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--->'''Restroom Patron:''' OH, GOOD GOD!!
--->'''Buddy:''' What "Good God", I used the paper!!!

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--->'''Restroom Patron:''' OH, GOOD Patron:'''GOOD GOD!!
--->'''Buddy:''' What "Good God", I used went on the paper!!!
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* Buddy gets an elderly man named Zeke as a test subject for the youth formula.
-->'''Buddy:''' Zeke here has been getting his ass kicked by Father Time for many, many years. Now, if Zeke were to die, right now, who would care?\\
'''Zeke:''' ''I'' would!
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* Aged-down buddy (who has shrunk out of his clothes) leaping onto a well-endowed female board member and smugly asking "Got milk?"

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* Aged-down buddy Buddy (who has shrunk out of his clothes) leaping onto a well-endowed female board member and smugly asking "Got milk?"
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--->'''Janet:''' ''(Starts laughing)''

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--->'''Janet:''' --->'''Music/JanetJackson:''' ''(Starts laughing)''
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-->'''Ernie Sr:''' You ain't got to hit me in front of my child, daddy! ''(Talking to an empty chair in front of a GreenScreen)'' LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!

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-->'''Ernie Sr:''' You ain't got to gotta hit me in front of my child, daddy! ''(Talking to an empty chair in front of a GreenScreen)'' LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
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* The HilariousOuttakes [[[[https://youtu.be/UWTRh2qcavM?t=83 carry over to the sequel:]]

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* The HilariousOuttakes [[[[https://youtu.[[https://youtu.be/UWTRh2qcavM?t=83 carry over to the sequel:]]

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* The [[https://youtu.be/UWTRh2qcavM?t=83 HilariousOuttakes]] carry over to the sequel:

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* The [[https://youtu.HilariousOuttakes [[[[https://youtu.be/UWTRh2qcavM?t=83 HilariousOuttakes]] carry over to the sequel:sequel:]]

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* The HilariousOuttakes carry over to the sequel:

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* The HilariousOuttakes [[https://youtu.be/UWTRh2qcavM?t=83 HilariousOuttakes]] carry over to the sequel:
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* The HilariousOuttakes carry over to the sequel:
-->'''Ernie Sr:''' You ain't got to hit me in front of my child, daddy! ''(Talking to an empty chair in front of a GreenScreen)'' LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
** This exchange:
--->'''Cletus:''' Whoa whoa whoa, you better slow this car down! We can't help Sherman wrapped around no light pole!
--->'''Janet:''' ''(Starts laughing)''
--->'''Cletus:''' THAT AIN'T FUNNY! ''(Starts cracking up)''

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** When he has to pee, he goes to the men's room, spreads a newspaper out, and...well, you know the rest. [[DiscretionShot We don't see him do it]], but we do see someone going in as he's walking out (while wiping his feet at the door, mind you), leading to this hilarious exchange:

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** When he has to pee, he goes to the men's room, spreads a newspaper out, out on the floor, and...well, you know the rest. [[DiscretionShot We don't see him do it]], but we do see someone going in as he's walking out (while wiping his feet at the door, mind you), leading to this hilarious exchange:

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** When he has to pee, he goes to the men's room, spreads a newspaper out, and...well, you know the rest. [[DiscretionShot We don't see him do it]], but we do see someone going in as he's walking out, leading to this hilarious exchange:
--->'''Restroom Patron:''' OH, GOOD GOD!
--->'''Buddy:''' What "Good God", I used the paper!!

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** When he has to pee, he goes to the men's room, spreads a newspaper out, and...well, you know the rest. [[DiscretionShot We don't see him do it]], but we do see someone going in as he's walking out, out (while wiping his feet at the door, mind you), leading to this hilarious exchange:
--->'''Restroom Patron:''' OH, GOOD GOD!
GOD!!
--->'''Buddy:''' What "Good God", I used the paper!!paper!!!

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* The failed WackyMarriageProposal with the mariachi band where Buddy takes over Sherman temporarily and causes him to act like a pervert and make a complete ass of himself.

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* The failed WackyMarriageProposal with the mariachi band where Buddy takes over Sherman temporarily and causes him to act like a pervert and make a complete ass of himself. The old woman in particular has some hilarious lines.
-->'''Old Woman:''' You're going to ruin my lawn, you pervert!

