History Funny / MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicSeason1

'''Fluttershy:''' I'd ''like'' to be a tree.\\

** That joke is made even funnier by the sight of a clearly sentient pony dragging a carriage in which another pony is riding.

'''Twilight Sparkle''': [[OhCrap Tell me she's not...]]\\

* Twilight's rather [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Timmy Turner]]-like scream[[note]] This is ironic because [[ActorAllusion Twilight Sparkle and Timmy Turner]] shares the [[Creator/TaraStrong same VA]].[[/note]]

* Twilight's rather [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Timmy Turner]]-like scream

* The ponies' attempts to curry Twilight's favor are hilarious, but the funniest has to be Fluttershy's "spring cleaning". Not only is she a transparently bad liar, but Angel Bunny's silent snarking stare when Fluttershy tries to ''deny'' playing for favoritism sells the entire scene, as does Fluttershy's brutal honesty after ''seeing'' the snarky glare.

'''Twilight''': '''[[FromBadToWorse AAAAAAHHHHHH!]]''' ''(Scrambles blindly into another cave... [[SmellySkunk containing skunks]])''\\

*** The [[DoorSlamsYou door hitting Rarity]] after Blueblood forces himself in first.

* Twilight and Rarity's reaction to Pinkie's song...

* Pinkie Pie's, erm... song. So cringe-worthy that both Sheriff Silverstar and Chief Thunderhooves agreed that it was the worst performance they've ever seen.

'''Thunderhooves:''' That was the worst performance we've ever seen.

* The [[GilliganCut abrupt cut]] to Twilight telling her story, with no explanation of how the CMC got roped into hearing it.

* Pinkie beat Rarity in 35 consecutive games of tic-tac-toe while waiting for Fluttershy. And then Rarity's response:
-->'''Rarity''': Best of 71?

* Pinkie Pie delivering a singing telegram invitation to Gummy's birthday party to each of her friends in the opening, [[TiredAfterTheSong wearing herself out in the process]].

-->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' ''[dazed after being hit in the head twice with pillows]'' Girls, maybe we should take it down a notch?

** And then Rarity wakes up, CucumberFacial and all, and [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove yells at them to get to sleep]].

-->'''Apple Bloom:''' [[MemeOrigin You're just chicken!]]\\

* Pinkie trying to answer Nightmare Moon's rhetorical question, and soon getting silenced by AJ.

** Then later, we notice at the end of the episode when Twilight sends her report that Celestia now has a chute where mail wouldn't just rain on her. And the invisible ink is sent to Celestia, at which she laughs.
*** The chute was already there, you can see it when she gets the first scroll.

* While spying on Gilda, Pinkie Pie sees her steal an apple from a fruit stand, causing her call Gilda a theif. But then she believes that Gilda will give it back, despite the fact that she ate the whole apple in one gulp.

* After bottling up her anger at Pinkie Pie for the entire party, Gilda gets humiliated one time too many and has a full-on rage-spolosion, showing her true colors as a BitchInSheepsClothing by blowing up at every pony in the room. The best part is, despite what Gilda and the audience were led to believe, Pinkie Pie wasn't playing dumb and setting her up as a revenge ploy. ''Rainbow Dash'' was the one pranking her, and Gilda exposed how much of a total bitch she was out of paranoia.

-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' It's fine.
-->'''Applejack:''' It's gorgeous.
-->'''Spike:''' [[CannotTellALie It's green.]] ''[RD, Applejack, and Twilight look at him unamused]'' What?

'''Pinkie Pie:''' [[LitearalMinded Ooo, I think I have one in my bag!]]\\

* During the same montage... Fluttershy with swimming floaties on each hoof, an inner-tube & a football helmet. [[https://derpibooru.org/1032468 Here.]]

-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Well, I think Zecora eats... hay.
-->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Pinkie! ''[[FurryReminder I]]'' [[FurryReminder eat hay!]] ''You'' eat hay!
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' Yeah... but I heard it's like the ''evil'' way she eats hay...

** In case you were wondering the whole lot of nicknames were Hairity (Rarity's hair had grown long and mop like), Rainbow Crash (Rainbow Dash's wings were upside down, causing her to crash), Spitty Pie (Pinkie Pie's tongue had grown out of her mouth and made her drool and have trouble speaking), Apple Teeny (Applejack had shrunk), Flutter Guy (Fluttershy's voice sounded like a dude's) and Twilight Flopple (Twilight's horn had gone floppy).

* The ponies realising they DidntThinkThisThrough when taking a second look at the dresses they're now wearing in public:

* Rarity's [[TenMinuteRetirement Epic nervous breakdown]]. Although clearly PlayedForDrama, Rarity [[DramaQueen plays it so over-the-top]] [[MoodDissonance that you can't]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice help but laugh]].

** For extra icing on this piece of hilarity, Pinkie's lower lip quivering from the spiciness and neighing as she fled (cue galloping effect). I kid you not.

* Seeing ''Derpy'' enter the Best Young Flyers competition. If you still don't get it watch her scene in The Last Roundup.

-->'''Apple Bloom:''' You're just chicken!\\

* Scootaloo's lyrics,

** What makes it even funnier is, she probably somehow knew that they were all going to be just fine--either through Pinkie Sense or [[FourthWallObserver because she's aware they're in a children's cartoon and none of them are going to die anyway.]]

* Spike confessing his "secret" crush on Rarity to Twilight and Pinkie Pie. Twilight's reaction is priceless, as is Pinkie Pie's. [[OffscreenRealityWarp He's then inexplicably wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Rarity in a heart on it]].

** Little before that Twilight stuff one of her hoofs in her mouth and then ''both'' of them struggling not to reveal what Rarity and Fluttlershy told her before trying to keep her promise. After the fruit bowl she buries her head into a vase nearby like an ostrich.

