggles]'' They don't ''want'' you to score! Because then they'll lose the game of football that you're having!\\
'''Jane:''' That's unfair!
* In "Madden 20 Touchdown Challenge", the team are so lacking in knowledge of the rules and tactics of American Football that at several points they seem to be winning a game without having any clue of how they're doing so. The sheer bewilderment and utter confusion is hilarious.
* "VideoGame/SeaOfThieves Burn the Boat Challenge:"
** Ellen is Jane's [[MemeticMutation Elf on the Shelf]], watching and silently judging.
** One of the things in the challenge stocking is a satsuma, which Jane lobs offscreen.
--->'''Andy:''' [[OffscreenCrash Ow!]]
** "'Sea of Thieves Burn the Boat Challenge?' [[PyroManiac I love burning things!]]" - [[TokenEvilTeammate Jane]]
** When Jane says it's going to be a cinch, Ellen corrects her: it's going to be a ''[[{{Pun}} singe]]''.
** "Not now, skeleton!"
** Jane's completely nonsensical explanation for how this is like a game of chess.
** They pick up "barrybeebenson" as an ally, and he turns out to be TheLoad, missing his shots and setting the sails really weirdly.
--->'''Andy:''' Barry, I loaded the cannon for you, I did literally everything for you except fire it, Barry.\\
'''Jane:''' Oh, YouHaveFailedMe for the last time, Barry.
** The [[CrazyEnoughToWork eventual winning strategy]] is for Jane to ''[[ViolationOfCommonSense fire herself out of a cannon into the sea]]'' and hurl firebombs from the water into the back of a ship.
* "VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Catch 'em All Challenge":
** The new spin-on-the-spot option renders Ellen incoherent with joy.
** Luke laments that usually in Pokemon he has a really hard time fighting things, and now that there's a challenge about catching things, the mons on his team suddenly turn into unstoppable engines of war.
** Luke takes exception with the game design:
--->''Some of these animations. They don't move ''any'' limbs. It's like a JPEG wiggling around.''\\
''Don't use Hypnosis! DON'T USE HYPNOSIS! The animation is really long!''
** Luke gets half his team wiped by a passing Bewear...which then knocks itself out with recoil damage before he can catch it.
--->'''Luke:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOO!]]
** Luke's cheerful little Extrasensory song:
--->''[[LyricalDissonance Kill Pikachu's soul! Snap it in half!]]''
** Ellen shrieks in irritation when she accidentally hits "Run".
** Ellen sweet-talking a Bewear into joining up. It works.
* ''GTA Online Race from Mount Chiliad'':
** Luke's cheery summary of last time.
--->''I got hit by a jet!''
** "You know me, I'm a cautious man" - Leadfoot Luke Westaway, a man who spent an entire GTA Online race with the pedal pushed all the way to the floor while driving along streets in the dark with the map open but without headlights.
** Ellen brings up the time Luke climbed the wrong mountain. Luke is unamused.
** Luke's subsequent demontrations of caution include attempting to hijack cars by blazing away at them with an assault rifle, accidentally taking his car on multiple jumps because he was distracted by the cops, and falling down a hill while behind the wheel.
** Luke goes offroad and gets his car wedged in a thing.
--->'''Luke:''' This is faster because the police aren't - [gets stuck]
** Luke's cool jump off the end lands him on a lower part of the pier like something out of ''Film/JohnnyEnglish''.
** Ellen gets into a fender-bender four seconds after stealing a new car.
** Ellen Keeps Her Eye On The Prize:
--->''Ooh, I've seen that rock in real life!''
** Luke keeps providing Ellen with bad, if cool, advice like some sort of shoulder devil.
** Luke is reduced to frantically begging for someone to report Ellen to the cops.
* ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII Frozen Slider Sled Race'':
** Their Disney imitations.
--->'''Ellen:''' Gawrsh.\\
'''Luke:''' Well, in the words of Donald Duck, ([[{{Angrish}} note-perfect impression of Donald throwing an incoherent hissy fit]])
** Ellen gives "and Goofy" an extremely dignified tone for no apparent reason.
** "Sora, Donald, and Goof[SoundEffectBleep]kyourself" - Luke
** "The scoring seems [[KudzuPlot as incomprehensible as Kingdom Hearts]]"
** They both get very snotty with the characters critiquing their driving, including Luke calling out Goofy's hat.
** Ellen at one point laments that she's getting so many rewards she can't see the screen, which is probably one of the best problems to have!
** Having managed a massive score off a NoDamageRun, Ellen starts triumphantly belting out "Let it Go".
** The sound of an athlete limbering up.
** This bit:
--->'''Ellen:''' [[WaxingLyrical Do you wanna build a snowman?]]\\
'''Luke:''' (seething) ...Okay, fine.
* ''WWE [=2K20=] Santa Battle Royale Challenge'':
** When Andy seems disappointed that it's Ellen bringing the challenge rather than Santa himself, Ellen and Jane sit down to badmouth him on camera. And [[NiceGirl Ellen]] can't even do ''that'' effectively.
** "[[ARareSentence I do like the sexy lederhosen.]]"
** Selecting "Ribbie" at random. Mike comments that he's been skipping leg day and focusing entirely on head day.
** Jane has no idea what she's doing here.
** All the jokes about a GroinAttack.
--->'''Mike:''' Ooh, right in the jingle bells!
** Andy tries and fails to be magnanimous.
--->''I think we're all winners this year, but in a more real sense, I am.''
** "Big comeback from whoever Cole Quinn is."
** The final fight, between two AI wrestlers, takes about nine years.
** Andy's entire attempt to replace Christmas with Andymas.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Livestreams]]
* ''Friday 13th Livestream''
** At one point during the gang's first playthrough as Jason in ''VideoGame/FridayThe13thTheGame'', the game crashes while they're chasing a player dressed as a "Sexy Chad", causing them to freeze right in front of a door. [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu "Sexy Chad" takes the opportunity to taunt them by doing increasingly provocative and bold sexy dance moves]], much to their combined frustration, chagrin and amusement.
--->'''Mike:''' How do we top that?\\
'''Luke:''' I suppose we've just got to find some way of stumbling through the rest of our lives...
** In their next playthrough as Jason, they're a lot more successful at butchering the teens, and at one point corner one who tries to flee... only to discover in the final kill animation that it's "Sexy Chad". [[DoNotTauntCthulhu Gloating ensues]].
--->'''Andy:''' Well, ''look who it is...''\\
'''Mike:''' Not so sexy-dancing ''now'', are you?
* In the ''VideoGame/MetalGearSurvive'' livestream, Mike finds it difficult to find a route to a waypoint through an abandoned, ruined base. Andy asks if there's a door, to which Mike replies in the negative. After discovering plans to make a crowbar, the team decide that this must be what's needed to get to the waypoint, prompting Mike to take an extended, lengthy journey back to the base, which is interrupted by his character running low on food, which in turn leads him to starve to death when no more animals can be found. Eventually, Mike finds some rations, builds a crowbar, journeys back to the base, tries to use it on some rubble... and fails. And then, when he moves back through into the corridor, he spots a door ''right next to where Andy had asked if there was a door''.
* ''F1 2018 Live! Outside Xbox Plays F1 2018'':
** "Mike, this is ''so'' easy!" ~ Jane Douglas, literally as she crashes an F1 car into a wall.
** In fact, pretty much all of Jane's attempt at driving an F1 car.
* In the December 17, 2018 ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' livestream, Jane accidentally turns Kirby yellow while they're playing as a team of pink adorable things. This leads to a weird digression on Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, turning into Kirby, and inhaling all of the others.
* During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H8PP8NiBds this]] ''VideoGame/SuperMarioParty'' stream, things rapidly devolve into madness when Luke, Jane and Andy decide that Monty Mole must be poisoned literally all the time ''at all costs''. At one point Jane is instructing Luke that he should follow Andy's instructions in a 3-on-1 minigame...when Andy is ''on the other side''.
* And again in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAnYtiJZ2EU this stream]], also ''Mario Party'', in which Luke rapidly accumulates multiple stars.
-->'''Luke:''' (in a heartwarming tone) The real stars were the friends I lost along the way.
* In the ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI'' remaster where Luke beats the FinalBoss and takes the "Dark Lord" ending, there's enough of a break between the end of the fight and the final cutscene that Luke has time to dress up in [[RummageSaleReject a ridiculous selection of garments]], topped off by what Johnny Chiodini dubs "this fetching hessian sack", before accidentally triggering the cutscene.
* Their entire ''VideoGame/GangBeasts'' display at EGX Rezzed 2019. Overlooking that ''Gang Beasts'' is already a game about strange floppy jelly creatures ineptly wrestling (most notable, Ellen wins at least two rounds by ''doing nothing'' and allowing the others to fall off or get left behind by themselves), the commentary is also golden:
-->'''Luke:''' (as a dinosaur) Leave me alone, I'm a scientifically significant discovery!\\
'''Mike:''' DON'T WALK ON ME!\\
'''Andy:''' No, that's my hat, that's my hat.\\
'''Luke:''' No! Meat! Meat! NOOOOO!\\
'''Mike:''' LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain.\\
'''Luke:''' No, no, no, get me out of the grinder!\\
'''Andy:''' I think you'd like it in the grinder!\\
'''Luke:''' Well, I think ''you'd'' like it in the grinder!\\
'''Andy:''' NOOOO, MY HAT, IT'S IN THE GRINDER\\
'''Ellen:''' I live here now.\\
'''Ellen:''' [[{{Angrish}} (angry squeaks)]]\\
'''Luke:''' I've got a cone, I've got a cone, everybody.\\
'''All:''' (humming ''Duel of the Fates'' while Luke and Andy fight with traffic cones)\\
'''Luke:''' I need to time it right! (completely misses the train and ends up falling into the tracks)\\
'''Mike:''' You want your hat back? You want your hat back? Go get it! (throws the hat off the tower)\\
'''Mike:''' I'm getting off this stupid wheel, it's dumb. (floor gives way underneath him) Oh no!\\
'''Andy:''' I'm going to see if I can make my way across to Ellen the coward.\\
'''Luke:''' [[FailedAttemptAtDrama I thought I'd do something cool at that point, that was the plan.]]\\
'''Mike:''' You're not supposed to have a strategy! That's not how this game works!\\
'''Mike and Luke:''' (clinging desperately to the edge of cracking ice) [[Film/Titanic1997 Near... far... wherever you are...]]\\
'''Luke:''' We're gonna pull Ellen in half!\\
'''Ellen:''' I'm free! I'M FREE!\\
'''Luke:''' Let's all jump off at the same time and see who - [pitches the other two over the side]\\
'''Ellen:''' Well, I grabbed you, and then I don't know what happened.\\
'''Luke:''' Headbutted unconscious and slid off a blimp!\\
'''Andy:''' Kill him, kill him, no don't kill me...\\
'''Andy:''' With the paternal hand on my shoulder, like, "One day, son, ''you'll'' fight in an elevator."\\
'''Luke:''' Ellen and I will just have to take both of you out. It's like ''Literature/TheHungerGames''.\\
'''Mike:''' That is not how the Hunger Games works!\\
'''Mike:''' My poor cat brain.\\
'''Luke:''' Well, I don't know what an Wrestling/AJStyles is.\\
'''Luke:''' PULL HIM IN HALF LIKE IT'S ANCIENT ROME!\\
'''Ellen:''' I'm really regretting teaching them the controls.
* Another ''Gang Beasts'' outing, this time a livestream, featured Jane getting a little too in-character as [[NeverMessWithGranny Granny Murder]]:
-->'''Jane:''' I've buried nine husbands and now I'm going to bury you!
* Yet more ''Gang Beasts'' when they did a tournament for EGX Rezzed Digital.
** The whole thing started with them accidentally setting the online game to Open and getting slaughtered by randos. Then Mike couldn't find a setting to turn off the randos. Then chat yelled about how to turn off the randos.
** After Andy explains his wrestling backstory, Ellen explains her motivation as "I'm a penguin."
** Andy explodes with rage when a rando wins the first proper round on a technicality.
** The camera is locked to Mike unless he's been knocked out, which regularly means that vicious brawls are unfolding in places where none of the brawlers can actually see what's going on while Mike desperately clings to an edge.
** Ellen gets her first win stricken for "egregious unsportspersonlike conduct", namely using a strategy and not just joining in a huge melee immediately.
** There's a lengthy diversion while Mike and Jane try to pick up Andy's hat and throw it into the sea.
** Every new stage prompts sounds of despair and frustration from the OX crew.
** At one point Andy strikes a victory pose for something like a minute while waiting for Jane's Gang Beast to fall off a wall.
** Andy's character is eventually dubbed "Red Hatman".
** At one point, Mike is posing on top of a shipping container and Ellen's penguin just pops into frame behind him.
** When Jane and Andy are the only Beasts left, they bow to each other before the fight. The resultant brawl is ''amazingly'' drawn out, including more last-second reversals than a game of Uno, and ends up a draw. This happens twice (one goes to time, one they both fall in front of a train and die simultaneously).
--->'''Jane:''' That was the most Gang Beasts I've ever Gang Beasted.
** Ellen drags Mike into the path of a train, [[TakingYouWithMe without budgeting enough time to get out herself]]. ''[[TooDumbToLive Twice.]]''
--->'''Mike:''' When has that strategy ever worked?!
** The out-of-context quote game remains strong.
--->'''Jane:''' The ghost of Thatcher is haunting our game lobby, or something.\\
'''Andy:''' Just go before someone joins!\\
'''Everyone but Ellen:''' Headbutt the penguin!\\
'''Ellen:''' Is it really a victory without your hat, though?\\
'''Andy:''' Riding you like a pool floatie over to the iceberg.\\
'''Andy:''' What you didn't see there was [[KilledOffscreen Ellen and I got dragged into a fan and minced.]]\\
'''Andy:''' It's a prescription hat!\\
'''Mike:''' We've just become a writhing Gang Beast morass.\\
'''Andy:''' Granny Murder's hero bicep pose.\\
'''Andy:''' Cat sausage for dinner.\\
'''Jane:''' Penguin sausage for dessert!\\
'''Mike:''' I don't hate success, I just hate ''your'' success.\\
'''Jane:''' TPE: Total Party Ellening.\\
'''Mike:''' There's only room for one adorable creature in this match, and it's me.\\
'''Andy:''' I ''said'', go in the fire, Granny!\\
'''Jane:''' So much physics happening right now.\\
'''Andy:''' OhTheHumanity! Oh, the penguinanity!\\
'''Andy:''' I want to honour her by making her into a sausage!\\
'''Jane:''' Granny off the top rope! [misses]\\
'''Andy:''' Get off my beard! GET OFF MY BEARD!\\
'''Andy:''' Sudden death! By which I mean Granny will suddenly die.\\
'''Jane:''' Spider-Gran, Spider-Gran, does whatever a spider can...\\
'''Mike:''' I'm knocked out! That's not how it's supposed to go!\\
'''Andy:''' If anyone asks what Rezzed is, it's this.
* In response to the ''' Videogame/AssassinsCreedValhalla ''' reveal, Luke bemoans the fact the English are beind invaded by the Vikings, yet are presented as villains, blaming it on the [[EvilBrit accent]].
* ''Metacritic Worst Game Challenge: Andy Vs Mike'':
** By the nature of the competition, there's some confusion over whether the person with the worst game collection could be considered to have "won".
--->'''Jane:''' Whoever wins, they both lose.
** They conclude that this game is better than both golf and basketball.
** They refrain from flipping a coin because all of Jane's coins are out of arm's reach and she can't be bothered getting up.
** The first game is a tie because they both picked ''VideoGame/FighterWithin''...
** ...And the third only ''isn't'' a tie because Andy ''picked the wrong game'', choosing ''You're In The Movies'' instead of ''Yoostar 2: In The Movies''.
** Relatedly, every time they refer to Andy's third pick as ''Urine: The Movie''.
--->'''Andy:''' [[ARareSentence Jane, please! Stop talking about urine!]]
** One of Andy's picks, ''Secret Service'', is so obscure that Metacritic doesn't even have enough reviews of it to reach a judgment. They remain unconvinced that it's even real and propose that Andy just wrote the reviews himself and put together a fake game disc.
** One of Mike's picks rates a [[MemeticMutation 69]].
** Andy mentions that he might be in for a spot of difficulty because one of his picks is a triple-A game and reviewers are only allowed to score them between six and nine. Because that pick is ''VideoGame/TooHuman'' they end up proposing that a containment team is coming via Fortnite bus to destroy it.
** Jane describes the halfway point as being the bit where they go offscreen and eat an orange and the coach brings you a towel and rubs your shoulder.
--->'''Jane:''' I don't know anything about sports.
** The similar decisions continue with Andy's sixth pick, which was Mike's fifth.
** Meanwhile Mike's sixth pick is a winter sports title that he doesn't even remember ever buying, and there's some speculation that it's cursed and appeared in his collection one night. It's so obscure that they end up digging through the internet to find a review on Gamesradar because Metacritic ''doesn't even have reviews for Jane to average''. Mike spends most of the time talking smack about biathletes and triathletes.
--->'''Andy:''' The pros are "good snowboarding", "it's well-meaning" and [[DamnedByFaintPraise "you'll like it if you enjoy being angry"]]; cons: "the living hell of the biathlon", "only eight events" and "being angry isn't fun for most of us".
** ''History: Legends of War'' is so easily forgotten that even though they played it on their channel, Andy proposes Mike played it with his other friends, Creator/AndySamberg and Creator/JaneAusten. Even commenters forget about it.
** Andy calls ''VideoGame/CallOfJuarezTheCartel'' one of the most racist games he owns. Mike reminds us that it's also sexist.
** Mike keeps gambling by picking games that he really likes but he thinks reviewers will hate. In this case it's ''VideoGame/DeadlyPremonition'', a game that Andy describes as what you'd get if someone woke you in the middle of the night, demanded that you describe ''Series/TwinPeaks'' to them, and then make a game based on that.
** Immediately after Mike's gamble doesn't pay off, leaving him with a 68/100 (not quite the highest score but certainly a bad result), Andy then tries to cement his lead by bringing out ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever''.
** When Andy cracks that [[VideoGame/DukeNukemForever DNF]] should have been a DNR, Jane suspiciously asks him if he wrote a review and that was in it.
