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* While playing "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1hzGk8ziZE Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?]]" game, the question was "What is the prefix of the word 'repainted'?" and his answer is [[EpicFail repaint]].
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Some other funny moments involving Simon can be found on the Creator/UltimateSidemen's [[Funny/UltimateSidemen funny moments page]].
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Some other funny moments involving Simon can be found on the Creator/UltimateSidemen's [[Funny/UltimateSidemen WebVideo/{{Sidemen}}'s [[Funny/{{Sidemen}} funny moments page]].
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*** After the player "JJ" scores a goal, Simon goes to visit real-life JJ. As soon as JJ turns around to face him, he randomly throws himself into the wall and falls onto the floor.
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*** After the player "JJ" scores a goal, Simon goes to visit real-life JJ.[[Creator/{{KSI}} JJ]]. As soon as JJ turns around to face him, he randomly throws himself into the wall and falls onto the floor.
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* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUJ7vyKVxjk Simon's quickfire questions challenge]]:
** As Simon introduces a video, [[Creator/{{KSI}} JJ]] just randomly throws an egg on the ground to scare him.
** The repeated instances of JJ randomly egging Simon for next to no reason, even before he gets the next question asked.
** This exchange:
-->'''Vik''': Can you do a split on the dick?\\
'''Simon''': No.\\
(''[[{{Beat}} dramatic gradual close-up on JJ's face]]'')\\
'''JJ''': Okay.
** After Simon states that he supports Leeds for his mum, JJ eggs him... [[EpicFail but then realizes that he said "his mum" and not "his bum"]].
** When Simon is asked to rank how gay he is on a 1-10 scale, he says, "10! [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, no!]]" before getting egged.
** This exchange:
-->'''Vik''': What's brown and sticky?[[note]]The usual answer that many would give is "a stick".[[/note]]\\
'''Simon''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice You.]]\\
(''{{Beat}} as Vik and JJ exchange looks of surprise and shock before JJ eggs Simon'')
** JJ's reaction to Simon saying "all of them" when asked what his favorite porn type is.
-->'''JJ''': Even ''granny''?\\
'''Simon''': ''Especially'' granny!
** When asked to pick between being Obama or the Queen's pussy for a week, Simon opts for the Queen's pussy. JJ, [[UnfortunateImplications who takes offense due to his beliefs that Simon didn't choose Obama because he's black]], eggs him.
** Simon asking halfway through the video whether it's eggs that's hitting his head or just JJ's fist.
** When asked to choose between KFC or Nandos, Simon chooses KFC just to pander to JJ. Although JJ is happy, Vik states how implausible that is. JJ asks Simon to state the last time he went to KFC. Simon is silent, and JJ goes in with the egg.
-->'''Vik''': He knew he messed up as well. As soon as he said "KFC"--\\
'''Simon''': I DID IT FOR ''YOU!''\\
'''Vik''': You can't win in this game.\\
'''JJ''': [[LargeHam SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR! RECEIVE YOUR PUNISHMENT!]]\\
'''Vik''': What are we punishing him for?\\
'''JJ''': I have no idea.
** When JJ eggs Simon for choosing a foot fetish over an ear fetish, he claims that there's some pretty good ear sex. Simon rebuts by saying "Your dick is tiny", which JJ takes offense to, leading him to egg Simon once more.
-->'''Vik''': You can't talk shit in that position!
** [[EpicFail Simon accidentally allowing JJ to get an extra egg after he points it out on the ground.]]
** When Simon tries pandering to JJ again (choosing him over Nandos), he gets egged, and JJ says, "You know, chicken is pretty good, bro."
** The final question. Vik asks how many apples would be left if he had 7 and 2 were taken away. Simon says 5, which is the right answer, [[EpicFail but JJ STILL eggs him, and doesn't realize his mathematical error until a few seconds later.]] Simon isn't happy.
** JJ enthusiastically hosing down Simon, of course using the hose in a phallic manner.
-->'''Simon''': Give me a hug.\\
'''JJ''': (''screams and runs away'')
** As Simon introduces a video, [[Creator/{{KSI}} JJ]] just randomly throws an egg on the ground to scare him.
** The repeated instances of JJ randomly egging Simon for next to no reason, even before he gets the next question asked.
