History Funny / MissionImpossibleDeadReckoning

* Kittridge wonders how Ethan is going to escape the CIA facility... and turns around to see Ethan wearing a mask to look like Kittridge. The best part is Kittridge letting out a tired sigh "Of course" as Ethan hits him with a TranquillizerDart.

-->'''Benji:''' [[SkewedPriorities Well, you had a lot going on! We didn't want to bother you.]]\\

* As he comes across (what he thinks is) a nuclear bomb, Benji, frustratedly complains about [[LampshadeHanging how they always end up in these kind of situations]].

* As he comes across (what he thinks is) a nuclear bomb, Benji, frustratingly, complains [[LampshadeHanging how they always end up in these kind of situations]].

** The fact that 3 highly intelligent and experienced field agents need Grace to solve the simple riddle about what is always coming but never arrives (the future).

* The RunningGag of Jasper thinking certain people are Ethan in disguise, so he tries to pull on their faces believing they are masks. The last guy he does this with is none other than his own boss ''Kittridge'', who's understandably unamused by this.

* Grace is cornered on the train, held at gunpoint, about to lose the key... when Ethan smashes through the wall on a parachute out of nowhere, taking out the two bad guys. He doesn't even seem to know what happened at first.

** This scene also continues the White Widow's ButtMonkey status for the film, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent as Alanna spends the entire scene in the background completely zoned out while Kittridge is trying to get to drink some water]].

** This scene also continues the White Widow's ButtMonkey status for the film, as Alanna spends the entire scene in the background completely zoned out while Kittridge is trying to get to drink some water.

* A joke that was long overdue in the film series: When the topic of the IMF comes up, Director of National Security Denlinger confusingly asks Kittridge what the [[FunWithAcronyms International Monetary Fund (which also has "IMF" as an acronym)]] has got to do with the topic of a rogue super-intelligent AI, prompting Kittridge to correct him.

-->'''Kittridge:''' What is going on?!\\
'''Briggs:''' Well, sir, since you're not really here, it shouldn't concern you too much. ''(winks)''

* When they finally tell Ethan about the bomb, Ethan ask why they would hide something like that, Benji responds that Ethan was busy.
-->'''Benji:''' Well, you had a lot going on! We didn't want to bother you.\\
'''Ethan:''' Listen to me: a nuclear bomb is something you bother me with, ''immediately!''

** Alanna eventually recovers and trudges to the train car. When Kittridge lets out a shocked "Alanna?", she growls "Who the hell else?" before collapsing unconscious in his arms.

* When they finally tell Ethan about the bomb, Ethan ask why they would hide something like that, Luther responds that Ethan was busy.
-->'''Luther:''' Look, you were busy. We didn't want to bother you.\\
'''Ethan:''' A nuke is ''something you should bother me about''!

* Jasper Briggs is confused to find Kittridge on the train and asks why, with Kittridge vaguely responding "I'm not really here" and threatening to reassign Briggs to the dead mail room at the Postal Service if he doesn't mind his own business. Later, Kittridge's words are thrown back in his face when Briggs starts ordering people to the back of the train.

* Jasper Briggs is confused to find Kittridge on the train with Kittridge saying "I'm not really here." Later, Kittridge is thrown when Briggs starts ordering people to the back of the train.

'''Briggs:''' Well, sir, since you're not really here, it shouldn't concern you too much. ''(He winks)''
** Kittridge also threatens to reassign Briggs to the dead mail room at the Postal Service.

-->'''Luther''': Look, you were busy. We didn't want to bother you.\\
'''Ethan''': A nuke is ''something you should bother me about''!

-->'''Kittridge''': What is going on?!
-->'''Briggs''': Well, sir, since you're not really here, it shouldn't concern you too much. ''(He winks)''

** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[{{Determinator}} Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching the goon out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that,]] [[ClockKing Entity.]]

** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[{{Determinator}} Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that.]]

** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[TheChessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[Determinator Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that.]]

** Imagine the [[DigitalAbomination The]] [[Chessmaster Entity's]] reaction when [[Determinator Ethan]] drives a motorcycle [[CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain]] to [[ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train]] at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. [[BatmanGambit Predict]] [[XanatosGambit that.]]

** Imagine the "DigitalAbomination The" "Chessmaster Entity's" reaction when "Determinator Ethan" drives a motorcycle "CrazyEnoughToWork off a mountain" to "ThisIsGonnaSuck parachute onto a moving train" at high speed and just happens to crash through a window, into the one guy on the train who is currently an imminent threat to his ally's life, thereby launching out the opposite window. "BatmanGambit Predict" "XanatosGambit that."