** Mike delivers a stinging TakeThat to Randy Pitchford.
** The increasingly breast-related commentary on Pitchford's "dual bell curve" model, culminating in Jane dubbing the exact middle the "numerical cleavage".
** Andy goes straight from being smug about DNF to wincing in pain as Mike trots up with ''Blackwater''. It scores a 37, a ''stunning'' disaster and one that puts Mike right back into the game despite his big loss. Andy proposes that the few unambiguously positive reviews are motivated by fear.
** Andy knows he's in serious trouble when Mike fronts up with ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'' as his final outing. The fear is justified; ''Ride to Hell: Retribution'' has an incredibly low Metacritic score of 19.
* "Golf With Your Friends Xbox Challenge: Who Is Best at Golf? Jane vs Mike vs Andy!" has Andy, Mike and Jane playing several rounds of hard miniature golf style gameplay, complete with the three of them using complete nonsense words to describe shot power. Mike is also pounding back several beers, and he just gets more hilarious as it goes along.
* "''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}'' Gameplay: Luke Plays Bloodborne For The First Time": Luke's reasoning behind not giving his character glasses.
-->'''Luke:''' You don't get ''glasses'' on the mean streets of Victorian London, you either grow up short-sighted or you don't grow up at all! [{{Beat}}] That's total nonsense, what am I talking about?
[[/folder]]
* ''Let's Play Dating Sims on XBOX Live'':
** The group reaction to ''Don't Die Dateless, Dummy'', which is just a bit messed-up when it comes to women.
-->'''Jane:''' I can't help but feel this is a window into the writer's mind. A terrifying window.
** Upon discovering that ''Virtual Attraction'' is technically titled ''Virtual Attraction '''1''''', apparently in expectation of a sequel:
-->'''Andy:''' ... They're confident.
** As well as diving deep into the UncannyValley, ''Virtual Attraction'' has, again, some weird ideas about women.
-->'''Mike:''' Is this just a negging simulator?\\
'''Jane:''' Yeah, this is "The Game: The Game".
** When the UncannyValley makes another appearance in ''Who's Gonna Get The Girl'', Mike and Andy can be seen visibly cringing away from the screen.
-->'''Mike:''' MY EYES!
** ''Everything'' about the ''[[OverlyLongTitle Old Spice: The Secret To The Perfect Pickup Line]]'' segment, but especially them continually and accidentally flubbing the pickup lines (even with the deodorant powerup activated[[note]]which both slows down the options wheel, ''and'' highlights the correct answer whilst blacking out all the others[[/note]]), leading to things like:
-->"Was that an earthquake, or did you just [pwn] my world?"
-->"Hi, I suffer from [headaches], do you come here often?"
-->"My [anger] for you is like the ocean, never ending."
-->"If [ice panther] was time, you'd be [a goat]."
** The conclusion.
-->'''Jane:''' We hope you've learned something. We certainly have.\\
'''Andy:''' I've learned not to play romantic indie games.\\
'''Mike:''' (cheerful sarcasm) [[SpoofAesop And I've learned women are subhuman!]]\\
([[{{Corpsing}} Everyone cracks up]])
* ''Let's Play PT:''
** Andy referring to the ghost as a "spookington". This somehow fails to reduce the fear.
** The whole sequence with the bathroom.
-->'''Jane:''' I hope you don't need the bathroom.\\
'''Andy:''' [[BringMyBrownPants I do now!]]
** Ellen arrives in the middle of an unnerving sequence involving what appears to be a screaming fetus, giving Jane and Andy simultaneous heart attacks. Said foetus is dubbed "Feety the PT Foetus", and even gets its own theme song.
*** Even better: a subsequent list video reveals that Jane had in fact arranged this prank, having texted Ellen to bang on the door on her arrival
** "I'm beatboxing in fear!"
** Mike dubs the repetitive setting, consisting of running through the same few corridors with creepy as hell tweaks, "the sequel to ''Film/GroundhogDay'' that nobody wanted".
** Repeatedly applying "the classic horror strategy of moonwalking" because they're worried the ghost will be there if they turn around.
** Upon discovering something in the pause screen, they come up with other possible locations, including the media bar and ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain''.
** The ShoutOut density increases sharply as they become increasingly unnerved.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie "Everything is eyeballllls...everything is eyeballs when you're being-murdered-by-ghosts..."]]
** "Stop degaussing my screen, you monster!"
* ''Let's Play [[VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront Battlefront Death Star DLC]]:''
** Jane plays chicken with ''Slave I'' and loses.
-->'''Andy:''' "''Slave I'' In My Face: The Jane Douglas Story." Title of your autobiography.
** Jane dubs herself "Rando Rebel #17."
-->'''Mike:''' [[{{Pun}} Rando Calrissian.]]
** Andy Farrant, A-Wing hipster.
-->'''Mike:''' I'm gonna stick with the X-Wing, it's cool and its wings go up and down.\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah, all right, if you wanna be ''mainstream'', Mike. I like this little fighter, it's called the A-Wing, bit obscure, hasn't made it to Tatooine - whatever backwater you're from...
** Andy tempts fate:
-->"Easy pickings!" (crashes into TIE fighter, loses most of his health)
** The team concludes that they're recovering R2-D2 from the Death Star because [[Film/TheForceAwakens he has the map to where Mark Hamill is hiding out]] - Los Angeles.
** Jane finds an R4 and wonders if they could just roll it back to the Rebel base and pretend it's R2.
** Motivation can be very important.
-->'''Mike:''' (Han) is there for the glory, I think.\\
'''Jane:''' He's there for the smooches!\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah, the princess, and the treasure.\\
'''Jane:''' Why aren't ''we'' in it for the princess and the treasure?\\
'''Mike:''' We're in it for the modest paycheque.\\
'''Jane:''' Getting shot at, yeah.
** Jane is killed by someone with [[VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic "Revan"]] in their handle:
-->''Wrong game, idiot!''
** "Mike, this is a dustbin. You've brought back a dustbin."
** With R2 inches from extraction and time nearly up, they propose getting him onboard the transport by throwing him.
** At the start of the third phase, Jane and Mike are assigned for the trench run. Within seconds, Mike gets shot down but before Andy could even finish berating him, Jane gets killed too.
* ''VideoGame/FarCry4'' Tuk-Tuk Ski Jump Challenge: The team experiences a minor mathematical issue when Jane scores a total of six points in three runs:
-->'''Mike:''' On top of your four...\\
[*THREE]\\
'''Mike:''' So seven altogether...\\
[*NO IT ISN'T]\\
'''Mike:''' Oh my god. Tiebreak situation.\\
[(WE ARE BAD AT COUNTING)]]
* ''Let's Play Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes''
** When describing the symbols on the keypad of a bomb, for one of them Ellen is unable to provide any further description than "half a hashtag"[[note]]For what it's worth, it appears to be a variation on a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samekh Samekh]][[/note]].
-->'''Mike:''' You are such a millennial!
** The fact that the three ButtMonkey of the show were given the task of defusing bombs hadn't escaped the viewers' notice
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'':
** The hosts talking about how annoyed Marston must be by the two women behind him on the train talking about the future:
-->'''Andy:''' He's like, I wish I hadn't had Redemption, or I'd shoot these two...\\
'''Jane:''' "I'll have to start redeeming myself all over again..."
** The hosts waste no time riffing and mocking John Marston's approach to Bill Williamson's stronghold. Namely just walking up to the gate only to be shot at.
** Them naming Marston's horse [[Creator/OrsonWelles Horson Welles]], and later they find a dog and name him [[Creator/DouglasAdams Doglas Adams]].
** Prior to the raid on Fort Mercer, Andy changes John Marston's clothing into a new, smarter costume, leading to this:
-->'''Mike:''' Are you wearing jeans and a jacket?\\
'''Andy:''' ''[Snappish]'' Yes! What's... wrong with that? It's a... good look.\\
'''Mike:''' Just sort of... a bit [[Series/TopGear Jeremy Clarkson]].\\
'''Andy:''' ''No it isn't.''\\
'''Mike:''' ''[Chuckling]'' [[{{Troll}} I know exactly how to wind Andy up.]]
** Just before resolving the final "American Appetites" mission, an NPC begins to challenge Andy to one of the in-game duels by demanding to see how fast a draw he is. Andy plugs the guy ''before he's even finished speaking'', causing all the other {{Non Player Character}}s around to start panicking.
-->'''Mike:''' Andy!\\
'''Andy:''' What? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He wanted to see how fast I was.]]\\
'''Mike:''' [[{{Angrish}} That, I, unn]] -- within ''the bounds of a regulated duel'', probably.\\
'''Andy:''' ''Ohhhh''. Alright, well, let me just pay off this witness.
* ''VideoGame/YookaLaylee Gameplay'':
-->[[AC:Now to see team OX's platforming prowess]]\\
[[AC:[[SelfDeprecation Fun fact: We have none]]]]
* ''VideoGame/CitiesSkylines'':
** All the jokes about their dystopian rule over [[{{Egopolis}} Oxboxford]].
-->'''Jane:''' We hope we can count on your vote in the re-elections! Just kidding. There'll be no elections.\\
'''Andy:''' It's always something. We want power, we want water, we want to not be murdered by your secret police.\\
'''Jane:''' Can't we just ship in water from a less corrupt city? All right, you want water, have some water. Sarcastic amounts of water.\\
'''Andy:''' Why can't we have, like, an [[Film/MadMaxFuryRoad Immortan Joe]] deal, where we just dump it all on their heads once a day?\\
'''Andy:''' [The city's electricity is] powering all the street lights on our giant vanity road!\\
'''Mike:''' Put the tourism district next to the nuclear power plant!\\
'''Andy:''' (On a tweet complaining about how long the fire department took to rescue a cat) Who do you think gave her those trees? Us! You're welcome!\\
'''Jane:''' Lots of skyscrapers! Make it an affront unto the Lord!\\
'''Mike:''' Did they not learn the lesson from when we bulldozed the last guys?\\
'''Jane:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability Shut up, it's a utopia.]]\\
'''Andy:''' Call [the hospital]...[[CallBack Dr Andy's Horrortorium]].\\
'''Jane:''' Can't they just burn some corpses for power?\\
'''Mike:''' (cheerfully) A nice, big, smelly landfill!\\
'''Jane:''' (on a positive tweet) You may continue living in my utopia.\\
'''Jane:''' Why is this a crime hotspot?\\
'''Andy:''' [[MurderIsTheBestSolution Destroy the house!]]\\
'''Jane:''' Nice little smiley tweet. Shall we find her? ...And end her?
** Jane takes a moment to apologise to [[SelfDeprecation anyone who's actually good at Cities: Skylines]].
** Mike refers to the sewage crisis as "[=#DyingOfDysentery=]".
-->'''Mike:''' Are we [[{{Squick}} picking up water from where we're dumping filthy water?]]\\
'''Jane:''' ...Maybe?
** Law enforcement, OX style:
-->'''Jane:''' Stop happening, crime!
** When they demolish a few houses due to the sewage crisis, they're sent a tweet in-game expressing distaste. [[YouHaveFailedMe Naturally, Andy wonders which house belongs to the tweeter.]]
** Placing some new residential land:
-->'''Jane:''' Who wouldn't want to live here? Next to the beach, restaurants, volleyball courts...\\
'''Mike:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Sewage pipe]]...
** The airport is dubbed the "OXBOX DANGER ZONE".
** The team naming buildings after themselves is a succession of BlackComedy. The Jane Douglas Institute is banal enough unless one remembers its [[MadScientist namesake]]. Then the Oxboxford hospital is named "[[MadDoctor Dr Andy's Horrortorium]]". And finally a crematorium simply named ..."Mike's Grill"
** The team follows an ambulance transporting a patient when a black sedan pulls up behind the ambulance. They immediately assume it's a hearse from Mike's crematorium, commenting it isn't a good omen for the patient.
** Needless to say, when they have a go on the [=PS4=] version Luke and Ellen prove to have [[SarcasmMode similarly impressive]] town-planning skills. To illustrate, at one point their town of “Oxtralia” somehow manages to be flooded and on fire ''at the same time''.
* ''Franchise/StarTrek Bridge Crew'':
** They identify themselves on the VR by screwing around, doing the YMCA, and playing various "air instruments" including guitar, double bass, and flute.
-->'''Mike:''' We're all gonna die. I'm crying inside my VR headset.
** When they receive a mission to ensure a transport isn't smuggling invasive species, Luke refers to it as "space koalas getting in the vents".
** Andy views torpedoes as TheAllSolvingHammer, including attempting to shoot them at the message from an admiral telling you that you've completed the Kobayashi Maru.
** Ellen pretends to be pressing controls in order to look busy.
** Instead of "[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Make it so]]", the USS Oxbox captain's command is "Punch it!"
** Rescuing people from a damaged ship:
-->'''Luke:''' Bring them aboard. And set phasers to fun!\\
'''Mike:''' You promised you wouldn't say it!
** They go to red alert at one point just to see what it's like. And another time because [[InventionalWisdom the "receive transmission" and "red alert" buttons are right next to each other]].
** Tech support in space:
-->'''Luke:''' Turn their engines off and on again.[[note]]It works.[[/note]]
** Whenever anything goes wrong, everyone starts yelling and panicking.
** Luke's LineInTheSand speech needs a little work.
-->''If anyone's not entirely comfortable with this...[[ThrownOutTheAirlock go out the airlock or something]], I don't really care.''\\
[later] ''It'll be seen as an act of war, but I assume we're all cool with that.''
** The end of part 1:
-->'''Luke:''' Well guys, we started a war ''and'' we didn't rescue hardly anyone.\\
'''Andy:''' Hooray!\\
'''Ellen:''' Yaaaay.\\
'''Mike:''' Set a course for the pub!
** The caption for Part 2 mentions that it has Jane as captain of the Enterprise, and then asks a pertinent question: "Wait, why is everything on fire?"
** Jane's first order as captain is to "make some noise for 1966!"
-->''It's like that weird dream where I'm Creator/WilliamShatner!''
** The Enterprise is [[BlatantLies in safe hands]], with the ship taking damage ''before the mission even began''.
** It takes them several minutes to figure out how to go to warp.
** There's a lot of complaining about mid-20th-century starship design, including comparisons of the buttons to Jolly Ranchers, the scanners to graph paper and so on.
** After they destroy a Klingon ship, Jane issues high-fives. This resembles an awkward slap fight more than anything. This happens twice.
** Chief Engineer Ellen describes the damage done as "holes and burned bits".
** Mike concludes that the criminal the mining ship is escorting is Khan. Andy immediately does the yell.
** Jane knows her military terminology.
-->'''Jane:''' Shoot the stuffing out of them!\\
...\\
'''Mike:''' [[RammingAlwaysWorks Can we ram them?]]\\
'''Jane:''' No, we're going to torpedo the heck out of them.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUlPLyduHeA&t=1099s KIPPERS, MASTER OF MAGIC]]:
** First [[CatFolk Kippers]] attempts to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUlPLyduHeA&t=1099s#t=11m43s take over Whiterun with an army of giant mudcrabs]], with Luke and Ellen singing the ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' theme in the background...
*** ...but then gets arrested by a Whiterun guard for killing a chicken with [[Literature/HarryPotter Avada Kedavra]] earlier. Luke and Ellen opt to have Kippers submit and go to jail.
-->'''Ellen:''' We've got the gold...
-->'''Luke:''' No, take me to jail. Kippers is going to do a mudcrab jailbreak!
-->''(Caption: [[GilliganCut Kippers is not going to do a mudcrab jailbreak]])''
-->''(Caption: [[RealityEnsues Let's find out why getting arrested was a terrible idea]])''
** Kippers' first outing, involving the catnip mod, was also hilarious. At one point they decide to test out the combat-boosting power of catnip against a troll. Problem: catnip speeds up time for everyone but your Khajit when freshly taken.
--->'''Luke:''' Oh no, I made the troll faster! AAAAAAA\\
'''Ellen:''' [dies laughing as Kippers rolls down the mountain in fast forward]
** After they download a few house mods for Skyrim, they visit the first house as Ellen gives a standard realtor pitch. She talks about how [[TemptingFate the place is perfect for wanted criminals to hide from authorities]] as Kippers walks out of his house...to see a Whiterun guard waiting to arrest Kippers. This leads to the longest {{Corpsing}} from Ellen that lasts for several minutes.
* ''VideoGame/LegoCityUndercover'':
** Luke and Ellen singing "Walkin' on Sunshine" very, ''very'' badly in order to avoid a copyright strike.
** When it goes into co-op, they are forced to use some...''nontraditional'' styles in order to compensate for the police car only having one seat.
--->'''Luke:''' (standing on the roof) This is a sustainable plan.
** Ellen gets sidetracked from pursuing the main objective by basketball, while Luke is incredibly charmed by the "whistle and wave badge" control and uses it constantly throughout the mission.
** This bit speaks for itself:
--->'''Luke:''' (standing on top of a tow truck spamming the whistle button) I'm the siren!
** Luke, master detective:
--->'''Luke:''' I think I can tell which truck is you, Ellen. It's the one smashing everything.
** Most of the distractions only work for one player, which Luke finds rather irritating.
** It turns out that the tow truck can tow things.
--->'''Luke:''' (being towed up a hill) We are solving a crime!\\
'''NPC:''' You should get to the Red Cafe as soon as you can, Chase!\\
'''Ellen:''' Yeah, just...one second...doing this first.\\
'''Luke:''' L-3 is the horn. This is the best police work.
** The scene transitions:
--->[[AC:After some faffing about...]]\\
[[AC:After yet more faffing about...]]
** It turns out that neither of them are very good at driving Lego cars.
--->'''Ellen:''' Okay, mine is an open-topped bus now.\\
'''Luke:''' I got my truck stuck in a gate.\\
'''Ellen:''' Aw, you broke our car.
** The not-good-at-driving thing proves especially problematic when they go on a race. At one point they trash each other's cars simultaneously. Another time, Luke jumps into the back of Ellen's commandeered limo in order to cheat.
* ''Mouse Trap'':
** They get ''really dramatic'' about everything, from coming up with backstories to ham-acting towards the end to handing out dramatic emphasis to things like the Crank, the Diver and the "Whirlpool of Death".