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* When Sherman sees a [[Creator/EarlBoen psychiatrist]] over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The psychiatrist, despite having a knee-jerk reaction, genuinely tries to help Sherman when this happens.
-->'''Psychiatrist:''' You will never learn to control him, unless you accept the fact that he is a part of you.\\
'''Buddy Love Through Sherman:''' YEAH!!! And I'm the best part too!!! And I'll tell you something else, punk. All these diplomas on this wall don't make up for the fact that you got [[CompensatingForSomething a little Vienna Sausage in your drawers.]] Is that why they call you a shrink?!\\
'''Psychiatrist:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Shut up]] [[CurseCutShort fata]]-- ''[stops himself]''



* The failed WackyMarriageProposal with the mariachi band where Buddy takes over Sherman temporarily and causes him to act like a pervert and make an ass of himself.

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* The failed WackyMarriageProposal with the mariachi band where Buddy takes over Sherman temporarily and causes him to act like a pervert and make an a complete ass of himself.himself.
* Buddy being part-dog in this film naturally leads to some hilarious moments:
** When he has to pee, he goes to the men's room, spreads a newspaper out, and...well, you know the rest. [[DiscretionShot We don't see him do it]], but we do see someone going in as he's walking out, leading to this hilarious exchange:
--->'''Restroom Patron:''' OH, GOOD GOD!
--->'''Buddy:''' What "Good God", I used the paper!!
** Sherman unleashes his secret weapon against Buddy: A rubber ball.
--->'''Buddy:''' OH, YOU BASTARD!



* When Sherman sees a psychiatrist over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The psychiatrist, despite having a knee-jerk reaction, genuinely tries to help Sherman when this happens.
-->'''Psychiatrist:''' You will never learn to control him, unless you accept the fact that he is a part of you.\\
'''Buddy Love Through Sherman:''' YEAH!!! And I'm the best part too!!! And I'll tell you something else, punk. All these diplomas on this wall don't make up for the fact that you got [[CompensatingForSomething a little Vienna Sausage in your drawers.]] Is that why they call you a shrink?!\\
'''Psychiatrist:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Shut up]] [[CurseCutShort fata]]-- ''[stops himself]''



* Sherman unleashes his secret weapon: a rubber ball.
-->'''Buddy:''' OH, YOU BASTARD!

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'''Psychiatrist:''' Shut up [[CurseCutShort Fata]]-- ''[stops himself]''

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'''Psychiatrist:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Shut up up]] [[CurseCutShort Fata]]-- fata]]-- ''[stops himself]''

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-->'''Granny:''' I bent over and looked... and I was [[spoiler:standing on my own titty!]] Both feet, too!

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-->'''Granny:''' I bent over and looked... and I was [[spoiler:standing standing on my own titty!]] titty! Both feet, too!
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** And that's when we see the Dean's jacket has been shredded on the back.
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-->'''Dean Richmond:''' Oh, look, mommy! There goes the hamster's '''bitch!'''\\

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-->'''Dean Richmond:''' Oh, On the way over here, a cute little boy pointed at me and said, "Oh, look, mommy! There goes the hamster's '''bitch!'''\\'''bitch!'''"\\
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''[Sherman says the hamster is back to normal and feeling fine]''\\

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''[Sherman says the hamster '''Sherman:''' Uh, Dean, whatever it's worth, Petey is back to normal and feeling fine]''\\just fine.\\
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* Dean Richmond attempts to evade Petey the giant hamster by wearing a fur coat. Unfortunately, this makes the hamster believe that a female hamster is present. [[BlackComedyRape As for what happens next... you can put two and two together.]]

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* Dean Richmond attempts to evade Petey the giant hamster by wearing a fur coat. Unfortunately, this makes the hamster believe that a female hamster potential partner is present. [[BlackComedyRape As for what happens next... you can put two and two together.]]
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'''Mama:''' ''(Hits the remote in an attempt to get it working)'' Oh, what's wrong with this?

