History Funny / NintendoWars

-->'''Kanbei:''' Oh, ho ho ho! Look what I have found! A base for Kanbei's troops! I shall deploy a mountain of troops!

-->'''Sami:''' Look who you’re accusing! Andy couldn’t pull off anything that complicated.[[labelnote:Context]]At this point, Eagle thinks Orange Star, led by Andy, attacked and laid waste to Green Earth.[[/labelnote]] You suspect this kid who has his hands full just getting dressed?\\

'''Eagle:''' Well, it’s not really a face that shines with intelligence.\\

'''Andy:''' All right, that’s...\\
'''Eagle:''' If you put it that way, it’s hard to imagine Andy pulling it off.\\

* Andy calling Sturm a jerk when he [[spoiler: uses the self-destruct button to blow up everyone.]]
** After [[spoiler: Hawke]] saves everyone, Andy wants a party with cake and ice-cream.

* The mission that allows players to build Black Bombs starts off with an absolute gem. Lash is apparently playing a game that sounds [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall suspiciously like Advance Wars itself]], with Hawke getting NotSoAboveItAll and scolding her for it. Once the Allied Nations get there, Lash starts the battle by ''directly saying'' "Let's start the game!"
* There are ''several'' funny moments during the feast cutscene after "Crystal Calamity."

* Almost everything that [[LargeHam Javier]] says is hilarious. Some highlights include referring to Kindle as the "witchiest of witches" and practically squeeing over Comm Towers in the mission against Kindle and [[spoiler:Clone Andy]].

* For a meta example, the website Website/{{Cracked}} [[https://www.cracked.com/article_23564_how-game-thrones-ends-eerily-predicted-by-video-game.html made this article]] that predicted how Series/GameOfThrones would end using ''Dual Strike'' as a simulator. Despite the AI having no knowledge of how the series played out, the author of said article notes that the ''Dual Strike'' portrayal of Season 5 played out ''exactly the same'' as it did in the show.

* The mission "Crash Landing" is a mostly serious (and [[ThatOneLevel often frustrating]]) affair, except for the generic enemy soldier's reactions to your tanks and rockets, and her attempts to get people to pay attention to the fact that the Great Owl is dropping. Eventually, she decides to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere get the hell out of Dodge]] and grab a parachute. Turns out, it's actually a sleeping bag. "[[OhCrap ...Ah, crap]]" is right.

* Gameplay example. Tag-teamed [=COs=] have affinity ratings based on how well they work together, and some teams are so bad they get firepower ''penalties'' instead. Which two have the worst tag affinity in the game, at a whopping ''-35% firepower''? Rachel and Koal. The reason? ''[[FelonyMisdemeanour He insulted her face]]''. Now bear in mind that the other negative affinities include Olaf and Lash (she destroyed his hometown) and the Green Earth [=COs=] and Hawke (he invaded Green Earth in the last game).

-->'''Kanbei:''' Ohoho! Look what I have found! A base for Kanbei's troops! I will deploy a mountain of troops!

-->'''Kanbei:''' Ohoho! What's this? A base for Kanbei's troops! I will deploy a mountain of troops!
* Complete Wings of Victory as Sami, and you get a dialogue between her and Eagle that pretty much consists of the two of them hardcore dunking on [[TheDitz Andy]]:

-->'''Sami:''' Look who you’re accusing! Andy couldn’t pull off anything that complicated.[[labelnote:Context]]At this point, Eagle thinks Orange Star, led by Andy, attacked and laid waste to
Green Earth.[[/labelnote]] You suspect this kid who has his hands full just getting dressed?\\

—>'''Sami:''' Look who you’re accusing! Andy couldn’t pull off anything that complicated.[[labelnote:Context]]At this point, Eagle thinks Orange Star, led by Andy, attacked and laid waste to

* Kanbei's Error introduces two rather classic lines in the AW community:

-->'''Kanbei:''' Oho! What's this? A base for Kanbei's troops! Kanbei will make a mountain of troops! Ahaha!

[=Advance Wars=]

[=Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising=]

[=Advance Wars: Dual Strike=]

[=Advance Wars: Days of Ruin/Dark Conflict=]

* Mission 6 reveals that Lin is the brains of the Brenner Wolves. She has to give Brenner notes to help Will and then Brenner learns too late that he wasn't supposed to reveal that.