** The official Oxbox motto is stated to be "swallow your rage and carry on" when Andy gets really upset about differently coloured components on the box picture.
** This bit:
--->'''Luke:''' The important thing is, we all kept our cool.\\
'''Andy:''' We're just going to have a little clip here of Luke keeping his cool.\\
'''Luke:''' (from twenty seconds previously) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
** Luke declares himself a "dice whisperer" when he successfully reads a die that had fallen under the sofa with his thumb.
** Everything involving "Mouse Tipsy", such as Luke declaring that it is [[Music/SmashMouth "Smash Mouse"]], prompting Andy to attempt to end the video. He attempts to do so again when they start talking about the Mousetrap being a "pipe dream", which Luke, looking at the second-last piece, amends to a "drainpipe dream".
** Andy has certain issues with {{Robinson Goldberg Contraption}}s.
--->''I'm sorry, but if you build a mousetrap like this in your house, you are a SerialKiller.''
** Andy ''also'' gets very irate that the colour of some of the pieces of the Mouse Trap doesn't match the colours that they are on the box.
-->'''Luke:''' Explain yourself, MB Games!\\
'''Andy:''' ''[Pointing at the laughing child on the box]'' Is anyone making that face?! ''[Glowers sullenly into the camera]''
** Deep Game Analysis takes place.
--->'''Andy:''' Sorry, in terms of the lore...the Diver is an actual human being, yes?\\
'''Ellen & Mike:''' Yes.\\
'''Andy:''' Not a statue of a diver.\\
'''Ellen:''' For scale...(holds the Diver and a mouse next to each other)\\
'''Mike:''' That mouse is enormous. I can see why they needed the trap!\\
'''Luke:''' He sort of roughly matches the bath and the lamppost, so think of it as, ''this'' (indicates the machinery) is literal, and everything around the side, and the mice, that's metaphorical. So in fact, [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory the mice could represent people]]...\\
[Everyone cracks up]\\
'''Luke:''' [[MoodWhiplash Is it my turn?]]\\
...\\
'''Andy:''' Sorry, I need to understand this diver. So, he's a human being who is complicit in this trap. Is he...\\
'''Mike:''' He's a minimum wage employee.\\
'''Andy:''' Does he own the house? Is he the person that set it up, and he - \\
'''Mike:''' No, no, no. He's the help.\\
'''Luke:''' He's the butler. It's like (adopts posh accent) 'Jeeves, get into your bathing togs, I wish to construct a deadly maze!'\\
'''Andy:''' There's an ad on Craigslist. 'Open-minded mice'.\\
'''Luke:''' 'Open-minded man wanted to stand in deadly maze'.
** Ellen gets so stressed once the Mousetrap is complete that she actually starts squeaking.
** Andy "announces" his new book of "pro tactics for [[LuckBasedMission Mousetrap]]".
** "I don't know the word for seven!"
** Mousetrap is SeriousBusiness you guys.
--->'''Luke:''' If you roll a five, it's the end for me. And the end for ''Outside Xtra'', because we are NOT working together!
** The first two times Ellen lands on the cheese, all three of the men adopt the ''exact same'' fake EvilBrit accent (a distinct British from their usual one, that is).
--->'''Andy:''' [[ChewingTheScenery Yes, that's right, gorge yourself on the cheeeese...]]
** Luke is nothing if not honest.
--->'''Ellen:''' Five seconds ago you were all like, 'if you kill me that's the end of the channel'...\\
'''Luke:''' Yes, but what's different is, [[HypocriticalHumour that was me]]...
** Ellen ends up landing on the cheese so many times that even the EvilBrit versions of Luke, Mike and Andy get exasperated.
-->'''Luke:''' Ellen, can you leave the cheese alone for just one minute?!\\
'''Andy:''' Do you ''yearn'' for death?
** [[AntiClimax The trap fails on its first use.]] ''Twice'' - once from the crank not working the stop sign properly, once because a component was put on the wrong way around.
--->'''Mike:''' Even though I placed that piece, we're all equally guilty of not spotting it.
** The bad cheese puns. Even Andy "[[LamePunReaction BOOOOOO]]" Farrant takes a turn.
-->'''Luke:''' You should tread very...''Caerphilly''?\\
'''Andy:''' Please, I ''Camembert'' it any more!\\
'''Mike:''' ''Brie'' reasonable!
** "The puns are as delicious as the ''cheeeeeeese''!"
** Eventually, Andy rolls a 5 to land on the Crank while Luke is on the cheese.
--->'''Andy:''' This brings me no joy.\\
'''Mike:''' It brings him a ''lot'' of joy, look at that face.
* ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator'':
** Mike and Andy decide to settle their differences like gentlemen by [[VideoGame/{{Skyrim}} Goat Ro Dah]]-ing each other off the top of a Ferris wheel.
** Andy on the prowl:
--->'''Andy:''' Nice shop, Webers. Be a shame if someone were to RAGDOLL A GOAT...through the window...\\
''[[AntiClimax [Goat gets stuck]]]''\\
I said, ''ragdoll a goat through the'' [goat collapses at the foot of the window] aw, Jesus...\\
I said, ragdoll a...[chuckling] goat through the window...[laughs]
** Oxbox's war on hotels continues!
--->'''Andy:''' I can't wait to read the Tripadvisor reviews. "Nice hotel, bit of a goat problem..."
** Andy discovers that [[YouKillItYouBoughtIt whoever kills]] Music/{{deadmau5}} [[YouKillItYouBoughtIt takes his place!]]
--->'''Andy:''' And in entertainment news today, electronic dance musician deadmau5 died in a tragic goat accident.
** Goat Ro Dah targeting is somewhat unreliable.
--->'''Mike:''' The main person you're Fus-Ro-Dah-ing is me...[is flung off the roof] Oh, there I go. I'll see if I can find deadmau5.
** The entire digression on goats riding bikes.
--->'''Mike:''' I've seen a vision of our harrowing future, and it is [[FauxHorrific a goat winning the Tour de France]].
** Mike finds a dead goat in a swimming pool. This is tragic and poignant for about five seconds, and then Mike gives it a burial at sea. With Fus Ro Dah.
* ''Overcooked'':
** Luke, Ellen, Jane and Andy all team up in the ''Festive Seasoning'' DLC to make a carrot-onion-potato stew. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAmMLUXbhPA&t=12m01s It goes well.]]
--->'''Luke:''' How do you think we did, guys? I'm going to say well? Super well. I've got my Michelin star--''minus 34?!''
--->'''Andy:''' Guys, I think Ellen [just] stabbed me.
* ''VideoGame/{{ARMS}}'' Gameplay:
** Luke is nothing if not honest about their philosophy.
--->''Why did the search ever go beyond the one that has a robot dog?''
** After selecting robotic police officer and pet Byte and Barq, Ellen starts humming the theme to ''Series/TheBill''. They then realise that many of their American viewers won't know what that is, so Luke compares it to ''Series/{{Casualty}}''...which, as Ellen points out, ''has exactly the same problem''.
** The dog is a consistent problem for Luke, who keeps being distracted by it and tries to arrange his punches so they don't hit the dog.
** After Ellen does a victory dance, Luke decides that they should dance off opposite sides of the screen.
* ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeedPayback'':
** An unintentional one: Website/YouTube's algorithms have pegged the video as being about ''VideoGame/{{Burnout}} Takedown'', because the title includes the phrase "BURNOUT TAKEDOWNS!" Might need a little more work on that, [=YouTube=].
** Repeated references to the ''Film/FastAndFurious'' franchise.
** Andy takes the role of Overthinker, questioning things like why they're doing twice the speed limit or why the car they're stealing explodes out of the back of the truck.
** Andy has exactly one way to rate racing games: does it have ''VideoGame/{{Burnout}}'' takedowns? If yes: it is a good racing game.
** When told to take out House enforcers, they speculate briefly on which house: [[Literature/HarryPotter Gryffindor, Slytherin]], [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Lannister, Targaryen]]...
** They run into some barrels:
--->'''Andy:''' Look out for the ExplodingBarrels!\\
'''Mike:''' I didn't know they were exploding!\\
'''Andy:''' Of course! They're ''barrels'' in a ''videogame''. What are they gonna do?\\
'''Mike:''' Good point.
** Mike's focus on the chase is somewhat compromised:
--->'''Andy:''' Stop looking at the renewable energy, you're in the middle of an exciting high-speed chase! ...Slash heist.\\
...\\
'''Mike:''' Look at the tumbleweed! It's so realistic.\\
...\\
'''Mike:''' (after a takedown) Did you see the nice blue brake calipers on that BMW X-6?\\
'''Andy:''' No, of course not, why would I see that? Why would ''anyone'' see that? Why do ''you'' see that, you weirdo?
** A brief duel of bad puns:
--->'''Andy:''' Nice. Nicetrous.\\
'''Mike:''' (after a particularly nasty takedown) Don't flip out, buddy! ...Sorry, that was an Ellen-grade pun.
** Andy does not know cars. At one point, he delivers the word "Koenigsegg" as though he's talking about the egg of a Koenig. He is then somewhat annoyed that it looks less like an egg and more like Franchise/{{Robocop}}.
** In vehicle customisation, Mike attempts to make as ugly a Volkswagen Beetle as possible, while Andy won't shut up about underlighting. Andy doesn't get his underlighting, but Mike does create a truly hideous vehicle with clashing colours, two spoilers and so much camber and so little height it looks like an elephant has sat on it.
* ''VideoGame/FridayThe13thTheGame''
** Jane tries to run away from Jason...by running into the cabin Andy's in. Naturally, Andy's less than amused especially since Jason kills him instead of Jane.
** After Jane as Jason kills Andy, she decides to celebrate by ''dancing''. Or more accurately, getting Jason to spin around in place
** When Mike as Jason goes after Jane, her brilliant plan is to kite him around some fences, leading to this brilliant line from Mike.
--->''''Mike:''' Stop this nonsense.
* ''VideoGame/KingdomsOfAmalurReckoning'':
** The gnomes' Scottish accents are the subject of certain critique.
--->'''Luke:''' I think he's from the region of Scotland called "America".
** Ellen gets really into it. No, more into it than that. She sounds on the verge of a {{Nerdgasm}} when talking about the level-up system.
** "Hi, fishy! Be my friend!"
** "He looks like a gnome, but he's a mole!"
** Discussing the life of Fomorous Hugues.
--->'''Ellen:''' What makes you think he's dead?\\
'''Luke:''' Because he's an idiot.
** Reckoning Mode prompts Luke to say they "[[Music/MileyCyrus came in like a reckoning ball]]".
** "Delicious XP. Omnomnom."
** Ellen proclaims a heavily armoured cow to be harmless. Luke says it looks like [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]]. It turns out that "harmless" was overselling it a bit when it kicks them.
** Some good arguments from both parties.
*** First when talking about the gnomes:
-->'''Ellen:''' They brought you to life.\\
'''Luke:''' They played God, they're villains.
*** Then when encounter a sister preaching in the street:
--->'''Ellen:''' I trust her, [[InsaneTrollLogic her name's Sister Zelda!]]\\
'''Luke:''' I don't trust anyone who's standing in the street screaming about monks.
** They stumble on a weird bug where the last thing anyone said to them hovers in the subtitles for a while.
* ''Steep'' Bell Ring Wingsuit Challenge gets off to a slow start because they go about ten feet per jump for a while. Then Ellen goes the wrong way. Then Luke crashes. Then ''Mike'' crashes.
* ''VideoGame/SeaOfThieves: Set Sail for Adventure with Cap'n Andy!''
** Andy appoints himself captain and spends all his time in the cabin drinking rum while Luke and Ellen do all the work.
--->'''Ellen:''' Andy, are you gonna help us?\\
'''Andy:''' What are you doing in my office?\\
'''Ellen:''' Are you gonna help us?\\
'''Andy:''' Get out of my office! Knock, and then come in.\\
''[Ellen huffs indignantly and her character leaves the cabin]''\\
'''Ellen:''' Knock. Knock.\\
'''Andy:''' Come in Bosun Ellen. What can I help you with?\\
'''Ellen:''' Can you come and help us sail the ship?\\
'''Andy:''' Well, I'm the captain, so I'm supposed to delegate.
** This causes a bit of an argument, which Luke spies an opening to exploit:
--->'''Andy:''' I dunno if you saw my schedule; 7 to 8pm is grog time.\\
'''Ellen:''' Well, it's 9pm now, Andy.\\
'''Andy:''' Fine! Alright, fine! I'm coming out! Fine, I'm gonna help!\\
'''Luke:''' Captain?\\
'''Andy:''' What is it? God, this is the neediest crew I've ever been affiliated with. What is the problem?\\
'''Luke:''' [[YesMan Captain, I just want you to know that I've always respected your grog time and I respect your leadership]].\\
'''Ellen:''' Aw, you are such a suck-up!\\
'''Andy:''' Good! See, Bosun Ellen? You can learn a lot from... Helmsman Westaway.\\
'''Luke:''' I'll make midshipman at this rate!\\
'''Andy:''' Actually, I'm promoting you to first mate.\\
'''Ellen:''' Aww, mate! What?!
* ''VideoGame/{{Forza}} 7: We Drive Music/EltonJohn's Car:''
** At one point, Mike expresses disbelief that anyone ever buys cars like the Jaguar [=XJ220=] (the "Elton John's Car" in the title) for road use, because they're just so ludicrously powerful and must be a nightmare to operate.
-->'''Andy:''' Elton John is the Jaguar [=XJ220=] of people, though.\\
'''Mike:''' I suppose, yeah.\\
'''Andy:''' He's like a sleek, overpowered machine.\\
'''Mike:''' [laughs] Those are not words I would have necessarily used to describe Elton John. But he is an excellent musician.\\
'''Andy:''' A sleek, overpowered musician.
** Andy trolls Mike by making him drive a silver Ferrari F-158 F1 with shark eyes and teeth drawn on the front.
-->'''Andy:''' That's the traditional Ferrari livery, the shark...you say 'Ferrari' and people's minds immediately go to 'shark car'.\\
'''Mike:''' No they don't!\\
'''Andy:''' Yeah they do.\\
'''Mike:''' They go to ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosso_corsa rosso corsa]]''! Those amazing, evocative reds.\\
'''Andy:''' What...? I dunno what you're talking about.\\
'''Mike:''' Unbelievable...\\
'''Andy:''' I think Mike's had a stroke... he's saying weird stuff...
** Andy then points out the [[HypocriticalHumor hypocrisy]] of Mike griping about racing in a car with silly paintwork when he's designed his driver to wear a ludicrously garish pink and blue driving suit:
-->'''Mike:''' [[SkewedPriorities I'm willing to make]] ''[[SkewedPriorities myself]]'' [[SkewedPriorities look ridiculous, I just don't want to make the]] ''[[SkewedPriorities car]]'' [[SkewedPriorities look ridiculous]].
* ''Pixar Rush: WesternAnimation/FindingDory'': They spend their time in-game being outrun by canon characters, including Dory herself.
-->'''Andy:''' DAMN YOU, ELLEN DEGENERES!
* ''VideoGame/MiddleEarthShadowOfWar'': Jane gets very intense about listening to the backstory.
-->'''Mike:''' This place looks nice. Can't we just live here?\\
'''Jane:''' Shh. Listening to story now.\\
'''Andy:''' You ''know'' what the story is. The--\\
'''Jane:''' ''Shhhh''.\\
'''Andy:''' ... [-fictional-]--\\
'''Jane:''' ''Shhhhhhh''...\\
'''Andy:''' [--elves of...--]\\
'''Jane:''' '''''Shh.''''' Swear to God, Andy. This is important.
** She then quickly drops it when Mike points out that the story bits were already in the trailer.
* ''FIFA 17 Story Campaign'': The beginning of the story mode is set at a junior football league game the protagonist is playing in as a child, and at one point he gets a penalty. Mike and Andy set it up as a major power kick that he'll absolutely bury into the back of the net... only to proceed to do the most hilariously wimpy penalty kick ever seen. To the extent that after the TimeSkip to when the protagonist is beginning his career as a pro, Mike and Andy act as if the other characters [[NeverLiveItDown still keep bringing up his ludicrously terrible childhood penalty]].
* ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' Halloween 2016: Jane reminds Mike as Soldier: 76 that he can heal. Mike is absolutely baffled by this revelation. Then, in the world's most nonchalant voice...
-->'''Mike:''' Oh yeah, RB. Fancy that.\\
'''Jane and Andy''': [dies]
* ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' Halloween 2017:
** Andy delivers this devastating burn to the villain of the piece:
-->'''Andy:''' Why doesn't he just... sod off?
** Jane seemingly doesn't know Ana can heal her teammates by shooting them. This crosses into HypocriticalHumor considering she spends a lot of time reminding Mike that Soldier: 76 can heal in reference to last year's fiasco.
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey Minigames: MARIO ODYSSEY-ATHLON'': The two Xtra leads are competing in each minigame they attempt. When Ellen has to deal with a more difficult challenge in the "reassemble a picture of Mario's face" minigame because Luke won the first round on his turn, and manages a two-point victory ''anyway'', Ellen immediately becomes completely incoherent with joy for several seconds.
* Mike and Andy play the ''Not a Hero'' [=DLC=] for ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil7'' and repeatedly note Chris Redfield is "not a hero", he's just a professional. A professional who has a HeroicBuild, [[DynamicEntry rappels down from a helicopter]], makes [[AlwaysClose last-second]] escapes from danger and other definitely not heroic things.
* ''GTA Online Doomsday Heist'':
** '''Part one:'''
-->'''Mike''': I think I deselected my gun in the panic.
*** Snack-tical maneuvers.
-->'''Jane''': Don't get up! Honestly! Play dead, you could get out of here alive!
-->'''Jane''': Oh. Were we not supposed to escape in the ambulance at all?
-->'''Jane''': ''much later, through gales of laughter'' Why are we in the ambulance again?! We were supposed to be back at the coroner's! We were supposed to be evac'd by Andy [in his very powerful, very fast attack chopper]! This is a disaster!
-->'''Andy''': I think I was meant to get the helicopter much faster than I actually did...
-->'''Jane''': No, no, don't blame yourself. We're idiots.