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'''Mama:''' ''(Hits the remote in an attempt to get it working)'' Oh, what's wrong with this?this?\\

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* Dean Richmond with the giant hamster. On live TV. "I'm not that kind of GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"

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* Dean Richmond with attempts to evade Petey the giant hamster. On live TV. "I'm hamster by wearing a fur coat. Unfortunately, this makes the hamster believe that a female hamster is present. [[BlackComedyRape As for what happens next... you can put two and two together.]]
-->'''Dean Richmond:''' Oh, no! No! Please! I'm
not that kind of GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYY!
** Cut to Sherman pulling off one of the most ''hilarious'' OhCrap faces that only Creator/EddieMurphy could do.
** And all of this is broadcast on ''live television'', with the Klumps witnessing this monstrosity.
--->'''Mama:''' Oh, my God. l have to turn the channel. l don't want my baby seeing that.\\
'''Grandma:''' That man ain't never gonna be right again.\\
'''Mama:''' Oh! ''(Tries to turn off the TV)''\\
'''Grandma:''' Somebody need to take Isaac's pressure.\\
'''Mama:''' ''(Hits the remote in an attempt to get it working)'' Oh, what's wrong with this?
'''Grandma:''' Something like that will ruin a man.\\
'''Mama:''' Cover the baby's eyes.\\
''[[DescriptionCut [Ernie Klump Jr. happily eats while watching the TV.]]]''\\
'''Grandma:''' That's too much excitement for my baby. Turn the channel.\\
'''Mama:''' I can't even turn.\\
'''Grandma:''' That's nasty.\\
'''Papa:''' That's what that is, all right.\\
'''Mama:''' Turn the baby's eyes. And he don't need to know what it is, Mama.\\
'''Ernie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Now, was that supposed to happen?]]
** On top of this, one can hear his scream going on throughout the whole scene! And it turns out that his actor, Creator/LarryMiller, [[ThrowItIn made up that incredibly long joke on the fly]]!
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* Sherman unleashes his secret weapon: a rubber ball.
-->'''Buddy:''' OH, YOU BASTARD!
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-->'''Fireman stripper:''' There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting MUY CALIENTE!\\

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-->'''Fireman stripper:''' There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting MUY CALIENTE!\\CALIENTE!
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* Grandma Klump's "wedding gift" to Denise.
-->'''Fireman stripper:''' There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting MUY CALIENTE!\\
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* During Klump's ImagineSpot at the beginning: "If anyone has reason why these two should not be wed, let him speak now...''[Klump's crotch starts to bulge]''...or forever hold his [[FreudianSlip penis]]."

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* Later, Richmond tells Sherman what one little boy said to him on his way to work.



-->'''Dean Richmond:''' Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!

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-->'''Dean '''Dean Richmond:''' Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!
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* The hilarious (and embarrassing) scene where Sherman meets Denise's parents after having lost a good chunk of his intelligence.
* The ever-unfiltered Granny Klump tells of how she thought she was having a heart attack in the shower due to having sharp pains in her chest. Turns out:
-->'''Granny:''' I bent over and looked... and I was [[spoiler:standing on my own titty!]] Both feet, too!
* The failed WackyMarriageProposal with the mariachi band where Buddy takes over Sherman temporarily and causes him to act like a pervert and make an ass of himself.
* Dean Richmond with the giant hamster. On live TV. "I'm not that kind of GUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"
-->'''Dean Richmond:''' Oh, look, mommy! There goes the hamster's '''bitch!'''\\
''[Sherman says the hamster is back to normal and feeling fine]''\\
-->'''Dean Richmond:''' Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!
* Grandma Klump taunting Cletus about his "performance issues".
-->'''Grandma Klump:''' What does this piece of pisghetti remind you of, Cletus? Maybe Mr. Johnson, perhaps?
* When Sherman sees a psychiatrist over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The psychiatrist, despite having a knee-jerk reaction, genuinely tries to help Sherman when this happens.
-->'''Psychiatrist:''' You will never learn to control him, unless you accept the fact that he is a part of you.\\
'''Buddy Love Through Sherman:''' YEAH!!! And I'm the best part too!!! And I'll tell you something else, punk. All these diplomas on this wall don't make up for the fact that you got [[CompensatingForSomething a little Vienna Sausage in your drawers.]] Is that why they call you a shrink?!\\
'''Psychiatrist:''' Shut up [[CurseCutShort Fata]]-- ''[stops himself]''
* Aged-down buddy (who has shrunk out of his clothes) leaping onto a well-endowed female board member and smugly asking "Got milk?"
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