History Funny / MyHeroAcademiaSmash

* Bakugo and Midoriya's supplementary training with Best Jeanist takes the form of being leashed to each other and a dog that will lead them on a walk. On, and also if they loose too any points by pulling the leashes taut their clothes will fall apart at the seams.

** The fourth group is [[ButtMonkey Mineta]] and Iida. Mineta is furious that he ended up with a guy and tries to loss him and join a girl, preferably Yaoyorozu, but [[SuperSpeed Iida keeps catching up to him]]. Mineta curses his luck for ending up with "the quickest dude in class".
** Mineta loudly complains about being paired off with Iida and says how much he just wants to eat crepes with a girl or something. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Iida decides to take him to eatbsome crepes with him]] noting that it is okay to share some with a fellow man. To add insult to injury, Mineta's crepe wound up being well salted.

*** The third group is Kaminari and Yaoyorozu. They end up in a food court where Yaoyorozu is overjoyed to be, as she had always wanted to check out one. Kaminari tries to treat her while she checks out the place. By the time he returns with the food, she is done checking out the place. As in, literally just check out the place. Just smiling at people and looking at the things there.
*** The fourth group is [[ButtMonkey Mineta]] and Iida. Mineta is furious that he ended up with a guy and tries to loss him and join a girl, preferably Yaoyorozu, but [[SuperSpeed Iida keeps catching up to him]]. Mineta curses his luck for ending up with "the quickest dude in class".
*** Mineta loudly complains about being paired off with Iida and says how much he just wants to eat crepes with a girl or something. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Iida decides to take him to eatbsome crepes with him]] noting that it is okay to share some with a fellow man. To add insult to injury, Mineta's crepe wound up being well salted.
*** In the end, when the kids regroup, Kirishima notices the gloomy faces of Jiro, Uraraka, Mineta and Kaminari and asks Midoriya what Might be wrong with them. Midoriya simply concludes that they're tired because of the crowds.

** Sato's quirk makes him an idiot unless he eats sugar, but sugar makes her weaker. As the description points out, it's a terrible quirk for several reasons.

** As the hero of the exercise rescuing Midoriya, he sweeps Midirya up into a bridal carry. Then the charisma flare passes and he seamlessly transitions his carry into a [[ComicBook/{{Batman}} Bane]]-style backbreaker.

* The League decides to create an anti-tanabata festival be reinterpreting the story behind it.

-->'''Shigaraki:''' All right. So the river is supposed to be a barrier between [[StarCrossedLovers them]], btu at the beginning of out tanabata, the battle begins and the river is stained with blood. We'll go from there.

** To avoid following ann embarrassing command, Shigaraki just disintegrates his stick so no one can see what number he is.

** He gets stung by a jellyfish and when Yaoyorozu mentions that heat can reduce its venom's effects, Todoroki, Bakugo, and Endeavor all tear up to fry him to ashes.

* All throughout the chapter Kaminari and Mineta are drooling over they female versions of their male classmates. They even try to convince Aizawa to leave Midoriya, Iida, Todoroki and Kirishima as girls, sighting an equal gender ratio, before a gender bent Asui vores them into submission using his snake powers.

* Midoriya's analysis on Bakugo goes much farther than simply reading his preferred opening attack, listing off how he likes his curry[[labelnote:*]]Level 5 spiciness and topped with crunchy chicken[[/labelnote]], how he stats washing in the shower[[labelnote:*]]At his left armpit with non-silicon shampoo[[/labelnote]], and what he usually does just before going to sleep[[labelnote:*]]Reads [[Main/{{Creepypasta}} Creepypastas]][[/labelnote]]. Bakugo gets outright scared of it, complete with UnsoundEffect.

** Todoroki has a crisis because he can't decide whether to refuse to use the half of his quirk he inherited from Endeavor or the one that now does fire.
** Sato's quirk makes him an idiot unless he eats sugar, but sugar makes her weaker. As the description points out, it's a terrible quirk for several reasons.
** Kirishima's [[WalkingShirtlessScene usually costume]] backfires when he gets affected, not that he really minds.
** Yaoyorozu's quirk is... nothing. That's it, she just can't create anything.

* Yaoyorozu is thrilled at first to get so many offers despite her poor showing. Then she reads them and realizes they're mostly complimenting her figure. The next panel is a smash cut to her with a blank expression and a pair of scissors as she prepares to [[{{Goth}} cut her hair while yelling about how she hates everything]].

-->'''Hagakure:''' Just Ultra! (Perfect!)

* Two villains that get stuck together in Mirodiya and Mineta's joint attack have a LoveAtFirstSight moment and start a wedding right there, leaving Midoriya, Asui, and Mineta staring on in confusion.

* Because the video feeds don't have audio, Jirou takes it upon herself to give the battling students voices, resulting in Iida being Bakugo's spouse while Bakugo is walking out on him and their child.

* Jirou tests using her earphone jacks to attack by conducting sound through a nearby pond, only to inadvertently blast Asui who was swimming at the bottom. One strip later, Kaminari does the same thing with his voltage.

* Jirou drinks some of Asui's drink thinking it's green tea, only to be told it's pond water.

** Uraraka is for some reason a fan and happily takes over the role of coach. Jirou comments that she sounds like a middle-aged drunk man.

* When hearing Uraraka and Yaoyorozu talking about how they need to watch what they eat, [[ACupAngst a jealous Jirou]] walks by and pours mayo on their food.

* When Jirou finds out she didn't get any offers for internships while Kaminari got over two hundred, she doesn't take it well.

-->'''Jirou:''' To Hell.

** The whole thing starts with Ashido and Jirou hauling out a massive box of papers as evidence against him, then present him with a pie chart representing his appeal that's almost entirely filled with a piece simply labeled "NO".

'''Bakugou:''' Huh!? What the hell kind of vocabulary is that!? I'll fucking kill you!!