-->'''Jane''': I can't believe we've just gone on a scenic Ambulance road trip.
** '''Part Two:'''
** After the first time went wrong due to Jane and Andy not being counted as part of the heisting team, they restart and appoint both Jane and Andy as Mike's bodyguards. This gives him control over their outfits, a power he abuses.
-->'''Mike:''' I've got bad news about the uniform, though...\\
'''Jane:''' Oh no, I'm wearing a sports...a sports garment. And now I'm a cowboy.
** The autoaim for both Mike and Andy was set to lock onto friends, which causes Mike to accidentally help kill Jane by mistake, and Andy to constantly get annoyed at being forced to aim at Mike.
** The second run dissolves into ''absolute chaos'' with a guy dressed as the Joker killing them in the customs garage, stealing their Deloreans and drowning them in the sea, and a fighter jet starts strafing them:
--->'''Jane:''' I'm trying to drive erratically, but [[DrivesLikeCrazy it's no more or less erratic than I usually drive]].
** Andy got a little angry at the Joker killing them, so Mike asks if shooting him ''with an orbital laser'' would suffice as revenge, to which Andy agrees:
--->'''Mike (giddy with excitement):''' Never let it be said that i'm a vindictive person, but i'm going to marshal the star wars program to blow his head off!.
** [[KnowWhenToFoldEm The Joker leaves the server]] to avoid the laser, but Andy suggests a new target: "Will the Kid", another player who had been harassing Jane and Andy with an attack helicopter. Once fired, he even got an achievement for firing it!
** The crew saying the "Get to the Choppa!" line very awkwardly as "Get into the helicopter".
** Pegasus want to reclaim the helicopter the crew are using, which leads to all of them parachuting out, the helicopter crashing, and Jane getting killed by a Hedge.
** "Will the Kid" returns to make the Crews' life miserable, and keeps blowing up their plans, literally. In response, Jane and Mike use heat seeking missiles to take him down.
** Mike makes a new enemy: A Palm tree! The crew then question how the orbital laser doesn't have a mobile app, and why they can't vaporise trees.
** Andy discovers that when he hasn't got a weapon at hand, he [[FlippingTheBird gives the middle finger]] instead, first at Jane, then to the rest of Los Santos while in first person, which comes in handy when Jane crashes into someone:
--->'''Jane:''' I refer you to my passenger... (Andy continues FlippingTheBird)
** When the Server crashes, which causes Jane and Andy to no longer be on the mission, Andy describes another player he finds near the now-locked car as "a guy who looks like they're from [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Team Fortress]]."
** Heist Intern Nerascus meets the crew once again, and they're all smitten with him. Andy texts him "You're back" from Mikes passenger seat in response to the encounter. Nerascus' response? [[TerseTalker "Hello!"]]
Mikes congratulatory speech:
--->'''Mike:''' Anyway guys, we did it, we got the deloreans, finally. It only took about 8 deaths, one orbital strike, several trips...
--->'''Jane:'''...and a partridge in a pear tree.
--->'''Mike:''' And a partridge in a pear tree, but we don't talk about that.
** During the Avenger theft, Andy starts discussing ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2'' because it's from the same developer.
--->'''Andy:''' Don't you think that this whole mission would be better if we were on horses, and...\\
'''Mike:''' Well, no.\\
'''Andy:''' ...instead of trying to steal a plane we were trying to steal a big flying horse?\\
'''Mike:''' [[RuleOfCool I mean, yes...]]
* ''Starpoint Gemini Warlords'':
** The OxBox crew are ''very'' devoted to Exul Harcrow, captain of the ''Icarus'', in large part due to his [[AwesomeMcCoolName cool name]].
-->'''Andy:''' ''[On being informed that locating Exul Harcrow from the wreckage of the ''Icarus'' is a priority]'' You don't have to tell ''us'', mate.
* ''Kerbal Space Program'':
-->'''Jane''': I think your rocket won't launch because it's got no brains [no control module]. It's just a heap of dynamite on the launch pad.
-->'''Mike''': ''External'' command module?
-->'''Jane''': I couldn't fix ''that'' rocket Mike, I can't even ''begin'' to tell you what's wrong with it, aside from the obvious visual problems...
-->'''Jane''': Oh, it's a ''family''! It's an entire family of Kerbal astronauts... (They don't make it back. Mike shot them out of the Solar System and they catch fire on re-entry nearly a hundred years later).
-->'''Jane''': Pilots love that stuff. Only the engineer and scientist can appreciate how doomed they are. Because, you haven't fitted any sort of recovery vehicle. How are they getting back to Earth?
-->'''Mike''': Well, I haven't told them about that yet...
** When handing control over to Jane after his... ''explosive'' attempt, Mike snarkily brings up Jane's "degrees in this sort of thing" as a reason for any advantage over him. Jane snaps back that it's actually because she simply ''played the tutorial''.
* ''Battlefield 1'':
-->'''Jane''': I just got fully cannoned in the face by a tank... Oh, but the medic's brought me back! [[{{beat}} [beat]]]. That's an incredibly talented medic, if he can save me from a ''tank shelling''.
* ''Train Sim World: Founder's Edition'':
** Andy is not thrilled by Mike's first choice of mission, which involves delays on the London-Reading line at Christmas due to engineering works at Paddington Station.
-->'''Andy:''' No, ''come on'', this is the most boring...\\
'''Jane:''' People have got to get home for Christmas!\\
'''Mike:''' Look, Andy! It's the [[BlatantLies glittering streets]] of Slough!\\
'''Andy:''' ''[Reading the subtitles]'' Paddington's been closed due to engin''[[NapInducingSpeak nnnnnnuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh]]''...
** Mere moments after gloating about what an awesome driver he is, Mike manages to ''lock himself out of his own train''. While it's ''moving'', very slowly, away from the platform.
** And then in the next mission, which requires him to first commute by train to reach London Paddington in order to begin, he then somehow manages to ''fall out of the train''. Mike Channell: Pride of Great Western Railway.
-->'''Andy:''' You had one job!
** After choosing the "Westworld" map (which, in the game, actually involves driving a passenger train from London Paddington to the west counties), Andy keeps breaking into FauxlosophicNarration about the nature of humanity, ''Series/{{Westworld}}''-style.
** The team clearly do not consider ''Train Simulator'' to be one of the more exciting games they've ever played.
-->'''Andy:''' "Let's play ''Train Simulator''," says Mike.\\
'''Jane:''' "It'll be fun! You all like trains." And we're like "No, Mike, we ''hate'' trains."
** Upon (finally) reaching London Paddington, the crew spend several minutes trying to find all the cafes and shops that they recognise from the actual station. Upon seeing that the developers have faithfully included the Upper Crust that can be found there, the team sound more excited than we've heard them throughout the entire rest of the game.
-->'''Mike:''' This is the greatest deployment of Unreal Engine 4 that I've ever seen.
* ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsOnline''
** Luke and Mike is probably not a great pair to play games as Mike is the one person who is all too happy to comply with Luke's suggestions.
-->'''Luke:''' ''[after Mike attacks a rude NPC upon Luke's suggestion]'' The thing is I always do Let's Plays with Ellen, Andy, or Jane and they never ever do what I suggest because they're bad ideas.
* ''VideoGame/AWayOut'' has Andy (playing Leo) and Jane (playing Vincent).
** While driving the car, Jane asks if Andy is killing police officers. Andy, while shotgunning them through their windshields, returns with the worst case of BrutalHonesty, until Jane ''requests'' Andy to lie to her.
-->'''Andy''':"They're fine! They're going away to live on a farm where they can play and arrest people all day"
** While playing basketball, Andy turns the normally heartwarming idea of a man playing basketball with his young son into trolling the kid's lack of zone defense.
** Andy's idea of interrogation is to shoot a man five times in the spine.
** While chasing a man through a construction site, Jane decides to play the Yackety Sax to mimic the ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' chase scenes.
** When the camera cuts to Carol going into labor.
--> '''Andy''': The baby's trying to find [[TitleDrop A Way Out]].
** When trying to make change, Jane goes to a newsstand to break some of her bills, and asks the stand owner what he would recommend.
--> '''Jane''': This guy's offering me porn!
--> '''Andy''': [[AllMenArePerverts All right!]]
* ''VideoGame/SeaOfThieves''
-->'''Jane''': There'd better be damned chickens on Chicken Isle. It's not just a name...
-->SmashCut to '''Andy''': You're telling me there are ''no chickens'' on ''Chicken Island''.
-->'''Jane''': AH! Skeleton! There's skeletons on Chicken Isle!
-->'''Andy''': It was a trap!
* The description of their play of ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' DLC:
--> Andy takes the stealthy route, Jane kills when necessary and Mike is a whirling tornado of clumsy murder.
* ''VideoGame/Dishonored2''
** This line from Andy in the Clockwork Mansion:
--> '''Andy''': We're gonna try a couple of different ways at this level. I'm going to be playing the correct way, that is stealthily [[PacifistRun and nonlethally]]. Mike will be doing what Mike usually does, which involves a massive body count and lots of explosions.
** Mike being ''very'' dedicated to killing the target by throwing a highly flammable bottle of whale oil at his face. After carrying it (with a great deal of effort) to the confrontation with him, Mike finds more or less a pile of them right there.
** Andy using the Heart to read some unconscious people's memories. While he still refuses to kill them, when their memories turn out to be pretty vile (one having murdered a servant and got away with it, and the other forcing a dog into a dog fight where it got torn to shreds), he power bombs them into a bookcase.
--> '''Andy''': The Heart approves! Thank you, heart of my dead mother that I'm carrying around for...some reason.
** ''Both'' of them remarking that the guy they've come to save had pressure plates to lower the walls keeping him trapped the entire time.
** Andy using 'smoke monster' as a verb.
--> '''Andy''': I'm going to resmoke monster and then back. And then smoke monster you (rips apart robot). See now the one thing you didn't plan for, Jindosh, was smoke monsters.
* ''VideoGame/DishonoredDeathOfTheOutsider''
** Jane and Andy seem unusually enthusiastic about one of Billie's powers being the ability to steal a person's face and use it at every opportunity.
** The group land right besides a person...who doesn't acknowledge them at all, despite [[FailedASpotCheck a wanted poster of their character directly behind them.]]
--> '''Andy''': He's not very observant. Hence why this is happening (steals his face).
* ''Unravel 2'' Co-op play:
** Andy and Mike note with amusement that the opening the game, involving Yarny somewhat-improbably piloting a boat towards an island with a lighthouse, calls to mind the opening of ''Bioshock''. Which leads Andy to this explosive revelation:
-->'''Andy:''' Oh my God! Mike. Andrew Ryan is an anagram of ''Andrew YARN''.\\
''[Mike cracks up]''\\
'''Andy:''' This thing goes deeper than we could have ever imagined!
* Let's Play ''[[VideoGame/NoMansSky No Man's Sky Next]]'' on Xbox One
** Jane is less than impressed by the [[ArtisticLicensePhysics loose ways]] antimatter is handled.
-->'''Jane:''' Even ''Dan Brown'' knew [antimatter] had to be in a vacuum in that [[TakeThat dumb]] [[Literature/AngelsAndDemons book]] about antimatter!
* ''VideoGame/JustCause4 Gameplay: EXTREME FUNFAIR, ROCKET COWS, TORNADO CHAOS - "They're fine"'':
** You did ''read'' that title, right?
** Their experiments at improving a funfair with rockets and grappling hooks. The Ferris wheel poses certain issues, however, because when a rocket is applied to an individual cart, it just spins wildly in place rather than speeding up the rotation.
--->'''Luke:''' (looking at the corpse of their first experimental subject, dangling from a Ferris wheel cart) [[ImplausibleDeniability Yeah, she's fine.]]
** Luke wondering how many rockets he can apply to the Ferris wheel struts in order to avoid "half measures" manages to provoke muffled laughter from someone offscreen, something that usually doesn't happen in Oxbox/Oxtra gameplay videos.
** While Rico is on a jet-propelled carnival ride, Ellen comes to a valuable conclusion:
--->'''Ellen:''' Can't do this in ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto GTA]]''.
** [[ARareSentence "Ponies! Let's put rockets on their butts!"]] - Luke Westaway, upon spotting a carousel
** Luke then proclaims the rocket carousel to be a "good ride", even though there is clearly a corpse sitting right in front of it.
** Luke on morality:
--->'''Luke:''' Ellen, [[[HeroStoleMyBike steals someone's motorbike]]] don't ever doubt that we're the good guys.
** At a couple of points Ellen's {{Corpsing}} begins to move into pitches that only dogs and bats can hear.
** After a while spent rigging up the stolen bike with balloons and rockets, Rico spends more time ragdolling down to the ocean than he actually does flying it.
** Luke's balloon arrangement on a stolen car apparently "feels tactical".
** [[BlatantLies "This game is all about nuance, Ellen." (spins car in midair)]]
** When they find a way to frisbee the car through the air, Luke pops the balloons and spins it to the ground. Amazingly, it doesn't explode on contact.
** [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny "There's cows!" "COWS?!"]]
** Just...why?
--->'''Luke:''' (watching a cow spinning wildly through the air, laughing so hard he can barely speak clearly) We're heroes of the revolution.
** "[Blowing shit up] takes a little while in these games, because they're very realistic, they're not like Hollywood films" - Ellen Rose, [[BlatantLies world champion liar]]
** Luke keeps attempting to ride on things that are about to explode.
** They attempt to send an alpaca to [[RunningGag the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism]].
** After hijacking a blimp and sticking rockets to the side, they take a moment to admire the SceneryPorn while the blimp is listing dangerously to one side.
** Upon finding some destructible barrels, Luke wonders if there's a cow around that he can attach them to.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie2'':
** We open with a very on-topic slap fight between their two Emmets, followed by Luke randomly attacking people and cars "for the greater good".
** Luke can't remember much of the movie, so he refers to Lucy/Wyldstyle as "ComicBook/{{Nightwing}}", "[[WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon Night Fury]]", "Switchblade", "Nightstar", "[[Literature/TheNeverendingStory Luckdragon]]" and a bunch of other stuff that sounds like either rejected Warrior Cats names or accepted 90s comic character names. When he comes up with "Switchblade" it actually erases the name "Wyldstyle" from Ellen's brain as well!
** Luke tries the jumping platform:
--->'''Luke:''' Nothing stops Switchblade! Hyah! [[[FailedAttemptAtDrama misses]]]
** When he does get up and Ellen is trying to get up, Luke keeps posing for the camera as though Lucy is taking a selfie with another Lucy bouncing in the background.
** The free-roam Wasteland makes them realise this part is Lego VideoGame/{{Fallout}}, and Ellen speculates on Lego power armour.
** "Buttslam! Buttslam! [[BlatantLies I'm helping!]] Buttslam!" - Luke Westaway
** When they get the Ultrakatty, Ellen proclaims it "everything [she's] ever dreamed of".
** Luke gets a generator blueprint and just slaps it in a random place rather than the clearly marked outline.
** Ultrakatty has not helped with Luke's burgeoning teamkill tendencies.
--->'''Luke:''' Yeah, you better run, civilians!
** Luke gets a bit lost.
--->'''Luke:''' [[BlatantLies I completely understand what we're doing]], but please explain for the viewers at home.
** It's important to be proud of your accomplishments.
--->'''Luke:''' I'm doing it Ellen! I'm platforming!
** Ellen roleplays.
--->'''Ellen:''' I'm choosing to build from an awkward angle, because that's Emmet, really.
** Luke manages to identify a green thing that's sucking the clouds out of the sky as "an elephant".
** Ellen is concerned that the sprinkler is used for a specific fire because it looks like an electrical fire, which you shouldn't put out with water.
** Luke compares the ColossusClimb to "like ''VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus'' except we're goodies".
* ''VideoGame/TeamSonicRacing'':
** Luke has apparently not taken in much Boom-era Sonic, so there's a bit of a digression on the Creator/RogerCraigSmith Sonic voice being insufficiently radical.
** Luke delivers a PSA:
--->'''Luke:''' Kids, if a stranger ever tells you, 'Get in my spaceship, and we'll go to Planet'-[Big the Cat appears onscreen] WHAT THE HELL?!
** Big the Cat's [[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal design]] causes discussion to go weird places.
--->'''Ellen:''' He's like Donald Duck; they're related, so-\\
'''Luke:''' There's an honesty to Donald Duck; he doesn't want to wear trousers, and so he doesn't. But Big...what's the belt holding up?
** Their attempt to figure out the controls leaves Luke sitting on the starting line for several seconds.
** The in-game chatter is interesting:
--->'''Ellen:''' Did Sonic just say 'don't text and drive'?\\
'''Luke:''' Well, you shouldn't!\\
...\\
'''Luke:''' "Make way or I'll make it for you" is quite a good line.
** Luke finds his new favourite place.
--->'''Luke:''' Oh my God, ''Whale Lagoon.''
** Luke's utter failure to sell world-weariness.
--->'''Luke:''' It's easy for you, with your strong acceleration. But me, Knuckles, I'm a Power type - YEAH WHALES!
** Ellen spends a lot of the video communicating in expressive but incoherent messages, resembling a cross between baby-talk and panicking. Particularly when she falls off, which happens frequently.
** Luke occasionally insists that Sonic should just get out of the car and beat everyone on foot.
** Luke is punished for his hubris:
--->'''Luke:''' Now to win the race easily woo! Oh no I drove off the side! Aaaaaagh no I got sawed in half!
** When Knuckles yells "Not as planned!" out of nowhere, Luke mentions that that's just what life is like for Knuckles.
** Luke tries for a ThemeMusicPowerUp by singing about "running around at the speed of sound" at critical moments.
** Ellen is punished for her hubris.
--->'''Ellen:''' Eat my dust, Big - OH NO! [falls off track]
** Sonic, while bouncing, goes "Haha, boing!" This prompts Ellen to almost die laughing.
** Luke decides not to play in multiplayer as Eggman on the robust grounds that "his car looks daft".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Let's Play - Hitman (2016)]]
* The running gags in the ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' videos: one where Andy will always refer to the game as Hitman: No Subtitle, one where the players will make [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial incredibly awkward and unconvincing]] in-character statements, and ones where Andy will make a BondOneLiner at every opportunity.