** This exchange:
-->'''Vik''': Can you do a split on the dick?\\
'''Simon''': No.\\
(''[[{{Beat}} dramatic gradual close-up on JJ's face]]'')\\
'''JJ''': Okay.
** After Simon states that he supports Leeds for his mum, JJ eggs him... [[EpicFail but then realizes that he said "his mum" and not "his bum"]].
** When Simon is asked to rank how gay he is on a 1-10 scale, he says, "10! [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, no!]]" before getting egged.
** This exchange:
-->'''Vik''': What's brown and sticky?[[note]]The usual answer that many would give is "a stick".[[/note]]\\
'''Simon''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice You.]]\\
(''{{Beat}} as Vik and JJ exchange looks of surprise and shock before JJ eggs Simon'')
** JJ's reaction to Simon saying "all of them" when asked what his favorite porn type is.
-->'''JJ''': Even ''granny''?\\
'''Simon''': ''Especially'' granny!
** When asked to pick between being Obama or the Queen's pussy for a week, Simon opts for the Queen's pussy. JJ, [[UnfortunateImplications who takes offense due to his beliefs that Simon didn't choose Obama because he's black]], eggs him.
** Simon asking halfway through the video whether it's eggs that's hitting his head or just JJ's fist.
** When asked to choose between KFC or Nandos, Simon chooses KFC just to pander to JJ. Although JJ is happy, Vik states how implausible that is. JJ asks Simon to state the last time he went to KFC. Simon is silent, and JJ goes in with the egg.
-->'''Vik''': He knew he messed up as well. As soon as he said "KFC"--\\
'''Simon''': I DID IT FOR ''YOU!''\\
'''Vik''': You can't win in this game.\\
'''JJ''': [[LargeHam SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR! RECEIVE YOUR PUNISHMENT!]]\\
'''Vik''': What are we punishing him for?\\
'''JJ''': I have no idea.
** When JJ eggs Simon for choosing a foot fetish over an ear fetish, he claims that there's some pretty good ear sex. Simon rebuts by saying "Your dick is tiny", which JJ takes offense to, leading him to egg Simon once more.
-->'''Vik''': You can't talk shit in that position!
** [[EpicFail Simon accidentally allowing JJ to get an extra egg after he points it out on the ground.]]
** When Simon tries pandering to JJ again (choosing him over Nandos), he gets egged, and JJ says, "You know, chicken is pretty good, bro."
** The final question. Vik asks how many apples would be left if he had 7 and 2 were taken away. Simon says 5, which is the right answer, [[EpicFail but JJ STILL eggs him, and doesn't realize his mathematical error until a few seconds later.]] Simon isn't happy.
** JJ enthusiastically hosing down Simon, of course using the hose in a phallic manner.
-->'''Simon''': Give me a hug.\\
'''JJ''': (''screams and runs away'')
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* A few moments from [[http://youtu.be/MMPY9RZPVcM Simon's crossbar challenge]]:
** Out of all of the people to be the first to hit the crossbar, it's ''Ethan''. (Doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.)
*** Everyone losing their shit immediately afterwards is pretty hilarious to watch as well.
** When Josh takes his first shot while wearing his mask, he hears the ball hitting the post and thinks that he's done it. Some fellow sidemen are quick to correct him.
** WebVideo/{{Calfreezy}}'s second shot, which sailed over the goal, only to come down and hit JJ right in the bicep.
** JJ going up for a second shot and saying nothing but "[[NWordPrivileges Nigga]]."
*** He then completely overshoots. Well, "overshoots" is a bit of an {{understatement}}.
*** Made more amusing by Ethan's laughter in the background.
* In JJ's crossbar challenge, after his amazing smash shot from the previous crossbar challenge, Simon comes and does a ''ground pass'' that bounces off the post. And then Simon tries to act like he's done it.
-->'''Simon''': That counts!
-->'''JJ (voiceover)''': No, it does not, Simon.
** The subsequent montage of Simon trying and failing to hit the crossbar again.
** Out of all of the people to be the first to hit the crossbar, it's ''Ethan''. (Doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.)