'''Pinkie Pie:''' Fluttershy's not a tree, silly.\\

* Twilight's Dad's reaction when he's turned back into a pony, staring at his hooves with a "What the heck?!" expression on his face.

** It even funnier when you remember that Applejack is the only one of the mane six who actually ''does'' consistently wear an article of clothing (her hat.)

** You can briefly see a vulture hiding on a tree with some small ducklings (his ''prey'') and even shielding them with its wings from the rampaging Fluttershy.
*** [[BrickJoke whilst buzzing.]]

* As Celestia sees the chaos at the Gala rising to a peak, she offers Twilight the following advice: "[[DontAskJustRun Run]]." Twilight and her friends are quick to follow that advice. Bonus points for coming as Fluttershy hits her breaking point:

''Cue the door slamming open and all the animals rushing through, revealing a pissed-off and very exhausted Fluttershy''...\\

'''Pinkie Pie:''' Ooo, I think I have one in my bag!\\
(''Pinkie pops out with a psychotic expression and an [[https://derpibooru.org/images/404327 invitation in her mouth while Rainbow Dash]] is startled out of her mind.'')

* Pinkie pops out with a psychotic expression and an [[http://oi68.tinypic.com/166knfd.jpg invitation in her mouth while Rainbow Dash]] is startled out of her mind.*

* Pinkie tries to persuade the dragon by... [[http://oi68.tinypic.com/2ym6sxz.jpg dressing up]] like a cross between a present and a four-legged mutant [[http://oi64.tinypic.com/21kgrdf.jpg Daffy Duck]] in ''Duck Amuck''... which leads to...

* [[http://oi63.tinypic.com/jz78ls.jpg The absurdly girly dress Applejack puts on for her dare.]]

** Applejack's [[http://oi66.tinypic.com/2dkhjr7.jpg "snore face".]]

** You can briefly see a vulture hiding on a tree with some small rodents (his ''prey'') and even shielding them with its wings from the rampaging Fluttershy.

* When the pegasi stare in awe at [[HelloNurse Rarity's]] wings, in the background you can see one of them letting go of a jackhammer, which proceeds to vibrate away from him and drop through the clouds.

'''Rarity''': (screams in horror) NO!!! *runs back up the stairs and deliberately stomps on the slipper* Ugh. Let's go!\\
'''Pinkie Pie''': *stares at crushed slipper in shock until Rarity drags her off*

'''Rarity''': (screams in horror) *deliberately stomps on slipper* Let's go!\\

-->'''Diamond dog leader''': ENOUGH! Your whining...it-it HURTS!\\
'''Rarity:''' "Whining"? [[InsistentTerminology I am not whining; I am complaining]]! Do you want to ''hear'' whining? ''(in a whiny voice)'' Thiiiiiiis is whining! Oooh, this harness is too tiiight! It's going to chafe. Can't you loosen it? Oooh, it hurts and it's sooo rusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a staaain! And the wagon's getting heeeavy, why do I have to pull it?!\\
'''Small diamond dog''': Whaa! Make it stop!\\
'''Diamond dog leader''': Stop whining!\\
'''Rarity''': (stomping her front hooves) [[CuteButCacophonic But I thought you waaanted whiiiniiing!]]

-->'''Diamond Dog 1:''' Make the noises all you want, but move while you make them! [[ATasteOfTheLash *smacks her in the rump*]] Hya, mule!\\

'''Diamond Dog 1:''' [[OhCrap Uh...]]\\
'''Rarity:''' Mules are ugly! ''Are you saying that I too am ugly?!'' ''(bursts into tears)''\\
'''Diamond Dog 2:''' What are ''these'' noises?!\\

'''Diamond Dog 1:''' No! Mule! I said mule!\\

'''Diamond Dog 3:''' No! You're still beautiful, pon--uh, Miss Rarity!\\

'''Diamond Dog 2:''' No, you're still pretty! A-And, er...\\
'''Diamond Dog 1:''' And nice! Yeah!\\

-->'''Rarity:''' (horrified) Good heavens! What is that smell?\\
'''Diamond Dog:''' (exaggerated bad breath visual) Smeeeeeeeeeeeell?\\
'''Rarity:''' (flat tone) Ah. Mystery solved. It's your breath.

--->'''Rarity:''' *gasp* Sapphire Shores, the Pony of Pop!\\

'''Rarity:''' (stammering) You sa-... Y-y-y... You know my name.

'''Twilight:''' *exasperated sigh* ''Fine.''

'''Rarity:''' "Whining"? [[InsistentTerminology I am not whining; I am complaining]]! Do you want to ''hear'' whining? ''(in a whiny voice)'' Thiiiiiiis is whining! [[DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound Oooh, this harness is too tiiight! It's going to chafe. Can't you loosen it? Oooh, it hurts and it's sooo rusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a staaain! And the wagon's getting heeeavy, why do I have to pull it?!]]\\

'''Rarity:''' "Whining"? [[InsistentTerminology I am not whining; I am complaining]]! Do you want to ''hear'' whining? ''(in a whiny voice)'' Thiiiiiiis is whining! [[MostAnnoyingSound Oooh, this harness is too tiiight! It's going to chafe. Can't you loosen it? Oooh, it hurts and it's sooo rusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a staaain! And the wagon's getting heeeavy, why do I have to pull it?!]]\\

* When Twilight turns down Dash's favor of clearing up the rainclouds directly above her and the rain finally falls on her aswell, [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodSandwich ruining her meal]], this exchange happens when Rarity passes by:
-->'''Rarity''' (with an umbrella): Twilight! *matter-of-factly* It's raining.\\
'''Twilight''' (completely soaked): *totally deadpan* No. Really?