** Whenever playing on the Morocco map, there will always be comments on the amazing bead curtain physics.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Paris:
** Andy giving a spoof press conference to an indifferent in-game reporter.
** Andy momentarily forgets that he's attending a fashion show and thinks it might be a phone launch event.
** Mike encounters his target making a very old and very bad pun:
-->"[[LamePunReaction That's a terrible joke.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution You DESERVE to die just for that joke.]]
** Andy specifies that he's hiding an unconscious NPC in an extremely nice seventeenth-century armoire.
** Mike on morality:
-->"Yes, non-target kill, but [[PayEvilUntoEvil he was a bad man]], I'm...fairly sure..."
** Jane's unnervingly specific philosophy of life:
-->"I mean, you've got fiber wire, but why not the indignity of a toilet drowning, is what I always say..."
** Mike [[TemptingFate tempts fate]] once too often:
-->[Tosses body over balcony] "That seemed to go okay!" [BODY FOUND]
** Mike dangles from a ledge:
-->[[OhNoNotAgain "Why do I get myself into these situations..."]]
** Andy has trouble getting Dalia Margolis to pay attention to the fireworks.
-->"When did you lose your sense of joy, Dalia?"
** Andy managing to, completely accidentally, kill both his targets by shoving one off the balcony onto the other.
-->"Did you guys hear about the terrible accident? Dalia fell off the balcony onto Viktor. It was very unlikely."
** Mike killing the Chef elusive target by tossing a remote detonated charge into a small crowd, and somehow managing to blow up his target and only his target, without being detected, before making a quick getaway, all in under two minutes.
*** Andy is more than a bit annoyed that it worked, and ultimately scores less than Mike, while Jane failed the hit entirely.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Sapienza:
** When trying to get someone to open the door, Andy makes several announcements:
-->"Hello? Flower delivery? Singing telegram? I'm selling these fine leather jackets? I found your cat?" [door opens] "Ah, that works." [punches the guy opening the door]
** Mike rings the doorbell to the safe house only to have the key to it. And inside he finds one of his true loves.
-->"Explosive golf ball. Can you imagine a world where I don't pick up the explosive golf ball?"
*** And he gets positively giddy when he uses it to kill Silvio Caruso. Especially as the explosion sends him flying across the yard.
--> '''Mike''': This is going to be brilliant! Explode, please explode. I want to see him explode so hard.
** Mike commenting the simple attire that the security guards wear, feeling that it looks like something from Right Said Fred.
** Mike getting distracted by the woodchipper and his idea of treating himself. To his credit, he does seem to struggle with the temptation of putting bodies through the woodchipper for about three seconds before giving in. He then proceeds to position 47 in front of the chute.
** Jane tries to tail the detective, in her words, discreetly so she can knock him out in a more private place when she accidentally outpaces the detective who notices him immediately and become suspicious. As a result, Jane just punches him in the gut, snaps his neck, and takes his disguise.
** To kill Francesca De Santis, both Andy and Jane engage in subterfuge, disguising themselves as someone set to meet with her, and, in general, kill her in sneaky ways. Mike, on the other hand, [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim just shoots her]]. While escaping in Combat, he hides from a guard by just jumping behind a lamp that only hides his head. Somehow, this manages to actually work, much to his own surprise.
** Jane comparing the underground lab to that from [[Franchise/ResidentEvil Umbrella Corporation]] and then later, a [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]].
** Doing the Escalation mission, which has a number of restrictions including that knocking anybody out is an insta-fail, Mike continually struggles with the temptation to do his usual mayhem. He ends up doing an unusually efficient and stealthy job up until literally the last moment, when instead of getting in the getaway car and driving off he succumbs to the temptation to throw a heavy object at an innocent passerby for laughs. The passerby is knocked out, causing an insta-fail, and Mike has to do the whole mission over.
** During the Landslide mission, Jane kills Marco by pushing him off the church tower, expecting it to simply be a normal DisneyVillainDeath...[[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice only to be shocked by what actually happens.]] She's then befuddled somehow no one has noticed the church now has a dead guy impaled on top of it.
** She then wonders if giant metal spikes are a symbol of christianity.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Morocco:
** Andy's increasing frustration with incessant tailing.
-->"That's probably too many people, isn't it. Probably 20 or 30 people is too many witnesses."\\
(Staring at the scenery) "I'm really interested in these plates, definitely interested in these plates. ISOLATE YOURSELF!"\\
(In disguise) "Hey guys, I put up that one poster I had left. Sorry it took so long; I wanted to wander around for some reason and not isolate myself...oh God, more tailing?!"\\
"I was kind of hoping for...less tailing after that initial tailing."\\
"I'm really starting to rethink my Hitman choices right now."\\
(Upon arriving and being told to go and listen to the general) "Let me guess: he wants us to go and tail someone, around the city."
** Andy being jet-setting and cosmopolitan.
-->"Now I've not actually been to Morocco, but I've been to the Morocco pavilion at Epcot, so I can tell you that this is extremely accurate! Uh, I don't know if it's accurate. It's very nice, though."
** Mike expects a certain measure of GenreSavvy from these guards.
-->"Don't smoke next to exploding barrels! Are you aware of how dangerous this is? This is a videogame, for pity's sake!"
** Mike nailing a guard right in the mouth with a pool ball.
** After that Mike knocks out a guard only to realize that there was another one standing inside him,.
** Jane tries to find symbolism in killing a corrupt Swedish banker with a fiberglass moose.
-->"Moose are Swedish, so it's kind of ironic, probably. Not really a satire on banking as much as...[[ShapedLikeItself a moose]], but..."
** Andy after throwing the general into the printing press.
-->"Alright done! Oh wait I should say something, uh clever... [[Film/TomorrowNeverDies They'll print anything these day]]- [[OhCrap oh wait someone's coming in]]"
** Andy applies Logic to his problem:
-->"If you were a Swedish embassy, where would you be?"
** Andy concludes that the janitor he's just knocked unconscious would probably want to be put in the bin, out of visibility.
** Jane, on a failed silent attack:
-->"Just punch him in the butt and snap his neck. [[SarcasmMode Classy.]] [[SelfDeprecation I am just class all the way.]] Who says I can't make the most of an opportunity? That was a great opportunity to...punch him in the butt...and snap his neck."
** While Jane and Andy managed to kill the general in decently stealthy ways, Mike...just marches through his compound like Rambo until he sees the guy and guns him down once his initial attempt at stealth fails. Predictably he doesn't gets a zero points for the level.
** Andy's one-liner falls nearly as flat as the target just did:
-->"I guess there was...Nor-way he could have survived that? Oh wait, he's Swedish. [SoundEffectBleep]."
** Mike pauses in the midst of his escape to photobomb a tourist.
** Andy calming the protesters
--> "You can stop protesting, I killed him, [[VerbalBackspace I mean]] someone killed him, I mean it was an accident."
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Bangkok:
** Having stolen a unique costume from a drummer as part of the first assassination, Andy goes out of his way to retain it as long as possible, even going back to get it after the second assassination.
** Mike promises the hotel a lot of stars on Tripadvisor.
** All the badly planned jumping through windows.
** Andy expects the staff to be ridiculously helpful.
-->"So many stairs. I thought this was supposed to be a luxury hotel! Where's the stairlift? Or...someone, carry me."\\
"Look. You're ending up in the freezer. Make this easy on both of us. Climb in there yourself."
** Mike is extremely impressed when 47 knocks someone out with an over-the-shoulder pool ball lob.
** Jane isn't sure how getting numbers for the top of a birthday cake connects to killing the birthday boy.
-->"Jam it into the cake, and then...into his eye sockets, or something."
** Andy trying to figure out how 47 is an inexplicably brilliant drummer.
-->"I guess drumming and hitmanning are similar? Lots of hitting things with sticks? ...It's a magic drumming outfit. And then later, when I change out of it, [[MagicFeather I'll still be able to drum! It turns out that the drumming was inside me all along.]]"
** Mike maintains his cover:
-->'''NPC:''' Eugh. I hate insects.\\
'''Mike:''' Yeah, so do I. It's why I got this job, you idiot.
** Jane is appalled by the birthday song being performed by the guests.
** Mike's assassination plan for Ken Morgan: hit him in the head with a coconut, and then stab him. The first part works perfectly, but because he flings the knife at the unconscious figure, he has to use a neck-snap for the second part.
** Andy compliments the hotel's corpse-disposal staff.
** Mike executes the entire second half of his mission without changing out of his exterminator outfit. It's very conspicuous.
** Andy tries and fails to do a horror-movie jump scare with an axe and just decides to hit his target with it.
** Andy wipes the security tapes by opening the door, shooting the tapes, and closing the door again. It works.
** Jane's exit strategy is to dive into the water, swim to the temple in the background, and ask for sanctuary.
** Andy reviews the hotel:
-->"Five stars for cleanliness, five stars for location, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick five stars for people isolating themselves when I needed to murder them]]. That was particularly appreciated.
** Andy declaring himself, in his English accent, to be "baller AF".
** Mike is pleased to, for once, have a score that is not zero.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Colorado:
** Andy's introduction.
--> '''Andy''': We have to kill four people this time, which I think, technically, qualifies as a spree.
** Mike, master of stealth:
-->"We've got to kill four people, which, given that normally when I kill ''one'' I end up having to escape in a hail of gunfire, is probably going to be quite challenging."
** Jane semi-accidentally killing someone with a hay baler.
** Andy misidentifying a length of power cord on the technician outfit as a whip, and concluding he's an Franchise/IndianaJones technician.
** Mike spontaneously deciding to murder a mechanic just by dropping the car he's repairing on him.
-->"[[DisproportionateRetribution That's for overcharging me on that exhaust replacement.]]"
** Andy picks the most appropriate time to knock a guard unconscious.
-->'''Guard:''' Did you see who threw that?\\
'''Andy:''' (knocks him out with a flung brick) [[IronicEcho Did you see who threw THAT?]]
** Andy has to take out several guards carefully to set up an accidental kill...only to realize his target left while he was setting up. He then has to wait for a long time for her to come back, which he spends making up {{Bond One Liner}}s.
** Jane failing to think up a BondOneLiner after killing one target with a battering ram.
** Jane hiding in a box to avoid guards.
-->"I just live here now. This is my life. Well, 47, this is how it ends: a glorious career cut short. Just forward my mail to me here in this crate, Diana."
** "Damn you and your basic security precautions, Sean Rose!"
** Jane giving up on waiting for Sean Rose to take his watch off and just stabbing him with a lethal syringe.
** Mike being subtle.
-->"I reckon that was pretty stealthy, for me. I mean, it ''involved'' an explosion, but nobody is shooting at me..."
** Mike's repeated failures to blow up his next target, including loosening the valve on a container of flammable gas (someone else explodes it), planting a proximity mine (which goes off way prematurely), and loosening the gas valve on an oven (it actually explodes much later, while he's trying to carry out a completely different hit).
-->'''Mike:''' (to a smouldering corpse) You silly man.
** Jane trying to annoy Penelope Graves into talking to her.
** Andy deciding that after putting on the scarecrow disguise, 47 has clearly become a horror movie SerialKiller, complete with editing in some creepy music. While a successful plan, this earns him a 40-minute period just hanging from a pole pretending to be a scarecrow.
-->"Time for the Scarecrow Murderer to strike! [EvilLaugh] ...I've decided to just embrace it, I think."\\
"I think, probably, time to surrender the scarecrow costume, 47. I know you love it, but it is...the most conspicuous thing in the world."
** Later, when Andy first meets masked target Ezra Berg.
--> '''Andy''': That mask is a bit [[BuffySpeak serial killer-y]]. And I just spent 40 minutes dressed as a scarecrow murdering people in an orchard.
** Jane finally comes up with a BondOneLiner at the slurry pit.
-->"That's, uh, a sh*t way to go, I want to say?"
** Jane on the importance of forward planning:
-->"I mean, the stealth run was off the cards as soon as I baled that dude."
** Mike tries to come up with an elaborate BatmanGambit to get into a locked room, only for his target to come along and open the door for him.
** Jane getting irate at 47 for not properly knocking out his targets despite the fact that she's controlling him.
** Jane manages ''another'' accidental kill because she neglected to put away her garotte.
** Both Andy and Mike are a bit upset about needing Sean Rose's face for the biometrics, given that there's not necessarily much of it left after they blew him up in different ways.
** Andy getting a bit sarcastic about being told to "locate exit" when the exit is clearly a whole four feet away.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' Japan:
** Both Andy and Jane being distracted from the mission by the setting: Andy taking a brief holiday in his room, and Jane pausing to observe [[SceneryPorn the admittedly incredible view]]. Mike is the only one to remain mostly on target...but he does get distracted later on by how much of a mess one of his targets made when she fell over a balcony (with some help).
** All three of them are amazed by the bathrooms: Andy and Mike are distracted by the automatic toilet lid, while Jane considers the stealing potential inherent to the array of shampoos and soaps.
** Mike is nothing if not honest about his typical strategy:
-->"Now, unfortunately, I've not been allowed to bring a gun, which is going to make it extremely difficult to kill my usual nineteen people..."
** Andy gets medical:
-->"Ooh, doctors." [hits one in the face with an improvised throwing weapon] "My diagnosis is cowboy bust to the head."\\
[Having stolen one's costume] "I'm a doctor now. Aren't you proud of me, mum."
** Mike, having stolen a racing costume from a corpse in the morgue, geeks out about how cool he looks.
** Jane on social stereotyping:
-->"That's convenient, follow the guy in the big cowboy hat...we all know that's the uniform of a Texan?"
** Andy's multipurpose cowboy bust:
-->"We weren't allowed to bring any weapons or anything, so I've mostly been using this cowboy bust as a distraction, melee weapon, confidant...it's a lot more practical help than [[MissionControl Diana]], right Diana?"
** After one of the chefs coughs, Andy chokes him out:
-->"Hi! Health inspector. This is for coughing in the soup."
** Jane grabs a katana at random on the grounds that it looks badass.
** Mike on authority:
-->"This is the lady I'm assigned to bump off! As hospital director, I direct you to be dead."
** "Now to deal with Captain I-Live-Inside-A-Dead-Spider-Machine."
** Andy reaches the rare right-sided heart:
-->"Change the temperature, or disconnect it from the life support system..." (47 throws it bluntly into the garbage) "...wow, okay, or just f**k it into the bin, 47, that works."
** Jane on priorities:
-->"See, that was painless! ...for me."
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2016}}'' BEWARE THE VAMPIRE MAGICIAN
** Mike and Andy run into some guards who have some very specific views of their actions...
--> '''Guard''': "There's someone goofing around!"
--> '''Mike (laughing the whole time)''': "Goofing around? ... I am 100% not goofing around."
--> '''Later guard''': "Someone's causing a public commotion."
--> '''Andy (while Mike is laughing in the background)''': "Someone's up to shenanigans...in the attic."
--> '''Mike (while finishing the second level of the escalation)''': "Oh man, all you guys have no idea what I've been up to. You would not BELIEVE what I've been up to; the shenanigans, the public commotion..."
--> '''Andy''': "The tomfoolery..."
--> '''Mike''': "The hijinks..."
--> '''Andy''': "Just don't go in the attic, I would say."
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016: Elusive Target #24''
** Mike gets ''ridiculously'' excited about the prospect of throwing a meat cleaver into the target's head from a distance.
** Not ''now'', Lewis Thomson![[note]]While Mike was trying to make his dramatic final getaway after throwing a cleaver into the target's head, someone on Xbox Live kept messaging whoever the owner of the console they were using was to invite them to a multiplayer game.[[/note]]
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016'' Mario and Luigi Contract:
** Andy concludes, from Luigi's ''Music/TheRamones'' T-shirt, that he is the Cool One, like Andy's always said.
** When they're hit by a help tip early on, they conclude that the update meant it thought they didn't know what they were doing.
--->'''Mike:''' I mean, I ''don't'', but...
** They hatch, but sadly don't attempt, a plan where Agent 47 would spin on the spot and drill into the ground to get to Mario.
** Things near instantly go horribly wrong when Mike chokes out a guard...and Mario sees it, runs off, and makes it all the way to some guards. This ends with him choking Mario out in broad daylight with everyone watching him, stealing his outfit, and rushing off to kill Luigi while being chased by guards who eventually catch him. Both of the guards he kills during this is via GroinAttack.
** Everyone gets a bit irritated by Mike constantly crouch-walking.
** "I'm not that cruel," says Mike, less than a minute before randomly breaking some dude's neck for no reason.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016 1001 Moroccan Nights Contract''
** The contract requires the player to kill numerous targets while dressed as the fortune teller. It is noted that the fortune teller's costume makes Agent 47 look a little like a genie. Naturally, this leads to Andy following one of the targets around while spinning in circles singing "[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} You Ain't Never Had A Friend Like Me]]".
** Talk of genies turns to talk of Film/{{Wishmaster}}, and the crew decide to send Agent 47 on the full JackassGenie route by interpreting every kill he makes as fulfilling the target's wish in as cruelly ironic a fashion as possible. This quickly hits a snag when they are initially unable to think of a wish that someone would make which would lead the genie to [[StuffBlowingUp blow them up]]. They eventually go with "I wish I were hotter" as opposed to Jane's suggestion of "I wish I was on fire".
-->'''''"[[LeeroyJenkins Wishmasteeeeeeeeer!]]"'''''
** Other notable "wishes" include "I wish I had a sharper intellect", "I wish I could get the point" (got stabbed), "I wish I had a drink" (got beaned in the face with a can of soda and his neck snapped), "I wish I had a piece of metal in my head" and "I wish I would go down in history and be remembered as someone who got shot in the head by a genie" (got shot in the head by a genie).
** This exchange:
--->'''Andy:''' Who's shooting me and why?!\\
'''Jane:''' Well, all your crimes, obviously.\\
'''Andy:''' I mean ''obviously'' my crimes.
** ''[Getting shot to ribbons by a multitude of enemies]'' "It's fine, you don't understand that it's fine."
** "[[LeeroyJenkins Wishmaster]]! [[LargeHam Let this be a lesson to AAAAAAALLLLLL of you]]! [[SpoofAesop Don't... make wishes. Or you'll end up like those people.]] Shouldn't stop to gloat."
