History Funny / MumkeyJones

* Mumkey reminiscing about [[https://youtu.be/IR67mmN-Riw?t=129 editing for a friend's project.]]

%%Tone down your shitposts. We already got three locked on here and we don’t need another.

Mumkey doesn’t have anything one would consider “limits”, so naturally, one will find a lot of autism to laugh at and with.

--->'''Mumkey:''' One day Cain gets upset with Abel and makes him [[IncrediblyLamePun dis-abeled]] by beating him to death with a rock. Yahweh shows up and he’s all like “Hey Cain, where’s your brother at?”. Do Cain says “Bitch, I don’t know, do I look like that wigga’s pimp?”. But Yahweh knew he was lying because he was literally standing in a pool of his brother’s blood. Cain says he was a good boy who dint do nuthin’. So Yahweh punishes him by making it impossible for him to farm.
** The funnier part is how, modern and crass language aside, this is more or less Cain’s conversation with God in the original.

-->'''Mumkey:''' Jumkey, wait! [[NoSympathy Don't forget to use this noose!]]
-->'''Jumkey:''' Alright. I guess I'll just hang myself unless someone can give me some mail!
-->'''Mumkey:''' Jumkey wait! Don't forget to use this gun!
-->'''Jumkey:''' OKAY! Now I'm definitely gonna kill myself by tying the noose around my neck and then shooting myself and falling off a building so I just...hang off and die!
-->'''Mumkey:''' Jumkey wait! [[RuleOfThree There's some mail addressed to Jumkey Jones and Faggot!]]
* After his little banning from Youtube, [[https://twitter.com/vincenthatesgod/status/1073722954918346752?lang=en Mumkey decided to have a little fun with his predicament to try to help]] LetsPlay/{{Pewdiepie}}.

-->'''Mumkey:''' Suffice to say, Frit and I's friendship didn't last long after that.

-->'''Mumkey:''' [[RealityEnsues Suffice to say, Frit and I's friendship didn't last long after that.]]

* After his little banning from Youtube, [[https://twitter.com/vincenthatesgod/status/1073722954918346752?lang=en Mumkey decided to have a little fun with his predicament to try to help]] LetsPlay/{{Pewdiepie}}.

* A viewer request for Mumkey to say the comment "N***s are inferior to whites." Not wanting to get heat for this, [[https://vimeo.com/307782858#t=15m2 Mumkey comes up with a roundabout solution.]]

-->'''Mumkey:''' Jumkey wait! [[RuleOfThree There's some mail addressed to Jumkey Jones and Faggot!]]

-->'''Mumkey:''' Jumkey, wait! [[NoSympathy Don't forget to use this noose!

-->'''Jumkey:''' Okay! I'm definitely gonna kill myself by hanging myself with the noose or whatever!

* A viewe requests for Mumkey to say the comment "N***s are inferior to whites." Not wanting to get heat for this, [[https://vimeo.com/307782858#t=15m2 Mumkey comes up with a roundabout solution.]]

* [[http://mumkeyjones.tv/gradeaundera-season-2-review/ Mumkey reviews GradeAUnderA Season 2.]] The actual "review" is CringeComedy at its finest without a single word.

-->'''Jumkey:''' The Bible is full of rape, murder, and incest. The Quran is full of rape, murder, and incest. [[Manga/{{Yotsuba}} Yots]][[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking uba]] is full of rape, murder, and incest.

** The funnier part is how, modern and crass language aside, this is more or less Cain’s conversation with God in the original.

-->'''Jumkey:''' The Bible is full of rape, murder, and incest. The Quran is full of rape, murder, and incest. [[Manga/{{Yotsuba}} Yots]][[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking uba]] is full of rape, murder, and incest.