*** Everyone losing their shit immediately afterwards is pretty hilarious to watch as well.
** When Josh takes his first shot while wearing his mask, he hears the ball hitting the post and thinks that he's done it. Some fellow sidemen are quick to correct him.
** WebVideo/{{Calfreezy}}'s second shot, which sailed over the goal, only to come down and hit JJ right in the bicep.
** JJ going up for a second shot and saying nothing but "[[NWordPrivileges Nigga]]."
*** He then completely overshoots. Well, "overshoots" is a bit of an {{understatement}}.
*** Made more amusing by Ethan's laughter in the background.
* In JJ's crossbar challenge, after his amazing smash shot from the previous crossbar challenge, Simon comes and does a ''ground pass'' that bounces off the post. And then Simon tries to act like he's done it.
-->'''Simon''': That counts!
-->'''JJ (voiceover)''': No, it does not, Simon.
** The subsequent montage of Simon trying and failing to hit the crossbar again.
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** As Simon introduces a video, JJ just randomly throws an egg on the ground to scare him.
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** As Simon introduces a video, JJ [[Creator/{{KSI}} JJ]] just randomly throws an egg on the ground to scare him.
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For funny moments with Simon and the rest of the Creator/UltimateSidemen, [[Funny/UltimateSidemen click here]].
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* Simon's playthrough of ''SFG Soccer'' (in-game players are noted with quotation marks):
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4RSbVySe60 TO THE PLAYOFFS]]:
*** The episode starts with Simon describing the game as "the game where everyone looks like they've just found Music/{{Rihanna}}'s nudes".
*** After "Vik" scores a last-second game-winning goal, Simon stops by Vik's room and gives him a bottle of Fucking Hell (a German Pilsner) as a MVP award.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTkce12QBXE HITTING GYM]]:
*** After the player "JJ" scores a goal, Simon goes to visit real-life JJ. As soon as JJ turns around to face him, he randomly throws himself into the wall and falls onto the floor.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGi1CZmMYI EPIC FINALE]]:
*** While going up to shoot with "Josh", Simon says that he'll punch Josh if "Josh" misses. "Josh" does indeed miss (shoots it right to the keeper, in fact), and Simon stands by his word, going to Josh's room and anti-climactically punching him.
*** While the Buttmunchers do a celebration, the game somehow doesn't register Simon's command to "Ethan", who is still blindly running around with his hands in the air.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUJ7vyKVxjk Simon's quickfire questions challenge]]:
** As Simon introduces a video, JJ just randomly throws an egg on the ground to scare him.
** The repeated instances of JJ randomly egging Simon for next to no reason, even before he gets the next question asked.
** This exchange:
-->'''Vik''': Can you do a split on the dick?\\
'''Simon''': No.\\
(''[[{{Beat}} dramatic gradual close-up on JJ's face]]'')\\
'''JJ''': Okay.
** After Simon states that he supports Leeds for his mum, JJ eggs him... [[EpicFail but then realizes that he said "his mum" and not "his bum"]].
** When Simon is asked to rank how gay he is on a 1-10 scale, he says, "10! [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, no!]]" before getting egged.
** This exchange:
-->'''Vik''': What's brown and sticky?[[note]]The usual answer that many would give is "a stick".[[/note]]\\
'''Simon''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice You.]]\\
(''{{Beat}} as Vik and JJ exchange looks of surprise and shock before JJ eggs Simon'')
** JJ's reaction to Simon saying "all of them" when asked what his favorite porn type is.
-->'''JJ''': Even ''granny''?\\
'''Simon''': ''Especially'' granny!
** When asked to pick between being Obama or the Queen's pussy for a week, Simon opts for the Queen's pussy. JJ, [[UnfortunateImplications who takes offense due to his beliefs that Simon didn't choose Obama because he's black]], eggs him.
** Simon asking halfway through the video whether it's eggs that's hitting his head or just JJ's fist.
** When asked to choose between KFC or Nandos, Simon chooses KFC just to pander to JJ. Although JJ is happy, Vik states how implausible that is. JJ asks Simon to state the last time he went to KFC. Simon is silent, and JJ goes in with the egg.