* '' ''VideoGame/Hitman2016 Patient Zero'' The Source:
** Andy and Jane choose sensible suits for 47 on their mission. Mike opts...the clown outfit.
** Mike tries to covertly take out two guards to get to the room they're guarding...only to run straight into the entire cult. This leads to him being hunted and hiding in a closet...then shot at and having to come out to beat up a guard. This happens again, leading to a lot of murders.
--> '''Mike''': Well that was going really well until it ceased...to go...well.
** Andy ending up waiting forever for the secondary target to drink poison and being annoyed having to listen to the lecture about death happening in the background. He then has to wait forever again for the cult leader to return to the fire ritual to die.
** Andy's reaction to overhearing about the opportunity for the fire accident kill, complete with a graphic.
--> '''Andy''': There's some very flammable vodka and a ritual that involves fire. So if you're doing the Hitman maths with me along at home you can see that adds up to spectacular murder.
** Jane deciding death by fire extinguisher counts as a DeathByIrony for the evil cult leader performing a fire ritual...She then realizes that hitting him in the head with a fire extinguisher is nonlethal, so she just throws him down a staircase.
** Mike kills the secondary target by throwing a knife at her while she's taking a selfie. He then decides to go back to get his clown outfit even though he could easily escape just fine, which results in him escaping in a hail of gunfire.
** Andy realizing he forgot to make a good BondOneLiner for the cult leader.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016 Patient Zero'' The Author:
** Mike sees the slasher photo set...
--> '''Mike''': Oh well I know how Andy's going to be doing this then.
--> ''JumpCut to Andy finding the set''
--> '''Andy''': Whoa! What the hell is going on there! Oh my God I need that costume!
** Andy waiting for the opportunity to murder the target at his book reading...and commenting the book is so awful murdering him will be doing the literary world a favor.
--> '''Andy''': It's fine 47, let it fuel your murder rage.
** Andy does the pen kill... and is promptly horrified by how brutal it was.
** Andy commenting [[CallBack that he takes back saying 47 had fully become a horror movie]] SerialKiller back in Colorado, given he's actually ''dressed'' as a horror movie slasher at the moment.
** Jane wants to go with the dramatic kill rather than just breaking her first target's neck and throw him into the ocean...only to find the only location available is a shallow beach she can't just throw him into. She spends several minutes dragging him around trying to drown him...which actually works and counts as an accident kill.
** Jane sets up an elaborate trap to kill the second target...only to blow it and be forced to suddenly shoot him and run for it.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2016 Patient Zero'' Final Mission:
** The subtitle given to the episode sums it all up, really:
--->Hitman Patient Zero Final Mission: 3 Ways to Play (Inferno, Rampage, Worse Rampage)
** Mike is sad that this mission does not allow him to start as a clown.
** Andy concludes that the basis of Hokkaido security is RFID chips in the pants.
--->'''Andy:''' It's fine, you'll be fine, I just need your trousers...That sounds weird.
** The Andy Hitman Guarantee:
--->'''Andy:''' Maximum comfort for all unconscious guards wherever possible.
** Mike is momentarily distracted by how brutal the cleaver-throw kill actually is.
--->'''Mike:''' Right. Okay. [[TemptingFate Off to a strong start]]. ''[Alert goes from "Compromised" to "Hunted".]'' Uh-oh.
** Jane starts getting smug that she's managed to avoid fatalities so far, only to suddenly remember that there are eight infectees to deal with.
--->'''Jane:''' No fatalities! I mean, eight lethal infected people, so eight fatalities, [[SkewedPriorities but you can't pin them on me, Diana!]]
** Mike finds his new favourite thing ever: a bin of highly corrosive chemicals. He sounds like a child on Christmas when he realises he could use it for corpse disposal.
** The "Infected" counter ticks up pretty quickly for everyone but Andy.
--->'''Mike:''' It's like a zombie movie! This is Hitman crossed with zombies - this is awesome.
** Mike's moral objection to the clumsiness of the corpse disposal staff, which he expresses through headshot.
** Jane's IDidWhatIHadToDo speech about her next objective being to kill 24 infected people.
--->'''Jane:''' I do this with a heavy heart and a clean conscience, because you're all doomed.
** Since the GodzillaThreshold has been crossed, 47's mission shifts away from "stealth elimination of 1-4 targets" and over to "ItsTheOnlyWayToBeSure". Jane's starting approach to this is to, while clad in a hazmat suit, plod around like a horror movie monster, meticulously gunning down everyone in her path, while complaining about how busy she is and if the virus would pretty please stop infecting more people.
*** You'd think Mike would be tailor-made for this sort of indiscriminate mayhem. Nope, he ends up with more infected than the other two[[note]][[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Andy doesn't even let it get past 1]], ''and'' manages to destroy the security tapes, ''and'' has no non-target kills.[[/note]], to the point where he has dozens of targets[[note]]End of mission score says 112 infected.[[/note]] and he starts starts sounding a bit miffed with all the mass murder he has to do. Especially since he's [[BoringButPractical forced to rely on melee and guns.]]
** Mike's breaching charge proves to have a blast radius of about six inches.
--->'''Mike:''' That was ''rubbish''. What is even the point of a remote breaching charge? [barges through the door and shoots both primary targets in the head]
** Jane starts referring to her instances of mass murder as "[[MercyKill mercy sprees]]".
--->'''Jane:''' ''[To an infected victim]'' This is a mercy killing. Please cooperate.
** Mike takes a momentary breather.
--->'''Mike:''' Now let's take a moment to centre ourselves with this lovely view, and then we'll have to kill all these guys.
** The infection rate in Mike's playthrough is getting a bit excessive.
--->'''Mike:''' Forty-seven! [weakly] That's my lucky number!
** After a bit, ''[[MadBomber Mike]]'' [[EveryoneHasStandards starts getting sad about the number of people he's killing]]. [[TokenEvilTeammate Jane, meanwhile...]]
--->'''Jane:''' I diagnose virus. I prescribe screwdriver! [flings said item into victim's head]
** Jane adopts the screwdriver as her CallingCard and dubs it "Screwy".
** "Screwdriver right in the...carotid...jugular...I'm not the doctor, you're the doctor! Well, you ''were'' the doctor..."
** Andy finds a new toy.
--->'''Andy:''' Initiate [[KillItWithFire incineration procedure]]?! Uh...''yeah?!''
** Mike concludes that he's going to be remembered as either the saviour of all mankind, or history's greatest monster, probably the latter.
** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Always look on the bright side of death.]]
--->'''Mike:''' Oh, even the morgue guy! At least they won't have to move him far.
** In many ways, this one serves as the perfect capstone to each of their careers: Andy gets out with minimal casualties and a Silent Assassin rating, Jane kills a bunch but the infectee counter never reaches 40, and Mike nearly ''depopulates the level'' (his previous kill record was something like 23 counting both target and non-target kills; this one had ''one hundred and twenty-five'' total casualties).
--->'''Mike:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Probably best if we don't ever speak of this again, Diana.]]
* Mike gets his clown fix in the "Corky Commotion" escalation mission, which revolves around hitting a fashion model with a baseball bat in a shower of confetti.
-->'''Mike:''' (as Andy knocks out four guards while dressed as a clown) I've just realised that while this looks like a normal ''Hitman'' playthrough for me, this is like...horrible for you. It's torture.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Let's Play - Hitman 2]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2}}'' Ghost Mode:
** Andy facing Mike in the game's Ghost Mode rapidly becomes Andy's worst nightmare because as he's patiently waiting for the target to isolate themselves so he can get an unnoticed kill, Mike's preferred method of execution is rushing in and axing the target to death no matter how many people may be watching, forcing Andy to use similarly unstealthy tactics in order to not lose points. Suffice to say Andy was getting increasingly salty because of this...
--->'''Andy:''' [[TranquilFury I've never been this angry.]]
** However, this reckless rampaging of Mike screws him over repeatedly, as it causes him to completely fail to get unnoticed kills (in part due to constantly being in combat) and keep losing points due to nontarget murders while Andy isn't able to get points due to having to Mike making it very hard for him to make any unnoticed kills, resulting in it ending in a stalemate.
* ''VideoGame/{{Hitman 2}}'' Perfect Crime Scene:
** Andy and Jane near instantly get distracted by how form fitting 47's wet suit is and are continually [[StupidSexyFlanders distracted it throughout the entire video.]]
** Jane noting that the guards on the roof [[FailedASpotCheck somehow manage to miss the top of 47's head poking over a wall when staring right at it.]]
** Andy dumps chloroform into the ventilation system to knock out the target...and then hides in the same room as them, forgetting about that and losing because of it.
** After successfully killing the victim, Andy puts the gun next to her unconscious lover to try to make it look like he did it...only to then realize when all the way at the boat he needs a gun to trigger a distraction explosion to escape, and thus needs to trek all the way back to get it.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2 Creator/SeanBean'':
** The trio, and especially Jane, squee at meeting Sean Bean and express admiration for [[MrFanservice his face]] and his body of work. Jane hovers so much that the character snaps at her, and she sheepishly retreats.
** She also tries her damndest to offer him a bluebery muffin, which Andy scoffs at, since a tough guy like Sean Bran doesn't eat muffins.
** Andy spends the entirety of his playthrough carefully poisoning Sean Bean's coffee, then following him to the bathroom where he can be drowned in the toilet -- [[ShaggyDogStory and then he just beans him on the head with a blueberry muffin and snaps his neck.]]
--->'''Andy:''' Whew! Do NOT go in there!
*** Followed immediately by him leaving bathroom while the guards posted outside [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy do nothing]]
** Mike's strategy is simplicity itself: steal an explosive device, lob it at Sean Bean's head, and leg it. It turns out that the tiny explosives are ''really, really destructive'', and its impact on Sean Bean leads to his head slamming into the ceiling.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2 Silent Mike'': Someone made a mission specifically for Mike: blow up four people who are standing right next to each other and run away in thirty seconds. Mike still has trouble getting more than two stars.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2 Mumbai Part 1'':
** Jane gets into the laundry via the sewers, and devotes some effort to lamenting what this has no doubt done to 47's clothes.
** Jane is nothing if not honest about her approach:
--->'''Jane:''' [[IndyPloy I haven't got a plan, but that's never stopped me before.]]
** '[[JoinTheArmyTheySaid "Come to Mumbai," they said. "See the sights," they said. "Wade through ankle-deep sewage," they said.]]'
** Andy Evaluates a Plan.
--->'''Andy:''' So here's the foreman; what's his deal? [[SkewedPriorities And how cool is his outfit? Because that does factor into whether I want to dress up as him or not.]]
** That's not how the system works, Mike.
--->'''Mike:''' I'm trespassing, but that's alright, because I've got a plan. [[IndyPloy I just haven't...invented it yet, is all.]]
** Flies, according to Jane, are "nature's quitters".
** Mike meets an old friend.
--->'''Mike:''' An exploding barrel? [[MadBomber Explosives? You shouldn't have!]]
** Andy critiques the foreman's choice of flip-flops.
** From "How to Maintain Your Cover" by Andy Farrant:
--->'''Andy:''' Hey guys, it's me, the foreman. I've decided to leave my office. Clean...harder.
** Jane steals a bolt of cloth by accident. In full view of the shopkeep. She then decides to leave rather abruptly.
** Mike gets a "Body Found" notification for the body ''he's dragging'', and fails to realise this for several seconds.
** Andy comments that 47, in-character as the foreman, makes solving laundry problems sound ''very much'' like murder.
** In an important advancement for Jane's Hitman skills, she has now figured out how to put a garotte or related tool away before she tries to knock someone out.
** Andy cannot think of a BondOneLiner.
** Jane's attempt to get a distinctive outfit goes wrong when, instead of choking the guy out, she kicks him into an open sewer.
* ''Mumbai pt 2'':
** Mike Channell, Master of Forward Planning, attempting to kill someone on the spur of the moment...leading to a target lockdown when the guy falls into the pool one storey below.
--->'''Mike:''' Why did I do that? ''I thought it would be funny...''
** You can't get the help these days.
--->'''Andy:''' (having stuck the very pale 47 into the Indian artist's outfit) I mean, honestly, who would not notice? ...This guy, apparently. This guy would not notice.
** Jane putting on a prima donna routine when not permitted up the stairs.
** Mike is reduced to begging his target to walk near some explosives.
** There's no moral issue here, really.
--->'''Andy:''' He's just talking about paying me in exposure, rather than money, so...if anyone had any problems with him about to be shot, can it, all right?
** Shortly after getting someone else to kill the target for him, Andy begins to worry whether 47 is going to get paid.
** Jane is disappointed that a cricket ball isn't a lethal weapon, although hey, at least you can now fling murder weapons at unconscious people!
** Mike is overjoyed when, after a long wait, he finally gets the chance to explode the target.
** Andy deploys a pro-level strat of throwing a brick at a dude.
** For once, Andy's assumption that Mike is just running around murdering everyone is only ''somewhat'' true, and mostly derived from Mike hitting the wrong thing and throwing an axe instead of a can of spaghetti sauce.
** Jane learns that Mumbai has a lot of people in it.
** Andy concludes that 47 is incapable of speaking except in murder puns.
** Jane attempts to kill the Maelstrom with a cleaver, only to screw up her aim and just chuck the thing under-arm.
** Andy is certain that 47 wouldn't survive the social disfavour earned by showing up to the Agency in flip-flops.
** Mike can't escape in the tuk-tuk because he doesn't have a key and all his coins ended up on the floor.
** Andy finally thinks up his laundry-kill pun at the end of the level: "You better wash out!"
** As one would expect, Andy gets five stars and a Silent Assassin rating; Mike does not.
* ''VideoGame/Hitman2'' Whittleton Creek part one:
** You know a video is going to be something special when Mike opens with an explanation for his choice of the clown outfit.
** Immediately after Jane finishes planning out how to assume the identity of a real estate agent, we cut to Mike attempting to ride on the bouncy racing car in a kids' play area and being heartbroken when that fails.
** This exchange:
--->'''NPC:''' Unless it's a flesh-eating mutant mole, you don't need explosives.\\
'''[[MadBomber Mike:]]''' ''Explosiiives'', you say...
** Andy is desperate to make up some ground after accidentally playing on Casual difficulty, so he brings up how brilliant and professional half of the things he does are.
** Jane manages an entirely new kind of AccidentalMurder to add to her scorecard when she chokes someone out on a river bank, and they slide into the river and disappear.
--->'''Jane:''' If anyone's to blame, it's him.
** Andy insists that an unconscious NPC should be thanking him, really.
** "Everyone remember where I parked the male nurse" - Jane Douglas, 2019
** After deciding to follow one of the targets:
--->'''Mike:''' Every so often I forget that I'm a clown. And then I remember, and everything's right with the world.
** You can't get the help these days.
--->'''Mike:''' You'd have thought some sort of security expert would, by now, have [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight a) noticed the clown following him around, and b) gotten suspicious about the clown following him around.]]
** Mike visits a BBQ, photobombs the guests, and talks about getting drunk and playing mini-golf in a clown outfit. If any part of that sentence was surprising to you, hello and welcome to Outside Xbox.
** Mike has a new Hitman experience. Not carrying a propane tank; not even carrying a propane tank while dressed as a clown; but carrying a propane tank, while dressed as a clown, ''without'' planning to casually drop it next to his target and shoot it. (He does eventually shoot it, but it actually provided propane for a BBQ first!)
** Jane on architecture:
--->'''Jane:''' Basement - that's the most murdery room in a house, right?
** Andy's flair for amateur dramatics gets the better of him when he decides that, instead of simply leaving his target's corpse hidden away in a house full of knockout gas, he needs to fake the guy falling out of a window to his death.
** When Mike does eventually shoot the propane tank, his target is a little too far away and is just knocked unconscious, necessitating a frantic sprint for the clown outfit, followed by an assassination involving a treehouse and a long-ranged pistol shot.
* Whittleton Creek part 2:
** Andy goes back to the suit because it's very stylish.
** "Was that a frog or was that a dig? Frog or dig? Frog or dig?"
** Andy ends up getting confused about whether Janus and the Constant are the same person or not.
** Jane provides security advice to an NPC.
** Andy shows off his cardiovascular fitness.
** Mike doesn't make a mountain out of a molehill, because explosives generally don't make mountains. Quite the opposite, usually.
** Mike meets his target:
--->'''Mike:''' Wow, he is really old. I mean, could I not just wait...half an hour? And he'll probably die, and then mission accomplished, right?
** Jane goes through the wrong door and walks into the cupboard.
** When Mike finds the casualties from his barbeque rampage, he ends up robbing a corpse out of the body bag.
--->'''Mike:''' There's bodies everywhere, and I can't help but feel somewhat responsible.
** Andy "cryogenically freezes" someone until the future, when they develop a cure for wrench injuries.
** Jane's plan goes horribly wrong.
** Mike indulges in stuff that is usually an "Andy thing" like deleting the security tapes or hiding unconscious witnesses.
** Andy concludes that the gramophone used to be in the bedroom, and the target moved it because he read about [[CallBack the horrible murder in Sapienza.]]
** Timing is everything.
--->'''Guard:''' I wonder how little he remembers, how little he cares.\\
'''Mike:''' Not as little as I care. [kills him with a thrown screwdriver.]
** Andy mashes the "kill" button the ''second'' his target's rambling checks off the "intel" box.
** Mike stuns his target with a bomb throw, then triggers it, and chortles like he's the happiest he's been in years.
** Mike has been neglecting the intel collection for so long that he's forgotten it's even a mission, even though it's right there on screen.
** Andy mocks up another crime scene.
** Mike concludes that his controller vibration involves being touched by frogs.
** Jane responds to being rejected by a guard by walking through the open garage door five feet to the guy's left.
** Mike makes sure to get his clown outfit back. His compromised clown outfit. This leads to him going "full ''Literature/{{It}}''.
** The mission exit being four feet away from the actual edge of the map manages to throw both Andy and Mike.
** Mike is jubilant about his final score, which is a record-setting (for him) two out of five.
* "The Undying Returns":
** Jane kills the target with a robot...and then tries to make up an elaborate story about making the robot to cook and it decided to kill him on its own.