* Almost anything that comes out of Lin's mouth. She'd need her own folder if everything was listed.

* The mission "Crash Landing" is a mostly serious (and [[ThatOneLevel often frustrating]]) affair, except for the generic enemy soldier's reactions to your tanks and rockets, and her attempts to get people to pay attention to the fact that the Great Owl is dropping. Eventually, she decides to get a parachute. Turns out, it's actually a sleeping bag. "[[OhCrap ...Ah, crap]]" is right.

* A variety of the War Room scenes in Days of Ruin counts as this. They include Tabitha forcing Will to become her servant, Mr. Bear telling Penny to help Will, and Greyfield fleeing at the sight of Lin. Also, everyone, including Cyrus, telling Will to listen to the foe's advice on the Great Owl level.

* The mission "Crash Landing" is a mostly serious (and [[ThatOneLevel often frustrating]]) affair, except for the generic enemy soldier's reactions to your tanks and rockets, and her attempts to get people to pay attention to the fact that the Great Owl is dropping. Eventually, she decides to get a parachute. Turns out, it's actually a sleeping bag. "[[OhCrap ...Ah, crap]]" is right.
* In the first Advance Wars, we have the {{Narm}} of Andy calling Sturm a jerk, just as [[spoiler: Sturm's using the self-destruct button on his giant missile silo to kill everyone]]
** Or Max's reaction to Andy afterwards
--> '''Max:''' [[spoiler: We narrowly survived, and he wants cake and ice cream.]]
** In fact, Andy's EstablishingCharacterMoment during the tutorial missions, as [[TheFool the clueless greenhorn of the command room.]]
--> '''Andy:''' What's an airport, again?
* In Black Hole Rising, Sami becomes a DamselInDistress in the mission "To the Rescue" by becoming surrounded and trapped by the titular villain faction. Rather than put up with it quietly, her response to their demand to surrender is implied to be so severe that the grunt reporting to Eagle has to resort to ''writing it down'' instead of verbally repeating it. Eagle laughs at whatever the message says and simply calls her 'outspoken'.

--> '''Andy:''' What's an airport, again?

* In the first Advance Wars, we have the {{Narm}} of Andy calling Sturm a jerk, just as [[spoiler: Sturm's using the self-destruct button on his giant missle silo to kill everyone]]

* The {{Narm}} of Andy calling Sturm a jerk, just as [[spoiler: Sturm's using the self-destruct button on his giant missle silo to kill everyone]]

--> '''Max:''' [[spoiler: We narrowly survived, and he wants cake and ice cream.]]

* The mission "Crash Landing" is a mostly serious (and [[ThatOneLevel often frustrating]]) affair, except for the generic enemy soldier's reactions to your tanks and rockets, and her attempts to get people to pay attention to the fact that the Great Owl is dropping. Eventually, she decides to get a parachute. Turns out, it's actually a sleeping bag. "[[OhCrap ...Ah, crap]]" is right.

* The mission "Crash Landing" is a mostly serious (and [[ThatOneLevel often frustrating]] affair, except for the generic enemy soldier's reactions to your tanks and rockets, and her attempts to get people to pay attention to the fact that the Great Owl is dropping. Eventually, she decides to get a parachute. Turns out, it's actually a sleeping bag. "[[OhCrap ...Ah, crap]]" is right.

* While the Great Owl boarding mission is mostly serious, except for the generic enemy soldier's reactions. This includes reacting to your tanks and rockets, and her attempts to get people to pay attention to the fact that the Great Owl was dropping. Eventually, she decides to get a parachute. Turns out, it's actually a sleeping bag. "...Ah, crap" is right.

* While the Great Owl boarding mission is mostly serious, except for the generic enemy soldier's reactions. This includes reacting to your tanks and rockets, and his attempts to get people to pay attention to the fact that the Great Owl was dropping. Eventually, he decides to get a parachute. Turns out, it's actually a sleeping bag. "...Ah, crap" is right.

* While the Great Owl boarding mission is mostly serious, except for the generic enemy soldier's reactions. This includes reacting to your tanks and rockets, and his attempts to get people to pay attention to the fact that the Great Owl was dropping. Eventually, he decides to get a parachute. Turns out, it's actually a sleeping bag, or something similar. "Aw crap" is right.