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* Arwen takes offense to one of Éomer's comments.
--> '''Arwen:''' If you are implying that I am scary, [[IResembleThatRemark I will chop off all your appendages,]] [[GroinAttack starting with the smallest!]]
--> '''Arwen:''' If you are implying that I am scary, [[IResembleThatRemark I will chop off all your appendages,]] [[GroinAttack starting with the smallest!]]
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--> '''Glorfindel: ''[to fic!Legolas]'' LEGOLAS! YOU ARE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF MIRKWOOD! YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH RANDOM GIRLS IN CLOSETS!
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--> '''Glorfindel: '''Glorfindel:''' ''[to fic!Legolas]'' LEGOLAS! YOU ARE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF MIRKWOOD! YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH RANDOM GIRLS IN CLOSETS!
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* Glorfindel reads another NC-17 scene.
--> '''Glorfindel: ''[to fic!Legolas]'' LEGOLAS! YOU ARE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF MIRKWOOD! YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH RANDOM GIRLS IN CLOSETS!
--> '''Legolas:''' ''[to Aragorn]'' May I borrow your sword, for I have the sudden urge to disembowel myself. Or shall I use my own bow?
--> '''Glorfindel: ''[to fic!Legolas]'' LEGOLAS! YOU ARE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF MIRKWOOD! YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH RANDOM GIRLS IN CLOSETS!
--> '''Legolas:''' ''[to Aragorn]'' May I borrow your sword, for I have the sudden urge to disembowel myself. Or shall I use my own bow?
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* Fic!Éomer's first appearance has him calling Starr "exquisite".
--> '''Éowyn:''' I don't think my brother has ever used the word "exquisite" in his entire life.
* "I have no idea what a drama queen is, but I am sure Gandalf is not one!"
* Faramir says never to judge a book by its cover. Gimli gives the fic a pointed look, and Faramir admits that ''it'' should be judged by its cover.
* "Even ''Gríma'' wouldn't touch [Starr] with anything but a knife."
* Elladan reads a particularly bad NC-17 part and faints. Legolas looks at the page and faints too. Faramir picks up the book and prepares to read.
--> '''Faramir:''' By the Valar, she does not need to ''illustrate'' it!
--> '''Éowyn:''' I don't think my brother has ever used the word "exquisite" in his entire life.
* "I have no idea what a drama queen is, but I am sure Gandalf is not one!"
* Faramir says never to judge a book by its cover. Gimli gives the fic a pointed look, and Faramir admits that ''it'' should be judged by its cover.
* "Even ''Gríma'' wouldn't touch [Starr] with anything but a knife."
* Elladan reads a particularly bad NC-17 part and faints. Legolas looks at the page and faints too. Faramir picks up the book and prepares to read.
--> '''Faramir:''' By the Valar, she does not need to ''illustrate'' it!
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--> '''Fic:''' ''A bright light suddenly appeared, and lo! It was Gandalf!
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--> '''Fic:''' ''A bright light suddenly appeared, and lo! It was Gandalf!Gandalf!''
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* Gandalf randomly appears long before his canonical reappearance.
--> '''Fic:''' ''A bright light suddenly appeared, and lo! It was Gandalf!
--> "SINCE WHEN!" yelled all present in unison [...] while Tolkien rolled over in his grave.
* Pippin's reaction to Starr stealing his song.
--> '''Pippin:''' Oh no, she didn't. I know she is not stealing my song. The one I made up on the spot for Denethor. And was very proud of. I know she is not stealing one of my most serious moments... That wench! We hates her, Precioussss!
--> '''Fic:''' ''A bright light suddenly appeared, and lo! It was Gandalf!
--> "SINCE WHEN!" yelled all present in unison [...] while Tolkien rolled over in his grave.
* Pippin's reaction to Starr stealing his song.
--> '''Pippin:''' Oh no, she didn't. I know she is not stealing my song. The one I made up on the spot for Denethor. And was very proud of. I know she is not stealing one of my most serious moments... That wench! We hates her, Precioussss!
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--> '''Fic:''' Legolas swore loudly in Elvish and dove into the water...
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--> '''Fic:''' Legolas ''Legolas swore loudly in Elvish and dove into the water...''
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--> '''Mary Sue fic:''' ''Her long, strawberry blonde hair glistened in the morning sun.''
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--> '''Mary Sue fic:''' '''Fic:''' ''Her long, strawberry blonde hair glistened in the morning sun.''
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* Starr almost drowns.
--> '''Fic:''' Legolas swore loudly in Elvish and dove into the water...
--> The real Legolas, however, swore loudly in Dwarvish.
--> '''Gimli:''' I taught him that one, I did!
--> '''Fic:''' Legolas swore loudly in Elvish and dove into the water...
--> The real Legolas, however, swore loudly in Dwarvish.
--> '''Gimli:''' I taught him that one, I did!
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* "If you will all just excuse me, I'll be throwing myself off the battlements now."
* Arwen's reaction to Starr's "It is fate!" line.
--> '''Arwen:''' Oh, this is ridiculous! She's known [Legolas] for, what, a day! He could be a convicted child molester for all she knows!
--> '''Legolas:''' HEY!
--> '''Arwen:''' I didn't say you really ''were'', Legolas.
* "ELVES DON'T SWOON!"
* Arwen's reaction to Starr's "It is fate!" line.
--> '''Arwen:''' Oh, this is ridiculous! She's known [Legolas] for, what, a day! He could be a convicted child molester for all she knows!
--> '''Legolas:''' HEY!
--> '''Arwen:''' I didn't say you really ''were'', Legolas.
* "ELVES DON'T SWOON!"
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!! ''Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'':
* Pippin overhears the end of a conversation that involved Gimli calling Arwen "[[ItMakesSenseInContext the most beautiful troll in Middle-earth]]".
--> '''Pippin:''' Did I miss something?
--> '''Merry:''' If you did, then so did I...
* The characters mock Starr's description.
--> '''Mary Sue fic:''' ''Her long, strawberry blonde hair glistened in the morning sun.''
--> '''Merry:''' Obviously she has problems with grease.
* Arwen's reaction to the [[ItMakesSenseInContext Legolas/Starr pillow fight]].
--> '''Arwen:''' That would be terribly romantic, but somehow she ruins it.
--> '''Pippin:''' Well, you two are a very romantic couple! You've probably done that before, haven't you?
--> ...Aragorn and Arwen both turned a lovely shade of crimson.
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* Pippin overhears the end of a conversation that involved Gimli calling Arwen "[[ItMakesSenseInContext the most beautiful troll in Middle-earth]]".
--> '''Pippin:''' Did I miss something?
--> '''Merry:''' If you did, then so did I...
* The characters mock Starr's description.
--> '''Mary Sue fic:''' ''Her long, strawberry blonde hair glistened in the morning sun.''
--> '''Merry:''' Obviously she has problems with grease.
* Arwen's reaction to the [[ItMakesSenseInContext Legolas/Starr pillow fight]].
--> '''Arwen:''' That would be terribly romantic, but somehow she ruins it.
--> '''Pippin:''' Well, you two are a very romantic couple! You've probably done that before, haven't you?
--> ...Aragorn and Arwen both turned a lovely shade of crimson.
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