** Andy decides to go for fun points and snipe Mark Faba, since they don't get to do it that often...and finds despite bringing a Electronic Key Hacker to deal with electronic locks, the point he wants to snipe from is using a traditional lock. He goes to find a crowbar (with the help of Jane), and finds out along the way that guards at frisk points will ''also'' check the briefcase he hid his sniper rifle in, so has to leave his briefcase in a random bathroom to get one. When he comes back to find it, he finds it missing because [[RealityEnsues an NPC passing by had found it, and reported it as a suspicious item]], and Andy has to sneak his way into a security office to steal it back. After doing this, he finds out the crowbars were nearer to the toilets than anticipated (leaning on some boxes near the Thwack Paddock), which he wasn't best pleased about. Upon getting to the vantage point, he and Jane have to wait a long time for the target to finally get in position, and also get briefly amused by "Lanyard physics". Andy could've avoided this mess from the start if he had A: Brought a sniper rifle with him to begin with, or at the very least B: Brought a lockpick to begin with.
* The Aquatic Retribution escalation:
** Mike, in possibly the most Mike-ish moment not to include an actual explosion, manages to get a crosshair painted on himself in the first ''eight seconds'' by dodging security.
--->'''Jane:''' As an opening move, a la chess, we'll call that the Mike Gambit.
** All of the fish puns, especially the desperation to figure out new fish puns.
** The phrase "horrifying fish murder spree", especially given that the security guards are largely unfussed by the multiple fish tanks Mike blows open.
** The first mission failure comes about because Mike couldn't resist the chance to find out whether a starfish counted and chucked it at one of the targets' heads like a shuriken.
** Actually ''finding'' a fish to hit people with proves inordinately challenging!
** "I'm killing time while I think of a good pun" - Jane Douglas
** The brief digression into where the hell 47 is keeping that fish.
** The false start on "And we're away!"
** "[[Series/GameOfThrones Chaos is a ladder!]]" - Jane Douglas, on blowing up security cameras
** The digression on 47's butt.
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext Lethal vs. nonlethal starfish.]]
** Mike gets his first ever five stars...because he got four stars, and Jane awards a bonus star for taking a starfish home.
* Hitman 2: Isle of Sgail 3 Ways to Play! (Knight Armor, Iron Maiden, Ancient Necklace) Ep. 1/2:
** Mike finds out he can hide as a suit of knight armor. So he goes out of his way to find it...and then goes on a murderous rampage with broadsword because he can't resist not doing so.
--> '''Mike''': My insistence on playing this like ''Dark Souls'' is causing me problems, I've got to admit.
** How does Mike kill his first target? Run at her in a crowded room with a broadsword while screaming 'Dark Souls!' and burying it in her head. He refers to this as 'Dark Soulsing her to death'. Surprisingly, this works.
** Andy pointing out how [[WhatAnIdiot idiotic the target is being]] by dismissing her guards and standing with her back to the person she's threatening...while looking into an open, functional iron maiden.
* Hitman 2: Isle of Sgail 3 Ways to Play! (Phoenix Burning, Silent Assassin, Suit of Armor) Ep. 2/2
** Andy tries to do the funeral kill...and is disturbed by the burial mask and questions what the heck is wrong with this society and their obsession with weird masks. Then the game bugs out and leaves him pretending to be a corpse for 30 minutes while an NPC is staring at him, forcing him to reset, much to his anger. He reveals in another video that he spent ''eight hours'' trying the troubleshoot the issue in order to get a Silent Assassin run, with the only solution he found was to restart the entire level, or use an earlier save (which explains his ''very'' exacerbated tone upon restarting the game).
** Mike tries the phoenix burning kill but messes it up, causing the target to storm off...so he hits her in the head with a torch, drags her into the phoenix before blowing her up and lighting it on fire with an exploding duck. Somehow he gets off without a hitch.
** Andy tries the phoenix burning kill...and the game freezes. Andy is understandably angry, and tells the target it's her fault because if the game hadn't froze, he would've painlessly stabbed her to death at a funeral rather than agonizingly burn her to death in a phoenix.
** Jane decides to pull a Mike and grab a propane canister to blow up the second target...and only shoots it once, resulting in an awkward moment of the target staring at her panicked before she shoots it again and blows her up.
** Mike decides to be Mike and go back for his suit of armor, resulting in him fleeing the level in a hail of gunfire.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Xmas Challenges]]
* Andy attempts to explain the offside rule in "FIFA '15 Giant Killing".
-->'''Andy:''' [[TheBlindLeadingTheBlind When a mummy football and a daddy football love each other very much...]]
* In ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' Basketball, once Jane has succeeded in placing the ball in the hoop using Symmetra's gravity gun, they start celebrating: Mike as Mei tries to "chill the booze" with the freeze ray (the bottle breaks), Andy does a very ineffectual celebratory ultimate (as [=McCree=], his ult only works if there are enemies nearby), and Jane grabs a bunch of random junk and dumps it on top of the hoop.
* In the tiebreaker ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV GTA Online]]'' Battle Royale challenge:
** Mike doesn't think too highly of Jane's and Andy's attempt at EnemyMine.
-->'''Mike:''' Sure, you guys team up. You guys just resist the urge to kill each other for like...ten seconds.
** Mike's plan isn't much better.
--> '''Mike:''' My plan relies on appealing to the better nature of the other GTA players.
--> '''Andy:''' Oh god, that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
** As Jane emerges as victor of the challenge, she decides to revoke Christmas forever so she can remain the Christmas champion for all time. Andy, who won last year, is distraught that he hadn't done that earlier.
** Jane tells Andy, "Have a headshot!" and then snipes him in his ''groin''. OUCH. Wrong head, Jane!
* In a ''Grand Theft Auto Online'' challenge, Luke and Ellen are challenged to a bicycle race up Mount Chilead.
** Luke is attempting to climb up the mountain when he hears the sound of a jet. He pivots the camera in time enough to see a jumbo jet fall to the ground. Later commenters called it the most impossibly British way to worry about a jet flying towards you.
--> '''Luke''': Okay, this could be a problem.
** After Luke respawns, he cycles up the mountain, only to realize he cycled up the wrong one, leading to corpsing for several minutes.
** During Ellen's run, she hears a chopper, and has to outrun another player trying to skewer her on the blades.
* ''VideoGame/WatchDogs2'' Dog Petting Challenge:
** The opening has Mike dancing on the sofa above Luke and Ellen, which they find rather disconcerting.
** There is a ''metric ton'' of CutenessProximity. Ellen in particular does a lot of cooing.
** After the second dog he pets gives Luke a little high-five, Luke robs a bystander with hacking and tries to transfer the cash to the dog. It doesn't work.
** For the fifth dog, Luke has to physically barge an NPC out of the way to pet the dog.
--->'''Luke:''' Out of the way! Let me pet your dog.\\
'''Ellen:''' This is what it's like being out in public with Luke.
** Luke gets distracted by a busker.
** They confuse a gardener for a dog, briefly.
--->'''Luke:''' Can I pet...no.\\
'''Ellen:''' That would be weird.
** Luke at one point ''crashes a car'' in order to get out and pet a dog in time.
--->'''Ellen:''' Why did you crash?\\
'''Luke:''' Hello, dog. I just shattered my spine to meet you.
** Luke gets a bit salty when Ellen uses fast-travel.
* ''VideoGame/Fallout4'' Nude Elder Punching: Because they're using Andy's save file, and he and the Brotherhood of Steel are thick as thieves, Mike needs to beat seven bells out of Lancer Captain Kells before everyone actually goes hostile.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'' Drunk Walking:
--->'''Andy:''' Look at that glorious winner there!\\
[slightly pixelated close-up of John Marston lying spreadeagled in the street]
* ''VideoGame/TheSims4'' sim-killing time trial has Jane getting distracted by how well the role of Christmas Elf fits Ellen, stating that it's a pity Ellen can't wear the Christmas hat all year round without looking insane because it really suits her. Ellen [[{{Corpsing}} handles this with her typical aplomb.]]
* ''VideoGame/StarWarsBattlefront 2'' Yoda Lightsaber Chaos: Mike expresses frustration that he's playing a muppet, and muppets don't have a lot of killing power. Andy raises the most pertinent counterexample: Miss Piggy. Mike immediately concedes the point.
* In ''WWE [=2K18=]'', Mike isn't sure where they're putting the scores, so he points at random. They then have the scores loop and spiral around, while Mike and Luke joke about how much the CGI for that will cost.
** In the third episode of the 2017 Xmas challenge, Jane complements Ellen on how well she pulls off an elf hat, and laments that she would look like a crazy person if she wore it any other time in the year.
* During the ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'' "Deer-race to Kakariko Village" Challenge, Ellen has a...bit...of trouble.
** Ellen's attempt to capture deer leads them to commit suicide by drowning in the river.
** Ellen tries to shield surf, only to have the deer ram her into a tree, and then de-spawn into the tree.
** Ellen finally gets her stride by sneaking up on a stag carefully...only to hit the Y button by mistake and slice the deer in two.
--> '''Cue Deep Breathing Exercises'''
** When it's Luke's go, he decides to sing a song to himself while stealthily approaching a deer, with lyrics that make him sound like the giddiest serial murderer ever.
--> '''Luke''': Oh deer, be still, be calm, and quiet. While I sneak up on your haunches.
* In the ''FIFA 18 Giant Killing Challenge'', Jane and Andy notice that one of the League Two teams appears to have a prawn or shrimp as its mascot[[note]]Morecambe F.C, FYI, and technically the mascot is actually a shrimp[[/note]], and try to badger Mike into picking that one. When he refuses and chooses a better-performing team, they proceed to act as if that team was "The Shrimps", despite Mike's protests that his actual team[[note]]Mansfield Town[[/note]] has a much-cooler stag as its mascot.
* Luke's attempt at travelling from Mount Josiah to Mount Chilead in ''GTA 5'' in the final [=OxTra=] Christmas challenge. It takes him twenty-five minutes, and everything calamitous that could possibly go wrong ends up going wrong in the worst possible way. Although he doesn't exactly help himself by repeatedly insisting on taking "short cuts" that turn out to be nothing of the kind and apparently believing that any vehicle is capable of driving up the sheer side of a mountain if you just try hard enough.
* In the 2017 Xmas Charades part 2, Andy has a couple of minutes of raw hilarity. First, he gets ''VideoGame/Prey2017'' and, rather than actually miming praying, does an elaborate display of reenacting the entire game, to Mike's confusion. Then, he gets ''VideoGame/KingdomsOfAmalurReckoning'' and, instead of doing ''anything'' related to the title, opts to simply point at Ellen. When Mike doesn't get it despite this, Andy gets extremely snide about it.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2 Hat Shooting Challenge'': After successfully de-hatting ten people, Mike celebrates by...loudly proclaiming that it's time to ruin his shirt and having his player character leap off a roof into the mud while Andy demands to know what the hell he's doing.
* ''[[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]] Rocket Boot Challenge'': The opening of the video involves Kippers appearing on horseback in midair, falling down to the ground, bouncing, and only taking damage when his movement actually stops. Then, when Kippers respawns, the horse ''starts climbing into the sky once more''. Bethesda, everyone!
** After Luke's [[https://youtu.be/YVGeZxwFies?t=999 second attempt,]] he notices an enemy nearby...[[CallBack and it's a frost troll they've encountered in previous Skyrim videos]].
--->'''Luke:''' HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEMONS ARE HERE!
* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV Online Observatory Road Race'':
** All of Luke [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving like crazy]].
** All of Ellen reacting to Luke driving like crazy.
** Luke spends much of the early part of his race receiving inconveniently timed cell phone calls and messing up his fancy-looking car while insisting that everything is fine.
** Luke laments that it's hard to do this at night, and Ellen points out that it's because he's wrecked his headlights. Later, on the way back to the starting line, Luke crashes into another wall:
--->'''Luke:''' Aww, my headlights are gone.\\
'''Ellen:''' (exasperated) ''Yes'', Luke.
** At one point Luke consults his map while speeding along the road. GTA 5 doesn't pause when you consult the map.
** Luke hasn't played GTA 5 for a while, so he manages to come off second best in a fistfight with an NPC immediately after getting out of the car.
** Luke manages to get a bounty ''and'' a wanted rating on the way back to the starting line, which makes Ellen ''very'' upset, particularly when she gets gunned down.
** Luke is bewildered by the concept that not crashing into things at maximum speed may be better for your time than racing everywhere with the accelerator pushed all the way to the floor.
--->'''Luke:''' And your car's not on fire! How'd you do that?
** Luke insists that he only made one mistake. It's not specified if "driving like a swivel-eyed lunatic" was the mistake in question or not, but it's not hard to infer.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2 Horse Landing Challenge'': Andy has sort of forgotten the classic reindeer lineup.
-->'''Andy:''' On Dasher, on Dancer, on...Steven and Geoffrey, on...\\
'''Jane:''' [[{{Troll}} Nixon]].\\
'''Andy:''' On Nixon, and Rixon, and Franchise/RickAndMorty...
* ''VideoGame/SoulCaliburVI Rudolph Rumble Challenge'': Mike's efforts in the character creator end up producing "Bondage Rudolph" - a muscular man in a skimpy outfit who happens to have antlers and a big red nose. Then they start looking through the pose options...
-->'''Jane:''' It's covering his whole deal.\\
'''Andy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You mean his antlers, I hope.]]\\
''the next preset has Rudolph's "whole deal" very much on display as he writhes toward the camera''\\
'''Jane:''' oh nooo\\
'''Mike:''' Such weird movements!\\
''he changes to another preset''\\
'''Andy:''' It's worse somehow!\\
...\\
'''Jane:''' (as Rudolph goes into a breakdancing pose before presenting his abs to the sky) Do a nice picture for Grandma, I insist!
* Luke and Ellen getting incredibly, absurdly, ''maniacally'' intense over a game of Connect Four in ''VideoGame/AWayOut''. The video resembles two chess masters staring each other down, only it's Connect Four. For comparison sake, the Outside Xbox Xmas Challenge released on the same day involved Jane playing ''Hitman'', beating up Santa, stealing his suit and murdering two people... and everyone in the comments agreed that the game of Connect Four was somehow ''more intense''.
* The horrifying/adorable pack of hungry [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Kirbies]] in ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate Killer Kirby Survival Challenge''.
-->'''Luke:''' It's like a swarm of angry Skittles.
* All of the riffing at the Peel [=P50's=] expense in ''VideoGame/{{Forza}} Horizon 4 Slowmobile Challenge''.
-->'''Andy:''' Mike, what the ''hell'' is this?\\
'''Mike:''' Andy, this is a 1962 Peel [=P50=].\\
'''Jane:''' That's part of a car.\\
'''Andy:''' A stupid joke car.\\
'''Jane:''' Not even a large part of a car.\\
'''Mike:''' It is the sort of thing you'd expect four clowns to get out of.\\
'''Andy:''' It's like a thing you'd see in a shopping mall.\\
'''Jane:''' Oh, you'd put 50p in and...\\
'''Andy:''' Put 50p in and you go back and forth, yeah.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2 Pikachu-Drawing Challenge'': Once the Pikachus have been finished, Andy launches into a faux-highbrow ContemplateOurNavels speech about the nature of art, which reduces both Luke and Ellen to hysterical giggling by the end of the first sentence. Even Andy can't keep a straight face the whole time. Subsequently, when he awards the win to Ellen, she literally ''squeals'' with joy at having finally won in a Pikachu-drawing contest and runs over to give Andy a hug, before donning the challenge stocking to commemorate her victory.
-->'''Luke:''' In 2019 I'll be back for Christmas revenge, [[AnAssKickingChristmas which is the best thing to do at Christmas]].
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption2 Bear Hunt'': Mike spends fifteen minutes of video and God knows how long in-game trying to lure a bear with predator bait, only for a bear to rush out of the forest, maul him for a bit and vanish into a fog bank, leading to some very drawn-out tracking before Mike kills it with one Molotov.
-->'''Andy:''' What a horrifying end to Christmas.
* In FIFA Giant Killing 2020, between the Franchise/HarryPotter references (since Jane's team are in Gryffindor red and gold and her opponents are in Slytherin green) and Jane's insistence that she hasn't ratified the offside rule, it starts becoming a little difficult to keep track of how you play the actual game!
-->'''Andy:''' He somehow gave ''himself'' a Stone Cold Stunner.
** Jane is legitimately indignant when she learns of "the offside trap"[[note]]basically when the opposing defence tries to lure an attacker into an offside position to prevent them from legitimately scoring a goal[[/note]] that the opposing team has lured her into and rails at length at the injustice of this being considered a valid and legal move in football, regardless of Andy and Mike trying to point out that the whole point of them doing it is to try and prevent Jane from otherwise scoring goals.
--->'''Jane:''' They're trying to make me-- Why?! That's so mean!\\
'''Mike:''' ''[Trying to hold back giggles]'' To prevent you from scoring.\\
'''Jane:''' But ''why''?!\\
'''Andy:''' ''[Not bothering trying to hold back giggles]'' They don't ''want'' you to score! Because then they'll lose the game of football that you're having!\\
'''Jane:''' That's unfair!
* In "Madden 20 Touchdown Challenge", the team are so lacking in knowledge of the rules and tactics of American Football that at several points they seem to be winning a game without having any clue of how they're doing so. The sheer bewilderment and utter confusion is hilarious.
* "VideoGame/SeaOfThieves Burn the Boat Challenge:"
** Ellen is Jane's [[MemeticMutation Elf on the Shelf]], watching and silently judging.
** One of the things in the challenge stocking is a satsuma, which Jane lobs offscreen.
--->'''Andy:''' [[OffscreenCrash Ow!]]
** "'Sea of Thieves Burn the Boat Challenge?' [[PyroManiac I love burning things!]]" - [[TokenEvilTeammate Jane]]
** When Jane says it's going to be a cinch, Ellen corrects her: it's going to be a ''[[{{Pun}} singe]]''.
** "Not now, skeleton!"
** Jane's completely nonsensical explanation for how this is like a game of chess.
** They pick up "barrybeebenson" as an ally, and he turns out to be TheLoad, missing his shots and setting the sails really weirdly.
--->'''Andy:''' Barry, I loaded the cannon for you, I did literally everything for you except fire it, Barry.\\
'''Jane:''' Oh, YouHaveFailedMe for the last time, Barry.