-->'''Vik''': He knew he messed up as well. As soon as he said "KFC"--\\
'''Simon''': I DID IT FOR ''YOU!''\\
'''Vik''': You can't win in this game.\\
'''JJ''': [[LargeHam SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR! RECEIVE YOUR PUNISHMENT!]]\\
'''Vik''': What are we punishing him for?\\
'''JJ''': I have no idea.
** When JJ eggs Simon for choosing a foot fetish over an ear fetish, he claims that there's some pretty good ear sex. Simon rebuts by saying "Your dick is tiny", which JJ takes offense to, leading him to egg Simon once more.
-->'''Vik''': You can't talk shit in that position!
** [[EpicFail Simon accidentally allowing JJ to get an extra egg after he points it out on the ground.]]
** When Simon tries pandering to JJ again (choosing him over Nandos), he gets egged, and JJ says, "You know, chicken is pretty good, bro."
** The final question. Vik asks how many apples would be left if he had 7 and 2 were taken away. Simon says 5, which is the right answer, [[EpicFail but JJ STILL eggs him, and doesn't realize his mathematical error until a few seconds later.]] Simon isn't happy.
** JJ enthusiastically hosing down Simon, of course using the hose in a phallic manner.
-->'''Simon''': Give me a hug.\\
'''JJ''': (''screams and runs away'')
* The start of Simon's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3_uQRKL9s4 ENTER THE MATRIX]] Q&A, filled to the brim with references to ''Film/TheMatrix''.
** The ending, which is a fake trailer for a big-budget 2016 action film starring Simon. No, really.
* A few moments from [[http://youtu.be/MMPY9RZPVcM Simon's crossbar challenge]]:
** Out of all of the people to be the first to hit the crossbar, it's ''Ethan''. (Doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.)
*** Everyone losing their shit immediately afterwards is pretty hilarious to watch as well.
** When Josh takes his first shot while wearing his mask, he hears the ball hitting the post and thinks that he's done it. Some fellow sidemen are quick to correct him.
** WebVideo/{{Calfreezy}}'s second shot, which sailed over the goal, only to come down and hit JJ right in the bicep.
** JJ going up for a second shot and saying nothing but "[[NWordPrivileges Nigga]]."
*** He then completely overshoots. Well, "overshoots" is a bit of an {{understatement}}.
*** Made more amusing by Ethan's laughter in the background.
* In JJ's crossbar challenge, after his amazing smash shot from the previous crossbar challenge, Simon comes and does a ''ground pass'' that bounces off the post. And then Simon tries to act like he's done it.
-->'''Simon''': That counts!
-->'''JJ (voiceover)''': No, it does not, Simon.
** The subsequent montage of Simon trying and failing to hit the crossbar again.
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* Simon's playthrough of ''SFG Soccer'' (in-game players are noted with quotation marks):
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4RSbVySe60 TO THE PLAYOFFS]]:
*** The episode starts with Simon describing the game as "the game where everyone looks like they've just found Music/{{Rihanna}}'s nudes".
*** After "Vik" scores a last-second game-winning goal, Simon stops by Vik's room and gives him a bottle of Fucking Hell (a German Pilsner) as a MVP award.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTkce12QBXE HITTING GYM]]:
*** After the player "JJ" scores a goal, Simon goes to visit real-life JJ. As soon as JJ turns around to face him, he randomly throws himself into the wall and falls onto the floor.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGi1CZmMYI EPIC FINALE]]:
*** While going up to shoot with "Josh", Simon says that he'll punch Josh if "Josh" misses. "Josh" does indeed miss (shoots it right to the keeper, in fact), and Simon stands by his word, going to Josh's room and anti-climactically punching him.
*** While the Buttmunchers do a celebration, the game somehow doesn't register Simon's command to "Ethan", who is still blindly running around with his hands in the air.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUJ7vyKVxjk Simon's quickfire questions challenge]]:
** As Simon introduces a video, JJ just randomly throws an egg on the ground to scare him.
** The repeated instances of JJ randomly egging Simon for next to no reason, even before he gets the next question asked.