** The [[CrazyEnoughToWork eventual winning strategy]] is for Jane to ''[[ViolationOfCommonSense fire herself out of a cannon into the sea]]'' and hurl firebombs from the water into the back of a ship.
* "VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Catch 'em All Challenge":
** The new spin-on-the-spot option renders Ellen incoherent with joy.
** Luke laments that usually in Pokemon he has a really hard time fighting things, and now that there's a challenge about catching things, the mons on his team suddenly turn into unstoppable engines of war.
** Luke takes exception with the game design:
--->''Some of these animations. They don't move ''any'' limbs. It's like a JPEG wiggling around.''\\
''Don't use Hypnosis! DON'T USE HYPNOSIS! The animation is really long!''
** Luke gets half his team wiped by a passing Bewear...which then knocks itself out with recoil damage before he can catch it.
--->'''Luke:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOO!]]
** Luke's cheerful little Extrasensory song:
--->''[[LyricalDissonance Kill Pikachu's soul! Snap it in half!]]''
** Ellen shrieks in irritation when she accidentally hits "Run".
** Ellen sweet-talking a Bewear into joining up. It works.
* ''GTA Online Race from Mount Chiliad'':
** Luke's cheery summary of last time.
--->''I got hit by a jet!''
** "You know me, I'm a cautious man" - Leadfoot Luke Westaway, a man who spent an entire GTA Online race with the pedal pushed all the way to the floor while driving along streets in the dark with the map open but without headlights.
** Ellen brings up the time Luke climbed the wrong mountain. Luke is unamused.
** Luke's subsequent demontrations of caution include attempting to hijack cars by blazing away at them with an assault rifle, accidentally taking his car on multiple jumps because he was distracted by the cops, and falling down a hill while behind the wheel.
** Luke goes offroad and gets his car wedged in a thing.
--->'''Luke:''' This is faster because the police aren't - [gets stuck]
** Luke's cool jump off the end lands him on a lower part of the pier like something out of ''Film/JohnnyEnglish''.
** Ellen gets into a fender-bender four seconds after stealing a new car.
** Ellen Keeps Her Eye On The Prize:
--->''Ooh, I've seen that rock in real life!''
** Luke keeps providing Ellen with bad, if cool, advice like some sort of shoulder devil.
** Luke is reduced to frantically begging for someone to report Ellen to the cops.
* ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII Frozen Slider Sled Race'':
** Their Disney imitations.
--->'''Ellen:''' Gawrsh.\\
'''Luke:''' Well, in the words of Donald Duck, ([[{{Angrish}} note-perfect impression of Donald throwing an incoherent hissy fit]])
** Ellen gives "and Goofy" an extremely dignified tone for no apparent reason.
** "Sora, Donald, and Goof[SoundEffectBleep]kyourself" - Luke
** "The scoring seems [[KudzuPlot as incomprehensible as Kingdom Hearts]]"
** They both get very snotty with the characters critiquing their driving, including Luke calling out Goofy's hat.
** Ellen at one point laments that she's getting so many rewards she can't see the screen, which is probably one of the best problems to have!
** Having managed a massive score off a NoDamageRun, Ellen starts triumphantly belting out "Let it Go".
** The sound of an athlete limbering up.
** This bit:
--->'''Ellen:''' [[WaxingLyrical Do you wanna build a snowman?]]\\
'''Luke:''' (seething) ...Okay, fine.
* ''WWE [=2K20=] Santa Battle Royale Challenge'':
** When Andy seems disappointed that it's Ellen bringing the challenge rather than Santa himself, Ellen and Jane sit down to badmouth him on camera. And [[NiceGirl Ellen]] can't even do ''that'' effectively.
** "[[ARareSentence I do like the sexy lederhosen.]]"
** Selecting "Ribbie" at random. Mike comments that he's been skipping leg day and focusing entirely on head day.
** Jane has no idea what she's doing here.
** All the jokes about a GroinAttack.
--->'''Mike:''' Ooh, right in the jingle bells!
** Andy tries and fails to be magnanimous.
--->''I think we're all winners this year, but in a more real sense, I am.''
** "Big comeback from whoever Cole Quinn is."
** The final fight, between two AI wrestlers, takes about nine years.
** Andy's entire attempt to replace Christmas with Andymas.
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* ''Friday 13th Livestream''
** At one point during the gang's first playthrough as Jason in ''VideoGame/FridayThe13thTheGame'', the game crashes while they're chasing a player dressed as a "Sexy Chad", causing them to freeze right in front of a door. [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu "Sexy Chad" takes the opportunity to taunt them by doing increasingly provocative and bold sexy dance moves]], much to their combined frustration, chagrin and amusement.
--->'''Mike:''' How do we top that?\\
'''Luke:''' I suppose we've just got to find some way of stumbling through the rest of our lives...
** In their next playthrough as Jason, they're a lot more successful at butchering the teens, and at one point corner one who tries to flee... only to discover in the final kill animation that it's "Sexy Chad". [[DoNotTauntCthulhu Gloating ensues]].
--->'''Andy:''' Well, ''look who it is...''\\
'''Mike:''' Not so sexy-dancing ''now'', are you?
* In the ''VideoGame/MetalGearSurvive'' livestream, Mike finds it difficult to find a route to a waypoint through an abandoned, ruined base. Andy asks if there's a door, to which Mike replies in the negative. After discovering plans to make a crowbar, the team decide that this must be what's needed to get to the waypoint, prompting Mike to take an extended, lengthy journey back to the base, which is interrupted by his character running low on food, which in turn leads him to starve to death when no more animals can be found. Eventually, Mike finds some rations, builds a crowbar, journeys back to the base, tries to use it on some rubble... and fails. And then, when he moves back through into the corridor, he spots a door ''right next to where Andy had asked if there was a door''.
* ''F1 2018 Live! Outside Xbox Plays F1 2018'':
** "Mike, this is ''so'' easy!" ~ Jane Douglas, literally as she crashes an F1 car into a wall.
** In fact, pretty much all of Jane's attempt at driving an F1 car.
* In the December 17, 2018 ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' livestream, Jane accidentally turns Kirby yellow while they're playing as a team of pink adorable things. This leads to a weird digression on Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, turning into Kirby, and inhaling all of the others.
* During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H8PP8NiBds this]] ''VideoGame/SuperMarioParty'' stream, things rapidly devolve into madness when Luke, Jane and Andy decide that Monty Mole must be poisoned literally all the time ''at all costs''. At one point Jane is instructing Luke that he should follow Andy's instructions in a 3-on-1 minigame...when Andy is ''on the other side''.
* And again in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAnYtiJZ2EU this stream]], also ''Mario Party'', in which Luke rapidly accumulates multiple stars.
-->'''Luke:''' (in a heartwarming tone) The real stars were the friends I lost along the way.
* In the ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsI'' remaster where Luke beats the FinalBoss and takes the "Dark Lord" ending, there's enough of a break between the end of the fight and the final cutscene that Luke has time to dress up in [[RummageSaleReject a ridiculous selection of garments]], topped off by what Johnny Chiodini dubs "this fetching hessian sack", before accidentally triggering the cutscene.
* Their entire ''VideoGame/GangBeasts'' display at EGX Rezzed 2019. Overlooking that ''Gang Beasts'' is already a game about strange floppy jelly creatures ineptly wrestling (most notable, Ellen wins at least two rounds by ''doing nothing'' and allowing the others to fall off or get left behind by themselves), the commentary is also golden:
-->'''Luke:''' (as a dinosaur) Leave me alone, I'm a scientifically significant discovery!\\
'''Mike:''' DON'T WALK ON ME!\\
'''Andy:''' No, that's my hat, that's my hat.\\
'''Luke:''' No! Meat! Meat! NOOOOO!\\
'''Mike:''' LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain.\\
'''Luke:''' No, no, no, get me out of the grinder!\\
'''Andy:''' I think you'd like it in the grinder!\\
'''Luke:''' Well, I think ''you'd'' like it in the grinder!\\
'''Andy:''' NOOOO, MY HAT, IT'S IN THE GRINDER\\
'''Ellen:''' I live here now.\\
'''Ellen:''' [[{{Angrish}} (angry squeaks)]]\\
'''Luke:''' I've got a cone, I've got a cone, everybody.\\
'''All:''' (humming ''Duel of the Fates'' while Luke and Andy fight with traffic cones)\\
'''Luke:''' I need to time it right! (completely misses the train and ends up falling into the tracks)\\
'''Mike:''' You want your hat back? You want your hat back? Go get it! (throws the hat off the tower)\\
'''Mike:''' I'm getting off this stupid wheel, it's dumb. (floor gives way underneath him) Oh no!\\
'''Andy:''' I'm going to see if I can make my way across to Ellen the coward.\\
'''Luke:''' [[FailedAttemptAtDrama I thought I'd do something cool at that point, that was the plan.]]\\
'''Mike:''' You're not supposed to have a strategy! That's not how this game works!\\
'''Mike and Luke:''' (clinging desperately to the edge of cracking ice) [[Film/Titanic1997 Near... far... wherever you are...]]\\
'''Luke:''' We're gonna pull Ellen in half!\\
'''Ellen:''' I'm free! I'M FREE!\\
'''Luke:''' Let's all jump off at the same time and see who - [pitches the other two over the side]\\
'''Ellen:''' Well, I grabbed you, and then I don't know what happened.\\
'''Luke:''' Headbutted unconscious and slid off a blimp!\\
'''Andy:''' Kill him, kill him, no don't kill me...\\
'''Andy:''' With the paternal hand on my shoulder, like, "One day, son, ''you'll'' fight in an elevator."\\
'''Luke:''' Ellen and I will just have to take both of you out. It's like ''Literature/TheHungerGames''.\\
'''Mike:''' That is not how the Hunger Games works!\\
'''Mike:''' My poor cat brain.\\
'''Luke:''' Well, I don't know what an Wrestling/AJStyles is.\\
'''Luke:''' PULL HIM IN HALF LIKE IT'S ANCIENT ROME!\\
'''Ellen:''' I'm really regretting teaching them the controls.
* Another ''Gang Beasts'' outing, this time a livestream, featured Jane getting a little too in-character as [[NeverMessWithGranny Granny Murder]]:
-->'''Jane:''' I've buried nine husbands and now I'm going to bury you!
* Yet more ''Gang Beasts'' when they did a tournament for EGX Rezzed Digital.
** The whole thing started with them accidentally setting the online game to Open and getting slaughtered by randos. Then Mike couldn't find a setting to turn off the randos. Then chat yelled about how to turn off the randos.
** After Andy explains his wrestling backstory, Ellen explains her motivation as "I'm a penguin."
** Andy explodes with rage when a rando wins the first proper round on a technicality.
** The camera is locked to Mike unless he's been knocked out, which regularly means that vicious brawls are unfolding in places where none of the brawlers can actually see what's going on while Mike desperately clings to an edge.
** Ellen gets her first win stricken for "egregious unsportspersonlike conduct", namely using a strategy and not just joining in a huge melee immediately.
** There's a lengthy diversion while Mike and Jane try to pick up Andy's hat and throw it into the sea.
** Every new stage prompts sounds of despair and frustration from the OX crew.
** At one point Andy strikes a victory pose for something like a minute while waiting for Jane's Gang Beast to fall off a wall.
** Andy's character is eventually dubbed "Red Hatman".
** At one point, Mike is posing on top of a shipping container and Ellen's penguin just pops into frame behind him.
** When Jane and Andy are the only Beasts left, they bow to each other before the fight. The resultant brawl is ''amazingly'' drawn out, including more last-second reversals than a game of Uno, and ends up a draw. This happens twice (one goes to time, one they both fall in front of a train and die simultaneously).
--->'''Jane:''' That was the most Gang Beasts I've ever Gang Beasted.
** Ellen drags Mike into the path of a train, [[TakingYouWithMe without budgeting enough time to get out herself]]. ''[[TooDumbToLive Twice.]]''
--->'''Mike:''' When has that strategy ever worked?!
** The out-of-context quote game remains strong.
--->'''Jane:''' The ghost of Thatcher is haunting our game lobby, or something.\\
'''Andy:''' Just go before someone joins!\\
'''Everyone but Ellen:''' Headbutt the penguin!\\
'''Ellen:''' Is it really a victory without your hat, though?\\
'''Andy:''' Riding you like a pool floatie over to the iceberg.\\
'''Andy:''' What you didn't see there was [[KilledOffscreen Ellen and I got dragged into a fan and minced.]]\\
'''Andy:''' It's a prescription hat!\\
'''Mike:''' We've just become a writhing Gang Beast morass.\\
'''Andy:''' Granny Murder's hero bicep pose.\\
'''Andy:''' Cat sausage for dinner.\\
'''Jane:''' Penguin sausage for dessert!\\
'''Mike:''' I don't hate success, I just hate ''your'' success.\\
'''Jane:''' TPE: Total Party Ellening.\\
'''Mike:''' There's only room for one adorable creature in this match, and it's me.\\
'''Andy:''' I ''said'', go in the fire, Granny!\\
'''Jane:''' So much physics happening right now.\\
'''Andy:''' OhTheHumanity! Oh, the penguinanity!\\
'''Andy:''' I want to honour her by making her into a sausage!\\
'''Jane:''' Granny off the top rope! [misses]\\
'''Andy:''' Get off my beard! GET OFF MY BEARD!\\
'''Andy:''' Sudden death! By which I mean Granny will suddenly die.\\
'''Jane:''' Spider-Gran, Spider-Gran, does whatever a spider can...\\
'''Mike:''' I'm knocked out! That's not how it's supposed to go!\\
'''Andy:''' If anyone asks what Rezzed is, it's this.
* In response to the ''' Videogame/AssassinsCreedValhalla ''' reveal, Luke bemoans the fact the English are beind invaded by the Vikings, yet are presented as villains, blaming it on the [[EvilBrit accent]].
* ''Metacritic Worst Game Challenge: Andy Vs Mike'':
** By the nature of the competition, there's some confusion over whether the person with the worst game collection could be considered to have "won".
--->'''Jane:''' Whoever wins, they both lose.
** They conclude that this game is better than both golf and basketball.
** They refrain from flipping a coin because all of Jane's coins are out of arm's reach and she can't be bothered getting up.
** The first game is a tie because they both picked ''VideoGame/FighterWithin''...
** ...And the third only ''isn't'' a tie because Andy ''picked the wrong game'', choosing ''You're In The Movies'' instead of ''Yoostar 2: In The Movies''.
** Relatedly, every time they refer to Andy's third pick as ''Urine: The Movie''.
--->'''Andy:''' [[ARareSentence Jane, please! Stop talking about urine!]]
** One of Andy's picks, ''Secret Service'', is so obscure that Metacritic doesn't even have enough reviews of it to reach a judgment. They remain unconvinced that it's even real and propose that Andy just wrote the reviews himself and put together a fake game disc.
** One of Mike's picks rates a [[MemeticMutation 69]].
** Andy mentions that he might be in for a spot of difficulty because one of his picks is a triple-A game and reviewers are only allowed to score them between six and nine. Because that pick is ''VideoGame/TooHuman'' they end up proposing that a containment team is coming via Fortnite bus to destroy it.
** Jane describes the halfway point as being the bit where they go offscreen and eat an orange and the coach brings you a towel and rubs your shoulder.
--->'''Jane:''' I don't know anything about sports.
** The similar decisions continue with Andy's sixth pick, which was Mike's fifth.
** Meanwhile Mike's sixth pick is a winter sports title that he doesn't even remember ever buying, and there's some speculation that it's cursed and appeared in his collection one night. It's so obscure that they end up digging through the internet to find a review on Gamesradar because Metacritic ''doesn't even have reviews for Jane to average''. Mike spends most of the time talking smack about biathletes and triathletes.
--->'''Andy:''' The pros are "good snowboarding", "it's well-meaning" and [[DamnedByFaintPraise "you'll like it if you enjoy being angry"]]; cons: "the living hell of the biathlon", "only eight events" and "being angry isn't fun for most of us".
** ''History: Legends of War'' is so easily forgotten that even though they played it on their channel, Andy proposes Mike played it with his other friends, Creator/AndySamberg and Creator/JaneAusten. Even commenters forget about it.
** Andy calls ''VideoGame/CallOfJuarezTheCartel'' one of the most racist games he owns. Mike reminds us that it's also sexist.
** Mike keeps gambling by picking games that he really likes but he thinks reviewers will hate. In this case it's ''VideoGame/DeadlyPremonition'', a game that Andy describes as what you'd get if someone woke you in the middle of the night, demanded that you describe ''Series/TwinPeaks'' to them, and then make a game based on that.
** Immediately after Mike's gamble doesn't pay off, leaving him with a 68/100 (not quite the highest score but certainly a bad result), Andy then tries to cement his lead by bringing out ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever''.
** When Andy cracks that [[VideoGame/DukeNukemForever DNF]] should have been a DNR, Jane suspiciously asks him if he wrote a review and that was in it.
** Mike delivers a stinging TakeThat to Randy Pitchford.
** The increasingly breast-related commentary on Pitchford's "dual bell curve" model, culminating in Jane dubbing the exact middle the "numerical cleavage".
** Andy goes straight from being smug about DNF to wincing in pain as Mike trots up with ''Blackwater''. It scores a 37, a ''stunning'' disaster and one that puts Mike right back into the game despite his big loss. Andy proposes that the few unambiguously positive reviews are motivated by fear.
** Andy knows he's in serious trouble when Mike fronts up with ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'' as his final outing. The fear is justified; ''Ride to Hell: Retribution'' has an incredibly low Metacritic score of 19.
* "Golf With Your Friends Xbox Challenge: Who Is Best at Golf? Jane vs Mike vs Andy!" has Andy, Mike and Jane playing several rounds of hard miniature golf style gameplay, complete with the three of them using complete nonsense words to describe shot power. Mike is also pounding back several beers, and he just gets more hilarious as it goes along.
* "''VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}}'' Gameplay: Luke Plays Bloodborne For The First Time": Luke's reasoning behind not giving his character glasses.
-->'''Luke:''' You don't get ''glasses'' on the mean streets of Victorian London, you either grow up short-sighted or you don't grow up at all! [{{Beat}}] That's total nonsense, what am I talking about?
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