** This exchange:
-->'''Vik''': Can you do a split on the dick?\\
'''Simon''': No.\\
(''[[{{Beat}} dramatic gradual close-up on JJ's face]]'')\\
'''JJ''': Okay.
** After Simon states that he supports Leeds for his mum, JJ eggs him... [[EpicFail but then realizes that he said "his mum" and not "his bum"]].
** When Simon is asked to rank how gay he is on a 1-10 scale, he says, "10! [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, no!]]" before getting egged.
** This exchange:
-->'''Vik''': What's brown and sticky?[[note]]The usual answer that many would give is "a stick".[[/note]]\\
'''Simon''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice You.]]\\
(''{{Beat}} as Vik and JJ exchange looks of surprise and shock before JJ eggs Simon'')
** JJ's reaction to Simon saying "all of them" when asked what his favorite porn type is.
-->'''JJ''': Even ''granny''?\\
'''Simon''': ''Especially'' granny!
** When asked to pick between being Obama or the Queen's pussy for a week, Simon opts for the Queen's pussy. JJ, [[UnfortunateImplications who takes offense due to his beliefs that Simon didn't choose Obama because he's black]], eggs him.
** Simon asking halfway through the video whether it's eggs that's hitting his head or just JJ's fist.
** When asked to choose between KFC or Nandos, Simon chooses KFC just to pander to JJ. Although JJ is happy, Vik states how implausible that is. JJ asks Simon to state the last time he went to KFC. Simon is silent, and JJ goes in with the egg.
-->'''Vik''': He knew he messed up as well. As soon as he said "KFC"--\\
'''Simon''': I DID IT FOR ''YOU!''\\
'''Vik''': You can't win in this game.\\
'''JJ''': [[LargeHam SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIR! RECEIVE YOUR PUNISHMENT!]]\\
'''Vik''': What are we punishing him for?\\
'''JJ''': I have no idea.
** When JJ eggs Simon for choosing a foot fetish over an ear fetish, he claims that there's some pretty good ear sex. Simon rebuts by saying "Your dick is tiny", which JJ takes offense to, leading him to egg Simon once more.
-->'''Vik''': You can't talk shit in that position!
** [[EpicFail Simon accidentally allowing JJ to get an extra egg after he points it out on the ground.]]
** When Simon tries pandering to JJ again (choosing him over Nandos), he gets egged, and JJ says, "You know, chicken is pretty good, bro."
** The final question. Vik asks how many apples would be left if he had 7 and 2 were taken away. Simon says 5, which is the right answer, [[EpicFail but JJ STILL eggs him, and doesn't realize his mathematical error until a few seconds later.]] Simon isn't happy.
** JJ enthusiastically hosing down Simon, of course using the hose in a phallic manner.
-->'''Simon''': Give me a hug.\\
'''JJ''': (''screams and runs away'')
* The start of Simon's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3_uQRKL9s4 ENTER THE MATRIX]] Q&A, filled to the brim with references to ''Film/TheMatrix''.
** The ending, which is a fake trailer for a big-budget 2016 action film starring Simon. No, really.
* A few moments from [[http://youtu.be/MMPY9RZPVcM Simon's crossbar challenge]]:
** Out of all of the people to be the first to hit the crossbar, it's ''Ethan''. (Doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.)
*** Everyone losing their shit immediately afterwards is pretty hilarious to watch as well.
** When Josh takes his first shot while wearing his mask, he hears the ball hitting the post and thinks that he's done it. Some fellow sidemen are quick to correct him.
** WebVideo/{{Calfreezy}}'s second shot, which sailed over the goal, only to come down and hit JJ right in the bicep.
** JJ going up for a second shot and saying nothing but "[[NWordPrivileges Nigga]]."
*** He then completely overshoots. Well, "overshoots" is a bit of an {{understatement}}.
*** Made more amusing by Ethan's laughter in the background.
* In JJ's crossbar challenge, after his amazing smash shot from the previous crossbar challenge, Simon comes and does a ''ground pass'' that bounces off the post. And then Simon tries to act like he's done it.
-->'''Simon''': That counts!
-->'''JJ (voiceover)''': No, it does not, Simon.
** The subsequent montage of Simon trying and failing to hit the crossbar again.
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